Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of existrential
Speaker 1: crisis again. We're gonna We're gonna do that again, because
Speaker 1: I feel like the world's going through an existential crisis
Speaker 1: right now in a couple of ways. Not just at
Speaker 1: the movies with Barbie. Yeah, I'm Jack. That is mild
Speaker 1: and and they're fun. There's fucking aliens, bro. That's one
Speaker 1: of the existential crisis. Existential crises that I feel like
Speaker 1: people are experiencing. It's being covered on the Hill like
Speaker 1: minute by minute, there's a hearing happening on Capitol Hill
Speaker 1: and Congress is doing you know, the minute by minute stuff.
Speaker 1: Is funny because like they're like, yeah, we we found
Speaker 1: crash UFOs. I worked for the Pentagon. I was like
Speaker 1: super high level clearance. We found them. I know where
Speaker 1: they are. And then Congress like Jamie Moskowitz came through
Speaker 1: being like, so you're saying we gave the Pentagon funds
Speaker 1: for weapons and they used it for this other thing, right,
Speaker 1: like American tax payers deserve answers, Like it's just the
Speaker 1: most like boring congressional Like he said, so, does this
Speaker 1: mean there is money in the budget that is set
Speaker 1: to go to a program, but it doesn't and it
Speaker 1: goes to something else. David Rush is like, yes, I
Speaker 1: have specific knowledge of that. Yep. Do you think the
Speaker 1: US corporations are overcharging for certain tech they're selling to
Speaker 1: the US government and that additional money is going to
Speaker 1: the programs? Correct? Rush, Like they just found the most
Speaker 1: boring angle.
Speaker 2: I'm not really whistle blong on the price of the
Speaker 2: UAPs that they're selling or where the u it's it's
Speaker 2: the fact that we're it's all being hidden and we'd
Speaker 2: have no idea where this is headed. That's the reason
Speaker 2: I'm here today.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So, like what kind of deal are we getting
Speaker 1: on that? And like, how does it fit into the budget?
Speaker 2: Because I have a lot of I have a lot
Speaker 2: of servicemen and women in my district that I represent,
Speaker 2: and I like to know that we're setting them up
Speaker 2: for success. And if now we're using things that could
Speaker 2: go to their uniform so they're you know, they're flat
Speaker 2: bests and things like that, and it's going to other things.
Speaker 1: I have a problem with that. I do how can
Speaker 1: I make this as boring as possible? Let me see, wruly, Yeah,
Speaker 1: this guy's not here being like I know where the
Speaker 1: ship's at Do you want me to drop a pin?
Speaker 1: I can do that. They also brought in the star witness,
Speaker 1: who's the guy who fucked my ship all the way
Speaker 1: up the naval pilot off the US at Fridays. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just fucking destroyed me from He's the guy who was
Speaker 1: like out in a military fighter jet and like came
Speaker 1: face to face an eye to eye with the like
Speaker 1: Tictac thing right right right. That did like a couple
Speaker 1: of impossible things and then like fucked off at impossible speeds.
Speaker 1: That was the one that I was like, wait, why
Speaker 1: is why are these four naval aviators like deciding to
Speaker 1: just ruin you know, their credibility with this, But it's
Speaker 1: also it's also weird. So there is like as it
Speaker 1: comes in front of Congress, it is becoming this thing
Speaker 1: where they're like, so how do we like profit off
Speaker 1: this like this? Yeah, the question like I think there's
Speaker 1: a good question, right of like, okay, we have access
Speaker 1: to like examples of this amazing technology. They don't seem
Speaker 1: like when you see the UAP technology, the sightings seem
Speaker 1: to indicate that they're not burning fossil fuels. You don't
Speaker 1: see like a stream of fucking smokes coming out on
Speaker 1: the back of them. Hey, rolling coal. Cool. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: so that's a it's a good question of like, all right,
Speaker 1: we're facing an existential threat here. The temperature of the
Speaker 1: ocean in Florida is literally like hot tub, Like your
Speaker 1: children can't be in it because it's too hot. Too
Speaker 1: hot of the ocean. Yeah. But like so his quote
Speaker 1: was that that got pulled by the hill is it
Speaker 1: was amazing to see. I told my buddy I wanted
Speaker 1: to fly it. I'm not like a UFO fanatic, that's
Speaker 1: not me. But I will tell you that what we
Speaker 1: saw with four sets of eyes over a five minute period,
Speaker 1: still there's nothing. We have, nothing close to it. And
Speaker 1: I think there's like a lot of I think there's
Speaker 1: like part of this. The way that they're getting people
Speaker 1: to pay attention to this is the innate human and
Speaker 1: American instinct to be like give me that, Yeah, give
Speaker 1: me that.
