WEBVTT - Good Science: Hanta Virus 0:00:00.760 --> 0:00:05.840 The information provided on this podcast is uninformed and unreviewed. 0:00:06.080 --> 0:00:10.159 Good Science does not do any research about any of 0:00:10.200 --> 0:00:15.240 the topics discussed and assumes no responsibility for errors or 0:00:15.400 --> 0:00:32.960 oh mission, that's good science. Hey everyone, and welcome to 0:00:33.280 --> 0:00:39.080 Good Science with me Robert F. Kennedy Junior, and my 0:00:39.320 --> 0:00:44.720 co host, the ever present, ever Funny always shooting his shot. 0:00:45.360 --> 0:00:50.120 It's Kyle Quim right over here. What you do about you? Well, 0:00:50.159 --> 0:00:55.880 welcome everyone to our HHS podcast, and today we have 0:00:55.960 --> 0:00:58.840 a real doozy, don't we ile. I'm really excited. Oh 0:00:58.960 --> 0:00:59.720 hell yeah. 0:01:00.680 --> 0:01:03.480 This has been scaring me for a while and I'm 0:01:03.600 --> 0:01:06.240 so happy we're tackling it, right. 0:01:06.480 --> 0:01:09.800 You know the crew crew going on a cruise or 0:01:09.800 --> 0:01:12.920 the hand to virus, Yeah, the hand of virus. Man, 0:01:13.160 --> 0:01:15.080 I'm scared of these fucking cruises. 0:01:15.120 --> 0:01:20.839 They feel like, uh, you know, Outbreak Festival or like that. 0:01:21.200 --> 0:01:21.960 Yeah. 0:01:22.120 --> 0:01:24.679 I just want to I just want to wrap my 0:01:24.800 --> 0:01:27.720 mind around this whole fucking virus and how scared I 0:01:27.800 --> 0:01:31.920 should be, how much I should frighten all my little cousins, Uh, 0:01:32.360 --> 0:01:36.360 what I should be saying? I had like thirty or 0:01:36.360 --> 0:01:37.600 forty little cousins. 0:01:37.800 --> 0:01:41.320 Yeah, how old are they? What's their ages? They arranged 0:01:41.360 --> 0:01:45.360 from two to sixty. Wait, man, you have a little cousin, 0:01:45.440 --> 0:01:47.000 that's what How old are you? 0:01:47.400 --> 0:01:52.800 Well, older cousins are shorter. So I I just lump 0:01:52.880 --> 0:01:54.960 them in under an umbrella of. 0:01:54.960 --> 0:01:59.840 Little I understand. So and I just to your categorization 0:02:00.120 --> 0:02:07.120 is both the age and the physical eyes. That's rough, oz, 0:02:08.120 --> 0:02:11.240 that's it. And do they get smaller? Is it like 0:02:11.280 --> 0:02:17.000 a Benjamin small they get older? Yeah? Yeah sometimes? Oh 0:02:17.040 --> 0:02:19.400 so it's not a there's no control. Have you ever 0:02:19.440 --> 0:02:20.799 thought about doing a control? 0:02:21.760 --> 0:02:23.880 What would that look? What's a What does that mean? 0:02:23.880 --> 0:02:27.200 Because I only know you mean like control them with 0:02:27.280 --> 0:02:28.280 my mind? 0:02:28.840 --> 0:02:33.840 Oh? Well, I mean I mean I can't talk about 0:02:33.440 --> 0:02:35.440 secret projects at president. 0:02:37.560 --> 0:02:38.919 Yeah, I want to hear about this. 0:02:38.960 --> 0:02:42.160 Oh there's there like mint shit going on. Well, i'll 0:02:42.200 --> 0:02:44.839 tell you you know, so you know how there's MK 0:02:45.200 --> 0:02:50.359 ultra right, there's CIA program in the nineteen fifties, sixties 0:02:50.400 --> 0:02:51.200 and seventies. There. 0:02:51.360 --> 0:02:54.560 Yeah, they're like uh like Mexican gangs that come in 0:02:54.639 --> 0:02:55.400 from the south. 0:02:55.720 --> 0:03:01.360 That's that's MS thirteen. That's a different group. And President drowned, okay, 0:03:01.440 --> 0:03:04.160 and spend the time getting this is where I get confused? 0:03:04.160 --> 0:03:10.720 And what's that little robot that makes noise you mean tweaky, No, 0:03:10.720 --> 0:03:17.120 no doctor robot from b oh R two D four 0:03:18.080 --> 0:03:18.920 And that's R. 0:03:18.960 --> 0:03:22.400 Two, all right, So that is not the gang that 0:03:22.480 --> 0:03:23.400 you're talking about. 