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Speaker 1: oh mission, that's good science. Hey everyone, and welcome to

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Speaker 1: Good Science with me Robert F. Kennedy Junior, and my

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Speaker 1: It's Kyle Quim right over here. What you do about you? Well,

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Speaker 1: welcome everyone to our HHS podcast, and today we have

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Speaker 1: a real doozy, don't we ile. I'm really excited. Oh

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Speaker 2: This has been scaring me for a while and I'm

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Speaker 1: You know the crew crew going on a cruise or

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Speaker 1: the hand to virus, Yeah, the hand of virus. Man,

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Speaker 1: I'm scared of these fucking cruises.

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Speaker 2: They feel like, uh, you know, Outbreak Festival or like that.

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Speaker 2: I just want to I just want to wrap my

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Speaker 2: what I should be saying? I had like thirty or

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Speaker 1: Yeah, how old are they? What's their ages? They arranged

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Speaker 2: Well, older cousins are shorter. So I I just lump

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Speaker 1: Little I understand. So and I just to your categorization

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Speaker 1: so it's not a there's no control. Have you ever

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Speaker 2: What would that look? What's a What does that mean?

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Speaker 2: Because I only know you mean like control them with

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Speaker 1: Oh? Well, I mean I mean I can't talk about

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Speaker 1: Oh there's there like mint shit going on. Well, i'll

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like uh like Mexican gangs that come in

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Speaker 1: That's that's MS thirteen. That's a different group. And President drowned, okay,

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Speaker 1: and spend the time getting this is where I get confused?

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Speaker 1: And what's that little robot that makes noise you mean tweaky, No,

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Speaker 1: And he is no R two, which I gender, I

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Speaker 1: clearly a boy and uh he uh he's no, he's

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Speaker 1: not a disease either. This is m k Ultra. This

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Speaker 1: is actually Ted Kaczynski, the the the bomber, the Thebomber. Wow, Kyle,

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Speaker 1: when it comes to dangerous people, I know my facts.

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Speaker 1: Comedy and dangerous people, serial bombers, killer, serial bombers, Gilgo.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah. So uh. MK ultra was the old one, right,

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Speaker 1: making sure to control people's minds in thirty minutes or less.

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Speaker 2: Like fucking Domino's pizzas. So basically, you're saying you can control.

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Speaker 1: There's no cruise lines. I think that's hit it up, folks, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Well, first off, the name originates from the Dutch word

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Speaker 1: See Hanta Klaus would spread disease, disorder, death, and.

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Speaker 1: Right, All diseases used to come in cubes. That's crazy.

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Speaker 1: Well, you have to think, first off, the type of

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Speaker 1: Well, you have to consider it this way. First off,

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Speaker 4: Yes, I do work at one of the bigger cruises,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, your name is Rot Funty. Correct, Yes, so Rough Funty. Okay.

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Speaker 2: What the fuck is going on on these goddamn cruises?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, tell us Rot.

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Speaker 4: There's a lot more going on on cruises beside the

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Speaker 4: It's not Epstein Island, No, it's not far from what

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Speaker 1: Listen to me, how long you think you're going to

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Speaker 4: Anytime you put large groups of people in a confined

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Speaker 2: Now you run Disney cruise lines, is that I'm.

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Speaker 4: their free time among themselves.

433
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:23,680
Speaker 2: Why do you specifically request that these animals don't have genitals?

434
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:25,920
Speaker 2: Is it because that's what you're into, and you don't,

435
00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:28,280
Speaker 2: is that what you like?

436
00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:30,639
Speaker 1: Yeah? Used kind of bob pussy free.

437
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:33,960
Speaker 4: Though in traditionally at the Disney Company, and I don't

438
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:36,400
Speaker 4: speak for the entire company. I've been a cruise director

439
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:40,040
Speaker 4: for cruises run by many different companies that offer those

440
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:41,879
Speaker 4: types of services in the world, But speaking to the

441
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:45,600
Speaker 4: Disney Company in particular, they saw in the early days

442
00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:48,480
Speaker 4: with the Mickey and Minnie Mouse costumes that you know,

443
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:52,320
Speaker 4: rodent penises and vaginas are buried under a layer of hair.

