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Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on

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Speaker 1: a magnificent Friday. And ask Doctor Jesse Friday and man,

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Speaker 1: oh Man, we're gonna talk a little. We'll make fun

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Speaker 1: of Letitia James real quick. Get back to the ask

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Speaker 1: Doctor Jesse questions. Tom Holman's still killing it. Jd Vance.

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Speaker 1: He uh, he really did embarrass the entire European Union.

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Speaker 1: Apparently the Germans are mad about it. And Letitia James

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Speaker 1: not at all happy that Trump administration is pulling their money.

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Speaker 2: It's unacceptable, unconstitutional, unctrabiased. They've exceeded their authority, and so

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Speaker 2: it's important that Attorney's General representing our respective states stand

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Speaker 2: up and enforce the rule of law because Elon Musk,

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Speaker 2: individuals at the Treasury, and the president of these United

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Speaker 2: States is not above the law.

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Speaker 1: She's angry because they cut all that funding to New York.

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Speaker 1: Remember a Biden administration was hoovering up as much of

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Speaker 1: your money as possible and sending it to all their

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Speaker 1: friends in the blue areas. Trump and them cut it off.

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Speaker 1: But Letitia maybe maybe going after Trump for all those felonies.

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Speaker 1: Maybe putting that ridiculous judgment against him. Maybe, in hindsight,

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Speaker 1: maybe that wasn't the route to go. Look, let's talk

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Speaker 1: about this Eric Adams thing, because they're going to try

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Speaker 1: to make this a big deal. They've been trying to

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Speaker 1: make it a big deal all day. Just to update

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Speaker 1: So the saga has been this. Eric Adams, as you

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Speaker 1: already know, came out as soon as the administration started

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Speaker 1: shipping a bunch of illegals into his city. He was

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Speaker 1: critical of it. About five minutes after he was critical

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Speaker 1: of it, the FBI is kicking in his door. Looked

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Speaker 1: really bad, looked awfully like. The Biden administration did well

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Speaker 1: what they always did, and that's used the FBI as

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Speaker 1: their political cudgel, and so they went after Eric Adams.

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Speaker 1: Now along comes Donald Trump. He's up in the polls,

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Speaker 1: looking good. Eric Adams starts to get cozy with Donald Trump,

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Speaker 1: starts to speak about him well, goes to meet him.

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Speaker 1: Eric Adams starting to sound like a Trump supporter. Lo

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Speaker 1: and behold, the Trump Justice Department announces they're dropping the

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Speaker 1: charges against Eric Adams. Right about the exact same time,

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Speaker 1: Eric Adams announces that they're going to drop some of

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Speaker 1: this sanctuary city nonsense in New York City and they're

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Speaker 1: going to start working with Tom Holman. That's why Holman's

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Speaker 1: able to say things like.

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Speaker 3: This, Get nice officers back in Rikers is meaningful because

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Speaker 3: we agree that.

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Speaker 1: Tom Holman can be hard to understand sometimes Rikers he's

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Speaker 1: talking about Rikers Island, that big infamous jail, obviously New

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Speaker 3: Get nice officers back in Rikers is meaningful because we

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Speaker 3: agree that you know, the worst of the worst, the

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Speaker 3: firearms violations, the murderers, the kidnapper is a rapist. You

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Speaker 3: know we'll come to our attention, so release we can

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Speaker 3: grab them. I made it clear I want everybody. If

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Speaker 3: you're an illegal in and you get booked in Rikers Island,

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Speaker 3: So this is a start to deal with the worst

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Speaker 3: of the worst in the beginning, but I made it

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Speaker 3: clear that my plan on the whole of them, I

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Speaker 1: Eric Adams letting them work with Rikers Island. And now

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Speaker 1: we have this thing where the Southern District in New

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Speaker 1: York that US Attorney's Office very the most powerful, most

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Speaker 1: famous one in the country. That's where you know, all

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Speaker 1: those mafia prosecutions and things like that, that's where they

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Speaker 1: came from. There was a resignation. Lady comes out says, hey,

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Speaker 1: I'm not dropping the charges against Eric Adams. This is crazy,

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Speaker 1: it's against it's against my moral code. I'm not dropping

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Speaker 1: these charges. Well, my theory, which I guess is pretty obvious,

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Speaker 1: how legitimate the FBI raids on Eric Adams were. That's

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Speaker 1: not my fault, that's the FBI's fault. You violate my

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Speaker 1: trust a thousand times. I just naturally assume every time

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Speaker 1: you raid someone it's political. Don't don't blame me, go

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Speaker 1: look in the mirror, FBI, you did this to yourself.