0:03:23.919 --> 0:03:27.120 R two. R two D four, of course, was the 0:03:27.360 --> 0:03:31.720 red R two unit that is briefly seen on the 0:03:31.840 --> 0:03:37.120 Java's trash transport. R two D two is the adventurous 0:03:37.400 --> 0:03:45.119 and plucky droid that exists across the entire Star Wars timeline. 0:03:46.240 --> 0:03:49.520 And he is no R two, which I gender, I 0:03:49.560 --> 0:03:53.120 should say, And I don't believe that gender norms. I mean, 0:03:53.280 --> 0:03:56.120 and I don't believe in I don't believe in labeling 0:03:56.240 --> 0:03:59.960 genders besides man and what man? But R two is 0:04:00.120 --> 0:04:04.720 clearly a boy and uh he uh he's no, he's 0:04:04.720 --> 0:04:07.520 not a disease either. This is m k Ultra. This 0:04:07.600 --> 0:04:17.119 is actually Ted Kaczynski, the the the bomber, the Thebomber. Wow, Kyle, 0:04:17.240 --> 0:04:22.440 come for you. That's a shot. Well when it comes 0:04:22.680 --> 0:04:25.640 when it comes to dangerous people, I know my facts. 0:04:26.080 --> 0:04:31.760 Oh wow, maybe you're in the wrong business. You ever 0:04:31.880 --> 0:04:34.719 think of that because you don't know anything about comedy. 0:04:35.600 --> 0:04:36.279 Maybe you should. 0:04:36.440 --> 0:04:41.719 I know, I'm a fucking encyclopedia about two things. 0:04:42.080 --> 0:04:48.800 Comedy and dangerous people, serial bombers, killer, serial bombers, Gilgo. 0:04:48.880 --> 0:04:51.200 We gotta do a one on the gil Go Beach killer. 0:04:51.360 --> 0:04:56.280 Oh yeah. So uh. MK ultra was the old one, right, 0:04:56.360 --> 0:04:59.960 it dosed people. But President Trump has started a new 0:05:00.080 --> 0:05:05.560 one and it's called MK Supremo. It's all the toppings 0:05:05.600 --> 0:05:10.320 and fixings of MK Ultra with a little bit extra psychosis, 0:05:11.000 --> 0:05:15.560 making sure to control people's minds in thirty minutes or less. 0:05:16.640 --> 0:05:19.920 Like fucking Domino's pizzas. So basically, you're saying you can control. 0:05:19.960 --> 0:05:22.919 You could make people what fart when. 0:05:22.760 --> 0:05:26.480 You want to? Absolutely, you can be crazy. You could 0:05:26.480 --> 0:05:29.279 make people like, have you ever been on a plane 0:05:29.560 --> 0:05:32.440 and you smell it's terrible fart? Or on a cruise 0:05:32.480 --> 0:05:36.560 and there's an awful smell down the hallway. Oh shit, 0:05:37.000 --> 0:05:39.920 that's the act of MK ultra. Okay, So let's. 0:05:39.720 --> 0:05:41.719 Talk about that, because that's what I wanted to speak 0:05:41.720 --> 0:05:45.280 about is the cruises. So we're hearing all this fucking 0:05:45.440 --> 0:05:51.120 news about cruise ships and the hand of virus. We 0:05:51.200 --> 0:05:55.360 got so many diseases coming out of these cruise ships. 0:05:55.400 --> 0:05:58.680 Why A why are they illegal? Why aren't they illegal? 0:05:58.960 --> 0:06:01.440 And be what the fuck is going on. 0:06:01.400 --> 0:06:04.680 Bobby, Well, let's first off, let's talk about and I 0:06:04.760 --> 0:06:07.560 do want to get into uh, you know, because you 0:06:07.600 --> 0:06:12.280 brought this up because of your audition, uh for Second 0:06:12.320 --> 0:06:15.520 City cruis. Yes, that's right, which is really sad. 0:06:15.560 --> 0:06:20.880 I fucking auditioned for Second City for the touring company. 0:06:20.279 --> 0:06:21.800 And everybody what that means. 0:06:22.120 --> 0:06:26.920 It's like some sort of comedy troupe, and you perform 0:06:27.440 --> 0:06:29.400 on these cruises. 0:06:29.360 --> 0:06:31.080 For the morons who are on there. 