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Speaker 1: Elvis Durant and the Morning Sun, definitely say I love

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Speaker 1: these guys. You guys are fabulous. Work every day of

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Speaker 1: traffic is Elvis Durant in the Morning Show. Get the

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Speaker 1: of the year. So let's get to work. What are

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Speaker 1: you doing tonight? Scary? I don't know what are you

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Speaker 1: doing about a one night or with Big Daddy? Hi? Danielle, Hi, Froggy,

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Speaker 1: Good Morrow, Bethan, Hello, Nate, Let's go sounds? The evil?

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Speaker 1: Doesn't it? Fantom? About the opera organ? It used to

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Speaker 1: We'll start with our first Calmer of the day, on

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Speaker 1: her way to Phoenix, where it is one degrees. Jennifer,

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Speaker 1: be a hundred and twenty degrees there today. Uh. I

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Speaker 1: you're so aeronautically. Well look, Jennifer, stay cool today. Make

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Speaker 1: and thanks for listening in beautiful Phoenix. You know, we

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Speaker 1: I fell in love with you, and then I had

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Speaker 1: I'm so glad I did. I'm glad you did too.

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Speaker 1: By the way, the station that they fired us, they

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Speaker 1: love everyone in Phoenix. Have a beautiful day. You know,

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Speaker 1: I'm a I'm a big fan of Camelback Mountain. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: We've got some great hiking spots, but not one. Was

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Speaker 1: great day, Jennifer. We're going to send you an Elvis

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Speaker 1: We had crazy weather here in New York last night, Froggy,

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Speaker 1: Your day is of nine all right, Pissy. Stay open

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Speaker 1: As you mentioned, Elvis, excessive heat is being blamed for

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Speaker 1: And pizza ice cream is a thing now, and you

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Speaker 1: Now what about the stars? When you wish on a

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Speaker 1: star and I wish on a star, we both wishing

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Speaker 1: on the same star. I don't think we're actually wishing

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Speaker 1: on a star. We're we're wishing on the light that's

424
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Speaker 1: reflecting off the star. Does that make sense? Whereas it

425
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Speaker 1: the light that is reaching our eyes from the star

426
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Speaker 1: that's probably already dead because it's millions of miles away.

427
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Speaker 1: My head hurts. I need kermit the frog. He was

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Speaker 1: on to something earlier. Rainbows are created by the raindrops there.

429
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Speaker 1: Each raindrop is a tiny prism, and when light passes

430
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Speaker 1: through a prism, it bends the light and the angle

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Speaker 1: at which it bends causes the rainbow. So we're not

432
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Speaker 1: really seeing the same raino, not drop drop. You're not

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Speaker 1: seeing a physical thing. Okay, you just got it. That's

434
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Speaker 1: exactly what I'm looking at the romantic grade tea. Let's

435
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Speaker 1: all believe it's the same rainbow. Can we just move on? Really?

436
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Speaker 1: I got it, But you you said the word I

437
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Speaker 1: was looking for physical, right, That's not the same physical thing. Okay,

438
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Speaker 1: It's not like a water slide. It's splic splash. You

439
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Speaker 1: can't get on it and ride down. That's what I thought,

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Speaker 1: I got it. I wish we could. It would be nice.

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Speaker 1: I wish we lived in a world where we could

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Speaker 1: slide down rainbows into pools of waters that's been saturated

443
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Speaker 1: by the you're in little children, She'll keep you forever young.

444
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Speaker 1: I don't want to try it. Let's go talk to Matt. Hi, Matt,

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Speaker 1: let's change, let's change topics. We we saw your your

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Speaker 1: text earlier, Matt, and this is an interesting question that

447
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Speaker 1: you asked us. Hello lady, Hello lady. So you told

448
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Speaker 1: us that it's your girl, your ex girlfriend's birthday today.

449
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Speaker 1: So the question is should you wish her a happy birthday?

450
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Speaker 1: You've been broken up for about two months now. Was it?

451
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Speaker 1: Was it a really negative breakup? Was it? What was

452
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Speaker 1: it like? Well, let's see, at first it wasn't and

453
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Speaker 1: then you know, we saw she went with the same school,

454
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Speaker 1: and then we saw each other again one night and

455
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Speaker 1: it ended up being a little bad and then it

456
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Speaker 1: just kind of ended badly, but talk to each other.

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Speaker 1: We both came back to each other and I just

458
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Speaker 1: don't know. We haven't talked since then. It's been like

459
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Speaker 1: two months or so, and do you want it to

460
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:06,040
Speaker 1: start up again or you just you're okay with you guys,

461
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Speaker 1: go in your separated place. I think, yeah, I think

462
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Speaker 1: I do like I think about her a lot, and

463
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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what to like. It's

464
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Speaker 1: what she feels, I don't know. You know, you could

465
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Speaker 1: just dip your toe in the water if you really

466
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Speaker 1: want to, and just say, hey, just thinking about you.

467
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Speaker 1: Want to say happy birthday and just end it right there.

468
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Speaker 1: You could also take it one step further and say, hey,

469
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Speaker 1: just thinking about you. Hope you have a great birthday.

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Speaker 1: You up for a drink anytime soon? How did why?

471
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Speaker 1: How did things end? What was your last How did

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Speaker 1: things end the last time you saw each other? Oh? Well,

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Speaker 1: I guess I was really uh say that, I was

474
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Speaker 1: really really drunk. I guess alright, We've all been there.

475
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Speaker 1: I'm there right now. Yeah. I probably shouldn't. I would say,

476
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Speaker 1: don't reach out to her. I don't think, especially if

477
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Speaker 1: it's only been two months, she might be healing and

478
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Speaker 1: hearing from you was going to rip that band aid

479
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Speaker 1: right off again and it might shoot her back into

480
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Speaker 1: some stuff she doesn't want to feel. I say call

481
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Speaker 1: her between the two of them, But what about her?

482
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Speaker 1: We have to think about what she's feeling to maybe

483
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Speaker 1: maybe she maybe she really does stn't care about him

484
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Speaker 1: and he made a miss. Just say happy birthday and

485
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Speaker 1: leave it at that. You're not asking her out. You're

486
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Speaker 1: not doing anything but saying happy birthday, my birthday. I

487
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Speaker 1: don't know, but I guess what Betsy I see. I

488
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Speaker 1: would almost agree with Bethany if I knew how awful

489
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Speaker 1: you were when you were drawn the If you you

490
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Speaker 1: wish her happy birthday and she doesn't respond, you got

491
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Speaker 1: your answer. If she does say, oh, thank you so much,

492
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:43,879
Speaker 1: then you've got your other answer, so you never you know.

493
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:46,119
Speaker 1: Look at that, the three of us are disagreeing on.

494
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Speaker 1: Bethany thinks you should leave it alone. I think you

495
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:50,800
Speaker 1: should leave her alone. I think that she needs time

496
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Speaker 1: to Even if you guys are going to get back

497
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:55,199
Speaker 1: together again, you can't do it until you've both healed

498
00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:58,760
Speaker 1: and drive over and give her a new car. What

499
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Speaker 1: kind of and asked were you hold? We don't? It

500
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:06,680
Speaker 1: obviously was really bad. Let's move on because Bethany's getting

501
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:09,840
Speaker 1: mad at us? Why are you mad? Why you called?

502
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:14,040
Speaker 1: Why are you mad? Matt, good luck, you know, proceed

503
00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:16,760
Speaker 1: with caution, and just I would just whatever you do,

504
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:19,960
Speaker 1: just don't go in expecting anything and make sure not don't.

505
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,280
Speaker 1: Whatever you do, do it because you're wanting to do

506
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:25,800
Speaker 1: it for her, not for you. There's a good answer,

507
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,040
Speaker 1: all right. Good luck, Matt. Next time you get drunk,

508
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:32,840
Speaker 1: come on over very much. Guys, good luck. We didn't

509
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Speaker 1: help you at all. That we did too. We gave

510
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Speaker 1: him things to think about. Absolutely, we did different opinions.

511
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Speaker 1: That's okay, that's okay, that's how the mind thinks. It's

512
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Speaker 1: it's great to think of the option. He's probably more

513
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Speaker 1: continused now. He called so unhappy people are he became

514
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Speaker 1: a monk. Let's get into the Danielle Report. Danielle, so

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Speaker 1: the babes. Justin bie proposed a picture of his mug

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Speaker 1: shot from his two thousand fourteen do You I Arrest

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Speaker 1: along with the hatch jail is not a cool place

518
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Speaker 1: to be, not fun. Never again, speaking of Justin Bieber,

519
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Speaker 1: the song he Doesn't Remember the lyrics to Desposito is

520
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Speaker 1: on top of the billboard, a hot one hundred again

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Speaker 1: for a six week in a row. So congratulations to

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Speaker 1: everybody involved with that song. I tweeted this out if

523
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Speaker 1: you're following me at Danielle Monaro, a list of the

524
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Speaker 1: fifty movies that kids should see before they turn eleven.

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Speaker 1: So there's like the Lion King in Shrek and Coraline

526
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Speaker 1: and Eat and Free Willie, a lot of really cool

527
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Speaker 1: movies that I realized, my kids haven't seen a lot

528
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Speaker 1: of these movies. I'm gonna have no. So it is

529
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Speaker 1: not no nothing has ever been like so one. I'm sorry, um,

530
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Speaker 1: but yeah, so so it's not on the list. Gwyneth

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Speaker 1: Paltrow used to have a ce tattooed on her hip

532
00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:48,920
Speaker 1: for Chris Martin, but there's new bikini pictures of her

533
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Speaker 1: and it looks like it is gone. The Mummy is

534
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:57,400
Speaker 1: on track to lose nine five million dollars that is,

535
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Speaker 1: and that's kicking up. Some people don't even lose that

536
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Speaker 1: in a year, I tell you. And the that's kicking

537
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Speaker 1: off the Monster like you know series that they're trying

538
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Speaker 1: to do with Universal, with the revamping all the old

539
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:09,840
Speaker 1: Monster movies. So maybe they just certain have started with

540
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Speaker 1: the Mummy. I agree. I think that if they had

541
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Speaker 1: started with like Creature from the Black, it would have

542
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Speaker 1: been more clear what they were trying to do, right gosh,

543
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Speaker 1: American Idol? Are they trying to get Lionel Richie as

544
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Speaker 1: its second judge? I will keep you posted on that,

545
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:27,480
Speaker 1: um and let's see tonight on television. You've got Americans,

546
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Speaker 1: America's got talent, You've got World of Dance. Wrecked is

547
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Speaker 1: one what it sounds like you said? Get your mind

548
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Speaker 1: you did say here. I'm sure he is on what

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Speaker 1: it is. Don't ask me to stand up. This is

550
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Speaker 1: Wrecked on TBS. Okay, next hour, gosh, next hour, we're

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Speaker 1: gonna talk about Lord talking about what it's like to

552
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Speaker 1: be bff with Taylor Swift. All right, we all want

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Speaker 1: someone and then it bleeds out into the other room

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Speaker 1: and there's an interesting conversation going on about the same thing.

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Speaker 1: It's kind of a synchronistic thing. God's the word synchronicity

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Speaker 1: being used two days in a row on our show.

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Speaker 1: By the way, um soone sent a text saying, Elvis

566
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Speaker 1: helped me out. I need I need advice. I'm turning

567
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Speaker 1: fifty and it's freaking me out. Then your Ritza is

568
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Speaker 1: turning twenty three and it's freaking her out. And my

569
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Speaker 1: point is what you're saying, Well, that's they have nothing

570
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Speaker 1: in common ones twenty three, once fifty, they have everything

571
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:07,240
Speaker 1: in common. How it doesn't matter what age you're turning.

