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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's come up with a hot

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Speaker 1: new toy for your uncoordinated child, the self rotating hula hoop.

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Speaker 2: I don't have to know how to do it anymore.

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Speaker 3: All your kid has to do is just stand there,

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Speaker 3: push the button, and let.

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Speaker 2: The hoop do all the work. Should be cool.

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Speaker 3: Hours and hours of motionless fun with Laser Stories, the

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Speaker 3: segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,

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Speaker 3: just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.

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Speaker 1: Those other pelvic pansies just don't. This first laser story

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Speaker 1: is out of Stafford, Virginia. There was an open house

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Speaker 1: last Sunday for a home for sale about forty miles

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Speaker 1: south of DC. One of the people who toured the

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Speaker 1: home was thirty nine year old Napoleon Boache.

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Speaker 3: Oh, that is such a fency.

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Speaker 1: He apparently talked to the seller about how much he

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Speaker 1: liked the place and thought it would be great for

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Speaker 1: him and his four kids. That's nice, and we know

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Speaker 1: he was actually serious because after the conversation he pulled

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Speaker 1: his minivan into the driveway and moved right on in

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Speaker 1: an get home too. He didn't make an offer or anything,

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Speaker 1: He just got his kids inside and then refused to leave.

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Speaker 2: I'll take it. This is a squatters situation.

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Speaker 3: It's like a nightmare.

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Speaker 1: The police got there quickly and ordered him to come out,

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Speaker 1: but he just stared at them through a window. So

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Speaker 1: they went inside and arrested.

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Speaker 2: Him like thirty seconds. They can get him out, ye,

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Speaker 2: so they must.

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Speaker 1: It turned out he was on probation and had warrants

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Speaker 1: out in two neighboring counties.

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Speaker 2: There you go.

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Speaker 1: He's facing a long list of charges, including entering a

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Speaker 1: property with intent to cause damage, because that's what happens

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Speaker 1: when you bring children into a house.

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Speaker 2: And actually checks out immediately.

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Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, guaranteed there were stains on the carpet

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Speaker 3: when they left.

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Speaker 2: That's just how it works. I mean, you're not allowed

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Speaker 2: to own anything nice after you have children.

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Speaker 1: As for the kids, how Protective Services took them in

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Speaker 1: and officials said they'd be releasing them to a responsible

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Speaker 1: family member.

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Speaker 2: That's good. It's next Laser stories out of the Far East.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever been watching a political debate and thought, man,

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Speaker 1: I wish they'd just get naked every time.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I guess that's just you and Josey. Do

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Speaker 2: you feel the way jose and I do.

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Speaker 1: You might want to move to Japan, because that's exactly

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Speaker 1: what one politician did during her televised campaign speech, which.

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Speaker 2: It has to be like a protest or something. She's

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Speaker 2: running for office.

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Speaker 1: Her name is Uchino Ari, and she was addressing the

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Speaker 1: nation ahead of Tokyo's gubernatorial election when she started undressing.

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Speaker 3: During the broadcast, she made it the show's just so

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Speaker 3: hot in here.

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Speaker 1: Unlike our country's leaders, Uchino is not an elderly man.

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Speaker 2: She is a vibrant young woman and.

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Speaker 1: Who was venturing into politics for the very first time,

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Speaker 1: ready to show the world her gifts.

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Speaker 2: Can you imagine one of our candidates trying to be wrong?

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Speaker 2: They just can't even take off the song like, no,

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Speaker 2: they just got belcrow shoes off. I'm here to watch it.

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Speaker 1: In fact, a recent viral video showed her unbuttoning her

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Speaker 1: blouse while speaking, then taking it completely off.

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Speaker 2: Off, but to many.

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Speaker 1: Of the senator's disappointment, she was wearing a nude colored tube.

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Speaker 2: Top under so she didn't want to get arrested for it.

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Speaker 2: She just wanted to make it. Yeah, make a scene. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: but she's good at politics. Typical liar, right there, Ye vote,

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Speaker 2: that's right? So she then asked the.

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Speaker 1: Viewers that if they think she's sexy, they should go

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Speaker 1: vote for her and also add her on social media.

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Speaker 3: Okay, should she just run an America island?

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Speaker 1: Uccino is running under the Watch my Cute political speech

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Speaker 1: Broadcast party.

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Speaker 2: I love that party.

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Speaker 1: Many are accusing her of not taking the job seriously

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Speaker 1: and using politics as a platform just to gain social

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Speaker 1: media fame.

