WEBVTT - Finding the Plot with Cheri Oteri 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:01.800 Okay, guys, here are my dates for the High and 0:00:01.840 --> 0:00:05.400 Mighty Tour. In June, I will be in Portland, Oregon, Seattle, 0:00:05.720 --> 0:00:10.760 and then Hyannas, Massachusetts, and then two shows in Nantucket. 0:00:11.400 --> 0:00:15.240 In August you can find me in Red Bank, New Jersey, Montclair, 0:00:15.280 --> 0:00:19.120 New Jersey, and Calgary that's Canada. And September I will 0:00:19.120 --> 0:00:22.520 be in Santa Barbara, San Diego, New York City, Philly, 0:00:22.720 --> 0:00:31.280 and New Haven, Connecticut. October is Atlanta, Baltimore, Saginaw, Michigan, Pittsburgh, Toronto, Boise, Idaho, 0:00:31.480 --> 0:00:35.040 and Spokane. And then in November I'll be in San Francisco. 0:00:35.120 --> 0:00:38.680 I'm coming to Salt Lake City, Austin, Houston, Dallas Babies, 0:00:38.760 --> 0:00:41.600 I'll be there. And then in December I am closing 0:00:41.600 --> 0:00:45.000 out my tour in Denver and Vancouver. So get your 0:00:45.040 --> 0:00:48.400 tickets at Chelseahandler dot com for the High and Mighty Tour. 0:00:49.680 --> 0:00:53.400 Hi Catherine, Hi Chelsea. Hello. I excuse my stuffiness. I 0:00:53.440 --> 0:00:55.280 sound like I have post nasal drip, which is what 0:00:55.320 --> 0:00:55.520 I have. 0:00:55.880 --> 0:00:57.920 Damn I have happens? Yes, are you getting us our 0:00:58.000 --> 0:00:59.520 throat from it? That always does that time? 0:00:59.600 --> 0:01:03.760 No covering from something else I've had ongoing issues all year. 0:01:03.880 --> 0:01:05.800 I don't know what my problem is, but I uh 0:01:06.280 --> 0:01:09.520 now it's post nasal drip. So I sat last night, 0:01:09.560 --> 0:01:11.000 I got my eyebrows tattooed on. 0:01:11.240 --> 0:01:12.959 Oh oh so that was like a. 0:01:12.920 --> 0:01:17.720 Three hour excursion, and thank you. I yeah, I hopefully 0:01:17.760 --> 0:01:19.000 this will save me lots of time. 0:01:19.200 --> 0:01:19.480 Yeah. 0:01:19.480 --> 0:01:21.679 And I feel like the best thing you can say 0:01:21.760 --> 0:01:23.640 is like, I didn't notice that. 0:01:23.600 --> 0:01:26.119 You got your eyebrows tattooed on. Yes, Like that's kind 0:01:26.120 --> 0:01:27.160 of where you want them to land. 0:01:27.240 --> 0:01:27.399 Yeah. 0:01:27.440 --> 0:01:29.399 I think they just filled in the hot spots, yeah, 0:01:29.560 --> 0:01:31.840 or the not so hot spots right right. So it 0:01:31.920 --> 0:01:34.760 was a lot arduous process. I'm glad it's over. While 0:01:34.800 --> 0:01:38.720 I was no, I mean, I guess it's slightly uncomfortable. 0:01:38.720 --> 0:01:41.600 I wouldn't say I wouldn't categorize it as hurting. It's 0:01:41.640 --> 0:01:46.839 not like pleasant, sure, but it's not unbarrelable or something. Yeah. 0:01:47.000 --> 0:01:47.319 Sure. 0:01:47.360 --> 0:01:49.800 But as I was lying there, she identified my post 0:01:49.880 --> 0:01:52.600 nasal drip because I kept when you're lying down, you're like, 0:01:53.640 --> 0:01:55.640 she is my constant thing. And she was like, oh, 0:01:55.640 --> 0:01:56.920 you have post nasal drip. And I was like, oh, 0:01:56.920 --> 0:01:58.720 you're right, I do have post nasal drip. That's what 0:01:58.840 --> 0:01:59.040 I have. 0:02:00.160 --> 0:02:01.800 So a tattoo and a diagnosis. 0:02:01.880 --> 0:02:04.160 Yeah exactly, she said, it's you're my first tattoo. I 0:02:04.160 --> 0:02:07.280 didn't realize that your eyebrows are tattoos, Like can you 0:02:07.560 --> 0:02:08.840 get But that's exactly what it is. 0:02:08.919 --> 0:02:11.519 Yeah, the micro needling or micro no micro blading. My 0:02:11.560 --> 0:02:12.920 micro needling is a different. 