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Speaker 1: make sense. Welcome Anna Brega, Welcome, Andy Hone, Julio. You

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Speaker 1: Natalie Portman. I get Natalie Portman from Vibe right, Okay,

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Speaker 1: welcome to the micarea. Anah, I think Anna told me

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Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Carpeted restaurants. So what are

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Speaker 1: And it's not only disgusting, it looks tacky as hell,

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Speaker 1: The next group, which is entitled Horny Singles in your Area.

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Speaker 1: keep it like, keep us off. Tickle tickle. It's like when, okay,

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Speaker 1: hurt because of the razor burn. Honey. I don't think so, honey, Yes,

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Speaker 1: killing Eve today was not a great vehicle for her.

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Speaker 1: many controversial things. They're bowling out of sports, Sandra. Not

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Speaker 1: talking to the mic Millie, yes, Millie, Oh, the coote Oh.

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Speaker 1: of all, you're corny, Nicki. You care about numbers. She

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Speaker 1: listen to Queen? Negro Swan came out by Blood Orange? Bob, Yes,

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Speaker 1: I don't think so. If this Trump's America, we're doing socialism. Baby. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. As time starts now, I don't

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Speaker 1: And also if you have less followers than me, what

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Speaker 1: the fun the black American has been through and continues

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Speaker 1: stage right second, Joan Benna, I'm that what are you

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Speaker 1: a fucking drag queen? You got a fucking death drop

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Speaker 1: out of heaven to your second death because I'm shooting

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Speaker 1: you down, bitch, shift kick that. I don't motherfucking think so, honey,

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Speaker 1: I don't get honey, I don't excney, and I'm excid

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Speaker 1: so times. The world just gives you a gift, you

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Speaker 1: know what I mean? The world says here, a gift

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Speaker 1: given up for Okay, I need that count Mo ride passage,

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Speaker 1: Hey Harmed, Larry Owens, true fucking freaks, freaks now of nature.

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Speaker 1: Let's welcome this next group. They are called only Fans

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Speaker 1: dot Com. Welcome, j Mazzoni, Welcome, Sam Tuggers, Maps Wind,

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Speaker 1: Dave Gunzals and Joe Castle Baker. Wow. They all have

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Speaker 1: only fans dot com accounts. You can watch them jack

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Speaker 1: off for like forty bucks. Sure, Dave Mazzoni Orange, come

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Speaker 1: on serving orange tonight, serving orange. Talk to me about

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Speaker 1: pre selected topic or trouble. What do you think I

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Speaker 1: have a pre selected topic? It's like Ben Semi addressed.

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Speaker 1: But I'm gonna go in in a brand new way.

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Speaker 1: Everyone has one. This is damon Semi. I don't think

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Speaker 1: so many as time starts now, I don't think so, honey.

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Speaker 1: Lady Gaga's character in A Star is Born being named Ali.

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Speaker 1: This is Lady fucking Gaga, Okay, Like Ali is like

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Speaker 1: a barista. Ali like has a party when her parents

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Speaker 1: out of town and the cops came, but we all

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Speaker 1: ran and it was five. Like Ali is a niece.

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00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:45,280
Speaker 1: You know, Ali is not the name of Lady fucking

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Speaker 1: Magoogle's character in A Star is Born. And I want

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Speaker 1: es Morelda. What I think Gaga? I think Candelabra. I

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Speaker 1: think like long three thousand year backstory. I don't want

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Speaker 1: a girl named Ali who like doesn't like the singer

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00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:06,280
Speaker 1: on the song. So I don't think so, honey. The

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Speaker 1: name of Ali should be Steffani or something better. But

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Speaker 1: I'll still be there. And if it's bad, you'll never

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00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:16,400
Speaker 1: see me again. That's one minute. You gotta leave town.

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Speaker 1: If it's bad, Wow, has to go. Ali is a cousin,

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Speaker 1: you remember culture Ali Ane, Yes, please let them Sam,

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Speaker 1: Ali Tagger? Oh oh shut up, you look like so good.

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Speaker 1: You look so amazing, look like trash. Shut up, you

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Speaker 1: look so good. I look bad. Everyone knows that. Everyone's

451
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Speaker 1: talking about it. You look so so. I can hear

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Speaker 1: the whispers. You've never looked better, baby better, Sam, What

453
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Speaker 1: what are you gonna do? Here's the funked up part.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, what's suked up about it? I'm honestly

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Speaker 1: going to do pre selected okay, Sam Dagger. He's a

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Speaker 1: free because I think so many time starts and now okay,

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Speaker 1: I do not think so, honey. A core that is

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Speaker 1: unengaged select when engaged. Car. Here's the thing. I know

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Speaker 1: what you're thinking. You're like, I'm at the gym, I'm

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Speaker 1: doing biceps. Like what am I doing with the rest

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Speaker 1: of my body? You can relax, right, I'm working on

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Speaker 1: my arms. No, no, you have to keep that court

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Speaker 1: engaged the whole time. And like, look, and I know

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Speaker 1: what you're thinking, like, oh, like he's being so pre

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Speaker 1: cheap and like no, like I'm not telling you this

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Speaker 1: just till like like here's the thing. Like I work

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Speaker 1: with children, and every single day I tell them, Look,

468
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Speaker 1: it's never too young to start working on your core.