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Speaker 1: So I assumed it was a political hit job. But

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Speaker 1: I don't know that Eric Adams cuts a deal Trump

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Speaker 1: Trump will drop his charges. In exchange, Eric Adams will

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Speaker 1: I know he lives in Marlago in Florida. Now Donald

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Speaker 1: destroy his reputation. I think that judgment against him was

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Speaker 1: three hundred million dollars if I remember right, try to

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Speaker 1: wipe him out financially, and all this stuff was unjustified,

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Speaker 1: a complete political hit job. Only you did all that

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Speaker 1: to the guy who won the White House. And now

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Speaker 1: look as mad as you want, Latitia James, did you

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Speaker 2: It's unacceptable, unconstitutional, unctrabiased. They've exceeded their authority, and so

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Speaker 2: it's important that attorney's general representing our respective states stand

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Speaker 1: Because, sorry, Letitia Ah Jesse rad Assassin Kelly, this guy says,

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Speaker 1: I've heard you say the FBI is not saveable and

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Speaker 1: must be dismantled countless times over the years, and I

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Speaker 1: strongly agree. But you stop short on expressing if we

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Speaker 1: need a different kind of cheka or none at all.

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Speaker 1: Can you elaborate? Well, here's here's what I will say.

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Speaker 1: Here's what I will say. I'm not willing to entertain

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Speaker 1: the thought of a new federal law enforcement arm at

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Speaker 1: this time. And I know that sounds like lawyers speak,

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Speaker 1: but allow me to explain. Allow me to explain. You

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Speaker 1: ever know an alcoholic or maybe you've been one, maybe

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Speaker 1: you are one. Maybe you're struggling with booze right now,

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Speaker 1: So let's talk about alcohol for a moment, or an

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Speaker 1: alcoholic for a moment. I'm going out to dinner tonight

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Speaker 1: to clean up. I'm trying to get clean. I should

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Speaker 1: I don't drink wine, but I shouldn't have a whiskey tonight,

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Speaker 1: even one, because I've shown a history of being susceptible

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Speaker 1: of my history of abusing it, I should avoid it completely.

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Speaker 1: If you've never abused it, you've never struggled with it,

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Speaker 1: then go have a freaking glass. Have a glass, enjoy

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Speaker 1: your evening, go home, relax, go to sleep, have a glass.

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Speaker 1: The federal government run by Democrats. Go Look, ninety two

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Speaker 1: percent of them voted for Kamala Harris. The federal government

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Speaker 1: is Democrat. The Democrat Party is now communist, evil, filthy communists.

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Speaker 1: They have used the Federal Law Enforcement Arm as their

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Speaker 1: political plaything to repeatedly attack their political opponents. At this time,

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Speaker 1: have proven repeatedly, time and time again, you will abuse it.

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Speaker 1: You struggle with it if I give you that power,

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Speaker 1: because remember, Democrats will have power again soon. I don't

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Speaker 1: know what soon means, don't get me wrong, but they

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Speaker 1: you have already proven when you take over the FBI,

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Speaker 1: you will send them after the Republican nominee. You will

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Speaker 1: send them after pro lifers, you will send them after

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Speaker 1: this will be different twenty years from now, thirty years

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Speaker 1: from now, But at this point in time, Democrats have

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Speaker 1: proven that they cannot be trusted with a federal law

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Speaker 1: to answer your question, at this time, no, I am

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Speaker 1: not supportive of any federal law enforcement agency replacing the FBI.

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Speaker 1: What they have done could have ended and still can

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Speaker 1: if it doesn't get cleaned out. Could have ended the

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Speaker 1: United States of America. I told you before, and I

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Speaker 1: made it completely. The Federal Bureau of invent Mistigation, if

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Speaker 1: That's how civil wars start. The FBI could end America

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Speaker 1: if not brought to heel. No, no more federal law

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Speaker 1: at Jesse show dot com. Jesse. One thing I don't

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Speaker 1: Nothing in Gaza should be rebuilt until Hamas surrenders and

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Speaker 1: It's not. What do you think says? His name? Is Paul. Well,

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Speaker 1: that war is never going to be over.

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Speaker 1: This this goes well beyond a region. You know. You

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Speaker 1: say Hamas Hezbealah are not defeated. Well, there's new recruits

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Speaker 1: for these organizations all the time. There's always uh angry,

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Speaker 1: cause to fight for once adventure and organizations like these

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Speaker 1: because they get money. Remember, there's money in all this.