0:06:31.520 --> 0:06:34.640 And you know, so I couldn't get on as a 0:06:34.800 --> 0:06:37.600 stand up comedian for some fucking reason, even though I 0:06:37.640 --> 0:06:40.320 have millions of followers. So I tried to get in 0:06:40.400 --> 0:06:44.960 through the Second City shit and I failed my audition 0:06:45.200 --> 0:06:48.599 terribly because I shouldn't have touched you know, I shouldn't 0:06:48.600 --> 0:06:49.080 have done that. 0:06:50.000 --> 0:06:53.480 What did you touch? It's it's okay. 0:06:53.680 --> 0:06:56.320 I don't want to get into it because for legal reasons. 0:06:56.760 --> 0:07:01.839 Oh I understand. Well, well, first off, uh, when you 0:07:02.120 --> 0:07:06.000 say you audition, you go on there to go on 0:07:06.000 --> 0:07:10.560 the cruise. Now people say that comedy actually is much 0:07:10.640 --> 0:07:12.120 easier on a boat. 0:07:13.320 --> 0:07:17.200 Yeah, because you're already wobbly, and that's funny. It's sort 0:07:17.240 --> 0:07:20.680 of like you're Charlie Chaplin is what I've told you're 0:07:20.720 --> 0:07:23.840 already moving, You're you know, falling is really funny. 0:07:24.080 --> 0:07:28.400 Aka mister Bean. Oh wow, you know about mister Bean. 0:07:28.480 --> 0:07:31.280 He's great comedy. 0:07:31.600 --> 0:07:32.679 Yeah, I know anything. 0:07:32.920 --> 0:07:35.120 Yeah he was. You know a lot of people don't 0:07:35.120 --> 0:07:38.720 know that mister Bean initially dressed as a giant clitterist. 0:07:38.920 --> 0:07:41.640 He would go on stage at Leicester Hall and the. 0:07:41.840 --> 0:07:45.960 Rude about this. Why did he stop? Uh it wasn't 0:07:46.080 --> 0:07:48.280 like Jewish people or something stopped him, isn't. 0:07:48.560 --> 0:07:52.240 Yes, because he built the Glitteris costume out of the 0:07:52.360 --> 0:07:58.000 discarded foreskins of young British Jews, and so rais why 0:07:58.280 --> 0:08:00.920 and he tied it into his own nerve, his system 0:08:01.360 --> 0:08:04.040 so that when people actually at the end of the show, 0:08:04.120 --> 0:08:06.679 people he encouraged people to go come up and flick 0:08:06.760 --> 0:08:08.520 mister Bean and they would guy. 0:08:08.600 --> 0:08:11.960 See so that's where flick my bean came from. Yeah, 0:08:12.160 --> 0:08:14.600 and so they would be enacting it's crazy. 0:08:14.840 --> 0:08:20.200 Yes. And now a word from today's sponsor, Kyle. We 0:08:20.280 --> 0:08:23.280 got a new sponsor today. Oh hell yeah, oh yeah, 0:08:23.320 --> 0:08:27.600 I'm very excited about this one. And uh, this is 0:08:27.840 --> 0:08:32.520 a company, is a totally new company. It's called Disney 0:08:33.200 --> 0:08:36.640 Cruise Lines. So I want to tell you. I want 0:08:36.640 --> 0:08:40.280 to tell you, Kyle, about Disney cruise lines. You know, 0:08:40.320 --> 0:08:42.640 and I can already hear what you're thinking, based on 0:08:42.679 --> 0:08:48.160 our interview, cruises are floating outbreaks with dacories. Well that's 0:08:48.240 --> 0:08:52.160 not true, Kyle. In this case at Disney, we've had 0:08:52.200 --> 0:08:58.800 our share of diseases, hant ebola, COVID dropsy, and cooties. 0:08:59.679 --> 0:09:03.120 They've all had their start on our ships. 0:09:03.320 --> 0:09:06.160 Get the fuck out of here. Really, this is Disney 0:09:06.200 --> 0:09:07.000 we're talking about. 0:09:07.120 --> 0:09:11.719 This is disnal Disney cruises. So instead of denying it, oh, 0:09:11.760 --> 0:09:16.560 they embraced it on our cruises. They say, you've guaranteed 0:09:16.600 --> 0:09:22.040 to come home with a brand new, rapidly evolving virus experience, 0:09:22.520 --> 0:09:25.880 Kyle experiences. You'd like to have a virus escape room. 0:09:26.760 --> 0:09:30.120 It would be like an escape room and you and 0:09:30.160 --> 0:09:33.800 then you get sick and you know you have a disease, 0:09:34.120 --> 0:09:36.640 and if you get the right one you can leave 0:09:36.679 --> 0:09:41.640 the ship and other ones you die from. Now they've 0:09:41.679 --> 0:09:46.319 broken our air cycling system, they've removed all their cleaning protocols, 0:09:46.360 --> 0:09:49.320 and they staffed their ships with people who do not 0:09:49.679 --> 0:09:53.439 give a shit. Kyle. This is very important. It's incredible. 