444
00:26:52,359 --> 00:26:54,399
Speaker 4: They're not really visible. And in fact, one of the

445
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:57,840
Speaker 4: tough ways to find out whether you're dealing with a

446
00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:01,080
Speaker 4: rodent that has that is a male is to pick

447
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:04,040
Speaker 4: it over on its abdomen and press on its sternum,

448
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:07,320
Speaker 4: and it's little pienis will pop out and show you

449
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:10,120
Speaker 4: that it's now And there's no way to There would

450
00:27:10,119 --> 00:27:12,720
Speaker 4: be no way to translate that to a character design,

451
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:16,240
Speaker 4: you know, there'd be no and and even so, you

452
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:19,520
Speaker 4: know the engineering problems, and at what point would anybody

453
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:21,760
Speaker 4: be laying Mickey Mouse down on his back and pressing

454
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:25,239
Speaker 4: on his sternam and seeing if his little pa shows up.

455
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:27,399
Speaker 4: That they thought about it, They rejected it, and then

456
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:29,280
Speaker 4: they just carried that policy through for all the rest

457
00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:30,040
Speaker 4: of the characters.

458
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:32,960
Speaker 1: Well, is that a fun thing you do on the cruise,

459
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:35,520
Speaker 1: because I know there's always a lot of fun activities

460
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:38,600
Speaker 1: on cruises, and is one of them getting rats and

461
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:41,000
Speaker 1: having the children push on the sternum?

462
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:43,800
Speaker 4: No, No, we don't normally have that either for our larger,

463
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:48,000
Speaker 4: you know, human sized characters, or or the actual rats

464
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:51,199
Speaker 4: and the actual rats aboard the ship. That's that's a

465
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:54,720
Speaker 4: problem that the ship fearing folk, sailors and stuff have

466
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:57,920
Speaker 4: dealt with for hundreds of years. You go to a port,

467
00:27:59,119 --> 00:28:02,560
Speaker 4: trade supply US, you resupply rats get on the ship.

468
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:15,880
Speaker 4: That's how Norwegian rats got into the United States.

469
00:28:17,359 --> 00:28:20,760
Speaker 1: You guys started the hant of virus, right, So you

470
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:23,359
Speaker 1: guys a hant of virus started. You guys started that.

471
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:27,240
Speaker 2: So tell us how you did that and how you

472
00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:29,120
Speaker 2: got it to spread so quickly.

473
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:32,600
Speaker 1: That's a great question, Kyle. In Sison, we did not know.

474
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:35,320
Speaker 4: The best information that we have in the industry is

475
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:38,040
Speaker 4: that someone went to a dump to watch some birds

476
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:41,880
Speaker 4: and was exposed to rat feces, rat urine.

477
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:46,080
Speaker 1: You expect us to believe that a man got exposed

478
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:49,720
Speaker 1: to rat urine and not to believe that you actually

479
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:52,880
Speaker 1: started this shit. And I want to know this. This

480
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:55,320
Speaker 1: is one of my primary Have you ever had a disease?

481
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:57,960
Speaker 1: Have you ever had a disease on a ship and

482
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:01,000
Speaker 1: then spread it to these innocent old people and young

483
00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:03,000
Speaker 1: children who don't know where their parents are.

484
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:05,520
Speaker 4: We make sure that the children know where their parents are.

485
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:08,400
Speaker 4: I once had strep throat and I quarantined myself, but

486
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:09,560
Speaker 4: I may have spread.

487
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:12,040
Speaker 1: It as here we go, here we go. Now we're

488
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:15,080
Speaker 1: starting to uncover something. Tell me something. How long have

489
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:16,080
Speaker 1: you had a tail?

490
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:18,120
Speaker 4: Sir? I don't. I don't have a tail.

491
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:19,560
Speaker 2: Are you a fucking rat?

492
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:22,520
Speaker 1: No? Oh, sir, how can you disprove it? Can you

493
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:24,520
Speaker 1: disprove you have a tail? I don't see how you

494
00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:25,280
Speaker 1: could disprove it.

495
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:27,400
Speaker 4: Well, I'm not going to stand up and show you

496
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:29,760
Speaker 4: my rear end, but I promise I don't have a tail.

497
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:33,280
Speaker 1: It would clear things up if we could see your cloaca.

498
00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:34,600
Speaker 4: I'm very easy to google.

499
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:35,080
Speaker 1: Google.

500
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:37,920
Speaker 2: Are pictures of your genitals on the internet, sir?

