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Speaker 1: Turn the light? He sayss dark in here? Hello, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I taught my father in law the term cook this weekend.

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Speaker 2: Ah. We were doing like five different projects at once,

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Speaker 2: She probably thinks I'm the does kid.

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Speaker 1: Does your mother in law come over when the father

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Speaker 2: No, she's she's more of a cook, behind the scenes stuff.

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Speaker 2: If you need any any question about shopping design, this

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Speaker 2: She knows what people like, if they're if they're going

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Speaker 2: She knows. She's one of those people. She knows.

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Speaker 1: She's that. Yeah, I'm not saying she has to do it.

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Speaker 2: She ain't coming over hammer and a hammer.

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Speaker 1: No, No, I'm asking does she just come over and hang

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Speaker 2: No, Baezler's working with us. I didn't know that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: She you were mopping and Baser and her dad were

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Speaker 2: No, this was like she was telling him where she

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Speaker 2: Man, you can say the jokes, but he just doesn't.

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Speaker 2: He doesn't have time for him. That's what it is.

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Speaker 1: You ain't Sam.

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Speaker 2: He's fine with you saying him, but that's it.

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Speaker 1: Sure no, he said, sure, ah, that.

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Speaker 1: Get lost?

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Speaker 2: I think he remembered dude. At the wedding, there was

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Speaker 2: twenty people there, right, all right, we gotta starts show.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I gotta love to talk about.

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Speaker 2: Arnold is off. It is Monday, so I'm gonna do

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Speaker 2: it live. We oh the one two sore Losers.

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Speaker 1: What up, everybody. I am lunchbox. I know the most

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Speaker 2: Genius, y'all. It's says and I'm from the North. I'm

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Speaker 2: to You.

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Speaker 1: Don right. There's a couple of things I love in life.

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Speaker 1: I love life just in general. But I love my family.

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Speaker 1: That's motivational. I love sports, and I love my Nashville

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Speaker 1: Soccer Club. We know NSC, NSC. I bleed NSC.

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Speaker 2: We got some new listeners and I told him to

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Speaker 2: oh yeah, listen to the pod, and then I remember, damnit,

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Speaker 1: Pm Central, Ray, and I said, oh boy, we are

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Speaker 1: We sold our tickets on the east side of the stadium,

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Speaker 2: I told you something like a preacher. Oh, how are

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Speaker 1: So I walk and I'm just gonna walk straight down

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Speaker 1: She goes, yeah, because our club level is over here.

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Speaker 1: I said, so, we're gonna go ahead and walk this way.

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Speaker 1: She goes, Sir, I cannot let you walk this way.

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Speaker 2: Here's the thing.

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Speaker 1: I understand. The club level has a little private clubs

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Speaker 1: No, So I said, this is crazy. I said, my

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Speaker 2: Did you tell her you stand on business. I didn't

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Speaker 1: No? Because I'm pissed off at this point, and I

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Speaker 2: Yes, you went hard f with Nancy who's retired.

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Speaker 1: Yes, And I turn around to walk away, and she sudden,

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Speaker 1: We just have to enforce it. And I understand, and

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Speaker 2: Can I get a soccer ball?

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Speaker 1: About twenty five minutes? Because damn kid, two year old

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Speaker 2: So I thank you for finally bringing it around.

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Speaker 1: So we had to walk all the way around because

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Speaker 2: Dude, if I'm at a private club, I don't want

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Speaker 1: When they walk out there and they're you know, walking

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Speaker 2: I should probably go to a game.

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Speaker 1: Because our kids are hungry.

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Speaker 1: But oh, we were gonna, we were gonna be in

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Speaker 2: I thought you wanted a glizzy No less, what's a

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Speaker 2: That's what you needed. You needed five glizzies. That's where

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Speaker 1: Well, I understand that you had.

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Speaker 2: You were angry and you had to hatred because you

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Speaker 2: So you know what I mean, and laid across the

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Speaker 1: No, the game is over, dude.

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Speaker 2: If my neighbors listen again, they're gonna think for a

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Speaker 1: So the game is over. So I tell my kids, sorry, area,

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Speaker 1: He hasn't got anything to do, dude, Well, he didn't

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Speaker 2: I was like, you think Messi's doing hand glaves now

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Speaker 1: Hey. Then McKenzie gains comes over, high fives the kids. No,

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Speaker 1: No, not the wide receiver, but he plays for national

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Speaker 2: Then, I mean, are they high five you and your wife?

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Speaker 1: No? No, I'm not. I don't care about theivis. I'm

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she's behind me, like she's next to me.

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Speaker 1: No, she's filming. I'm taking pictures as the kids are

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Speaker 2: What is she filming the back of your head? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: A little filming like the guy at the last Sockeyes

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Speaker 2: that filmed the whole game. Yes, Ray, I told you

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Speaker 2: YouTube's big.

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Speaker 1: Then here comes the superstar, muck Tar, Honey.

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Speaker 2: Mucky moopall Ray.

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Speaker 1: He is signing autographs all the way down the line.

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Speaker 2: Whoa. The kids don't know the significance of it.

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Speaker 1: They don't have hey, and they don't want an autograph. Man.

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Speaker 1: They got their hands out there for the high five fives, Ray,

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Speaker 1: signs for the kid next to my five year old.

438
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Speaker 2: I mean, tell me you got some sort of autograph

439
00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:57,720
Speaker 2: and you weren't just fine with the hand touch Ray.

440
00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:59,680
Speaker 2: If it means it to the kids, I didn't even

441
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,040
Speaker 2: go for autograph.

442
00:20:01,359 --> 00:20:04,920
Speaker 1: No, Ray, my kids, they went for the high five.

443
00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:09,200
Speaker 1: Get ready, honey, Mooktar coming up. Come on, let's fast forward.

444
00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:11,160
Speaker 1: There's two people in front of you. I can't even

445
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:15,639
Speaker 1: see you with the camera. Here comes Honey, Here comes honey.

446
00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:19,080
Speaker 1: Look at him. They're going crazy. They're going crazy. Watch honey, Mooktarter.

447
00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:22,439
Speaker 2: He gives them the old Wait he has a baby

448
00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:23,080
Speaker 2: in his hands.

449
00:20:23,359 --> 00:20:26,879
Speaker 1: No, honey, Mootarters, he did you see that? Did you

450
00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:27,920
Speaker 1: see what he did I did.

451
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:28,840
Speaker 2: It was a fist pump.

452
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,919
Speaker 1: No, no, no, he sees my he looks right at my kids.

453
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,760
Speaker 2: He grabbed your wife's hangers.

454
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Speaker 1: No, no, no, look, he has his hand out to high five.

455
00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:37,760
Speaker 1: He sees my kids and he goes.

456
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:44,879
Speaker 2: He skipped them, all skipped them. He's got stuff to do.

457
00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:48,960
Speaker 1: He recoiled that hand like, no, thank you. Like he

458
00:20:49,119 --> 00:20:53,280
Speaker 1: saw my kids and saw nothing but snot in germs.

459
00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:54,960
Speaker 2: And that'll make his hand slick. But he can't touch

460
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Speaker 2: the ball.

461
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:58,680
Speaker 1: But the game's over. He said he was signing, signing,

462
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:00,840
Speaker 1: and I guess he was going to grab a pin

463
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,640
Speaker 1: or something, and he saw my kids. He was like,

464
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:05,399
Speaker 1: whoa st of Like when someone goes gonna be like

465
00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:07,720
Speaker 1: handshaking and then they do the side of the hair. Whoosh.

466
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Speaker 2: The one guy next to him had a baby at

467
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Speaker 2: his hand.

468
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:12,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, his wife was right there and handed him the baby.

469
00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:13,600
Speaker 2: Sure that wasn't your wife.

470
00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:17,480
Speaker 1: Where was she she was behind filming? Oh but dude,

471
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:22,600
Speaker 1: Hattie moot Tar absolutely said thanks, but no thanks.

472
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,080
Speaker 2: The kids cry.

473
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Speaker 1: My kids were like, but dad, he didn't hype us.

474
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:31,680
Speaker 2: I wish I'd have been there. I'll laugh my ass off.

475
00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:34,000
Speaker 2: It was good job. Wait, to get the advice of

476
00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:36,600
Speaker 2: your daddy, go for the high. Five really paid off there.

477
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:40,320
Speaker 1: It was quite hysterical.

478
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,960
Speaker 2: Man, dude, he almost is a It seemed like he

479
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:43,600
Speaker 2: punked him.

480
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:46,680
Speaker 1: He kind like. I think he was caught off guard.

481
00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:49,199
Speaker 1: He was expecting someone a little older, and when he

482
00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:52,320
Speaker 1: saw that, in his mind, I really thought, he thinks, man,

483
00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:53,920
Speaker 1: that's a lot of germs, and I can't get sick.