0:09:53.520 --> 0:09:57.040 This is a closed environment with thousands of morons eating 0:09:57.120 --> 0:10:01.640 rotten shrimp, touching railings and vomiting off the high wobbly deck. 0:10:02.080 --> 0:10:03.840 That's incredible. Wow. 0:10:03.960 --> 0:10:08.400 And so everyone's everyone's sick, and you're experiencing. 0:10:07.520 --> 0:10:11.600 That everyone's sick. And you know, you see those viral videos, 0:10:11.679 --> 0:10:14.320 Kyle where someone's on the thing and they're like, please, 0:10:14.440 --> 0:10:17.400 I'm stuck on the ship. I'm a human being too, 0:10:17.800 --> 0:10:21.080 And imagine how many followers you get from that. Imagine 0:10:21.120 --> 0:10:24.200 the social media clout you can't. That's why they're doing it. 0:10:24.960 --> 0:10:27.719 So you know, if you're a young influencer, if you're 0:10:27.760 --> 0:10:30.959 someone who doesn't have the type of exposure that you want, 0:10:31.200 --> 0:10:34.360 this is a great opportunity for you, Kyle, to get 0:10:34.400 --> 0:10:38.680 a lot of exposure. Now for entertainment, this is incredible. 0:10:38.720 --> 0:10:41.559 They've partnered with DreamWorks, the makers of Ants with a 0:10:41.720 --> 0:10:45.960 Z starring Woody Allen, but in this case they have 0:10:46.240 --> 0:10:50.520 their bigger star track who will be serving hot fries 0:10:50.679 --> 0:10:56.239 by the freezing pool. And we've partnered Machine allowing passagers 0:10:56.320 --> 0:10:59.719 to dump fast fashion into a floating garbage island in 0:10:59.800 --> 0:11:02.520 the which President Trump is worth. 0:11:02.520 --> 0:11:05.080 I've always wanted to do that, and people now pay 0:11:05.160 --> 0:11:06.320 for that experience. 0:11:06.440 --> 0:11:09.800 That's incredible. Well here's you know, think about that. We're 0:11:09.840 --> 0:11:12.080 so fortunate that we lived in the world. But you 0:11:12.120 --> 0:11:15.440 could dump for free, because now people are paying for it, 0:11:15.559 --> 0:11:18.640 pay to dump. They're paying to dump. And you know 0:11:18.840 --> 0:11:23.360 that island. President Trump I could announce now is preparing 0:11:23.440 --> 0:11:26.040 to make the floating garbage island in the Pacific the 0:11:26.160 --> 0:11:32.200 fifty first state in incredible get out, get on that quick, 0:11:32.240 --> 0:11:35.320 by your property now. So if you're old, if you're 0:11:35.360 --> 0:11:38.400 an old oh yeah, okay, So if you're an old, 0:11:38.640 --> 0:11:42.680 dying fuck or a single asshole Kyle looking to get 0:11:42.720 --> 0:11:47.040 absolutely railed on the open water, Dizne is for you. 0:11:47.840 --> 0:11:51.600 If you're going to worry anyway, why not worry with us. 0:11:52.000 --> 0:11:55.960 There's no cruise lines. I think that's hit it up, folks, Yeah, 0:11:56.040 --> 0:12:01.080 hit it up today, offer code Kyle. How about that, Kyle? 0:12:01.160 --> 0:12:03.400 What do you think about that they did you as 0:12:03.440 --> 0:12:08.480 the offer code? Haha? Oh so anyway, well, it's a 0:12:08.600 --> 0:12:11.360 shame that you didn't get on there. But maybe it's 0:12:11.559 --> 0:12:17.640 actually fortunate, Kyle, because cantavirus is just one of a 0:12:17.760 --> 0:12:22.079 number of dangerous viruses that are spreading right now around 0:12:22.080 --> 0:12:22.600 the world. 0:12:22.800 --> 0:12:26.120 So what is hantavirus anti virus. 0:12:26.200 --> 0:12:29.680 Well, first off, the name originates from the Dutch word 0:12:29.920 --> 0:12:32.680 for Santa Claus, which was Hanta Klaus. 0:12:32.760 --> 0:12:39.600 Oh shit, yes, yes, And Hanta Klaus was actually no, no, 0:12:39.679 --> 0:12:46.160 his Dutch Dutch he was actually you know, in Christmas 0:12:46.400 --> 0:12:50.840 is considered a quarantine event in the Netherlands. 