1 00:00:10,440 --> 00:00:14,560 Speaker 1: It is The Jesse Kelly Show Final hour of The 2 00:00:14,680 --> 00:00:17,400 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. Man. It's been a fun week. We 3 00:00:17,480 --> 00:00:22,239 Speaker 1: haven't They haven't taken any phone calls this week, you 4 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:24,919 Speaker 1: know what. And we're not gonna take any tonight either. 5 00:00:25,840 --> 00:00:28,680 Speaker 1: Maybe we'll take some tomorrow. Maybe we'll maybe we'll take 6 00:00:28,720 --> 00:00:31,440 Speaker 1: some tomorrow. I don't know, no guarantees. I'm not big 7 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:34,000 Speaker 1: on phone calls. I'm just not big on it. I 8 00:00:34,120 --> 00:00:37,720 Speaker 1: really prefer to stick with me for the most part. 9 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:39,519 Speaker 1: Chris is all I'm saying, all right, I'm gonna get 10 00:00:39,520 --> 00:00:40,960 Speaker 1: to this rush of stuff. I want to finish this 11 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:45,640 Speaker 1: guy's email. Though, he said, Hi, Jesse, you talk about 12 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:48,559 Speaker 1: us being in a sandwich. I'm hearing that a high 13 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:51,920 Speaker 1: percentage of the people crossing the border illegally are the 14 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:55,400 Speaker 1: criminal and gang type. Do you think that these people 15 00:00:56,240 --> 00:00:59,560 Speaker 1: will be used as street communists to be unleashed when 16 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:03,480 Speaker 1: and if the right takes control to rek havoc on 17 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:06,360 Speaker 1: our country? And I wanted to address this because I 18 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:10,240 Speaker 1: hear this kind of stuff a lot. One you should 19 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:15,200 Speaker 1: understand what's happening at the border. You get word all 20 00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:17,960 Speaker 1: the time, and I'm undoubtedly you've seen video of these 21 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:21,680 Speaker 1: masses of people who are crossing the border, and they're 22 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:25,240 Speaker 1: walking towards the border patrol. They're walking towards the border patrol. 23 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:29,200 Speaker 1: They're trying to get caught. You should know lots of 24 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:32,959 Speaker 1: the time that happens because they understand the border patrol 25 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:36,639 Speaker 1: who's there. To say they're undermanned would be putting it mildly. 26 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:39,920 Speaker 1: They're overwhelmed. They understand the border patrol has to go 27 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:43,200 Speaker 1: and take those people in and process those people. They 28 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:46,840 Speaker 1: use that as a distraction to get the really bad 29 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:49,680 Speaker 1: people across. They don't want to have to talk to 30 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:53,200 Speaker 1: the border patrol. We have some very, very very dangerous 31 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:55,760 Speaker 1: people who are coming into the United States of America 32 00:01:55,800 --> 00:02:00,720 Speaker 1: across the southern border. Now to your question, are they 33 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:04,640 Speaker 1: going to be used to get a bunch of street 34 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:10,960 Speaker 1: violence world up when Republicans take control? Yes and no. 35 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:16,680 Speaker 1: And here's what I mean. We like to imagine that 36 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:21,600 Speaker 1: there's this group, there's this little group of ten guys 37 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:24,639 Speaker 1: who control the whole world, and they're sitting around a 38 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:28,280 Speaker 1: smoke field room and one of them and once Republicans 39 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:31,480 Speaker 1: takeover will say activate the Mexicans, and all of a sudden, 40 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:36,200 Speaker 1: the violent street communists or whatever will rise up. That's 41 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:40,240 Speaker 1: not necessarily true. The communists isn't that smart, and he 42 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:46,919 Speaker 1: doesn't have that much control. If I was to if 43 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:50,560 Speaker 1: I was to tell my sons, go upstairs, go to 44 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:56,600 Speaker 1: your room, go to bed, and then I walk up 45 00:02:56,639 --> 00:02:59,560 Speaker 1: to their room, I open up the door to their 46 00:02:59,639 --> 00:03:03,600 Speaker 1: room and I don't say anything, but I take some 47 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:07,200 Speaker 1: new little toy gun and I just toss it in 48 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:09,280 Speaker 1: the middle of the room while they're still awake, and 49 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:13,320 Speaker 1: I closed the door and walk away. What's going to happen? 50 00:03:14,919 --> 00:03:17,240 Speaker 1: They're going to come out of their beds about half 51 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:20,200 Speaker 1: a second after I'm out the door. They're gonna dive bomb, 52 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:23,360 Speaker 1: probably wrestle for the toy gun and then start laughing 53 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:26,720 Speaker 1: and playing cowboys and Indians and quote shooting each other 54 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:31,480 Speaker 1: with the toy gun and having a blast. Now, was 55 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:35,920 Speaker 1: that my master plan? Am I mind? Controlling them? Activate 56 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:37,880 Speaker 1: the boys so they'll play with the toy gun. No, 57 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:42,560 Speaker 1: the communist doesn't have some master plan where he's going 58 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:47,280 Speaker 1: to say, hey, Antifa, you're up, illegal immigrants from El Salvador, 59 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:50,800 Speaker 1: you're up. It's go time. Violence time. Now, he doesn't 60 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:54,640 Speaker 1: have that kind of command and control. He simply knows. 61 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:58,280 Speaker 1: All I have to do is flood society with a 62 00:03:58,320 --> 00:04:03,320 Speaker 1: bunch of violent people. And violent people will do violent things. 63 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:07,760 Speaker 1: He knows that. And when when people when violent people 64 00:04:07,760 --> 00:04:10,560 Speaker 1: do violent things, what it does is it makes people 65 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:18,400 Speaker 1: feel unsafe. When people feel unsafe, they choose more government. 66 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:22,000 Speaker 1: I had a conversation. This is going to drive you insane. 67 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:25,800 Speaker 1: I've been ranting and raven about the Republican bill, the 68 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:29,920 Speaker 1: fourteen Republicans who signed on to the Democrats gun control bill, 69 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:32,719 Speaker 1: McConnell and Cornan and Graham and all the other losers 70 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:35,159 Speaker 1: Romney of course, you know the loser brigade. They all 71 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:38,440 Speaker 1: signed onto the gun control bill. And how to talk 72 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:43,279 Speaker 1: this morning with a friend of mine. This is a 73 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:50,200 Speaker 1: human being. You would consider this person to be conservative 74 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:54,159 Speaker 1: to very conservative. You would most definitely consider this person 75 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:59,040 Speaker 1: to be on the right. Now, I wouldn't say highly informed. 76 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:02,279 Speaker 1: They're not down listening to the Jesse Kelly Show every day, 77 00:05:02,279 --> 00:05:05,080 Speaker 1: But this person's most definitely on the right. I can't 78 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:07,760 Speaker 1: stress this enough. This person would be right next to 79 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:09,840 Speaker 1: you at a Trump rally, all right. This person is 80 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:13,680 Speaker 1: on the right. And I was ranting and raven about 81 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:17,719 Speaker 1: the gun control bill and oh, what's in it? And 82 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:19,719 Speaker 1: I started going down the list, and I got to 83 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:22,080 Speaker 1: the point where I said, well, I'm eighteen year olds. 84 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:24,760 Speaker 1: Won't no longer be allowed to buy a R fifteen? 