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Speaker 1: Like you have to focus and just keep it engaged.

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Speaker 1: And what's really really cool about all of it is

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Speaker 1: like even sitting in your chair right now, you can

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Speaker 1: be engaging that core and like people think, oh, it's

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Speaker 1: so hard, but I simply don't think so. On the

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Speaker 1: unengaged court, could it engaged? And oh my god, Sam,

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Speaker 1: the whole time I was so so loud and I

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Speaker 1: wasn't engaging my core. I love. It's actually so important.

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Speaker 1: I'm not even like trying to be preache eating. I

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Speaker 1: know I'm not. I'm not pulling. I'm not pulling my

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Speaker 1: way back. Guys, everyone's set up. Engage your core, engage

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Speaker 1: your cords right now. Yeah, you had a great, great,

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Speaker 1: great job. That's so important. Like Max Winter, Ma, Max, Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's fall, we get it. It's fall. Actually that's okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes,

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Speaker 1: salet sale. Actually I'm sorry, I just wear it that

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Speaker 1: al right now? Actually it is really hot? Actually, Max,

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Speaker 1: should I just okay, fine what it's fall it's fault.

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Speaker 1: What are we gonna do? Um, I'm gonna do. Uh.

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00:36:03,719 --> 00:36:08,360
Speaker 1: Like I had a brief moment. I know it was like,

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Speaker 1: you know, like a like gorgeous, like like it was

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Speaker 1: sort of like a gas blew it. It was like,

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Speaker 1: you know, like really still water and you like see

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Speaker 1: you're like shimmering reflection. Yea, yeah, I know that I've

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Speaker 1: been But you know, Max, that water that's still is stagnant.

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Speaker 1: So don't do don't do that. Don't so don't do

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Speaker 1: then Okay, Max, it sounds like we're increased lock did

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Speaker 1: I'm doing Wait what it sounds like we're doing creaz Yes? Yes, sorry,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry for clem uh. This is Max wheters. I

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Speaker 1: don't think so many as time starts now, I don't

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Speaker 1: think so many apples? Why are they so heavy when

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Speaker 1: you put them in a bag. One apple in my

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Speaker 1: hand light is a feather. Two apples in my hand

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Speaker 1: light is two feathers. Three apples in the back of

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Speaker 1: the sucking bowling ball. Try to pick up a bag

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Speaker 1: all the five apples and my figures got whipped off

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Speaker 1: and they sprayed blood everywhere. Why is it that, like

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Speaker 1: I can't pick up a bag full of five apples,

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Speaker 1: and yet an apple pie that has twenty nine apples

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Speaker 1: in it light said, I can hold that on my fingertip,

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Speaker 1: spin around, and eat it in one setting. That's fucking ridiculous. Also,

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Speaker 1: fuck apple culture in general. I don't like that apples

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Speaker 1: are constantly like sycophantically buying to be like the symbol

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Speaker 1: of ball that belongs to the pumpkin that is the pumpkins,

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Speaker 1: you know what, And and you can't beat the gorgeous

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Speaker 1: lumpy drama that is a pumpkin. So I don't think so, honey,

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Speaker 1: chris Man, don't there's money, Crisp. I actually agree with

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Speaker 1: I think so honey apples, But I deeply do think

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Speaker 1: so honey. Apple cinnamon, right, apple cinnamon. I love that.

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Speaker 1: And he's so sick of Apple's syco fantically vying to

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Speaker 1: be the symbol of fall that honor belongs to the

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Speaker 1: gorgeous slumpiness of the pros. Thank you, Bis, story of words,

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Speaker 1: and now it is time forget game. All right, Gabe,

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Speaker 1: what are we doing? A topic of the trouball? Um,

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Speaker 1: So I've died dipped my dick into the trouball before

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Speaker 1: I'm I did. I'm doing pre select sounds good? Is

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Speaker 1: I don't think so many as time starts in the

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Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, Fema, because y'all showed your

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Speaker 1: asses when you made the same mistake my gringo ex

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Speaker 1: boyfriend made in college. You piste off of Puerto Rican,

528
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Speaker 1: asked him how that worked out. I don't think so, honey, Fema.