0:12:51.400 --> 0:12:55.280 See Hanta Klaus would spread disease, disorder, death, and. 0:12:55.280 --> 0:13:00.640 Sickness instead of presence. Yeah, oh my god, disease. 0:13:00.920 --> 0:13:04.120 Ohka. Yeah. So you'd open a gift, you'd go, oh, well, 0:13:04.200 --> 0:13:08.760 what's in my stocking? Oh, mama, mama, what's in my stocking? Right? 0:13:09.040 --> 0:13:12.000 But they would say it in Dutch, you know, and 0:13:12.040 --> 0:13:14.400 they would go up and they'd pull out polio. It 0:13:14.440 --> 0:13:16.720 would be just a cube of polio and then they 0:13:16.760 --> 0:13:17.640 would eat it. Credit. 0:13:17.720 --> 0:13:21.400 Wait, so okay, So polio used to come in cubes. 0:13:21.240 --> 0:13:25.760 Right, All diseases used to come in cubes. That's crazy. 0:13:25.920 --> 0:13:30.080 And when did it turn invisible? The industrial revolution would 0:13:30.120 --> 0:13:33.319 break all the cubes up and then spread the disease everywhere. 0:13:33.480 --> 0:13:37.920 You see, it's fucked up. Back in the day, diseases 0:13:37.960 --> 0:13:40.320 were in little blocks and cubes and you'd have to 0:13:40.320 --> 0:13:42.400 break them up to get sick, which is why only 0:13:42.480 --> 0:13:45.960 coal miners are people who were in caves got sick, right, 0:13:46.040 --> 0:13:49.679 and everybody else lived to a very ripe age. Come 0:13:50.000 --> 0:13:53.720 like baby Jessica. Baby Jessica was in the tunnel, she 0:13:53.840 --> 0:13:57.960 was in that little well and she got sick. 0:13:58.160 --> 0:14:00.000 Now was baby Jessica a cube? 0:14:00.280 --> 0:14:05.760 Yeah, well, she was a baby and she ate cubes 0:14:05.960 --> 0:14:10.240 inside the well, which is why she then became And 0:14:10.280 --> 0:14:13.840 this was the first case of inoculation cited at a 0:14:13.880 --> 0:14:18.440 study he done out of Kansas City in nineteen ninety two, 0:14:19.320 --> 0:14:23.400 proving that if babies eat cubes of disease early enough, 0:14:23.840 --> 0:14:27.920 it inoculates them and it's the natural way. And that's 0:14:27.960 --> 0:14:32.120 how Picasso. Yeah right, that's when that's right. 0:14:44.480 --> 0:14:49.360 Okay, So tell me how does hantavirus spread and what 0:14:49.400 --> 0:14:50.240 does it look like? 0:14:50.840 --> 0:14:54.080 Well, first off, Kyle, I don't know if you've ever 0:14:54.120 --> 0:14:57.120 seen a sexy mouse or a rat, but I know 0:14:57.280 --> 0:15:00.800 I have. And Minny, I'm going to say, Mini's the 0:15:00.840 --> 0:15:04.200 finishing mountain comes to my head. Yeah, well, and minie mouse, 0:15:04.320 --> 0:15:08.960 let's just face it's open for business now I heard, 0:15:09.000 --> 0:15:09.960 and this is is this true? 0:15:09.960 --> 0:15:13.320 That mini mouse used to have huge tits and they 0:15:13.400 --> 0:15:16.800 had to you know, take them down, like minimize the tits. 0:15:17.160 --> 0:15:21.200 Yeah, they got too horny around mini. Well, Walt Disney 0:15:21.320 --> 0:15:23.680 was one of the first cases in the twentieth century 0:15:23.680 --> 0:15:26.360 if antovirus because a lot of people don't know, and 0:15:26.440 --> 0:15:29.680 it's coming out now because it's been along the statute 0:15:29.720 --> 0:15:34.360 of limitations on his personal sexual history have run out 0:15:34.440 --> 0:15:35.960 and now it's public domain. 0:15:36.880 --> 0:15:40.000 Why is this why they started on Disney cruise lines 0:15:40.320 --> 0:15:41.080 anti virus? 