85 00:05:24,839 --> 00:05:27,800 Speaker 1: You gotta be twenty one. And this person, without missing 86 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:29,599 Speaker 1: a beat, said, oh, I don't have any problem with that, 87 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:35,880 Speaker 1: to which I said, um, excuse me, what did you 88 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:38,599 Speaker 1: just say? Well, yeah, I don't have any problem with that. 89 00:05:39,279 --> 00:05:43,800 Speaker 1: And I said, you don't have any problem as a conservative, 90 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:46,760 Speaker 1: as someone on the right, you don't have any problem 91 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:52,719 Speaker 1: with the federal government taking away protected Second Amendment rights 92 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:55,719 Speaker 1: from adults in the United States of America. And you 93 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:58,960 Speaker 1: know what this person said to me. This person said 94 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:02,760 Speaker 1: to me, the words that have doomed this nation, They 95 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:04,520 Speaker 1: have doomed the country. If I had to come up 96 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:08,200 Speaker 1: with one phrase that doomed the United States of America's 97 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:10,200 Speaker 1: where we are now, this is what I would come 98 00:06:10,279 --> 00:06:12,080 Speaker 1: up with. You know what they said when I said, 99 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:15,760 Speaker 1: you're gonna take away the rights? You know what they said, Well, 100 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:20,920 Speaker 1: we had to do something. That's what they said. Somebody 101 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:25,480 Speaker 1: do something has killed more people and caused more death 102 00:06:25,480 --> 00:06:29,480 Speaker 1: and misery than any other phrase in the history of mankind. 103 00:06:30,880 --> 00:06:32,760 Speaker 1: All right. I don't know where I was going with that, 104 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:37,000 Speaker 1: but we don't have to talk about this. Did Russia 105 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:42,760 Speaker 1: hackers blow up a Texas L n G pipeline on 106 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:46,280 Speaker 1: June eighth? And I need to be clear about this. 107 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:51,000 Speaker 1: We are obviously already in a relatively soft war with Russia, 108 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:53,960 Speaker 1: the whole Ukrainian thing. We've decided we're going all in. 109 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:56,279 Speaker 1: Don't care how you feel about that one way or 110 00:06:56,320 --> 00:07:00,280 Speaker 1: the other. But understand, in Russia's eyes, we've claim at 111 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:04,000 Speaker 1: least a soft war. One of our harpoon missiles just 112 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:08,880 Speaker 1: sunk a Russian naval vessel. How would you feel if 113 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:13,080 Speaker 1: a Russian missile sunk a US destroyer off the coast 114 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:16,160 Speaker 1: of California. Yeah, that's well, that's how they feel. No, 115 00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:17,680 Speaker 1: I don't care whether you love that or hate that. 116 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:21,520 Speaker 1: That's how they feel. According to two sources, this is 117 00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:23,280 Speaker 1: from the article. Now, this is not me, it's another 118 00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:25,720 Speaker 1: I sound very official. I sound like a journalist when 119 00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:27,800 Speaker 1: I read these articles. Chris, do you know what I am? 120 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:33,400 Speaker 1: A journalist? It's journalist Jesse. There's just no one better. 121 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:38,160 Speaker 1: We love Jesse. He's the best. Jesse. Please kiss my baby, Yes, Jesse, 122 00:07:38,840 --> 00:07:45,440 Speaker 1: Jesse Jesse, Jesse. According to two sources, around the time 123 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:49,040 Speaker 1: of Russia's late February invasion of Ukraine, a cyber unit 124 00:07:49,080 --> 00:07:56,280 Speaker 1: of Russia's gru military intelligence service again conducted targeted reconnaissance 125 00:07:56,280 --> 00:08:02,280 Speaker 1: operations against a major US liquid by natural gas exporter. 126 00:08:02,680 --> 00:08:06,600 Speaker 1: Remember how much of the Russian GDP is based on 127 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:10,720 Speaker 1: natural gas. They're a gigantic natural gas exporter. Okay, you 128 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:14,800 Speaker 1: still with me, I'm continuing in my journalist voice. USLNG 129 00:08:15,040 --> 00:08:19,520 Speaker 1: exports have long been a priority concern for Russia, viewed 130 00:08:19,560 --> 00:08:23,520 Speaker 1: by Russian President Vladimir Putin as a means for United 131 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:29,240 Speaker 1: States to undercut Russia's domination of the European gas market. 132 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:32,040 Speaker 1: All right, so we get what's going on, right. Putin 133 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:34,960 Speaker 1: doesn't like this place. He wants Europe to have to 134 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:40,440 Speaker 1: go to Russia for natural gas. On June eighth, Freeport 135 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:46,040 Speaker 1: LNG suffered an explosion at its liquefication plant, an export 136 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:51,000 Speaker 1: terminal on Texas's Quintana Island. The damage suffered means the 137 00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:55,600 Speaker 1: facility is not expected to resume major operations until late 138 00:08:55,640 --> 00:08:59,880 Speaker 1: in twenty twenty. The June eighth disruption had an immediate 139 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:05,720 Speaker 1: impact in already soaring European gas prices and has reinforced 140 00:09:05,840 --> 00:09:09,880 Speaker 1: Russia's ability to hold gas supplies to Europe at risk 141 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:16,880 Speaker 1: and retaliation of European sanctions imposed on Russia. One source said, 142 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:22,160 Speaker 1: the FBI is investigating the cause of the explosion. Now 143 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:27,480 Speaker 1: what does all that mean? One, we don't know anything yet. 144 00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:31,400 Speaker 1: Two the FBI is investigating so that we probably won't 145 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:36,760 Speaker 1: ever know anything. But setting that aside, Russia is very, 146 00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:40,880 Speaker 1: very very good at cyber warfare. If you'd like to 147 00:09:40,920 --> 00:09:43,840 Speaker 1: be a little bit more knowledgeable about that. My friend 148 00:09:43,920 --> 00:09:47,000 Speaker 1: Brian Dean Wright, he is joining me tonight on my 149 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:49,600 Speaker 1: TV show. He knows a lot about this. On the 150 00:09:49,640 --> 00:09:51,559 Speaker 1: First TV. I have a TV show every night on 151 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:54,680 Speaker 1: the First TV. It's free nine pm Eastern every night. 152 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:57,360 Speaker 1: I have a TV show. Brian Dean Right, I'm going 153 00:09:57,400 --> 00:10:00,160 Speaker 1: to interview him and I'm going to ask him specific 154 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:03,719 Speaker 1: why is Russia so good at cyber It's one of 155 00:10:03,760 --> 00:10:06,120 Speaker 1: those things that it's obviously not my area. Everyone likes 156 00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:07,920 Speaker 1: to make fun of me because I can't do technology, 157 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:09,640 Speaker 1: But why are they so good? I'll talk to him 158 00:10:09,679 --> 00:10:12,120 Speaker 1: about it tonight. Anyway, I'll touch on this real quick. 