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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show is here. Get your butt at the

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Speaker 1: front door. We are super villains ready to overtake the world,

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Speaker 1: the best Ready go you've heard in a while, The

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Speaker 1: Jewels Show. COVID tests are finding really strange things wrong

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Speaker 1: with people, and it's not COVID early it's a Jewel show. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what else is a finding? Well for one person, it

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Speaker 1: found something that they had in their body for thirty

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Speaker 1: seven years. Thirty seven years. It wasn't supposed to be

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Speaker 1: there chewing gum. No, no, no, what A forty five

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Speaker 1: They found a Tiddley wink that had been stuck inner

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Speaker 1: nose for thirty seven years. Can you explain what that is?

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Speaker 1: Because nobody knows what that means. I know, well, Tiddley winks.

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Speaker 1: It's a game. I don't even know what it is.

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Speaker 1: But um, Tiddley Winks was a game that they used

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Speaker 1: You've been playing tis. Everybody else there that was under

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Speaker 1: they asked her about it, obviously, because they found this

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Speaker 1: thirty seven years. She had no idea until she went

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Speaker 1: can follow each of us individually. I'm a Jewel Fresh,

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Speaker 1: I'm at that dres, I'm at Evan on the radio,

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Speaker 1: the Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone frame

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Speaker 1: day morning. So that's one moving company. This is Tim.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna help you. Hi, Tim, my name is Pete,

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Speaker 1: and I would like to lodge a complaint, all right.

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Speaker 1: Pete started to hear that, well, what do you want

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Speaker 1: to complain about? Well, I was driving behind your truck

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Speaker 1: driving was Okay, Pete, I'm sorry you experienced that. Can

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Speaker 1: you tell me what happened? Oh, I'd love to tell

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Speaker 1: you what happened. I've got a list of things to

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Speaker 1: go over. I hope you're ready, No problem, okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: windshield wiping, Peter, are you saying that my windshield wiping

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Speaker 1: affected my drive? Well, I don't know how it wouldn't

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Speaker 1: And the wipers were just going and it wasn't even raining.

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Speaker 1: Why are you using the wipers when it's not raining?

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Speaker 1: My windshield wipers? Are you kidding me? Well, that's exactly

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Speaker 1: it because you're you're a better man, Pete, you're a

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Speaker 1: at all, Pete. Actually I'm trying to see better out

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Speaker 1: my windows. You know, maybe there was some dust on them,

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Speaker 1: so I'm going to need to talk to a manager

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Speaker 1: because I have a whole list of complaints about your driving.

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Speaker 1: And now I have a list of complaints about your language. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so you got a whole list complaints. What was Was

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Speaker 1: lanes too fast for you or too slow? No, no,

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Speaker 1: were drinking your soda the whole time, driving with one hand,

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Speaker 1: drinking a soda, wiping the windows, drinking a soda, wiping

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Speaker 1: the windows, same thing, over and over again. I saw

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Speaker 1: you driving with one hand sipping out of what looked

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Speaker 1: Everything you were doing was wrong. Listen, the sticker on

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Speaker 1: my truck says how is my driving? It doesn't say

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Speaker 1: anything about how is my eating? It doesn't say think

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Speaker 1: about how's my wiping? It says how is my driving? Okay, okay, fine, fine, fine, fine,

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Speaker 1: Then I'll let you go. But I do have one

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Speaker 1: more question for you. You have a question, Yes, I do.

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Speaker 1: I have a question for you. Since you are a trucker,

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Speaker 1: since you drive a truck, yes, yes, so you sit

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Speaker 1: we drive for long distances, We drive for many hours.

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Speaker 1: What well, on the topic of wiping, how do you

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Speaker 1: deal with your hemorrhoids? What? Yes? I read somewhere that

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Speaker 1: truckers get bad hemorrhoids from sitting all the time. Do

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Speaker 1: you and how do you deal with them? Because I've

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Speaker 1: got a doozy of one right now. It's like I'm

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Speaker 1: pet foot, All right, I'll lodge it up your ass.

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Speaker 1: You don't have to worry about the hemrhid all right, Well, fine,

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Speaker 1: phone called then what this is actually Jewel from the

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you and your

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Speaker 1: sister Kathy set you up. It's a she said that. No,

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Speaker 1: she said that you drive truck and sometimes people call

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Speaker 1: I'm for real about the mmoid thing, Like, how do

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Speaker 1: him melt wake up every morning when jubil phone pranks

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Speaker 1: the Jebel Show on demand. First Date follow up. A

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Speaker 1: guy named Cal is on the phone for a first

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Speaker 1: date follow up today and he said the end of

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Speaker 1: his date ended with a magical kiss in the parking lot.

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Speaker 1: Was it magical because cal is actually the name of Superman?

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Speaker 1: Did you know that that's real real name cal l

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Speaker 1: Yeah so sure, but I can write no, this is

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Speaker 1: with Superman. Never mind, But he apparently shared at his email,

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Speaker 1: said it was a magical moonlit kiss in the parking lot. Well,

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Speaker 1: it doesn't always go down like that with girl that's

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Speaker 1: guess we'll ask kyl about it? Kyle, how do you

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I had a great, great date and

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Speaker 1: can't figure it out. Well before we get into everything

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Speaker 1: and find out about the date, Um, how do you

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Speaker 1: meet her? Oh? Do you know? The classic way now

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Speaker 1: these days is online? You know, it's the only way

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Speaker 1: am ready? Okay one Secon Hello, Hey, I was looking

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Speaker 1: So it's a radio show. I just want to make

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Speaker 1: you why you ghosted them. I've heard your show before,

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Speaker 1: but I've never I've never been a part of it. Wow,

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Speaker 1: so do you want to do? You know who we're

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Speaker 1: talking about I think it's Cal. Yes, it's Cal. Yes, congratulations,

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Speaker 1: you got it right, it's Cal. Why aren't you talking

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Speaker 1: I want somebody who just hides behind text messages. Okay,

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Speaker 1: he said he did ask you out. He did through text,

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Speaker 1: but he never called me and he never asked me

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Speaker 1: And that's just kind of something I've been raised with

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Speaker 1: I just I kind of felt like maybe it wasn't

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Speaker 1: very serious. I don't Texting I think is a weak

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Speaker 1: that's your thing. So that's why you're not calling back

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Speaker 1: I didn't felt. I didn't feel like he cared enough

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Speaker 1: guess what he did put the time in to be

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Speaker 1: on the phone right now to have a conversation with you.

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Speaker 1: He's been listening this whole time and would like to

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Speaker 1: talk to you, like on the phone, not via text.

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Speaker 1: Oh what he's here? Like on the phone? Hi? Oh

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Speaker 1: hey hey? Um? Really like that's the way the reason

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Speaker 1: you didn't you know, actually back, that's why why you

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Speaker 1: expect a gentleman to I don't know, call me and

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Speaker 1: I thought that's what I was. Very disrespectful. I don't

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Speaker 1: see how disrespectful is saying, hey, would you like to

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Speaker 1: do these three things which I looked into, and try

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Speaker 1: it was very lazy. Well, I mean when we met

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Speaker 1: So like, I don't understand how this is different because

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Speaker 1: the app, we'd actually had a date. You kissed me.

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Speaker 1: It was wonderful, and I thought, Wow, maybe this guy

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Speaker 1: then I'm not just another girl. He texts because listen,

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Speaker 1: I know how it is. I know I have friends

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Speaker 1: and their date was texting somebody else. It's not It's

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Speaker 1: a way to hide behind your true feelings or emotions

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Speaker 1: or intentions, and I expect my intentions and your intentions

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Speaker 1: to be clear. Okay, well that's a lot. I mean,

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Speaker 1: that sounds like you're pretty serious about that. Would you

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Speaker 1: like to go on another date with Cal? We will

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Speaker 1: pay for it. He's on the phone right now, you

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Speaker 1: can ask you in person. I mean, I know this

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Speaker 1: probably is an awkward start, but we did have a

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Speaker 1: good date, and obviously you thought I was special enough

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Speaker 1: to email a place, so I guess you did do

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Speaker 1: the work and I was standing corrected on that. I

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Speaker 1: would like to go out with you again, Cal, if

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Speaker 1: you are willing to go out with me. Honestly, the

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Speaker 1: last five minutes have been such a turnoff of me

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Speaker 1: disrespecting you and all that stuff. So I am no

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Speaker 1: longer interested. And that's fine now you know much. But

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Speaker 1: I feel like you're a person I'll never ever be

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Speaker 1: able to make happy. Good luck. You couldn't even make

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Speaker 1: me happy after the first date, so I guess you're right,

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Speaker 1: and I'm not going to apologize for having high standards

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Speaker 1: because another guy thinks I'm hard to please. Sorry, maybe

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Speaker 1: you guys are lazy. Thank you for your honesty. I

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Speaker 1: appreciate it. And hopefully you'll find a dude that will

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Speaker 1: be able to date you. Right, I don't think you will.