484
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:56,719
Speaker 1: We played messy on Wednesday. Can't get sick. And so

485
00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:59,280
Speaker 1: he did not shake the hands, He did not hide five.

486
00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:01,680
Speaker 1: He looked at him and the hand was out there,

487
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:03,639
Speaker 1: but then he pulled it back real quick and skipped

488
00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:05,600
Speaker 1: right over. Why were you down there for the high fight?

489
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:09,760
Speaker 1: I don't care about a high autograph. I don't care.

490
00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:13,040
Speaker 1: I am too old to ask for an autograph. I

491
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:16,400
Speaker 1: am forty two years old. Ray, My autograph times are

492
00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:17,040
Speaker 1: in the past.

493
00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:20,359
Speaker 2: What's your social I mean, what's your date of birth?

494
00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:23,120
Speaker 1: You can't I cannot ask for an autograph now. I'm

495
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:23,720
Speaker 1: too old.

496
00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:27,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't. They look dope in your in your

497
00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:30,400
Speaker 2: kid's room. Put it on a picture frame. I don't know,

498
00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:31,400
Speaker 2: take a frame to the game.

499
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:33,400
Speaker 1: What would you like me to have him sign? Ray?

500
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:35,639
Speaker 2: A picture that you gotta have a newspaper and you

501
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:37,360
Speaker 2: put in a picture frame and he signs it.

502
00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:39,800
Speaker 1: Ray, I don't have a picre, I don't carry pictures

503
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:40,399
Speaker 1: around with him.

504
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:43,040
Speaker 2: Well, go get the National Sun, the magazine that Arnold

505
00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:46,080
Speaker 2: was in, that same one. They probably have a picture

506
00:22:46,119 --> 00:22:46,920
Speaker 2: of Honey mooktar.

507
00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:52,200
Speaker 1: So then it's time to go out. We gotta go home, man, right,

508
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:54,160
Speaker 1: we gotta go home. So I walk up the stairs

509
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:57,119
Speaker 1: and we can go right or left. Remember right, we

510
00:22:57,119 --> 00:22:59,680
Speaker 1: couldn't walk on because of the private club and there's

511
00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:02,159
Speaker 1: an USh you up there. I said, Now, are you

512
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:04,600
Speaker 1: gonna make me go left? Or can I actually go right?

513
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:05,880
Speaker 1: Now that the game's over?

514
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,200
Speaker 2: You want to be on the right side of this feller.

515
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,840
Speaker 1: I said, you know, because I know the club level's here,

516
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:13,120
Speaker 1: So even the game's over, am I allowed to walk

517
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:13,920
Speaker 1: on this walkway?

518
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:15,440
Speaker 2: Or is it no? Sorry?

519
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:18,040
Speaker 1: You still got to go the other way? And she goes,

520
00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:19,680
Speaker 1: you can go either way you want, sir, have a

521
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:22,199
Speaker 1: nice day. I said, Oh my gosh, you're telling me

522
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:24,320
Speaker 1: that it's an okay for me to walk by the

523
00:23:24,359 --> 00:23:27,880
Speaker 1: club now and when there's not as many people, sir,

524
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:28,680
Speaker 1: you can go either way.

525
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,200
Speaker 2: Thanks.

526
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:32,440
Speaker 1: For coming to the game, I said, and this is

527
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:34,560
Speaker 1: a different usher. I was like, okay, because I don't

528
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:36,840
Speaker 1: want to break policy about walking by the club and

529
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:40,680
Speaker 1: seeing in those class windows. How dare I walk by them?

530
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:42,560
Speaker 2: Dude? If you were doing that to me, I'd be like,

531
00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:47,960
Speaker 2: who the fuck is this guy? Who are you? Get

532
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:48,919
Speaker 2: out of my face?

533
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:51,760
Speaker 1: I'm an usher and my wife is just like, would

534
00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:55,000
Speaker 1: you stop it? That's not even the same usher, I said,

535
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,960
Speaker 1: I understand that. I just want to make it clear

536
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,679
Speaker 1: that I think it's so stupid that we have this policy.

537
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:02,000
Speaker 1: I can't walk by it. So I walked by that club,

538
00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:05,200
Speaker 1: and you better believe I kept looking in the windows. No,

539
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:07,480
Speaker 1: I didn't see. It has no harm for people to

540
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:10,159
Speaker 1: walk by, because guess what, they still had an usher

541
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:14,840
Speaker 1: standing outside those private clubs checking people's wristbands and tickets

542
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:16,440
Speaker 1: to see if they were allowed to go in that club.

543
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:19,480
Speaker 1: So it makes no point and no sense of blocking

544
00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:21,720
Speaker 1: the whole damn freaking side of the stadium.

545
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:24,400
Speaker 2: If you actually cared, it would be a comment card.

546
00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:29,280
Speaker 2: But the only reason you wanted to cut through. No, No, Mike, Like,

547
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:32,240
Speaker 2: here's the stadium, right, I've never been there? No, No

548
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:35,400
Speaker 2: look here, like, this is the side my seats were

549
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:38,560
Speaker 2: down here. I tried to walk down this concourse just

550
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:40,840
Speaker 2: to get to my seats. They made me walk all

551
00:24:41,359 --> 00:24:43,720
Speaker 2: the way around to get to these seats when I

552
00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:45,840
Speaker 2: entered right here. Okay, you need to draw this and

553
00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:48,560
Speaker 2: put it on our Instagram because the virtual map you

554
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:52,040
Speaker 2: painted in our heads looks like shit. Frankly, it looks

555
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:53,320
Speaker 2: like Picasso's Starry Night.

556
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,440
Speaker 1: Well, I'm sorry, I was so pissed off.

557
00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:58,040
Speaker 2: I got a laugh rack for that. That was a

558
00:24:58,040 --> 00:24:58,640
Speaker 2: good one.

559
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:03,679
Speaker 1: I know. Maybe it wasn't very clear. Maybe it wouldn't

560
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:06,200
Speaker 1: here if you just take a piece of paper.

561
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:09,000
Speaker 2: I don't even how to describe it, you know, for

562
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:11,000
Speaker 2: the love of God, No, we can't do another segment

563
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,000
Speaker 2: of this. You need to draw it and put it

564
00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:17,160
Speaker 2: on the instant the medium map where you wanted to watch.

565
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:20,520
Speaker 1: Okay, I would. Hey, we will do a YouTube video

566
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:22,920
Speaker 1: of me drawing a man at you after the show.

567
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:25,880
Speaker 1: And now we're gonna take a break and listen. Man,

568
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:30,560
Speaker 1: I know we just started, but this next segment I

569
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:32,520
Speaker 1: signed up to do something my wife does not want

570
00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:34,640
Speaker 1: me to do. But I said, you know what, I'm

571
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:37,080
Speaker 1: gonna take on a new challenge in life. And my

572
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:38,960
Speaker 1: wife said, I don't think you're qualified.

573
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:40,080
Speaker 2: Ray, I'm gonna cluck.

574
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:44,000
Speaker 1: No, I'm not gonna cluck. I I know I'm not

575
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:47,639
Speaker 1: gonna let some dude bang my wife. But she was

576
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:49,840
Speaker 1: so adamant I not do this. I am here to

577
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:52,080
Speaker 1: prove a point and say I am better than that

578
00:25:52,119 --> 00:25:54,680
Speaker 1: and I can do it, but I may need some help.

579
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:55,440
Speaker 1: We'll be right back.

580
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:03,160
Speaker 2: My neighbors are listening. Thank you. Ray.

581
00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:06,520
Speaker 1: I got a five year old. I got a four

582
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:10,199
Speaker 1: year old, and they have never played a game of

583
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:14,119
Speaker 1: baseball in their life, and it has come time to

584
00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:15,320
Speaker 1: sign them up.

585
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:18,280
Speaker 2: For T ball come time. For five years, you haven't

586
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:19,760
Speaker 2: thrown the ball around.

587
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:21,280
Speaker 1: I said, they've never played a game.

588
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:22,960
Speaker 2: We'll do it tomorrow, Son.

589
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:25,680
Speaker 1: I said, they have never played a game of baseball.

590
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:28,960
Speaker 1: On your third birthday, we'll throw your first ball. We've

591
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:32,600
Speaker 1: thrown the ball. They catch it every once in a while.

592
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:34,879
Speaker 2: Very rare. But you know there's some dads that just

593
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:36,080
Speaker 2: put it off and never do it.

594
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:39,200
Speaker 1: Never do it. They listen. They are like, son, throw

595
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:40,720
Speaker 1: the ball to yourself. So you got a little freaking

596
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:42,520
Speaker 1: Charlie out there throwing the ball up to himself. And

597
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:44,840
Speaker 1: catching it. You know what I mean, Charlie, bouncing it

598
00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:46,800
Speaker 1: off the side of the house and catching it because

599
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:49,720
Speaker 1: Dad has got a glass hoole of bourbon in there.