0:15:41.480 --> 0:15:44.840 Yes, it's because he used to. He would have he 0:15:44.880 --> 0:15:47.160 would have sex with all the rats and mice that 0:15:47.160 --> 0:15:49.280 were on the ships, and that was how you got 0:15:49.280 --> 0:15:53.520 the Disney Seal of Approval, So the Disney and cruise 0:15:53.880 --> 0:15:56.600 so and also you have to remember cruising before it 0:15:56.720 --> 0:16:02.160 was a ship, right, just cruising for pussy, right right, So, 0:16:02.160 --> 0:16:04.960 so he was cruising for rat pussy and he would 0:16:05.040 --> 0:16:08.040 fuck it. And then of course you know when you 0:16:08.120 --> 0:16:11.600 have sex with a rat, the pussy juice backs up 0:16:11.640 --> 0:16:15.640 into your penis hole and then you get HANTA from that. 0:16:15.920 --> 0:16:18.760 See it's backed up pussy juice up the dick hole. 0:16:19.000 --> 0:16:22.200 That is what changes. And this is all medical terminology. 0:16:22.440 --> 0:16:26.000 So I see, I see, okay, And that's the gift 0:16:26.000 --> 0:16:29.240 that Santa gives that would be that's what we used 0:16:29.240 --> 0:16:30.960 to well, you know, and they used to that was 0:16:30.960 --> 0:16:34.600 the gift Santa gave and that's the old store. Yeah. 0:16:34.640 --> 0:16:37.080 So what what does hantavirus look like? 0:16:37.320 --> 0:16:41.240 You get it? You get that juice. How does it 0:16:41.320 --> 0:16:42.120 show itself? 0:16:42.840 --> 0:16:46.040 You can also get it from heavy petting, kissing, you know, 0:16:46.160 --> 0:16:50.480 any sort of rubbing an ratting about it. I was 0:16:50.520 --> 0:16:53.000 going to just say also a lot of people, I 0:16:53.040 --> 0:16:55.440 think we all know this. Our moms used to do this. 0:16:55.520 --> 0:16:58.360 They would get on the floor and they would sweep 0:16:58.400 --> 0:17:00.320 up all the rat shit in the kitchen and then 0:17:00.360 --> 0:17:03.280 they would suck it up with their mouths like a 0:17:03.280 --> 0:17:07.920 cartoon vacuum. And uh, you know, often mommy would get 0:17:07.960 --> 0:17:11.000 sick from hand to right and have to sleep for 0:17:11.040 --> 0:17:15.239 a long time, or you know, she would she would die, uh, 0:17:15.359 --> 0:17:18.679 which is what most women die from hantavirus. Actually, it's 0:17:18.680 --> 0:17:19.639 the number one killer of. 0:17:19.680 --> 0:17:21.760 Women, number one fucking killer. 0:17:21.880 --> 0:17:26.720 Yeah. Oh yeah, and that's above men. Oh yeah, well no. 0:17:27.520 --> 0:17:29.359 More than men do That's crazy. 0:17:30.080 --> 0:17:33.800 Yes, Hanta kills women more than men. But men are 0:17:34.000 --> 0:17:36.320 I'll tell you their neck and neck. And I'm rooting 0:17:36.359 --> 0:17:37.520 for men to take. 0:17:37.400 --> 0:17:40.000 Me to I'm rooting for men too. I don't want 0:17:40.000 --> 0:17:42.399 them to die of hantavirus. I hope men take the 0:17:42.480 --> 0:17:45.760 lead again. Now tell me what are the symptoms of hantavirus. 0:17:46.119 --> 0:17:51.520 Well, hantavirus, you have a number of symptoms, itchy armpits. Uh. 0:17:51.720 --> 0:17:55.359 Scale you get on a scale and you can't get 0:17:55.440 --> 0:18:00.520 an accurate weight. It's always changing. There's gray scale. There's 0:18:00.600 --> 0:18:05.119 gray scale, yeah, from Game of Thrones. Yes, which wasn't 0:18:05.160 --> 0:18:08.359 real until Game of Thrones came out, and then people 0:18:08.440 --> 0:18:12.719 started getting gray scale and becoming statues at the end 0:18:12.760 --> 0:18:16.440 of their you know, at the end of the progression. Uh. 0:18:16.520 --> 0:18:21.159 There's also gray scale where you actually lose your tint, 0:18:21.480 --> 0:18:24.320 so as you move along. There's two types of gray scale. 0:18:24.400 --> 0:18:27.240 Should break them down. And you know, the Dutch Institute 0:18:27.400 --> 0:18:31.680 for Hantavirus is all on the website. You can see 0:18:31.680 --> 0:18:33.880 this gray scale, which is the Game of Thrones disease. 