159 00:10:12,440 --> 00:10:15,439 Speaker 1: Back to emails Trump, the Santis and more tonight on 160 00:10:15,480 --> 00:10:18,240 Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show. But let's talk about why you're 161 00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:22,480 Speaker 1: still paying for cell phone service you don't need. I 162 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:24,720 Speaker 1: talk to you a lot about pure talk, and we 163 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:28,560 Speaker 1: talk about values and how Verizon hate your values, and 164 00:10:28,679 --> 00:10:31,040 Speaker 1: AT and T hate your values, and T Mobile hate 165 00:10:31,040 --> 00:10:33,839 Speaker 1: your values, and so on and so forth. Now I 166 00:10:33,880 --> 00:10:36,880 Speaker 1: talk about the money savings too, But how does pure 167 00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:39,400 Speaker 1: talk save you so much money? The average family saves 168 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:41,520 Speaker 1: over nine hundred dollars a year. How can they save 169 00:10:41,520 --> 00:10:43,199 Speaker 1: you so much money when they have the same five 170 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:44,959 Speaker 1: G service they're on the same network. Is one of 171 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:48,640 Speaker 1: those big guys? How's that possible? You understand that when 172 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:51,160 Speaker 1: you walk in that Verizon, T Mobile or AT and 173 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:55,600 Speaker 1: T store, you're paying for that store, right, the insurance, 174 00:10:56,200 --> 00:11:00,840 Speaker 1: the employees, the rents, everything. You don't do that up 175 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:05,800 Speaker 1: pure talk. Therefore, you save a fortune from your cell phone. 176 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:11,600 Speaker 1: Dial pound two five zero, say Jesse Kelly, and you'll 177 00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:16,160 Speaker 1: save an additional fifty percent off your first month. Takes 178 00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:20,400 Speaker 1: less than ten minutes. Dial pound two five zero, say 179 00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:32,120 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly. The Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse 180 00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:35,000 Speaker 1: Kelly Show. On an email round up night, and I 181 00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:38,680 Speaker 1: want to be clear, Chris. Chris, Chris has started a 182 00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:41,000 Speaker 1: little tally on this white board that he holds up 183 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,400 Speaker 1: for me, and he's tallying the emails I didn't get 184 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:45,080 Speaker 1: to because he says, I'll never get to any of 185 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:47,360 Speaker 1: them now, and I get distracted by things. I don't 186 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:50,080 Speaker 1: need your tally, Chris. I'm about to blow you away 187 00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:51,880 Speaker 1: by the number of emails. I'm gonna get to you, 188 00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:53,120 Speaker 1: but I just have a couple of the things I 189 00:11:53,160 --> 00:11:55,200 Speaker 1: need to say about some stuff first, and then I'll 190 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:58,360 Speaker 1: get to the emails. Chris still can't get over this 191 00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:01,960 Speaker 1: from Budge Show. For all the Republican in Congress criticizing 192 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:05,720 Speaker 1: me today for high gas prices in America? Are you 193 00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:09,120 Speaker 1: now saying we were wrong to support Ukraine? Are you 194 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:12,080 Speaker 1: saying we were wrong to stand up to Putin? Are 195 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:15,400 Speaker 1: you sane? And we would rather have lower gas prices 196 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:19,200 Speaker 1: in America and Putin's iron fist in Europe? I don't 197 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:23,880 Speaker 1: believe it. That's not a very effective strategy. All right, 198 00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:27,080 Speaker 1: one more thing on this Texas LNG. Did Russia blow 199 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:32,800 Speaker 1: it up? Took this natural gas plant offline? I pick it, 200 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:34,840 Speaker 1: Brian Dean, Right, I'm gonna pick his brain about this 201 00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:37,720 Speaker 1: tonight on the show on my TV show. But one 202 00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:40,240 Speaker 1: thing I do understand about this, when when it comes 203 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:42,960 Speaker 1: to these pipelines, how could hackers do that? Did they 204 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,720 Speaker 1: low crawl under the wire and set a satchel charge 205 00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:48,880 Speaker 1: out there? No these plants, And believe me, this is 206 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:51,120 Speaker 1: way beyond me. You're you're probably maybe you're one of 207 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:53,080 Speaker 1: these plant guys and you're knowledgeable about this. So this 208 00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:55,560 Speaker 1: is beyond me. So bear with me. I'm amateurish on this, 209 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:58,760 Speaker 1: but I do know this much. You have so many 210 00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:01,960 Speaker 1: things you have to rulate like pressure and temperature and 211 00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:04,559 Speaker 1: things like that at these places to make sure everything's good. 212 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:08,240 Speaker 1: And a lot of these systems are computerized, so all 213 00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:11,440 Speaker 1: that stuff can be regulated by a computer. So you 214 00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:14,079 Speaker 1: don't have you don't want me sitting there turning knobs. 215 00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:16,360 Speaker 1: I wonder what this'll do? Right? You want to You 216 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:19,880 Speaker 1: want a computer? Well, if it's online, they can hack it. 217 00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:23,600 Speaker 1: They can hack it. We're in trouble. Email round up time, 218 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:26,520 Speaker 1: Chris in your face. You wouldn't know Chang you people's 219 00:13:26,559 --> 00:13:30,480 Speaker 1: live Jesse. I recently through a divorce. I recently went 220 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:33,240 Speaker 1: through a divorce and my ex wife didn't let me 221 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:36,480 Speaker 1: spend time with my daughters on Father's Day. To make 222 00:13:36,559 --> 00:13:39,680 Speaker 1: myself feel better, I made some Jesse Kelly burghers to 223 00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:42,880 Speaker 1: say they were amazing as a massive understatement. The only 224 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:45,200 Speaker 1: problem is I broke off some for my dog, and 225 00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:48,280 Speaker 1: now she gets crazy excited anytime I get within five 226 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:51,280 Speaker 1: feet of the stove. It would be okay if I 227 00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:53,800 Speaker 1: had a sissy dog like a toy poodle, but my 228 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,960 Speaker 1: seventy five pound German Shepherd can wreck some stuff when 229 00:13:56,960 --> 00:14:00,280 Speaker 1: she gets excited. Semper five Brothers says, I can say 230 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:02,720 Speaker 1: his name. His name is Matt. Matt. You keep your 231 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,439 Speaker 1: chin up, my man. You keep being as good a 232 00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:06,400 Speaker 1: dad as you can. Those those girls aren't going to 233 00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:10,000 Speaker 1: forget you. I promise, dear uncle Jesse, you might be 234 00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:12,520 Speaker 1: smarter than you even know. You know what. I bet 235 00:14:12,559 --> 00:14:16,000 Speaker 1: I am, Chris, I bet I am smarter. What when 236 00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:18,000 Speaker 1: you describe all the nut jobs who live in the 237 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:21,440 Speaker 1: world and make believe where they are smarter, wiser, eternal victims, 238 00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:26,480 Speaker 1: and sees all other caricatures as predetermined personalities, you are 239 00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:34,320 Speaker 1: literally describing the internal landscape of someone with narcissistic personality 240 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:38,000 Speaker 1: disorder because of your humor. I bet people accuse you 241 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:41,880 Speaker 1: of this all the time, but only narcissists call people narcissists. 