Speaker 1: Second date up dated.
Speaker 2: There's a new trend that's happening right now where people
Speaker 2: online are posting dating rapped videos.
Speaker 3: Like you're Spotify rapped, but like, wait, how many matches?
Speaker 3: And so are you guys?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like an end of the year recap of their
Speaker 2: dating life from the past three hundred and sixty five days.
Speaker 1: I feel like that could go really wrong.
Speaker 3: It's like who you swipe on, what you don't like,
Speaker 3: who you know?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just it's like a type.
Speaker 2: Of person, yeah, or like the total amount of dates
Speaker 2: that you tried for the past year and you're patting
Speaker 2: yourself on the back again.
Speaker 3: Day Okay, it's not about the failure.
Speaker 2: And today's caller, Kelly, mentioned in her email that she's
Speaker 2: dated around a lot over the past year, so our
Speaker 2: producer asked if she could give us a dating.
Speaker 1: Rap for herself.
Speaker 4: All right, so.
Speaker 2: We're gonna hear that in a second. First, Kelly, welcome
Speaker 2: to the show.
Speaker 5: Hi, thank you, thanks for having.
Speaker 1: Me, Thanks for being on with us.
Speaker 2: We want to hear about what's your dating rap briefly
Speaker 2: for us.
Speaker 1: If you can.
Speaker 3: Every time you say rap, I wanted to like break down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't you don't need this hip.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I wanted.
Speaker 1: Just give me.
Speaker 3: I can give you a beat if it would make
Speaker 3: the wraps way more through.
Speaker 1: There's a quick breakdown. What was your dating life like
Speaker 1: last year?
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's funny. I wish I could wrap my rats.
Speaker 5: But it was sixteen first dates total, okay, mostly mostly Americans.
Speaker 5: I had two Australians, one Irish guy, one guy who
Speaker 5: I don't know what his action was, but I think
Speaker 5: he may have been homeless also or.
Speaker 2: Just that your version homeless just pick accents from wow judgment.
Speaker 1: So that's good. It sounds like you're keeping your options open.
Speaker 2: Was there anything more? What what did you think about
Speaker 2: the sixteen guys that you were with?
Speaker 4: That sounds like.
Speaker 1: That, you know what I meant? Sixteen guys you met
Speaker 1: separately during the year. How did they go?
Speaker 5: Yeah? You know, like the sixteen six made to a
Speaker 5: second day. Out of those six, only three made it
Speaker 5: to a third date or more right, Yeah, Now, all
Speaker 5: the guys two flat out rejected me right after the date.
Speaker 5: Eight were like mutual ghostings. Three I rejected and told
Speaker 5: them it just wasn't going to work. And one block
Speaker 5: to me like immediately after the date. But I was
Speaker 5: he was a little suss I think he might have
Speaker 5: been married.
Speaker 4: Oh oh god, yeah, nothing you did wrong there other
Speaker 4: than go out with him.
Speaker 2: I suppose alexis looking back at her sixteen first dates.
Speaker 2: How would you grade her overall experience?
Speaker 3: It's not like a good but one sixteenth for being blocked, Like,
Speaker 3: that's not bad?
Speaker 1: What sixteen?
Speaker 4: And it wasn't for something she did exactly, that's a good.
Speaker 1: Aspect, I mean.
Speaker 5: And out of the sixteen, I only had to pay
Speaker 5: half on like one of them. And I'm really old
Speaker 5: fashioned and I prefer the guy to pay. That's just
Speaker 5: how my mom and dad taught me.
Speaker 3: Old fashion your cheap.
Speaker 1: Let's be honest.
Speaker 3: I mean I know both.
Speaker 5: Yeah, just how it was. And I cried over two
Speaker 5: guys last year and ended up with zero.
Speaker 1: And I do make a lot of women cry when
Speaker 1: they listened to the show. Oh yeah, we do. So
Speaker 1: tell me.
Speaker 2: None of the sixteen guys worked out. But now apparently
Speaker 2: you say there's a new guy and that's why you
Speaker 2: reached out to us.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a new guy. I was hopeful. I don't
Speaker 5: know yet. His name is Steve. It was like an
Speaker 5: online match and it was just a casual date. It
Speaker 5: was really like less than hour, like a forty minute.