600
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:53,800
Speaker 2: Dad's too busy banging his secretary and then company party.

601
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:57,240
Speaker 1: Charlie, the hell you doing throwing the ball against the house.

602
00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:58,119
Speaker 1: Knock it off?

603
00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:02,040
Speaker 2: Well, Dad, you were never here from two to four

604
00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:02,680
Speaker 2: years old.

605
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:05,080
Speaker 1: You won't throw it to me, so I needed someone

606
00:27:05,119 --> 00:27:06,000
Speaker 1: to throw it back.

607
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:09,680
Speaker 2: Honey, I'm going on a work trip again this weekend. Yeah, right,

608
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:13,080
Speaker 2: you're banging Sally in sales over to you.

609
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:15,320
Speaker 1: So I told my wife. I said, man, they're going

610
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:19,200
Speaker 1: to play. I gotta sign up to be coach. Coach

611
00:27:19,359 --> 00:27:22,720
Speaker 1: and she goes, are you serious? She goes, we've never

612
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:25,720
Speaker 1: been in this league before? Said did I just stutter?

613
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:28,720
Speaker 1: She goes, you only played baseball? You haven't played baseball?

614
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:31,400
Speaker 1: And how many years? I said, well, if I'm forty two,

615
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:33,600
Speaker 1: I quit after my twelve year old season, so it's

616
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:34,480
Speaker 1: been thirty years.

617
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:37,040
Speaker 2: Hey, kid, you need some advice. I've been waiting for

618
00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:37,640
Speaker 2: this call.

619
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:40,840
Speaker 1: So my wife said, are you sure you don't want

620
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:42,399
Speaker 1: to let some other parent do it that probably has

621
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:47,959
Speaker 1: more baseball experience. Yeah a woman, dude, A woman, Yeah,

622
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:48,920
Speaker 1: a woman can coach.

623
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:50,840
Speaker 2: I don't care. Your wife was trying to get a

624
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:54,040
Speaker 2: woman as the coach. Was she I mean, isn't everything

625
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:54,760
Speaker 2: else changing?

626
00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:58,960
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I said, no, I think I'm

627
00:27:58,960 --> 00:27:59,840
Speaker 1: signed up for head coach.

628
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:02,440
Speaker 2: You want our kids to be a little bit.

629
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:08,960
Speaker 1: She said, Dude, I'm telling you, I hate to tell you,

630
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:13,600
Speaker 1: I had a woman t ball coach, Zue's Boggs and

631
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:16,720
Speaker 1: Tenus DeBie Tenyus. They were my head coach. You want

632
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:18,160
Speaker 1: a picture, I'll show you.

633
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:21,280
Speaker 2: That's a little bit progressive, Austin, because I'm telling you

634
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:25,480
Speaker 2: I didn't have a woman baseball, basketball, football coach in

635
00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:29,160
Speaker 2: the eighteen years of my life. And I hope that changes.

636
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:33,960
Speaker 2: Why doesn't your wife coach the kids? That would be awesome, Ray,

637
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:37,520
Speaker 2: I don't want the other dad's No, I don't think

638
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:39,800
Speaker 2: my wife was volunteering to coach.

639
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:41,480
Speaker 1: She was just saying I shouldn't coach.

640
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:44,440
Speaker 2: Honey. Practice got over. Now where are you with my kids?

641
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:47,640
Speaker 1: But I said, you know what, screw you, wife, I'm

642
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:50,560
Speaker 1: signing up anyway. I'm going to be the head coach.

643
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 2: Right, So what do you mean signed up? You signed

644
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:54,800
Speaker 2: up on a piece of paper like you email and

645
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:56,200
Speaker 2: the concept of signing.

646
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:04,840
Speaker 1: Email the league and you say, hey, I will be

647
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,160
Speaker 1: volunteer to be head.

648
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:12,920
Speaker 2: Coach volunteers tribute And I said, okay, great, did you

649
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:14,680
Speaker 2: get accepted because your lunch from the Bobby.

650
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:15,400
Speaker 1: They don't know that.

651
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:19,000
Speaker 2: Ray I went as Nico Jackson.

652
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:21,240
Speaker 1: And I sign up and dude, I don't know what

653
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:24,960
Speaker 1: the hell happened, but so I sign up, dude, and

654
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:28,320
Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, cool. They assigned me a team

655
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:30,360
Speaker 1: and I'm ready to go.

656
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:31,480
Speaker 2: Is it your own kids?

657
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:32,720
Speaker 1: My own kids are on the team.

658
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:33,560
Speaker 2: Is not guaranteed.

659
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:36,920
Speaker 1: Guaranteed unless my kids, you know, go behind my back

660
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:38,200
Speaker 1: and hit up the league and like, hey, can you

661
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:40,080
Speaker 1: put us on a different team. That would be weird.

662
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:44,960
Speaker 1: But anyway, I signed up. I'm ready to go.

663
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:47,240
Speaker 2: Dad, we want to be coached by a woman.

664
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:50,200
Speaker 1: But I don't have an assistant coach. They don't give

665
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:54,120
Speaker 1: me an assistant coach. So I email all the parents

666
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:56,000
Speaker 1: and I'm like, hey, who.

667
00:29:56,000 --> 00:30:02,080
Speaker 2: Has the hottest wife. I've been eat off an assist coach.

668
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:09,000
Speaker 2: Send pictures of your last faciation, no matter, ain't. I'd

669
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:11,920
Speaker 2: really like to get to know your family. And uh

670
00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:13,880
Speaker 2: uh bikinis preferable.

671
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:18,720
Speaker 1: No, I'm trying to pull up.

672
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:22,400
Speaker 2: Hey, John, I saw your picture you submitted for your kid.

673
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:24,920
Speaker 2: A little bit too much kids, not enough parents.

674
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:34,600
Speaker 1: I'm so confused on why my phone because I texted

675
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:35,640
Speaker 1: my old T ball coach.

676
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:39,200
Speaker 2: Hey, kid, I just got the message. I'm ready to

677
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:40,520
Speaker 2: coach more boys.

678
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:43,320
Speaker 1: I said, life is coming full circle as I signed

679
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:44,880
Speaker 1: my kid up for T ball, trying to put on

680
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:47,960
Speaker 1: my coaching shoes and try to inspire the kids like

681
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,640
Speaker 1: my amazing T ball coaches.

682
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:53,840
Speaker 2: Coach you text and tweet like doctor Seus's beautiful And

683
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:56,840
Speaker 2: she replied, No, it was a woman. How sexist of me?

684
00:30:57,080 --> 00:30:59,440
Speaker 1: I told you Sue's bogs and debutinus.

685
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:03,000
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. That was me programmed to think it was

686
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:03,360
Speaker 2: a man.

687
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:06,120
Speaker 1: And she replied and everything, and sent like a team picture.

688
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:07,600
Speaker 2: You need to relearn ray.

689
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:09,840
Speaker 1: But now it's gone. Why is the team picture gone?

690
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:10,920
Speaker 1: I was gonna pull it up.

691
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:12,800
Speaker 2: But I had deleted it in your pictures or it

692
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:17,560
Speaker 2: didn't fully download Wi Fi connection or iPhone deemed it

693
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:19,320
Speaker 2: pointless and deleted it for you.

694
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:23,240
Speaker 1: And so anyway, I email the team and I.

695
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:25,600
Speaker 2: Sent her team you can't read you're all three.

696
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:28,800
Speaker 1: I said, welcome to the expos. We are the exposed.

697
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:31,240
Speaker 1: I didn't pick it. You went with a Canadian team

698
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:35,560
Speaker 1: of all else right, I was assigned the expos sold.

699
00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:41,920
Speaker 1: You have sold and said, I, guys, we are calling

700
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:43,960
Speaker 1: ourselves Man's City.

701
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:48,640
Speaker 2: All the teams you could be. I went with an

702
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:51,160
Speaker 2: overseas name. No.

703
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:55,520
Speaker 1: I said, Hey, I know that it says I am

704
00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:57,760
Speaker 1: the head coach, but after going to the coaches meeting,

705
00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:01,720
Speaker 1: it seems like it's gonna be all hands on deck

706
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:04,640
Speaker 1: because there's coaches there that have coached little T ball

707
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:06,400
Speaker 1: last year and they said, oh, you need three to

708
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:09,200
Speaker 1: four parents to help out. All of them had assistant

709
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:11,640
Speaker 1: coaches there at the coaches meeting, I had nothing.

710
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:12,960
Speaker 2: A lot of cooks in the kitchen.