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Speaker 1: Don't tell me you can't bring supplies to Puerto Rico

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Speaker 1: on a plane when Mike and mother regularly makes that

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Speaker 1: flight with her carry on a cake for someone's baptism,

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00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:09,120
Speaker 1: two soup pots, and a roast chicken wrapped in foil,

533
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Speaker 1: riding coach on American thirty second. I don't think so, honey, Fema,

534
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:18,520
Speaker 1: because several real house lives did your job better than you.

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00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:23,280
Speaker 1: Bethany Frankel has the time to invent Skinny Bitch vodka

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Speaker 1: and help the Puero Rican people. What have you done

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Speaker 1: with your life? I don't think so, honey, Fema, because

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00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:33,759
Speaker 1: if you're raggedy ass ancestors had enough weapons to bring

539
00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:38,719
Speaker 1: across the ocean in to collonize Puerto Rico, there is

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00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:40,680
Speaker 1: no excuse for not being able to bring food in

541
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Speaker 1: supplanting seventeen. I don't think so, honey, because I bet

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Speaker 1: you think you can still shake your aster Jenny from

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Speaker 1: the block. She is Puerto Rican, So I think the

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Speaker 1: fuck not diverse, honey. That's Frank. I was showing you up, female,

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Speaker 1: and that's the team everyone giving up for Joe. That's

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Speaker 1: a baker. Jojo jojo joo. Oh my god, Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: my god. Okay, So I feel like this is such

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Speaker 1: a huge risk. I'm about to take on like full

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Speaker 1: on bareback sex. But I'm gonna do the trouble rights

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Speaker 1: going rob Baby, We're going wrong, We're going wrong. Here

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Speaker 1: we go your I don't think so ony. Topic is

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Speaker 1: Denzel Washington, Okay, Denzel Washington. Denzel Washington. I have seen

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Speaker 1: maybe one movie in my life from period and it

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Speaker 1: wasn't a Denzel Washington movie. Um So, culturally, I have

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Speaker 1: zero points of reference from now on for the next

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Speaker 1: forty five seconds. Um Denzel Washington, anyone name a movie

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Speaker 1: he was in? Why I haven't seen it. I haven't

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Speaker 1: seen it, Equalizer, haven't seen it, Training Day, Training Day,

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Speaker 1: haven't seen that Titans. Okay. If Denzel Washington played a

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Speaker 1: gay man in Brooklyn, Philadelphia. I haven't seen it. That's

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Speaker 1: the thing. That's the thing that's so crazy story any

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Speaker 1: of it. I haven't seen movies period. Um. Yeah, Denzel Washington.

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Speaker 1: Actually know what? I actually like Denzel Washington. I realized

564
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Speaker 1: just now I actually like Denzel Washington. I'm coming around now.

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00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:42,640
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go home and watch a Denzel Washington movie.

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Speaker 1: That's what I got in my mine. You know what,

567
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Speaker 1: we saw a full arc. We saw a full arc

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Speaker 1: someone who didn't know the any movies he was in

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Speaker 1: and now he's gonna go see And that is education.

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00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:58,360
Speaker 1: That is only fans dot Com. Give it up for

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Speaker 1: Days Mazzoning, that first Staggerwetter Game, Gonzala, Joe Castle, Baker. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we're almost John. This next group is scrub up toub bish. Welcome,

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Speaker 1: Sarah Tolama. Give it up for Rebecca O'Neill. We Oh no, wait, Rachel,

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Speaker 1: give it up for Rachel. Give it up for Lesa Tragger. Hello, Hi, Hi, Hi,

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Speaker 1: it is time for Sarah Tolma. Mother Sarah, what's it

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Speaker 1: gonna be? What do you think I'm gonna go with?

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Speaker 1: Pre selection? Is Sarah Telmases? I don't think so. One

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Speaker 1: of your time starts now, all right, Um, I don't

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Speaker 1: think so, honey, buying things online is this really convenient?

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Speaker 1: I feel like I'm always in a six month loop

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Speaker 1: of returning thing. It's like a passive aggressive haunting that

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Speaker 1: I've invited into my house. I you know, like, first

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Speaker 1: of all, I always have to figure out like a

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Speaker 1: game plan of how I'm going to return this item

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00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:08,320
Speaker 1: this time around, where it's like, can you print this label?

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00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:10,759
Speaker 1: I'm like, I would, but I don't have ink right

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Speaker 1: now for my printer, and I don't feel like buying

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Speaker 1: it at the store because I can't remember twenties serial numbers.

