1
00:00:03,920 --> 00:00:09,360
Speaker 1: It's that time time time, luck and load.

2
00:00:11,280 --> 00:00:20,800
Speaker 2: The Michael Varry Show is on the air. What's up,

3
00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:21,400
Speaker 2: my people.

4
00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:25,800
Speaker 3: You know I am your weather man, bust of arms.

5
00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:29,520
Speaker 2: I've come today to give you your weather forecast. You know,

6
00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:31,480
Speaker 2: today it looks like one of those beautiful days.

7
00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:34,640
Speaker 3: You know, to be perfectly honest, they ain't a cloud

8
00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:35,080
Speaker 3: in the sky.

9
00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:37,080
Speaker 2: Did y'all have senior skip Day? You know, it's the

10
00:00:37,159 --> 00:00:39,000
Speaker 2: kind of weather that you take your girl dude beach.

11
00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:42,800
Speaker 1: We don't have senior skip Day. I have something for

12
00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:46,600
Speaker 1: y'all to be thinking about, and that's this. I received

13
00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:51,600
Speaker 1: an email from a fellow named Tim Adams subject Lightning

14
00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:58,440
Speaker 1: round idea Altasino. You were recently talking about the Galleria

15
00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:02,680
Speaker 1: and that was what we had a high school senior

16
00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:05,320
Speaker 1: skip day in nineteen eighty nine.

17
00:01:05,319 --> 00:01:09,040
Speaker 2: That's my same year. That was my senior year.

18
00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:13,319
Speaker 1: You were talking about recently about the Galleria and that

19
00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:15,840
Speaker 1: was where we had a high school senior skip day

20
00:01:15,880 --> 00:01:19,080
Speaker 1: in nineteen eighty nine. And I thought, where slash What

21
00:01:19,959 --> 00:01:23,560
Speaker 1: did people do on their senior skip day might be

22
00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:24,440
Speaker 1: a fun question.

23
00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:28,600
Speaker 4: Well it would be, except I didn't get a senior's

24
00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:34,080
Speaker 4: kip day. We didn't know what a senior skip day

25
00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:40,759
Speaker 4: was they barely let air conditioning in on us? Another one,

26
00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:44,040
Speaker 4: what were you always drawing on your book cover? Remember

27
00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:45,640
Speaker 4: those when bored in school?

28
00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:50,920
Speaker 1: Mine was eighties metal band logos, Thanks Tim Adams Man.

29
00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:54,360
Speaker 1: I don't even want to answer that question because that

30
00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:56,800
Speaker 1: was such a dork that at the end of the

31
00:01:56,880 --> 00:02:01,000
Speaker 1: year my books what were they called wrap?

32
00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:03,920
Speaker 2: Did you call rap on? Would you? Huh? Yeah? But

33
00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:06,080
Speaker 2: the book cover you'd make it out of like grocery

34
00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:11,519
Speaker 2: bag material you'd have to was it called wrapping your book? Man?

35
00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:21,400
Speaker 1: Mine was so ocd ain'tal retending. I don't know what

36
00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:24,520
Speaker 1: you want to call it. But mine had to be perfect.

37
00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:29,560
Speaker 2: I mean it had to be perfect. Everything had to

38
00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:36,400
Speaker 2: be perfectly clean. And I'd see people over doodling on

39
00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:38,880
Speaker 2: their book cover and I think.

40
00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:44,080
Speaker 1: Oh, it's awful. But anyway, back to the question, that

41
00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:48,320
Speaker 1: is your question to start the day. Think about that

42
00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:50,440
Speaker 1: for a moment, because we would make a lightning round

43
00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:55,520
Speaker 1: out of it. Shortly, we had a senior skip day in.

44
00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:56,320
Speaker 2: Nineteen eighty nine.

45
00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:58,280
Speaker 1: I thought where and what did people do on their

46
00:02:58,320 --> 00:03:01,120
Speaker 1: senior skip day might be a fun question I asked

47
00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:01,919
Speaker 1: Chad this morning.

48
00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:03,639
Speaker 2: Chad Jo have a senior skip day. He said no,

49
00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:05,880
Speaker 2: that said, well, how do you know what it is?

50
00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:07,120
Speaker 1: You didn't eve think about it? He goes, I hear

51
00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:10,040
Speaker 1: people talk about it. So Chad and I didn't have

52
00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:12,239
Speaker 1: senior skip day. We'll hear about yours in a minute.

53
00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:15,040
Speaker 2: Huh. You don't think you had it, You just know

54
00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:18,480
Speaker 2: of it. That seemed like a good thing to do, because,

55
00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:24,360
Speaker 2: you know, if today I were to say to you, hey,

56
00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,720
Speaker 2: let's go take the day off, Let's go down to

57
00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:27,520
Speaker 2: Houston gun.

58
00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:30,600
Speaker 1: Club and shoot, let's go eat at Gringo's.

59
00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:33,880
Speaker 2: Let's you know, I don't know what we do. Let's

60
00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:37,440
Speaker 2: go ride, go cards or you know something. No, I'm

61
00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:38,120
Speaker 2: not being serious.

62
00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:41,200
Speaker 1: I'm saying if I said it today, don't get excited.

63
00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:43,840
Speaker 1: Ramon's got a new shirt on today. He is very,

64
00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:47,280
Speaker 1: very excited. We had a guy call in another day

65
00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:51,600
Speaker 1: with the Jack shirts Trump style golf shirts and did

66
00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:53,280
Speaker 1: you go on line and by it or do they send.

67
00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:55,840
Speaker 2: It to you? Oh, you bought it your own money.

68
00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:58,760
Speaker 1: Well, it looks nice, it looks fetching. I have to

69
00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:00,760
Speaker 1: say it looks quite nice. I take a photo.

70
00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:03,720
Speaker 2: Huh uh.

71
00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:05,640
Speaker 1: Oh, you went to Magpies and go Okay, well good,

72
00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:08,640
Speaker 1: that's very nice. You're supporting our sponsorship. But he looks

73
00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:11,840
Speaker 1: very nice, and y'all, I don't have to give you.