501
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:41,040
Speaker 4: No, but you can find profiles of me from trade

502
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:44,280
Speaker 4: magazines in the cruise industry, and the authors of those

503
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:46,640
Speaker 4: pieces would have mentioned if I had any kind of

504
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:49,200
Speaker 4: prehensile tail or bird genitals.

505
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:51,120
Speaker 1: I don't know if you know this, and maybe you

506
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:54,080
Speaker 1: can actually help out. I take a break from the

507
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:57,640
Speaker 1: interview to intercede on Kyle's behalf as a high rank

508
00:29:57,680 --> 00:30:03,360
Speaker 1: in government official' recently auditioned for a second city cruises

509
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:08,040
Speaker 1: and due to an unfortunate incident that happens in improvisation

510
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 1: where a woman is in the scene, he got into

511
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:13,880
Speaker 1: a little bit of trouble. No more details, please, guys.

512
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:17,320
Speaker 2: Well, I little legal Harry legally here, it.

513
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:21,400
Speaker 1: Would be great. Legal Harry was probably the problem. And

514
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:25,440
Speaker 1: so what I would say is maybe you could step

515
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:28,720
Speaker 1: in and talk to Walt Disney's dead body or something

516
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:32,200
Speaker 1: about getting him on the ship to improvise. And I

517
00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:35,640
Speaker 1: think he would gladly even work on the underground prostitution

518
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:39,080
Speaker 1: ring that exists on the lower decks of the ships.

519
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:41,320
Speaker 1: Will you deny that.

520
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:44,240
Speaker 4: That was before my time? That was well before my time,

521
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:48,080
Speaker 4: and I sure precluded from speaking to it under the

522
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:51,360
Speaker 4: terms of the settlement. But I mean I could get

523
00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:53,120
Speaker 4: you on the ship if you want to be an entertainer.

524
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:55,360
Speaker 4: We need a new downstairs dale.

525
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:57,480
Speaker 2: I would love to be. I would love to be

526
00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:02,440
Speaker 2: on the ship. Can I make horribly insensitive jokes?

527
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:05,400
Speaker 4: You're pretty muffled inside the costume, so as long as

528
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:08,360
Speaker 4: it sounds like mutters and chipmunk squeaks, it doesn't.

529
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:10,560
Speaker 2: Oh you're talking about I would be I would be

530
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:11,880
Speaker 2: an animal, is.

531
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:12,280
Speaker 1: What you're saying.

532
00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:15,440
Speaker 4: You'd be down below deck. Dale. We've got a Dale

533
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:17,920
Speaker 4: who's up by the water slide, and then we've also

534
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:20,080
Speaker 4: got a Dale who's below deck at the restaurant, and

535
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:22,240
Speaker 4: we need a new Dale. The last one got.

536
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:24,720
Speaker 2: Handed that Dale is the tall one who's sort of

537
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:26,920
Speaker 2: he's the tall silly.

538
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:30,520
Speaker 4: One, right, Yeah, with the rounder nose, the more the round.

539
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:33,440
Speaker 2: No, Yeah, he's the AA and he's he walks around

540
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:35,920
Speaker 2: and he laughs like like that.

541
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:39,040
Speaker 1: You understand what he's doing, Kyle right now? Do you

542
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:42,040
Speaker 1: understand what he's doing? What to do and chip are

543
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:47,640
Speaker 1: just forms of rats. And he wants to move you

544
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:52,120
Speaker 1: the Patsy Lee Harvey Oswald for Disney cruises. So he

545
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:56,000
Speaker 1: dressing you up by Dale, And what do you think downstairs?

546
00:31:56,040 --> 00:32:00,360
Speaker 1: Dale means, Kyle, It means the guy who everyone takes downstairs,

547
00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:03,440
Speaker 1: the rat that they take downstairs and they do dirty,

548
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:07,400
Speaker 1: and they go down and they go downstairs on them,

549
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:10,280
Speaker 1: and that's how you spread hand to virus. You see,

550
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:13,040
Speaker 1: this is fucking sick. This is sick. This is shit.

551
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,200
Speaker 1: You sun up a bitch. You come on here and

552
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:19,360
Speaker 1: you lie to us, You lie to us about it,

553
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:22,360
Speaker 1: and now you're not gonna tell me right now you're

554
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:25,280
Speaker 1: not quarantined in your ship because there's a massively bowl

555
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:29,560
Speaker 1: of spread that's happening right now on the Let It

556
00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:33,040
Speaker 1: Go Cruise. And that's where young mothers who don't want

557
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:35,719
Speaker 1: their children anymore go on this Disney cruise and then

558
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 1: drop them off the railing once they're in an international

559
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:40,080
Speaker 1: wallers we'll Let It Go plays.