Speaker 2: Oh I want some of your tasty burger propulsion systems please?
Speaker 1: Yeah, how how do I have that? Yeah? I don't.
Speaker 2: It's very I mean, I I'm really looking forward to
Speaker 2: hearing what else we hear and what the response will be.
Speaker 2: But god, yees again, It's a very interesting time right
Speaker 2: now to have take these people out here saying this
Speaker 2: like such unequivocal terms and more not even being like
Speaker 2: and I'm you know, and I'm also like launching a
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Speaker 2: using like really cool space tech. But it is just
Speaker 2: again wild to think that we're now at this point
Speaker 2: where we have these people who are just out here
Speaker 2: saying this, being like, but the issue is, I'm not
Speaker 2: doing this for self promotion. I'm doing this because we
Speaker 2: need this to make sense of our place as a
Speaker 2: as a like, as humanity.
Speaker 1: Like we've yeah, we've seen whistleblowers now for a number
Speaker 1: of decades. Like best case scenario, you like get a
Speaker 1: pat on the back from the mainstream media and then
Speaker 1: your life is ruined, you know. And yet like that
Speaker 1: is what they're identifying themselves as they're using whistleblower protections
Speaker 1: to come forward. I'm very curious. I'm guessing they will
Speaker 1: not be addressing it. But I am just like curious
Speaker 1: what the people from like SETI and like NASA think
Speaker 1: about all this, because they've always been very dismissive of
Speaker 1: UFO sighting. Like their thing is like we're you know,
Speaker 1: out here detecting for radio waves or like any indication
Speaker 1: of intelligent life, and you know, kind of they really
Speaker 1: want to distance themselves from the kind of wacky UFO
Speaker 1: stuff that gets dismissed so quickly. NASA obviously had the
Speaker 1: press conference earlier in the summer where they were like,
Speaker 1: we're there are some things that we can't really explain,
Speaker 1: like these orbs that are just like kind of hovering
Speaker 1: around the planet, and so we're going to be investigating
Speaker 1: those as much as we possibly can. But I'm curious, Like,
Speaker 1: I feel like i'd love to hear, you know, the
Speaker 1: head of SETI, who did Jodie Foster character from Contact
Speaker 1: is based on, like just get her on wax talking
Speaker 1: about what she thinks is going on here. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: will see.
Speaker 2: I think for them they're always typically like, well, there's
Speaker 2: a lot of anecdotal evidence, but I think they just
Speaker 2: they'd be like if anything, they'd be like, okay, take
Speaker 2: let me see this shit.
Speaker 1: Then yeah, you know, let me see this. And then
Speaker 1: I mean another thing that we're talking about right before
Speaker 1: we start recording is you know that ties into I
Speaker 1: think all all of this, like just this. I mean,
Speaker 1: there's an existential threat to humanity with like the the climate,
Speaker 1: and there's this weird information that seems to change everything
Speaker 1: we know about our existence in the universe. And then
Speaker 1: like a trend that superroducer Beck and I talked about
Speaker 1: last week that I'd be interested to get your thoughts on.
Speaker 1: Is this trend of glitch talk, I think is what
Speaker 1: we were calling it last week.