242 00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:45,320 Speaker 1: Everyone else knows it's pointless to talk to them, much 243 00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:48,320 Speaker 1: less get them to see their own hypocrisy. You might 244 00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:50,440 Speaker 1: use my name, he says. It's the best name on 245 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:54,320 Speaker 1: the planet. In his name's Chris. Chris. Do I have 246 00:14:54,440 --> 00:15:00,320 Speaker 1: narcissistic personality disorder? Probably? Hang it? I thought maybe I did. 247 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:03,520 Speaker 1: That's okay. I think it's awesome, Senor Kelly. I finally 248 00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:05,480 Speaker 1: got it figured out about Chris and why we never 249 00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:09,760 Speaker 1: hear him. We the audience are Chris. Of course, the 250 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:12,880 Speaker 1: guy says, or a lady says, It all makes perfect sense. 251 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:16,640 Speaker 1: He's not completely imaginary. You're just imagining what people are 252 00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:19,040 Speaker 1: thinking when you say things. So you say what Chris 253 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:21,680 Speaker 1: and Chris, it's the audience. I'm not sure about Michael, 254 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:25,960 Speaker 1: but I think he's probably imaginary too. I hope you 255 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,720 Speaker 1: have a kick butt fishing trip with your family. Chris 256 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,800 Speaker 1: and Michael will hold down the fort while you're gone. 257 00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:35,640 Speaker 1: That's a little reminder. Friday's show will be my last 258 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:39,240 Speaker 1: show for a week. I know that sucks. I know 259 00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:42,320 Speaker 1: you're disappointed. I, like I said, I'm a talk radio 260 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:45,680 Speaker 1: fan too. I know how rappy it is when you 261 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:48,440 Speaker 1: have a show you love and you download the podcaster, 262 00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:51,000 Speaker 1: you turn it on that night and it's someone else's 263 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:53,080 Speaker 1: voice other than mine. They don't get to hear the 264 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:57,119 Speaker 1: sultry sounds of my voice. Chris, I know that sucks. Legitimately, 265 00:15:57,160 --> 00:16:00,200 Speaker 1: I know, and I love being here for you. But 266 00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:07,800 Speaker 1: America's under attack by fish. My sons and my father, 267 00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:11,440 Speaker 1: three generation of Kelly's. We have to go out to 268 00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:17,400 Speaker 1: the wilderness and defend this nation from the fish. What, Chris, Yes, 269 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:19,440 Speaker 1: this is like when we were under attacked by doves 270 00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:22,440 Speaker 1: and I had to take the boys dove hunting. Right now, 271 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:25,840 Speaker 1: there's an illegal invasion of these fish. If we don't 272 00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:28,560 Speaker 1: go down there and pull these fish out of the river, 273 00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:30,760 Speaker 1: I don't know that we'll be here next week. So 274 00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:34,400 Speaker 1: I'm not taking a week off to vacation. I'm basically 275 00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:37,680 Speaker 1: re enlisting in the military. That's the way I consider it, 276 00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:41,920 Speaker 1: Chris Jesse. In the ninth grade, I was told I 277 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,720 Speaker 1: need to go to college to get a good job. 278 00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:46,400 Speaker 1: So I took the college course in high school and 279 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:49,200 Speaker 1: got into a Boston area college. And it sucked that 280 00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:51,800 Speaker 1: I'm definitely not a student. I would have done so, 281 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:54,040 Speaker 1: I would have done so well in a technical school. 282 00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:56,920 Speaker 1: I ended up being a firefighter for thirty two years. 283 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,520 Speaker 1: How about that? And I have no regrets. Never made 284 00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:02,240 Speaker 1: the four year years of college, but being a firefighter 285 00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:05,600 Speaker 1: was more rewarding than I could ever imagine. Remember something, 286 00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:10,080 Speaker 1: young people, this you have to go to college way 287 00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:13,399 Speaker 1: of thinking. Remember this, parents, Actually this go you have 288 00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:16,400 Speaker 1: to go to college way of thinking is an ancient 289 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:19,639 Speaker 1: way of thinking. It is not true. I know a 290 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:22,560 Speaker 1: bunch of poor people, Yes, because that's more Thuyse are 291 00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:24,560 Speaker 1: more of my people. You're more likely to find me 292 00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:28,159 Speaker 1: in a dive bar than you are some fancy scrancy restaurant. 293 00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:31,120 Speaker 1: I actually think taking the wife out to red Lobster tonight, Chris. 294 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:35,119 Speaker 1: Not to rub my money in anyone's face, But I 295 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:41,359 Speaker 1: know rich people too, most, not a few. Most of 296 00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:47,600 Speaker 1: the rich people I know restaurant entrepreneurs, plumbers, hvat guys, welders, 297 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:51,040 Speaker 1: guys who started their own business, construction guys. Another one 298 00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:54,280 Speaker 1: of my buddies started an excavating company. Most of the 299 00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:57,840 Speaker 1: most wealthy people I know they don't have a big 300 00:17:58,119 --> 00:18:02,640 Speaker 1: Stanford degree behind their desk framed in the office one 301 00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:05,680 Speaker 1: of my riten. Gosh, he might be the richest guy though. 302 00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:08,040 Speaker 1: You know what he has frame behind his desk in 303 00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:09,760 Speaker 1: his office. I kid you know. It's a great story. 304 00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:16,359 Speaker 1: His geed he got a ged and he has because 305 00:18:16,359 --> 00:18:18,560 Speaker 1: he's he ended up making it big, started his own 306 00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:21,640 Speaker 1: small business, he made it big and it's it's He's 307 00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:24,679 Speaker 1: got a fancy office. Now it's really fancy. A fancy 308 00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:27,040 Speaker 1: desk of chairs, and I think that kind of stuff 309 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:31,520 Speaker 1: you'd picture at Goldman Sacks or something. All this fancy office, 310 00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:33,680 Speaker 1: all this fancy stuff. He even has one of those 311 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:35,240 Speaker 1: you know how you see in the movies they have 312 00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:38,840 Speaker 1: like the glass or the decanter of fancy Scotch over 313 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:40,840 Speaker 1: there where the glasses. Oh would you look a glass? 314 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:45,960 Speaker 1: He has all that in there and his geed frame 315 00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:48,119 Speaker 1: behind his desk so everyone can see it when they 316 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:51,600 Speaker 1: get in. How great is that? All right? I need 317 00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:54,560 Speaker 1: to talk about Trump de santists real quick, and we're 318 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:57,400 Speaker 1: going to continue to churn and burn through these emails, 319 00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:59,800 Speaker 1: because I've gotten through so many of them today. I 320 00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:03,560 Speaker 1: promised an email roundup. Chris doubted me. I've been extra 321 00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:06,720 Speaker 1: amazing and don't forget. You can send your emails into 322 00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:11,240 Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Jesse at Jesse 323 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:14,120 Speaker 1: Kelly show dot com. They all go right to Chris. 