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Speaker 1: Cheese and Lock. This is I Am Rapp Report. The

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Speaker 1: show never stopped. You might catch the Mountain Public stretching

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Speaker 1: we're gonna pleading. We're gonna podcast. All right, what's up?

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Speaker 1: This is Michael Rapport. You're now listening to a brand

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Speaker 1: new I Am Rappaport stereo podcast. Today We're gonna be

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Speaker 1: discussing how Mr New York made it to The New

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Speaker 1: Johnny Manzel was traded in the CFL. I didn't even

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Speaker 1: know they made trades in the CFL. All that more

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Speaker 1: stereo podcast starring me and g Moody whose last name

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Speaker 1: rhymes with duty Miles Jordan's let's start to sew up

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Speaker 1: with something funky, something nice, some real proper. Listen. The

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Speaker 1: I Am Wrapp Reports Stereo Podcast World Tour starts Thursday

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Speaker 1: July in Toronto. We're bringing extra special sauce to that

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Speaker 1: show to the people in Toronto. Then we're Saturday August

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Speaker 1: August eighteenth, Houston, Texas. Wednesday August twenty two in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania,

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Speaker 1: I Am Rappaport Tour dot com. All Right, we're back.

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Speaker 1: G Moody. Last name rhymes your duty. Yeah, my name

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Speaker 1: is Michael Rappaport a K. The Greno Man Dingo a k.

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Speaker 1: The Push a Tea Podcasting a k A Mr New York.

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Speaker 1: We are both in the city that Never leaps. As

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Speaker 1: I mentioned earlier the I Am Rappaport Stereo podcast, the

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Speaker 1: whole crew was featured in a big body article in

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Speaker 1: refers to as the failing New York Times. They got

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Speaker 1: it right, fantastic journalism, a humongous profile. Yep. On the

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Speaker 1: I Am Rappaport Stereo podcast, they interviewed the dust Brothers,

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Speaker 1: the interviewed Moody, the interviewed Dean Collins, interviewed the whole

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Speaker 1: goddamn crew. How how did it feel to be featured

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Speaker 1: in the failing New York Times. Moody, Oh, but this

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Speaker 1: is what it's supposed to be, so I was I

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Speaker 1: wasn't surprised at all. This is where it's supposed This

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Speaker 1: is right, That's what That's what Tom. It is. Yes,

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Speaker 1: if you have not read the article, look up I

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Speaker 1: am Rappaport or Michael Rappaport or g Moody or the

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Speaker 1: Iron Rapp Reports Stereo podcast in the New York Times.

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Speaker 1: The article came out July twenty three, and it ain't

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Speaker 1: just a little blip. It's an entire fucking piece and

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Speaker 1: it ain't a snuff piece, and it ain't a fluff piece.

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Speaker 1: It gives a rough, rugged and raw about the Iron

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Speaker 1: Rapp Reports Stereo Podcast. I mean, there were so many

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Speaker 1: fantastic quotes in there. They said I had a pugilist personality.

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Speaker 1: I like that pugilistic, pugilistic personality, right. I don't even

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Speaker 1: let the chips fall where they may. Hell, yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: the that's the allure and that makes it real news. Um,

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Speaker 1: what's going on with you, Mr Moody, Oh everything is

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Speaker 1: good man. Um, just getting ready for for that that

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Speaker 1: I'm ready, I'm good money. My passport is rocket. I'm ready. Man.

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Speaker 1: Johnny the Junkie, Um, you got traded. Yeah, he wasn't

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Speaker 1: attention comes to you. That that's what happens. That's that's

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Speaker 1: just good. You know you're you're making America look bad. Man,

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Speaker 1: give it up. Man. If former Heisman you're you're you're

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Speaker 1: to this guy? He can't even play the CFL. In fact,

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Speaker 1: just totally that's not even a high. That just cuts

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Speaker 1: it's not even a drug. I don't know what that is.

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Speaker 1: Who would want to just be foaming at the mouth? Uh,

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Speaker 1: Carmelo Anthony is officially a Houston Rocket. Um he's keeping alls.

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Speaker 1: And when he got traded to Atlanta and then they

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Speaker 1: Um the last hurrah. This is it. If he's able

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Speaker 1: he'll get his. But if you just accept the role,

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Speaker 1: he can be a huge asset for the Houston Rockets.