Speaker 2: I remember that.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's like, you know, people being like, look,
Speaker 1: this woman is frozen for five seconds and then she
Speaker 1: like comes out of it and she's clearly a non
Speaker 1: playable character from a video game. And this is proof
Speaker 1: that we're all in a you know, simulation. There's the
Speaker 1: actual trend of like people playing like acting like NPCs
Speaker 1: the ice cream so good. Yeah, yes, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: yes yes woman, Like there's there's people who now have
Speaker 1: conspiracy theories that like there are non playable characters all
Speaker 1: around you. I've even noticed, like I've heard on multiple podcasts,
Speaker 1: like I think Chuck Closterman on the Bill Simmons podcast,
Speaker 1: and like one of the guys on last podcast on
Speaker 1: the left, like the woman on the plane who was
Speaker 1: having the mental health crisis, and was like, that person
Speaker 1: is not real up there. Like they were like, I'm
Speaker 1: really intrigued by this, Like, and nobody's been able to
Speaker 1: find that person, and like, what is going on? Was
Speaker 1: there a not real person? I just think we're at
Speaker 1: this like very weird place where everyone's just kind of
Speaker 1: looking around and being like I don't know what real anymore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I said this last time, you're experiencing the
Speaker 2: ills of living in a fucked up world, and yeah,
Speaker 2: being disconnected from everything and disconnected from your sense of
Speaker 2: self worth, sense of value, sense of community, what you
Speaker 2: can offer if you matter? And what better way to
Speaker 2: reinforce your feeling of importance than to say that other
Speaker 2: human beings around you are actually non playable characters and
Speaker 2: our texture to your main character narrative or whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And I just think it on some level because it
Speaker 2: is really disorienting. People are like, there's no way this
Speaker 2: world can be so fucking cruel and fucked up and
Speaker 2: like awful that my only option is to toil to
Speaker 2: live and if that's it, like, there's got to be
Speaker 2: something there's got to be something else then about this
Speaker 2: that I can have to be able to wrap my
Speaker 2: head around.
Speaker 1: And I think that gives you the kind of I
Speaker 1: mean when I.
Speaker 2: Was like my fucking like late teens and shit, I
Speaker 2: to be really like interested in all kinds of wild
Speaker 2: shit like this in my head. I remember even as
Speaker 2: a kid, I used to be like The Truman Show
Speaker 2: fucked me up. I thought I was the only motherfucker
Speaker 2: walking around.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, like when I'm like ten years old,
Speaker 1: same thing, something like that.
Speaker 2: But again, that was also on my journey of understanding
Speaker 2: who I was, what my relationship is to the world
Speaker 2: in a broader context. So I don't know, I just
Speaker 2: feel like there's there's there's some very seductive explanations that
Speaker 2: are just kind of fun. And it's like the same
Speaker 2: way I used to tell people, like, you know, the
Speaker 2: Illuminati handshake when I was in junior high and shit,
Speaker 2: you know, it's like, yeah, you gotta put your pinky there.
Speaker 1: That's how they know. But no one can see from
Speaker 1: the outside. All right, let's take a quick break and
Speaker 1: we'll be right back with some other news stories. And
Speaker 1: we're back. And the big story on the right is
Speaker 1: Joe Biden's dog, Yeah, Commander, Yeah, I love they named
Speaker 1: him Commander, the dog that replaced Major, who was sent
Speaker 1: to live with some family far away from the White
Speaker 1: House following numerous biting incidents. His replacement, another German shepherd,
Speaker 1: specifically brought into like not bite. I'm assuming brought in Commander,
Speaker 1: and it's apparently not going well. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's so stupid how there's been numerous biting incidents with
Speaker 2: this new dog, Like, what does it mean?
Speaker 1: He's the language on Fox.
Speaker 3: Biden's dog terrorizes White House with extremely aggressive rampage. Biden
Speaker 3: may Joseph Biden twice Biden. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's just again, this is all part in the backdrop
Speaker 2: right now is the full court press of the GOP
Speaker 2: trying to make Donald Trump look good good and also
Speaker 2: try and make Joe Biden look bad.
Speaker 1: And right now.
Speaker 2: It's really shows you where the shit's at. Where on
Speaker 2: one hand you have like, I don't know, Trump might
Speaker 2: get hit with the rico, and then you're like Biden's
Speaker 2: dog is like it bites people sometimes you think it
Speaker 2: goes on ram pages so we should impeach him.
Speaker 1: A website like a conservative activist group that just you know,
Speaker 1: used the tactic of stealing the name of like something
Speaker 1: that shouldn't be conservative. They're called Judicial Watch, which we
Speaker 1: need one of those, a judicial watch for to protect
Speaker 1: human rights. But this is actually a conservative group that
Speaker 1: uncovered details of the attacks through a foy of lawsuit.