572
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,520
Speaker 1: You're going to turn that age no matter what. So

573
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:11,640
Speaker 1: freaking out about it is just a waste of emotion

574
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Speaker 1: and a waste of time, your Ritza, Yes, And why

575
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Speaker 1: are you freaking out at turney twenty three? Because when

576
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Speaker 1: I was twenty one, I was like, I'm I'm such

577
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Speaker 1: an adult that I'm still the same as when I

578
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:25,040
Speaker 1: was sixteen. I feel the same, like freaking out about

579
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Speaker 1: any decision I make, even though I'm turning. What does

580
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Speaker 1: it have to do with like a day on the calendar?

581
00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:34,000
Speaker 1: Is what is my question? Because you set yourself. You

582
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:36,440
Speaker 1: set goals for yourself. You think you're gonna do this

583
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:38,640
Speaker 1: by the time you're twenty one, You're gonna do this

584
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:41,760
Speaker 1: by the time you're twenty five, thirty, thirty five. So

585
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Speaker 1: that's why I'm freaking out. Let's get an interesting Let's

586
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Speaker 1: get a counterpoint of view from Lisa Hey. Lisa Hey, Lisa,

587
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Speaker 1: Lisa is turning fifty tomorrow. Oh yeah, I am. And

588
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Speaker 1: isn't it interesting that you and your Ritza, your Ritsa,

589
00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:58,360
Speaker 1: less than half your age, is going through the same

590
00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:02,800
Speaker 1: emotional roller coaster that you're going through. Well, you know,

591
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:06,000
Speaker 1: I'm not freaking out so much. Is just I agree

592
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:08,600
Speaker 1: with you. Risk is that I'm turning fifty and I

593
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:13,760
Speaker 1: still feel sometimes like like you're fifteen. That's excellent. Yeah,

594
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Speaker 1: and I I'm very um. I don't want to say immature,

595
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:22,680
Speaker 1: but I don't feel fifty. But yet I haven't. There's

596
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:26,000
Speaker 1: some goals I didn't expect to be where I am

597
00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:28,560
Speaker 1: in life at fifty, Like, well, maybe this is the

598
00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:32,520
Speaker 1: question you should answer, What is fifty? What is this

599
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:35,680
Speaker 1: supposed to feel? Like? Like? Where where in your head

600
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Speaker 1: did you get someone telling you, well, when you're fifty,

601
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:44,680
Speaker 1: you must feel this way, Um, nobody, but I want

602
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:47,960
Speaker 1: to feel more like you. Look, I'm look, I'm older

603
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,680
Speaker 1: than fifty, but I don't really feel like anything. We

604
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:54,880
Speaker 1: are your Ritza? Do you feel twenty three? Not really?

605
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Speaker 1: What do you feel? What are you supposed to feel

606
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Speaker 1: at twenty three? I don't know about movies and TV.

607
00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:02,240
Speaker 1: Everyone's like to figure it out. It's moving and TV.

608
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Speaker 1: But you know, interesting, interesting, Let's do this, Lisa, Yes,

609
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Speaker 1: tell your Ritza how she's supposed to feel at three?

610
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:13,560
Speaker 1: What is supposed to be? Well, twenty three, I was

611
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:16,800
Speaker 1: a bigger mess than I am now. So but I'll

612
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Speaker 1: tell you you I don't have it figured out. I

613
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:22,240
Speaker 1: don't think any of us have it figured out, right.

614
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Speaker 1: I think that everybody is comparing themselves to what they

615
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Speaker 1: think they're supposed to feel like at a certain age. Yeah. Maybe,

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Speaker 1: And I guess I didn't think i'd be. Um, well,

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Speaker 1: you know, I have teenagers and they're they're growing up

618
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Speaker 1: and moving on and um, congratulations, by the way, I know, No,

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Speaker 1: that's great. You you were a great mom, made me.

620
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Speaker 1: Look what you did. You you gave life and they're

621
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Speaker 1: moving on right, well not yet, but you know they're

622
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Speaker 1: still around. But but they're getting there. But it's just

623
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Speaker 1: it's a weird. I think it's just a weird headspace

624
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Speaker 1: and tomorrow I'll be fine. It's just today it's it's

625
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:01,360
Speaker 1: like jumping out of a plane if you're more afraid

626
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Speaker 1: of doing it ahead of time than actually, you know,

627
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Speaker 1: jumping out. Um, it makes so much sense. What just

628
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Speaker 1: made sense to you? Hold on what made sense? It

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Speaker 1: makes sense that you're if scared of doing something, but

630
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Speaker 1: then when it's happening, that's it. It's happened, So there

631
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Speaker 1: you go. And then after you do it, you go, oh,

632
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Speaker 1: that wasn't that bad? Yeah, fifty, And then I think

633
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:28,319
Speaker 1: it's just that, Um, I don't. I'm not freaking out.

634
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:31,080
Speaker 1: It's just a weird thing to think, like, holy crap,

635
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:34,120
Speaker 1: I'm fifty okay, okay, and you're feeling the same thing.

636
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:36,560
Speaker 1: Holy crap, I'm twenty three. Yes, that's exactly how I

637
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:39,400
Speaker 1: think everybody feels that, you know, at different stages of

638
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:41,719
Speaker 1: their life where they'll go, oh my god, it's like

639
00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:43,600
Speaker 1: I sit there and I look at my kids and

640
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:46,279
Speaker 1: I go, I having eleven year old and an eight

641
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:48,680
Speaker 1: year old, when the hell did that happen? But you

642
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:52,960
Speaker 1: know what but next year, Danielle, next year, Lisa, we'll say,

643
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:55,480
Speaker 1: holy crap, I'm fifty one. Next year you're rich, so

644
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:58,680
Speaker 1: we'll say, holy crap, I'm four. And the year after that,

645
00:34:58,719 --> 00:35:01,000
Speaker 1: you ready for this, you'll say, holy crap, I'm fifty two,

646
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:04,960
Speaker 1: and you'll say holy crap. And it just that's just

647
00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:07,280
Speaker 1: kind of the way it rolls. But rather than sitting

648
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:09,400
Speaker 1: here and wondering about where you are in life at

649
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:13,160
Speaker 1: twenty three or eighteen or fifty two, or just stop

650
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:14,879
Speaker 1: and go, Okay, here I am in life, and here's

651
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:17,040
Speaker 1: what I've accomplished so far. This has been my journey

652
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:19,279
Speaker 1: so far, and now here's where I want to go next.

653
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:22,040
Speaker 1: Because you still have a couple of years of kicking

654
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:26,239
Speaker 1: left in you. You do, Lisa, come one, And this

655
00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:28,120
Speaker 1: is why I wanted a petch talk from you, because

656
00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:29,440
Speaker 1: I knew you'd give me a good kick of the

657
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:33,479
Speaker 1: But you, both of you, ladies, are just You're totally fun.

658
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:36,480
Speaker 1: You're exactly where you want to be or need to be.

659
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:38,680
Speaker 1: No the questions are you where you want to be?

660
00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:41,400
Speaker 1: But that's something you can you can do every day.

661
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:42,799
Speaker 1: You don't have to wait till your birthday on the

662
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:45,960
Speaker 1: calendar to reevaluate where you are in life. Hello, everyone

663
00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:49,720
Speaker 1: listening right now should consider today another day. It's another birthday.

664
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Speaker 1: We're all sold branding your birthday today. Where are we

665
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,560
Speaker 1: in life? Are we having fun? I hope? So? You

666
00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:57,520
Speaker 1: know you are in life right now where you're supposed

667
00:35:57,560 --> 00:35:59,279
Speaker 1: to be because you need to learn the lessons to

668
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:01,040
Speaker 1: get to where you want to be, and you wouldn't

669
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:04,080
Speaker 1: learn them unless you were right here, right now. And Lisa,

670
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:06,600
Speaker 1: then lessons never stopped coming in until the day you

671
00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:09,480
Speaker 1: kick the bucket. Yeah, if you don't turn fifty, you did,

672
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:14,919
Speaker 1: so you know what. Happy birthday, Lisa, Happy birthday. Happy

673
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:17,160
Speaker 1: birthday to everyone today, and you hope you have a

674
00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:22,600
Speaker 1: great day tomorrow. Thank you so much. It's thank you, Rita.

675
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:26,279
Speaker 1: You're great everyone, thank you. Everyone's fine. But you know what,

676
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:29,960
Speaker 1: it's really interesting how am I supposed to feel today?

677
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:32,360
Speaker 1: You're supposed to feel how you want to feel? Scary

678
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:35,160
Speaker 1: as this theory where we try to fit into everyone

679
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:38,719
Speaker 1: else's narrative of where we should be. Screw them, what

680
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:40,560
Speaker 1: do they have to do with anything? But I feel like, listen,

681
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:42,359
Speaker 1: I'm forty three, I feel like I'm thirty, and I

682
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,440
Speaker 1: act like, I'm twenty five and people are always yelling

683
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:48,760
Speaker 1: at me to act my age. Because everybody who people

684
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:52,799
Speaker 1: on social media, my family, friends, I'm supposed to fit

685
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:55,759
Speaker 1: into their narrative on how I should behave at a

686
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:58,319
Speaker 1: specific age. You fit into your narrative. And by the way,

687
00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:00,319
Speaker 1: the friends are failing at you to act your age

688
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:02,040
Speaker 1: are the same friends who are more than happy to

689
00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:04,040
Speaker 1: eat out on your dime and who are more than

690
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:06,279
Speaker 1: happy to help party with you when you invite them out.

691
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:08,480
Speaker 1: So I think you're doing just fine the way you are.

692
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:11,520
Speaker 1: You're fine. Everyone just stopped trying to live into everyone

693
00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:14,920
Speaker 1: else's vision of what they think you should be. Hello, Lisa,

694
00:37:16,239 --> 00:37:21,680
Speaker 1: right actually Antonett? Antonett? All right? Well, so Antonette, you're

695
00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:23,360
Speaker 1: someone else. We'll talk to you. Antonette. I want to

696
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:26,280
Speaker 1: talk to you. What's up? Right? Um? I can't believe

697
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:27,680
Speaker 1: I got on s side right now. I don't even

698
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:28,960
Speaker 1: know what to do. I don't know how you got here.

699
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:30,560
Speaker 1: We don't know who you are, but we were about

700
00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:33,560
Speaker 1: to get to know you. So what's going on? Um? So,

701
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:36,040
Speaker 1: me and my friend Gina, we both turned twenty five

702
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:38,680
Speaker 1: this year and we've been telling everyone that we're having

703
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:41,359
Speaker 1: a quarter life crisis and they don't take a seriously. Well,

704
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:42,840
Speaker 1: I don't take you seriously because that means you're going

705
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:46,600
Speaker 1: to be a hundred we hope. So we have very

706
00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:51,080
Speaker 1: big expectation for ourselves. I don't blame, but yeah, we

707
00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:53,240
Speaker 1: both say that we're having a quarter life crisis because

708
00:37:53,239 --> 00:37:56,480
Speaker 1: we're very um on shore of where we're even supposed

709
00:37:56,520 --> 00:37:59,600
Speaker 1: to be at this stage from where our parents were at.

710
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,000
Speaker 1: You know, to stop. You can't compare to where your

711
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:03,920
Speaker 1: parents were at twenty five. It was a whole different world.

712
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:06,040
Speaker 1: We had a whole different administration in the office, we

713
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:10,120
Speaker 1: had a whole different set of rules in the world.