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Speaker 1: And cal thank you for your email too. Sorry you

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Speaker 1: don't get another date, man, but get back out there.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, you guys saved me a lot of time

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Speaker 1: and a lot of money. Jubils First Date. Follow up

424
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Speaker 1: The Jewbils Show on demand, Jubils Dirty Little Secret. Oh

425
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Speaker 1: we found it well, Jewels Show, It's time for your

426
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Speaker 1: dirty little Secret. Remember text in four one to six one.

427
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:54,920
Speaker 1: If you have a secret to share, you can tell

428
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Speaker 1: us on the show. And don't worry about telling us

429
00:21:57,480 --> 00:21:59,600
Speaker 1: anything because we keep everybody anonymous. We don't even ask

430
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Speaker 1: what your name is. That's why everybody gets a thick

431
00:22:01,359 --> 00:22:04,199
Speaker 1: anonymous nickname. And on the phone right now, Harry Styles,

432
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Speaker 1: missing t shirt. Oho, we found it and it's on

433
00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:08,960
Speaker 1: the phone. Been looking for so long, Harry Styles, missing

434
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Speaker 1: T shirt? How are you am good? How are you

435
00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:15,040
Speaker 1: pretty good? You've been hanging out with Adam Levine's shirts.

436
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:20,800
Speaker 1: Where you been, I'm all the shirts all over the place. Okay, okay, nice,

437
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Speaker 1: all right, So whatever that means, Yeah, I don't know

438
00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:24,879
Speaker 1: what that means. But why don't you tell us what

439
00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:28,960
Speaker 1: your dirty little secret is? So my dirty little secret

440
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:32,600
Speaker 1: is that I have a twin sister. Okay, And you know,

441
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Speaker 1: sometimes we like would do the whole switch place this thing,

442
00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:39,520
Speaker 1: or you know, I'll take some sort of test for

443
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:42,920
Speaker 1: each other or whatever. And the biggest one that I

444
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:47,440
Speaker 1: did is I took my driver's my driver's test before her,

445
00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:51,200
Speaker 1: and I passed nine. And then she took hers and

446
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:55,120
Speaker 1: her she failed. Okay, Well, then she asked me to

447
00:22:55,119 --> 00:22:58,919
Speaker 1: take her driver's test for her, and then yeah, and

448
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:01,600
Speaker 1: then I ended up filing it for her. Oh my god,

449
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:06,240
Speaker 1: what are you serious? That's funny on purpose or no? Not,

450
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:10,040
Speaker 1: no idea why? Like I was super confident about it

451
00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:14,640
Speaker 1: at Driving tests are hard, though, in this room. Don't

452
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:16,600
Speaker 1: we have like a really bad record with driving tests? Yeah,

453
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:19,880
Speaker 1: I felt mine w times. I've never I've passed every

454
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:21,760
Speaker 1: single one first time. Oh see, I'm not driving more

455
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:25,399
Speaker 1: than written. I felt three times. No, I got it right,

456
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:28,760
Speaker 1: I felt I felt driving three times and the written twice.

457
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:32,159
Speaker 1: Really yeah, America, it was really easy. I felt I

458
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:34,679
Speaker 1: poss the first time. Really yeah. So that's the English

459
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:36,840
Speaker 1: one that you felt. Yeah, you had you had experienced

460
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:39,680
Speaker 1: driving at that point, and you drive on the weird

461
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:41,280
Speaker 1: side of the road over there, no order, it's hard.

462
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,360
Speaker 1: Um yeah, No, I never had a problem. So did

463
00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:49,840
Speaker 1: She obviously finally got her license. Yeah, eventually. I mean

464
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:51,960
Speaker 1: she had to wait like another couple of months, and

465
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:54,440
Speaker 1: then she ended up taking it herself, and then she

466
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:58,760
Speaker 1: actually failed one more time, and then finally on her

467
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Speaker 1: like third attempt, got it. He was a little annoyed

468
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:05,760
Speaker 1: that she had to wait almost another year to get

469
00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:09,200
Speaker 1: it because I failed at the first time. You guys

470
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:12,680
Speaker 1: ever do anything else? Switch switch up lives any other way?

471
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:17,360
Speaker 1: I mean, we've messed with some boys here and there,

472
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:20,200
Speaker 1: but really, like, there is this one time that I

473
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:23,120
Speaker 1: can think of that was pretty funny. Okay, So once

474
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:26,240
Speaker 1: in a while, we would actually like switch our jobs.

475
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:29,959
Speaker 1: She and Nanny's and I work at a restaurant, totally

476
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:34,760
Speaker 1: different jobs, so you switch them. Yeah, So we would

477
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:37,720
Speaker 1: just be like, oh, I don't feel like serving tables today,

478
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:39,520
Speaker 1: will you do it? She's like, well, I don't feel

479
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:41,600
Speaker 1: like dealing with these kids today, so you do it.

480
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:46,280
Speaker 1: We would just go into each other's jobs and place

481
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:48,800
Speaker 1: of each other for like, you know, the whole day,

482
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:50,760
Speaker 1: and just kind of get a break from our normal

483
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Speaker 1: I'd be kind of nice actually, to mix it up

484
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:55,080
Speaker 1: a little bit. Yeah, just switch lives with someone for

485
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:58,040
Speaker 1: a day at their job. That would be nice. You

486
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:02,840
Speaker 1: wouldn't get bored, a really nice break. Yeah. That way,

487
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:04,960
Speaker 1: we just never got burnt out on our drops and

488
00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:06,960
Speaker 1: we could just have something different if we wanted to.

489
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:10,520
Speaker 1: Was the first time filling in as a nanny hard

490
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Speaker 1: for you? Orton was the first time filling in as

491
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:18,840
Speaker 1: a server hard for her. She had a way harder

492
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:23,159
Speaker 1: time doing the server because she's just never done that,

493
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:25,640
Speaker 1: and she was so confident that she could just walk

494
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:27,680
Speaker 1: in there and be like I got this, and I'm like, girl,

495
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:31,320
Speaker 1: you don't even know there's more to it than you realize. Yeah, yeah,

496
00:25:31,359 --> 00:25:33,440
Speaker 1: I mean I prepped her on how to like put

497
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:35,960
Speaker 1: the orders in and like gave her as much information

498
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:38,720
Speaker 1: as I could. But obviously, you know, she was kind

499
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:41,600
Speaker 1: of stumbling around and my co workers were like, are

500
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Speaker 1: you okay? And she just kind of lied and was like, Oh,

501
00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:47,160
Speaker 1: I didn't sleep great and I just don't feel good.

502
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:50,960
Speaker 1: I don't know where my head sat. All right, Well

503
00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:53,399
Speaker 1: they got away with it, but people were suspicious a

504
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:57,359
Speaker 1: little bit. Well, thank you, very dirty little secret, No problem.

505
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:02,760
Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret? The Jewel Show on Demand.

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00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:05,920
Speaker 1: Welcome to the I n N, The Idiot News Network

507
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:09,960
Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news. For Tuesday, June

508
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:13,480
Speaker 1: twenty twenty one, I'm Jewel Fresh and the pandemic didn't

509
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:16,480
Speaker 1: make me snifflely, but it might have made you stiffy.