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Speaker 1: The leaders of Hamas, I know it's called cutter. I

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Speaker 1: don't like that. The leaders of Hamas are in Qatar.

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Speaker 1: They're millionaires. They steal all that money the international world

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Speaker 1: For Mexican restaurants, it's the caso. Don't roll your eyes,

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Speaker 1: Go get them, Jesse o King of the Little Digits.

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Speaker 1: It's not nice. I don't get a chance to listen

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Speaker 1: you here. Marine Raiders. You ever heard of the Marine Raiders?

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Speaker 1: brawl it out and see who can beat each other

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Speaker 1: to death. They will drop, They would drop into your

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Speaker 1: fighting hole with you at night to die, ready to die,

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Speaker 1: and they would just try to kill you and your buddy.

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Speaker 1: And you're having a knife fight in a fighting hole,

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Speaker 1: and fists in your bite. That it was not uncommon

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Speaker 1: at all hand to hand combat. The Marine raiders in

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Speaker 1: after they tried it, switched to the k bar because

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Speaker 1: stabbing people to death and for the other various things

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Speaker 1: the ke bar even cooler?

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Speaker 6: The Marine raiders, the super specops type in World War

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Speaker 6: Two said, no, I don't like to cut people's throat

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Speaker 6: with this. I like to cut people's throat.

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Speaker 1: With the k bar. Give me one of those. Isn't

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Speaker 1: that freaking cool? Hey, mister waffle House, does your hate

455
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Speaker 1: for mashed potatoes extend to grits? Absolutely not. Mashed potatoes

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Speaker 1: and grits are not even close to being the same

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Speaker 1: thing at all. Grits, Oh my gosh, shrimp and grits.

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Speaker 1: If you get some Cajun restaurants, there's all kinds of

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Speaker 1: looking at? What you people can eat that grits do

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Speaker 1: not suck? Why are you being Is this because I

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Speaker 1: brought up the shrimp? Chris? You can have kosher and

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Speaker 1: grits or something. I don't know. No, not all grits suck. No,

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Speaker 1: they're not do I like oatmeal. Grits are not oatmeal.

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Speaker 1: is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly Show. On a Friday of Valentine's Day. I have

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Speaker 1: to go spend some money on steak and stuff like that.

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Speaker 1: But she's worth it, and she's worth it. I love you, Princess.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be an gonna be an expensive night. What

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Speaker 1: Chris what? Yeah? The food is gonna be good. The

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Speaker 1: food is gonna get We're just not steakhouses. Look, I

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna make myself sound like Chris here and I

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Speaker 1: hate myself for this, but I really prefer a steakhouse

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Speaker 1: when someone else is buying. Like what, Chris, you understand

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Speaker 1: now that it's always some corporate event when you gotta

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Speaker 1: when I have to go meet the suits, I gotta

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Speaker 1: fly out of town that as soon as you get

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Speaker 1: to get with them them. I mean, it's it's it's

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Speaker 1: easier to order that steak that costs like sixty dollars

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Speaker 1: when you're on someone else's time. Just is I'm more

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Speaker 1: of a red lobster man. I'm more of a Little

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Speaker 1: Caesar's Pepperoni puffs. And you know what, it's not just me.

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Speaker 1: I told you I watched that Super Bowl and maybe

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Speaker 1: they've been doing this during the NFL games. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I'ven't been watching, but I a commercial. I'm pretty sure

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Speaker 1: it was during the Super Bowl where they were advertising

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Speaker 1: the Pepperoni puffs for Little Caesars. What Corey did? I what?

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Speaker 1: I don't know if there's a bacon version of it, Corey,

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Speaker 1: but we should look into that as a show. We

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Speaker 1: should do some research not for you, Chris, Corey and

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Speaker 1: I can have bacon, Okay, Corey and I either way.

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Speaker 1: The pepperoni puffs that Little Caesar's are so good. And

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Speaker 1: if ob would just text me and say, hey, I'd

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Speaker 1: rather have Little Caesar's tonight, what Chris, I would be

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Speaker 1: okay with that. I would do that in a heartbeat.

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Speaker 1: But now she has her heart set on steak and

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Speaker 1: there's no one to pay for it, no one to

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Speaker 1: pay for it. Now it's just me, me, sixty dollars steak.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'll do. I won't get any appetizers.

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Speaker 1: I'll go appetizer free. I'm not even gonna get a salad.