74
00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:14,760
Speaker 2: All these details, but it's uh, it's yeah, very nice.

75
00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:17,480
Speaker 1: You look very nice your man anyway, So be thinking

76
00:04:17,520 --> 00:04:22,680
Speaker 1: about that because uh oh, it wasn't the same if today, Yeah,

77
00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:25,160
Speaker 1: we could do whatever we want. We're gonna knock off

78
00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:27,479
Speaker 1: and go do this. That'd be fun, don't get me wrong.

79
00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:30,880
Speaker 1: But when you're in high school, like that's the kind

80
00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:32,200
Speaker 1: of thing that two months and we're going to do

81
00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:34,360
Speaker 1: on Senior Skip Day. I don't know what y'all want

82
00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:36,440
Speaker 1: to do. They're gonna let us vote this year. We

83
00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:39,440
Speaker 1: just gotta be cool because last year my brother's class went.

84
00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:41,839
Speaker 2: To toe and toe, and I mean, you would upset.

85
00:04:42,320 --> 00:04:45,120
Speaker 1: You would spend two hundred hours thinking about Senior Skip

86
00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:49,040
Speaker 1: Day that was only gonna be a few hours. But man,

87
00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:52,080
Speaker 1: would you ever think about that kind of stuff? I

88
00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:55,600
Speaker 1: mean senior Skip day academically because we didn't have it.

89
00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:58,000
Speaker 1: I don't know what we would have done anyway. We

90
00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,200
Speaker 1: were out in the country, there was nothing to do,

91
00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:03,919
Speaker 1: nothing to do. I went and visited my mom and

92
00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:09,400
Speaker 1: dad two days ago. And uh, my mom's had a.

93
00:05:09,279 --> 00:05:10,200
Speaker 2: Real tough go of it.

94
00:05:10,279 --> 00:05:15,480
Speaker 1: She's real weak, but she's you know, she's see you what.

95
00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:18,320
Speaker 1: It's the toughest woman I've ever met. She's she's tough.

96
00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:24,640
Speaker 2: She's just a tough lady. And I get there and

97
00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:27,000
Speaker 2: I walk in, and.

98
00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:31,640
Speaker 1: You walk you walk into from the garage and you're

99
00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:33,640
Speaker 1: kind of in the kitchen in the living room, all

100
00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:35,159
Speaker 1: in one, and I walk into.

101
00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:36,440
Speaker 2: The TV's blasting.

102
00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:40,680
Speaker 1: Neither one of them have their hearing aids in hearing

103
00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:45,000
Speaker 1: aid is just blasting. And they have an assistant now

104
00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:49,760
Speaker 1: and she's gone. She's over at My aunt is in

105
00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:51,840
Speaker 1: an assistant living home, and so she's there for her

106
00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:54,159
Speaker 1: birthday party. And my mom likes her, likes her to

107
00:05:54,160 --> 00:05:54,920
Speaker 1: go there, so she's not.

108
00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:55,599
Speaker 2: There by herself.

109
00:05:57,279 --> 00:06:00,360
Speaker 1: And I walk in. I hug my dad and my

110
00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,440
Speaker 1: mom is sitting in the living room. He's sitting at

111
00:06:02,440 --> 00:06:06,640
Speaker 1: the table. I got him an iPad. He did not

112
00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:11,320
Speaker 1: know what all was available in the world. He will

113
00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:15,200
Speaker 1: go on and read about the astros, he will. I mean,

114
00:06:15,279 --> 00:06:17,880
Speaker 1: there's all sorts of stuff out there in the world.

115
00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:23,520
Speaker 1: He had no idea anyway, So I go over to

116
00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:26,760
Speaker 1: hug my mom and the TV is so loud. I'm

117
00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:28,400
Speaker 1: getting a headache within five seconds.

118
00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:31,440
Speaker 2: I don't like loud. It's jarring right. Well, she has

119
00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:33,080
Speaker 2: no idea, because said I was hearing it in.

120
00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:37,000
Speaker 1: And so I sit down and I'm kind of kind

121
00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,200
Speaker 1: of kind of trying to integrate in real naturally.

122
00:06:39,279 --> 00:06:43,760
Speaker 2: I'm here, We're all here together. What are you watching? Mom?

123
00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:45,960
Speaker 1: And it was like some TV show from the eighties

124
00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:49,920
Speaker 1: I'd never seen, and so we do ten times. Huh

125
00:06:50,520 --> 00:06:51,320
Speaker 1: what are you watching?

126
00:06:52,839 --> 00:06:57,640
Speaker 2: Huh? Why do you want that? And she said Astros.

127
00:06:58,320 --> 00:07:01,839
Speaker 1: I said no, no, I thought, oh Joe Biden diseases

128
00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:05,200
Speaker 1: slipped in. No, Mom, the Astros are not on. That's

129
00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:10,400
Speaker 1: not the Astros. And she said, that's this is Astro's station.

130
00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:15,560
Speaker 1: Wait what Yeah, this is the Astro station. This is

131
00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:19,800
Speaker 1: where they come on. But it's not Astro's time yet.

132
00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:21,600
Speaker 1: It's gonna be even it's the East Coast game, it's

133
00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:25,880
Speaker 1: still gonna be awhile they just keep the TV. They

134
00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:28,440
Speaker 1: got the Space City or whatever that racket is. They

135
00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:31,760
Speaker 1: couldn't watch the games. So we had to move heaven

136
00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:34,440
Speaker 1: and Earth to figure out. My nephew had to. I said,

137
00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:36,240
Speaker 1: braydon just get the damn game. I don't care what

138
00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:40,080
Speaker 1: it costs get the games. It's every day. It's entertainment.

139
00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:41,520
Speaker 1: It's like when you got a kid, you know at home,

140
00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:42,840
Speaker 1: you got to keep him entertained.

141
00:07:43,640 --> 00:07:44,600
Speaker 2: So that's where we were.

142
00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:50,200
Speaker 1: But they'll be very happy because Jordan had three bombs

143
00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:51,680
Speaker 1: and Araghetti took.

144
00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:53,560
Speaker 2: A no no end to the eighth and they won

145
00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:57,800
Speaker 2: ten nothing four runs so far through three and two thirds.