711
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:15,680
Speaker 1: Hey, but when you're you're dealing with four and five

712
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:17,560
Speaker 1: year olds, you need as many cooks as you can get.

713
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:18,600
Speaker 2: You all ready to cook?

714
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:21,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I said, so I look forward to work.

715
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:24,240
Speaker 1: You know, great season. Just let me know who would

716
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:26,280
Speaker 1: like to help out at practices and games.

717
00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:27,840
Speaker 2: Who wrote the email? You or your wife me?

718
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:30,000
Speaker 1: And then I sent it to her and she was like, oh,

719
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:31,440
Speaker 1: you might want to fix this. You might want to

720
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:36,080
Speaker 1: fix that, fix some grammatical errors, some commas, periods, whatever, spelling,

721
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:41,680
Speaker 1: and send it off Ray to the sore losers, email nope,

722
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:46,360
Speaker 1: nope to everybody on the team looking for volunteers to help.

723
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:51,040
Speaker 2: And that was when how I need.

724
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:54,600
Speaker 1: It a week and a half ago, and no replies.

725
00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:56,840
Speaker 2: Dude, that's why you got to go the route. Hey,

726
00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:58,480
Speaker 2: I really want to get to know the parents of

727
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:01,480
Speaker 2: the kids. Send me your last vacation photo, because that's

728
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:04,600
Speaker 2: gonna insure nobody, none of these parents. Maybe if they

729
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:07,320
Speaker 2: take an Aspen trip that sucks. Hopefully the family took

730
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 2: a South Padre beach, Panama City beach, Daytona beach. Can't

731
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:13,640
Speaker 2: be Miami. They don't do spring break anymore.

732
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:14,760
Speaker 1: No, they still haven't.

733
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:14,960
Speaker 2: Dude.

734
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:16,520
Speaker 1: I saw people down there on the beach fighting.

735
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:20,320
Speaker 2: Hopefully they went to a tropical place, and you get

736
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:22,880
Speaker 2: the Kini picks. That's how you pick your coaches.

737
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:28,720
Speaker 1: No, no, Ray, No one replied, So no one is

738
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:30,000
Speaker 1: interested in helping coach.

739
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:31,320
Speaker 2: There's your answer.

740
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:32,760
Speaker 1: So I'm by myself.

741
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:35,320
Speaker 2: I mean, dude, what do you want? People are over

742
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:37,800
Speaker 2: work at their job. They work too many hours, they

743
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:40,680
Speaker 2: don't sleep enough. They just lost an hour this past weekend.

744
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:43,080
Speaker 2: They don't often want to help. They said, you know what,

745
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:45,160
Speaker 2: that guy he's on the radio, he can handle it.

746
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,240
Speaker 2: That's honestly what they said.

747
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:50,959
Speaker 1: So Ray, this weekend we had a meetup. I went

748
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,200
Speaker 1: at the playground just sort of say hide everybody. It's

749
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:56,240
Speaker 1: been raining. It was freezing cold. Everybody stayed for about

750
00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:57,560
Speaker 1: twenty minutes and everybody split.

751
00:33:57,760 --> 00:33:59,920
Speaker 2: I told the kids, I'll meet you on the monkey bar.

752
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:05,400
Speaker 1: Tonight is the first practice.

753
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:07,960
Speaker 2: Ray, I'll see you guys on the teeter Todder.

754
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:11,880
Speaker 1: I have no idea how to run a t ball practice.

755
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:12,480
Speaker 2: I'm coming.

756
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:16,920
Speaker 1: I have no idea what I'm supposed to do. How

757
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:20,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna handle ten four and five year olds all

758
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:24,040
Speaker 1: by myself. As these parents have said, obviously they are

759
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:25,520
Speaker 1: not interested in helping volunteer.

760
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:28,360
Speaker 2: It sounds like you have trouble with your own three kids.

761
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:31,160
Speaker 2: That's times about four on this one. If it's just you,

762
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:31,840
Speaker 2: you're in trouble.

763
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:35,320
Speaker 1: Yeah. So I'm going in tonight we have five thirty

764
00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:37,600
Speaker 1: pm practice and I don't even know what to do.

765
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:41,000
Speaker 1: Our first game is this coming Saturday, and I have

766
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:44,440
Speaker 1: to teach these kids the rules of baseball.

767
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,400
Speaker 2: Stops in one hour you're not teaching them the fifteen

768
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:50,880
Speaker 2: second stop clock. You're teaching them their parent. Hopefully Jim

769
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:55,359
Speaker 2: and John and Jerry and Gary and Suzanne. Oh yes,

770
00:34:55,480 --> 00:35:01,239
Speaker 2: SU's basins program to only name the male man. Hopefully

771
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:04,800
Speaker 2: they've taught the kids something. You're not starting at square one.

772
00:35:05,239 --> 00:35:07,640
Speaker 1: I think, I am. Oh, none of these kids have

773
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:11,040
Speaker 1: played baseball before. I did get I forgot. I did

774
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:15,000
Speaker 1: get one reply to the email I forgot. Came in

775
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:15,960
Speaker 1: on Friday night.

776
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:20,600
Speaker 2: Hey man, big fan of the show. Thanks for the email. No,

777
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:24,080
Speaker 2: it said, oh, let me get the email sound effect

778
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:24,560
Speaker 2: had to.

779
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:27,239
Speaker 1: Reading your email. We decided to sign Charles Upper coach pitch.

780
00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:28,480
Speaker 1: He won't be on your team anymore.

781
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,760
Speaker 2: So you lost him before even in practice.

782
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:33,160
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, obviously I didn't like my coaching style or

783
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:34,920
Speaker 1: they didn't feel like I was cut out for it.

784
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:38,800
Speaker 1: Which here we go. We're about to find out practice

785
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:39,960
Speaker 1: one tonight. No idea?

786
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,000
Speaker 2: What to do? What email? Did you send it from

787
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:43,920
Speaker 2: your Gmail or hotmail?

788
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:45,920
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no no.

789
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:47,600
Speaker 2: Why wouldn't you put it in their face with some

790
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:48,800
Speaker 2: iHeart email?

791
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:51,520
Speaker 1: No no, no, I I do hotmail because I don't ever

792
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:53,080
Speaker 1: check it. And I get a bunch of junk and

793
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:54,960
Speaker 1: I don't want them add me to list and all that.

794
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:56,920
Speaker 2: And if we ever got to send a big boy email,

795
00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:59,520
Speaker 2: I go baser, let me send it from the iHeartMedia

796
00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:00,640
Speaker 2: email smart.

797
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:04,879
Speaker 1: But yeah, so hey, the Expos, we will be folding.

798
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:12,840
Speaker 2: Along all season. Contreal, Let's go Andres Galarraga the Expos.

799
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:14,880
Speaker 2: Let's go pick a team that got his stinked. What

800
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:17,080
Speaker 2: what if you were a football coach, You're gonna pick

801
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:23,520
Speaker 2: the Redskins. The Expos was politically incorrect and that's why

802
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:25,840
Speaker 2: they got canceled or was it the economy?

803
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:27,759
Speaker 1: The economy that one was going to the game, so

804
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:30,800
Speaker 1: they moved him to d C. They're no longer in existence.

805
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:34,760
Speaker 1: Every team in the league this season are former teams.

806
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:37,360
Speaker 1: Really yeah, they went with except a couple, like the

807
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:38,400
Speaker 1: Yankees are in the league.

808
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:39,240
Speaker 2: That's a dope one.

809
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:43,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and that's because the league president he is

810
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:45,840
Speaker 1: a Yankees fan and he wants his kids team to

811
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:47,240
Speaker 1: be the Yankees, so he picked Yankees.

812
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:49,239
Speaker 2: Will you do us a favor, though, and print out

813
00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:50,520
Speaker 2: a schedule and put it in the room so we

814
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:51,920
Speaker 2: can keep up to date your record?

815
00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:57,879
Speaker 1: Oh absolutely, I'm kidding. Damn good.

816
00:36:57,920 --> 00:36:59,839
Speaker 2: You gotta tell us about this practice. So I would

817
00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:04,280
Speaker 2: have imagine some parents, crazy day at work, work days

818
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:06,120
Speaker 2: of work, they didn't have time to email. They're just

819
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:09,120
Speaker 2: gonna show up. Maybe they're the type they show up

820
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:11,640
Speaker 2: at show out. They're not emailing. No, maybe they will.

821
00:37:11,719 --> 00:37:13,120
Speaker 2: But we had the meet up, dude, and I met

822
00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:15,120
Speaker 2: some of the parents. Not one of them was like, oh, hey,

823
00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:17,600
Speaker 2: by about that email. I'd love to help you. Oh, no,

824
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:20,240
Speaker 2: one I glossed over the meetup. What happened at the meetup?