510
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:18,920
Speaker 1: Tell you about that in just a second. But first

511
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:21,760
Speaker 1: let's meet the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh and good morning

512
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:26,080
Speaker 1: to everyone except for Britney Spears's dad. And I'm English

513
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:28,639
Speaker 1: Evan and I will take some lumber, light bulbs and

514
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:32,119
Speaker 1: maybe an exorcism. Okay, more on those stories than just

515
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:33,960
Speaker 1: a second before your least story than the i ndidian

516
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:37,120
Speaker 1: news networks. And they report the news sales of viagra

517
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:42,440
Speaker 1: skyrocketed during the pandemic. Wow. Yeah, And he studied out

518
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:44,560
Speaker 1: of the University of Pittsburgh found that the sales of

519
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:48,800
Speaker 1: iagra and other ed drugs skyrocketed last year and there

520
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:51,080
Speaker 1: was a dip in sales early in March and April.

521
00:26:51,119 --> 00:26:54,880
Speaker 1: That means people were locked up and they were really bored.

522
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:57,679
Speaker 1: I guess, yeah, that was happening a lot more right.

523
00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:00,240
Speaker 1: There's gonna be so many babies that are born because

524
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:02,360
Speaker 1: of COVID, the baby boom. Yeah, and that just goes

525
00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:04,399
Speaker 1: to show how many people have a hard time getting

526
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:06,560
Speaker 1: it up a very hot time. Now. I wonder, I

527
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:08,480
Speaker 1: wonder what their stocks are like? Are they a public company?

528
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:13,760
Speaker 1: They are, ye, they're definitely. Their stocks definitely rose. Oh

529
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:17,800
Speaker 1: my gosh, oh my god. This is the iron end

530
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:20,560
Speaker 1: these network where idiots aren't just in the news, they

531
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:22,520
Speaker 1: report the news. For your next story of the day,

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00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:24,919
Speaker 1: let's send it on over to Alex fray Ash who's

533
00:27:25,119 --> 00:27:27,359
Speaker 1: not on location at Britney spears dad's house. I'm at

534
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:31,920
Speaker 1: the court wherever Britney goes to court. But she so.

535
00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:34,000
Speaker 1: Britney Spears pleaded to a judge last week to end

536
00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:37,399
Speaker 1: her conservatorship, which didn't happen, but she did have a

537
00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:38,800
Speaker 1: lot to say about it. And one thing she told

538
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:40,320
Speaker 1: us was that she has an IUD and that her

539
00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:42,919
Speaker 1: conservators won't let her take out that's quality. So an

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00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:45,919
Speaker 1: IUD is a birth control thing that's inserted in your

541
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:48,879
Speaker 1: cervix and it's like five or ten years and they

542
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:51,080
Speaker 1: won't let her take it out like that is absolutely,

543
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:55,640
Speaker 1: I do realize blowing those decisions, right, they do get decisions.

544
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:59,080
Speaker 1: So it's thirteen years strong, her conservatorship is, and I

545
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:02,240
Speaker 1: think it's time that she makes her decisions whether or

546
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:03,760
Speaker 1: not she wants to have an IUD in her body.

547
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:06,639
Speaker 1: How old is Britney spears eighty five? Yeah, So I

548
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:09,280
Speaker 1: feel like she should be able to make decisions about

549
00:28:09,359 --> 00:28:12,280
Speaker 1: her reproductive system. Literally, Well, I'm assuming if she was

550
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:14,479
Speaker 1: pregnant and didn't want to keep the baby, that wouldn't

551
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:16,719
Speaker 1: actually be her decision, right, I don't know. I think

552
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:18,240
Speaker 1: she might want to have a kid. I'm not sure

553
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:21,159
Speaker 1: because she's in the long term relationship. So by her

554
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:22,800
Speaker 1: saying that, it makes me think that she might want

555
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:24,920
Speaker 1: to have a baby with him. Yeah, and they won't

556
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,719
Speaker 1: let her take the IUD out like that is her

557
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:28,720
Speaker 1: decision if she wants more kids? What in the world

558
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:32,439
Speaker 1: like she's she's saying, so she's sane, right free Brittany

559
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:35,400
Speaker 1: the documentary her old Who was it that one lady

560
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:37,560
Speaker 1: who took care of her? A lot, right, like her friend,

561
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:39,760
Speaker 1: her mom's friend, basically the one that took care of

562
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:42,200
Speaker 1: her for a long time. She said that Brittany is

563
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:45,680
Speaker 1: okay to make decisions. Yeah, it's weird to me. I'd

564
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:47,480
Speaker 1: really do it all over the world and it's sad,

565
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:50,360
Speaker 1: but in this country that shouldn't happen. Yeah, I know

566
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 1: it might be insensitive to say, but now would be

567
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:53,959
Speaker 1: the perfect time to come out with an album. If

568
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:55,880
Speaker 1: I was her, she's not going to work again until

569
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:59,400
Speaker 1: her dad and her concertorship. You don't care about her

570
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:01,480
Speaker 1: giving birth to baby. You care about her giving birth

571
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:03,880
Speaker 1: some new hit. Well, she to get a lot of money.

572
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:06,880
Speaker 1: It would be a good album. Well that's all I have.

573
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,120
Speaker 1: Sending it back here, thank you very much, Alix. This

574
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:10,720
Speaker 1: is the i n N, the Idiot News Network where

575
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:13,640
Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news. And for our next

576
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:15,760
Speaker 1: story of the day, let's send it on over to English. Evan,

577
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:19,000
Speaker 1: who is I think at a weird camping store kind

578
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:22,520
Speaker 1: of so police in Pennsylvania will called out because they

579
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:26,200
Speaker 1: had to deal with an exorcism at the home depot. Yeah,

580
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:28,800
Speaker 1: I'm going to say to see exactly, Yeah, specifically, it

581
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:32,080
Speaker 1: was happening in the lumber aisle, which is a weird detail,

582
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:36,320
Speaker 1: but I guess the Exorcism wasn't successful because it got

583
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:38,600
Speaker 1: broken up early. So it was on like a like

584
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:40,920
Speaker 1: an adult or kid or what it was on an

585
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:43,400
Speaker 1: adult and they were trying to get it like a

586
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:45,400
Speaker 1: demon here it. I mean, have you ever seen the

587
00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:47,840
Speaker 1: movie The Exorcism? I haven't, Okay, so it's kind of

588
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:49,920
Speaker 1: have you ever been to Home Depot? Nothing makes me

589
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:52,120
Speaker 1: feel more evil than when I walk around there and

590
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:53,680
Speaker 1: I can't find anything. I'm like, I want to kill

591
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:57,800
Speaker 1: everything and everything around and there are so many weapons around. Yeah,

592
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:00,200
Speaker 1: and all I can think is how long did it

593
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:02,760
Speaker 1: take them to find that holy water? Because every single

594
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:05,080
Speaker 1: employee and de Boding has no idea where anything's at.

595
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:08,040
Speaker 1: What is holy water on? Um? I think it's a gardening.

596
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:11,360
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm busy round now. Jubil was literally

597
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:14,000
Speaker 1: told that they don't have hard hats two employees at

598
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:16,320
Speaker 1: the Home Depot. Yeah, they don't carry hard hats. And

599
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:18,280
Speaker 1: then he was like, no, they definitely carry hard hats,

600
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:20,200
Speaker 1: and then he just like wun't found himself, don't know.

601
00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:23,280
Speaker 1: I went up to this dude and I was like, hey, man, Um,

602
00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:24,960
Speaker 1: I can't find the hard hats. He's like, we don't

603
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:27,479
Speaker 1: have hard hats. I'm like, this is like a construction store.

604
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:31,680
Speaker 1: Construction pros that shop here, Yeah, no hard hats. He's like, no,

605
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:33,959
Speaker 1: we don't carry those. That stock guy though he might

606
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:36,240
Speaker 1: know for sure, and then ask another Guy's like, nah,

607
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:38,280
Speaker 1: I definitely don't carry hard haats. And this is crazy.