146
00:07:57,840 --> 00:08:00,320
Speaker 2: This ball's guide into left field. That'll say I said,

147
00:08:00,320 --> 00:08:03,240
Speaker 2: heyes back, he's near the wall. He looks up, it's gone.

148
00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:05,720
Speaker 2: The Big Man doesn't again on the road.

149
00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:08,760
Speaker 3: Big Man just stays on it. You say that sprip

150
00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:13,760
Speaker 3: dive off the mb Anderson stripe zone and you're don

151
00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:16,760
Speaker 3: lofted it out there and had plenty of carry on it.

152
00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:20,720
Speaker 2: That ball scald into center field and you're done. Crushes

153
00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:23,440
Speaker 2: one to straightaway center. That's in the back of the

154
00:08:23,440 --> 00:08:24,360
Speaker 2: Phillies bullpen.

155
00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:28,840
Speaker 1: Jazzy Fiz followed up by Jordan with a smash test.

156
00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:34,199
Speaker 2: Center thraight around. The Big Man is on fire.

157
00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:37,920
Speaker 1: Three straight home runs on laser beam over the wall

158
00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:38,520
Speaker 1: and center.

159
00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:43,280
Speaker 2: I'm not sure what else to say about Jordan. That

160
00:08:43,520 --> 00:08:45,840
Speaker 2: is just a low anemia, but one.

161
00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:47,960
Speaker 3: Hundred and nine points four off the bat, clearing that

162
00:08:48,040 --> 00:08:51,880
Speaker 3: center field wall. Three at bat's three bombs and then

163
00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:54,760
Speaker 3: you're gone. They wanted that pitch elevated. Instead it's centered

164
00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:57,720
Speaker 3: cut and he just takes a two iron to it

165
00:08:57,840 --> 00:08:59,520
Speaker 3: and scalds it into center field.

166
00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:14,079
Speaker 1: Tomway, take Brunnie Van's ant out of a band because

167
00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:18,040
Speaker 1: he died in a plane crash. But keep Gary Rossington

168
00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:23,960
Speaker 1: and Alan Collins, two great guitarists, and you have Rossington Collins.

169
00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:29,600
Speaker 1: And I was just watching a deep dive into their

170
00:09:29,679 --> 00:09:32,600
Speaker 1: music the other day, so the timings a little odd.

171
00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:38,480
Speaker 1: Linda writes, I know you love skinnerd In my opinion,

172
00:09:38,520 --> 00:09:40,840
Speaker 1: the most underrated love song of that era is Don't

173
00:09:40,840 --> 00:09:45,640
Speaker 1: Misunderstand Me by Rossington Collins Band. She didn't spell it out,

174
00:09:45,720 --> 00:09:49,600
Speaker 1: she just spelled it RCB because she knew, being a

175
00:09:49,640 --> 00:09:52,480
Speaker 1: skinnered nut, I would know that. I want to call

176
00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:56,280
Speaker 1: this in as my I truly believe, but I fear rejection.

177
00:09:57,080 --> 00:09:58,000
Speaker 2: It's a great song.

178
00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:01,840
Speaker 1: My commute is now to Champions and I love driving

179
00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:05,040
Speaker 1: against traffic on two ninety blaring that great song.

180
00:10:07,720 --> 00:10:10,120
Speaker 2: Linda in Spring, She's.

181
00:10:09,960 --> 00:10:14,359
Speaker 1: A Gary Green, Linda Dietert, She's a Gary Green realtor's

182
00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:18,800
Speaker 1: agent out there, Alan Collins, I've told you all the

183
00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:25,280
Speaker 1: story before. One of his great contributions to Skinner was

184
00:10:25,880 --> 00:10:31,960
Speaker 1: that his girlfriend and he were in a little bit

185
00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:36,120
Speaker 1: of an argument, and with tears in her eyes, she

186
00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:40,760
Speaker 1: asked him, if I leave here tomorrow, would you still

187
00:10:40,760 --> 00:10:41,320
Speaker 1: remember me?

188
00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:46,920
Speaker 2: And that song caught.

189
00:10:46,920 --> 00:10:52,720
Speaker 1: That line caught, and they had been working through the

190
00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:57,479
Speaker 1: various parts of Freebird, which would end up a seventeen

191
00:10:57,520 --> 00:11:01,120
Speaker 1: minute song. They wheeled it down ten minutes for the

192
00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:03,520
Speaker 1: recorded version. The label didn't want to release it. It

193
00:11:03,559 --> 00:11:08,640
Speaker 1: was too long, and of course, the most requested song

194
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:14,800
Speaker 1: at concerts ever since, partly in jest but partly seriously.

195
00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:20,000
Speaker 1: There's no other song that holds the plays play flavor.

196
00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:23,560
Speaker 1: There's no other song like it, Ramon, I want you

197
00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,360
Speaker 1: to give me a list of ten I'm gonna make

198
00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:29,400
Speaker 1: this hard, songs that are more than five minutes long,

199
00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:31,280
Speaker 1: that are classics.

200
00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:32,480
Speaker 2: But I'm gonna help you out here.

201
00:11:32,640 --> 00:11:39,599
Speaker 1: I'm going Stairway, I'm going Bohemian, I'm going free Bird.

202
00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:42,280
Speaker 2: What you got.

203
00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:45,640
Speaker 1: Over five minutes that are that are some of the

204
00:11:45,679 --> 00:11:46,680
Speaker 1: greatest songs of all time?

205
00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:54,040
Speaker 2: Cash Marion, all right, how long is then? I? Got Davida.

206
00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:59,120
Speaker 2: Is it really it's seventeen minutes long? Oh hey Jude, yeah, okay,

207
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,000
Speaker 2: al right, well done, all right.

208
00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:02,880
Speaker 1: I did ten because I figured I could get you

209
00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:03,920
Speaker 1: to five pretty easily.

210
00:12:04,240 --> 00:12:07,280
Speaker 2: Then you had to start digging what you got after that.

211
00:12:11,559 --> 00:12:13,240
Speaker 2: Anything by Pink Floyd is a good point.