714
00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:12,600
Speaker 1: I mean, you can't compare. Just be where you are

715
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:15,640
Speaker 1: and just just live your life to the fullest every day.

716
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:18,200
Speaker 1: You can't live anyone else's life. How do we know

717
00:38:18,239 --> 00:38:20,480
Speaker 1: what we're doing right, what we're doing wrong? But don't?

718
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:22,839
Speaker 1: Well know, sometimes you do, but a lot of times

719
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:25,000
Speaker 1: you don't. A lot of times it's you know, you

720
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,400
Speaker 1: you try it. If it works, great, If not, you

721
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:29,400
Speaker 1: pick up and keep on going. You're okay. I had

722
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:32,160
Speaker 1: a quarter life crisis to like a legit really really

723
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:35,320
Speaker 1: bad crisis when I turned twenty five, and you know it.

724
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:37,919
Speaker 1: It's a good thing because it makes you stop down

725
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:39,799
Speaker 1: and look around and figure out what you're doing. There

726
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:42,680
Speaker 1: are some people who never stopped down to see if

727
00:38:42,719 --> 00:38:44,799
Speaker 1: they feel good about where they are, and those are

728
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:48,800
Speaker 1: the people who, when they turn fifty, are like, holy crap,

729
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:51,319
Speaker 1: weirded life. Go I didn't even stop to have fun.

730
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:55,520
Speaker 1: You're you're good. That's actually some very good advice from Bethany.

731
00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:59,560
Speaker 1: I'm not surprised, but so Internet, get out there, you

732
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:01,439
Speaker 1: and you're in Gina, get out there and just live

733
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:03,920
Speaker 1: your life, you know, because it could end tomorrow. And

734
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:06,080
Speaker 1: that's the thing. If you sit there worrying about it

735
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:08,360
Speaker 1: so much, like you said, you don't know what's going

736
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:10,359
Speaker 1: to happen in the future. So you have to live

737
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:12,680
Speaker 1: your life to the fullest. Now it's an adventure. Go

738
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:15,680
Speaker 1: live it. Have fun. I will thank you guys so much.

739
00:39:15,719 --> 00:39:17,440
Speaker 1: I love you so much. I listen every morning and

740
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:20,000
Speaker 1: can I just shout out my fiance Matthew really now,

741
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:23,279
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. We won't allow that. Oh damn it. You

742
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:26,280
Speaker 1: actually got it through all right, Hey Matthew. Thanks Antonette.

743
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:31,120
Speaker 1: Interesting someone here Robin Robinson's I'm totally wrong. What am

744
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:34,239
Speaker 1: I wrong? About Robin. Everybody is so a little wrong.

745
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:37,360
Speaker 1: They just don't get it. They can't worry about life.

746
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:40,520
Speaker 1: I'm going to turn sixty and it hit me that

747
00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:43,719
Speaker 1: I've lived more than I'm going to live and I

748
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:46,799
Speaker 1: haven't freaking figured it out yet. You never will, that's

749
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:48,960
Speaker 1: the point. And you're you're a sixty year halfway through life.

750
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:50,840
Speaker 1: You're gonna be a hundred and twenty before you know it.

751
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:56,080
Speaker 1: Of God, I need to Here's the thing. People get

752
00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:57,960
Speaker 1: to an age like, Let's say you have someone old

753
00:39:57,960 --> 00:39:59,600
Speaker 1: in your family who seems like they've kind of just

754
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:02,320
Speaker 1: given up up because they keep thinking that death is

755
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:04,440
Speaker 1: going to knock at the door any minute now. I

756
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:07,920
Speaker 1: guess that's just not cool because they may linger until

757
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:09,480
Speaker 1: a hundred and forty. Then there are other people that

758
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:13,000
Speaker 1: they're living hard. They may croak tomorrow. You just don't know.

759
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:16,400
Speaker 1: Go ahead and have fun, right, I know, I know,

760
00:40:16,719 --> 00:40:19,440
Speaker 1: I know. I can't get out of my rut of

761
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:24,160
Speaker 1: working all the time. And it's awful funny how sometimes

762
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:25,560
Speaker 1: we think we're in a rut, but if you take

763
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:27,680
Speaker 1: it away, you'd miss that rut. You know, you're not

764
00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:29,239
Speaker 1: as much in a rut as you think you are

765
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:31,840
Speaker 1: Robin love you, thanks for listening to us. What's scary this?

766
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:34,319
Speaker 1: How many times do you see some hate trolling your

767
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:36,799
Speaker 1: Instagram threads saying things like or weren't you a little

768
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:39,000
Speaker 1: too old to be wearing that? Why don't you act

769
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:44,320
Speaker 1: your age? They sound just like it's like Santa Claus.

770
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:47,360
Speaker 1: What do you tell them? I don't tell them anything

771
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:50,920
Speaker 1: because I just I don't care. You look at their

772
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:53,440
Speaker 1: pictures on Instagram or realize that their account is private

773
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:56,520
Speaker 1: and they have nothing to talk about. My favorite is

774
00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:58,080
Speaker 1: sometimes people make fun of what I wear that I

775
00:40:58,080 --> 00:41:04,759
Speaker 1: look at what they're wearing. I'm my girl. You should

776
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:06,840
Speaker 1: look in a mirror before you've taken the next picture.

777
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:10,040
Speaker 1: Now that was really good. Sorry, we all have our

778
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:12,239
Speaker 1: own sense of style. I don't care what people think

779
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:14,399
Speaker 1: about what I look like. I don't you're really good

780
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:17,960
Speaker 1: at that though, I don't care. I do that come

781
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:21,360
Speaker 1: with time. I don't know. It's I just don't use

782
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:23,399
Speaker 1: to bother you more than it does now. The only

783
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:25,839
Speaker 1: thing that bothers me is people who assume I think

784
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:27,560
Speaker 1: one thing when I don't think that thing. That's the

785
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:30,200
Speaker 1: only thing that bothers me. When people assume I'm thinking

786
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:32,640
Speaker 1: blue when I'm really thinking pink, and it's typically the

787
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:37,799
Speaker 1: case that's the only thing that bothers you. But no, yeah,

788
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:40,480
Speaker 1: some guy got mad at me. You should dress your age.

789
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:44,960
Speaker 1: You're dressing like a twenty two year old whatever. Unless

790
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:47,400
Speaker 1: you're dressing like a two year old is actively taking

791
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:49,840
Speaker 1: money out of his bank account, he has nothing that

792
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:51,960
Speaker 1: doesn't affect him. Now, if I'm dressing like a twenty

793
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:57,719
Speaker 1: two year old female stripper, I'm like climbing a pole wearing.

794
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:04,000
Speaker 1: Let me be very frank. You don't want to see that.

795
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:08,239
Speaker 1: That alright, alright, Hey, no matter how old you are,

796
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:10,319
Speaker 1: no matter when your birthday is, today is another day

797
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:12,240
Speaker 1: to celebrate. So get out there. I know that sounds

798
00:42:12,239 --> 00:42:15,319
Speaker 1: like a Pollyanna tree hugging, you know, love the Love

799
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:19,400
Speaker 1: the Whales kind of thing, But come on, Cornla is good.

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00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:22,680
Speaker 1: Let's get into your headlines. What's going on. Excessive heat

801
00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:25,359
Speaker 1: is being blamed for dozens of American Airlines flights in

802
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:28,160
Speaker 1: and out of Phoenix getting canceled. Heat warnings are in

803
00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:31,480
Speaker 1: effect for parts of California, Arizona, and Nevada. Phoenix is

804
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:36,080
Speaker 1: expected to reach one nineteen degrees today. Otto Warm Beer

805
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:38,640
Speaker 1: the American student who was just released from North Korea

806
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:41,440
Speaker 1: in Acoma has passed away. He was sight seeing with

807
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:43,520
Speaker 1: a tour group in North Korea last year when he

808
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:46,760
Speaker 1: was arrested for apparently stealing a political poster from his hotel.

809
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:49,880
Speaker 1: He was imprisoned for seventeen months. As a result of

810
00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:52,439
Speaker 1: warm Beer's death, the tour group he traveled with will

811
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Speaker 1: no longer be conducting tours of North Korea. Yeah, no kidding,

812
00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:59,160
Speaker 1: how about just let's stay out of that country. It's terrifying.

813
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:03,200
Speaker 1: Google and YouTube are working harder to prevent extremist videos

814
00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:06,000
Speaker 1: from being found on YouTube. The s VP of Google

815
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,439
Speaker 1: said quote. While we and others have worked for years

816
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:11,840
Speaker 1: to identify and remove content that violates our policies, the

817
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:14,840
Speaker 1: uncomfortable truth is that we as an industry must acknowledge

818
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:17,760
Speaker 1: that more needs to be done. This is your hourly

819
00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:20,680
Speaker 1: reminder to take a deep breath, and it nice to

820
00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:23,279
Speaker 1: be able to breathe all right back to you and

821
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:26,200
Speaker 1: a new study at a Florida State university found that

822
00:43:26,239 --> 00:43:29,200
Speaker 1: if you and your significant other spend time looking at

823
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:33,000
Speaker 1: pictures where you're posing with adorable animals like puppies and kittens,

824
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:38,359
Speaker 1: it will make your marriage stronger, happier, and better overall. Yeah.

825
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:39,800
Speaker 1: They say that when you do this, you start to

826
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:46,320
Speaker 1: your partners. They say, you start to associate your partner

827
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:51,040
Speaker 1: with the cute animals and that makes you feel more positive. God,

828
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:53,320
Speaker 1: that's the second great advice you've given us in the

829
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:57,719
Speaker 1: past ten minutes. That pose with puppies, little pink noses. Yeah,

830
00:43:57,880 --> 00:44:01,560
Speaker 1: all right, So the five hundred dollar big Green Egg

831
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Speaker 1: free grill phone tap is coming up. Can you say

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Speaker 1: that again? The five big green egg free grill phone

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Speaker 1: tap is coming up, and it's a phone tap from

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Speaker 1: Jimmy Jingles, the world famous phone tapper. Dave Brodie gives

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Speaker 1: us a phone tap. Next el Duran. I've done Elvis

836
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Speaker 1: before in the Morning Show. Can't decide what to do

837
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Speaker 1: this summer. You should enter for your chance to win

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Speaker 1: it's time to decide which side are you. What was

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Speaker 1: that sound? Oh boy, I got something erupting down there,

844
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Speaker 1: Morning Show. I never said that I've got something erupting

845
00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:58,719
Speaker 1: down there. I've never said that someone someone's impersonating me.

846
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:03,040
Speaker 1: When did I I have something erupting down there? Exactly?

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Speaker 1: All right? The Big Green Egg Free Grilled phone taps

848
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Speaker 1: on the way. It's gonna be a beautiful day to grill.