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Speaker 1: If he accepts the role. He has to accept the

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Speaker 1: he accepts that, Houston will be a problem. But if

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Speaker 1: they did my man Iverson. Yeah, and based on what

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Speaker 1: her pants at the drop of a dime and ship

417
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Speaker 1: in broad daylight. Oh oh man, what the the The

418
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:33,239
Speaker 1: firefighter earlier this year, I said this has been going

419
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:37,360
Speaker 1: on all year. The firefighter, the New York City firefighter

420
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:42,960
Speaker 1: who was shipping on his neighbor's lawn. Uh, Joseph Cassano,

421
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:45,840
Speaker 1: This is a New York City firefighter. This is this

422
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:49,960
Speaker 1: is one of New York's best and bravest. Like these

423
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:53,159
Speaker 1: are these are heroes. If you're a firefighter, you're a

424
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:57,760
Speaker 1: fucking hero man Like these people save lives. This guy

425
00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:00,920
Speaker 1: has a problem too. He was shipping uh in his

426
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:05,119
Speaker 1: neighbor's yard. He got suspended. I'm not gonna confirm or

427
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:07,159
Speaker 1: deny that had anything to do with the Iron Rapports

428
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:09,440
Speaker 1: stereo podcast. We we brought a lot of attention to

429
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:14,400
Speaker 1: this um. He served a thirty day suspension. And Joseph Cassano,

430
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:18,160
Speaker 1: the firefighter who likes to ship on on his neighbor's

431
00:26:18,359 --> 00:26:21,080
Speaker 1: uh one, he's back on the job, and you know what,

432
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:24,040
Speaker 1: I have no problem with that. He served his time,

433
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:28,240
Speaker 1: he dealt with the embarrassment. He should go back to

434
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:31,680
Speaker 1: his job. Yeah he did. Yeah he didn't go that's

435
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:33,880
Speaker 1: a that's a horrible act. But I mean, you don't

436
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:37,200
Speaker 1: deserve obviously. The guy has a problem. Man. And another

437
00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:42,680
Speaker 1: guy who has a fucking problem, Daniel Webb Jackson told

438
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:46,440
Speaker 1: the court that he didn't rape the horse. It was

439
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:51,479
Speaker 1: consensual because the two year old Philly smelled his crotch

440
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:56,120
Speaker 1: and winked at him. You know. He so he broke

441
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:59,040
Speaker 1: into the stable and you know, they arrested him and

442
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:01,119
Speaker 1: he said, no, I didn't raked the horse. He had

443
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:04,719
Speaker 1: relations with the horse, and uh he told the judge, Yo,

444
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:08,879
Speaker 1: he winked at me and he smelled my crotch, so

445
00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:12,879
Speaker 1: it was consensual and the horse, the horse, Uh was

446
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:15,720
Speaker 1: suggestive with him, and that's why he That's why he

447
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:18,320
Speaker 1: did it. That was his argument. I didn't rake the horse.

448
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:21,159
Speaker 1: He came on to me. No, you're you're a sick animal.

449
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:26,240
Speaker 1: That's what You're, a sick animal. The horses traumatized. It

450
00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:29,200
Speaker 1: was a two year old Philly. The guy. The owners said,

451
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:31,800
Speaker 1: I had to put him out to pasture. He just

452
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:36,000
Speaker 1: wouldn't look at me. It's terrible, man, Um. I wanted

453
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:37,879
Speaker 1: to throw this at you because I mentioned this a

454
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:42,399
Speaker 1: few times. And you know, Twitter is just is just

455
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:48,840
Speaker 1: a cesspool of of ship stains. It is a cry

456
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:52,920
Speaker 1: baby for him. It is And maybe you know, maybe

457
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:54,720
Speaker 1: it's just the Twitter that I'm on, you know, you

458
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:57,159
Speaker 1: could sort of it sort of picks up on your habits.

459
00:27:57,400 --> 00:28:00,920
Speaker 1: I'm so sick of fucking Twitter. I'm so sick of

460
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:03,800
Speaker 1: the softness on Twitter. I'm so sick of the complaining

461
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:09,480
Speaker 1: on Twitter from everybody, from everybody. But this is actually

462
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:12,359
Speaker 1: going on right now on Twitter. I saw it. I

463
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:14,399
Speaker 1: was like, this is why I don't funk with Twitter.