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00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:20,920
Speaker 1: And if I did buy it online, I just wouldn't

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Speaker 1: receive it because I don't have a doorman. So now

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00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:25,800
Speaker 1: I have to go to Kinko's and print up a

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Speaker 1: label to return a piece of ship item I don't

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Speaker 1: care about. That was quite deceitful what I didn't want.

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00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:35,560
Speaker 1: And I'm standing behind some crazy guy that's like photocopying

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00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:38,360
Speaker 1: his head shots, where I'm like, if you have to

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00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:41,120
Speaker 1: photocopy your head shots and a Kinko's, you're not gonna

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Speaker 1: make it. That's just the true, right. It is so

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00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:51,960
Speaker 1: annoying Kinkos is a place for crazy people. There's a

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00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:57,719
Speaker 1: holy shelter. It's just crazy over there. Um and that's one. Wait.

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Speaker 1: I'm good, thank you. Yes, yes, I agree. Also, I

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Speaker 1: don't want to get anything in the mail, because then

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Speaker 1: I had to be I don't think so many people

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Speaker 1: signing for things, you know what I mean? Just put

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Speaker 1: it in the fucking thing. Put it in the thing. Everyone. Welcome,

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Speaker 1: Rebecca here, baby, Hello, Hello, Hello, how are you Rebecca?

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Speaker 1: What's up? Prince on top? Auntie? Fashion for Life? Lets fashion?

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Speaker 1: Are we doing? Preselected? Are the trouble? I did trouble

608
00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:36,680
Speaker 1: last time, and I've messed up. I picked out Elizabeth

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00:44:36,719 --> 00:44:39,279
Speaker 1: Warren and I roasted Gabby Gifford's for a minute. Because

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00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:43,560
Speaker 1: all white politicians look the same to me, I'm calling

611
00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:47,120
Speaker 1: me crazy. So I'm going preselected. I won't make the same.

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Speaker 1: I don't think so many of our times. I'm coming

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Speaker 1: for a New York culture. I don't think so honey

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Speaker 1: bow days. I'm moved here, bro Chicago a year are go?

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Speaker 1: Okay from the murder cabin. Okay, we have we have

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Speaker 1: Delis and we have corner stores, but they are two

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Speaker 1: separate commercial enterprises. Okay, at a bodega in Chicago, there's

618
00:45:12,719 --> 00:45:14,640
Speaker 1: no people cooking in the kitchen. There's people cooking here,

619
00:45:14,719 --> 00:45:18,440
Speaker 1: which is quite in a little unsanitary. I don't think so, honey. Okay,

620
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:21,319
Speaker 1: at a bodega in Chicago, you can get the shirt,

621
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:23,080
Speaker 1: he's like, you can get a blunt, you can get

622
00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:25,480
Speaker 1: a cool beverage, you can get a warm orange ship

623
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:30,040
Speaker 1: like that. Okay, but I don't think so, honey. I

624
00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:33,480
Speaker 1: gotta gripe with New York bodegas. Why do the bodega

625
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:36,920
Speaker 1: dudes ask what you wanna sandwich? If they're gonna do

626
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:42,879
Speaker 1: whatever the funk they feel anyway? That's phony, like be real,

627
00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:46,840
Speaker 1: call yourself a tastemaker, a concierge, and shit like that.

628
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:49,920
Speaker 1: You know what. I don't think, so honey. This is

629
00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:51,640
Speaker 1: a fat gripe. But that's cool with me. I'm done

630
00:45:51,680 --> 00:46:01,040
Speaker 1: by that. Is sorry that they do whatever they want

631
00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:06,120
Speaker 1: with the sandwich. It's lawless, anarchy and the Welcome to

632
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:14,160
Speaker 1: the Mike Rachel Drovsky, Ray Jay, Here we go, Rachel, Rachel, Rachel,

633
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:17,840
Speaker 1: how do we feel about the decision that is? Hold on?

634
00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:22,439
Speaker 1: I gotta you're from Chicago. I'm also from Chicago. Let's

635
00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:28,439
Speaker 1: talk high schools later, CPS Peyton with me young. Hell yeah,

636
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:32,280
Speaker 1: this is relevant to only us too. You're trier treer

637
00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:37,640
Speaker 1: boom CPS. Okay, today's my birthday. I just want to

638
00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:46,160
Speaker 1: have birthday, Team Bay, Happy birthday. Now are we doing

639
00:46:46,239 --> 00:46:49,880
Speaker 1: on this birthday? I wrote a little something something because

640
00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:52,320
Speaker 1: I'm a writer at har writer a aunt hard and

641
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:56,000
Speaker 1: we have the written word courtesy of Rachel Darovsky. Time

642
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:59,400
Speaker 1: and starts now, Okay, I don't think so honey, having