Speaker 1: That's what They're using the Freedom of Information Act to
Speaker 1: obtain emails pertaining to a literal dog. And how bity
Speaker 1: he is?
Speaker 2: Yeah, on a scale of one to ten, help Like sure,
Speaker 2: uh huh.
Speaker 1: The dog went on a rampage of terror. I know
Speaker 1: they could be talking about aliens, but instead they're Joe
Speaker 1: Biden for that, Like, weird, this motherfucker's not telling us there's.
Speaker 2: Guy's What else is he hiding? Okay, it's hiding alien technologies.
Speaker 2: Who is Joe Biden?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 2: And what technologies is.
Speaker 1: He using to look? So damn good. Joe Biden's communication
Speaker 1: director responded to the report by claiming that the White
Speaker 1: House complex is a unique and often stressful environment for
Speaker 1: family pets, Like which I feel like is that that
Speaker 1: feels like there was a conversation behind that where she
Speaker 1: was like, it's not a good place to have a
Speaker 1: fucking dog, and he went to grow with it. Anyway.
Speaker 1: It's like it's not a great yeah, not a great environment.
Speaker 1: Dogs don't react well to it, which seems to be
Speaker 1: like now self evidently true. But you know the right
Speaker 1: is Biden's white House stressful environment for pets. Joe dog,
Speaker 1: commander bite, secret Service agent ten times like the attacks.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty serious. Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2: I'm not discounting that. I'm just saying like, yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: so Joe Biden is bad at picking dog.
Speaker 1: I mean the New York posts, I'm disappointed in you.
Speaker 1: This don't like this, you don't like this, you don't
Speaker 1: like this. A little bit of creativity here is it?
Speaker 1: Like I've you could have done, Joe Biden, And maybe
Speaker 1: they have, and that's why they didn't go with that,
Speaker 1: But they went with commander in chomp, Yeah, the subhead.
Speaker 1: There's an easily startled, confused creature in the White House,
Speaker 1: prone two fits of anger. There is also a German shepherd.
Speaker 2: Okay, you got you won me back boats and pull
Speaker 2: me right back in, you king googles you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't know. I hadn't realized this, but
Speaker 1: you know, the mainstream media did love to point out
Speaker 1: that Trump didn't have a dog, and we're like, does
Speaker 1: Donald Trump even like dogs? Does he have a soul?
Speaker 1: Which I don't think that's true, but he's I guess
Speaker 1: the reason that was such a big deal is that
Speaker 1: he was first president to not have a pet. Like
Speaker 1: it's it's a necessary thing. Like they're like, well, okay,
Speaker 1: so what's your like white house pet gonna be.
Speaker 2: That's why he got impeached twice.
Speaker 1: That's what people don't know.
Speaker 2: That's right, Yeah, it's all that. It's all to do
Speaker 2: with his lack of dogs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like Obama's dog bit a teenager in the face,
Speaker 1: w Bush's dog bit of reporter FDR's German shepherd bit
Speaker 1: four dignitaries, including the British Prime Minister in nineteen thirty three,
Speaker 1: like that it is a bad place. It's just a
Speaker 1: thing that they're like, yeah, it's it's not if there's
Speaker 1: gonna be house. Yeah, there's like mean dogs here and
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to deal with that. I can imagine too.
Speaker 2: It's like a stressful environmental is like world leaders are
Speaker 2: powerful people walking around stressed the fuck out all the time,
Speaker 2: and that energy must I can't imagine it isn't just
Speaker 2: totally palpable to a fucking dog, and it's like, where
Speaker 2: the fuck am I? Man's let me be outside?
Speaker 1: All right, Well, we're gonna cut it there. We we
Speaker 1: have to run to a meeting. Uh but uh.
Speaker 2: Full transparency.
Speaker 1: We're it's a it's a short episode because we got
Speaker 1: got things to do, but we are back tomorrow with
Speaker 1: the whole last episode of the show. Until then, be
Speaker 1: kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, get the vaccine,
Speaker 1: don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we'll talk to
Speaker 1: y'all tomorrow. Bye bye,