608
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:39,960
Speaker 1: So I walked out of the car while walking into

609
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:42,280
Speaker 1: the cars like that sounds insane to me that they

610
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:44,360
Speaker 1: would not have hard hats. So I pulled up the

611
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:46,960
Speaker 1: location on like I googled it, and I pulled up

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00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,800
Speaker 1: the location. I went to the home debo website and

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00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:50,480
Speaker 1: I pull it up and yeah, they had like one

614
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:53,640
Speaker 1: hundred and seventeen in stock at the store. Walk around

615
00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:58,640
Speaker 1: and find him, went in back in and got they

616
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Speaker 1: should employe is sorry, Yeah, they used not have no idea.

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Speaker 1: What's going on coast of the own break? Do you

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Speaker 1: guys have tools here? Nah? Lose yo job, about to

619
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Speaker 1: lose yo job, about to lose yoke job? Oh? Nothing?

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Speaker 1: And that was the I n N the Idiot News

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Speaker 1: Network where idiots aren't just in the news tomorrow, same

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Speaker 1: time for another hired hitting reports from the I n

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Speaker 1: N The Jebil Show on demand. It's another Jubil phone

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Speaker 1: frame Day mornings. Hello Wanda speaking Wanda, Yes, speaking Wanda,

625
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Speaker 1: This is Wanda. Yeah, hi Wanda. This is Pete calling

626
00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:01,280
Speaker 1: from the Department of Motor Vehicles. Sorry to take so long.

627
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:04,320
Speaker 1: Gett into your Get into the call there. Sorry about that.

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00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:06,280
Speaker 1: Called your name a few times just to make sure

629
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Speaker 1: you're ready, sort of like we did with your number

630
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Speaker 1: when you were in here for your appointment to renew

631
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Speaker 1: your license the other day. Oh yeah, yes, it's all right.

632
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:19,160
Speaker 1: How can I help you? Well, you can't really help

633
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:21,240
Speaker 1: me with much, even though we tried to help you

634
00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:24,240
Speaker 1: out by renewing your license, but apparently you are ungrateful.

635
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:26,560
Speaker 1: So I'm actually calling to tell you that your license

636
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:29,920
Speaker 1: is being suspended and if you want to get back

637
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:33,400
Speaker 1: in good standing, you need to come back in and

638
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:37,360
Speaker 1: take the written and driving test again, and it'll be

639
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:39,240
Speaker 1: a six months until you can do that. So your

640
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:43,000
Speaker 1: license is suspended for six months at least. Wait, no,

641
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:46,640
Speaker 1: that's not possible. I just got a new license, right

642
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:49,200
Speaker 1: you did, And when you were in here renewing your license,

643
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:51,320
Speaker 1: we saw the things that you were saying about us

644
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:53,960
Speaker 1: on social media. So I'm calling to inform you that

645
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:59,400
Speaker 1: maybe don't bite the hand that feeds you or talk

646
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:02,800
Speaker 1: about the person that gives you your license. You're being

647
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:07,040
Speaker 1: absolutely ridiculous. Everybody talked about the DMB because it's a nightmare.

648
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:09,000
Speaker 1: You have to wait hours and hours and hours. You're

649
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:14,040
Speaker 1: just going to revoke everybody's license now because hey, you

650
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:17,800
Speaker 1: know what, Wanda what because of that, I'm now suspending

651
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:19,480
Speaker 1: it for a year. So I'm seeing a year for

652
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:22,040
Speaker 1: your driver's TESTA you're driving test and you're written test

653
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:26,000
Speaker 1: because you just can't help yourself. No way, give me

654
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:29,120
Speaker 1: your supervisor right now. I can't believe you just spoke

655
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:31,680
Speaker 1: to me like that. Oh I can't talk to you

656
00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:34,640
Speaker 1: like that. What about when you said this? And I

657
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:41,200
Speaker 1: quote from your Instagram live post Granny Unibrow over there

658
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:44,640
Speaker 1: is doing nothing. Why can't she help me? Well, why

659
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:47,760
Speaker 1: couldn't she help me? I'll have you know. Granny Unibrow

660
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:52,600
Speaker 1: is my cousin. Her name is Jennica, and she's part

661
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:55,280
Speaker 1: of the family business. I've got three generations working in

662
00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:59,880
Speaker 1: this DMB. How dare you? And that Unibrow is on purpose?

663
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:03,680
Speaker 1: She thinks it looks cute, and I second that it's beautiful.

664
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:07,520
Speaker 1: So you're telling me that you're going through my social

665
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:09,879
Speaker 1: media reading back stuff that I put on my live.

666
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:14,200
Speaker 1: This is ridiculous. Why wouldn't Why aren't you doing your job? Well,

667
00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:16,120
Speaker 1: maybe you want to think about things before you post

668
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:17,920
Speaker 1: them and realize that the things you say on the

669
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:21,000
Speaker 1: internet affect more than just you. They affect thousands and

670
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:25,800
Speaker 1: thousands and millions of people. Oh yeah, thousands and thousands

671
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:28,400
Speaker 1: of people are being affected by what I'm posting online.

672
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:31,480
Speaker 1: I have like four hundred followers. Give me a break.

673
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:33,399
Speaker 1: What about when you were doing the live and you said,

674
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:36,400
Speaker 1: the hall monitor guy who organizes the line, is staring

675
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:38,480
Speaker 1: at me like a creep. Can somebody do something about it?

676
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:41,920
Speaker 1: Remember when you said that? Yeah, I said that because

677
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:45,160
Speaker 1: that guy's looking at me like some kind of pervy weirdo.

678
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:48,719
Speaker 1: Why doesn't anybody over there just do their job. I

679
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:53,920
Speaker 1: do not look like a pervy weirdo, not one bit. Okay, no, no, no, stuff.

680
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:57,640
Speaker 1: That was you. This is why you're so upset because

681
00:34:57,719 --> 00:35:02,200
Speaker 1: that was you. Yes, you have the right to life.

682
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:04,960
Speaker 1: I am the department, I'm the DMV, I'm the guy

683
00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:07,719
Speaker 1: that coordinates the line. At the DMV. Can't cong ain't

684
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:12,319
Speaker 1: on me. Listen, you need to stop, Hara. I make

685
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:15,439
Speaker 1: the rules. No, you don't make any rules. Anybody wants

686
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:17,319
Speaker 1: to come through the DMV, they got to come through

687
00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:24,879
Speaker 1: me first. Wow, you're you're absolutely crazy. I can't even

688
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:28,000
Speaker 1: believe we're still having this comment. I sort of snapped,

689
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:33,000
Speaker 1: there didn't I stressful job working at the DMV. Hey,

690
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:34,440
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna let you know real quick there's a

691
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:36,880
Speaker 1: prank phone call, and then move it along, get you

692
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:42,680
Speaker 1: on your way. Okay, wait, but a prank. Yes, this

693
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:44,919
Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show doing a phone

694
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:50,879
Speaker 1: prank on you. Your friend Stephanie set you up. Oh

695
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,760
Speaker 1: my gosh, she said, she said, you're at the DMV recently,

696
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:55,279
Speaker 1: and then send us a copy of the live that

697
00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:57,200
Speaker 1: you posted from there talking trash about them so we

698
00:35:57,239 --> 00:36:01,279
Speaker 1: could phone prank you with it. Wow, Like that was?

699
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:04,400
Speaker 1: That was a whole lot. Wake up every morning with

700
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:10,200
Speaker 1: Jubil phone pranks the Jubil Show on demand. It's time

701
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:14,200
Speaker 1: Floor of the Roses might be the most convenient or

702
00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:16,080
Speaker 1: the Roses to get a cheater. Ever, why and I

703
00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:17,719
Speaker 1: say that because Teresa is on the phone and she

704
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:20,360
Speaker 1: thinks her boyfriend might be cheating. She also said that

705
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:23,840
Speaker 1: he owns a moving company, so if he is cheating,

706
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:29,320
Speaker 1: talk about convenience, that's great. What's up, Teresa, how are you? Hey, guys,

707
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:32,640
Speaker 1: I'm I'm doing okay, Yeah, I'm sorry, dumb question. Yeah,

708
00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:34,920
Speaker 1: that's just my normal thing to say to people, and

709
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:37,040
Speaker 1: sometimes it does come off. It was also a really

710
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:39,439
Speaker 1: good joke too, but then it just kind of like fell. Yeah,

711
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:43,200
Speaker 1: well because she's kind of sad, understandable, terse, don't worry

712
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:45,759
Speaker 1: about ruining that joke, Like, I understand that you're going

713
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:49,800
Speaker 1: through something right now. Yeah, no, it's fine. Thank you, guys. Honestly,

714
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:54,680
Speaker 1: you're I'm trying not to smile right now. Whatever you guys, Well,

715
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,640
Speaker 1: thank you. And it sucks that you think your boyfriend's cheating.