Speaker 3: Oh so you went out with them already.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: We just got Cuban sandwiches from this little sandwich shop
Speaker 5: and just went to the park and you just ate
Speaker 5: and talked and we were by this playground with kids
Speaker 5: running around and.
Speaker 3: What that significant in some way? The playground that's my kid.
Speaker 1: No, it's a lot of information coming at us.
Speaker 2: I mean, there's sandwiches there, there's a park, there's a playground,
Speaker 2: there's children. Does that sound like a good date?
Speaker 1: First? Like, overall, alexis no kids around? Sandwich. Sandwich is okay,
Speaker 1: sandwich is okay.
Speaker 3: Honestly, the playground was empty. I'd play on it. But
Speaker 3: it's a kid.
Speaker 5: That would be a fun date, that would be No,
Speaker 5: it was really just kind of a lunch date really
Speaker 5: because like the sandwiches are really messy. And at one
Speaker 5: point he was like, you got something on your face
Speaker 5: and I was like, oh where, and he was like,
Speaker 5: you pointed to like my entire lower half and he
Speaker 5: was like everywhere under your nose and.
Speaker 4: That he's paying attention, you know, he's looking at you.
Speaker 4: You have like a I'm not even joking when I
Speaker 4: met my husband. I didn't realize I carried so much
Speaker 4: food on my face until I met that man, and
Speaker 4: I was like, he always has something to point out.
Speaker 4: No one else before him ever said anything.
Speaker 2: How the women on this show can spin anything into
Speaker 2: a positive for.
Speaker 4: Another You heard the odds, Jeff, I don't think that's bad.
Speaker 3: I mean, how'd you guys end it?
Speaker 6: After we ate?
Speaker 5: We were just kind of like, oh, if we had
Speaker 5: a frisbee, we'd throw it, but we just kind of
Speaker 5: kind of like picked up a stick and was kind
Speaker 5: of playing with it and then.
Speaker 1: Go get it, Go get date.
Speaker 5: I mean I got no, but it got a little awkward.
Speaker 5: You know. I was really hoping he'd say, like, you
Speaker 5: know what, let's grab a drink and proceed to like
Speaker 5: a nighttime thing. And he's so cute. I'm sure he
Speaker 5: gets a lot of attention from women on on the
Speaker 5: app so.
Speaker 4: Well, he doesn't sound very good at a date. I mean,
Speaker 4: he didn't even bring a frisbee.
Speaker 3: He didn't even get the sandwich place.
Speaker 1: He went to a park. Why is the man in trouble?
Speaker 1: We're paying for the saying which she's the one that
Speaker 1: he date.
Speaker 4: I'm just saying that I don't think he's getting hit
Speaker 4: on as much as she thinks because he is not
Speaker 4: as experienced as he should.
Speaker 1: Be, which was a ride.
Speaker 2: I'm sure it's the man's fault somehow, but let's prove it.
Speaker 1: When we come back.
Speaker 2: We're gonna call Steve for you try and get you
Speaker 2: your second date update right after that. If your name
Speaker 2: is Steve, you better pick hold on second date update.
Speaker 2: I feel like in the first part we definitely miss
Speaker 2: something we miss and by we I mean Brook.
Speaker 1: Okay, I know.
Speaker 3: That we were going there.
Speaker 2: Brooke was out that even though the guy is the
Speaker 2: one not calling Kelly back, yes, and Kelly said herself,
Speaker 2: he's very good looking and must get a lot of
Speaker 2: attention on the dating apps, and Kelly's the one that
Speaker 2: had sandwich pieces all over her face. Brook hurt all
Speaker 2: of that and says, Nope, the guy is a bad
Speaker 2: date planner.
Speaker 1: I bet no women want to go out with you.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 4: No, I didn't say no women. I just said I
Speaker 4: don't think that he's as wanted as she thinks. I'm
Speaker 4: trying to hype her up. Okay, she has something to
Speaker 4: offer on this table and he is going to maybe
Speaker 4: maybe he was too intaminated by how awesome she is.