324 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:16,040 Speaker 1: Chris prints them out for me. I read them. I 325 00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:18,040 Speaker 1: love them. I love to read all that stuff. All right, 326 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:21,359 Speaker 1: You ready for some Trump to Santa stalk be spicy? 327 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:36,280 Speaker 1: Hang on, it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday. 328 00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:39,720 Speaker 1: On an email roundup Wednesday, Chris put the whiteboard down. 329 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,440 Speaker 1: I know I've gotten through seven. I'm gonna get through 330 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:43,399 Speaker 1: seventy by the time this thing is done. You just 331 00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:45,520 Speaker 1: wait and see. Before we get back to that, though, 332 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:48,480 Speaker 1: I do want to talk about this real quick. Rhonda 333 00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:51,919 Speaker 1: Santis is expected to sign a bill governor of Florida 334 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:59,000 Speaker 1: making all religious services essential. This is obviously fantastic. We 335 00:19:59,119 --> 00:20:01,680 Speaker 1: can't live in a count tree where we shut down 336 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:05,000 Speaker 1: churches again because someone gets sick. So this is good. 337 00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:08,879 Speaker 1: And this because he's been in the news, this once 338 00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:12,879 Speaker 1: again sparked this gigantic Trump the scantists. Which one do 339 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:16,280 Speaker 1: you like? This big split that's going on right now 340 00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:19,160 Speaker 1: within the Republican base. And if I had to guess, 341 00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:22,200 Speaker 1: this is just a guess I would guess about sixty 342 00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:25,120 Speaker 1: percent of the Republican base once Trump. I would guess 343 00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:28,080 Speaker 1: about forty once the Santists. I know those are rough numbers, 344 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:32,080 Speaker 1: but that's the ride have to guess. And people are 345 00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:35,120 Speaker 1: still getting nervous about this whole thing. What's gonna happen? 346 00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:36,600 Speaker 1: Are they gonna fight? I don't want them to fight. 347 00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:37,959 Speaker 1: I don't want to split the vote. I don't want 348 00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:42,760 Speaker 1: to I don't know what. Listen, one, you should want 349 00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:46,320 Speaker 1: them to fight. You should want them to fight because 350 00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:50,720 Speaker 1: you you're not like the losers on the left. You 351 00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:54,160 Speaker 1: don't worship men, right, not any of them, Not Trump, 352 00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:58,600 Speaker 1: not heavy d nobody, not Reagan, nobody. You don't worship men. 353 00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:03,320 Speaker 1: You you want what's best for America, don't you? I 354 00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:08,199 Speaker 1: know you do. Well. What's best for America is the 355 00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:12,760 Speaker 1: best candidate coming out of the primary. That's what's best 356 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:17,480 Speaker 1: for America. Who's the best candidate the one who wins. 357 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:22,520 Speaker 1: Both of them should get in. Both of them should 358 00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:25,400 Speaker 1: prove they can raise more money than the other guy. 359 00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:28,359 Speaker 1: They should prove they can be more on message than 360 00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:31,840 Speaker 1: the other guy. Both of them should prove they can 361 00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:35,560 Speaker 1: hire appropriate staffers and the various places and the many 362 00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:38,960 Speaker 1: many places you need staffers. Both of them should prove 363 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:43,160 Speaker 1: they're capable of building a presidential campaign that can win, 364 00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:46,640 Speaker 1: because then that'll be an indicator they're capable of building 365 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:49,280 Speaker 1: the kind of government we need. When they get there, 366 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:52,719 Speaker 1: you should want them to fight. And because you like 367 00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:55,080 Speaker 1: this guy or like that guy, or like them both, 368 00:21:55,359 --> 00:21:58,280 Speaker 1: you think I don't want them to fight. No, you 369 00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:01,720 Speaker 1: have to set aside your love for them and realize 370 00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:04,920 Speaker 1: your country has to come first. And if Trump and 371 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:08,680 Speaker 1: desantists choose to get in the ring and start slugging 372 00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:10,600 Speaker 1: each other in the face until one of them wins, 373 00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:15,280 Speaker 1: you know who wins America, because we'll get the best one. 374 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:21,760 Speaker 1: Maybe it's still Trump, It certainly might be. Maybe it's DeSantis, 375 00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:25,679 Speaker 1: certainly might be. Trump's the old lion. DeSantis is the 376 00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:30,119 Speaker 1: new young lion. They both, both of them. Both of 377 00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:33,679 Speaker 1: them have an excellent case to make for why they 378 00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:38,200 Speaker 1: should be the next president. Both of them do. We're 379 00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:40,919 Speaker 1: only going to know if they fight. But it doesn't 380 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:43,280 Speaker 1: matter really what you want or what I want. You 381 00:22:43,359 --> 00:22:45,720 Speaker 1: do know they are going to fight, right, It's inevitable 382 00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:49,560 Speaker 1: DeSantis is doing the I'm not talking about a thing, 383 00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:53,800 Speaker 1: right now because he's running for governor. Well, he's going 384 00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:57,520 Speaker 1: to get elected again. He's running this year. He's going 385 00:22:57,560 --> 00:22:59,879 Speaker 1: to get elected, and it's going to be a massa. 386 00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:03,000 Speaker 1: He is going to take a once purple state and 387 00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:05,840 Speaker 1: turn it very, very red, which de Santis would tell 388 00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:10,000 Speaker 1: you as another notch in his belt. Look what I've done. Okay, 389 00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:12,440 Speaker 1: So he's going to do that. He's gonna get elected again, 390 00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:16,440 Speaker 1: and then eventually him and Trump are going to get 391 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:20,240 Speaker 1: in a fight. And this is why the media is 392 00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:23,520 Speaker 1: going to make sure of it. It doesn't matter if 393 00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:26,240 Speaker 1: you want them to get along. The media wants them 394 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:29,760 Speaker 1: to fight. They do, and so they're going to ask 395 00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:33,840 Speaker 1: Trump at every interview, at every rally, every time they 396 00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:36,200 Speaker 1: get a handle on him. Hey, hey, there's a new 397 00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:39,800 Speaker 1: pull out showing Ronda Santas. He's within a couple of points. 