212
00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:23,959
Speaker 1: Pick one, I wish you were here. Oh wow, nice

213
00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:30,400
Speaker 1: Sid Barrett a tribute. Wow that is uh that hit

214
00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:32,280
Speaker 1: me in a good spot right there. That's at seven.

215
00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:34,600
Speaker 1: If you want a minute, I trust that you won't

216
00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:41,480
Speaker 1: look anything up. And uh, well, just do you think

217
00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:44,080
Speaker 1: of great songs that transcend?

218
00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:48,720
Speaker 2: You know, Freebird? I don't dislike the Eagles.

219
00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:50,280
Speaker 1: I just I think that you're gonna do Lion Eyes

220
00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:55,760
Speaker 1: for years. Oh yeah, okay, Hotel California belongs if we're

221
00:12:55,800 --> 00:13:01,760
Speaker 1: talking about Stairway Bohemian Freebird. Hey Jude, that's where you

222
00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:04,560
Speaker 1: put a Hotel California. One, two, three, four, five six,

223
00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:08,520
Speaker 1: soe an eight. Okay, you give that some thought, you know,

224
00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:12,240
Speaker 1: I would put November Rain in there. It's odd because

225
00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:16,600
Speaker 1: I don't think of anything contemporary to my era as

226
00:13:16,640 --> 00:13:21,840
Speaker 1: being classic, because I have sort of a I put

227
00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:25,000
Speaker 1: things on a pedestal that are before me, which means seventies.

228
00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:29,120
Speaker 1: But yeah, I'd put November rain in there. I loved

229
00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:29,880
Speaker 1: gn R then.

230
00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:31,640
Speaker 2: I love that music.

231
00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:34,600
Speaker 1: Now I look back on that music and to me

232
00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:39,480
Speaker 1: makes me very happy. We were driving along in Kawai,

233
00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:42,920
Speaker 1: asked chataf he noticed the acony I put in there

234
00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:47,560
Speaker 1: in Hawaii. And my wife said, being the sweet wife,

235
00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:49,960
Speaker 1: she is more for me than them, said.

236
00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:51,520
Speaker 2: Dad, why don't you pick.

237
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,920
Speaker 1: A band that you want the kids to learn about

238
00:13:56,040 --> 00:13:59,280
Speaker 1: and play some music and talk about the music while

239
00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:01,040
Speaker 1: we drive, because we had a long drive, like three

240
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:04,880
Speaker 1: hours each way. And I said, all right, GNR, We're

241
00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:08,040
Speaker 1: going to GNR. And we did. And I remember, you know,

242
00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:10,960
Speaker 1: explaining the music to the kids and thinking, wow, that

243
00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:15,160
Speaker 1: really is even just talking about its getting me excited.

244
00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:18,480
Speaker 1: James Wright our senior skip day was Bell our High

245
00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:22,000
Speaker 1: school class of ninety three and a half. We went

246
00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:24,520
Speaker 1: to Galveston. It was the Monday after prom. It was

247
00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:27,000
Speaker 1: common practice to rent a beach house for the weekend

248
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:27,880
Speaker 1: after prom.

249
00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:30,840
Speaker 2: By the way, maybe before.

250
00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,480
Speaker 1: Your time, but we went to the old San Francisco

251
00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:34,360
Speaker 1: Steakhouse for pre prom dinner.

252
00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:38,080
Speaker 2: Not before my time, good sir, Not before my time.

253
00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:41,760
Speaker 1: We had a little wedding, my wife and I and

254
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:44,280
Speaker 1: we didn't have rehearsal dinners and all that because we

255
00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:46,880
Speaker 1: paid for it ourselves, and we were trying to keep

256
00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:48,600
Speaker 1: our budget under a thousand.

257
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,440
Speaker 2: We kept it to just under two thousand.

258
00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:54,000
Speaker 1: Put it on my American Express, and you don't pay

259
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,200
Speaker 1: your American Express over time. I couldn't pay it that

260
00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:58,600
Speaker 1: next month. It took me seven months into law school.

261
00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:02,360
Speaker 1: I had a job selling as a West law rep.

262
00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:06,360
Speaker 1: Some of you lawyers will remember what that is. And

263
00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:08,560
Speaker 1: it took me well going on a year to pay

264
00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:11,000
Speaker 1: it off. And my credit was bad for probably five

265
00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:14,640
Speaker 1: years for that one stupid thing. But we had an

266
00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:17,200
Speaker 1: aunt and uncle who had flown in from Chicago, and

267
00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:19,160
Speaker 1: they said, we'd like to take it. Do y'all have

268
00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:23,000
Speaker 1: a dinner tonight after the wedding And we said no, no,

269
00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:24,920
Speaker 1: that would be an insane amount of money.

270
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:26,960
Speaker 2: And they said, we'd like to take everybody to dinner.

271
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:31,000
Speaker 1: Pick somewhere good, and so I asked somebody that worked

272
00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:31,640
Speaker 1: at the hotel.

273
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:34,040
Speaker 2: I said, it's a nice restaurant and he said.

274
00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:37,160
Speaker 1: Old San Francisco steakhouse and we went, I don't know

275
00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,920
Speaker 1: where it was on the you know, was it Stake

276
00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:42,440
Speaker 1: in Ale or was it you know, Pappas Brothers.

277
00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:44,200
Speaker 2: I really don't know to this day. I don't know

278
00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:46,920
Speaker 2: what the bill was or anything. But I did like

279
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:47,440
Speaker 2: the shtick.

280
00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:49,800
Speaker 1: I liked the girls on the swings and all that.

281
00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:52,120
Speaker 1: That seemed like kind of thing that if you had

282
00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:53,760
Speaker 1: a kid and you were taking them there would be

283
00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:54,640
Speaker 1: sort of a fun.

284
00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:58,160
Speaker 2: Thing to do, Scott says.