Speaker 1: You know, the sandwich all over her face.
Speaker 4: Listen, I've gotten food on my face. It shouldn't stop anything, Okay, but.
Speaker 1: No, actually stop normally.
Speaker 2: Yeah, eat politely once one of your dates.
Speaker 1: Try that.
Speaker 2: But look, the whole thing is Kelly really liked the
Speaker 2: guy that she met up with, Steve. They did a
Speaker 2: casual date in the park with Cuban sandwiches. They tossed
Speaker 2: a stick back and forth. It was a great time.
Speaker 3: The stick was a little straight, yeah, I mean.
Speaker 1: They weren't sure what else to do. It was short though.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And so now afterwards she's hoping to get one more
Speaker 2: shot with him because he's been kind of ghosty.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, have you heard from him at all, Kelly?
Speaker 1: I haven't.
Speaker 5: And now I'm nervous because I was really slobby. Maybe
Speaker 5: I grossed him out. I don't know.
Speaker 4: The passion that you had going into that sandwich is
Speaker 4: what it isntanding.
Speaker 2: If you could do that to a sandwich, just imagine what.
Speaker 1: Else you could.
Speaker 4: That is, right, Jeffrey, we are here to hype.
Speaker 1: Sandwich.
Speaker 2: Yeah it's disgusting, all right, that's not what he says.
Speaker 2: But here we go with Dilla's number. We'll see what
Speaker 2: he has to say. Let's do it.
Speaker 1: Uh, Hey, we're looking for Steve.
Speaker 2: Speaking and Hey Steve, I said, we because you're on
Speaker 2: the radio right now with Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: He ste how you doing man?
Speaker 6: Uh, you're from the radio.
Speaker 3: And podcasts podcast.
Speaker 1: To Yeah, we got a good podcast.
Speaker 3: We are multifaceted here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're in the future with our entertainment.
Speaker 2: We're focused on you right now because one of our
Speaker 2: listeners went on a date with you the other day
Speaker 2: and really had a good time. He wants to see
Speaker 2: you again, but that hasn't quite happened yet, and she's
Speaker 2: not sure why. Her name's Kelly.
Speaker 6: Oh Man.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, oh Man. Yes, yeah, it's still.
Speaker 2: The fact that you're not reaching out for another date
Speaker 2: is kind of hinting that you're not interested. But we're
Speaker 2: not sure if that's true or not. We want to
Speaker 2: know what you think about Kelly.
Speaker 6: Uh, she's very nice, like, Kelly's cool, But you know,
Speaker 6: I just don't think it's going to work out.
Speaker 4: Okay, Is there is there a reason? I mean, did
Speaker 4: you went into it thinking that it could work out?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 6: Yeah? I mean definitely, but you know, like we got
Speaker 6: some food and then we went to the park and
Speaker 6: it just it started to get a little weird. But like,
Speaker 6: you know, I don't want to blow up a spot,
Speaker 6: like I don't even know you guys.
Speaker 1: So see, we didn't hear anything like weird.
Speaker 2: She said she had like some food or something on
Speaker 2: her face, but nothing stood out.
Speaker 1: To be weird.
Speaker 4: I mean that's weird to him, you know, like maybe
Speaker 4: it's weird to him to have a female have food
Speaker 4: all over their face.
Speaker 6: No, no, actually I thought that was kind of cute.
Speaker 3: See I talked you guys, turn off.
Speaker 1: What was the issue? You said it was weird?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I'm like, so, you know, we were sitting
Speaker 6: on the bench, were chilling and there's like a playground,
Speaker 6: you know that's in those parks that we're in, and oh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she randomly mentioned that to us too.
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, and she so there's like a bunch of
Speaker 6: kids playing, and all of a sudden, she points and
Speaker 6: she's like, oh my god, look imagine if Will we
Speaker 6: had that many kids and those were all our kids
Speaker 6: running around and there were like either like eight ten
Speaker 6: kids playing on the playground.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, so she was describing a nightmare, right, Like
Speaker 4: that's how she meant, like, imagine how chaotic.
Speaker 1: Our life would be.
Speaker 6: She sounded thrilled.