0:02:12.639 --> 0:02:14.680 Thing, but micro blading is tattooing. 0:02:14.960 --> 0:02:16.960 I think so because I always see all these girls 0:02:17.000 --> 0:02:19.240 on TikTok being like, oh my micro blading that they 0:02:19.280 --> 0:02:21.560 said would disappear in a year, and it's five years 0:02:21.600 --> 0:02:23.079 later and it's still here sort of thing. 0:02:23.200 --> 0:02:25.000 Yeah, I want it to last for five years. I 0:02:25.000 --> 0:02:28.880 don't want to have to rejuge this. I agreed anyway, 0:02:28.919 --> 0:02:30.480 So that was that was exciting. I had a fun 0:02:30.720 --> 0:02:32.960 weekend of shows. We have Portland and Seattle this weekend, 0:02:32.960 --> 0:02:34.880 which is so easy breezy because I stay on the 0:02:34.919 --> 0:02:37.960 same coast. I love that. And then I'm heading to 0:02:38.560 --> 0:02:42.920 you know, the East Coast summertime jams, Hiatus Poort, Cape 0:02:42.960 --> 0:02:47.080 Cod Melody, tent Nantucket. I'm going to bring Yaminika to Nantucket. 0:02:47.120 --> 0:02:50.360 So they introduced to a black woman there because the 0:02:50.400 --> 0:02:52.000 last time I was there, there were no black people 0:02:52.000 --> 0:02:53.720 will be their first one. So yeah, we need to 0:02:53.720 --> 0:02:55.320 bring some more black people to Nantucket. 0:02:55.560 --> 0:02:58.360 Perfect. I have a crazy story for you. 0:02:58.760 --> 0:03:01.760 Is it about the mayoral race in LA Thank god, 0:03:01.880 --> 0:03:03.880 thank god Spencer Pretz out of that. 0:03:04.160 --> 0:03:07.120 Thank God. I'm very glad about that. I will. 0:03:07.160 --> 0:03:08.679 I kind of like had forgotten that it was a 0:03:08.720 --> 0:03:10.560 primary and it was not going to be all of them. 0:03:10.600 --> 0:03:14.080 But I'm like, if I vote for Nitia, is that 0:03:14.120 --> 0:03:16.840 going to mean Spencer, It's going to be Spencer whatever, 0:03:16.919 --> 0:03:19.600 Like I didn't want to anyway, we knew we're gonna 0:03:19.639 --> 0:03:20.520 have Karen basson there. 0:03:20.600 --> 0:03:23.560 So I'm starting to understand that LA is just completely 0:03:23.600 --> 0:03:28.040 mismanaged from within. Like I think that anyone in a 0:03:28.080 --> 0:03:31.480 mayoral position in this city has a whole council board 0:03:31.760 --> 0:03:34.480 that they have to deal with, and it's not easy 0:03:34.520 --> 0:03:36.360 to get anything done in this city. So we need 0:03:36.360 --> 0:03:39.320 to change things from the inside out, Like something different 0:03:39.360 --> 0:03:41.360 has to happen in the way things are. There's too 0:03:41.440 --> 0:03:44.000 much bureaucracy. So it's it's it's really hard to be 0:03:44.040 --> 0:03:46.720 a successful mayor in this city. 0:03:46.640 --> 0:03:48.920 Right because you can't win right, Like you can't side 0:03:48.920 --> 0:03:51.240 with the people in power or like the police or 0:03:51.280 --> 0:03:53.080 anything like that. But you also need, like you need 0:03:53.120 --> 0:03:54.880 to make systemic change if you're going to make any 0:03:54.920 --> 0:03:56.200 change at all in the city. 0:03:56.320 --> 0:04:00.600 Like, yeah, it's well, I'm going to support I've been 0:04:00.640 --> 0:04:03.760 supporting her, and at least I don't know, you know, 0:04:03.960 --> 0:04:05.760 I just have to like have hope in the city 0:04:05.960 --> 0:04:09.600 that we could turn things around. I'm so grateful that 0:04:10.000 --> 0:04:13.000 Spencer Pratt is just no longer in involved in this. 0:04:13.120 --> 0:04:15.160 I don't want to hear that for another five months. 