643
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:04,120
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey on my birthday? All right,

644
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:09,680
Speaker 1: commemorating my day of birth by gathering all the comedians

645
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:13,480
Speaker 1: I respect moats in NYC or, as I like to

646
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:17,440
Speaker 1: call it, the big as motherfucking Apple, I don't think

647
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:25,560
Speaker 1: so Okay, birthday right, y'all right, y'all take up. Birthdays

648
00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:29,160
Speaker 1: are meant to be celebrated in solitude where I can

649
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:33,560
Speaker 1: think about who I once was, who I am, and

650
00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:40,759
Speaker 1: who I ultimately will become. Okay, making a planning a

651
00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:45,160
Speaker 1: birthday party and she's like eascurating it at that comedy show,

652
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:48,320
Speaker 1: even though it was likely booked months in advance. I

653
00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:51,880
Speaker 1: don't think so honey. And five seconds? What did I

654
00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:53,600
Speaker 1: do last year? I thought about what I was gonna

655
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:55,960
Speaker 1: do about insurance because I was getting off my parents

656
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:58,920
Speaker 1: and I don't think so audience now calculating how old

657
00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:07,879
Speaker 1: I am, that's one. Put that over there, that's where

658
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:12,520
Speaker 1: it goes. Now, that's a new home, Rachel. Everyone on

659
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:19,040
Speaker 1: the burn and to get that up for Rachel Pegram. Wow,

660
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:28,040
Speaker 1: thank the winner the gauntlet through Gag Francisco and the

661
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:35,080
Speaker 1: winner of that prestigious title. And well here we go.

662
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:39,200
Speaker 1: I hope it translates what are we doing? It's gonna

663
00:48:39,239 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 1: be pre select Okay, Rachel Pegram's I don't think so, honey.

664
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:46,840
Speaker 1: Our time starts now. Okay, I don't think so, honey.

665
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:52,160
Speaker 1: Babies that come out with hair, Okay, go back inside.

666
00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:55,440
Speaker 1: I don't want you full of hair. You're a bullast human.

667
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:57,160
Speaker 1: If I have a baby that comes out with a

668
00:48:57,239 --> 00:48:59,320
Speaker 1: full head of hair, I'm a shipping up to school

669
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:02,160
Speaker 1: because that is a what a fault? That isn't adult?

670
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:05,480
Speaker 1: That bitch been in there too? Damn low? Was it

671
00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:07,800
Speaker 1: nine months? Was it ten? It wasn't. It isn't a

672
00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:10,560
Speaker 1: whole year old. And don't get me started on teeth.

673
00:49:10,719 --> 00:49:13,080
Speaker 1: If that baby comes out with teeth, if the baby

674
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:15,560
Speaker 1: has teeth when it comes out. If you cannot wait out,

675
00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:20,799
Speaker 1: you gotta let it go. Yes, you heard me right.

676
00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:25,440
Speaker 1: I am permitting killing babies. If your baby comes out

677
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:29,800
Speaker 1: with hair and teeth, it didn't deserve to live because

678
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:32,600
Speaker 1: it is a mutant. I want my babies like bowling balls,

679
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:38,600
Speaker 1: soft and only have the three normal wholes. They should round,

680
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:43,280
Speaker 1: you know, whatever, that cas whatever. Listen, Baby as babies.

681
00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:46,720
Speaker 1: Baby should be sucking babies. You know. Baby should be babies,

682
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:48,640
Speaker 1: and they should not be able to do anything else.

683
00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:51,120
Speaker 1: Would be soft and round and simple and don't and

684
00:49:51,239 --> 00:49:53,160
Speaker 1: not be able to talk. And oh my god, if

685
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:55,160
Speaker 1: I see a baby that opens its eyes, I'll let

686
00:49:55,239 --> 00:50:03,120
Speaker 1: it go down the river. Let me go down the river.

687
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:06,480
Speaker 1: That baby could become Moses and rise up against you.

688
00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:11,000
Speaker 1: We know the tale of Moses. We know. Welcome to

689
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:20,279
Speaker 1: the stage, Lisa Tragon, Hi, baby, not so good. You

690
00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:23,320
Speaker 1: guys look great. It looks so good. I love the belts.

691
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:29,759
Speaker 1: It's a harness. That's the harness. Who were listen? What

692
00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:35,960
Speaker 1: are we thinking? I love when they do that? All right?

693
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:40,640
Speaker 1: Here we go, Okay, you'r I don't think so Onny trollball.

694
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:48,120
Speaker 1: Topic is Billie Jean Kang and her time starts. Now, Wow,

695
00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:56,520
Speaker 1: I need a moment. I mean, I think she can

696
00:50:56,560 --> 00:51:01,359
Speaker 1: have better hair. Um, I'll start there. I think it's

697
00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:05,040
Speaker 1: like a mini baby mullet, like the lamb chop mom.