825
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:22,160
Speaker 1: We just went to the playground, so everybody kind of

826
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:24,839
Speaker 1: meet each other before we start practicing, because we were

827
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:26,239
Speaker 1: gonna try to have a practice, but it had been

828
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:27,920
Speaker 1: raining and it was muddy, so we were just like, hey,

829
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:29,880
Speaker 1: we'll just go to the playground. And we went to

830
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:32,400
Speaker 1: the playground. Are we meeting any of them? And we

831
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:34,520
Speaker 1: met a bunch of them. We met like six of them,

832
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:36,320
Speaker 1: but not one of them was like, oh, you know,

833
00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:39,040
Speaker 1: I would love to help you at practice. Everybody's like, oh, hey,

834
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:41,440
Speaker 1: nice to meet you, Nice meet you, blah blah.

835
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:43,439
Speaker 2: I'm not even worried about the practicing. Are they cool?

836
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:45,319
Speaker 1: A couple of them seemed cool.

837
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:46,120
Speaker 2: Drink with them?

838
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:48,240
Speaker 1: No, No, I was just meet up at the playground

839
00:37:48,239 --> 00:37:48,799
Speaker 1: at eleven am.

840
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:51,000
Speaker 2: No, but I mean, could we drink with them?

841
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:53,880
Speaker 1: I think a couple of them. One of them I

842
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:55,759
Speaker 1: know is the neighbor, so I know him. He's good.

843
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:58,279
Speaker 1: He drinks all the time. Oh, he parties. He went

844
00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:00,440
Speaker 1: to Auburn and he has a big old bus that

845
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:03,480
Speaker 1: he goes to tailgates at Auburn football. Like all the

846
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:05,640
Speaker 1: big shows of broadcast live from there.

847
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:08,759
Speaker 2: You ever got invited? I have ray turning.

848
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:09,799
Speaker 1: Down, but I haven't been yet.

849
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:12,560
Speaker 2: I chose home depot building a bird feeder instead.

850
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:22,200
Speaker 1: More doers get more done now now that we are

851
00:38:22,239 --> 00:38:23,960
Speaker 1: done with t ball talk, because I mean, do you

852
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:26,000
Speaker 1: do I just teach him how to hit tonight? Do

853
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:27,480
Speaker 1: I teach him to run the bases? What do I

854
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:28,120
Speaker 1: do for an hour?

855
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:30,800
Speaker 2: You ain't listening to me. It's all basic shit, dude.

856
00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:33,479
Speaker 2: Oh really, it's that easy running the bases. Yeah, let's

857
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:35,160
Speaker 2: cover that. But I will tell.

858
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:37,520
Speaker 1: You said they don't know which way to run.

859
00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:39,600
Speaker 2: I know, but my dad did say they had a

860
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:43,279
Speaker 2: sprinter in the Olympics race the baseball player, and the

861
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:46,840
Speaker 2: baseball player won because he knew how to round the bases.

862
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:51,719
Speaker 2: So it's all about angles, and the sprinter didn't physically

863
00:38:51,719 --> 00:38:55,279
Speaker 2: and geometrically speaking, round the bases properly. You save so

864
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:58,200
Speaker 2: much time by rounding. Make sure the kids round the bases.

865
00:38:58,320 --> 00:38:59,160
Speaker 2: They don't run two.

866
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:01,879
Speaker 1: Hold on, we'reing T ball. We're running straight to the base.

867
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,640
Speaker 1: We don't care. We're not trying to round right. When

868
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:06,640
Speaker 1: you get older, you'll teach them how to round. At

869
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:08,040
Speaker 1: this point, I'm just trying to get him to run

870
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:09,680
Speaker 1: to the base the right base.

871
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:13,120
Speaker 2: What did should consist of? Let's be real. You're just

872
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:15,840
Speaker 2: sitting there at the T ball with the stick and

873
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:20,080
Speaker 2: the bat and the T ball holder jacket it dude,

874
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:23,319
Speaker 2: you don't these kids are gonna I mean, you're there,

875
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:27,680
Speaker 2: you're just yeah, but you have twelve fielders. You're just

876
00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:32,319
Speaker 2: sitting there hitting off the tea. Dude, Just start ripping them. Dude,

877
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:34,479
Speaker 2: you got your own personal batting practice, and they're getting

878
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:38,000
Speaker 2: the balls for you. They don't even get that.

879
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:39,879
Speaker 1: That's how I teach them to field. Dude. Hey guys,

880
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:43,120
Speaker 1: here we go, Sammy Boom coming at you.

881
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:44,920
Speaker 2: You're hitting diggers and shit.

882
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:50,240
Speaker 1: I gotta go buy plastic bases. I don't have bases,

883
00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:52,759
Speaker 1: so you have to provide all this stuff. Well, no,

884
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:56,319
Speaker 1: usually we're supposed to practice at the field, but our

885
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:58,759
Speaker 1: practices are supposed to be on Sunday, but it's been

886
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:01,000
Speaker 1: raining and it was muddy, so the field was closed.

887
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:03,879
Speaker 2: Don't even dude, think no, no further. But I did

888
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:05,800
Speaker 2: a place on the west side a park that I

889
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:07,520
Speaker 2: would go to. It might be enough space for you.

890
00:40:07,719 --> 00:40:09,600
Speaker 2: The only downside is if you hit it to the

891
00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:12,440
Speaker 2: left field side, if it rolls a little bit underneath

892
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:16,080
Speaker 2: the there's the pedestrian bridge. There's a couple homeless people

893
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:16,480
Speaker 2: under there.

894
00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:20,400
Speaker 1: Oh, and they're gonna grab it and be like, oh,

895
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:21,799
Speaker 1: we got a foul ball, we get a free coke

896
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:22,840
Speaker 1: at the concession stand.

897
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:23,560
Speaker 2: No, I'll learn that.

898
00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:25,279
Speaker 1: With my young we're like, hey, no, dude, we're it's

899
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:26,879
Speaker 1: just practice, man, you gotta get that back.

900
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:30,080
Speaker 2: That was his My younger nephew went under that little

901
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:32,959
Speaker 2: pedestrian bridge there. There were trash cans that smelled pretty bad,

902
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:35,479
Speaker 2: and I told him, anytime it goes to the left field,

903
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:36,680
Speaker 2: I will get it from now on.

904
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:40,160
Speaker 1: But yeah, do you need a field though, Yeah, Well,

905
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:41,520
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna play in some grass man.

906
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:43,160
Speaker 2: Dude. You know, coach used to hit it here in

907
00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:49,360
Speaker 2: the alley. Remember, Yeah, the show was here before Coach

908
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:51,600
Speaker 2: the originator of coach Dude. He would hit in the

909
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:53,160
Speaker 2: alley and if you hit a home run, it would

910
00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:55,759
Speaker 2: be on the second deck of the parking Gross. That's

911
00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:58,400
Speaker 2: where you can bring the kids and then they do

912
00:40:58,440 --> 00:40:58,879
Speaker 2: their show.

913
00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:01,239
Speaker 1: That's what we should do, bring our Oh dude, you

914
00:41:01,239 --> 00:41:03,960
Speaker 1: should broadcast live from the game. You should come and

915
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:04,600
Speaker 1: call the game.

916
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:06,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, and YouTube a bunch of kids and get sued

917
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:09,839
Speaker 2: and slandered and libeled the next day.

918
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:11,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, let's not do that. We'll take a break

919
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:16,759
Speaker 1: back a defamation. Well how about that?

920
00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:17,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, how bad?

921
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:23,000
Speaker 1: Baker Mayfield to the Bucks for stays there three years,

922
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:25,160
Speaker 1: one hundred million, but really it's just one year deal.

923
00:41:25,239 --> 00:41:30,040
Speaker 1: One year deal. Then Russell Wilson, no more Broncos Country,

924
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:34,200
Speaker 1: Let's ride. Ooh yep, Broncos Country, let's run.

925
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:35,200
Speaker 2: They have not ridden.

926
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:39,120
Speaker 1: No, he's steal nation. But this is worrying me because

927
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:41,560
Speaker 1: now there is nowhere for us to trade justin fields

928
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:44,200
Speaker 1: like nobody wants justin fields.

929
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:46,160
Speaker 2: Mac Jones is what if we already said you can

930
00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:49,480
Speaker 2: trade anybody to anybody, to anybody to anybody. No, no Titans

931
00:41:49,719 --> 00:41:52,239
Speaker 2: Why could Why could Fields not go to Titans.

932
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:54,480
Speaker 1: Because they are gonna give Will Levis his shot to

933
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:55,680
Speaker 1: be the franchise quarterback.

934
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:57,919
Speaker 2: So that's one team he can't go to any other team,

935
00:41:57,960 --> 00:41:59,040
Speaker 2: the Pittsburgh Steelers.