0:04:15.720 --> 0:04:18.800 Yeah, Nitya, like she's been in it, like since the beginning. 0:04:18.800 --> 0:04:22.360 She's from the ground up. She I forget what exactly happened, 0:04:22.360 --> 0:04:25.440 but when she was first running for like city council member, 0:04:26.120 --> 0:04:28.880 something happened where she was planning to campaign for like 0:04:28.960 --> 0:04:31.440 six months, and then it wound up like the vote 0:04:31.440 --> 0:04:33.279 got delayed or whatever, so she had to campaign for 0:04:33.320 --> 0:04:36.360 like two years or something, and then she finally got it. 0:04:36.440 --> 0:04:38.560 Like, you know, everybody has their flaws. 0:04:38.279 --> 0:04:40.680 But I think she's like actually somebody who's in it 0:04:40.760 --> 0:04:43.360 to make positive change wherever she can. 0:04:44.000 --> 0:04:45.920 So yeah, well they're not all I mean, yeah, they're 0:04:45.920 --> 0:04:48.160 all Like I had so many people saying, what about 0:04:48.160 --> 0:04:49.760 the dogs on skid Row what about the dogs on 0:04:49.760 --> 0:04:52.000 skid Row. I'm like, I'm sorry, are we voting for like, 0:04:52.400 --> 0:04:54.080 are we not voting for human beings here? 0:04:54.440 --> 0:04:54.680 Right? 0:04:54.760 --> 0:04:58.159 Like that can't be the biggest problem in this city. 0:04:58.240 --> 0:05:00.720 The dogs on skid row. Yes, that's terrible. We all 0:05:00.760 --> 0:05:02.960 know that I love to rescue dogs, but that's not 0:05:03.040 --> 0:05:06.600 the number one issue here. There's people before the dogs 0:05:06.600 --> 0:05:09.280 that we have to be worried about. There's almost fifty. 0:05:09.000 --> 0:05:12.480 Square blocks of people on skid row, Like, it's enormous. 0:05:12.520 --> 0:05:14.760 There's a lot of there's a lot of systemic changes, 0:05:14.960 --> 0:05:19.320 and she's very like pro figuring out what shoes and 0:05:19.760 --> 0:05:22.000 like providing services and. 0:05:22.320 --> 0:05:25.000 Yeah, yeah, well okay, Yeah, that's what I liked about her, 0:05:25.040 --> 0:05:28.040 that it's we're down fifty four percent in her district. 0:05:28.320 --> 0:05:29.839 And I had people that live in her district that 0:05:29.880 --> 0:05:32.560 loved her also people that didn't love her, but whatever. 0:05:32.520 --> 0:05:34.320 Yeah we did. We were in our district when she 0:05:34.400 --> 0:05:35.200 first came around. 0:05:35.480 --> 0:05:37.599 Yeah, she was in our district. We voted her from 0:05:37.839 --> 0:05:39.080 from the way beginning. 0:05:39.520 --> 0:05:42.839 I mean, look, politicians are problematic, but she's got degrees 0:05:42.920 --> 0:05:46.440 in political theory and urban planning from both Harvard and MIT. 0:05:46.760 --> 0:05:49.560 I mean, she's way more qualified than any of these 0:05:49.560 --> 0:05:52.359 other fucks that are around. And she's a woman and 0:05:52.400 --> 0:05:52.880 we love that. 0:05:53.200 --> 0:05:55.520 And we have a very exciting guest today. You know 0:05:55.600 --> 0:05:58.920 her from SNL and just like that and the Scary 0:05:59.000 --> 0:06:02.560 Movie franchise, which I'm seeing everywhere. You can also catch 0:06:02.600 --> 0:06:05.600 her in Celebrity Autobiography in New York City from June 0:06:05.640 --> 0:06:10.320 twenty ninth through July sixth. Please welcome Cherio Terry. Okay, 0:06:10.360 --> 0:06:12.440 this is great. We have Cherio Terry is in the 0:06:12.520 --> 0:06:15.400 house and she's sitting in very close proximity to me 0:06:15.480 --> 0:06:17.760 because we're on a podcast, and that's what you do. 0:06:18.440 --> 0:06:20.960 Not like when we were at the Netflix brunch where 