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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of existrential

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Speaker 1: crisis again. We're gonna We're gonna do that again, because

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Speaker 1: I feel like the world's going through an existential crisis

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Speaker 1: right now in a couple of ways. Not just at

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Speaker 1: the movies with Barbie. Yeah, I'm Jack. That is mild

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Speaker 1: and and they're fun. There's fucking aliens, bro. That's one

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Speaker 1: of the existential crisis. Existential crises that I feel like

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Speaker 1: people are experiencing. It's being covered on the Hill like

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Speaker 1: minute by minute, there's a hearing happening on Capitol Hill

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Speaker 1: and Congress is doing you know, the minute by minute stuff.

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Speaker 1: Is funny because like they're like, yeah, we we found

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Speaker 1: crash UFOs. I worked for the Pentagon. I was like

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Speaker 1: super high level clearance. We found them. I know where

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Speaker 1: they are. And then Congress like Jamie Moskowitz came through

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Speaker 1: being like, so you're saying we gave the Pentagon funds

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Speaker 1: for weapons and they used it for this other thing, right,

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Speaker 1: like American tax payers deserve answers, Like it's just the

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Speaker 1: most like boring congressional Like he said, so, does this

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Speaker 1: mean there is money in the budget that is set

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Speaker 1: to go to a program, but it doesn't and it

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Speaker 1: goes to something else. David Rush is like, yes, I

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Speaker 1: have specific knowledge of that. Yep. Do you think the

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Speaker 1: US corporations are overcharging for certain tech they're selling to

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Speaker 1: the US government and that additional money is going to

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Speaker 1: the programs? Correct? Rush, Like they just found the most

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Speaker 1: boring angle.

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Speaker 2: I'm not really whistle blong on the price of the

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Speaker 2: UAPs that they're selling or where the u it's it's

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Speaker 2: the fact that we're it's all being hidden and we'd

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Speaker 2: have no idea where this is headed. That's the reason

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Speaker 2: I'm here today.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So, like what kind of deal are we getting

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Speaker 1: on that? And like, how does it fit into the budget?

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Speaker 2: Because I have a lot of I have a lot

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Speaker 2: of servicemen and women in my district that I represent,

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Speaker 2: and I like to know that we're setting them up

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Speaker 2: for success. And if now we're using things that could

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Speaker 2: go to their uniform so they're you know, they're flat

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Speaker 2: bests and things like that, and it's going to other things.

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Speaker 1: I have a problem with that. I do how can

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Speaker 1: I make this as boring as possible? Let me see, wruly, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this guy's not here being like I know where the

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Speaker 1: ship's at Do you want me to drop a pin?

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Speaker 1: I can do that. They also brought in the star witness,

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Speaker 1: who's the guy who fucked my ship all the way

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Speaker 1: up the naval pilot off the US at Fridays. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: just fucking destroyed me from He's the guy who was

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Speaker 1: like out in a military fighter jet and like came

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Speaker 1: face to face an eye to eye with the like

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Speaker 1: Tictac thing right right right. That did like a couple

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Speaker 1: of impossible things and then like fucked off at impossible speeds.

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Speaker 1: That was the one that I was like, wait, why

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Speaker 1: is why are these four naval aviators like deciding to

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Speaker 1: just ruin you know, their credibility with this, But it's

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Speaker 1: also it's also weird. So there is like as it

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Speaker 1: comes in front of Congress, it is becoming this thing

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Speaker 1: where they're like, so how do we like profit off

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Speaker 1: this like this? Yeah, the question like I think there's

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Speaker 1: a good question, right of like, okay, we have access

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Speaker 1: to like examples of this amazing technology. They don't seem

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Speaker 1: like when you see the UAP technology, the sightings seem

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Speaker 1: to indicate that they're not burning fossil fuels. You don't

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Speaker 1: see like a stream of fucking smokes coming out on

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Speaker 1: the back of them. Hey, rolling coal. Cool. Yeah, So

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Speaker 1: so that's a it's a good question of like, all right,

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Speaker 1: we're facing an existential threat here. The temperature of the