936
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:01,160
Speaker 1: Steelers, he can't go to the Chiefs. Why not the

937
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:03,160
Speaker 1: Lions because they have Jared Goff.

938
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:05,040
Speaker 2: Right, Why couldn't they golf something gonna be here for

939
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:06,600
Speaker 2: a couple more years and they have him in the backround.

940
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:07,800
Speaker 1: No chance.

941
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:11,520
Speaker 2: I think I'm saying it is my contention that a

942
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:14,680
Speaker 2: player can go to basically any team. These experts and

943
00:42:14,719 --> 00:42:18,920
Speaker 2: pundits just say a whole bunch of shit, and it can.

944
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:21,840
Speaker 2: Derrick Henry's gonna go to the Dolphins, the most stacked

945
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:24,480
Speaker 2: running back team in the country. Dereck Henry will go there.

946
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:26,680
Speaker 1: I understand what you're saying. What I meant is they

947
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:28,480
Speaker 1: were talking we could get a second round pick for

948
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:30,320
Speaker 1: him because there was gonna be a bidding war that

949
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:32,359
Speaker 1: a bunch of teams were gonna want him. Well if

950
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:34,319
Speaker 1: all the because the Patriots have the third overall picks,

951
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:36,880
Speaker 1: so they're picking a quarterback because they traded Mac Jones,

952
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:38,440
Speaker 1: so they don't want Justin Fields.

953
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:40,480
Speaker 2: Oh, they're gonna get Drake may Or, they're.

954
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:44,440
Speaker 1: Gonna get Jaydon Daniels, and then the Bears are the

955
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:46,200
Speaker 1: The Steelers were supposed to be another team. Oh wait,

956
00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:48,919
Speaker 1: they got Russe Wilson, so he's not going there. Where

957
00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:51,160
Speaker 1: the hell is he gonna go? The Falcons are reportedly

958
00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:54,239
Speaker 1: gonna get Kirk Cousins. Where is Justin Field's gonna go

959
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:56,120
Speaker 1: for a second round pick? Now we're gonna have to

960
00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:58,759
Speaker 1: trade him like the Patriots did and get a sixth.

961
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:02,040
Speaker 2: Round pick for him. Good God, So that hurt you? Yeah,

962
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:05,000
Speaker 2: it hurts the Bears very much. So I didn't even

963
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:07,719
Speaker 2: realize that when I saw it depressing. I saw it

964
00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:10,760
Speaker 2: this morning. It's It's good, dude. Trading is always fun.

965
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:13,839
Speaker 1: Hey, and I love it. The Steelers before they had

966
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:16,239
Speaker 1: Russell Wilson, they were fifty to one to win the

967
00:43:16,239 --> 00:43:21,799
Speaker 1: Super Bowl. Now that they have Russell Wilson fifty to one,

968
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:28,560
Speaker 1: it didn't affect it at all none, dude, Oh Hawkes,

969
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:33,680
Speaker 1: actually in studio, dot oh man, look at all these pundits.

970
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:35,360
Speaker 2: You can't even spit enough of them on the streame.

971
00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:37,160
Speaker 1: Are they about to show highlights? Here we go? Here

972
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:41,400
Speaker 1: comes the fight. The USC or South Carolina versus LSU.

973
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:42,000
Speaker 1: Did you watch it?

974
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:43,160
Speaker 2: Yes, but that's a rerun.

975
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:44,719
Speaker 1: No, I said, they're about to show the fight.

976
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:46,879
Speaker 2: The fight was at the very end of the game.

977
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:49,240
Speaker 1: Oh, I thought they were just showing highlights.

978
00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:50,480
Speaker 2: Now the repooting games.

979
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:53,120
Speaker 1: What a fight? It was cool. Yeah, But what I

980
00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:55,239
Speaker 1: don't understand is what was the brother doing jumping out

981
00:43:55,239 --> 00:43:55,760
Speaker 1: of the stands.

982
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:57,239
Speaker 2: I thought he was a security guard.

983
00:43:57,280 --> 00:43:58,120
Speaker 1: No, no, he was the brother.

984
00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:00,320
Speaker 2: So he got suspended. Everybody that was on the bench

985
00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:00,960
Speaker 2: got kicked out.

986
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:04,440
Speaker 1: No, no, he jumped into the he jumped over the scores table, Like,

987
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:06,759
Speaker 1: what's he about? Is he about to start a whooping girls?

988
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:10,560
Speaker 2: Ass? Was he holding people back? No? I heard him

989
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:12,320
Speaker 2: say that and thought that he Oh, he must be

990
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:15,000
Speaker 2: the security guy. So he just jumped over in street clothes.

991
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:19,719
Speaker 1: Yes, and the cops immediately grab him because he's a

992
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:21,719
Speaker 1: fan getting on the court, and I guess he his

993
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:24,880
Speaker 1: sister plays for LSU. So what was he about to do?

994
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:25,120
Speaker 2: Like?

995
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:26,959
Speaker 1: Are you wanna fight her? Or you're gonna fight me too?

996
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:31,640
Speaker 1: I I love the women empowerment, dude.

997
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:36,000
Speaker 2: Women's college basketball when we were forever was irrelevant and

998
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:39,680
Speaker 2: nobody cared. I'm interested in Angel Reese, LSU. South Carolina

999
00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:43,080
Speaker 2: hasn't lost since the Clinton administration and Clark that's it.

1000
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:46,879
Speaker 1: But that that's watchable. I mean the fact that they fought, dude.

1001
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:50,359
Speaker 1: But but I'm telling you that's actual, that's watchable. Yeah.

1002
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:55,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I love that they actually fight to one girl,

1003
00:44:55,239 --> 00:44:59,279
Speaker 2: the tall girl just absolutely dude. There was other girl

1004
00:44:59,360 --> 00:44:59,880
Speaker 2: kind of flopped.

1005
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:02,640
Speaker 1: No, no, no, she level she leveled her.

1006
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:03,040
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1007
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:04,960
Speaker 1: Like it was like this girl kind of pushed. This

1008
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:08,120
Speaker 1: guy throws an elbow and then girl from South Carolina

1009
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:12,480
Speaker 1: just came in boom just and then the girl from LSU. Uh,

1010
00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:15,520
Speaker 1: she comes running off the bitch like you want some

1011
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:18,200
Speaker 1: I was like, damn, these people are down, but there's

1012
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:19,320
Speaker 1: really no punch is thrown.

1013
00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:21,160
Speaker 2: And then look at Angel Reese. You see how she

1014
00:45:21,239 --> 00:45:23,640
Speaker 2: has okay, you see her left leg? Yeah, how it's

1015
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:25,680
Speaker 2: uh what is it? Purple pantyhose?

1016
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:28,560
Speaker 1: Yeah? Like I don't it's like a sleeve for the leg.

1017
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:30,279
Speaker 1: Oh that girl has them on her leg, right, they

1018
00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:30,560
Speaker 1: all have.

1019
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:32,440
Speaker 2: Why do they do that? But what I'm asking you,

1020
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:34,160
Speaker 2: do they just cut the other one or their actual

1021
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:35,960
Speaker 2: companies now they do one panty hose.

1022
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:38,840
Speaker 1: I think it's just one. I think it's like a

1023
00:45:40,239 --> 00:45:42,040
Speaker 1: like how they do it on the arm, the sleeve,

1024
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:43,680
Speaker 1: how they have individuals. I think they have them for

1025
00:45:43,719 --> 00:45:44,960
Speaker 1: the legs and what I'm saying.

1026
00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:46,600
Speaker 2: It almost goes up so high it looks like a

1027
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:47,280
Speaker 2: panty hose.

1028
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:50,360
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and what does the but what does it do?

1029
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:53,160
Speaker 2: It's just for looks, dude. So you have your swag?

1030
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:54,959
Speaker 2: Oh is that what it is on the golf course?

1031
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:56,640
Speaker 2: Why do you wear a glove swag? No?

1032
00:45:56,760 --> 00:45:57,800
Speaker 1: So you don't get blisters?

1033
00:45:57,800 --> 00:45:59,840
Speaker 2: Man, I mean does it really help? Probably not? And

1034
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:04,319
Speaker 2: what is this rerun? Is this Tiger twenty years ago? Oh?

1035
00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:06,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is Tiger from thirty years ago?

1036
00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:10,920
Speaker 2: What channel is randomly playing that? CBS Sports Woods minus

1037
00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:12,640
Speaker 2: twelve guys? I mean it is so old you can

1038
00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:13,640
Speaker 2: barely read the writing.

1039
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:18,800
Speaker 1: His pets are so bag wowtyh, that's the girl? And

1040
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:21,560
Speaker 1: so are they suspended for the NCAA tournament because but

1041
00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:24,600
Speaker 1: South Carolina doesn't need him. They don't lose, they haven't lost.