0:06:21.080 --> 0:06:24.520 I sat down very close to you to introduce myself 0:06:24.560 --> 0:06:26.400 because I don't think that we had ever met over 0:06:26.440 --> 0:06:29.279 the years, right, And I sat down and I said, Hey, 0:06:29.279 --> 0:06:31.200 I know you're coming on my podcast. And she said, 0:06:31.400 --> 0:06:34.520 I don't like doing interviews, and I wanted to know 0:06:34.560 --> 0:06:37.680 why you don't like doing interviews. It's not uncommon a 0:06:37.720 --> 0:06:39.000 lot of people feel this way. 0:06:39.080 --> 0:06:42.280 Listen, your podcast is popular, and it's kind of like 0:06:43.000 --> 0:06:45.800 you don't want to say anything that's going to. 0:06:45.400 --> 0:06:48.919 To get blown up and used as a headline. That's 0:06:49.160 --> 0:06:54.239 my specialty everything. That's when you're with me, you're safe 0:06:54.320 --> 0:06:57.240 because I'm the only one that gets in trouble constantly 0:06:57.720 --> 0:07:01.920 and creates headlines constantly. So you're just just look at 0:07:01.920 --> 0:07:04.440 this as like, at least the people are going to 0:07:04.480 --> 0:07:08.160 take my words and use them to make headlines. I 0:07:08.240 --> 0:07:12.720 admire your bulls, thank you so much, like my laby Is, 0:07:13.080 --> 0:07:17.320 Menora and Majora. Please include all of them. Okay, I 0:07:17.360 --> 0:07:21.120 don't discriminate. Well, I appreciate you saying that, but I'm 0:07:21.160 --> 0:07:25.120 a huge admirer of yours. I think you are one 0:07:25.160 --> 0:07:27.600 of the funniest people on the planet, and I love 0:07:27.920 --> 0:07:31.160 getting to see you in movies because once you left SNL, 0:07:31.200 --> 0:07:32.960 I'm like, how are we supposed to get our cherry oh, 0:07:33.040 --> 0:07:37.120 Terry fixed? I mean, you on that show is just 0:07:37.360 --> 0:07:40.400 first let's talk. First of all, let's talk about pickleball, 0:07:40.880 --> 0:07:44.720 because you're an avid pickleball I'm not avid. Well yeah, 0:07:44.840 --> 0:07:45.600 it seems like. 0:07:45.600 --> 0:07:48.760 You are, no, but I do like it a lot. 0:07:48.960 --> 0:07:50.840 It's something everybody can do. 0:07:51.200 --> 0:07:53.240 That's the problem that I have with it is that 0:07:53.400 --> 0:07:56.239 everybody can do it, and so I don't think it's 0:07:56.280 --> 0:07:59.800 such a How do I want to say this. People 0:07:59.840 --> 0:08:01.920 think that when they're good at pick a ball, that 0:08:02.040 --> 0:08:05.360 means that they're athletic and not at all. Right, well 0:08:05.360 --> 0:08:07.480 that thank you, thank you for clarifying that. 0:08:07.440 --> 0:08:09.800 It's about looking athletic, not being athletic. 0:08:09.840 --> 0:08:12.280 Who introduced you to pick a ball? Oh? 0:08:12.320 --> 0:08:14.160 My cousin in New Jersey they have a pick a 0:08:14.200 --> 0:08:16.280 ball court and that's how I started playing. 0:08:16.320 --> 0:08:20.520 But didn't you find the rules absolutely so confusing, the 0:08:20.600 --> 0:08:22.560 kitchen and the system. 0:08:22.640 --> 0:08:26.960 Yeah, I'm just playing to hit the ball and to 0:08:26.960 --> 0:08:28.640 get it in where I'm supposed to get it in. 0:08:28.720 --> 0:08:32.200 You know, I'm not lazy, but yeah, I mean anybody 0:08:32.240 --> 0:08:36.080 can do it. And I'm thinking, what a healthy way 0:08:36.120 --> 0:08:43.000 to meet people, because I'd like to meet people. 0:08:43.160 --> 0:08:45.800 Are you trying to meet people? Sure? What kind of 0:08:45.800 --> 0:08:48.400 people would you like to meet? Friends? Lovers? What are 0:08:48.400 --> 0:08:52.520 you in the mood for? Is that a loaded question? 