285
00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:01,960
Speaker 1: Me. And thirty to forty of my classmates ended up

286
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:05,280
Speaker 1: in Humble Jail for Senior Skip Day eighty seven all

287
00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:09,640
Speaker 1: alcohol offenses. Isn't it always when you're that age? Michael

288
00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:12,840
Speaker 1: Vaughnwright Senior Skip Day. Sheridan min Chow and I both

289
00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:18,000
Speaker 1: attended Fremont High School in Sunnyvale, California. Our Senior Skip

290
00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:23,120
Speaker 1: Day has the Santa fe Our Senior Skip Days was

291
00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:27,520
Speaker 1: at the Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk, playing carnival games and

292
00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:32,360
Speaker 1: lounging on the Beach League City livestream via iHeartRadio on

293
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:37,360
Speaker 1: my Samsung phone. This one doesn't have anything to do

294
00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:39,360
Speaker 1: with Senior Skip Day, but it just came across and

295
00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:42,120
Speaker 1: I thought, you know what, this might do somebody some

296
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:46,000
Speaker 1: good right now to hear this good morning, give a

297
00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:49,520
Speaker 1: Damn Michael. Today marks nine years of sobriety for me.

298
00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:52,960
Speaker 1: Not as hard as I thought it would be. Hardest

299
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:57,440
Speaker 1: part was starting or stopping, depending on how you look

300
00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:57,760
Speaker 1: at it.

301
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,160
Speaker 2: Could you play at least A poor.

302
00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:02,240
Speaker 1: A Simple Man as an intro song for one of

303
00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:05,080
Speaker 1: your segments In the afternoon, I listened from ninety eight

304
00:17:05,119 --> 00:17:07,200
Speaker 1: point three in Nashville and Tennessee on my way home.

305
00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:10,199
Speaker 1: It was released in August of eighty nine. Oh, she's

306
00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:12,920
Speaker 1: talking about simple Man, about Charlie Daniels thirty five years ago.

307
00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:16,520
Speaker 2: More than applicable now than when it was released. Thanks.

308
00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:21,000
Speaker 1: Dana headed out in the morning for northwest Ontario for

309
00:17:21,119 --> 00:17:25,080
Speaker 1: a flying, remote wilderness fishing trip with five other buddies.

310
00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:29,240
Speaker 1: It's a blast, no fun internet or TV. Well, you

311
00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:31,720
Speaker 1: know what's crazy about that? Dana might be a dude.

312
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:36,280
Speaker 1: That doesn't seem right. That's one of those names. I'm

313
00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:39,439
Speaker 1: okay with Kelly and Tracy and a few of the

314
00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:42,719
Speaker 1: other ones, but I don't feel like they should be

315
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:43,240
Speaker 1: doing that.

316
00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:46,600
Speaker 2: Dana should just be that should just be reserved for girls.

317
00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:51,280
Speaker 1: Because you know, a flying wilderness trip for it's five

318
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:52,520
Speaker 1: times more likely it's dudes.

319
00:17:52,520 --> 00:18:11,760
Speaker 2: Wuldn't you guess, show Michael. Sometimes Eddie Martinez will text

320
00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:14,479
Speaker 2: me and go, you were talking when you thought your

321
00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:15,320
Speaker 2: mic was off.

322
00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:21,320
Speaker 1: Let me tell you how hard we try to avoid

323
00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:23,760
Speaker 1: uh an open mic.

324
00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:27,240
Speaker 2: Because careers are ruined over it.

325
00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:32,800
Speaker 1: If you walked into our studio and the microphone is

326
00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:40,480
Speaker 1: not on, it is a very somber, mellow, soft lighting environment.

327
00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:48,760
Speaker 1: When the microphone goes on, it looks like the Vegas strip. Uh,

328
00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:51,680
Speaker 1: It's it's pretty I guess if I ever do get.

329
00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:57,080
Speaker 2: Caught on a live mic, they'll replay that line right now.

330
00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:57,920
Speaker 2: We just don't care.

331
00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:01,840
Speaker 1: There's there's nothing we're saying that you can't hear. It's

332
00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:04,360
Speaker 1: also why I have to stop had to stop cussing.

333
00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:06,000
Speaker 1: I mean, I know you think I cussed, but I

334
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,520
Speaker 1: mean you can't. I can't use f bombs or things

335
00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:10,960
Speaker 1: like that because and I'm not a big f bomber.

336
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:12,760
Speaker 1: I don't actually like the word. To be honest with you,

337
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:15,400
Speaker 1: there's nothing that meets it. When you're really, really mad,

338
00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:17,879
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that there's nothing. Or if you smash

339
00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:22,240
Speaker 1: your finger, there's you can't say. Dad Burnett just doesn't

340
00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:28,119
Speaker 1: give you the same, you know, Jane writes, is it

341
00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:30,840
Speaker 1: just me or does it seem a bit odd that

342
00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:33,000
Speaker 1: they have yet to identify the guy that killed his

343
00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:39,199
Speaker 1: girlfriend at Rice, and now they're being hush about the

344
00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:41,280
Speaker 1: twenty one year old that was murdered her apartment in

345
00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:42,200
Speaker 1: southwest Houston.

346
00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:46,600
Speaker 2: News media was dancing around that one this morning. Do

347
00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:47,320
Speaker 2: you have any.

348
00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:52,320
Speaker 1: Intel on either one of these cases? I didn't, but

349
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,280
Speaker 1: I bet I will in about ten minutes because there's

350
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:57,080
Speaker 1: a lot of law enforcement that listened to our show.

351
00:20:00,119 --> 00:20:02,000
Speaker 2: The Girl at Rice.

352
00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:05,000
Speaker 1: You know, you know the story girls murdered at Rice

353
00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:08,080
Speaker 1: first ad class. It was a Monday first ad class.

354
00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:10,199
Speaker 1: I get an email from a guy. He said, I

355
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:12,119
Speaker 1: brought my kid down to Houston. You're the only thing

356
00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:15,080
Speaker 1: I know about Houston and Rice is a great school,

357
00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:18,000
Speaker 1: and it is academically it's a renowned school.

358
00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:20,480
Speaker 2: I have my issues with their politics as much as

359
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:20,960
Speaker 2: the next guy.

360
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:25,520
Speaker 1: But what I am a uh God. I don't even

361
00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:27,520
Speaker 1: see UH as a rival of Rice. Rice is an

362
00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:30,800
Speaker 1: institution on its own. I'm not in any way trying

363
00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:32,359
Speaker 1: to tear it down to build up uh.