1042
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:27,680
Speaker 2: Hey. I was telling some other people, we're trying. We're

1043
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:30,000
Speaker 2: going all us some other people. I was telling my wife,

1044
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:31,640
Speaker 2: you and me are going to try to make a run.

1045
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:32,919
Speaker 2: And it says see tournament.

1046
00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:34,360
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, I think we're gonna try to go. What

1047
00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:35,799
Speaker 1: days it's though, I don't even know what it is.

1048
00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:39,960
Speaker 1: Justin's down on Friday. You sure because I texted him

1049
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:41,960
Speaker 1: and asked him why he wasn't at Gar's grand opening,

1050
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:43,880
Speaker 1: and he said, got to work early in the morning.

1051
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:45,360
Speaker 2: He was the only person that had to work on

1052
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:46,160
Speaker 2: Wednesday morning.

1053
00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:48,399
Speaker 1: And I said, hey, man, guard just asked where you were.

1054
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:51,680
Speaker 1: He was like, did he really ask me? He was

1055
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:53,799
Speaker 1: damn it. I knew I should have gone. I'm like,

1056
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:55,960
Speaker 1: you idiot, he didn't really ask about you. He doesn't care.

1057
00:46:57,320 --> 00:46:58,960
Speaker 2: His sister was in town. He's trying to get us

1058
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,160
Speaker 2: to hang out. It's tough, dude. He's on the West side,

1059
00:47:01,239 --> 00:47:01,799
Speaker 2: run the Urse.

1060
00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:03,960
Speaker 1: Side, and dude, that friendship is freight well.

1061
00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:07,120
Speaker 2: I mean it showed its true colors this weekend because

1062
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:09,400
Speaker 2: we go, hey, dude, we're going to this Union Post place.

1063
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:11,799
Speaker 2: I mean, it was a fifty minute uber for him

1064
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:13,719
Speaker 2: and then it fell apart. We didn't hang out.

1065
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:16,879
Speaker 1: I told you, I said, once you moved like, how

1066
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:18,520
Speaker 1: close does Ruiz live to you?

1067
00:47:19,719 --> 00:47:23,719
Speaker 2: She's still a decent amount. I mean, Reeze ain't far

1068
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:24,680
Speaker 2: from the skyline.

1069
00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:26,719
Speaker 1: Oh, because I thought she moved like way north, like

1070
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:27,000
Speaker 1: you did.

1071
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:28,279
Speaker 2: No no, uh.

1072
00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:31,520
Speaker 1: And then also, I'd like to apologize to a zipline guy.

1073
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:38,000
Speaker 1: Uh met him at the grand opening and said hello

1074
00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:40,200
Speaker 1: and talked to him and he goes around he builds

1075
00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:46,719
Speaker 1: ziplines well opening. When grand opening at the bar and

1076
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:48,600
Speaker 1: we're talking, We're like, how did you get in here?

1077
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:52,279
Speaker 1: And he said, my sister works for the show. And

1078
00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:53,799
Speaker 1: he pointed to his sister.

1079
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:59,360
Speaker 2: And he, ah, this story. I didn't know what you

1080
00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:06,040
Speaker 2: were going with there. This is lunchbox guys. Sometimes it

1081
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:08,200
Speaker 2: pays to be a big mouth. Sometimes you look like

1082
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:09,719
Speaker 2: the biggest dumb ass in the bar.

1083
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:13,359
Speaker 1: And so there's another girl standing there, and I heard

1084
00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:16,480
Speaker 1: the whole thing, and so I picked up on context

1085
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:18,759
Speaker 1: clues because the dude had a wedding ring on. The

1086
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:22,000
Speaker 1: one girl was his sister, So the other girl has

1087
00:48:22,120 --> 00:48:25,440
Speaker 1: to I mean, has to be his wife, right, So

1088
00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:32,480
Speaker 1: I said, oh, is that your wife? He lets at

1089
00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:39,319
Speaker 1: me and goes, Nope, that's my other sister. I tried

1090
00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:41,320
Speaker 1: to mark him down for banging his sister.

1091
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:43,440
Speaker 2: And I was like, yeah, lunch And then that woman

1092
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:46,719
Speaker 2: there that's older, that's obviously his mom. That's uh, that's

1093
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:52,000
Speaker 2: his uncle. Unch, Like, lunch messed it all up. He goes, okay, hey,

1094
00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:54,279
Speaker 2: so who's that? Is that your wife? No, man, that's

1095
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:57,359
Speaker 2: my sister. Oh what about that over there? Is that

1096
00:48:57,440 --> 00:49:02,759
Speaker 2: your brother? No, dude, that's uh, that's the tender Like,

1097
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:05,200
Speaker 2: just because these people were standing next to him didn't

1098
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:07,200
Speaker 2: mean he was related to him, and doesn't mean you

1099
00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:09,560
Speaker 2: needed to guess the relations that he had to people.

1100
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:11,759
Speaker 1: And that's what right told me afterwards. He goes, that

1101
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:16,040
Speaker 1: is why you never try to guess connections. You just say, hey,

1102
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:18,200
Speaker 1: nice to meet you. If they introduce you to those people,

1103
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:20,719
Speaker 1: then you do it. My bad.

1104
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:23,560
Speaker 2: Well, it's that awkward moment for one second what people

1105
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:24,879
Speaker 2: do to me and my sister all the time. Oh

1106
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:26,839
Speaker 2: are you guys married? No, it's my sister, because then

1107
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:29,440
Speaker 2: for that one second it's like you're romantically involved, and

1108
00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:32,440
Speaker 2: then he has to say, ugh, no, man, that's my sister.

1109
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:35,240
Speaker 1: I was like, good.

1110
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:38,360
Speaker 2: Job, dumbass, Why don't you just roll with high, Nice

1111
00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:43,920
Speaker 2: to meet you. Oh, hey, is that your wife you're banging? No,

1112
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:47,160
Speaker 2: that's my sister. Man, Hey, good job, lunch. Really necessary

1113
00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:50,680
Speaker 2: to go on a limb there, he said. It's so loud, dude.

1114
00:49:50,719 --> 00:49:53,760
Speaker 2: Everybody looks over. It's like, no, it's my sister, dude.

1115
00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:58,840
Speaker 2: Oh is that the woman you're romantically hooking up with

1116
00:49:58,960 --> 00:49:59,279
Speaker 2: at night?

1117
00:49:59,760 --> 00:49:59,920
Speaker 1: No?

1118
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:01,200
Speaker 2: Oh, it's my sister.

1119
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:13,800
Speaker 1: Is that the one you see naked every day?

1120
00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:15,960
Speaker 2: I'm glad. I was sober that night too, so I

1121
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:17,960
Speaker 2: heard the whole thing. I just started dying laughing.

1122
00:50:18,239 --> 00:50:21,400
Speaker 1: Zipline, guy, My bad, dude. I apologize fan of the

1123
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:23,080
Speaker 1: party though, Yeah, thanks for listening, man.

1124
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:26,239
Speaker 2: Tony Pollard signing three year deal.

1125
00:50:26,640 --> 00:50:27,920
Speaker 1: Uh oh with who Titans?

1126
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:32,160
Speaker 2: Wow? Wait, so what about Henry Oh.

1127
00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:36,279
Speaker 1: He's gone and the Bear's got DeAndre Swift. I don't

1128
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:38,560
Speaker 1: understand why people hate him so much. He's so good.

1129
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:42,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, he had a good year. I mean, is that official?

1130
00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:44,080
Speaker 2: Can we still turn that down? No?

1131
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:45,600
Speaker 1: That's official, man, right, But can the.

1132
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:47,920
Speaker 2: Fans turn it down if we create an uprising?

1133
00:50:48,360 --> 00:50:50,759
Speaker 1: Probably that's that's college where you can say, oh, I

1134
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:52,840
Speaker 1: don't want that coach. But then bad news for the

1135
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:57,359
Speaker 1: Yankees fans, dude, Yankees as Garrett Cole will have an

1136
00:50:57,480 --> 00:51:01,200
Speaker 1: MRI on his right elbow, Aaron Boone told reporters today.

1137
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:03,399
Speaker 1: Cole is coming off winning the American League Cy Young

1138
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:06,840
Speaker 1: Award and has difficulty has had difficulty bouncing back between

1139
00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:09,840
Speaker 1: spring training starts. That's from Jeff Passing.

1140
00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:13,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, Aaron Boone has a good on steroids with Seattle

1141
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:15,239
Speaker 2: and you got fifty home runs. Look it up. I'll

1142
00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:16,000
Speaker 2: hang up and listen.