0:08:52.840 --> 0:08:55.080 Oh? 0:08:55.600 --> 0:09:02.480 Yeah, this is where the interview park gets. Yes, yeah, 0:09:02.679 --> 0:09:05.080 I'm so good at this is But we're just talking 0:09:05.120 --> 0:09:09.440 about pickleball though, just because pickleball is a good place 0:09:09.480 --> 0:09:10.040 to meet people. 0:09:10.160 --> 0:09:11.920 Football with a penis. 0:09:13.679 --> 0:09:16.600 When when people talk about pickleball, one of the first 0:09:16.640 --> 0:09:18.640 things that they typically say is that it's a great 0:09:18.679 --> 0:09:20.680 place to meet people, or it's a great way to 0:09:20.720 --> 0:09:23.640 meet people, and it's a great way to not over 0:09:23.720 --> 0:09:25.360 exert yourself while meeting people. 0:09:25.480 --> 0:09:28.160 Because I went to this court my friend invited me, 0:09:28.280 --> 0:09:32.000 and there were these guys were playing. My god, they 0:09:32.040 --> 0:09:36.800 were playing like bow, I mean so hard, and it's 0:09:36.800 --> 0:09:42.080 fun to watch. But it's not necessarily a spectator sport. 0:09:42.160 --> 0:09:45.640 But I'm playing, you know, with with other women and everything, 0:09:45.640 --> 0:09:47.680 and I'm just thinking, God, I'd love to just sit 0:09:47.760 --> 0:09:50.120 there and watch them play. 0:09:50.120 --> 0:09:53.520 They're it's so they're hitting the ball so hard. Do 0:09:53.520 --> 0:09:54.800 you like to watch tennis? 0:09:55.520 --> 0:09:58.960 I'll watch tennis. I'm not an avid tennis watcher. Oh 0:09:59.000 --> 0:10:01.760 I like watching basket ball. Well, if you like to 0:10:01.760 --> 0:10:03.559 see balls being hit hard. 0:10:03.360 --> 0:10:05.920 Tennis is a good curently, I do. Tennis is a 0:10:05.920 --> 0:10:08.240 good sport to watch. I love watching tennis. 0:10:08.520 --> 0:10:08.880 Yeah. 0:10:09.000 --> 0:10:12.800 I went to the Desert Smash Indi in Indian wells. 0:10:12.920 --> 0:10:16.959 Yeah yeah yeah yeah, Palm Desert and played pick a ball, 0:10:17.360 --> 0:10:24.280 had a pickball clinic. Well hello, love dog and it 0:10:24.400 --> 0:10:24.920 was fun. 0:10:25.280 --> 0:10:27.960 You know who was one of my instructors? 0:10:28.440 --> 0:10:29.040 Do you remember? 0:10:29.080 --> 0:10:33.320 I remember from being a kid, remember Vince Van Patton. 0:10:33.559 --> 0:10:35.280 Vince Van Patten. I know that name. 0:10:35.720 --> 0:10:38.640 Is that a remember Dick Van Yes, yes, and he 0:10:38.640 --> 0:10:39.600 had handsome sons. 0:10:39.720 --> 0:10:40.640 Oh it's his son. 0:10:41.200 --> 0:10:46.080 Yeah, and he's married to Eileen Davidson, who was on 0:10:46.200 --> 0:10:47.319 Young and Restless? 0:10:47.800 --> 0:10:50.280 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, hands were you a soap opera 0:10:50.360 --> 0:10:53.080 person Young and Restless? Okay, well, the first of all, 0:10:53.080 --> 0:10:54.960 you should know it's The Young and the Restless. I 0:10:54.960 --> 0:10:55.880 can't even believe you're. 0:10:56.400 --> 0:10:58.200 Some of us abbreviated because we've been. 0:11:00.520 --> 0:11:03.120 I was into General Hospital in Santa Barbara. Those were 0:11:03.120 --> 0:11:05.440 my two and that was a conflict because they were 0:11:05.480 --> 0:11:06.520 both on at the same time. 0:11:06.600 --> 0:11:08.679 I would watch Santa Barbara sometimes because it was just 0:11:08.760 --> 0:11:11.080 left over from it was right after Young and Wrestlers. 