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Speaker 1: ocean in Florida is literally like hot tub, Like your

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Speaker 1: children can't be in it because it's too hot. Too

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Speaker 1: hot of the ocean. Yeah. But like so his quote

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Speaker 1: was amazing to see. I told my buddy I wanted

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Speaker 1: to fly it. I'm not like a UFO fanatic, that's

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Speaker 1: not me. But I will tell you that what we

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Speaker 1: saw with four sets of eyes over a five minute period,

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Speaker 1: still there's nothing. We have, nothing close to it. And

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Speaker 1: I think there's like a lot of I think there's

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Speaker 1: like part of this. The way that they're getting people

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Speaker 1: American instinct to be like give me that, Yeah, give

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Speaker 2: Oh I want some of your tasty burger propulsion systems please?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, how how do I have that? Yeah? I don't.

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Speaker 2: It's very I mean, I I'm really looking forward to

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Speaker 2: hearing what else we hear and what the response will be.

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Speaker 2: But god, yees again, It's a very interesting time right

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Speaker 2: now to have take these people out here saying this

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Speaker 2: and I'm you know, and I'm also like launching a

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Speaker 1: Vehicle company that you might want to invest in.

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Speaker 2: It's truly like, no, I'm aware hashtags alienware brought to

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Speaker 2: you by Dell Computers and alienware. Check out my new

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Speaker 2: set of power tools alien workshop. Really cool shit, dude,

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Speaker 2: using like really cool space tech. But it is just

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Speaker 2: again wild to think that we're now at this point

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Speaker 2: where we have these people who are just out here

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Speaker 2: saying this, being like, but the issue is, I'm not

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Speaker 2: doing this for self promotion. I'm doing this because we

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Speaker 2: need this to make sense of our place as a

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Speaker 2: as a like, as humanity.

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Speaker 1: Like we've yeah, we've seen whistleblowers now for a number

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Speaker 1: of decades. Like best case scenario, you like get a

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Speaker 1: your life is ruined, you know. And yet like that

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Speaker 1: is what they're identifying themselves as they're using whistleblower protections

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Speaker 1: to come forward. I'm very curious. I'm guessing they will

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Speaker 1: not be addressing it. But I am just like curious

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Speaker 1: what the people from like SETI and like NASA think

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Speaker 1: about all this, because they've always been very dismissive of

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Speaker 1: UFO sighting. Like their thing is like we're you know,

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Speaker 1: want to distance themselves from the kind of wacky UFO

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Speaker 1: stuff that gets dismissed so quickly. NASA obviously had the

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Speaker 1: those as much as we possibly can. But I'm curious, Like,

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Speaker 1: I feel like i'd love to hear, you know, the

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Speaker 1: is based on, like just get her on wax talking

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Speaker 2: I think for them they're always typically like, well, there's

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Speaker 2: a lot of anecdotal evidence, but I think they just

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Speaker 2: they'd be like if anything, they'd be like, okay, take

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Speaker 2: let me see this shit.

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Speaker 1: Then yeah, you know, let me see this. And then

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Speaker 1: I mean another thing that we're talking about right before

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Speaker 1: think all all of this, like just this. I mean,

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Speaker 1: and there's this weird information that seems to change everything

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Speaker 1: like a trend that superroducer Beck and I talked about

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Speaker 1: Is this trend of glitch talk, I think is what

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Speaker 1: we were calling it last week.

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Speaker 2: I remember that.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, it's like, you know, people being like, look,

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Speaker 1: like comes out of it and she's clearly a non

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Speaker 1: that we're all in a you know, simulation. There's the

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Speaker 1: actual trend of like people playing like acting like NPCs

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Speaker 1: the ice cream so good. Yeah, yes, yes, yes, yes,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And I said this last time, you're experiencing the

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Speaker 2: ills of living in a fucked up world, and yeah,

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Speaker 2: being disconnected from everything and disconnected from your sense of

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Speaker 2: reinforce your feeling of importance than to say that other

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Speaker 2: human beings around you are actually non playable characters and

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Speaker 2: And I just think it on some level because it

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Speaker 1: And I think that gives you the kind of I

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Speaker 2: Was like my fucking like late teens and shit, I

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, like when I'm like ten years old,

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Speaker 2: But again, that was also on my journey of understanding

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Speaker 2: in a broader context. So I don't know, I just

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Speaker 2: feel like there's there's there's some very seductive explanations that

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Speaker 2: you know, it's like, yeah, you gotta put your pinky there.