364
00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:35,560
Speaker 2: No question. Rice has never had a Heismotrophy winner.

365
00:20:36,359 --> 00:20:38,400
Speaker 1: But anyway, so he says, the only thing I knew

366
00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:40,800
Speaker 1: about Houston was You and your show, and I thought

367
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,919
Speaker 1: it'd be cool. Bring my kid down. My wife calls me,

368
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:46,080
Speaker 1: and the schools in lockdown. A student was murdered in

369
00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:51,359
Speaker 1: the dorms. Look, it's awful when somebody's murdered, but I

370
00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:54,879
Speaker 1: always want it to be their partner who did it,

371
00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:58,159
Speaker 1: their boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, because then at least you

372
00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:01,200
Speaker 1: know it's not a random turd doing. You understand, people

373
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:03,960
Speaker 1: can get real mad and kill each other. That doesn't

374
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:07,000
Speaker 1: put your kid in danger. But when you got random

375
00:21:07,119 --> 00:21:12,600
Speaker 1: dudes blasting off, that's when you get nervous. Well, same day,

376
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:17,399
Speaker 1: a kid is at UH and gets up in the

377
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:20,760
Speaker 1: middle of the night and all of a sudden comes

378
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:23,880
Speaker 1: back into the room out of the bathroom and there's

379
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:28,840
Speaker 1: two black dudes rummaging through stuff in his room and

380
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:34,080
Speaker 1: they pull a gun on him. On campus, right there

381
00:21:34,119 --> 00:21:41,080
Speaker 1: on campus. I ran for student by President and won

382
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:49,080
Speaker 1: in nineteen ninety and it was to restore basic services.

383
00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:50,480
Speaker 2: It's a theme of my life.

384
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:52,480
Speaker 1: Get back to the basics and do them well, stop

385
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:56,200
Speaker 1: trying to do stupid stuff. And we'd had a spiking crime,

386
00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:59,560
Speaker 1: and so I wanted more cops. I wanted more patrols.

387
00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:02,600
Speaker 1: I wanted cops to stop sitting over at the police station.

388
00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:05,960
Speaker 1: There's a UH police department that has to be because

389
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:08,600
Speaker 1: it's a high crime rate around there. And I wanted

390
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:11,600
Speaker 1: the cops to stop sitting in the police station and

391
00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:14,080
Speaker 1: start walking the campus.

392
00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:17,240
Speaker 2: We didn't have segways back then. If you had segwe back.

393
00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:21,960
Speaker 1: Then, I wanted cops on the campus moving around. Buddy

394
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:26,440
Speaker 1: of mine named Alfredo Salsato, Freddie Salsato, he was to

395
00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:28,919
Speaker 1: ever tell you the story. So for those of you

396
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:31,080
Speaker 1: who know the UH campus, there's a fountain out in

397
00:22:31,119 --> 00:22:32,480
Speaker 1: the middle of the campus. And I don't care what

398
00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:34,960
Speaker 1: anybody says, there are some pretty parts of the UH campus.

399
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:37,200
Speaker 1: I'm very proud of UH. Not because I went there,

400
00:22:37,359 --> 00:22:39,160
Speaker 1: because I know a lot about it and it did

401
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:41,840
Speaker 1: good things for me. But there's a fountain out in

402
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:44,200
Speaker 1: the middle of the school. It's been there, been there,

403
00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:48,919
Speaker 1: not one hundred years, it's been there, I don't know,

404
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:53,600
Speaker 1: probably seventy years. And it was at night and Freddie's

405
00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:54,680
Speaker 1: walking to the library.

406
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:56,320
Speaker 2: And Freddie is.

407
00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:01,840
Speaker 1: Kind of a skinny fellow, nicest guy you ever want

408
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:08,000
Speaker 1: to meet. Kenny Fella in probably five nine and he

409
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:11,320
Speaker 1: hears a girl screech. A guy has run up on

410
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:15,840
Speaker 1: her with a gun, and he grabs her purse. Freddie

411
00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:18,720
Speaker 1: is the most idealistic person you'll ever meet. You gotta

412
00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:25,760
Speaker 1: love a person like this. So Freddie gives chase, and

413
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:28,960
Speaker 1: the guy's running and he does that thing you do

414
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,920
Speaker 1: in the movies where you don't turn around and square

415
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:33,600
Speaker 1: off and shoot, you just point the gun behind him. Bah.

416
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:38,879
Speaker 2: And Freddie said, I knew racked In it was a

417
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:39,600
Speaker 2: fake gun.

418
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,440
Speaker 1: You know how he knew it was a fake gun

419
00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:45,560
Speaker 1: because he had heard real guns. He'd never held a gun,

420
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:48,640
Speaker 1: he never shot a gun, but he had watched movies.

421
00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:54,240
Speaker 1: This gun didn't sound like the movies. This gun sounded

422
00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:55,240
Speaker 1: like a pop gun.

423
00:23:56,359 --> 00:23:58,920
Speaker 2: So he keeps running. The other guy keeps running.

424
00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:04,159
Speaker 1: And Freddy defied the demographic expectations you have and was

425
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:09,639
Speaker 1: closing ground. Bow No AI fake gun. You know you

426
00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:11,720
Speaker 1: think you'll stop me from chasing you. I'm gonna catch

427
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:14,800
Speaker 1: you and I'm gonna pin you down with your fake gun.

428
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:18,000
Speaker 2: It was either the third or fourth shot out of

429
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:21,080
Speaker 2: the fake gun that hit Freddy in the leg, and

430
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:25,360
Speaker 2: he realized it was not a fake gun. Bullet lodges

431
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:31,720
Speaker 2: in his tibia or fibula? Is it phibia? Tibia and fibula?

432
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:35,560
Speaker 2: Yeah right, okay, I get those two confused. One of

433
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:43,080
Speaker 2: the two lands there, Eddie. Freddy leans over, grabs his

434
00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:44,160
Speaker 2: grabs his.