849
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,800
Speaker 1: You need your Big Egg. Froggy is, of course the

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Speaker 1: president of the Big Green Egg fan club. He loves

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Speaker 1: I can't wait to hook mine up. It is so

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Speaker 1: amazing anything you can cook in your oven, it tastes

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Speaker 1: so much better in the Big Green Egg. And you

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Speaker 1: can also grill with my chicken, steak, burgers, whatever it

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Speaker 1: is you normally fix slow roast of brisket. It's the

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Speaker 1: most the most tasty thing you've ever By the way,

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Speaker 1: he should be on TV. Do you really should be

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Speaker 1: on GC? It's unreal. Uh. And by the way, that's

859
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Speaker 1: such a Southern thing that only Froggy and I understand

860
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:42,160
Speaker 1: anything you want to fix on the grill, And you

861
00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:44,960
Speaker 1: guys are thinking was something broken? Why would you fix

862
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:48,520
Speaker 1: on the grille? Fixings? To me? Like, if you said fixings,

863
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:52,040
Speaker 1: I would think, like, you know, like a pickles and

864
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Speaker 1: stuff like that. So your Big Green Egg free grilled

865
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Speaker 1: phone tap is coming up in a second. So you

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Speaker 1: know what something that Bethany does all the time. She

867
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Speaker 1: loves to point out things in life that satisfy her,

868
00:46:03,719 --> 00:46:08,080
Speaker 1: and some of them are downright disgusting. Yeah, but a

869
00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:11,720
Speaker 1: lot of people agree, Like, uh, people popping pimple popping

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00:46:11,719 --> 00:46:13,920
Speaker 1: other people's pimples. Yeah, my mom and I have this

871
00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:15,600
Speaker 1: in common. There was one time that like, I had

872
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:18,719
Speaker 1: a black head and I popped it and my mom.

873
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:20,239
Speaker 1: I was with my mom at the time, and she

874
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:22,839
Speaker 1: got so mad at me because I did it without her.

875
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:27,000
Speaker 1: She didn't get to watch. Yeah, but there's videos for

876
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:30,120
Speaker 1: this that's fine to so many and doctors it so

877
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:34,520
Speaker 1: what's his name? But people find that satisfying. Here look

878
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:41,719
Speaker 1: at that black head coming black kid. So yeah, so

879
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:44,160
Speaker 1: there were things in life we find satisfying as disgusting

880
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:46,840
Speaker 1: as they are. Like the other day, Alex looked at

881
00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:50,040
Speaker 1: me and said, you got some hair on your back.

882
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:52,080
Speaker 1: Let me take care of that. And I'm like, what

883
00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:55,600
Speaker 1: you get satisfaction? And then he said, yes, okay, go

884
00:46:55,719 --> 00:46:58,000
Speaker 1: right ahead, we'll pull it out, those little crazy hairs.

885
00:46:58,040 --> 00:46:59,960
Speaker 1: And then there's less, i mean less gross ones like

886
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:04,160
Speaker 1: vacuuming I find very satisfying because it's instant gratification. You

887
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:07,480
Speaker 1: see the results right away. I find smelling pool toys

888
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:13,719
Speaker 1: very satisfying. That plastically. I was reading an article yesterday

889
00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:17,160
Speaker 1: about where's the bubble wrap? Here? It is? Why is

890
00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:21,120
Speaker 1: popping bubble wraps so satisfying? Have you ever spent like

891
00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:26,400
Speaker 1: a good twenty minutes they're doing this? You unpacked your

892
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:30,759
Speaker 1: stuff from your Amazon Prime box and the stuff that

893
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:35,480
Speaker 1: you ordered? Who cares about that? It's about YEA so

894
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:40,160
Speaker 1: recently manufactures a bubble wrap. They've announced they're redesigning it.

895
00:47:41,719 --> 00:47:45,800
Speaker 1: The new version will not pop? What what? What? So

896
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:48,239
Speaker 1: this article I was reading it was in Daily Intelligence.

897
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:51,640
Speaker 1: Here the newly imagined product will be called eye bubble Wrap.

898
00:47:51,719 --> 00:47:56,560
Speaker 1: It's Rice Crispy esque melodies replaced by bubbles that transfer

899
00:47:56,640 --> 00:48:00,239
Speaker 1: air between one to another so they never deflate, which

900
00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:03,879
Speaker 1: will take away the age of So if they're gonna stop,

901
00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:05,960
Speaker 1: if bubble Wrap is gonna stop making bubble wrap, then

902
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:08,239
Speaker 1: there's an opportunity for someone to become a billionaire and

903
00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:10,359
Speaker 1: create their own version of bubble wrap. And what you're

904
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:13,080
Speaker 1: holding right now is soon going to be a collector's item. Well,

905
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:15,759
Speaker 1: I should stop popping which we should save that. The

906
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:19,239
Speaker 1: first app I ever downloaded from my iPod was the

907
00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:23,200
Speaker 1: bubble bubble wrap popping app? Isn't that for that? There

908
00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:24,560
Speaker 1: there was I don't know if they're still as you

909
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:26,800
Speaker 1: just kept popping it. You would just tap it and

910
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:28,880
Speaker 1: it would pop, and then more would appear, and it

911
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:32,560
Speaker 1: was so satisfying, Greg, Greg T this could be the

912
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Speaker 1: idea for your new business. I say that you don't

913
00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:39,560
Speaker 1: sound very excited about your new bubble wrap business. I

914
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Speaker 1: love it. I think it's just great. You have to

915
00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:44,520
Speaker 1: engineer new bubble wrap, all right, and I'm sure there's

916
00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:46,920
Speaker 1: a patent out there somewhere. Oh and maybe each one

917
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:49,120
Speaker 1: comes with a different scent, like when you pop it,

918
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:55,359
Speaker 1: you smell strawberries, Oh my god, strawberry. Different colors too,

919
00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:58,279
Speaker 1: don't different colors? All right, I'm gonna start that as

920
00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:00,800
Speaker 1: soon as we get back from our summer vacation. No,

921
00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:03,360
Speaker 1: you should start now. Don't wait. Why are you waiting

922
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:06,160
Speaker 1: for everything until we get back from our summer vacation.

923
00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:09,360
Speaker 1: Put it off. You know what's going on. Bye, thank you,

924
00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:12,600
Speaker 1: all right, bye bye bye? Alright, So coming up next

925
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:15,319
Speaker 1: life after the phone tap, I want to talk about

926
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Speaker 1: the weird things that we get satisfaction from. Would you

927
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Speaker 1: like me to compile a list? Would you? Durand? In

928
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Speaker 1: the Morning shows Free Money phone Tap, You're about to

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Speaker 1: a Big Green Egg package courtesy of Big Green Egg.

931
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Speaker 1: It includes your large Big Green Egg, your grilling slash,

932
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Speaker 1: roasting slash baking apparatus, the nest, the egg Mates grilling tools,

933
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Speaker 1: and a twenty pound bag of natural lump charcoal. All right,

934
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Speaker 1: that comes up after the phone tap, and you have

935
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Speaker 1: to hear the phone tap first, Elvis, Elvis Durand, Elvis Durant,

936
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Speaker 1: phone tap, David Brodie, what's your phone tap about today, Elvis?

937
00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:53,799
Speaker 1: I'll listener. Nicole wanted us to phone tap her husband Ray.

938
00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:56,960
Speaker 1: They are planning a sweet sixteen for their daughter Amy,

939
00:49:57,560 --> 00:50:01,080
Speaker 1: and Ray has done nothing and she wanted to make

940
00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:03,279
Speaker 1: him pay the price. Now, Amy is known for a

941
00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:06,400
Speaker 1: dressing little scantily and Ray is very sensitive to that.

942
00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:09,919
Speaker 1: So I play up on that. I call is Jimmy Jingles. There, DJ,

943
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:13,200
Speaker 1: We love Jimmy Jingles. What could go wrong in today's

944
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Speaker 1: phone town is right there right, This is Jimmy Jingles.

945
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Speaker 1: I'll be DJ and your daughters. Sweet sixteen, is your wife?

946
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:21,120
Speaker 1: Tell you I'm calling? Yeah right? She told me to

947
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:23,560
Speaker 1: your guy gonn me playing the music. Right. She paid

948
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:27,160
Speaker 1: me the lectra to do some custom stuff and I work.

949
00:50:27,239 --> 00:50:29,360
Speaker 1: I worked it into some wraps. I just want you

950
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:30,879
Speaker 1: to pick out your you know, your three or four

951
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:33,560
Speaker 1: favorite ones. I think it's gonna be good. We all

952
00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:36,200
Speaker 1: in rhymes. It's great. Here we go. Ricky dropped the bit.

953
00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:40,200
Speaker 1: Amy is sixteen. She'll always be your father's peanut, but

954
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:46,600
Speaker 1: this class she's but charge. She's always showing off her deacups. Okay,

955
00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:48,120
Speaker 1: hold on a second, hold on in my hold on

956
00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:50,040
Speaker 1: in my in my defense. When I first saw a

957
00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:51,719
Speaker 1: picture your daughter, I thought she was a sea cup.

958
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:55,920
Speaker 1: When I saw well on her instagram page, she's got

959
00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:58,080
Speaker 1: all these bikini pictures, and so I thought she was

960
00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:02,400
Speaker 1: a c cop. Were you six? You look on the instagram,

961
00:51:02,719 --> 00:51:04,920
Speaker 1: Well you'll like this one, batter hold on ready. This

962
00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:08,120
Speaker 1: is about how popular she is. She has a lot

963
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:11,560
Speaker 1: of friends, Cheese, everybody's buddy, especially lead the boys. Because

964
00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:20,160
Speaker 1: she's all dressing slutty. We did take always christ Listen.

965
00:51:20,239 --> 00:51:24,200
Speaker 1: I'm Jimmy Jingles. I'm a DJM a fashion fifty less

966
00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:27,000
Speaker 1: what you are? Right? Hold on, let's keep going. Maybe

967
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:28,360
Speaker 1: you don't like this one better? All right? Hold on.

968
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:31,480
Speaker 1: She gets a humor from my dad. She learned hockey

969
00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:33,560
Speaker 1: from my mother. But it's clear that Amy gets her

970
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:37,719
Speaker 1: giant who from my grandmother. I bring you my men on.

971
00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:41,399
Speaker 1: I think you bring my mother to bring myself down

972
00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:48,840
Speaker 1: to your plate. Get t my mother's up party to

973
00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:50,920
Speaker 1: night defense your mother's eighties. She's not even gonna hear

974
00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:52,920
Speaker 1: it anyway, probably at our age, you're not coming anywhere

975
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:56,520
Speaker 1: near this. I worked very hard on these. Ricky Rymes

976
00:51:56,560 --> 00:51:58,719
Speaker 1: isn't even available. Most times I had to call him

977
00:51:58,719 --> 00:52:02,080
Speaker 1: in specially. I guess like bows out of clown whose

978
00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:05,120
Speaker 1: things like this? Ricky Rhymes and Jimmy douche bag. Okay,

979
00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:08,279
Speaker 1: it's it's like this Jimmy jingles. All right, listen, I

980
00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:10,160
Speaker 1: got one more. You're gonna love it. Hold on, listen

981
00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:13,360
Speaker 1: how clever this is. Hold On, Amy is so smart.

982
00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:15,719
Speaker 1: Might be a lawyer, a sergeant, but when she goes

983
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:17,720
Speaker 1: to God, as we know, she won't be a birde

984
00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:25,600
Speaker 1: you little pieces, Look you can come down here. Don't

985
00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:30,719
Speaker 1: get mad at me of a hot door Are you

986
00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:35,760
Speaker 1: you hired this guy? This is Jimmy Jingles, Ricky Rhymypartment.

987
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:39,120
Speaker 1: He's fantastic. Everybody's raving about him. He's gonna be so glad.

988
00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:41,759
Speaker 1: Did you listen to his songs? Are you? Are you not?

989
00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:45,080
Speaker 1: I just listen to his songs. He's doing the whole business.

990
00:52:45,160 --> 00:52:51,239
Speaker 1: It's the bread. He's weird to saying mother, mother saying

991
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:54,879
Speaker 1: that you get to my mother. That's so funny. He's

992
00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:58,520
Speaker 1: called squad. He's any dresses. Come on, you know, I

993
00:52:59,239 --> 00:53:01,480
Speaker 1: don't care if you were a serran lap for me

994
00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:04,320
Speaker 1: and you to fix you wore it on the phone.