698
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:10,920
Speaker 1: But so I don't like that, um little round glasses.

699
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:15,600
Speaker 1: That's a weird trend. She been doing that. Um, she

700
00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:18,480
Speaker 1: did look athletic on the court. I don't know. Um,

701
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:24,680
Speaker 1: I wish I wish she had more drama. She's kind

702
00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:28,879
Speaker 1: of boring, Like, why isn't there a drug addiction? Why

703
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:33,040
Speaker 1: isn't there a secret love affair. Why you're just following

704
00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:36,480
Speaker 1: the rules and just playing. That's kind of stupid. Um.

705
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:41,120
Speaker 1: And but I'm glad she beat that guy. I I

706
00:51:41,239 --> 00:51:47,000
Speaker 1: really didn't say enough bad things. Opportunity. Oh god. Um,

707
00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:50,400
Speaker 1: I wish she was in this sense. I mean in

708
00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:53,239
Speaker 1: my I wish I could see her play. M So,

709
00:51:53,440 --> 00:52:00,680
Speaker 1: that's so fuck you for being old bitch. Belly jin

710
00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:05,560
Speaker 1: King Roasted Tonight by Lisa Tregor just pretty on impeachable.

711
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:14,040
Speaker 1: She's great, Sarah Tolamas, everybody, Rebecca O'Neil, Rachel Drowski and

712
00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:18,000
Speaker 1: leaves a train to make a last minute change. Alright,

713
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:20,440
Speaker 1: the final group of the night. Are we ready for this?

714
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:28,080
Speaker 1: This group is called Jack Twist Jack Nasty, and it

715
00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:40,399
Speaker 1: is large XMO. It's all Ramier and Michael Hartney. Here

716
00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:44,880
Speaker 1: we go, and maybe Laualy is not here. That's do

717
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:47,600
Speaker 1: we not have a Laura life? Okay, let's get it

718
00:52:47,719 --> 00:52:57,520
Speaker 1: going with shut No, what's it gonna be selected topics.

719
00:52:58,280 --> 00:53:00,319
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Someone of your time starts now. Okay,

720
00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:03,200
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, white people wearing red hats.

721
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:07,759
Speaker 1: I need to be able to listen. I need to

722
00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:09,759
Speaker 1: be able to tell from a distance whether or not

723
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:13,200
Speaker 1: we funk with each other. Whoever made the designer that

724
00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:15,800
Speaker 1: Maga had made the font too things. You gotta be

725
00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:18,680
Speaker 1: a real close. I can't tell whether or not you're

726
00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:23,160
Speaker 1: a hipster or you're a racist. The same thing goes

727
00:53:23,239 --> 00:53:25,440
Speaker 1: for those neo Nazi haircuts, you know, with the shave

728
00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:28,080
Speaker 1: size and the long on top. I looked around and

729
00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:32,560
Speaker 1: I saw a few y'all, few of y'all out there. Yes,

730
00:53:32,719 --> 00:53:35,279
Speaker 1: it's over for that. Okay, listen, white people, I know

731
00:53:35,360 --> 00:53:38,239
Speaker 1: you feel that my people, gay people, black people, that

732
00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:41,440
Speaker 1: we're taking your roles and your opportunities and your privileges.

733
00:53:41,520 --> 00:53:43,480
Speaker 1: And I'm here to take another one from you. Okay,

734
00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:48,160
Speaker 1: no more red hats, no more red hats, no more

735
00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:53,359
Speaker 1: neo Nazi haircuts, and no Tucker Brian Ryan. All y'all

736
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:57,479
Speaker 1: know you cannot say nigga. That's what I don't think, so, honey,

737
00:53:57,480 --> 00:54:02,279
Speaker 1: White people making races signifier it's trendy. No more red hats. No,

738
00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:08,720
Speaker 1: no more red hats. I don't care if it says

739
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:13,160
Speaker 1: love on it. Red hots are castled whenever make America.

740
00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:18,760
Speaker 1: Gagg No, it's not funny. You know was fucking funny

741
00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:28,640
Speaker 1: x my. Yeah, I am obsessed. Yes, I must shop it.

742
00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:32,600
Speaker 1: I am not that brave. No troubles, pre select dead,

743
00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:36,440
Speaker 1: pre selected. Come on, I don't think her time starts now.

744
00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:41,200
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, Lord of the Rags. Okay,

745
00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:43,960
Speaker 1: I just saw that ship and didn't take that motherfucker

746
00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:46,759
Speaker 1: six hours to get a motherfucking ring, and the bitch

747
00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:49,959
Speaker 1: didn't even have diamonds on it, and the ship first

748
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:53,239
Speaker 1: of all, that little gang up, little crack head motherfucker.