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Speaker 1: That's how they know. But no one can see from

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Speaker 1: the outside. All right, let's take a quick break and

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Speaker 1: we'll be right back with some other news stories. And

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Speaker 1: we're back. And the big story on the right is

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Speaker 1: Joe Biden's dog, Yeah, Commander, Yeah, I love they named

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Speaker 1: him Commander, the dog that replaced Major, who was sent

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Speaker 1: to live with some family far away from the White

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Speaker 1: House following numerous biting incidents. His replacement, another German shepherd,

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Speaker 1: specifically brought into like not bite. I'm assuming brought in Commander,

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Speaker 1: and it's apparently not going well. Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: It's so stupid how there's been numerous biting incidents with

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Speaker 2: this new dog, Like, what does it mean?

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Speaker 1: He's the language on Fox.

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Speaker 3: Biden's dog terrorizes White House with extremely aggressive rampage. Biden

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Speaker 3: may Joseph Biden twice Biden. Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: It's just again, this is all part in the backdrop

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Speaker 2: right now is the full court press of the GOP

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Speaker 2: trying to make Donald Trump look good good and also

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Speaker 2: try and make Joe Biden look bad.

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Speaker 1: And right now.

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Speaker 2: It's really shows you where the shit's at. Where on

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Speaker 2: one hand you have like, I don't know, Trump might

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Speaker 2: dog is like it bites people sometimes you think it

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Speaker 1: A website like a conservative activist group that just you know,

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Speaker 1: human rights. But this is actually a conservative group that

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Speaker 1: uncovered details of the attacks through a foy of lawsuit.

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Speaker 1: That's what They're using the Freedom of Information Act to

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Speaker 1: obtain emails pertaining to a literal dog. And how bity

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Speaker 2: Yeah, on a scale of one to ten, help Like sure,

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Speaker 1: The dog went on a rampage of terror. I know

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Speaker 2: Guy's What else is he hiding? Okay, it's hiding alien technologies.

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Speaker 2: Who is Joe Biden?

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Speaker 1: You know?

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Speaker 2: And what technologies is.

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Speaker 1: He using to look? So damn good. Joe Biden's communication

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Speaker 1: House complex is a unique and often stressful environment for

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Speaker 1: Dogs don't react well to it, which seems to be

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Speaker 1: is Biden's white House stressful environment for pets. Joe dog,

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Speaker 1: commander bite, secret Service agent ten times like the attacks.

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Speaker 2: so Joe Biden is bad at picking dog.

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Speaker 1: I mean the New York posts, I'm disappointed in you.

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Speaker 1: Like I've you could have done, Joe Biden, And maybe

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Speaker 1: But they went with commander in chomp, Yeah, the subhead.

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Speaker 1: There's an easily startled, confused creature in the White House,

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Speaker 1: prone two fits of anger. There is also a German shepherd.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you got you won me back boats and pull

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Speaker 2: me right back in, you king googles you.

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Speaker 2: That's why he got impeached twice.

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Speaker 1: That's what people don't know.

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Speaker 2: That's right, Yeah, it's all that. It's all to do

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Speaker 2: It's like a stressful environmental is like world leaders are

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Speaker 2: totally palpable to a fucking dog, and it's like, where

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Speaker 2: the fuck am I? Man's let me be outside?

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Speaker 1: have to run to a meeting. Uh but uh.

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Speaker 2: Full transparency.

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Speaker 1: We're it's a it's a short episode because we got

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Speaker 1: got things to do, but we are back tomorrow with

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Speaker 1: the whole last episode of the show. Until then, be

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Speaker 1: kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, get the vaccine,

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Speaker 1: don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we'll talk to

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Speaker 1: y'all tomorrow. Bye bye,