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Speaker 1: And then ab will be like, you need a sound

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Speaker 1: because you can have your vegetables. You know how she

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Speaker 1: is with the hell stuff. And I'll act like like

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Speaker 1: I already had one at work. No, she'll never believe that. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: Let's do some couple more emails. Dear Jesse, Why should

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Speaker 1: Trump even waste his time talking to Zolensky. Isn't Zelensky

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Speaker 1: the reason he was almost impeached? Well, he has no

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Speaker 1: choice right now if you're going to bring the Ukraine

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Speaker 1: Russia war to an end then Zolensky has to be

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Speaker 1: part of that and he will bring it to an end.

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Speaker 1: I really do believe that now, because they both they

543
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Speaker 1: both sound like they want it, meaning Putin and Zelensky.

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Speaker 1: It was it was the Biden administration that was keeping

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Speaker 1: that whole thing going. Zelensky doesn't have the men, and

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Speaker 1: without America supplying the endless war, without US sending all

547
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Speaker 1: the crap we've been sending them, Zelensky can't He can't

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Speaker 1: keep going. And we don't like to talk about this

549
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Speaker 1: because very few people were rooting for Russia. You may

550
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Speaker 1: not be the biggest Ukraine fan. I may not be

551
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Speaker 1: the biggest Ukraine fan, but I don't know many people

552
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Speaker 1: who were rooting for Russia to invade and win and

553
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Speaker 1: things like that. We don't like. We don't like people

554
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Speaker 1: losing a war, but oftentimes, remember historically, when you lose

555
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Speaker 1: a war, it's not the end of the world. We

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Speaker 1: have a World War II version of what warfare looks like,

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Speaker 1: where no unconditional surrender, complete annihilation. We will reduce your

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Speaker 1: society to rubble and then we'll tell you how you

559
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Speaker 1: can go from there. But that's not the norm throughout history,

560
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Speaker 1: throughout history, when there is a war between tribes or nations,

561
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Speaker 1: they will go they will fight over something, land, something, whatever,

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Speaker 1: they fight over, and then there's a negotiated peace, a

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Speaker 1: negotiated peace. I'll take a little of this, you take

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Speaker 1: a little of that. Okay, you lost the war. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna take a little bit of your land. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: do this. I'm gonna That is how wars end, That's

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Speaker 1: how most wars end. And this war could have been

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Speaker 1: over a couple years ago. They were trying for a

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Speaker 1: negotiated peace, and for what I believe are a lot

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Speaker 1: of very very corrupt reasons, the West, the UK, and

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Speaker 1: America didn't want it to happen. I mean, you remember

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Speaker 1: I played you that clip from Tucker the other day.

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Speaker 4: Second fact, fact, not guess fact is Ukrainian military is

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Speaker 4: selling a huge resentge up to half of the arms

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Speaker 4: that we send them half. And I'm not guessing about this.

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Speaker 4: I know that for a fact, a fact, okay, not speculation.

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Speaker 4: And they're selling it and a lot of us winding

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Speaker 4: up with the drug cartels on our border. So this

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Speaker 4: is the this is a crime. What's happening. Our intel

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Speaker 4: agencies are fully aware of this. You tell me they're

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Speaker 4: not profiting from this. Of course you think CA is

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Speaker 4: not profiting from this. I guess they are.

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Speaker 1: We just keep sending all our people, all the Ukrainian people,

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Speaker 1: into the meat grinder, so they could keep washing money

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Speaker 1: and weapons and everything else over there, just to tear

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Speaker 1: I can't wait for it to end. I'm not Ukrainian,

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Speaker 1: I'm not Russia, and I have no affinity for either

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Speaker 1: of those countries. It just breaks my heart that many

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Speaker 1: young men getting butchered like that. And it breaks my

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Speaker 1: Use trailer salesman. I'm buying a new motorcycle soon and

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Speaker 1: Get me a fair price and I'll buy it today.

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Speaker 1: You let him know that you are there to buy,

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Speaker 1: that you have made a buying decision, and then you

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Speaker 1: put it on him to get you a fair price.

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Speaker 1: He's going to go back and he's gonna tell his

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Speaker 1: sales manager or his GM. Hey man, I got a

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Speaker 1: buyer I need you to help me out. Tell him

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Speaker 1: you're going to buy it today. Wait till you find

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Speaker 1: the one you want, and tell him you'll buy it today.

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Speaker 1: You get a good price. Go enjoy your husband, Enjoy

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Speaker 1: your wife, girlfriend, boyfriend on Valentine's Day, or if you're single,

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Speaker 1: enjoy being a feminist. I'll see on Monday. That's all