716
00:36:57,680 --> 00:37:01,280
Speaker 1: Tell us about it. Why do you think? So? Yes? So, um, okay,

717
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:03,160
Speaker 1: I'm not I really don't want to be tm ice,

718
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:05,360
Speaker 1: so I'm not going to go there. But um, you know,

719
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:08,239
Speaker 1: we have a great sex life, or we have had one,

720
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:12,239
Speaker 1: but then um, I would say, like it's the last

721
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:16,480
Speaker 1: month or so, he just hasn't seemed interested and usually

722
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:22,520
Speaker 1: he like initiates all the time, like this month, nothing

723
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:27,040
Speaker 1: and even like I've tried a little and then like nothing,

724
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:29,879
Speaker 1: like that's kind of like the first sign. Yeah that's

725
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:33,240
Speaker 1: how long have you guys been together? We've been together

726
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:36,520
Speaker 1: over a little over two years. Yeah, okay, okay, yeah,

727
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:39,120
Speaker 1: I mean that's weird. Yeah, I especially with the dude,

728
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:41,440
Speaker 1: I know how I am in relationship right you know,

729
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,640
Speaker 1: outside here by the way, and she knows, and she's

730
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:45,840
Speaker 1: just like, would you please stop touching me trying to

731
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:48,720
Speaker 1: walk down the hallway, and if all of a sudden

732
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:52,479
Speaker 1: that stops, that would be telling. Oh, absolutely, suspect for sure?

733
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:54,480
Speaker 1: Is that it is? Is that the only thing? Is

734
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:58,080
Speaker 1: there more to it? No? No? So I also this

735
00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:01,200
Speaker 1: is honestly super embarrassing for him. But I caught him

736
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:04,800
Speaker 1: the other day taking his shirtless selfie phono, like he

737
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:09,040
Speaker 1: was in the bathroom like with good lighting, like shooting

738
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:11,960
Speaker 1: down on like shirtless. Does he not normally take pictures

739
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:15,279
Speaker 1: of himself like that? Never? And he didn't send it

740
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:17,279
Speaker 1: to me. I was like, what are you doing? And

741
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:19,040
Speaker 1: he was like, oh, it was a joke, Like I

742
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:21,520
Speaker 1: was just I just wanted to be funny. He's not

743
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:23,640
Speaker 1: like working out or anything, because I know sometimes I

744
00:38:23,719 --> 00:38:26,799
Speaker 1: take like progress picks. I don't think I don't send

745
00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:32,279
Speaker 1: to anyone necessarily. Come on, you could send him. Yeah,

746
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:35,840
Speaker 1: he is definitely not working out, Like it was not

747
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:38,360
Speaker 1: nothing like that. All right, no offense to him. He

748
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:43,360
Speaker 1: has a great dad bod, but like, yeah, also, it

749
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:46,080
Speaker 1: was really weird the other day I heard him like mumbling.

750
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:48,440
Speaker 1: It sounded like he was talking, but he was in

751
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:51,480
Speaker 1: the bathroom with the door locked, so I kind of

752
00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:53,160
Speaker 1: like I wasn't trying to creep and listen in, but

753
00:38:53,239 --> 00:38:55,200
Speaker 1: I was like, wait, it sounds like he's on the phone, right,

754
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:58,080
Speaker 1: And then um, once he came out, I was like, wait,

755
00:38:58,160 --> 00:38:59,680
Speaker 1: were you talking to somebody? And he was like, oh no,

756
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:02,480
Speaker 1: I was just like watching like Netflix, and I was like,

757
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:05,719
Speaker 1: well no, it was his voice talking, so like that

758
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:09,160
Speaker 1: was yeah, okay, so he's definitely hiding something. Something's going

759
00:39:09,239 --> 00:39:12,120
Speaker 1: on for sure. Yeah, you send your email that he

760
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:16,080
Speaker 1: owns a moving company. Yeah, yeah, he owns a moving company,

761
00:39:16,239 --> 00:39:20,160
Speaker 1: so that would not maybe reach out there. I was

762
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:22,480
Speaker 1: thinking I could call and say that he'd you know,

763
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:25,080
Speaker 1: make up say that he did a move for me

764
00:39:25,239 --> 00:39:27,360
Speaker 1: and my wife a while back. Oh yeah, I wanted

765
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:29,800
Speaker 1: to thank them. That'll look thank you, thank them for

766
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:33,160
Speaker 1: by sending the flowers to somebody. And see whose name

767
00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:36,120
Speaker 1: he gives us on the flowers. Yeah, yeah, I think

768
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:37,960
Speaker 1: that would be good. I think that would be he'd

769
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,480
Speaker 1: believed that for sure. Okay, all right, we'll play a song.

770
00:39:40,719 --> 00:39:44,840
Speaker 1: Come back and see if he is taking shirtless selfies

771
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:47,520
Speaker 1: and not wanting to have fun in the bedroom and

772
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:52,319
Speaker 1: then talking to himself in the bathroom for another reason. Okay, okay, yeah,

773
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:54,759
Speaker 1: thanks guys, Yeah, all right, we'll do the next It's

774
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:58,400
Speaker 1: time floor of the Roses. And would you look at that?

775
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:03,560
Speaker 1: What I did it again? What I do not learn lessons?

776
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:06,600
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. The name. Yes, I forgot to ask

777
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:08,920
Speaker 1: the tut It's the most important thing I know, and

778
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,160
Speaker 1: I do it every single time. We all forget, I know,

779
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:14,560
Speaker 1: nobody we all do, because you guys would usually be like, hey, yeah,

780
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:16,160
Speaker 1: you forgot to ask the dude's name. They're going to

781
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:18,160
Speaker 1: call a Sev's cheating, So what's his name? Yes, we'll

782
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:20,920
Speaker 1: find out right now. If just to refresh your memory,

783
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:22,359
Speaker 1: if you're just tuning in. It's right in the middle

784
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:24,800
Speaker 1: of war the roses to catch a cheater, and Teresa's

785
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:26,440
Speaker 1: on the phone. She thinks that her boyfriend of a

786
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:31,040
Speaker 1: little over two years might be fooling around. Yep, it

787
00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:35,440
Speaker 1: sound like the oldest man ever seen fooling around. But

788
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:37,520
Speaker 1: she thinks that he might be seeing someone else because

789
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:41,040
Speaker 1: recently he stopped wanting to be intimate, or at least

790
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:44,040
Speaker 1: hasn't really tried, and when normally he's the other way.

791
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:47,320
Speaker 1: And she caught him taking a shirtless selfie for some

792
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:48,919
Speaker 1: reason in the mirror the other day and he said

793
00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:50,560
Speaker 1: he was just trying to joke around and have fun.

794
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:52,759
Speaker 1: But the light, you said, the lighting was all set

795
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:56,000
Speaker 1: up in like angles and stuff. Yeah, yeah, he had

796
00:40:56,040 --> 00:41:00,920
Speaker 1: like a really good lighting on. Wow, it is. And

797
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:03,640
Speaker 1: she also said that she thought he was talking to

798
00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:05,400
Speaker 1: himself in the bathroom while he was going to the

799
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:07,920
Speaker 1: bathroom the other day, and so she kind of listened

800
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:09,719
Speaker 1: close to the door and it sounded like he might

801
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:11,600
Speaker 1: have been talking to someone. When she asked him about it,

802
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:13,960
Speaker 1: he said he was watching Netflix. So it all just

803
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:16,480
Speaker 1: seems weird. I guess he owns a moving company. So

804
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:20,200
Speaker 1: I'm going to pretend to be a former customer of

805
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:23,560
Speaker 1: theirs and offer him a gift card and some flowers

806
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:25,640
Speaker 1: to sendto someone as a thank you, and see if

807
00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:29,120
Speaker 1: he gives us Teresa's name or somebody else's name. And

808
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:33,000
Speaker 1: now a very important piece of the puzzle that I'm missing, Arice.