398 00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:42,280 Speaker 1: So what do you think about Ronda Santis? And Trump's 399 00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:44,440 Speaker 1: gonna do what he's been doing. I like him, He's fine. 400 00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:46,760 Speaker 1: It's I don't think he's gonna run, but it's gonna 401 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:48,760 Speaker 1: happen over and over and over and over and over. 402 00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:51,560 Speaker 1: Hey what about Ronda Santas? Are you scared of Ronda Santis? 403 00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:54,919 Speaker 1: I bet you're scared of Ronda Santis, and they'll do 404 00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:58,520 Speaker 1: the same thing to De Santis. They're already starting. It's 405 00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:01,040 Speaker 1: gonna get him worse once he gets a governor again. Hey, 406 00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:02,680 Speaker 1: what do you think about Trump? Are you better than Trump? 407 00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:05,480 Speaker 1: Should it be you instead of Trump? Hey? Hey to Santis? 408 00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:07,760 Speaker 1: I heard Trump. I heard Trump said he could beat you. 409 00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:09,520 Speaker 1: What do you think about that? What do you think 410 00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:13,280 Speaker 1: about that? And here's what's going to happen. One of them, 411 00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:16,800 Speaker 1: it'll probably be Trump. One of them is gonna pop 412 00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:19,840 Speaker 1: off at the mouth and lose his temper and he's 413 00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:22,439 Speaker 1: going to say something that's going to get the fight on. 414 00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:25,800 Speaker 1: They're gonna ask Trump won too many times. He's going 415 00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:28,680 Speaker 1: to be annoyed by it. Maybe he'll be tired, Maybe 416 00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:32,040 Speaker 1: he's just aggravated, and he's gonna say, look, run to 417 00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:34,320 Speaker 1: Santa says no chance against me, or something to that 418 00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:37,280 Speaker 1: to that effect. And when you have two type A 419 00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:40,880 Speaker 1: personalities who both want to sit in the big boy chair, 420 00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:44,840 Speaker 1: that's enough to get them both in the ring. It 421 00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:46,760 Speaker 1: doesn't matter whether you want it to happen or don't 422 00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:48,879 Speaker 1: want it to happen. I'm on record of having wanting 423 00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:51,080 Speaker 1: it to happen. I want everyone in the primary. I 424 00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:52,959 Speaker 1: want twenty people in there. I want to see who 425 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,240 Speaker 1: the best man is. That's what I want. But maybe 426 00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:57,520 Speaker 1: you're one of these people. You don't you're worried about 427 00:24:57,520 --> 00:25:01,480 Speaker 1: them fighting too much. I would argue the twenty sixteen 428 00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:04,159 Speaker 1: primary was the ugliest primary I've ever seen in my 429 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:06,639 Speaker 1: life for Republicans, and Donald Trump went on to be 430 00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:09,800 Speaker 1: President of the United States of America. Ugly primaries don't 431 00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:12,200 Speaker 1: mean we're hurt for the general. That nut's not true 432 00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:14,480 Speaker 1: at all. Historically that doesn't work out that way. I 433 00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:16,679 Speaker 1: want them to fight, but maybe you don't. But it 434 00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:19,240 Speaker 1: really doesn't matter what you want or what you don't want. 435 00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:23,520 Speaker 1: They're having a fight. I guarantee they're having a fight. 436 00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:27,320 Speaker 1: Showgun gaybear And that's not very nice. That's not right 437 00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:31,159 Speaker 1: nice your opening segment from the Friday Show. Want to 438 00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:33,440 Speaker 1: send an email again so that the young people in 439 00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:37,280 Speaker 1: the audience can hear it. Join a trade. I work 440 00:25:37,359 --> 00:25:41,359 Speaker 1: for an electrician as a twenty five year old male. 441 00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:45,000 Speaker 1: I made a little over one hundred grand last year 442 00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:48,399 Speaker 1: before Uncle Sam took away forty percent of it. People 443 00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:52,720 Speaker 1: will always need electricity, air conditioning, plumbing. Young adults today 444 00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:56,440 Speaker 1: are soft. Develop a skill and make that money. I'm 445 00:25:56,440 --> 00:26:01,280 Speaker 1: telling you in this look, it's not exactly news. The 446 00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:03,720 Speaker 1: market is crap. I mean, imagine what it's like for 447 00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:06,840 Speaker 1: these poor college kids right now. You're graduating college, you're 448 00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:10,480 Speaker 1: buried in debt, and we're about to go into a 449 00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:14,240 Speaker 1: recession or depression or something something terrible, and you can't 450 00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:19,440 Speaker 1: find a job. The plumbers are still working because people 451 00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:23,080 Speaker 1: still want to flush their toilets. Electricians are still out 452 00:26:23,119 --> 00:26:26,040 Speaker 1: there working. I like when the lights come on when 453 00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:30,640 Speaker 1: I flipped the switch. Air conditioning companies, We've been roasting 454 00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:32,439 Speaker 1: to death in the studio for a week because our 455 00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:34,480 Speaker 1: air conditioning company is too big to come out and 456 00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:37,960 Speaker 1: fix the AC. Oh yeah, yeah, we're in a recession. 457 00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:41,719 Speaker 1: They're not in a recession. They're all over the place. 458 00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:45,359 Speaker 1: You don't have to go to college to create a 459 00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:49,120 Speaker 1: great living for yourself. One hundred grand a year, man, 460 00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:52,879 Speaker 1: one hundred grand a year is fantastic money. That's putting 461 00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:56,080 Speaker 1: a ring on your wife's finger. A couple probably use 462 00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:59,239 Speaker 1: cars in the driveway a little home. Your kids are 463 00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:02,320 Speaker 1: gonna have new shoes whose every school year. One hundred 464 00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:04,439 Speaker 1: grand a year, your whole life. If you made one 465 00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:06,560 Speaker 1: hundred grand a year and you were smart socked away 466 00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:09,320 Speaker 1: five ten percent, you're going to retire with a million 467 00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:16,640 Speaker 1: bucks and be just fine. Electricians they're making that, Welders 468 00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:21,439 Speaker 1: are making that. Plumbers are making that. Aiden, Jaden and 469 00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:24,679 Speaker 1: Brayden getting one hundred thousand dollars in debt as you 470 00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:28,320 Speaker 1: send them off to NYU. He'll be thirty thirty five 471 00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:31,960 Speaker 1: years old before his assets are even worth close to 472 00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:35,000 Speaker 1: what his liabilities are worth, because he's going to spend 473 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:38,080 Speaker 1: the bulk of his career early on paying off that 474 00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:41,360 Speaker 1: useless degree