0:11:11.120 --> 0:11:12.959 Yeah, because Young and the Restless went from one thirty 0:11:12.960 --> 0:11:16.160 to two thirty. It was a half hour break. Like sorry, 0:11:16.280 --> 0:11:18.400 it went from like a half hour to a half hour, 0:11:18.440 --> 0:11:21.000 whereas Santa Barbara was I think three to four or 0:11:21.000 --> 0:11:23.120 two to three. So you had to pick and choose 0:11:23.120 --> 0:11:24.360 which Soaparbara. 0:11:23.880 --> 0:11:27.120 Is Robin right pen, Yeah, it was on was on there. 0:11:27.040 --> 0:11:31.760 Yeah, Robin Wright was. I was obsessed with Robin Wright 0:11:31.800 --> 0:11:34.800 because this was before the Princess bri Remember when she 0:11:34.960 --> 0:11:40.000 was so young and beautiful. She's still beautiful. She actually 0:11:40.000 --> 0:11:41.800 just stayed at my house in Majorca. She went there 0:11:41.800 --> 0:11:43.000 for her sixtieth bird. 0:11:43.440 --> 0:11:46.800 Last name pants, first name, fancy. We just bring up 0:11:46.800 --> 0:11:48.640 this birthday. Oh, she just stayed in my place in 0:11:48.720 --> 0:11:49.320 Boma Gol. 0:11:49.320 --> 0:11:51.960 Of course she did. Yeah, she did. She call me 0:11:52.000 --> 0:11:53.720 out of nowhere. I hadn't heard from her in about 0:11:53.720 --> 0:11:57.520 two years, me either, and I was like, oh, why 0:11:57.600 --> 0:12:00.600 is Robin facetiming me? This is very strange. And she 0:12:00.720 --> 0:12:02.840 was with her new lover and they're madly in love 0:12:03.080 --> 0:12:05.439 and she's like, Chelsea, we want to spend my I 0:12:05.480 --> 0:12:07.520 want to spend my birthday with you. There's nobody I'd 0:12:07.600 --> 0:12:10.240 rather spend my birthday with. And I'm like, I when 0:12:10.320 --> 0:12:12.000 is your birthday? And she's like, oh, it's this And 0:12:12.040 --> 0:12:14.280 I'm like, I'm on tour and she's like, is your 0:12:14.320 --> 0:12:17.960 house in my Orca free? And I was like, oh, 0:12:18.080 --> 0:12:19.960 you want to spend your birthday with my house? I 0:12:20.000 --> 0:12:23.360 was like, no energy problem, that requires a lot less 0:12:23.360 --> 0:12:26.959 effort for me and an easy guy, like a very easy. 0:12:26.679 --> 0:12:28.839 Now did she meet him playing pickuball? I don't think so. 0:12:29.080 --> 0:12:31.040 She does play pickleball. I think I think Robin does 0:12:31.080 --> 0:12:33.360 play pickleball, but I don't know that they met playing pickleball. 0:12:33.600 --> 0:12:35.000 I love to know how people meet. 0:12:35.120 --> 0:12:37.080 Yeah, are you looking to meet someone? Are you looking 0:12:37.080 --> 0:12:39.800 to pick up a lover? Is that? Are you in 0:12:39.840 --> 0:12:40.280 the market? 0:12:40.480 --> 0:12:40.720 Yeah? 0:12:40.760 --> 0:12:44.240 You know what, Yes, But I'll tell you something. 0:12:44.920 --> 0:12:47.240 I I do alone so well. 0:12:47.480 --> 0:12:51.520 Well, I think most women thrive like we're. 0:12:51.120 --> 0:12:54.160 Some women have to be in a relationship. I never 0:12:54.200 --> 0:12:59.280 felt that way. Never, And so I think for because 0:12:59.320 --> 0:13:03.280 I do alone so well, to be with somebody, they've 0:13:03.320 --> 0:13:07.199 got to be, you know, somebody that's like there's chemistry. 0:13:07.440 --> 0:13:08.640 I don't need a companion. 0:13:09.120 --> 0:13:12.600 Yeah, well no, of course not. And when we can't, 0:13:12.640 --> 0:13:14.280 you want to do you feel comfortable talking about your 0:13:14.360 --> 0:13:17.160 lat like have you had a long relationship? Did you 0:13:17.240 --> 0:13:19.280 like being in a long relationship or did you like, 0:13:19.320 --> 0:13:22.000 have you ever lived with someone? And did you like that? 0:13:22.800 --> 0:13:23.559 It was easy? 0:13:23.960 --> 0:13:26.480 I will say it was easy, and you know, and 0:13:26.559 --> 0:13:30.520 during the pandemic, and we breathed through it because we 0:13:30.640 --> 0:13:36.160 both were into cooking and we ate, like I think 0:13:36.200 --> 0:13:40.319 we ordered out once or twice and so we cooked 0:13:40.320 --> 0:13:42.240 it and then we had our pot of people and 0:13:42.280 --> 0:13:46.839 we just cooked and it was it was it was great. 