464
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:18,120
Speaker 1: This is why somebody else controls my Twitter account, because

465
00:28:18,119 --> 00:28:22,960
Speaker 1: I'm better off staying off Twitter. Nothing nothing good comes

466
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:27,200
Speaker 1: from it, nothing good has come from it. On Twitter

467
00:28:27,359 --> 00:28:32,320
Speaker 1: right now, there is a campaign. There's a bunch of

468
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:36,440
Speaker 1: people talking about how fat hating and popular media and

469
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:41,680
Speaker 1: popular culture has affected them. They're talking about different movies,

470
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:45,280
Speaker 1: different shows throughout time, everything from Willy Wonka, the fat

471
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:48,680
Speaker 1: kid in Willy Wonka, to The Simpsons to Harry Potter

472
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:52,959
Speaker 1: right to the Club from Nutty Professor. How how they

473
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:56,760
Speaker 1: felt shamed and how they felt some some kind of way,

474
00:28:57,040 --> 00:29:00,200
Speaker 1: how they felt embarrassed by these different scenarios in these

475
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:03,200
Speaker 1: different movies. Let me tell you something. I'm not the

476
00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:06,120
Speaker 1: picture of perfect health. Okay, I don't. I don't have

477
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:09,800
Speaker 1: any abs at show Moody. Moody doesn't either. Okay, a

478
00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:13,400
Speaker 1: matter of fact, the Dust Brothers don't either. Not everybody

479
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:16,520
Speaker 1: is built like a brick shit house. Not everybody is

480
00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:19,880
Speaker 1: built like Cam Newton. Not everybody has the genetics of

481
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:23,160
Speaker 1: a guy that's gonna get abs. Okay, if you don't

482
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:26,600
Speaker 1: like uh A, Willy Wonka and the Simpsons and Harry

483
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:29,800
Speaker 1: Potter and the Clumps and Nutty Professor, do some fucking

484
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:34,920
Speaker 1: jumping Jack's okay, you're not gonna stop, okay, people from

485
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:38,720
Speaker 1: enjoying these movies. Do some jumping Jack's you tubby fuck

486
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:41,320
Speaker 1: you take the hogandos out of your hand. If you

487
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:42,840
Speaker 1: want to be in shape, if you don't want to

488
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:47,560
Speaker 1: be a sloppy animal. It takes discipline and sacrifice, okay,

489
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:50,760
Speaker 1: and then you hopefully have good genetics. Not everybody is

490
00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:54,080
Speaker 1: meant to look like fucking David Hasselhoff in his prime.

491
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:57,280
Speaker 1: And that doesn't make you any less than or or

492
00:29:57,560 --> 00:30:01,560
Speaker 1: or any beneath them, I know. But they go on,

493
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:04,240
Speaker 1: they go on there and they complain about Oh, they're like,

494
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:07,040
Speaker 1: tell me about a time when fat hitting affected you?

495
00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:10,040
Speaker 1: Affected you? When? Where? When? When you were at the

496
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:13,040
Speaker 1: movie theater watching Harry Potter? What were you eating, you

497
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:15,640
Speaker 1: fat animal? Were you drinking a coke and stuff in

498
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:19,920
Speaker 1: your face with milk duds? Uh? You know these guys

499
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:23,520
Speaker 1: got low self esteem? That's all it is. It's really low.

500
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:25,560
Speaker 1: You know why you don't feel good about yourself? You

501
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:28,800
Speaker 1: need a movie to validate who your existence, who you are?

502
00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:33,240
Speaker 1: You know, you not build You're not Apollo Creed. Not

503
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:36,120
Speaker 1: everybody looks like that. But that don't mean you can't skeet.

504
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:39,560
Speaker 1: That don't mean you Look at Tom Brady. Look at

505
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,520
Speaker 1: Tom Brady. Last week he was out there chest naked.

506
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:46,560
Speaker 1: He looked ridiculous, but he got self esteem. He knows

507
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:49,560
Speaker 1: what toime. So what we're all different. These guys were

508
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:52,400
Speaker 1: they need to be validated. Your self esteem is at

509
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:55,200
Speaker 1: the fucking toilet, and that's why you fucking feel that way.

510
00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:57,320
Speaker 1: And then they go on there and they're like, you know,

511
00:30:57,400 --> 00:31:00,720
Speaker 1: they're they're creating a form for fat people. Ask yourself,

512
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:03,560
Speaker 1: when you're watching the Simpsons and it's making you feel bad,

513
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:08,280
Speaker 1: are you eating chocolate chip cookie? Don't? Yeah, regulate your diet.

514
00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:11,320
Speaker 1: It takes sacrifice and discipline. If you want to look

515
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:13,840
Speaker 1: like that, It takes sacrifice and discipline. You can't eat

516
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:17,560
Speaker 1: fucking jelly beans and watch Sports Center. You can't eat

517
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:21,040
Speaker 1: jelly beans and watch the Bachelorette and then complain that

518
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:23,160
Speaker 1: you're a fat fuck and then go on Twitter and

519
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:25,400
Speaker 1: like everybody's going and then and then I was gonna

520
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:27,160
Speaker 1: say some of these people, but I knew better because

521
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:29,200
Speaker 1: I was, first of all, I don't control my Twitter account.