0:18:33.920 --> 0:18:36.400 And then there's gray scale, which is losing your actual 0:18:36.440 --> 0:18:41.359 color tone and becoming Back in the early days of 0:18:41.400 --> 0:18:45.240 the silent movies, in black and white films, a number 0:18:45.280 --> 0:18:48.199 of actors actually had hantavirus. 0:18:48.480 --> 0:18:51.359 So you turn into steamboat Willie essentially. 0:18:51.960 --> 0:18:56.200 Yeah, yeah, you do, the old man, the old rat. 0:18:56.640 --> 0:18:59.720 Essentially that's fucking creel rat. Well that's what the is 0:18:59.760 --> 0:19:01.480 to say, I got the whole. You know, they go 0:19:01.640 --> 0:19:04.119 Someone would see some guy begging on the corner with 0:19:04.200 --> 0:19:07.359 his coal lung, and he'd go, oh, pallio, how you doing. 0:19:07.480 --> 0:19:10.119 He goes, not, well, it's the depression and I'm waiting 0:19:10.160 --> 0:19:13.800 for Hitler to get more popular in Germany. Save us all. 0:19:14.560 --> 0:19:17.879 And he'd say, oh, I got the old rat, and 0:19:17.920 --> 0:19:20.560 we'll talk to me. Talk to me about the cruises, 0:19:20.720 --> 0:19:23.720 because why do they happen in a cruise? We know 0:19:23.880 --> 0:19:27.520 cruises are fun, we know their places, people get fucked, 0:19:27.560 --> 0:19:33.399 we know their places. People have margarette ties. 0:19:33.760 --> 0:19:37.600 Yeah, so why does why does the hellda virus grow? 0:19:37.760 --> 0:19:40.520 And I think the people listening want to know why 0:19:40.560 --> 0:19:44.520 does the hantavirus? Why is it like a peek uh 0:19:45.359 --> 0:19:45.920 pee tree? 0:19:46.240 --> 0:19:50.480 Uh uh no, No, I'm gonna get it. Oh are 0:19:50.520 --> 0:19:55.359 you trying to guess something? Yeah? Pete petree piano tree 0:19:55.480 --> 0:20:01.280 like dog Davidson, Pete, Pete Davidson's in tree. Pete, it's tree. Well, 0:20:02.000 --> 0:20:04.320 when it is funny when I think of Pete Davidson, 0:20:04.359 --> 0:20:10.320 the first thing I think of this biss right right, Okay, 0:20:10.520 --> 0:20:14.960 So why is the why is the uh cruise Pete 0:20:15.000 --> 0:20:19.080 Davidson a dish? Oh, I know what you're trying to say. 0:20:19.119 --> 0:20:24.080 You try to say pete tree dish? Right, Sure, that's 0:20:24.080 --> 0:20:25.680 a place where bacteria grows. 0:20:26.000 --> 0:20:28.720 Yeah, yeah, Why is that a pete. 0:20:28.880 --> 0:20:31.840 That's originally called Pete Davidson? Yeah? 0:20:31.960 --> 0:20:34.680 Why is it a Pete Davidson dish out there? 0:20:35.200 --> 0:20:37.760 Well, you have to think, first off, the type of 0:20:37.760 --> 0:20:41.280 people who go on cruises are disgusting and disgusting. Right, 0:20:41.560 --> 0:20:46.240 they're often the most grotesque and old, flabby and old, 0:20:46.280 --> 0:20:49.840 and you know, they're already stinking of other diseases, and 0:20:50.040 --> 0:20:53.080 they have a muskiness. And then you have young gross 0:20:53.119 --> 0:20:56.120 sort of you know, child to fuck people, stinky well 0:20:56.480 --> 0:20:59.040 ready to fuck. Yeah, oh yeah, well the old people 0:20:59.080 --> 0:21:01.960 are ready to fuck the children. You know, good luck 0:21:02.000 --> 0:21:03.800 to you on a cruise because you can. 0:21:03.880 --> 0:21:08.160 Okay, so they're so what I am assuming is happening 0:21:08.240 --> 0:21:12.480 is a mouse gets on a cruise. These people who 0:21:12.480 --> 0:21:16.640 are dying a fuck or too old to realize what 0:21:16.720 --> 0:21:20.720 they're fucking, are having sex with a rat well or 0:21:20.840 --> 0:21:24.720 the yeah, okay, and then a disease just spreads because 0:21:24.760 --> 0:21:26.800 they're stuck on this fucking boat. 0:21:27.320 --> 0:21:30.080 Well, you have to consider it this way. First off, 0:21:30.119 --> 0:21:33.240 they're having sex with the rat because they love the rats. 0:21:33.359 --> 0:21:37.080 They they grew up where sexuality with a rat or 0:21:37.080 --> 0:21:39.080 a mouse was a totally normal