435
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:50,320
Speaker 1: Leg, it's his calf, and then he decides, I can

436
00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:51,119
Speaker 1: keep chasing.

437
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:55,600
Speaker 2: It's gonna be really amazing. So he chased the guy

438
00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:56,600
Speaker 2: all the way to.

439
00:24:56,560 --> 00:25:01,600
Speaker 1: Wheeler, and when he got to Wheeler, he's not closing

440
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:02,680
Speaker 1: ground on the guy anymore.

441
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:05,240
Speaker 2: When he got to Wheeler, he fell over and collapsed

442
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:06,920
Speaker 2: because he's lost so much blood.

443
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:07,159
Speaker 3: By that.

444
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:10,560
Speaker 1: Freddie would go on after graduating to go to Mexico

445
00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:13,679
Speaker 1: to get a graduate degree, and while there to become

446
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:17,280
Speaker 1: a matador. And my favorite part. He became a really

447
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:20,680
Speaker 1: good matador. And his stage name, which they promoted him under,

448
00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:25,160
Speaker 1: was El Gringo the dudes of Mexican descent. His name

449
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:27,560
Speaker 1: is Alfredo Salcedo, and you're calling him El.

450
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:35,440
Speaker 2: Gringo, the Keeper, the star and very well played for money.

451
00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:39,600
Speaker 1: I don't always tell what you've done when the bullet hits.

452
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:46,520
Speaker 2: The phone and an over five minute song all in one,

453
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:52,680
Speaker 2: very clever and I love Twilight song. I just love

454
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:53,120
Speaker 2: this song.

455
00:25:53,840 --> 00:26:01,200
Speaker 1: Oh wait, I need you all to be thinking about

456
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:06,520
Speaker 1: what you did for senior skip day. Oh, I got

457
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:11,560
Speaker 1: some other jackass telling me sometimes I can hear ramone

458
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:12,640
Speaker 1: in the.

459
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:17,720
Speaker 2: Distance when you're talking. It never did this before. I'm

460
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:20,960
Speaker 2: just letting you know I can vaguely hear it. Yeah,

461
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:25,359
Speaker 2: thanks a lot, sir. Oh that's Eddie he was.

462
00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:30,800
Speaker 1: He also added Hotel California. It's always weird when your

463
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:35,680
Speaker 1: boss contributes show content to the show. You're like, shouldn't

464
00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:39,960
Speaker 1: you be like running firing people and hiring people.

465
00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:43,359
Speaker 2: Shouldn't you be in meetings or something? What are you doing?

466
00:26:44,119 --> 00:26:47,000
Speaker 2: Let me do my show over here. That's weird. You know.

467
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:51,280
Speaker 2: It's like when you were in school, like especially Liddle school.

468
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:54,400
Speaker 1: Like first grade, second grade, and then your parents would

469
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:56,879
Speaker 1: show up at the school because somebody had died, or

470
00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:59,320
Speaker 1: they were taking you to the doctor or something, or

471
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:01,879
Speaker 1: they had brought your sibling back from the doctor, and

472
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:06,040
Speaker 1: you're like, whoa, what are you doing here, Billy?

473
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:09,000
Speaker 2: And I are about to go out and throw the football?

474
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:10,480
Speaker 2: Why are you here at school?

475
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:13,800
Speaker 1: Which is kind of in the same vein of when

476
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:16,440
Speaker 1: you go to the grocery store as a kid and

477
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:17,720
Speaker 1: you see a teacher.

478
00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:20,119
Speaker 2: What are you, they let you out.

479
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:23,080
Speaker 1: What do you My kids would do that in Nandita

480
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:26,919
Speaker 1: and I would laugh and laugh because they could not

481
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:29,680
Speaker 1: imagine that the teachers went to the grocery store.

482
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:31,320
Speaker 2: Right, The teacher lives at the school.

483
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:33,720
Speaker 1: You go to the school where she lives, and then

484
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:35,600
Speaker 1: you leave and you come back, and we don't know

485
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:37,960
Speaker 1: what she does, nor do we care when we're gone,

486
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:39,080
Speaker 1: but she lives there.

487
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:42,000
Speaker 2: She you stay here, teacher. You see them at the

488
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:45,760
Speaker 2: grocery store and then say, oh hi, Michael or high Crockett,

489
00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:48,400
Speaker 2: how are you doing? And they freeze up. They don't

490
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:51,919
Speaker 2: know what to do. This is weird, very weird.

491
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:56,800
Speaker 1: All right, Email of the year? Ramon, you ready for

492
00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:58,760
Speaker 1: this Email of.

493
00:27:58,680 --> 00:27:59,919
Speaker 2: The year now.

494
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:03,119
Speaker 1: I don't want to encourage this behavior because one of

495
00:28:03,119 --> 00:28:07,400
Speaker 1: my great aggravations in sifting through emails is like, we've

496
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:09,880
Speaker 1: got one hundred emails right now on songs over five

497
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:12,639
Speaker 1: minutes long. So if someone puts that in the heading,

498
00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:14,879
Speaker 1: I can print all those and stack them, and then

499
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:16,800
Speaker 1: when we're talking about that, I can just pull them out.

500
00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:20,240
Speaker 1: It's sorted for me. When people start trying to get

501
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:23,399
Speaker 1: real clever to get my attention, I end up blocking

502
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:25,679
Speaker 1: them because it annoys me. I just don't have the

503
00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:28,600
Speaker 1: time to be to be playing that game. This person

504
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:31,400
Speaker 1: did that and this is the one exception I'll give

505
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:32,240
Speaker 1: in a ten year period.

506
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:37,959
Speaker 2: You ready for this subject, bitch? Dang?

507
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:42,960
Speaker 1: I was say, okay, you have my attention. I don't

508
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:46,120
Speaker 1: want to encourage people to just start throwing stuff in there. Well,

509
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:49,000
Speaker 1: first I should tell you first name orhon or Oran,

510
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:54,520
Speaker 1: last name your toss? Why you are ttas? But the

511
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:57,120
Speaker 1: S is not the S with the little curly cue

512
00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:59,160
Speaker 1: at the bottom. You know, the little apostrophe at the

513
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:02,640
Speaker 1: bottom that's called as I think easy h I looked

514
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:05,480
Speaker 1: it up. I wasn't sure, but you will see that

515
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:08,320
Speaker 1: in Slavic languages. You see it in some different languages.