560
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:45,880
Speaker 4: The Disney Corporation obeys all laws, national and international and

561
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:50,040
Speaker 4: international territory. If any woman is moved to throw her

562
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:52,320
Speaker 4: infant child off of the deck of the ship during

563
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:56,040
Speaker 4: our Frozen Fireworks programming in the evening, that's their business,

564
00:32:56,080 --> 00:33:00,640
Speaker 4: and that's enforceable under maritime law, but not not by

565
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:01,760
Speaker 4: the officers on the ship.

566
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:03,000
Speaker 2: But you do allow it.

567
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:05,520
Speaker 4: We allow any legal activity.

568
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:08,360
Speaker 2: I bet you they fucking encouraged that shit, Bobby. They

569
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:09,280
Speaker 2: encourage it.

570
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:13,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, he encourages it. Look at him. Look at him

571
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:16,800
Speaker 1: in his little cruise cabin. Didn't you ever think pal

572
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:19,480
Speaker 1: that maybe you're the one on the short end of

573
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:22,800
Speaker 1: the stick. Look how tiny that goddamn cabin is. I mean,

574
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:25,280
Speaker 1: you got barely enough room for your murphy bed.

575
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:25,880
Speaker 4: I like it.

576
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:29,120
Speaker 1: I don't believe you. I like it.

577
00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:31,080
Speaker 2: They won't even let you hang a picture.

578
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:33,080
Speaker 4: It's my pleasure to be aboard the ship.

579
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:36,320
Speaker 1: Now. What are the cruise lines have you worked for

580
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:38,680
Speaker 1: and what diseases broke out on them?

581
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:42,560
Speaker 4: I have worked for Carnival, Right, we did have a

582
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:43,640
Speaker 4: rabbit dog.

583
00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:46,640
Speaker 1: Massive rabies outbreak that happened on a Carnival cruise.

584
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:49,720
Speaker 4: No, not a massive raby isn't just one rabbit dog

585
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:52,640
Speaker 4: that needed to be put down aboard? Okay, I worked

586
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:55,520
Speaker 4: for the Norwegian Cruises during the COVID outbreak. We sailed

587
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:56,520
Speaker 4: around for quite a while.

588
00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:59,520
Speaker 1: Disgusting that you did that, That you even pretended that

589
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:00,360
Speaker 1: COVID real.

590
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:04,120
Speaker 2: Everything coming out of your mouth feels slightly sexual.

591
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:05,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.

592
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:07,040
Speaker 4: Nobody's ever said that about me before.

593
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:10,560
Speaker 1: Do you think that the submersible that collapsed with the

594
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:14,560
Speaker 1: billionaires on it would not have collapsed under the pressure

595
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:17,160
Speaker 1: of the ocean if they had a competent cruise director

596
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:17,640
Speaker 1: on there.

597
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:20,920
Speaker 4: I would have advised everyone in that ship not to

598
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:26,120
Speaker 4: depart with a video game joystick controlling a experimental submersible

599
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:28,399
Speaker 4: that could not handle the pressure of the ocean. Yes,

600
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:32,120
Speaker 4: I would have blown the whistle, so to speak. Though

601
00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:35,440
Speaker 4: it is a literal whistle that allows me to object

602
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:37,880
Speaker 4: to us departing or embarking on.

603
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:41,200
Speaker 1: Oh, let's dig into that. So you have a literal

604
00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:44,480
Speaker 1: whistle sort of like Willy Wonka that you play when

605
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:45,800
Speaker 1: there's an issue on the ship.

606
00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:50,759
Speaker 4: All the officers do. Yes, we all have a little

607
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:53,319
Speaker 4: whistle and we whistle if there's a problem, and then

608
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:57,520
Speaker 4: everything stops and we talk about it. Now, I can't

609
00:34:57,520 --> 00:35:00,480
Speaker 4: demonstrate for you here because if I blew it, everybody

610
00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:02,560
Speaker 4: would come down and ask me why.

611
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:05,040
Speaker 1: And you don't have enough room in your quarters for

612
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:08,239
Speaker 1: everyone to be in there. It's so small, so I

613
00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:13,640
Speaker 1: would assume that, uh, you couldn't fit Anyone's incredible I've

614
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:15,000
Speaker 1: ever seen about life.