you went to make him get, just so 475 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:43,560 Speaker 1: he could sit in front of a communist and learn 476 00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:46,920 Speaker 1: how much white people suck. Why are we still doing this? 477 00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:50,560 Speaker 1: All right? We have lots more emails, Chris, and we 478 00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:53,399 Speaker 1: have headlines I didn't get to, and we have I 479 00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:56,560 Speaker 1: see the tally, Chris. We have lots more emails and 480 00:27:56,680 --> 00:28:01,399 Speaker 1: headlines I didn't get too, and more. But first, the 481 00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:05,800 Speaker 1: weekend is coming. It's hump day today. Maybe it's time 482 00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:09,120 Speaker 1: to stop putting it off and go buy yourself. You're 483 00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:13,879 Speaker 1: mantis X. You get a mantis X because that's what 484 00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:16,800 Speaker 1: the Marines use it's what the green berets use. It 485 00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:20,480 Speaker 1: attaches to your weapon, and it allows you to practice 486 00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:22,760 Speaker 1: in your home. But when I say practice, I want 487 00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:25,520 Speaker 1: to be clear, I don't mean target practice. It's not 488 00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:28,679 Speaker 1: just clink. Oh you hit here, clink you hit No, no, 489 00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:33,320 Speaker 1: no no. They'll put you through drills, they'll give you feedback, 490 00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:38,560 Speaker 1: they're giving you guidance. You're going to get better, and 491 00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:42,640 Speaker 1: you're going to get better fast. Ninety four percent of 492 00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:47,239 Speaker 1: shooters said they got better within twenty minutes. It's not 493 00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:50,520 Speaker 1: enough to own that weapon practice with it, and this 494 00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:53,040 Speaker 1: allows you to practice without firing a shot and spending 495 00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:58,520 Speaker 1: that money. Go to mantis x dot com. That's mantis 496 00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:01,200 Speaker 1: x dot com and get one to day. All right, 497 00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:05,720 Speaker 1: all right, what, Chris, We can make jokes. It's fine, 498 00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:15,680 Speaker 1: you got that right. The Jesse Kelly Show. It is 499 00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:19,160 Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly 500 00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:21,800 Speaker 1: Show on a Wednesday. Don't worry. I'll be back again tomorrow. 501 00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:23,960 Speaker 1: We still gotta We still got a couple more days 502 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,840 Speaker 1: before you have to miss me for a week. I 503 00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:30,840 Speaker 1: can't imagine, Chris. I've never been without me, so no, 504 00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:32,920 Speaker 1: hear me out. I've never been without me, so I 505 00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:35,960 Speaker 1: can't imagine what people must go through when I'm not here. 506 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:41,920 Speaker 1: What you know what, you're not a nice person, Chris. 507 00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:44,760 Speaker 1: Remember what Obama said. This is Obama from two thousand 508 00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:46,560 Speaker 1: and eight. I know that we're having a debate right 509 00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:51,080 Speaker 1: now about the gas tax holiday. I know how brutal 510 00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:54,360 Speaker 1: this is on folks right now. But for us to 511 00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:59,920 Speaker 1: suggest that thirty cents a day for three months is Rael, 512 00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:05,800 Speaker 1: relieve that that's a real energy policy, means that we 513 00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:09,360 Speaker 1: are not tackling the problem that has to be tackling. 514 00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:13,960 Speaker 1: We are offering dummis. When we're offering the same thing 515 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:17,800 Speaker 1: that John McCain's offering on the cheek. That means we're 516 00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:22,200 Speaker 1: not presenting a truthful response to the challenges that we 517 00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:25,640 Speaker 1: face in America. We can do better than that this time. 518 00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:30,840 Speaker 1: How great was Obama at sounding like this reasonable moderate 519 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:34,600 Speaker 1: while saying nothing He of course said nothing nothing there 520 00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:39,600 Speaker 1: and everything he wanted was horrible. He was so good 521 00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:42,800 Speaker 1: at going out on the campaign trail and just sounding 522 00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:46,680 Speaker 1: like a moderate. I mean, maybe we should be thankful 523 00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:51,480 Speaker 1: this idiot's in charge now. My message is simple, to 524 00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:55,520 Speaker 1: the company's running gas stations and setting those prices at 525 00:30:55,560 --> 00:31:01,080 Speaker 1: the pump. This is a time of war, global peril Ukraine. 526 00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:05,680 Speaker 1: These are not normal times. Bring down the press. You 527 00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:09,719 Speaker 1: are charging at the pump. Poor Joe's just lost? All right? 528 00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:14,800 Speaker 1: Email round up time, Chris before I get to headlines, Jesse. 529 00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:19,600 Speaker 1: If Republicans can rule or run rule, I don't know 530 00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:22,240 Speaker 1: what that means, and beat all the Democrats. What's the 531 00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:25,360 Speaker 1: chance we can get Mitch McConnell out of office because 532 00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:28,360 Speaker 1: he's a shill for the Democratic Party, he says, I 533 00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:34,000 Speaker 1: can say his name. His name is Rick. Not very good, 534 00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:38,280 Speaker 1: Not anytime soon. We need to win elections for a 535 00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:41,560 Speaker 1: lot of years before we can get rid of Mitch McConnell. Hello, 536 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,720 Speaker 1: my husband was in the Air Force for twenty years 537 00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:47,960 Speaker 1: and now works for a big contractor. I thought you 538 00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:50,280 Speaker 1: might be interested to know he has decided to give 539 00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:53,680 Speaker 1: his job, has decided to give them June teenth off 540 00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:58,880 Speaker 1: instead of Veterans Day. Infuriating. This is where we're going 541 00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:01,080 Speaker 1: in corporate America. And there's another part of this for 542 00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:08,040 Speaker 1: corporate America. People don't talk about the HR departments. HR 543 00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:12,840 Speaker 1: departments have been taken over by insane communist crazy cat ladies, 544 00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:16,960 Speaker 1: and it is crushing the corporate world. They're the ones 545 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,760 Speaker 1: who lay all this stuff out, and so often the 546 00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:22,240 Speaker 1: CEOs and board members and things like that they don't 547 00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:24,880 Speaker 1: want to push back on it. And so crazy catwoman 548 00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:29,800 Speaker 1: she runs corporate America. Dear Oracle, my girlfriend said to 549 00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:32,800 Speaker 1: tell you how unbelievably handsome you are. Shut up, Chris. 