749
00:54:53,480 --> 00:54:56,279
Speaker 1: Every time my motherfucker popped up, I was like, Utch,

750
00:54:56,320 --> 00:55:00,560
Speaker 1: your little Bobby brown ass Guenney, he'll stay cra out

751
00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:03,799
Speaker 1: gamn dog. He's the only ally and all the ship

752
00:55:04,040 --> 00:55:06,120
Speaker 1: don't get me starting his motherfucking hobbits. All ain't like

753
00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:09,200
Speaker 1: his ass titties and weed they got they got fucking

754
00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:12,560
Speaker 1: new balances for motherfucking feet. And then that's not one

755
00:55:12,640 --> 00:55:16,000
Speaker 1: motherfucking black person. We don't even sweep, we don't take

756
00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:18,800
Speaker 1: care of the kids. And then who is that in

757
00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:22,320
Speaker 1: that aragorn flf bitch? Oh my god? Every time shift

758
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:25,000
Speaker 1: pop up, I'm like, bitch, solved the problem or leave?

759
00:55:25,680 --> 00:55:28,600
Speaker 1: What are you doing? The funk are you doing? And

760
00:55:28,719 --> 00:55:31,759
Speaker 1: brod I never got a motherfucking manicure them ship looks

761
00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:36,960
Speaker 1: like bad out And who's the other one? Who's the bitch? Shit?

762
00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:42,520
Speaker 1: He was making all a little half half animal half people.

763
00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:47,520
Speaker 1: Um Goladril are we? He was fuck Diablo, That's what

764
00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:49,320
Speaker 1: the funk I'm gonna call him. He was the demon.

765
00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:56,200
Speaker 1: I liked his hair, I really did, like, Oh my god,

766
00:55:57,239 --> 00:56:02,200
Speaker 1: go Lidrill, go Lidrill Ultar known as that erragorn elf

767
00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:13,879
Speaker 1: bit give it up for alex Lex learns hi. Hi.

768
00:56:14,600 --> 00:56:20,239
Speaker 1: We went to see Gaga together last summer, Yes, and

769
00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:24,600
Speaker 1: it rained right, it rained, and Gaga said free production.

770
00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:30,520
Speaker 1: Wow the queen. Now listen, what are we thinking? Is that.

771
00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:34,399
Speaker 1: I like the last time I was here, I came

772
00:56:34,480 --> 00:56:36,960
Speaker 1: on stage and I asked you, what is the troullball?

773
00:56:38,920 --> 00:56:40,759
Speaker 1: Can we found out? I'm gonna do pre selective, pre

774
00:56:40,920 --> 00:56:43,600
Speaker 1: selective songs. I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now,

775
00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:46,560
Speaker 1: all right, I don't think so honey, putting on a

776
00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:54,000
Speaker 1: brave face. So now a little backstory about where this

777
00:56:54,239 --> 00:56:58,480
Speaker 1: came from. Is um, I got the email from Matt.

778
00:56:58,560 --> 00:57:00,680
Speaker 1: I woke up in the middle o the night, and

779
00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:04,319
Speaker 1: which was six am. Um for me, that's the middle

780
00:57:04,320 --> 00:57:06,680
Speaker 1: of the night. And I wrote down, I don't think

781
00:57:06,719 --> 00:57:08,359
Speaker 1: so honey, putting on a brave face. And I put

782
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:11,160
Speaker 1: my phone away, and now we're back. Then we're on stage.

783
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:17,640
Speaker 1: So here we are. You don't think so honey putting

784
00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:19,640
Speaker 1: on a brave face? Who do you think you are?

785
00:57:19,920 --> 00:57:25,840
Speaker 1: Tony collect I get it. Yeah, And that's the one

786
00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:31,520
Speaker 1: joke I wrote. Let's do some CrowdWork. Call how's everybody doing?

787
00:57:31,920 --> 00:57:38,040
Speaker 1: It's everybody excited for the fall. It's the first Heil fall.

788
00:57:39,160 --> 00:57:50,120
Speaker 1: The crowd word. Wow, I'm doing okay today. Thank you? Wow.

789
00:57:50,720 --> 00:58:00,320
Speaker 1: And now please welcome Michael Harnet. Michael, Hello, Michael, Hello,

790
00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:03,360
Speaker 1: Michael tweeted about his topic. He did not reveal it,

791
00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:05,080
Speaker 1: but he gave a little preview. He said it's something

792
00:58:05,120 --> 00:58:07,400
Speaker 1: that his boyfriend is doing and that he hates it. Well,

793
00:58:07,520 --> 00:58:10,280
Speaker 1: here we go, let's burn this relationship bridge. This is

794
00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:14,400
Speaker 1: Michael Hardy's I don't think someone, honey, it's time starts now.