809
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:37,640
Speaker 1: What's his name by the way, Yeah, thank you. It's

810
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:39,960
Speaker 1: a cool name. Yeah, it is a cool name. All right. Well,

811
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:41,839
Speaker 1: now that I have everything that I need to try

812
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:44,560
Speaker 1: to make the phone call, I'm gonna call him right now. Okay,

813
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:47,960
Speaker 1: are you ready? I think so? Okay, here we go,

814
00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:04,720
Speaker 1: Solomon yep. Oh, hey, this is my name is Scoffrey.

815
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:07,480
Speaker 1: Nice to meet you. Um, we don't know each other,

816
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:09,680
Speaker 1: but you did a move for me and my family

817
00:42:09,719 --> 00:42:11,640
Speaker 1: a while back. My wife coordinated the whole thing, and

818
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:13,719
Speaker 1: I just wanted to give you a call today to

819
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:17,120
Speaker 1: say thank you. Oh man, that's great. Yeah. You know what, actually,

820
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:19,520
Speaker 1: if uh, if you wouldn't mind just you know, throwing

821
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:23,359
Speaker 1: a review on Facebook or yelp, oh um, that'd be huge.

822
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:27,120
Speaker 1: Really appreciate that absolutely. I mean, you know, we've gone

823
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:29,279
Speaker 1: through a lot of moves because I'm a I'm a

824
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:32,959
Speaker 1: pretty uh busy guy, and move around a lot. Would

825
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:35,719
Speaker 1: be business stuff because i'm you know, like anyway, enough

826
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:37,680
Speaker 1: about me, but we move a lot, and it was

827
00:42:37,719 --> 00:42:39,520
Speaker 1: the best movie experienced me and my family have had.

828
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:43,000
Speaker 1: So thank you again, No problem. Who Who's who was

829
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:47,319
Speaker 1: it again? What was her name? Well? I'm sorry? What? Oh? Hey,

830
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:48,759
Speaker 1: you know what, I don't have a lot of time.

831
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:50,960
Speaker 1: If I can just you know, get some info from you,

832
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:53,360
Speaker 1: because I want to make sure that I hook you

833
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:55,400
Speaker 1: guys up. So I wanted to send you guys some

834
00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:59,480
Speaker 1: gift cards for you and your dudes. How many guys

835
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:02,839
Speaker 1: you got working with? Hey guys, all right, that's fine,

836
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:04,800
Speaker 1: send you guys some gift cards. I want to just

837
00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:06,960
Speaker 1: ask a couple of questions. See what your interests are.

838
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,480
Speaker 1: I think stories you like to go to, and then

839
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:11,239
Speaker 1: I'll get that. And then also just for you because

840
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:12,760
Speaker 1: you did such a good job for me my family.

841
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:14,680
Speaker 1: I don't know if you have a wife or girlfriend

842
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:16,360
Speaker 1: or something like that. I would love to send flowers

843
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:19,600
Speaker 1: to your significant other to say, you know, just just

844
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:21,279
Speaker 1: a thank you. It could be from you, though it's

845
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:22,920
Speaker 1: not from me, it's from you just to you know,

846
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:27,600
Speaker 1: a little bonus. That's super cool. Thank you. Yeah, no problem.

847
00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:30,319
Speaker 1: What do you what do you need? Well, first of all,

848
00:43:30,719 --> 00:43:32,399
Speaker 1: like I said, those gift card stuff, I'll figure out.

849
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:34,759
Speaker 1: I'll find out you know your the information about your

850
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:36,080
Speaker 1: other guys, so I can send those two. You I

851
00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:37,920
Speaker 1: have your business name. I'll just into the business. But

852
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:40,879
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna send these flowers direct, so I would

853
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:44,360
Speaker 1: only need where you want them, scent, and the person

854
00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:46,960
Speaker 1: who you want me to send them too. So I

855
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:48,799
Speaker 1: guess I would. I guess I would start with a name,

856
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:51,880
Speaker 1: flowers to their girlfriend. That's that's gonna give me a

857
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:54,880
Speaker 1: lot of points. Um yeah, yeah, sure, you hooked me

858
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,480
Speaker 1: up and I appreciate it. Uh. Like I said, I

859
00:43:57,560 --> 00:43:59,239
Speaker 1: was out of town on business. So it's nice to

860
00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:00,600
Speaker 1: know that my family is can care of and you

861
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:05,040
Speaker 1: guys moved them efficiently and professionally. You gotta you gotta,

862
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:06,879
Speaker 1: you gotta something right down kind of give your name there.

863
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:08,719
Speaker 1: I'm actually on the website right now, so I can

864
00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:10,600
Speaker 1: just order these flowers have sent off. So I just

865
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:11,960
Speaker 1: figured to do it that way. So yeah, I can

866
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:17,839
Speaker 1: just type out yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just send

867
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:22,239
Speaker 1: them to uh, you know, just send them to autumn. Man,

868
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:26,760
Speaker 1: oh like the season right, yeah, so autumn? Okay, cool autumn?

869
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,600
Speaker 1: And um do you want me to like, there's a

870
00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:31,200
Speaker 1: card option here? Do you want to put anything on

871
00:44:31,239 --> 00:44:34,719
Speaker 1: a card. You know, I like lessons more just for

872
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:37,520
Speaker 1: a little uh, thank you for being in my life,

873
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:42,040
Speaker 1: thank you for being What the hell? I'm sorry? Oh

874
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:46,480
Speaker 1: my Solomon? What the like? Who is this? Who is

875
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:53,879
Speaker 1: autumn um Teres? Yeah? Yeah, it's Terse by the way, Yeah,

876
00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:56,359
Speaker 1: this is weird. So I just broke into our phone call.

877
00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:58,239
Speaker 1: Do you know what Teresa is? Because I didn't know

878
00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:00,000
Speaker 1: Teresa is on the phone, never heard of it. Yeah,

879
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:06,680
Speaker 1: what what is happening right now? What's happening is your

880
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:09,200
Speaker 1: cheating ass has been caught and you need to literally

881
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:12,799
Speaker 1: write this second tell us exactly what's going on because

882
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:16,680
Speaker 1: I'm literally about to blow my gasket. What the what

883
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:19,920
Speaker 1: is this? No? No, no, you don't Solomon. This is

884
00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:22,839
Speaker 1: the Jewel Show. My name's Jewel Alex. I'm English, Heavin.

885
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:24,719
Speaker 1: You already know your girlfriend who's on the phone. Her

886
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:26,759
Speaker 1: name is not Autumn. And we do a segment of

887
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:29,200
Speaker 1: the show where we catch cheaters and sounds like we

888
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:34,600
Speaker 1: caught ya. Wow. No, oh my god, are you serious? Yeah? Yeah,

889
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,799
Speaker 1: I'm dead serious. So you you have been cheating? Oh

890
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:44,080
Speaker 1: my god, my god, have been cheating? No, no, listen, no,

891
00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:47,200
Speaker 1: she's just she's another she's someone else. She's another customer,

892
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:52,040
Speaker 1: and you know, like I just I didn't want to

893
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:55,320
Speaker 1: I wanted something to think her for. She's not a

894
00:45:55,400 --> 00:46:00,320
Speaker 1: girl you're asking right now. You think she has a

895
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:02,759
Speaker 1: beautiful name. She's beautiful. You said that. We literally just

896
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:05,279
Speaker 1: heard it on the air, So like just say it

897
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:09,040
Speaker 1: now you're caught. I know it sounds bad. No, it's not.

898
00:46:09,239 --> 00:46:15,000
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not cheating on you. It's um it's

899
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:19,680
Speaker 1: what it's uh uh she is. She's a customer. She's

900
00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:23,600
Speaker 1: a customers and saying thank you for being in my life.

901
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:31,640
Speaker 1: Oh my god, she's it's I know, it's not happening.

