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Speaker 1: You know what I love to hear proper women talking

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Speaker 1: because they take away all the crudeness we had. Okay,

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Speaker 1: let's do it. And then me and j B thinking something.

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Speaker 1: El come on, let's do it. Pull me in. I'm

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Speaker 1: sitting guys the may Day brothers. Don't be trying to

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Speaker 1: rather quiet? All right? Yeah, alright, you're ready? Did you

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Speaker 1: that ain't nobody here you you thought you said it?

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Speaker 1: I said, buggle up, hold on tight, We got it

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Speaker 1: Tommy say okay, I did okay, all right. Subject it's

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Speaker 1: always over quickly, always, yes, I'll stay there together together

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Speaker 1: together forgive Padrian portion being freaking frack. Well no more

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Speaker 1: here we go. Subject it's always over quickly. Dear Steve

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Speaker 1: and Shirley, I value your opinion, so let's jump right in.

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Speaker 1: I'm a thirty four year old mother of four. And

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Speaker 1: when I say I have met the man of my dreams,

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Speaker 1: I have. He is fifty five years old and retired.

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Speaker 1: He's a gentleman, a great friend. He cooks and cleans,

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Speaker 1: So here's my problem. He is too quick in bed.

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Speaker 1: When I say quick, I mean quick. I have tried everything,

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Speaker 1: like being more patient with him and doing a few

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Speaker 1: This has been going on for four years, and I

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Speaker 1: want to be with him forever, but I'm not being

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Speaker 1: freak by nature, and I want to be his freak,

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Speaker 1: but he's done too quick to even enjoy it. I

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Speaker 1: I thought about asking his permission to do so, but

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Speaker 1: I don't think he likes to share. I need help.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what to do. What should I do

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Speaker 1: about these? Quick? Ease? You know what, I think this

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Speaker 1: I mean, it seems like it's a serious medical issue

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Speaker 1: I mean, I think this sounds to me like a

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Speaker 1: Maybe you know you need to wait a little while

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Speaker 1: after that time and then try it again if he's

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Speaker 1: to the doctor. You say he does everything else. He's

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Speaker 1: works from time to time to keep busy. He's a gentleman.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you go on and on, but you know

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Speaker 1: a second opinion, or something like that. But um, that's

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Speaker 1: it's a medical issue. This ain't no medical issue. But

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Speaker 1: He read it, take a time, take time. It's gonna

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Speaker 1: stop nothing. Then you here, Then you said I've tried everything,

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Speaker 1: soon as you get through that trick. Matter of fact,

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Speaker 1: why are you doing the trick? That's all you want

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Speaker 1: to do? This boy is that little cap gun at

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Speaker 1: the damn cannibal pie. He has been to the doctor,

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Speaker 1: had everything checked. What doctor heat went to exactly? You

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Speaker 1: eating got a check. We've tried the blue peels, other pills.

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Speaker 1: He had been talking about marriage, and I want to

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Speaker 1: be with him, but I'm not being satisfied at all.

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Speaker 1: I can go three or four times a day. Y'all

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Speaker 1: asked me the job. We come back. I have a solution.

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Speaker 1: One more time. That sounds what does that sound right? There.

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Speaker 1: It's always over quickly. That's the subject of today's subary letter.

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Speaker 1: of this letter, subject It's always over quick She thirty four,

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Speaker 1: the man fifty five. He is too quick in bad.

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Speaker 1: When I say quick, I mean quick. This womans tried everything,

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Speaker 1: like being mopatient with it, doing a few new tricks.

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Speaker 1: But the tricks making finish much quicker, Yes it does.

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Speaker 1: You can't put it on regular and then he find

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Speaker 1: so here's what's happening. Yeah, so now he so he

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Speaker 1: So soon as he get it out pop thing, he

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Speaker 1: just getting the target. He ain't. He ain't missed yet.

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Speaker 1: She's never cheated on him. He's been to the doctor.

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Speaker 1: We tried the blue pills to other pills. He's been

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Speaker 1: talking about marrige. I want to be with him forever,

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Speaker 1: three or four times a day. I'm a freak by nature,

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Speaker 1: and I want to be his free freaks need jobs.

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Speaker 1: I know about freaking jobs. You need to have to

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Speaker 1: Gotta get dressed, come home tired, still gotta cook. You

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Speaker 1: got folk kids? How much more freaking you need to be? Now?

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Speaker 1: He's done too quick to even enjoy it. I have

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Speaker 1: I know it would come back to home. I don't

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Speaker 1: What should I do about these quickies? Well, yeah, I don't.

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Speaker 1: Ain't no man gonna be willing to share. People who

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Speaker 1: What's the vials? Here is your problem? He find too quick?

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Speaker 1: So now two things you need and Jay you know

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Speaker 1: with me? Yeah, First of all, he needs to buy

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Speaker 1: a pack of condoms. That's the first thing. Y'all need

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Speaker 1: the first invest in a box of them. It will

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Speaker 1: slow it down. Consider it's yourself a box account that's

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Speaker 1: you need. Secondly, go down to the Chinese though every

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Speaker 1: let it get on your mouth. You're gonna be druling

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Speaker 1: all like. You don't care where it is. Make it

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Speaker 1: everything a number. It's to make it everything and now

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Speaker 1: and then the Chinese is to be number all day.

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Speaker 1: So hand he needs a numbing cream, get some gloves.

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Speaker 1: Do with that numbing cream off. Your hands are going

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Speaker 1: keep folding under. But you're gonna bake you rich. You

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Speaker 1: wear gloves, they said, can't okay, stop it making everything

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Speaker 1: now and it's gloves. No, it's not. It's cell phone.

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Speaker 1: Something you put it on with you. You must stick

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Speaker 1: why what do you cause you're gonna be drooling. It's

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Speaker 1: the Carnible, Shirley, he's just shooting game. They got that

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Speaker 1: little feeb begun. He ain't when you hit your mark,

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Speaker 1: popp spop, I kill it and you winning a teddy

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Speaker 1: and that glovesaid that's what I said. Sorry, Steve, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I'm not doing that because I've been I know. Stop

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Speaker 1: Pops the stick pop, don't get your hand a backscratch.

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Speaker 1: did you say, Steve? You have another problem. I'll tell

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Speaker 1: you something else to do. Don't wipe that numb and

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