0:13:47.520 --> 0:13:50.720 And then I just realized that I had been single 0:13:50.760 --> 0:13:55.079 for so long that I thought I was being too judgmental, 0:13:56.040 --> 0:13:59.840 and I thought, not judgmental. 0:14:00.440 --> 0:14:01.120 They have to be this. 0:14:01.120 --> 0:14:03.280 This is it's really just chemistry. 0:14:04.080 --> 0:14:06.880 You know, I can I relate to what you're saying. 0:14:06.920 --> 0:14:07.040 Though. 0:14:07.160 --> 0:14:08.239 You want to be attracted. 0:14:08.640 --> 0:14:14.280 You want to love their personality and they, you know, 0:14:14.360 --> 0:14:17.040 to have a great sense of humor. That's not easy 0:14:17.040 --> 0:14:21.080 to find, especially when you're not looking, and I don't 0:14:21.600 --> 0:14:22.600 want to look. 0:14:23.080 --> 0:14:25.240 Let's get back to the cooking. What kinds of things 0:14:25.240 --> 0:14:27.120 can you cook? What's your signature dish? 0:14:28.160 --> 0:14:29.160 Cedar plank salmon? 0:14:31.560 --> 0:14:32.680 That's up? 0:14:33.480 --> 0:14:33.920 Back up? 0:14:34.200 --> 0:14:36.400 What kind of cedar plank are you working with? 0:14:37.920 --> 0:14:40.200 You just buy cedar planks and you soak them for 0:14:40.840 --> 0:14:43.520 like I'll soak them for overnight. 0:14:43.520 --> 0:14:45.600 On the cedar plank. You soak it on the plank. 0:14:45.600 --> 0:14:46.840 O you just soak the planks. 0:14:47.040 --> 0:14:47.920 What is a plank. 0:14:48.200 --> 0:14:49.200 It's a cedar plank. 0:14:49.320 --> 0:14:52.840 It is all I know is the position you can 0:14:53.040 --> 0:14:55.480 you can order them on. What it does is it 0:14:55.680 --> 0:14:59.840 steams once it's completely soaked all the way through. You 0:15:00.160 --> 0:15:04.320 it on the hottest barbecue and it it cooks the 0:15:04.400 --> 0:15:07.840 fish through the cedar plank steak, and it just gives 0:15:07.840 --> 0:15:10.760 it a flavor. It's like the steak of seafood. 0:15:10.920 --> 0:15:11.680 Oh, because I. 0:15:11.680 --> 0:15:15.560 Chop up fresh garlic and parsley from my garden and 0:15:15.800 --> 0:15:18.880 olive oil, you know, salt and pepper. It's it's really 0:15:19.000 --> 0:15:23.480 kind of easy. And then perfect timing of twenty minutes 0:15:24.400 --> 0:15:25.360 on the grill. 0:15:25.320 --> 0:15:27.280 And you flip the salmon or you keep it on 0:15:27.280 --> 0:15:30.320 one side. You don't flip salmon. No, no, no, I'm 0:15:30.320 --> 0:15:32.840 a big salmon eater. So this is actually appealing to me, 0:15:32.880 --> 0:15:34.920 not that I have a cedar plank or that I 0:15:34.920 --> 0:15:36.840 will ever learn how to use it. Someone else will 0:15:36.880 --> 0:15:37.920 do that for me, because, let me. 0:15:37.840 --> 0:15:40.360 Tell you, so, I have to be you do learn how. 0:15:40.240 --> 0:15:42.480 To do it. You need a barbecue, right, you don't 0:15:42.480 --> 0:15:47.600 have barb I'm saving up for one. I think I 0:15:47.600 --> 0:15:52.840 do have a barbecue outside. There's always another sale coming 0:15:52.840 --> 0:15:56.720 around the corner. I'll wait until Labor Days, sister. That's 0:15:56.760 --> 0:15:58.880 how I came barbecue. No, I think I do have 0:15:58.880 --> 0:16:01.720 a barbecue outside. But I'm listen. I'm a little bit 0:16:01.840 --> 0:16:02.720 like I think I have one. 0:16:02.640 --> 