995
00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:07,120
Speaker 1: You didn't listen to this guy's lyrics. Actually right, she

996
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:08,680
Speaker 1: was on the phone and she did hear the lyrics

997
00:53:08,719 --> 00:53:14,520
Speaker 1: and it's plenty fine. You're on the radio. This is

998
00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:16,320
Speaker 1: Dave Brody Melist in the Morning Show. Your wife and

999
00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:22,319
Speaker 1: I are phone tapping you. You gotta be freaking Kimmy great, unbelievable.

1000
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:32,200
Speaker 1: Remember he's got lots of energy. Poor dad and Jimmy Jingles.

1001
00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:38,480
Speaker 1: Boom boom boom. Be an honor for Jimmy Jingles to

1002
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:40,560
Speaker 1: do a song for our birthday. They hold the party.

1003
00:53:40,600 --> 00:53:46,080
Speaker 1: Will you come as Jimmy Jingles. If you've an idea

1004
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:47,920
Speaker 1: for a phone tap even if you don't, maybe we'll

1005
00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:49,640
Speaker 1: come up with something. Who in your life is very

1006
00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:52,520
Speaker 1: gullible and who will fly off the handle like Dad.

1007
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:55,239
Speaker 1: Get in touch with us. Go to Elvis Durand doll comment,

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Speaker 1: your Big Green Egg. Froggy swears by it. I can't wait.

1013
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Speaker 1: I want to grilled bait slash shau taste something on

1014
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Speaker 1: mine today. I'll come over and check out how to

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Speaker 1: do it? All right, be called on at all right

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Speaker 1: All right, let's get on board here. We got lots

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00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:51,520
Speaker 1: to do. We'll start with Jesse. Hey, Jesse, Jesse listening

1048
00:55:51,560 --> 00:55:53,840
Speaker 1: to us on Q nine four and beautiful Richmond, Virginia.

1049
00:55:54,120 --> 00:55:59,439
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening every day. I love the sound

1050
00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:01,040
Speaker 1: of kids in the background. Are you at the park

1051
00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:08,920
Speaker 1: or you're at Scary's house? That was radio? All right,

1052
00:56:08,960 --> 00:56:10,560
Speaker 1: here's what you just did. You are a caller one

1053
00:56:10,680 --> 00:56:14,200
Speaker 1: hundred Jesse. You just want five dollar cash, gift card

1054
00:56:14,239 --> 00:56:16,640
Speaker 1: you spend it anyway you want, and a big Green

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00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:19,960
Speaker 1: Egg package courtesy of Big Green Egg. Have you have

1056
00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:23,560
Speaker 1: you ever seen a Big Green Egg in motion? These

1057
00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:26,600
Speaker 1: things are amazing. I've seen him in the store but

1058
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:32,280
Speaker 1: never actually used. You can roasted chicken, you can sear

1059
00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:35,080
Speaker 1: your steaks have seven fifty degrees in this thing. It

1060
00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:38,400
Speaker 1: makes pizza, It makes pizza everything. You will be the

1061
00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:42,680
Speaker 1: CEO of Low and Slow. Anyway, Thank you for listening,

1062
00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:46,399
Speaker 1: and uh enjoy your Big Green Egg. Thank you so much.

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00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:51,000
Speaker 1: We appreciate you listening. Hold on, Jesse, Jesse, you can

1064
00:56:51,040 --> 00:56:54,239
Speaker 1: be the Jesse of Tomorrow. Listen to the Big Green

1065
00:56:54,480 --> 00:56:57,640
Speaker 1: egg free grill phone tap tomorrow morning at this time. Alright,

1066
00:56:57,840 --> 00:57:00,640
Speaker 1: scary dmity music for this. Yes, I want to get

1067
00:57:00,680 --> 00:57:03,520
Speaker 1: into the things in life that satisfy us. Look, there

1068
00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:07,440
Speaker 1: are many satisfying things out there, like rainbows and beaches,

1069
00:57:08,080 --> 00:57:15,120
Speaker 1: and there are some things in life that that are satisfying,

1070
00:57:15,880 --> 00:57:22,800
Speaker 1: some mundane, some downright sticky. So Bethany, you're in charge

1071
00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:25,400
Speaker 1: of recording the answers. Yes, I am writing them down.

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00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:30,960
Speaker 1: The things in life that satisfy you. We'll start with Sarah. Sarah,

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00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:34,480
Speaker 1: what in life satisfies you? Hi, guys, so nice to

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00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:37,920
Speaker 1: talk to you and you as well likewise, thank you. Um,

1075
00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:43,640
Speaker 1: I love fucking ingrown hairs. Yeah, so talk about the

1076
00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:46,840
Speaker 1: experience and plucking and grown hair. Go. Well, So it

1077
00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:48,560
Speaker 1: can be kind of tough. You know. You notice the

1078
00:57:48,600 --> 00:57:50,720
Speaker 1: big red bump and then you're like, I know that

1079
00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:52,840
Speaker 1: there's a follicle in there, and I have to get it.

1080
00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:55,800
Speaker 1: So I'll grab my best pair of tweezers, and you

1081
00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:57,600
Speaker 1: know you have to get the right ones. Um, some

1082
00:57:57,720 --> 00:57:59,280
Speaker 1: of them don't work. I get really upset when I

1083
00:57:59,320 --> 00:58:01,440
Speaker 1: lose my good pair tweezers. So yeah, but you dig

1084
00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:03,680
Speaker 1: in there and you pull it out, and god, is

1085
00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:07,880
Speaker 1: it ever satisfied? Found one that was like had grown

1086
00:58:07,920 --> 00:58:10,200
Speaker 1: in a circle and so it was really long when

1087
00:58:10,200 --> 00:58:13,200
Speaker 1: you finally pulled it out. Oh yeah, absolutely, And then

1088
00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:16,919
Speaker 1: you're like, how does that even happen? You run pep

1089
00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:19,200
Speaker 1: on a story right down this on the list, I

1090
00:58:19,360 --> 00:58:23,600
Speaker 1: found teeth in my body? All right, Sarah, thank you

1091
00:58:23,680 --> 00:58:25,920
Speaker 1: for listening. Wait till you hear that tank you thank you?

1092
00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:29,680
Speaker 1: What is deliciously satisfying to you? Froggy? I have two things.

1093
00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:34,200
Speaker 1: One and pulling out an ingrown toenail feels amazing, and

1094
00:58:34,440 --> 00:58:38,720
Speaker 1: number two, peeling off a sunburned skin. But isn't that

1095
00:58:38,920 --> 00:58:41,320
Speaker 1: terrible for you? I know, I don't know. But when

1096
00:58:41,360 --> 00:58:43,080
Speaker 1: you get like that's how big of a sheet can

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00:58:43,120 --> 00:58:47,400
Speaker 1: you get? That's not good? Well, Jesse, Actually I Kim

1098
00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:50,320
Speaker 1: agrees with you, right, Kim? I do? I do? Oh

1099
00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:51,880
Speaker 1: my god, I'm so sad when you just said it,

1100
00:58:51,920 --> 00:58:56,560
Speaker 1: but I'm so excited to be on with you. Being

1101
00:58:56,600 --> 00:58:58,920
Speaker 1: on with us is almost as thrilling as pulling a

1102
00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:03,720
Speaker 1: sheet of dead skin off of your body. So good listen.

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00:59:03,760 --> 00:59:06,920
Speaker 1: I'm a pale, pale girl and sunburn is the worst,

1104
00:59:07,320 --> 00:59:09,920
Speaker 1: but it is satisfying when you can peel that off.

1105
00:59:10,040 --> 00:59:11,920
Speaker 1: Let me tell you. If you're putting your skin you know,

1106
00:59:11,960 --> 00:59:13,520
Speaker 1: you know I'm about to preach. If you're putting your

1107
00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:16,760
Speaker 1: skin in a position where you have a peeling sunburned

1108
00:59:16,840 --> 00:59:21,280
Speaker 1: please go to the dermatologist every every Monday, every Monday,

1109
00:59:21,360 --> 00:59:25,520
Speaker 1: every week. Please. But there is satisfaction there. Thank you

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00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:30,040
Speaker 1: for listening. Thank you. Sometimes when I was a kid,

1111
00:59:30,120 --> 00:59:33,040
Speaker 1: we we didn't really understand back then the correlation between

1112
00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:35,680
Speaker 1: sunburn and skin cancer. Now we do. It's to be

1113
00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:38,520
Speaker 1: taken very seriously. But I would pull off that skin

1114
00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:40,000
Speaker 1: and I would want to make a whole new face

1115
00:59:40,080 --> 00:59:43,640
Speaker 1: with it, or make it like a lamp shade. I'm

1116
00:59:43,680 --> 00:59:45,840
Speaker 1: always fantasized because my back gets a lot of sun.

1117
00:59:45,880 --> 00:59:47,720
Speaker 1: If I could just peel off one full sheet of

1118
00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:49,880
Speaker 1: my bagi like hanging on the wall. That's not good.

1119
00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:53,760
Speaker 1: This is all really bad for you. Please go to

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00:59:53,840 --> 00:59:57,880
Speaker 1: see the dermatologist. Hello Carrie, Hello, welcome to the show.

1121
00:59:58,040 --> 01:00:00,800
Speaker 1: Talk about what is satisfying in a life for you.

1122
01:00:01,400 --> 01:00:05,680
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's sick, but it's cleaning my daughter's ears. Yeah, yeah,

1123
01:00:06,200 --> 01:00:08,280
Speaker 1: I could see that because the goal the goop comes out.

1124
01:00:08,680 --> 01:00:12,520
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I look forward to when they get dirty

1125
01:00:12,520 --> 01:00:13,840
Speaker 1: every couple of days. I mean, I know you're not

1126
01:00:13,840 --> 01:00:16,440
Speaker 1: supposed to do it so much. It's horrible. Yeah, but

1127
01:00:16,520 --> 01:00:18,840
Speaker 1: she feels that satisfaction of getting that gunk out of

1128
01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:23,880
Speaker 1: it's mine isn't as gross, but it's still deserves to

1129
01:00:23,920 --> 01:00:25,320
Speaker 1: be on the list. Maybe this will open it up

1130
01:00:25,320 --> 01:00:29,320
Speaker 1: for more people to call in. I received massive satisfaction

1131
01:00:29,400 --> 01:00:33,840
Speaker 1: out of washing dishes. Really, a lot of people do,

1132
01:00:33,960 --> 01:00:36,480
Speaker 1: and I get it. I love betsany. You're saying you

1133
01:00:36,560 --> 01:00:39,200
Speaker 1: loved the vacuum. Yeah, I loved the vacuum because it's

1134
01:00:39,400 --> 01:00:42,720
Speaker 1: instant gratification. You see what you've done right away. Mowing

1135
01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:44,600
Speaker 1: a lawn is the same thing. Look at that. I

1136
01:00:44,680 --> 01:00:47,400
Speaker 1: get into the gratification when putting my dishes in the dishwasher,

1137
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:52,680
Speaker 1: pushing play. All right, Thank you, Carrie, enjoy crap out

1138
01:00:52,720 --> 01:00:59,960
Speaker 1: of your daughter's ears, you too. Thank you for listening, Samantha. Samantha,

1139
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:01,640
Speaker 1: you've been on hold a long time and I'd sure

1140
01:01:01,680 --> 01:01:04,160
Speaker 1: to appreciate it. Thank you for your patients. Tell everyone

1141
01:01:04,680 --> 01:01:08,320
Speaker 1: that weird thing in life that gives you such great satisfaction. Oh,

1142
01:01:08,480 --> 01:01:12,640
Speaker 1: the best thing is getting that stuck piece of popcorn

1143
01:01:12,760 --> 01:01:16,240
Speaker 1: out of your teeth. YEA, oh my god, I can

1144
01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:19,240
Speaker 1: feel it now. I know you know you make those

1145
01:01:19,280 --> 01:01:26,360
Speaker 1: weird noises. And Samantha, you're using your tongue. Your tongue

1146
01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:29,640
Speaker 1: is your tool. Have you ever like felt something between

1147
01:01:29,680 --> 01:01:32,520
Speaker 1: your teeth and you you you dig it it all

1148
01:01:32,600 --> 01:01:34,080
Speaker 1: day and you know you could go get a toothpick.