522
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:30,560
Speaker 1: But I'm like, that's the kind of thing. They get

523
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:33,440
Speaker 1: you in trouble because we're like, oh, Michael Rappaport got

524
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:36,880
Speaker 1: into it with the fat hating people, and he's shames

525
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:39,960
Speaker 1: some three pound fat fuck No, I'm not gonna do

526
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:41,440
Speaker 1: it on Twitter. I'm gonna do it right here at

527
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:45,479
Speaker 1: the Iron Rappaport Stereo podcast. And if you're overweight, why

528
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:47,200
Speaker 1: are you worried about a fucking movie. You should be

529
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:52,520
Speaker 1: worried about exercise. You're gonna fucking jim go to the park,

530
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:55,360
Speaker 1: do some push ups, do some burpies, and take the

531
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:59,000
Speaker 1: fucking eminem's out in your pocket. You walk around all

532
00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:02,400
Speaker 1: day with emine them stuffed in your pockets. Sometimes you

533
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:06,400
Speaker 1: have them stuffed in your socks, like bird feed. It's

534
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:08,840
Speaker 1: not bird feed, you fat pick. And then they want

535
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:12,320
Speaker 1: to go and it is fat hating. What's what's next?

536
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:19,080
Speaker 1: What's next? Asshole hair? What's next? If you're balding, little

537
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:22,280
Speaker 1: dick hating? What is next? Not everybody is the same,

538
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:25,880
Speaker 1: Not everybody's perfect. Not everybody's gonna look like fucking Burt Reynolds.

539
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:29,280
Speaker 1: Not everybody's gonna look like fucking David Hasslehoff. Doesn't work

540
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:31,800
Speaker 1: like that. I don't know where these people coming from. Man,

541
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:36,080
Speaker 1: I don't hear complaining about every fucking thing like and Twitter,

542
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:38,280
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, go to therapy. Keep that ship

543
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:41,000
Speaker 1: off Twitter. Keep it off Twitter because people like me

544
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:43,000
Speaker 1: want to bite your fucking head off. But but then

545
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:45,000
Speaker 1: I'm the bagger because I say you slop the animal

546
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:48,200
Speaker 1: you yeah, and nobody cares. Let yo, let it rocket

547
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:50,840
Speaker 1: on Twitter. Nobody cares. People gonna dis him anyway. They're

548
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:53,640
Speaker 1: gonna get dissed anyway, even if you're not doing it.

549
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:57,160
Speaker 1: People gonna look at that ship is being ridiculous. Chicken

550
00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:59,680
Speaker 1: jump rope, A jump rope, of course, a fifty eight

551
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:02,240
Speaker 1: dollars fifty cents. You get yourself a nice jump. Do

552
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:06,880
Speaker 1: some fucking jump rope. That's it. Sample, Go for a walk,

553
00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:09,640
Speaker 1: Start with a walk? Can you walk? A mild dumpy?

554
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:14,959
Speaker 1: Worrying about movies and ship? Fat hating and they come

555
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:17,680
Speaker 1: up with all these terms fat hating, fat hating, fat,

556
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:21,280
Speaker 1: you hate yourself, you hate yourself? That just say that

557
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:25,239
Speaker 1: I hate that I'm fat. So now you can't make yo.

558
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,760
Speaker 1: You know, I'd be scared to be in comedy these

559
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:31,440
Speaker 1: days because any joke you make, oh, you can't do that,

560
00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:35,880
Speaker 1: you can't do this, you can't do that that, You're

561
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:38,360
Speaker 1: gonna be like Stein Brennan. We come, we're gonna say it.

562
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:43,160
Speaker 1: That's it. This is in the same category. There's do

563
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:46,680
Speaker 1: you know have you ever heard of what a fib is? No?

564
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:51,840
Speaker 1: What then is that? No? I'm sorry? Theyby a baby?

565
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:55,040
Speaker 1: Have you ever heard what the baby is? A baby?

566
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:59,200
Speaker 1: Theyby like they they are they bees like babies, babies

567
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 1: they be okay, No, no, what the hell is that?