615
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:16,520
Speaker 4: These types of conversations.

616
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:18,680
Speaker 1: Why do you still have a job.

617
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:21,000
Speaker 2: I have a question, why do you still have a

618
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:26,759
Speaker 2: job if if you're the one who started hantavirus, get the.

619
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:29,920
Speaker 4: I didn't start the hand virus.

620
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:30,880
Speaker 1: You did it?

621
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:34,360
Speaker 2: You didn't start it specifically, you, I didn't.

622
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:37,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, you just yeah, this is a man. How come

623
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:40,520
Speaker 1: you don't have a disease? How come you don't have

624
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:43,680
Speaker 1: hand virus? But everyone on your fucking boat, everyone else

625
00:35:43,719 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 1: hand virus. Doesn't it seem strange that.

626
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:48,799
Speaker 2: You're the only thing the one who didn't get it?

627
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:51,640
Speaker 1: Oh, you have got piss in your legs.

628
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:53,960
Speaker 4: Most people didn't get it. Only a few people get it.

629
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 4: I have gout, yes, because I eat all the rich

630
00:35:57,080 --> 00:36:00,480
Speaker 4: food in their buffets and two dining rooms. I'm on

631
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:02,319
Speaker 4: a cruise ship all the time, so I'm eating cruise

632
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:04,839
Speaker 4: ship food. I don't have a lot of help. So yes,

633
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:08,319
Speaker 4: I've got a big swollen achy breaking big feet from

634
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:08,959
Speaker 4: me feet.

635
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:13,200
Speaker 1: You're eating fucking tomatoes you got while people are walking

636
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:19,759
Speaker 1: around fucking mods Kyle, You realize what he's doing. He's

637
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:22,919
Speaker 1: telling us he's worked out a Disney cruise. He's got

638
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:26,480
Speaker 1: this beard clearly to cover up his giant bill. He's

639
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:29,720
Speaker 1: got yellow piss filled feet from all the food he eats,

640
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:34,840
Speaker 1: just like a particular duck. I know who's uh yeah,

641
00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:40,040
Speaker 1: who's uh uh? I what you're fucking daffy. He's not daffy,

642
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:44,120
Speaker 1: but he likes disco. I think we are actually talking

643
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:47,440
Speaker 1: to one of the chief lieutenants of Disney, the Gerbels

644
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:51,719
Speaker 1: of Disney, Donald Duck, Are you, sir, gonna tell me

645
00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:56,439
Speaker 1: that with your clear bill, your beard that disguises your face,

646
00:36:56,480 --> 00:37:00,760
Speaker 1: which could clearly easily be feathers, you're working weird voice,

647
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,480
Speaker 1: your weird voice. You got a crazy voice, you got

648
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:07,040
Speaker 1: a crazy ass voice, and you got yellow piss filled feet.

649
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:10,520
Speaker 1: That's a Donald Duck if I ever saw one. Total,

650
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:12,480
Speaker 1: this is a total snow jack.

651
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:13,479
Speaker 4: I'm not Donald Duck.

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Speaker 1: Describe your ideal woman. Yeah, describe your ideal woman. We'll

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Speaker 1: see if you're really Donald Duck or not.

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Speaker 4: Sort of coquettish, pale skin, purple skirt, little purple dress,

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Speaker 4: boner hair.

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Speaker 1: We're boner hair. The fuck boner hair. You've never seen

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Speaker 1: boner hair.

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Speaker 4: Boner hair, boa, Oh, purple sundress, boneed her hair, batty eye,

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Speaker 4: left boner. That's what I like seeing a lady.

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Speaker 1: Interesting, And you're not Donald Duck. No, I'm not, okay,

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Speaker 1: but you like a gal who talk about your family

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Speaker 1: for a second, Yeah, tell us in your family. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: who's in your family. Who what's your uncle?

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Speaker 4: Like, My uncle passed away a long time ago, left

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Speaker 4: me a considerable amount of money, which is what I

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Speaker 4: was able to follow my dreams to be a cruise director.

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Speaker 2: Yes, you got any nephews, asshole.

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Speaker 4: That's none of your business. If I have nephews or.

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Speaker 1: Not, that's it. Get him out of here.

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Speaker 4: You're welcome aboard our cruise at any time.