902
00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:35,520
Speaker 1: What I m No way you still want that Facebook

903
00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:40,400
Speaker 1: review for your business? Oh? You man? Like this is

904
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:44,239
Speaker 1: oh I guess that's a no. No. I mean, I

905
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:46,200
Speaker 1: don't know why you said that to me. You're the

906
00:46:46,239 --> 00:46:48,320
Speaker 1: one who put yourself in the situation. Yeah, shouldn't have

907
00:46:48,520 --> 00:46:52,239
Speaker 1: probably cheated on your girlfriend. No, this is who's like

908
00:46:52,719 --> 00:46:56,880
Speaker 1: who does this? We knew also you do also you cheated?

909
00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:06,239
Speaker 1: I mean what whatever? You really? Whatever? Oh my god,

910
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:11,279
Speaker 1: do you know what your moving company? Moving company? It's

911
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:14,160
Speaker 1: over for us, Like we are absolutely done. I cannot

912
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:16,160
Speaker 1: believe I thought that I wanted to marry you, lovie

913
00:47:16,239 --> 00:47:19,560
Speaker 1: with you, you were absolutely disgusting. Like I am, I'm done,

914
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:22,080
Speaker 1: I am done with the situation. I'm done with you.

915
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:30,759
Speaker 1: I'm it's over. Oh he hung up again, hung up.

916
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:33,040
Speaker 1: They all hang up. A lot of the cheaters just

917
00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:34,600
Speaker 1: hang up. I don't know what to do. I guess

918
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:37,680
Speaker 1: weird how they just can't handle it. Threes I'm sorry

919
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:41,000
Speaker 1: he did hang up though, so but but you know

920
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:46,200
Speaker 1: now wow wow yeah, Well thank you guys. Um you

921
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:48,919
Speaker 1: gave me all the answers I needed. So yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah,

922
00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:51,880
Speaker 1: I'm very sorry. You'll be better off, much better. The

923
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:56,200
Speaker 1: Jewels shows were of the roses. The Jewels Show on

924
00:47:56,400 --> 00:48:03,160
Speaker 1: demand Jebils already little secrets. I feel like every single person,

925
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:07,719
Speaker 1: not every single person, but every single person has a

926
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:11,400
Speaker 1: bunch of these in one of their kitchen drawers. What

927
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:12,800
Speaker 1: is it? And it was on the phone for a

928
00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:14,359
Speaker 1: dirty little secret right now, I remember text in four

929
00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:15,480
Speaker 1: one or six one. If you want to tell us

930
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:17,320
Speaker 1: a dirty little secret, you can tell us anything. We

931
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:21,200
Speaker 1: keep everybody anonymous because we give you a fake anonymous nickname.

932
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:22,880
Speaker 1: I don't even ask what your name is. And on

933
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:29,759
Speaker 1: the phone right now, Taco Bell Hot Sauce packets, what's

934
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:33,080
Speaker 1: up top of belt hot sauce packets? Hey, you know

935
00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:37,680
Speaker 1: it's weird. A lot of people call me that already. Shoot,

936
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:39,719
Speaker 1: I use your real name on accident. I guess you're

937
00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:42,239
Speaker 1: the good thing about those are the odd packets. They

938
00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:44,640
Speaker 1: never go out of date. No, they don't use them forever,

939
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:48,360
Speaker 1: and they're delicious. All right. Well, Taco Bell Hot Sauce packet,

940
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:54,719
Speaker 1: you got a dirty little secret. Okay. So, um, when

941
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:57,279
Speaker 1: I was in high school, I had like one of

942
00:48:57,360 --> 00:49:03,080
Speaker 1: those classic classics where my parents were gone for the weekend.

943
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:08,920
Speaker 1: So I just read some books, did some schoolwork. Yeah, exactly.

944
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:14,960
Speaker 1: I studied really hard and good for you know. I

945
00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:19,360
Speaker 1: studed have what I'm going to call a small get together.

946
00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:23,719
Speaker 1: Was it really a small get together though, you know,

947
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:30,879
Speaker 1: as get togethers go. Um, No, I'm guessing your parents

948
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:33,279
Speaker 1: didn't want you to have a get together at all.

949
00:49:33,719 --> 00:49:35,040
Speaker 1: You were in high school and they were gone and

950
00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:38,120
Speaker 1: you were at home by yourself. No, okay, actually pretty

951
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:44,920
Speaker 1: explicitly so too to not do that. But I figured,

952
00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:48,040
Speaker 1: you know, I'm I'm chill, my friends are chill. I

953
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:52,000
Speaker 1: figured it would be fine, right, Um, but we did

954
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:55,759
Speaker 1: want to drink at this party. So, um, one of

955
00:49:55,840 --> 00:50:00,560
Speaker 1: my friends knew this guy, Jason, and he was a

956
00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:02,799
Speaker 1: little bit older. And even though he was a little

957
00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:06,800
Speaker 1: bit older than us, he also looked like like thirty five. Um, like,

958
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:09,440
Speaker 1: I don't know what he went through in high school.

959
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:14,239
Speaker 1: Those guys in high school, You're like, man, you look

960
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:20,520
Speaker 1: like you're going through a midlife crisis right now. Exactly. Well, anyway,

961
00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:22,960
Speaker 1: so he was able to get us alcohol. But because

962
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:26,920
Speaker 1: of that, we also had to invite him to the party.

963
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:30,000
Speaker 1: It was like, hey, get it, so you can hang

964
00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:32,920
Speaker 1: with us, even though we don't know you super well.

965
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:36,280
Speaker 1: But I forge he was my buddy's friend. I figured

966
00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:38,560
Speaker 1: it would be fine. None of us were very used

967
00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:41,800
Speaker 1: to alcohol, so when we drank large amounts of it,

968
00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:45,120
Speaker 1: we passed out. I think that's what a lot of

969
00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:49,920
Speaker 1: people do, what they call blackout. Yeah, which, Frank, I mean,

970
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:54,120
Speaker 1: that was pretty much the goal. So, uh, the main

971
00:50:54,239 --> 00:50:57,480
Speaker 1: reason this is a dirty secret is in the morning,

972
00:50:57,640 --> 00:50:59,320
Speaker 1: we all woke up and we were after this is

973
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:03,480
Speaker 1: after your part, Yeah, this is this is after the evening,

974
00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:06,919
Speaker 1: and we thought the worst thing was just that we're

975
00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:12,680
Speaker 1: hung hungover. But also Jason was gone. That's the older guy. Yeah,

976
00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:15,319
Speaker 1: the older car. Yes, still a guy. My mom's car

977
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:24,200
Speaker 1: was gone. Okay, we never saw him again again. So

978
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:29,000
Speaker 1: are you saying that he stole your mom's car? Uh? Well,

979
00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:32,200
Speaker 1: my mom's car was stolen and he was nowhere to

980
00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:39,360
Speaker 1: be found, so probably yes. Wow, oh my god. What

981
00:51:39,520 --> 00:51:43,600
Speaker 1: kind of car did your mom have? It was to

982
00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:47,000
Speaker 1: say it was a two thousand and three Subaru outback.

983
00:51:47,239 --> 00:51:49,920
Speaker 1: Who oh yeah, and he's probably still rolling that thing

984
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:55,120
Speaker 1: around booming sound system. Minute. Yeah, did you tell your

985
00:51:55,160 --> 00:51:59,799
Speaker 1: mom immediately? Uh? No, I panicked for a solid day.

986
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:03,440
Speaker 1: It was stolen out of the garage, so I really

987
00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:08,480
Speaker 1: couldn't blame anyone else. Someone who the house. So yeah,

988
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:11,719
Speaker 1: I was like in an insane amount of trouble, and

989
00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:16,040
Speaker 1: I was definitely able to have a party. Yeah yeah.

990
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:17,200
Speaker 1: I mean if you have a bunch of people over

991
00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:20,360
Speaker 1: in one of them still is your mom's car, usually

992
00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:23,000
Speaker 1: that'll put it into any other parties that you might

993
00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:29,719
Speaker 1: have real quick. Yeah. So, um, my parents still will

994
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:32,160
Speaker 1: tease me about it, but let me live it down.

