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Speaker 1: He's another. Hello, May I speak to Maureen Please? My

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Speaker 1: name's Seth McElroy. I'm calling from the makers of Have

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Speaker 1: you been taking our weight loss supplement? Yes? How did

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Speaker 1: you get this phone? Oh? God? Um, I got the

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Speaker 1: phone number through credit card records. We're calling everybody that's

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Speaker 1: purchased it in the last three months and you may

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Speaker 1: be in danger of some severe side effects like what. Um?

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Speaker 1: All right, let me ask you a couple of questions. Okay, okay, okay, um,

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Speaker 1: runny nose, sneezing, anything like that, watery eyes. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: but it's allergy season, so I could see how you

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Speaker 1: could mistake that for allergies. Um, have you started the

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Speaker 1: Cheddar charge yet? What cheddar discharge? The pores all over

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Speaker 1: your body will start oozing with a cheddar like substance. Well,

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Speaker 1: what if I stopped taking it? I mean I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: stop thinking. Really, for you to stop the side effects,

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Speaker 1: you would have had to not started taking it. So,

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Speaker 1: so how do I stop the cheddar discharge? You don't. Unfortunately,

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Speaker 1: it's chronic. Your company is telling me that I'm going

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Speaker 1: to ooze cheese out of my pores for the rest

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Speaker 1: of my life. Not cheese a cheese like substance. Whatever

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Speaker 1: it is you're telling me, this is going to happen

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Speaker 1: to me for the rest of my life because of

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Speaker 1: a faulty product that you made. Have you started to

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Speaker 1: experience the breast dysmorphia? Yet? What the hell is that?

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Speaker 1: It's where one of your breasts becomes enlarged to the

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Speaker 1: point of, say, a watermelon, and the other shrinks down to, say,

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Speaker 1: a grape. That's not if it hasn't started happening already,

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Speaker 1: it will And I cannot believe you're telling me this.

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Speaker 1: There is another side effect. You're kidding me. There'll be

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Speaker 1: a nice thick coat of hair covering your tongue, hair, tongue,

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Speaker 1: You're I wish I was. You know, we feel horrible

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Speaker 1: about this, and we're going to try to do whatever

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Speaker 1: we can to make it right. Yeah, like, what what

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Speaker 1: are you going to do to make that right? You're

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Speaker 1: going to get your ass tho suit. Well, we'd appreciate

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Speaker 1: it if you wouldn't bring lawyers into this. Not a chance.

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Speaker 1: I'm prepared to offer you quite a hefty settlement right now.

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Speaker 1: That would be pretty hefty. I can't think of anything

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Speaker 1: that would make this okay. Fifteen hundred dollars. Are you

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Speaker 1: kidding me? Fifteen hundred dollars? Yeah, you can shove your

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Speaker 1: fifteen hundred dollars. You'll be hearing from my lawyer. Fine,

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Speaker 1: if you're not going to take the settlement, I'm just

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Speaker 1: gonna have to tell you that this is a phone tap.

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Speaker 1: What this is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewil in

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Speaker 1: the morning. I'm moving on to two point five doing

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Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. Your brother Jake set you up.

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Speaker 1: Jake gave you my phone number, yes, and told you

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Speaker 1: I'm taking a weight loss drug and it's on the

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Speaker 1: radio right, Oh my god, And what's the problem with it.

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Speaker 1: It's a lot better than having cheddar dishcharge. Oh thank god?

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Speaker 1: Weak up every morning with Jubil phone taps weekday mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenty score six, girls be looking like this

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Speaker 1: be fly I'll put to the beat walking on the

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Speaker 1: street and my new freak. This is how I roll

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Speaker 1: animal print pants out of control. It's right, fool with

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Speaker 1: the big at fall like Bruce Lee Ron got the cloud. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: girlly get that Friday. Girlly get at Friday girl. Look

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Speaker 1: at that Friday I work out girl, Look at that

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Speaker 1: Friday girl, get et rided, girdl Look at that body

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Speaker 1: I work out when I walk in the spot. This

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Speaker 1: is what I see. And body stop said staring at me.

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Speaker 1: I got at it in my pants and I ain't

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Speaker 1: a brady showing showering and showing and showing. I'm sexy

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Speaker 1: and I know it. Wo never you're sexy and I

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Speaker 1: know it never never never. Yeah. When I'm at them all,

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Speaker 1: don't you reading? Just can't buy them all. Zo