Speaker 3: Oh thrilled.
Speaker 1: Okay, so that's a red flag to you.
Speaker 4: That's a lot.
Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah, I mean like I've known you for like
Speaker 6: twenty minutes and now now we're having eight kids together.
Speaker 3: Yeah Okay.
Speaker 4: In her defense, I will say, it sounds like maybe
Speaker 4: she was just trying to fill the void, like maybe
Speaker 4: there was like an odd because she said, like it
Speaker 4: kind of died at the end your guys' date.
Speaker 3: Maybe she was just trying to, like I say, dumb things.
Speaker 1: Could you understand that point of view?
Speaker 6: Maybe, Steve, I mean I guess I could. But she
Speaker 6: started getting like really into it. Oh, she was like
Speaker 6: naming them.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 6: There was like another one we were saying where she
Speaker 6: wasn't feeling one of the kids and she was like,
Speaker 6: he's not playing nice. You would put him up for.
Speaker 2: An option, Okay, she's obviously kidding, Well that should be
Speaker 2: a positive for you because you don't want that many.
Speaker 3: He would only have seven.
Speaker 1: There you go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she'd say she was a good.
Speaker 2: Mother, just a mother, Okay, but that it sounds like
Speaker 2: it was all that conversation kind of scared you was
Speaker 2: too much for you joking or no?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I mean you know, like yeah, but if she was joking,
Speaker 4: maybe you could work it out.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And there's a perfect person to find out whether or
Speaker 2: not it was a joke. That's Kelly, who's on the
Speaker 2: other line right now waiting to talk to you.
Speaker 1: Wait. Yeah, Kelly and her seven children say hi, Oh.
Speaker 3: Did she give another one up for adoption? Or we
Speaker 3: out of six?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Ever since she heard that Kelly there, Yeah, Steve, it's Kelly.
Speaker 5: I am I like fuming, I'm so offended. Yes, because
Speaker 5: and you know what this is why and how I
Speaker 5: realized why I had sixteen unsuccessful dates last year. It's
Speaker 5: because they were all like you, Steve, like emotionally and
Speaker 5: intellectually scented.
Speaker 3: Why are you upset? Why are you so mad?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Because, my god, Brooke, you were totally right, Steve, you
Speaker 5: stock at planning a date.
Speaker 3: I'm just trying to hide you up, not tear it down.
Speaker 1: What happened.
Speaker 5: Listen, if you even had like an ounce of a
Speaker 5: sense of humor, like you would get that I was
Speaker 5: obviously joking, and I was for you to actually think
Speaker 5: that I was serious, like, oh my god, like you
Speaker 5: must be a.
Speaker 6: Narcissist, But you would think I would reach you.
Speaker 5: For forty minutes and suddenly want to have your babies?
Speaker 1: All right, well, all right, I think we're I.
Speaker 2: Think we're going down a path we don't need to
Speaker 2: go down any farther we were.
Speaker 1: You weren't happy with Steve's response. There, Steve, are you there?
Speaker 6: Zerah? Yeah, yeah, you're barely, but I'm still here.
Speaker 2: Would you like to respond to any of the allegations
Speaker 2: just against you.
Speaker 4: I thought you guys were all gonna have a big
Speaker 4: laugh about how it was a miscommunication. Steve.
Speaker 5: Bottom line, you planned a boring date and now I'm
Speaker 5: paying the price for it.
Speaker 1: That's nut, Steve. You see your data, and I'm not
Speaker 1: going to go for.
Speaker 5: Just the looks like I thought you were super.
Speaker 1: Cute too much?
Speaker 6: What kind of radio show is this? You just trash, dude?
Speaker 1: It depends on how many drinks Brooks.
Speaker 4: I was just trying to make her feel better about
Speaker 4: you not calling her, And now I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think that this was already happening and I didn't
Speaker 3: realize it.
Speaker 6: You know, you don't have to tear somebody else down
Speaker 6: just to try to make somebody else feel fatter.
Speaker 3: That's a good life. I agree with you, all right.
Speaker 1: I wasn't trying to tear you down. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I didn't know.
Speaker 3: I don't think you said anything wrong, Steve.