995
00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:34,880
Speaker 1: Yeah all right, well, thanks for your dirty little secret.

996
00:52:36,040 --> 00:52:41,040
Speaker 1: Thank you, guys. What's your dirty little secret? Did Jebel

997
00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:45,719
Speaker 1: show on demand. Good boarded everybody. I'm dink Winkler and

998
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:54,960
Speaker 1: it's time to play. Yeah, thats good. Yeah, because he

999
00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:58,640
Speaker 1: is also dumb down. You feel a dumbo. Your name

1000
00:52:58,719 --> 00:53:05,000
Speaker 1: is dink Winkler. You didn't get good bard. All right.

1001
00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:07,240
Speaker 1: It is the game where you try to beat English

1002
00:53:07,239 --> 00:53:11,600
Speaker 1: Evan at trivia, and let's meet today's contestant, Oscar. What's up, Oscar?

1003
00:53:12,239 --> 00:53:14,120
Speaker 1: What's that man? How you doing? Good man? How are you?

1004
00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:17,320
Speaker 1: I am good A huge fan. Thank you nice. I

1005
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:18,920
Speaker 1: hope you've been trying to play for a while, Oscar.

1006
00:53:19,080 --> 00:53:20,840
Speaker 1: Is that because you just like us so much? Or

1007
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:23,440
Speaker 1: you know that I'm really bad at trivia? No? I

1008
00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:27,680
Speaker 1: like you guys so much. Adorable. Have you ever been

1009
00:53:27,719 --> 00:53:31,680
Speaker 1: called adorable? Oscar? I'm not by a man? No? All right,

1010
00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:34,000
Speaker 1: Well English seven thinks you're adorable. Well, don't take a fense.

1011
00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:37,360
Speaker 1: Yeah all right, he's leaving the studio. The door is closing.

1012
00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:39,120
Speaker 1: The game is played like this. You got thirty seconds

1013
00:53:39,160 --> 00:53:41,120
Speaker 1: to answer as many questions as possible if you don't know,

1014
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:42,880
Speaker 1: and just say pass, and you have to beat English

1015
00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:46,000
Speaker 1: Evan outright to win. Okay, sounds good? All right, Oscar,

1016
00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:52,439
Speaker 1: here we go. Your time starts now. Is Betty White

1017
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:57,160
Speaker 1: older than slice bread? Yes? How many numbers are on

1018
00:53:57,239 --> 00:54:04,040
Speaker 1: a standard dartboard? What color is the fed and FedEx urble?

1019
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:08,960
Speaker 1: What year did Instagram launch? Twenty nine? What does the

1020
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:15,000
Speaker 1: G and G man mean? Gangster? How much does one

1021
00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:22,640
Speaker 1: gold bar way a troy ounce? Boom? You get a

1022
00:54:22,680 --> 00:54:25,239
Speaker 1: really good Yeah, Oscar, you did a good job. We're

1023
00:54:25,239 --> 00:54:27,920
Speaker 1: gonna bring English Evan back into the studio, and this

1024
00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:29,719
Speaker 1: is the point in the game where we get a

1025
00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:32,239
Speaker 1: little tidbit from the collar. So, Oscar, you got a

1026
00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:35,160
Speaker 1: tidbit that we can chew on. Yeah. I once flew

1027
00:54:35,320 --> 00:54:38,320
Speaker 1: to New York for the sole purpose of being on

1028
00:54:38,480 --> 00:54:40,800
Speaker 1: a game show, and right after the taping of it,

1029
00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:45,279
Speaker 1: I flew right back game show Who Wants to Be

1030
00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:50,560
Speaker 1: a Millionaire? Oh? You were on that? He did really good, Evan. Yeah, wait,

1031
00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:53,000
Speaker 1: how did you do on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? No?

1032
00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:55,480
Speaker 1: I wasn't on it. I auditioned, but I didn't know.

1033
00:54:55,640 --> 00:54:57,880
Speaker 1: You didn't make it. No wonder you did such a

1034
00:54:57,920 --> 00:55:00,520
Speaker 1: good job though. You went from trying to be on

1035
00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:02,640
Speaker 1: Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? To beat the Bread? Yeah,

1036
00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:06,520
Speaker 1: try to step down. And you did do a good job,

1037
00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:09,400
Speaker 1: so English, even you have your work cut out for you?

1038
00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:16,040
Speaker 1: Oh great, all right, here we go English, heaven your time?

1039
00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:19,960
Speaker 1: Good board at starts now? Is Betty White older than

1040
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:28,200
Speaker 1: Slice Bread? No? How many numbers are on a standard dartboard? U? Thirty?

1041
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:30,919
Speaker 1: What color is a fed and FedEx? Oh? I see

1042
00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:36,080
Speaker 1: the art orange? What year did Instagram launch twenty two

1043
00:55:36,160 --> 00:55:39,880
Speaker 1: thousand and night? What does the G and G man mean? Gangster?

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Speaker 1: How much does one gold bar way forty pounds? Who

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Speaker 1: painted the mona? Lisa? Leonardo da Vinci? I was gonna say, DiCaprio.

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Speaker 1: It was Leonardo DiCaprio. A little known fact. Time is up, English, heven,

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Speaker 1: and let's send it on over the guy. I think

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Speaker 1: I did? Okay, right, I mean we'll see and see

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Speaker 1: how you guys did. And our scoreboard today is our

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Speaker 1: producer Stefanie West Stefanie So even you lost? How many

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Speaker 1: did he get? He got one right? And how many

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Speaker 1: did Oscar get? He got three? Right? Yeah? Oscar tore

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Speaker 1: it up? Good for you? All right, let's go over

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Speaker 1: the answer. Well, okay, so is Betty White old and

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Speaker 1: Slice Bread? Yes she is because she was born in

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Speaker 1: nineteen twenty two and Slice bread was created in nineteen

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Speaker 1: twenty eight. Oh my gosh, how many numbers on a

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Speaker 1: standard dartboard? Twenty What color is the fed and FedEx purple?

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Speaker 1: What year did Instagram launch? Two thousand and ten? He

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Speaker 1: said two thousand and nine, when you were oh wow,

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Speaker 1: you really What does the G and G man mean government?

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Speaker 1: I never even heard man man. It would be like

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Speaker 1: a federal agent or something like that. Both you guys

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Speaker 1: said gangster on the street. How much does one gold

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Speaker 1: bar way twenty seven point five pounds? It's pretty heavy?

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Speaker 1: Who painted the mona? Lisa Leonardo da Vinci? Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: want to go? Congratulations, Oscar? You beat the brit straight up?

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Speaker 1: He points away from him or anything. I'm glad you want,

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Speaker 1: seeing as you're such a fan. Thank you, Thank you

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Speaker 1: for beating the brit. I'm going to send you some

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Speaker 1: Jewel show swag. So hang on the lions, so I

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Speaker 1: get drimp. Okay. What do you do for work, Oscar?

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Speaker 1: I work for a construction company. Okay, but you're probably

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Speaker 1: pretty handy at all kinds of stuff. Huh, A little

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Speaker 1: bit here and there? Okay, Oscar, Well, guess what for

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Speaker 1: being a contestant on beat the brit today. You also

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Speaker 1: won the opportunity to come over to Alex in my

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Speaker 1: house and do some handy work because I can't do

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Speaker 1: any kind of handy work and there's a bunch of

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Speaker 1: stuff to be done, and I've been cussing at myself

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Speaker 1: and hurting my hands for way too long. Congratulations, Oscar.

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Speaker 1: I don't think he wants to. I mean he's kind

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Speaker 1: of like, kind of does I mean unless we have

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Speaker 1: some pipes to lay? I don't know. Well, Oscar, guess

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Speaker 1: what for playing Beat the brit today, you got the

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Speaker 1: opportunity to come over Alex and my house and Layson Pie.

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Speaker 1: What does that mean? That wanted to me? All right? Oscars,

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Speaker 1: thanks for playing man, Thank you all right. We played

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Speaker 1: Beat the Bread every single Tuesday and Thursday at this time,

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Speaker 1: so tune next time when we Beat the Bread. The

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