1149
01:01:34,520 --> 01:01:36,480
Speaker 1: You know you could go, but no, I've got to

1150
01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:38,960
Speaker 1: I've got to solve this on my own, the natural

1151
01:01:39,080 --> 01:01:41,400
Speaker 1: god given ability to use my tongue to suck it out.

1152
01:01:42,320 --> 01:01:44,400
Speaker 1: And I can't imagine my face when I'm doing it.

1153
01:01:45,360 --> 01:01:49,120
Speaker 1: I mean, you look contorted. We all do it. Samantha,

1154
01:01:50,520 --> 01:01:53,120
Speaker 1: go eat some popcord and you have a satisfying day. Okay,

1155
01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:56,520
Speaker 1: absolutely will thanks for calling. Are you writing all these Downbethin?

1156
01:01:56,920 --> 01:01:59,840
Speaker 1: I have a list? Okay, Sean, welcome to the show,

1157
01:02:00,120 --> 01:02:03,040
Speaker 1: are you hey? Thank you great? Talk about it, talk

1158
01:02:03,080 --> 01:02:06,800
Speaker 1: about it the most weirdest satisfying thing you can do. Well,

1159
01:02:06,840 --> 01:02:09,840
Speaker 1: It's a little disgusting here because I'm a little upset

1160
01:02:10,040 --> 01:02:12,160
Speaker 1: compulsive when it comes to nose hairs and like picking

1161
01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:16,400
Speaker 1: it out on people and being gross. You pull nose

1162
01:02:16,440 --> 01:02:19,800
Speaker 1: hairs out of other people's noses. No, I can't stand

1163
01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:22,560
Speaker 1: the look of it. It completely grosses me out. But

1164
01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:25,520
Speaker 1: when I'm at home, my guilty pleasure is grabbing out

1165
01:02:25,560 --> 01:02:27,520
Speaker 1: my tweezers. I'm sucking out my nose hairs, and I

1166
01:02:27,600 --> 01:02:29,640
Speaker 1: get excited when I get one that's curly and like

1167
01:02:29,720 --> 01:02:35,560
Speaker 1: an accordion. God does that hurt. It does kind of hurt,

1168
01:02:35,600 --> 01:02:37,560
Speaker 1: but it's more satisfied knowing that I got it and

1169
01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:40,800
Speaker 1: I was able to keep it in that interesting little symbol.

1170
01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:46,880
Speaker 1: When I pull mine out, it makes me sneeze. Finding

1171
01:02:46,920 --> 01:02:49,000
Speaker 1: a hair outside of your face, And then you pull

1172
01:02:49,080 --> 01:02:50,520
Speaker 1: it out and you see how long it is, and

1173
01:02:50,560 --> 01:02:53,320
Speaker 1: you're like, how the hell have I not seen that sooner?

1174
01:02:53,360 --> 01:02:55,960
Speaker 1: It's so long? And then you get the root on

1175
01:02:56,120 --> 01:03:02,440
Speaker 1: top of that doubt all right, sean happy nose hair pulling.

1176
01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:06,280
Speaker 1: I mean that with all due respect. Someone just an

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01:03:06,360 --> 01:03:09,800
Speaker 1: intect Oh my god, satisfaction using a magic eraser is

1178
01:03:09,840 --> 01:03:15,000
Speaker 1: the absolute best satisfying. Is when you're getting over a cold,

1179
01:03:15,040 --> 01:03:19,000
Speaker 1: you blow your nose and all that snot comes out. Okay, yes,

1180
01:03:19,920 --> 01:03:22,480
Speaker 1: two things. Getting the dirt out from under your fingernails

1181
01:03:22,520 --> 01:03:24,480
Speaker 1: with the edge of a paper clip is so satisfying

1182
01:03:24,720 --> 01:03:27,160
Speaker 1: and what not so disgusting one when you're driving and

1183
01:03:27,320 --> 01:03:30,720
Speaker 1: all the traffic lights turned green as you approach. Yes,

1184
01:03:32,080 --> 01:03:34,600
Speaker 1: not all things that give us satisfaction have to be disgusting.

1185
01:03:35,760 --> 01:03:37,160
Speaker 1: You don't have to know. It doesn't have to be

1186
01:03:37,240 --> 01:03:43,080
Speaker 1: something that's moist whatever. Satisfaction from smelling my own gas. No,

1187
01:03:43,200 --> 01:03:46,760
Speaker 1: I'm not writing that one down. Don't get somebody tweeted

1188
01:03:46,760 --> 01:03:48,960
Speaker 1: out cleaning the lint out of your belly button. Well,

1189
01:03:49,040 --> 01:03:52,080
Speaker 1: that's what we have here, Jess. Is that you Yes,

1190
01:03:52,200 --> 01:03:57,280
Speaker 1: that's real. No, you're about ear waxy. So I love

1191
01:03:57,400 --> 01:04:00,920
Speaker 1: watching ear wax from a videos the other like a

1192
01:04:01,480 --> 01:04:04,000
Speaker 1: large Is there a large collection of ear wax removal

1193
01:04:04,120 --> 01:04:08,200
Speaker 1: videos available to us in the public sector. Yes, but

1194
01:04:08,280 --> 01:04:10,280
Speaker 1: I feel like I've watched them all on YouTube at

1195
01:04:10,360 --> 01:04:15,000
Speaker 1: this point, So you need new ones. Why don't you

1196
01:04:15,040 --> 01:04:17,960
Speaker 1: go and make an ear wax video for our friend, Jess.

1197
01:04:18,040 --> 01:04:22,440
Speaker 1: She's she's in need alright, Jess, that's great satisfaction. I'm

1198
01:04:22,440 --> 01:04:25,240
Speaker 1: seeing ear wax coming in. Thanks for listening to us. Thanks.

1199
01:04:26,840 --> 01:04:29,600
Speaker 1: My stomach is not feeling well right now. You have

1200
01:04:29,680 --> 01:04:32,040
Speaker 1: two cents that are really nice that they really make

1201
01:04:32,080 --> 01:04:33,640
Speaker 1: me put me in a really great move sense. We're

1202
01:04:33,680 --> 01:04:35,880
Speaker 1: not talking about sense. But if they give you satisfaction,

1203
01:04:36,160 --> 01:04:38,080
Speaker 1: that's it. Give me satisfaction when I walk into a

1204
01:04:38,160 --> 01:04:40,280
Speaker 1: men's locker room at the gym and like a guy

1205
01:04:40,440 --> 01:04:42,560
Speaker 1: just came out of the shower, and it smells so

1206
01:04:42,920 --> 01:04:45,600
Speaker 1: nice and fresh, Like no, for real, I love that

1207
01:04:45,760 --> 01:04:49,320
Speaker 1: fresh scent. You love the smell of a freshly showered man.

1208
01:04:49,600 --> 01:04:51,080
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I could be like a stalker in

1209
01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:54,080
Speaker 1: a men's gym and just like sit there. This is

1210
01:04:54,120 --> 01:04:56,640
Speaker 1: my problem. When I was a member at Equinox, I

1211
01:04:56,680 --> 01:04:58,320
Speaker 1: would go to the gym like every day, but I

1212
01:04:58,440 --> 01:05:00,000
Speaker 1: never came out of the locker rock. You know. I'm

1213
01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:03,640
Speaker 1: say so because I love sniffing freshly, freshly scrubbed men

1214
01:05:03,880 --> 01:05:06,680
Speaker 1: love and really just worked out and they're just strong.

1215
01:05:07,480 --> 01:05:10,200
Speaker 1: What other homo erotic satisfaction do you find in life?

1216
01:05:10,760 --> 01:05:13,680
Speaker 1: I also do like the fact of like like it's

1217
01:05:13,680 --> 01:05:15,600
Speaker 1: on my pool in the summertime when I have to

1218
01:05:15,680 --> 01:05:17,640
Speaker 1: rip open a bag of shock and I have to

1219
01:05:17,680 --> 01:05:20,120
Speaker 1: throw it into the filter and it smells so fresh

1220
01:05:20,200 --> 01:05:22,720
Speaker 1: and you get that scent of like the chlorine and

1221
01:05:22,800 --> 01:05:29,480
Speaker 1: it just oh man, it's so summer. Kill you all right.

1222
01:05:29,520 --> 01:05:31,400
Speaker 1: Here's a song just for Greg Te who's in the

1223
01:05:31,480 --> 01:05:34,720
Speaker 1: locker room waiting for you to shower him and walk

1224
01:05:34,840 --> 01:05:36,480
Speaker 1: by so we can sniff. You could be on a

1225
01:05:36,560 --> 01:05:39,560
Speaker 1: ship with men and across the sea. Oh we don't

1226
01:05:39,640 --> 01:05:41,520
Speaker 1: know where will land or wind, but it's great to

1227
01:05:41,680 --> 01:05:45,720
Speaker 1: beat with men. It's great because men cans went and

1228
01:05:45,800 --> 01:05:48,280
Speaker 1: men can stink and no one seems to care. Oh

1229
01:05:48,560 --> 01:05:51,680
Speaker 1: thro the dishes in the sink, and the green with hair,

1230
01:05:51,840 --> 01:05:56,160
Speaker 1: old train with hair, old men. Then it's the ship

1231
01:05:56,240 --> 01:05:59,680
Speaker 1: off with men, so battened down the ladies room. There's

1232
01:05:59,680 --> 01:06:01,480
Speaker 1: no one here but man, this is for you, Greg.

1233
01:06:01,840 --> 01:06:03,880
Speaker 1: I love it. I'm loving it. You're so into it.

1234
01:06:04,040 --> 01:06:10,320
Speaker 1: There's there's men in the galley and one guy will

1235
01:06:10,320 --> 01:06:15,400
Speaker 1: you call Sally, and that's Nat. Man. It's a shower

1236
01:06:15,480 --> 01:06:17,560
Speaker 1: all filled with men, and love it. You'll never have

1237
01:06:17,800 --> 01:06:20,440
Speaker 1: to lift the seat. There's no one here. But then, Greg,

1238
01:06:20,680 --> 01:06:22,280
Speaker 1: you're so much. You know when you hug a man

1239
01:06:22,480 --> 01:06:25,720
Speaker 1: and you smell his shoulder, right, No, for real, No,

1240
01:06:25,880 --> 01:06:28,280
Speaker 1: there's a different mills the guys. This, I'm just for real.