550 00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:35,440 Speaker 1: Your ability to come up with great name for our 551 00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:38,720 Speaker 1: government government leaders is up there with rush Limbaughs. I 552 00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:41,240 Speaker 1: still laugh every time I hear you say, Grandma Vacca 553 00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:45,640 Speaker 1: Corendiversity higher is hilarious and right on point. I've been 554 00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:50,520 Speaker 1: listening slash podcasting daily for months. You refer to Kamala 555 00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:53,600 Speaker 1: Harris as dome. Please tell me what that means or 556 00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:58,240 Speaker 1: where it comes from. Now I don't think I will. 557 00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:01,600 Speaker 1: And now here's a headline. You know that. You know 558 00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:08,880 Speaker 1: the thing headlines we didn't get to you. Cotton and 559 00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:14,520 Speaker 1: Banks spearhead of bill allowing adults to sue doctors who 560 00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:20,920 Speaker 1: transition transition them as miners. This is fantastic. Remember a 561 00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:24,880 Speaker 1: whole part of this whole trans thing is it's a 562 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:28,640 Speaker 1: gigantic money making industry. My buddy Matt Walsh talks about 563 00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:33,040 Speaker 1: this a lot. There's so much money, and the child 564 00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:36,040 Speaker 1: psychologists saying, well, I mean, yeah, timmy, you actually are 565 00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:39,080 Speaker 1: a woman. And then there's so much money, and the 566 00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:41,520 Speaker 1: doctor taking them in, Oh, of course, we're gonna need 567 00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:44,880 Speaker 1: to get you on a steady diet of puberty blockers. 568 00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:47,680 Speaker 1: And then there's so much money on the surgeon saying, actually, 569 00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:50,320 Speaker 1: the puberty blockers weren't enough time to get you in 570 00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:52,400 Speaker 1: here with the old cigar cutter and take care of 571 00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:55,680 Speaker 1: that thing for you, Timmy. There's so much money in 572 00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:59,760 Speaker 1: it for all these people. We need to start disins 573 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:04,080 Speaker 1: an advising the insanity in this country. That's outstanding. Alex 574 00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:09,880 Speaker 1: Berenson COVID paper shows declining sperm counts as a result 575 00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:13,759 Speaker 1: of vaccines. We are going to have, between this and 576 00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:17,319 Speaker 1: the problems women are having with the uterus, we are 577 00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:21,480 Speaker 1: going to have such a gigantic population die off in 578 00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:24,799 Speaker 1: the future. It is just I can't even I mean, 579 00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:26,880 Speaker 1: I can't even make a joke about it. That's just 580 00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:32,879 Speaker 1: so incredibly sad. Texas Republicans want to secede. The article says, 581 00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:36,120 Speaker 1: good riddance, this is why I want a national divorce. 582 00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:40,680 Speaker 1: We're in agreement. You don't want to live with me. 583 00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:44,480 Speaker 1: You hate me. But here's the thing. I don't want 584 00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:47,880 Speaker 1: to live with you. I hate you, so why do 585 00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:50,480 Speaker 1: we live together. I mean that that doesn't make any 586 00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:52,719 Speaker 1: sense at all if we hate each other. Let us 587 00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:57,520 Speaker 1: move along. Chicago police no longer allowed to chase criminals 588 00:34:57,560 --> 00:35:01,920 Speaker 1: over minor offenses. I have told you this a thousand times. 589 00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:06,600 Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you this again. Get out of 590 00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:10,440 Speaker 1: the cities. It's not as if they've reached some low 591 00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:13,799 Speaker 1: point and they're getting ready to take back off. They're 592 00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:18,560 Speaker 1: down and they are nosediving even worse. These places are 593 00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:24,080 Speaker 1: just lawless nut jobs. California bill to bar police from 594 00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:29,160 Speaker 1: making rests on charges of loitering for prostitution goes to 595 00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:32,440 Speaker 1: Governor Gavin Newsom's desk. I guess now we know why 596 00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:36,760 Speaker 1: hunters in California. You've already Mayor to demolish the rob 597 00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:40,880 Speaker 1: Elementary following the tragic school shooting. I actually support this. 598 00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:43,760 Speaker 1: How could you ever walk in that building again knowing 599 00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:45,600 Speaker 1: what happened in there? Yeah, it might as well just 600 00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:51,279 Speaker 1: demo the place Frenches creates a summer's worst treat, a 601 00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:58,000 Speaker 1: horrifying ketchup flavored popsicle. If you eat ketch ketchup flavored popsicles. 602 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:02,680 Speaker 1: Turn off my show right now. Meagan Rapino backs trans athletes, 603 00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:07,759 Speaker 1: says your kids high school volleyball team just isn't that important. 604 00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:13,120 Speaker 1: And here's yet another reminder to you young ladies considering feminism. 605 00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:16,080 Speaker 1: You listen to all these pop stars and your professors 606 00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:18,640 Speaker 1: and the feminist this and feminist dad, and you go 607 00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:22,400 Speaker 1: girl and girl boss. Remember something, ladies, I want you 608 00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:28,920 Speaker 1: to remember. Everyone hates a feminist. Everybody, even other feminists 609 00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:33,640 Speaker 1: hate feminists. They're the most unlikable people in the world. 610 00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:38,240 Speaker 1: Joe Biden officially becomes the most unpopular second year president 611 00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:47,240 Speaker 1: in recorded history. Well, six dollars a gallon gas, twenty 612 00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:50,960 Speaker 1: percent reduction in your standard of living, an international embarrassment 613 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:55,520 Speaker 1: in Afghanistan, constantly belittling people and talking down to people, 614 00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:59,080 Speaker 1: in pandemic of the unvaccinated, and yeah, that's going to 615 00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:02,719 Speaker 1: end up killing your popularity. All right, Remember you can 616 00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:06,400 Speaker 1: email the show anything you want, Jesse at Jesse Kelly 617 00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:10,800 Speaker 1: Show dot com, Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com. 618 00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:15,360 Speaker 1: There's a chance I will allow some phone calls tomorrow. 619 00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:18,600 Speaker 1: We haven't allowed a single phone call all week. And yes, 620 00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:21,600 Speaker 1: on occasion I do miss you, all right to send 621 00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:26,800 Speaker 1: me your emails. You can go download the podcast iHeart Google, Spotify, iTunes. 622 00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:28,920 Speaker 1: If you want to watch me do the show on 623 00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:31,319 Speaker 1: the simulcash, you have to go to the first tv 624 00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:35,680 Speaker 1: dot com slash Jesse and sign up. All right, that's 625 00:37:35,719 --> 00:37:35,879 Speaker 1: all