516
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:11,760
Speaker 1: Sandy's gonna correct me because it may not be Slavic languages,

517
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:13,720
Speaker 1: but you've seen that S and it has a hard,

518
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:17,920
Speaker 1: harsh sound that is not consistent with our speech patterns.

519
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:23,080
Speaker 1: So I'm sitting there thinking, Orhan your toss? Where is

520
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:27,800
Speaker 1: orhon from? So I start pondering and I say, huh,

521
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:28,800
Speaker 1: where do you think?

522
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:31,880
Speaker 2: Oh? I thought you said, so? What'd you just move?

523
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:34,840
Speaker 2: Ramon moved his microphone eight feet from his mouth. So

524
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:36,760
Speaker 2: he cannot speak and I can't hear him. So Eddie

525
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:40,240
Speaker 2: won't build. I guess that's one way to keep your

526
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:43,280
Speaker 2: voice out of my ear. He just won't talk. That's

527
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:44,240
Speaker 2: funny right there.

528
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:48,560
Speaker 1: So I sit there and start thinking about what kind

529
00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:52,920
Speaker 1: of name is that. I assume every name is a

530
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:57,320
Speaker 1: Latin American name because that's the most common, right, And

531
00:29:57,360 --> 00:30:01,440
Speaker 1: then I thought, nah, no, that pattern. There's some patterns

532
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:02,880
Speaker 1: there that are just too odd.

533
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:04,520
Speaker 2: I gotta know.

534
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:09,440
Speaker 1: So I'm pondering where Orhon your toss is from. The

535
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:14,520
Speaker 1: subject line is bitch dang. Now I'm not focused on

536
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:17,480
Speaker 1: the fact that bitch is bich because Orhon is obviously

537
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:19,560
Speaker 1: not from here, so he don't even know how to

538
00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:20,160
Speaker 1: spell bitch.

539
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:23,400
Speaker 2: But okay, I'll bite all right, I got a minute.

540
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:23,960
Speaker 2: I'm rested.

541
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:29,360
Speaker 1: Hello, Zar, you may have already seen this announcement, but

542
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:31,400
Speaker 1: I wanted to afford it to you in case you hadn't.

543
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:37,600
Speaker 1: I hadn't come visit us at Heights Nutrition at nineteen eleven, Studowood,

544
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:42,960
Speaker 1: You started an email with bitch dang, and you're inviting

545
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:46,640
Speaker 1: me to come visit you at a nutrition store. This

546
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:52,000
Speaker 1: is just weird enough to be interesting. I promise you

547
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:55,760
Speaker 1: the best tasting protein shakes with twenty seven grams of protein.

548
00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:58,480
Speaker 2: Something about this.

549
00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:01,760
Speaker 1: Guy is endearing. You know, the Germans are very sincere,

550
00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:05,560
Speaker 1: very earnest, and they don't realize they're laughably earnest. They're

551
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:07,480
Speaker 1: just very serious and you start laughing and they don't

552
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:10,400
Speaker 1: know why you're laughing. I'm kind of liking that on

553
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:15,560
Speaker 1: this dude too. Energy teas that will wake your ass

554
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:19,400
Speaker 1: up in the morning without a crash and with fifteen

555
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:20,400
Speaker 1: grams of protein.

556
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:25,680
Speaker 2: If people are trying to drive my proteins up, oh,

557
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:26,600
Speaker 2: let me start that over.

558
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:29,160
Speaker 1: Energy teas that will wake your ass up in the

559
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:32,200
Speaker 1: morning without a crash and with fifteen grams of protein.

560
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:36,760
Speaker 1: They provide hunger control. Okay, you have my attention because

561
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 1: I'm fasting.

562
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:37,840
Speaker 2: All right.

563
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:45,160
Speaker 1: This is all erbal life, Oh, erbal life. You have

564
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:51,840
Speaker 1: to realize. For my generation, erbal life was for women

565
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:56,000
Speaker 1: that got turned down by Mary Kay Cosmetics. They tried

566
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:59,520
Speaker 1: for that dang pink Cadillac. They were carrying a bunch

567
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:03,560
Speaker 1: of extra. Wait, they wanted more money because they wanted

568
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:06,400
Speaker 1: to build a swimming pool. I mean, this is what

569
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:10,720
Speaker 1: erbal life was to me. So they they signed up

570
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:13,960
Speaker 1: for some multi level marketing, and they got the sticker.

571
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:16,400
Speaker 2: And asked me or the other one was follow me

572
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:18,480
Speaker 2: to learn more about Erballife.

573
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:25,240
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do it, but I have also I've

574
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:30,320
Speaker 1: also been told that Erberlife has had a renaissance and

575
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:33,959
Speaker 1: it's a whole Come see Christy and Orhan Urtas and

576
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,720
Speaker 1: we will set you and Ramona up and have a

577
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:36,400
Speaker 1: great chat.

578
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:37,360
Speaker 2: Thank you.

579
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:40,520
Speaker 1: Now you might be asking what does that have to

580
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:45,080
Speaker 1: do with bitch dang everything. He includes an article at

581
00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:48,400
Speaker 1: the bottom after promoting his business and offering us shakes.

582
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:53,360
Speaker 1: Harris County District's Attorney's Office. District Attorney's Office Press release,

583
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:58,760
Speaker 1: twentieth of August, Bitch Dang Age fifty one was sentenced

584
00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:03,720
Speaker 1: to life imprisoned by Harris County judge after please, it's

585
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:10,600
Speaker 1: a Vietnamese dude named bitch Dang that Orhan your toass

586
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:14,080
Speaker 1: that is very clever. Somebody walk if you're over near

587
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:17,680
Speaker 1: the heights right now, walk into nineteen eleven Studawood and

588
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:21,720
Speaker 1: say where is Orhan your toss? Let me shake your hand.

589
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:24,600
Speaker 1: That was gloriously done, sir,