0:16:03.480 In my York. 0:16:03.920 --> 0:16:04.240 I know you. 0:16:05.200 --> 0:16:06.920 The new dog was standing on top of it the 0:16:06.960 --> 0:16:07.360 other day. 0:16:07.560 --> 0:16:10.160 Yeah, I got this new rescue who you just met, 0:16:10.200 --> 0:16:12.760 and he was standing on top of things. He doesn't 0:16:12.800 --> 0:16:15.040 I don't think he can judge height. So he was 0:16:15.080 --> 0:16:16.640 standing on top of the barbecue and it's like six 0:16:16.720 --> 0:16:18.920 feet off the ground. I'm like, do not jump because 0:16:18.920 --> 0:16:21.400 he is not spry like dog. He's got a little 0:16:21.480 --> 0:16:22.840 it looks like he's been in a couple of. 0:16:22.760 --> 0:16:25.880 Bars nowhere with his background. 0:16:25.560 --> 0:16:27.520 Right, they said if they found him in a field, 0:16:27.560 --> 0:16:30.120 and my sister goes, what can they be more specific? 0:16:30.160 --> 0:16:33.680 Baker's field like a field of what the field of dreams? 0:16:33.800 --> 0:16:36.040 She's like, what field did they find him in? I'm like, okay, 0:16:36.040 --> 0:16:36.720 that's a good question. 0:16:36.800 --> 0:16:37.440 Let me follow up. 0:16:37.480 --> 0:16:39.960 I love that you rescued though, Oh, of course. 0:16:39.640 --> 0:16:42.400 You have animals. Are you a cat? Are you a 0:16:42.440 --> 0:16:44.000 cat person? Though I thought you said that. 0:16:44.240 --> 0:16:44.440 No. 0:16:44.720 --> 0:16:46.960 Oh, I mean I've had a cat before. When I 0:16:47.000 --> 0:16:49.360 was on SNL, I had a cat. But and I 0:16:49.400 --> 0:16:51.520 love all animals, but I love dogs. 0:16:51.560 --> 0:16:57.040 It's I've got I've had Ricky and then Sweet Mama 0:16:57.880 --> 0:17:00.880 and I had them together, and when they passed, I 0:17:00.960 --> 0:17:03.400 got adel Castro. 0:17:04.040 --> 0:17:12.440 And midel Castro or de Castro and dom Desmond and cute, 0:17:12.840 --> 0:17:15.240 but like I can't wait to get home to my daughter. 0:17:15.359 --> 0:17:17.200 I know, it's there's nothing better. Last night I came 0:17:17.240 --> 0:17:19.840 home and I was like, I just couldn't wait to 0:17:19.920 --> 0:17:22.560 just be with them and hang out, like late nights 0:17:22.640 --> 0:17:24.480 is fun, you know, and they're getting to know each other, 0:17:24.520 --> 0:17:27.119 so it's pretty cute. Do you like to talk about SNL? 0:17:27.200 --> 0:17:27.240 No? 0:17:27.320 --> 0:17:28.879 What am I talking about? SNL? 0:17:29.240 --> 0:17:32.879 Was it hard to How many years were you on SNL? Five? Okay? 0:17:33.119 --> 0:17:35.080 Was it hard to? It felt like longer than that. 0:17:35.680 --> 0:17:37.520 You were such a staple of that show and you 0:17:37.640 --> 0:17:40.960 and Will together, I mean so fine. Was it a 0:17:41.000 --> 0:17:45.080 hard adjustment to leave that show? No? No, were you? 0:17:45.200 --> 0:17:46.160 Were you ready to leave? 0:17:46.760 --> 0:17:49.480 I had a five year contract and I felt so 0:17:49.640 --> 0:17:53.400 good about the five years that I had done. And 0:17:54.080 --> 0:17:58.399 it is emotionally it's rough. 0:17:58.240 --> 0:17:58.680 I've heard. 0:17:58.920 --> 0:18:02.520 I heard yes, And if you don't have tools in 0:18:02.560 --> 0:18:05.080 your toolbox, which I didn't even know I had to 0:18:05.119 --> 0:18:09.800 have a toolbox back then, you know, it's really hard. 0:18:10.520 --> 0:18:14.440 And so I kind of left just to take care 0:18:14.480 --> 0:18:15.040 of myself. 0:18:15.119 --> 0:18:16.960 Yeah. I've heard that from so many people that have 0:18:17.000 --> 0:18:19.399 worked on that show, that it is a grind and 0:18:19.440 --> 0:18:20.640