1143
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:20,640
Speaker 1: That was Brett Boone, his brother, same difference. Damn. All right,

1144
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:22,759
Speaker 1: have a good Monday, guys. I'm still trying to get

1145
00:51:22,760 --> 00:51:25,120
Speaker 1: to my seat. It's gonna walk around the whole freaking stadium.

1146
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:27,680
Speaker 2: And I referenced it many times as show my neighbors.

1147
00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:31,560
Speaker 2: We took the one neighbor to Mexican on Friday, met her.

1148
00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:34,120
Speaker 2: She wanted me to meet her husband. They're big baseball fans.

1149
00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:35,879
Speaker 2: They've been to twenty eight to the thirty Major League

1150
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:39,280
Speaker 2: Baseball stadiums, and they invited us over to UFC.

1151
00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:41,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, did you watch it?

1152
00:51:41,239 --> 00:51:45,359
Speaker 2: Well? I bet the fights and I worked all day,

1153
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:49,400
Speaker 2: had two drinks and drank one of those blood thinners

1154
00:51:49,520 --> 00:51:52,960
Speaker 2: it's supposed to make your bac not as much. I

1155
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:55,640
Speaker 2: got sick as a dog man, went to bed at

1156
00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:59,960
Speaker 2: seven pm. But I ditched out on the UFC fight

1157
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:02,439
Speaker 2: night at the neighbor's house. Dang, dude, I watched the fight.

1158
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:03,960
Speaker 2: I did watch the fights. O'Malley.

1159
00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:05,920
Speaker 1: He killed him, killed him.

1160
00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:08,960
Speaker 2: Then BDD was supposed to win and he lost.

1161
00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:12,280
Speaker 1: BDD. Yeah, tell me the name.

1162
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:18,279
Speaker 2: BBD big? I said that was his nickname bj D

1163
00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:20,360
Speaker 2: or something, big j D.

1164
00:52:21,719 --> 00:52:22,800
Speaker 1: Who do you lose to Poitier?

1165
00:52:23,239 --> 00:52:23,479
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1166
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:24,640
Speaker 1: Oh Poorier? Knock him out?

1167
00:52:24,719 --> 00:52:24,879
Speaker 2: Dude?

1168
00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:27,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was awesome. It was good.

1169
00:52:27,239 --> 00:52:29,960
Speaker 2: Oh there we go. Yeah. Yeah, Oh mcfee's talking.

1170
00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:32,080
Speaker 1: Oh mane did he He hit him with a knee

1171
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:33,760
Speaker 1: right in the chin. I don't know how he didn't die.

1172
00:52:33,920 --> 00:52:35,040
Speaker 2: That sound you could hear it.

1173
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:36,520
Speaker 1: Oh, it was awesome.

1174
00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:39,719
Speaker 2: He punches landed per round. Did you see it? He

1175
00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:42,879
Speaker 2: had about forty around O'Malley. The other guy got about ten. Yeah.

1176
00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:44,319
Speaker 1: The other guy didn't even do anything in the first

1177
00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:46,560
Speaker 1: cover rounds. He just got a chilled. Then when he

1178
00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:48,000
Speaker 1: started swinging though, he started hurting.

1179
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:49,880
Speaker 2: O'Malley. Did you watch O'Malley?

1180
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:50,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, I watched the whole thing.

1181
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:52,759
Speaker 2: What time did he go down? Because I was I

1182
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:53,600
Speaker 2: was over.

1183
00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:58,200
Speaker 1: About twelve ten, twelve fifteen, so really one fifteen because

1184
00:52:58,239 --> 00:52:59,799
Speaker 1: the time changed. It was really late, but.

1185
00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:01,760
Speaker 2: Had to stay up an extra five hours.

1186
00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:04,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, that'd have been rough.

1187
00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:08,160
Speaker 2: But yeah, but woke up and found out that we

1188
00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:09,720
Speaker 2: ditched out on the UFC plans.

1189
00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:12,560
Speaker 1: Sorry about that, man, and I guess.

1190
00:53:12,640 --> 00:53:16,640
Speaker 2: Then the wife told Bazer husband was really depressed, let down.

1191
00:53:17,560 --> 00:53:19,680
Speaker 2: So I'm like, didn't even You gotta make it up

1192
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:21,040
Speaker 2: to him, But I don't even. I've never met him

1193
00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:21,919
Speaker 2: and I already let him down.

1194
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:23,840
Speaker 1: Yep. It's not a good start for the relationship.

1195
00:53:23,840 --> 00:53:26,520
Speaker 2: Apparently they got a sixty thousand dollars sound system in

1196
00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:28,040
Speaker 2: theater styles chairs.

1197
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:30,759
Speaker 1: Wow, I know, So what did you miss it for?

1198
00:53:31,239 --> 00:53:33,160
Speaker 1: I took where are you living? Rich? Rich?

1199
00:53:33,239 --> 00:53:35,839
Speaker 2: I took a blood thinner and it made me feel

1200
00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:39,799
Speaker 2: like shit. It's supposed to reduce your blood alcohol content, dude,

1201
00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:41,239
Speaker 2: it did the opposite.

1202
00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:43,319
Speaker 1: So you're like Nick Swartzen, who took them?

1203
00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:45,400
Speaker 2: Dude, it increase my vomit content.

1204
00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:53,080
Speaker 1: All right, Happy Monday, guys. I gotta I gotta go.

1205
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:54,920
Speaker 1: I gotta go plan out practice. I gotta have a

1206
00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:57,360
Speaker 1: minute by minute, I gotta have an itinerary for practice.

1207
00:53:57,680 --> 00:54:01,080
Speaker 1: T ball practice starts tonight X coming for the ship.

1208
00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:03,560
Speaker 1: I did say that the meeting. At the coaches meeting,

1209
00:54:04,239 --> 00:54:06,840
Speaker 1: you go around, you stand in a circle, introduce yourself.

1210
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:08,520
Speaker 2: How many of y'all from Montreal.

1211
00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:12,719
Speaker 1: Nope, everybody's like, Hey, I'm Billy and I'm the head

1212
00:54:12,719 --> 00:54:15,640
Speaker 1: coach of the Yankees. Hey I'm Nick. Kids said this, No,

1213
00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:18,960
Speaker 1: the coaches Nicholas, I'm this guy, first time coaching t ball,

1214
00:54:19,719 --> 00:54:22,840
Speaker 1: and I said, hey, I'm Jason Gibble, coach the Expos

1215
00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:24,759
Speaker 1: and we're coming for the championship.

1216
00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:31,600
Speaker 2: Oh he's that guy. I would have been like, under

1217
00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:32,400
Speaker 2: my breath.

1218
00:54:32,320 --> 00:54:35,040
Speaker 1: Golf and the lady goes, oh, sorry, sir, we don't

1219
00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:37,120
Speaker 1: have playoffs. I was like, it was just a joke.

1220
00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:44,600
Speaker 1: Sor right, try to be funny. Try to be funny.

1221
00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:49,640
Speaker 1: Maybe not the time, but whatever, it's all good. They're

1222
00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:51,560
Speaker 1: probably talking about me. They will be after this weekend

1223
00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:55,360
Speaker 1: when we put a whooping on them sword losers. Is

1224
00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:57,880
Speaker 1: that the guy that thought Zipline guy was married to

1225
00:54:57,880 --> 00:54:58,360
Speaker 1: his sister?

1226
00:54:59,000 --> 00:54:59,359
Speaker 2: All right?

1227
00:54:59,360 --> 00:54:59,600
Speaker 1: Cool?

1228
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:01,960
Speaker 2: I think a good YouTube video. You and me go

1229
00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:05,680
Speaker 2: to Broadway for SEC championship tournament this weekend. Yeah, and

1230
00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:08,680
Speaker 2: we interview people about what I don't know the angle yet.

1231
00:55:08,719 --> 00:55:10,840
Speaker 1: Okay, well let's draw. I'm gonna draw that map of

1232
00:55:10,920 --> 00:55:12,840
Speaker 1: where we were trying to get and we'll do that

1233
00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:19,680
Speaker 1: on YouTube. All right, We out then I have a

1234
00:55:19,719 --> 00:55:22,120
Speaker 1: fantasy baseball draft this week. I just want to retire from.

1235
00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:26,440
Speaker 2: The league hasn't started, I know, but I want to retire.

1236
00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:29,440
Speaker 2: It was my last year. Oh Justin, I just reminded me.

1237
00:55:29,640 --> 00:55:31,560
Speaker 2: He said he hasn't wont to bet in seven days.

1238
00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:33,040
Speaker 1: Oh, it's not good.

1239
00:55:33,560 --> 00:55:35,000
Speaker 2: You have a couple of bucks he can borrow.

1240
00:55:35,239 --> 00:55:35,319
Speaker 1: No,