Speaker 1: Those are thoughts that should have happened before you said
Speaker 1: the terrible thing.
Speaker 5: Me either.
Speaker 6: I'm just being on it.
Speaker 1: Okay. Oh, everybody be honest with everybody.
Speaker 2: This is a good chance to have Steve admit that
Speaker 2: maybe he didn't plan the best first date.
Speaker 1: Yeah he did, Okay, Okay.
Speaker 2: And maybe Kelly didn't make the best conversation trying to
Speaker 2: invent an entire family of eight twenty minutes.
Speaker 1: Into the conversation.
Speaker 3: Oh that Kelly owned that.
Speaker 5: Well, I'm sorry that I was so bored. I had
Speaker 5: to use my freaking imagination.
Speaker 1: Okay, that was an apology.
Speaker 4: I could have imagined the kids in like a sweatshop
Speaker 4: or something. Don't It's like I wouldn't have been a
Speaker 4: red flag Brooks trying.
Speaker 1: To get her business planned.
Speaker 2: So, Steve, if you're hearing what I'm here, and then
Speaker 2: you probably see the same thing as me, which is
Speaker 2: potential for true love.
Speaker 1: And that's why we would.
Speaker 2: Be delighted to send you out on another date that
Speaker 2: we would pay for. Yeah, I don't know, on the
Speaker 2: same day, messy sandwiches and all put it on our tap.
Speaker 1: Okay, adoption fees, Brook is going to cover that?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Sure, what do you say?
Speaker 6: No, no, no, I'm not going out with her yet.
Speaker 6: I don't know what she's talking about. You went on
Speaker 6: sixteen failed dates like what? Like this? This woman is
Speaker 6: blew out the only though it's about to be two.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm sorry, dear humor some day.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, it's okay, Brooke. You know you're absolutely right.
Speaker 5: This guy knows nothing about planning and we should absolutely
Speaker 5: own this.
Speaker 2: God, if you're going to hope for all women, congratulations Brook,
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning. That call was a great example
Speaker 2: of the power that Brooks words have with our listens.
Speaker 3: I don't know what what went so wrong.
Speaker 1: I really don't. I don't know how I went.
Speaker 3: From trying to hype somebody up, like I.
Speaker 2: Don't know, you weren't hyping anybody up, though you were
Speaker 2: pushing the guy down to because played out at the
Speaker 2: end of the first part, Brooke could have said, Okay,
Speaker 2: you guys did like a sweet little day in a
Speaker 2: park out in nature.
Speaker 1: He got you a meal. You guys spent time talking
Speaker 1: and getting to know each other.
Speaker 4: She was feeling self conscious because she's like, this is
Speaker 4: a really hot guy and he's probably got tons of girls,
Speaker 4: And I'm like, mad, the guy doesn't even bring a
Speaker 4: frisbee to a date.
Speaker 3: He doesn't know anything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you call the guy boring because he didn't book
Speaker 2: a midnight laser light show with free drugs or whatever types.
Speaker 1: Of dates that you're in. And look what happened.
Speaker 2: Immediately hopped onto Brooks opinion blew up into a tirade
Speaker 2: against every man who's ever let her down. Ever, it's
Speaker 2: a good reminder that we, and when I say we,
Speaker 2: I mean you again, Brooke, we need to stay open minded.
Speaker 2: If it's not your ideal cup of tea first date
Speaker 2: idea doesn't mean other people can enjoy it.
Speaker 4: Was trying to make her feel better, Jeff, how many
Speaker 4: times we have to tell you.
Speaker 1: That it's not worth it let other people feel sad.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I've got to a.
Speaker 4: Fast food burger place with a Bogo coupon on a
Speaker 4: first date and.
Speaker 1: Still gone out with the guy again.
Speaker 3: I don't care.
Speaker 2: Everybody er says low as Brooks are and your dating
Speaker 2: life couldn't possibly be bad. We're just saying we can
Speaker 2: try and help you with your date life.
Speaker 1: Email the show if you ever need help. We'll call
Speaker 1: that person who wasn't calling
Speaker 3: You back freaking Jeffrey in the morning.