568
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:08,879
Speaker 1: This is a way of parents shielding their children from

569
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:13,920
Speaker 1: gender stereotypes. So they don't refer to their children as

570
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:19,040
Speaker 1: boys or girls. They refer to him as babies. So

571
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:22,719
Speaker 1: they never say tell her to come over here, They say, uh,

572
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:27,600
Speaker 1: tell them to come over here. Or they don't say he, she,

573
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:34,400
Speaker 1: him or her? What's the big deal? Why can't you

574
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:38,920
Speaker 1: address because they say they want them to decide. So

575
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:41,400
Speaker 1: if I put that on him that they are or

576
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:45,640
Speaker 1: he or she? Yo, what's the big deal? Do you

577
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:48,319
Speaker 1: name these babies? Because if you if you, if you're

578
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:50,720
Speaker 1: not gonna give them gender, you certainly you certainly shouldn't

579
00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:53,480
Speaker 1: give him a fucking name, right so that one his

580
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:55,960
Speaker 1: name shouldn't be Tom or Jack. It should be it

581
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:59,440
Speaker 1: your name? Is it it? Come over here? So you

582
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:00,960
Speaker 1: don't want to him a gender, you don't want to

583
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:02,440
Speaker 1: give him a name. Let them figure it out. Them

584
00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:05,239
Speaker 1: and and these are the same parents that ask the

585
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:10,080
Speaker 1: two year old if they want their ship diaper changed. Yeah, yeah,

586
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:14,080
Speaker 1: you right, give him a name like a candle, oh, deodorant,

587
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:20,160
Speaker 1: bring your ass over here. This is insane, yo, How

588
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:22,000
Speaker 1: they come up with it like that. I don't know

589
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:23,840
Speaker 1: what's going on, man, I do know what's going on.

590
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:26,160
Speaker 1: But this is a small population. But these are just

591
00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:31,239
Speaker 1: a small population. This is insane, man. It doesn't work

592
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:33,759
Speaker 1: like that. The world is a tough place. The world

593
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:37,120
Speaker 1: is competitive. Life is hard, there's ups and downs. You

594
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:39,440
Speaker 1: don't get what the funk you want. That's the way

595
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:44,200
Speaker 1: it is. Yeah, come up, coming up. Only Americans come

596
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:47,239
Speaker 1: up concoct some crazy ship like that. Do you how

597
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:49,560
Speaker 1: hard it is to get your name changed, Like when

598
00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:52,520
Speaker 1: you marry there's a whole process, Like if you if

599
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:54,520
Speaker 1: you marry a woman and she wants to take the

600
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:57,440
Speaker 1: Moody name or the Rappaport name or the Kennedy name,

601
00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:00,200
Speaker 1: you gotta go through paperwork and this is like this,

602
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:03,759
Speaker 1: how you keep ship organizing and document You can't just oh,

603
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:07,320
Speaker 1: I'm a he, I'm a she. I'm gonna change it

604
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:09,600
Speaker 1: to this. My my name is My name is blow dryer.

605
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:11,920
Speaker 1: Oh no, my name is battery. Oh no, my name

606
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,560
Speaker 1: is toothpaste. Say no, I'm gonna change it to lightning rod. Nah,

607
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:17,480
Speaker 1: motherfuckerre we keeping this ship organized? What the fund is

608
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:22,560
Speaker 1: you trying to do? Yeah? I couldn't said any better.

609
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:26,480
Speaker 1: But they shouldn't give this any coverage. When you give

610
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:30,040
Speaker 1: it light it appears that it's something you should mock

611
00:36:30,239 --> 00:36:33,120
Speaker 1: and ridicule this ship. That's what you should do. Keep

612
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:35,320
Speaker 1: these motherfucker's in the in the corner somewhere. Man with

613
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:38,200
Speaker 1: that dumb ship. Man, human being has been labeling he

614
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:41,719
Speaker 1: she for since the planet was rotating. Now you come

615
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:45,000
Speaker 1: on the scene with some dumb ship. No, get back

616
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:49,720
Speaker 1: where you at. I'll tell you something. I've been traveling

617
00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:54,080
Speaker 1: a lot, and every single place I've went, I've been

618
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:58,040
Speaker 1: ordering my wine, getting my wine from my Wink Wine Club.

619
00:36:58,719 --> 00:37:02,520
Speaker 1: My membership is the best thing I've done all summer,

620
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:05,520
Speaker 1: and I suggest if you like wine, you need to

621
00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:09,560
Speaker 1: get a Wink Wine Club membership right now. Listen. I'm

622
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:12,399
Speaker 1: a red and rose man myself. I was drinking rose

623
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:18,400
Speaker 1: on the beach at sundown every single night in Miami.

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Speaker 1: how how are they gonna tell him homeless guys to

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Speaker 1: how it worked. Nothing, no code on it, because usually

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Speaker 1: was no problems. But I needed to drop a deuce.

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