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Speaker 1: Wow, that was incredible. I mean, I can't believe that

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Speaker 1: we met Donald Duck. That's met Donald Creez. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: We heard a lot of fucking shit today, right, A

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Speaker 2: lot of bullshit from the the director of Disney Cruises.

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Speaker 2: We heard a lot about the hantavirus, a lot about

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Speaker 2: Second City. Why don't you give us a little wrap

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Speaker 2: up diagnosis about to the public about what we should

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Speaker 2: be doing about Hanta and cruise lines.

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Speaker 1: You know, today we learned a lot about not only

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Speaker 1: health cruises, the contribution of Disney to disease in the world,

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Speaker 1: but also how difficult it is to book an improv

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Speaker 1: job on a cruise. And let's weave together this apostray.

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Speaker 1: What we know is that cruise lineers are actively disease

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Speaker 1: spreading systems, much like if the Earth is a big

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Speaker 1: fat guy, which we've determined it is that the Hanta

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Speaker 1: virus which resides on a ship, or whatever disease you

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Speaker 1: want asars imers, a polio, doesn't matter, take your pick,

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Speaker 1: means those which isn't a rail disease that these cruise

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Speaker 1: liners act as suppositories, moving around the Earth distributing disease

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Speaker 1: to the bobulation that cruise directors are often actual mascots

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Speaker 1: of whatever company they represent, So if you're on a

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Speaker 1: princess cruise, the likelihood is that your cruise director is

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Speaker 1: a princess in disguise, and that means that not only

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Speaker 1: is she royalty, but she has clean blood that can't

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Speaker 1: be affected by disease. And this is the trap. Cruise

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Speaker 1: lines hire people to run the cruisers who are immune

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Speaker 1: to the diseases they're spreading. And the way that we

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Speaker 1: call the population is by bringing the old and the

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Speaker 1: young on these ships and exposing them to horrible disease,

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Speaker 1: and then natural selection takes place. Those who can't survive

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Speaker 1: are to die at sea. And it's also a test

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Speaker 1: of our sexual vigor. Do we have the ability to

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Speaker 1: resist the sexual haunts of a rutting rat. Do we

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Speaker 1: look at the beautiful swollen breasts of the young female

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Speaker 1: mouse and learn how to turn away so that we

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Speaker 1: aren't exposing our family to horrible disease. I think the

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Speaker 1: challenge is to you. I know here at the CDC,

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Speaker 1: in partnership with the FDA and the other departments that

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Speaker 1: I'm not aware of the names of, that we are

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Speaker 1: working in concert with the cruise lines to create a

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Speaker 1: more orderly way of bringing people onto ships, exposing them

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Speaker 1: to diseases, and then dumping them in the ocean. The

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Speaker 1: ocean is a great graveyard. It's very deep, and no

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Speaker 1: one's ever seen the bottom of it except for those billionaires,

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Speaker 1: and they died the minute they saw the bottom of

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Speaker 1: the ocean. The way that when Icarus flew to the sky,

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Speaker 1: his dad said, you have wings made of wacks, and

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Speaker 1: then he flew into the sun and became another planet.

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Speaker 1: However that works. But finally, and most importantly, the greatest

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Speaker 1: disease that's spread on all cruise ships around the world

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Speaker 1: is the disease of bad improv comedy. Millions of people

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Speaker 1: every year are exposed to terrible and boring, misguided scene wars.

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Speaker 1: People who couldn't even stand on a stage in a

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Speaker 1: major city and get a laugh. But somehow they're allowed

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Speaker 1: to be on a boat to bore the shit out

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Speaker 1: of all these pork pies who are ready to die

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Speaker 1: from some respiratory illness or a heart attack in the

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Speaker 1: middle of the night. Preach bit. I think that we

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Speaker 1: saved our co star today, our co host. I think

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Speaker 1: we saved our co host today, Kyle, You've been saved

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Speaker 1: from a terrible death, a disease worse than any communicable virus,

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Speaker 1: which is the improviser trapped on a boat, the improviser

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Speaker 1: sliding his hand up some lady improviser's thigh saying, Oh,

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Speaker 1: I like this corduroy. It makes your thighs really sexy.

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Speaker 1: What do you say? We go on to what's going

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Speaker 1: on with the bottom of the boat, and we'll find ourselves. Folks.

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Speaker 2: Before Bobby creams in his shorts, I'm just gonna say

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Speaker 2: what Mickey Mouse always said to say goodbye, And he said,

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Speaker 2: that's all, folks, that's right.

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