thing. It was the 0:21:39.160 --> 0:21:41.399 right of passage. Let's talk about the rat. 0:21:42.240 --> 0:21:43.640 Is a rat hot? 0:21:44.520 --> 0:21:46.959 Yeah? Oh yeah? Well, I mean my father took me 0:21:47.000 --> 0:21:52.600 to a rat, you know when before he died. Yeah, 0:21:52.640 --> 0:21:56.040 and I had sex with the rat to learn what is. 0:21:55.560 --> 0:21:58.560 Technically the sexiest part of a rat? Is it the tail? 0:21:59.280 --> 0:22:02.800 Oh no, it's not the tail at all. It's actually 0:22:02.840 --> 0:22:08.000 the engorged glands that are on either side of its thigh. 0:22:08.720 --> 0:22:13.600 Now that's where they sit. Yes, it's the fat upper thigh. 0:22:14.160 --> 0:22:15.720 There's no fat upper thigh. 0:22:15.800 --> 0:22:19.480 The okay, the foot and now the Now tell me something, 0:22:19.520 --> 0:22:20.280 does it get That's. 0:22:20.119 --> 0:22:22.160 Where you get fat and mouth disease? If I don't 0:22:22.160 --> 0:22:24.199 know if you've ever had as a child, I've had 0:22:24.240 --> 0:22:26.640 fut and mouths. I've heard about it. Yeah, that's where 0:22:26.680 --> 0:22:29.160 you get it from as a child. We don't understand 0:22:29.160 --> 0:22:33.639 our especial yet. Oh yeah, they spray, they spray it, 0:22:33.640 --> 0:22:37.680 but it's it's just you know, it smells like petjuli 0:22:37.720 --> 0:22:41.840 oil mixed with like a it's like a musky pechuli. 0:22:42.240 --> 0:22:43.959 It's really fucking foul. 0:22:47.440 --> 0:22:49.440 Yeah, in a good way, the same way you know. 0:22:50.359 --> 0:22:53.359 The sex smell is delicious and it's it's a lot 0:22:53.440 --> 0:22:57.199 of people in the industry perfuming industry don't know that. Actually, 0:22:57.280 --> 0:23:01.399 rat fut is probably the number one ingredient all clones 0:23:01.440 --> 0:23:05.439 and perfumes, especially high end ones. But you know, I 0:23:05.480 --> 0:23:07.919 think that the best way to answer these questions, Kyle 0:23:08.280 --> 0:23:11.160 is to bring on. I can't wait for this. He's 0:23:11.200 --> 0:23:16.480 a cruise director currently of Disney Cruises. His name is 0:23:16.560 --> 0:23:17.280 Rot Funty. 0:23:17.920 --> 0:23:22.680 Yes, I do work at one of the bigger cruises, 0:23:23.280 --> 0:23:27.840 one with characters and costumes and a lot of magic, right, 0:23:28.320 --> 0:23:30.760 but I've worked at many other cruise directors in the 0:23:31.119 --> 0:23:32.040 cruises in the past. 0:23:32.119 --> 0:23:35.840 Yeah, your name is Rot Funty. Correct, Yes, so Rough Funty. Okay. 0:23:36.320 --> 0:23:40.200 What the fuck is going on on these goddamn cruises? 0:23:40.320 --> 0:23:43.400 Why are they such a hotbed for disease? 0:23:44.080 --> 0:23:45.960 Yeah, yeah, tell us Rot. 0:23:45.840 --> 0:23:48.199 There's a lot more going on on cruises beside the 0:23:48.200 --> 0:23:52.000 spread of disease from rodent feces and urine. We have 0:23:52.680 --> 0:23:58.160 five incredible ships cruising all over the Bahamas, most out 0:23:58.200 --> 0:24:01.480 of Florida. We go to our private island owned by 0:24:01.680 --> 0:24:02.760 the company that I work. 0:24:02.680 --> 0:24:06.879 For, island Epstein Island. 0:24:07.000 --> 0:24:10.080 It's not Epstein Island, No, it's not far from what 0:24:10.160 --> 0:24:13.640 people call Epstea in the island, which is Little Saint James. 0:24:14.040 --> 0:24:17.879 But now private island is called Castaway K castaake k 0:24:18.400 --> 0:24:22.199 castaway K. That's our private Bahamian island that all of 0:24:22.240 --> 0:24:24.320 our cruise ships make a portocol to. 0:24:24.920 --> 0:24:27.119 Listen to me, how long you think you're going to 0:24:27.200 --> 0:24:30.840 stonewall Kyle and I telling us to your bullshit about 0:24:31.000 --> 0:24:32.960 where the hell you go on your cruise and the 0:24:33.040 --> 0:24:36.720