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Speaker 2: The accuser of that, nobody does there.

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Speaker 1: Your video has been viewed over eighteen million times, so

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Speaker 1: it's actually working. I'm going to become a Japanese citizen

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Speaker 1: just so I can vote.

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Speaker 2: No, let me come over. In business, I want to

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Speaker 2: thank you.

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Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of fashion headquarters. I

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Speaker 1: know concert tickets are pretty expensive.

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Speaker 3: My gosh, I'm crazy, So how about paying ten times

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Speaker 3: more just to pretend that you went. I say that

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Speaker 3: because the high end fashion brand Balenciaga is selling a

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Speaker 3: fake festival wristband for the lowlo price of thirty eight

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Speaker 3: hundred dollars.

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Speaker 1: Do they accidentally put it on too tight so it

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Speaker 1: bothers you the entire festival?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's called the raver used bracelet.

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Speaker 2: Brook. How would you describe it? You're looking at the

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Speaker 2: picture of it right now.

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Speaker 1: It looks like one of those Nylon festival bracelets, and

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Speaker 1: it has writing around it that I'm guessing says Balenciaga.

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Speaker 2: But it looks like in a graffiti style writing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's hard to read because it's made to look

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Speaker 3: worn and tattered, like you just went to an event

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Speaker 3: years ago and never took it off. It's still but

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Speaker 3: it is adjustable, so you can ditch it whenever you want.

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Speaker 2: And pass it to somebody else so they can also

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Speaker 2: get into the imaginary festival.

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Speaker 1: Balenciaga claims it requires a full day's work to make

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Speaker 1: each one.

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Speaker 2: That's why it's so expensive.

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Speaker 1: They can stitch the company's name onto it, so that

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Speaker 1: takes a lot of time, and making it look distressed

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Speaker 1: probably factors into the price.

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Speaker 2: Too, right, I just imagine one person from that Balenciaga

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Speaker 2: place rolling around in a field with it on, like, well,

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Speaker 2: if that's not your style.

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Speaker 3: There's also a non distressed version that costs even more

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Speaker 3: at four thousand, nine hundred dollars.

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Speaker 2: Oh my good, my gosh. It's like you got your

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Speaker 2: band but never made it to the festival. So if

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Speaker 2: you're looking for a dumb way to blow five grand.

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Speaker 1: There you go for reference tickets to Coachella next year

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Speaker 1: start at five hundred and forty nine dollars.

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Speaker 2: So now that sounds like a huge bargain. Yeah, that

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Speaker 2: covers your flight, your hotel.

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Speaker 1: This next Lazer stories out of Entertainment Central. You know

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Speaker 1: who wants in on the reality TV show Resurgence. It's

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Speaker 1: none other than the TV network Hallmark. There's now not yet,

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Speaker 1: but there is a brand new reality series to find

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Speaker 1: the next Hallmark Holiday movie star.

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Speaker 2: Oh, Jeffrey. It's called Finding Mister Christmas.

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Speaker 1: Oh, this is like finding the Golden Bachelor.

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Speaker 2: It works like this.

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Speaker 1: Ten men will compete in a series of challenges to

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Speaker 1: test their acting skills and Christmas spirit. So they're gonna

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Speaker 1: have to like make sugar cookies and also have bad

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Speaker 1: acting on screen because there's no good acting. Actually, sugar

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Speaker 1: cookie baking eaves one of the tests that will be included,

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Speaker 1: along with Christmas tree tossing and something called a stranger

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Speaker 1: missletoe surprise.

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Speaker 2: When does he have to catch a falling girl because

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Speaker 2: that always happens. Yeah, the Ice Road Challenge Run Down

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Speaker 2: the Street. Jonathan Bennett is going to be the host

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Speaker 2: of it.

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Speaker 1: He's been in Hallmark movies, but you probably know him

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Speaker 1: better as Aaron Samuels from the movie Mean Girls from

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Speaker 1: the original Meaning. The winner will earn the title of

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Speaker 1: Mister Christmas and the film will premiere later this year

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Speaker 1: on the Hallmark Channel. During the countdown to Christmas. I

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Speaker 1: know one guy who's interested in just threw his shell

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Speaker 1: and the ring and he already has his movie title

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Speaker 1: picked out.

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Speaker 2: It's gonna be a moist green Christmas. I don't mind

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Speaker 2: the word, but that's the I'm gonna watch that.

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Speaker 1: Hound means Laser Stories has come to an end for

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Speaker 1: the day. We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday.

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,