795
00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:16,880
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. People who send me text

796
00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:23,200
Speaker 1: messages consisting solely of the letter okay, are you trying

797
00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:31,080
Speaker 1: to start world war? I am disinclined to think so,

798
00:58:31,840 --> 00:58:39,200
Speaker 1: huntrees I deserve and oh ho. When I get a

799
00:58:39,360 --> 00:58:42,760
Speaker 1: text that says okay, I read okay. When I get

800
00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:45,800
Speaker 1: a text that says kay, I read you, Michael are

801
00:58:45,880 --> 00:58:50,320
Speaker 1: a subhuman? Come stand? I'm deserving of love or and

802
00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:57,080
Speaker 1: this will not stand, motherfucker? How long to take? How

803
00:58:57,160 --> 00:59:01,560
Speaker 1: long to take? Oh? Oh? Just did it so many times?

804
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:06,080
Speaker 1: Is not the time saver you're claiming it to be,

805
00:59:06,400 --> 00:59:10,080
Speaker 1: but rather in the furious microaggression designed to make me

806
00:59:10,360 --> 00:59:17,439
Speaker 1: feel small chickens, look down, bitch, it's me. I'm gonna

807
00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:21,640
Speaker 1: kick you in the fucking dick with my fucking flagellum.

808
00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:32,960
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Now everyone remains seated because

809
00:59:33,040 --> 00:59:35,479
Speaker 1: there is going to be one more. I don't think so, honey.

810
00:59:35,520 --> 00:59:38,560
Speaker 1: And I just texted him that he's doing this because

811
00:59:38,640 --> 00:59:40,760
Speaker 1: we had to drop out. There is room for one more.

812
00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:43,320
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. And in this common courtesy

813
00:59:43,560 --> 00:59:55,920
Speaker 1: of HB Day, Hot Producer job jealous. Wow, I'm so

814
00:59:56,200 --> 00:59:59,600
Speaker 1: excited because you've been he sits with us every day

815
00:59:59,640 --> 01:00:02,000
Speaker 1: while we record, and the bitches moving to l a student.

816
01:00:02,080 --> 01:00:06,400
Speaker 1: I'm so fucking devastated. But we have this platform. I

817
01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:08,480
Speaker 1: know he's got. I don't think Tony Lockton loaded. And

818
01:00:08,560 --> 01:00:11,040
Speaker 1: it is time for Joe Staley. Don't think so, honey.

819
01:00:11,080 --> 01:00:14,400
Speaker 1: Is it pre selected of the trollball? Oh, it's pected

820
01:00:14,840 --> 01:00:17,880
Speaker 1: and his time starts now. I don't think so, honey.

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Speaker 1: People who look at me and say your HPJ sorry,

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Speaker 1: I'm not Alex everybody, so people know it's head. No,

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Speaker 1: it's funny. I'm fine, I'm fine. But we all try

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Speaker 1: so hard, don't we, you know. And these fellows my

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Speaker 1: some of my best friends Matt and Bowen were nice

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Speaker 1: enough essentially to give me the funny Moniker Hot Producer Joe.

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Speaker 1: It's funny, it's nice, it's in the world of the show.

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Speaker 1: And then I go to fucking l A where apparently, yes,

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Speaker 1: spill the beans. I'm moving and everyone goes your HP

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Speaker 1: J trying we do our best. I'm too busy producing

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Speaker 1: and I'm sorry. I'm doing my God damn guys. It's funny.

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Speaker 1: I feel fine. I'm my beautiful girlfriends here. It's all

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Speaker 1: fine seconds funny, It's funny, funny. I love Matt, I

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Speaker 1: love Bowen. This is very sweet. Thank you very much,

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Speaker 1: thank you for coming, thank you for listening all right,

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Speaker 1: thank you for the challenge. Subscriberate and review and tell

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Speaker 1: other people at your HP, your HP, your HP okay, HBC,

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Speaker 1: don't think so. And thirty second that's HP Joe Wow.

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Speaker 1: Thank you to this group, Jack Twist, Jack Nasty and

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Speaker 1: my goal. Wow. We are running thirty minutes over time,

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Speaker 1: so we are going to lead you right. Thank you

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Speaker 1: so much of the Brooklyn comedy Baptival. We love you.

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Speaker 1: How My name is Matt Roja. Give it up for

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Speaker 1: all your farmas and I have a great night. By

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Speaker 1: This has been a Forever Dog production executive produced by

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