1241
01:06:28,600 --> 01:06:32,000
Speaker 1: There's a scent about a man shoulder that is different

1242
01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:35,640
Speaker 1: about a woman's shoulders. Like it's for real that you

1243
01:06:35,720 --> 01:06:37,000
Speaker 1: know when you pull you know when you and your

1244
01:06:37,040 --> 01:06:39,160
Speaker 1: bro take your shirts off, Yes, just like after a

1245
01:06:39,200 --> 01:06:41,000
Speaker 1: basketball game, and then you just pull, just kind of

1246
01:06:41,120 --> 01:06:42,960
Speaker 1: sniff each other, just pull each other in for a

1247
01:06:43,040 --> 01:06:45,400
Speaker 1: warm embrace, but you feel the strength of him, and

1248
01:06:45,440 --> 01:06:51,480
Speaker 1: then you smell his shoulder for serious, You are serious.

1249
01:06:51,520 --> 01:06:54,920
Speaker 1: I love this too. Your wife loves this. How other

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01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:56,640
Speaker 1: men can relate they know, they just don't want to

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01:06:56,680 --> 01:06:59,840
Speaker 1: admit it. I'm actually just saying you admit that. Yeah,

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01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:03,880
Speaker 1: minute sniffing the neck of a freshly showered man. I

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01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:06,360
Speaker 1: love it. It's so great, it really is. We have

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01:07:06,400 --> 01:07:08,120
Speaker 1: a shower. Why don't you and Scary go shower and

1255
01:07:08,160 --> 01:07:10,760
Speaker 1: sniff each other. I would smell him, it was scary.

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Speaker 1: Come on, come on, go take a shower. You can

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Speaker 1: take a shower by yourself, and then then let Greg

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Speaker 1: t sniff you do we have soap like an axe.

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Speaker 1: I love axe spray some ax. Scary. This is pull

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Speaker 1: you in gently and then just cup you and hold you.

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Speaker 1: This conversation is Bethany's enjoying it so much, but she

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01:07:37,080 --> 01:07:39,000
Speaker 1: refuses to turn around and actually look great tea in

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Speaker 1: the eye. Alright, having fun. You're just real. You are

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01:07:45,840 --> 01:07:51,240
Speaker 1: real alright, alright, it's good. No, no, no no, and

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Speaker 1: it's Pride month. Let's get into the Danielle report. You

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01:07:54,680 --> 01:07:58,120
Speaker 1: can go fling, go fly the rainbow flag outside your office.

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Speaker 1: Be proud, daniel all right, don't we know? Lord and

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01:08:01,560 --> 01:08:04,800
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift ur bfs right now. And Lord was talking

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01:08:04,880 --> 01:08:08,160
Speaker 1: about how it is to be best friends with Taylor Swift.

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01:08:08,240 --> 01:08:11,080
Speaker 1: She said, it's like having a friend with very specific allergies.

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01:08:11,640 --> 01:08:13,760
Speaker 1: She said, there are certain places you can't go together,

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01:08:14,120 --> 01:08:17,639
Speaker 1: certain things you can't do, different sets of considerations within

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01:08:17,720 --> 01:08:20,679
Speaker 1: the friendship. It's like having a friend with an autoimmune disease.

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01:08:21,280 --> 01:08:22,800
Speaker 1: And it kind of makes sense if you think about it,

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01:08:22,840 --> 01:08:24,800
Speaker 1: because you know everywhere you go people want a piece

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Speaker 1: of Taylor. Bob Barker was taken to the hospital last

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Speaker 1: week after suffering a fall at his Hollywood home. Um

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01:08:32,880 --> 01:08:35,000
Speaker 1: he slipped in his bathroom. He hit his head. He

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01:08:35,200 --> 01:08:38,280
Speaker 1: wasn't badly injured, but he is ninety three years old

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01:08:38,439 --> 01:08:40,320
Speaker 1: and he's a legend, so he is, Oh my gosh,

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01:08:40,360 --> 01:08:45,800
Speaker 1: he is. Don't forget your pet. Yes, okay, let's move one.

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Speaker 1: You're right, respect, all due respect. Did you hear about Hanson?

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01:08:51,120 --> 01:08:53,920
Speaker 1: They don't like they don't like Justin Bieber. They don't

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01:08:53,920 --> 01:08:55,519
Speaker 1: like his music. They don't like his music. They were

1285
01:08:55,560 --> 01:08:59,320
Speaker 1: doing an interview talking about, you know, Justin Bieber's music.

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01:08:59,360 --> 01:09:01,000
Speaker 1: They were asked about at it and they said, I

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01:09:01,120 --> 01:09:04,280
Speaker 1: prefer not to get any venereal diseases. And then they

1288
01:09:04,320 --> 01:09:06,960
Speaker 1: said something like, whenever Justin Bieber gets sort of near me,

1289
01:09:07,200 --> 01:09:10,200
Speaker 1: it's just like getting an ear infection. And then Isaac

1290
01:09:10,280 --> 01:09:14,200
Speaker 1: Hanson said, Lamydia of the ear, it sucks. They're just playing.

1291
01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:20,200
Speaker 1: We all we all agree Justin Bieber is a fantastic artist. Hey,

1292
01:09:20,400 --> 01:09:22,240
Speaker 1: someone just send a text and maybe you can relate

1293
01:09:22,280 --> 01:09:25,880
Speaker 1: with this. Danielle uh and Betsany taking off your braw

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Speaker 1: and wig after a long day at work the wig part, No,

1295
01:09:28,920 --> 01:09:33,240
Speaker 1: but yes, you gotta go to Elvis around dot com

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01:09:33,320 --> 01:09:36,760
Speaker 1: because NBC has confirmed when this is us, when Will

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Speaker 1: and Grace will return. They've given a lot of fall

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Speaker 1: premier dates, so I know we've got that up for you,

1299
01:09:41,840 --> 01:09:44,400
Speaker 1: so check it out. And Dr Dre has agreed to

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01:09:44,439 --> 01:09:48,160
Speaker 1: donate ten million dollars to the Compton High School in

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01:09:48,400 --> 01:09:52,719
Speaker 1: order to help build a performing arts complex. Is awesome

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01:09:52,720 --> 01:09:55,720
Speaker 1: because he knows how important the performing arts are. All

1303
01:09:55,800 --> 01:09:58,320
Speaker 1: right tonight in television America's Got Talent, World of Dance.

1304
01:09:58,439 --> 01:10:02,400
Speaker 1: You've got wrecked and that's it. Okay, bye, all right.

1305
01:10:02,640 --> 01:10:05,120
Speaker 1: So you know, I'll just put it out there to

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01:10:05,160 --> 01:10:07,920
Speaker 1: the universe rather than google it. I'm gonna put it

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01:10:07,920 --> 01:10:11,840
Speaker 1: out there to the universe. We know someone who had

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01:10:11,880 --> 01:10:14,320
Speaker 1: too who went to the hospital and they did an

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01:10:14,400 --> 01:10:19,320
Speaker 1: X ray and they found they found a set of teeth. Oh,

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01:10:19,479 --> 01:10:23,439
Speaker 1: the person had a twin. No, it's a it's different

1311
01:10:23,880 --> 01:10:26,519
Speaker 1: what this is. And as I as I understand it

1312
01:10:26,600 --> 01:10:29,720
Speaker 1: to be, you were born with certain bacteria in your

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01:10:29,840 --> 01:10:34,519
Speaker 1: body through a an internal reproductive process. It's not exactly

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01:10:34,560 --> 01:10:38,120
Speaker 1: a twin, but another human. It just bits and pieces

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01:10:38,200 --> 01:10:41,920
Speaker 1: of human form inside your body. I kid you, not

1316
01:10:41,960 --> 01:10:46,000
Speaker 1: you while you're laughing. There's a name for it. They

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Speaker 1: find it's a tumor. Actually it's a it's a type

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Speaker 1: of tumor tara toma. So it's not Uncle Johnny just

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01:10:54,439 --> 01:11:00,439
Speaker 1: swallowing his dentures, which is totally possible. I gonna pull

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01:11:00,479 --> 01:11:02,880
Speaker 1: it off the table so fast. It's called tara tooma.

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Speaker 1: Wicked that it's a tumor with tissue or oregon components

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01:11:07,840 --> 01:11:12,679
Speaker 1: resembling normal derivatives of more than one germ layer. Although

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01:11:12,680 --> 01:11:16,720
Speaker 1: the taratoma maybe blah blah blah, it's sales may differentiatement,

1324
01:11:17,160 --> 01:11:21,160
Speaker 1: but it's you actually have like body parts growing in you,

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01:11:21,280 --> 01:11:27,400
Speaker 1: but not only typically contains a diversity of tissues including hair, teeth, bone, thyroid, etcetera.

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01:11:27,920 --> 01:11:30,639
Speaker 1: What like can you You can't really get a new

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Speaker 1: person from him, just parts of what it's like. Dr

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01:11:33,800 --> 01:11:36,320
Speaker 1: Frankenstein would be in heaven? Do you live with those parts? That?

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Speaker 1: Did they take them out? Well, here's my point. Uh,

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01:11:39,960 --> 01:11:44,240
Speaker 1: they say more than more people than not more people

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Speaker 1: have this that than know? Does that make sense? A

1332
01:11:47,479 --> 01:11:48,760
Speaker 1: lot of people have it and they just don't know.

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01:11:49,479 --> 01:11:52,400
Speaker 1: You may have tara tooma on the on the show

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01:11:52,479 --> 01:11:56,360
Speaker 1: The Office, Dwight shrewt while he was in utero, absorbed

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Speaker 1: his twin and now he has the strength of a

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Speaker 1: grown man. The little baby. It could happen. And also

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01:12:02,280 --> 01:12:04,920
Speaker 1: did you see my big fat Greek wedding with the

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01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:07,759
Speaker 1: aunt She had her twin growing in her with teeth.

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01:12:09,479 --> 01:12:12,040
Speaker 1: But this is a little different because I don't think

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01:12:12,080 --> 01:12:15,800
Speaker 1: it's not a perfectly formed human, but it's it's bits

1341
01:12:15,840 --> 01:12:22,080
Speaker 1: and pieces, some teeth and here's some pictures. There was

1342
01:12:22,120 --> 01:12:25,200
Speaker 1: also a teeth but it's not the same. Here's some

1343
01:12:25,240 --> 01:12:31,840
Speaker 1: pictures here that's got a full moler on it. At

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01:12:31,920 --> 01:12:34,960
Speaker 1: that it's not that's a potato they put that's Mr

1345
01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:38,200
Speaker 1: potato head. Anyway. So anyway, and I'm not trying to

1346
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Speaker 1: discuss everyone. I'm just letting you know that this stuff

1347
01:12:41,400 --> 01:12:43,040
Speaker 1: is going on in life. You need to be made

1348
01:12:43,080 --> 01:12:45,160
Speaker 1: aware of it. And that's why you listen to this show. Hey,

1349
01:12:45,200 --> 01:12:46,439
Speaker 1: when you fly, do you have to pay for a

1350
01:12:46,520 --> 01:12:49,400
Speaker 1: second scene? I don't know. No, it rides in you.

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01:12:50,520 --> 01:12:54,479
Speaker 1: It's right, it's ride and shotgun. It's like the infant

1352
01:12:54,520 --> 01:12:57,040
Speaker 1: on your lapn't I didn't want to turn this into

1353
01:12:57,120 --> 01:12:58,720
Speaker 1: a funny thing. It was supposed to be more of

1354
01:12:58,800 --> 01:13:01,680
Speaker 1: a marvel of the university. I think someone would call

1355
01:13:01,800 --> 01:13:04,519
Speaker 1: that this is call us now if you know more

1356
01:13:04,560 --> 01:13:06,679
Speaker 1: about what we actually I know someone who knows someone,

1357
01:13:06,720 --> 01:13:08,040
Speaker 1: but I don't want to put them on the spot.

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01:13:08,120 --> 01:13:13,240
Speaker 1: What what I can't hear you? You got to speak

1359
01:13:13,240 --> 01:13:15,400
Speaker 1: into a microphone. That's the magic radio texting in that

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01:13:15,479 --> 01:13:17,400
Speaker 1: they know people or they work in a hospital and

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01:13:17,400 --> 01:13:21,559
Speaker 1: they've seen them exactly. And I'm just hoping it's not harmful.

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01:13:21,560 --> 01:13:23,080
Speaker 1: For the person who has it. You. I wou would

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01:13:23,080 --> 01:13:24,920
Speaker 1: never wish that on anyone. All right, we have to

1364
01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:28,519
Speaker 1: take a break. What's that question? I wonder what if

1365
01:13:28,600 --> 01:13:30,400
Speaker 1: you have one of these, you get it taken out,

1366
01:13:30,640 --> 01:13:33,160
Speaker 1: can you harvest the teeth so in case you lose

1367
01:13:33,240 --> 01:13:36,000
Speaker 1: a tooth, they can use this because it's already your

1368
01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:37,680
Speaker 1: own DNA might as will shove that up in there.

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01:13:37,760 --> 01:13:41,160
Speaker 1: A girl can dream. I mean, you can literally eat

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01:13:41,200 --> 01:13:46,120
Speaker 1: your own heart out anyway would be difficult. Okay, I

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01:13:46,160 --> 01:13:48,479
Speaker 1: gotta take a break, and I'm just wanted to point

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Speaker 1: this out. You listen to us. Sometimes we teach you

1373
01:13:52,240 --> 01:13:54,840
Speaker 1: new things. Sometimes we don't need to know these things.

1374
01:13:55,760 --> 01:13:59,400
Speaker 1: The host of the Party on his national radio shows,

1375
01:13:59,479 --> 01:14:03,599
Speaker 1: your taste, your talent have contributed to popular culture, maybe

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Speaker 1: in a way that no one else has. Elvis Durant

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Speaker 1: in the morning show The I Heart Summer seventeen Weekend

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Speaker 1: by A T and T was amazing And thanks to

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Speaker 1: A T and T, you can watch all of the

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Speaker 1: show stopping performances and special surprises this Friday June and

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Speaker 1: Saturday June at a p m. Eastern and Pacific only

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Speaker 1: on Audience Direct TV Channel to thirty nine Direct TV

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Speaker 1: now or you Verse channel even fourteen. Is that time

1384
01:14:35,280 --> 01:14:37,680
Speaker 1: when we need Elvis Durand? Is that a sausage in

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01:14:37,720 --> 01:14:42,559
Speaker 1: your pants? House of the nationally syndicated radio Alvis Durant

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Speaker 1: and the Morning Sturning Shu. Guys are fabulous. Every day

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Speaker 1: traffic is Elvis Durand in the Morning show. The longest

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Speaker 1: days of the year, you're in the middle of them

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Speaker 1: right now. In the next couple of days. I mean,

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01:14:59,640 --> 01:15:02,920
Speaker 1: summer begins officially tomorrow, right, yes, it does. It's the

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01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:06,439
Speaker 1: longest day of the year. It is. And uh, get

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01:15:06,479 --> 01:15:08,720
Speaker 1: out and enjoyed. I love. I love when wake up

1393
01:15:08,760 --> 01:15:11,000
Speaker 1: the morning to come to work. It's light, and it's

1394
01:15:11,080 --> 01:15:13,080
Speaker 1: light late at night. Last night I looked up and

1395
01:15:13,160 --> 01:15:15,320
Speaker 1: it was still light and said, Alex, what time isn't

1396
01:15:15,360 --> 01:15:18,120
Speaker 1: He said, it's like ten o'clock. I started having to

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01:15:18,160 --> 01:15:21,080
Speaker 1: wear a sleep mask because it's still light out when

1398
01:15:21,080 --> 01:15:23,360
Speaker 1: I go to bed. I feel fabulous when I do it.

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01:15:24,280 --> 01:15:25,760
Speaker 1: Do you put an ear plugs? Dude? You just close

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01:15:25,760 --> 01:15:27,320
Speaker 1: the whole world off. I just put a big I

1401
01:15:27,560 --> 01:15:30,759
Speaker 1: just put a blanket over my head. Oh well, welcome

1402
01:15:30,800 --> 01:15:33,599
Speaker 1: to another day. Great tea. Yes you have a topic.

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Speaker 1: Train on the one I do. It's like, it's a

1404
01:15:35,880 --> 01:15:39,439
Speaker 1: like an express topic train an express. Why take the

1405
01:15:39,520 --> 01:15:41,639
Speaker 1: local when you can take the express? It's um, it's

1406
01:15:41,680 --> 01:15:45,240
Speaker 1: it's very quick. Just three little topics. All right, we're

1407
01:15:45,240 --> 01:15:49,200
Speaker 1: gonna get into that topic train music. We also have

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01:15:49,600 --> 01:15:52,000
Speaker 1: uh A, Nate almost got into a fight at the

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01:15:52,040 --> 01:15:57,599
Speaker 1: Delhi yesterday in the middle of a fight. Well, I, yeah,

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01:15:57,680 --> 01:15:59,719
Speaker 1: the middle of it. But you were like in the middle,

1411
01:15:59,760 --> 01:16:02,200
Speaker 1: you were between two cats that were ready to hiss.

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01:16:02,840 --> 01:16:05,800
Speaker 1: I was the crux of this altercation, and I had

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01:16:05,920 --> 01:16:08,400
Speaker 1: nothing to do with anything going on. I was just

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01:16:08,520 --> 01:16:12,559
Speaker 1: an innocent bystandard. Okay. I wanted to tell the story. Yeah,

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01:16:12,560 --> 01:16:16,920
Speaker 1: I guess into a fight yesterday. Yeah, okay, Well anyway,

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01:16:16,960 --> 01:16:19,479
Speaker 1: let's see he read a deli or was it a Delhi?

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01:16:19,520 --> 01:16:21,840
Speaker 1: I wanted a sandwich. I wanted a turkey and Swiss

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Speaker 1: on a whole week bread. Very important, very important. I

1419
01:16:26,800 --> 01:16:29,920
Speaker 1: don't include facts in my stories unless they're pertinent. So

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01:16:30,080 --> 01:16:31,960
Speaker 1: I asked for do you ever walk into a deli

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01:16:32,000 --> 01:16:35,920
Speaker 1: and go, hey, what's your beef? So anyway, I walked

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01:16:35,920 --> 01:16:37,720
Speaker 1: into a deli and I asked for a turkey and

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01:16:37,800 --> 01:16:40,320
Speaker 1: Swiss on a whole wheat wrap. And as the as

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01:16:40,400 --> 01:16:43,240
Speaker 1: the gentleman is making my sandwich behind the counter, the

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01:16:43,320 --> 01:16:46,639
Speaker 1: guy behind me in line mutters under his breath, it's

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01:16:46,680 --> 01:16:49,400
Speaker 1: not a lot of meat on that sandwich, to which

1427
01:16:49,520 --> 01:16:52,160
Speaker 1: the guy making the sandwich looks up and goes, what.

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01:16:53,200 --> 01:16:56,960
Speaker 1: And I think he's looking at me like I'm arguing

1429
01:16:57,080 --> 01:16:59,160
Speaker 1: about the amount of meat on my sandwich. But I

1430
01:16:59,240 --> 01:17:02,000
Speaker 1: didn't say anything, right, So then the guy behind me says,

1431
01:17:02,479 --> 01:17:04,960
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, you're not putting a lot of meat

1432
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Speaker 1: on that sandwich. So then the guy behind the counter goes,

1433
01:17:08,360 --> 01:17:10,760
Speaker 1: I'm thinking it's not your sandwich, don't or exactly. I

1434
01:17:10,920 --> 01:17:13,400
Speaker 1: just I'm like, I'm it's like a Larry David moment

1435
01:17:13,439 --> 01:17:16,759
Speaker 1: from Curb your enthusiasm, but you feel the tension mount mounting.

1436
01:17:16,840 --> 01:17:18,920
Speaker 1: So then the guy behind the counter says, well, if

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01:17:18,960 --> 01:17:21,000
Speaker 1: the guy wants more meat on his sandwhich you'll tell

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01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:23,160
Speaker 1: me wants more meat on his sandwich. So then the

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Speaker 1: guy behind me says, well, I'm just saying when you

1440
01:17:25,479 --> 01:17:28,080
Speaker 1: make my sandwich, you better put more meat on the sandwich.

1441
01:17:28,120 --> 01:17:34,000
Speaker 1: And you're putting on that guy sand then I just say,

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01:17:34,240 --> 01:17:39,360
Speaker 1: that's plenty of meat, sandwich. That's plenty of meat. I'm good,

1443
01:17:39,880 --> 01:17:43,280
Speaker 1: some of his meat on my sandwich. So the two

1444
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Speaker 1: of them, So this is like a bar This is

1445
01:17:45,360 --> 01:17:47,000
Speaker 1: like a Barbara. How many times do we have people

1446
01:17:47,040 --> 01:17:49,200
Speaker 1: call our show saying A guy will call it and say,

1447
01:17:49,200 --> 01:17:51,960
Speaker 1: I took my girlfriend out last night and she started

1448
01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:53,960
Speaker 1: a fight with another guy at the bar. Then I

1449
01:17:54,080 --> 01:17:55,840
Speaker 1: had to come in and clean it up. It's like you,

1450
01:17:55,960 --> 01:17:57,640
Speaker 1: you're in the middle, and you you don't want to

1451
01:17:57,640 --> 01:18:00,280
Speaker 1: be in a fight, but your meaty sandwich was really

1452
01:18:00,360 --> 01:18:02,519
Speaker 1: the cause of the fight, my non meat sandwich, and

1453
01:18:02,600 --> 01:18:05,280
Speaker 1: then I suffered as a result because then he's angry

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Speaker 1: making my sandwich. So he hurries up, forgets to put

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01:18:07,800 --> 01:18:10,360
Speaker 1: the mustard on, throws a little bit of lettuce. It's

1456
01:18:10,360 --> 01:18:14,640
Speaker 1: all messed up. Now do you order wrigular let us

1457
01:18:14,720 --> 01:18:16,800
Speaker 1: or do you insist on leaf lettus? I insist on

1458
01:18:16,880 --> 01:18:19,000
Speaker 1: leaf lettuce. But he put shredded on there because he

1459
01:18:19,120 --> 01:18:22,400
Speaker 1: was shredded lettuce. There's nothing worse, and you find it

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01:18:22,439 --> 01:18:24,280
Speaker 1: on your I got my sandwich and got the hell

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01:18:24,320 --> 01:18:26,640
Speaker 1: out of there, all right. So yeah, so another situation

1462
01:18:26,960 --> 01:18:29,040
Speaker 1: where you know you're you're like the little country in

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01:18:29,080 --> 01:18:32,160
Speaker 1: between two warring country. Yeah, you're like, I just want

1464
01:18:32,200 --> 01:18:34,559
Speaker 1: my meat. That's all. That's a little meat. Yeah, it's

1465
01:18:34,560 --> 01:18:37,280
Speaker 1: like a mom and dad fight. You're just like, please

1466
01:18:37,560 --> 01:18:39,720
Speaker 1: just get a divorce already. What right did the guy

1467
01:18:39,800 --> 01:18:43,840
Speaker 1: behind him to have any business? Yeah, he really didn't

1468
01:18:43,880 --> 01:18:46,160
Speaker 1: have any right. It's found his problem. He was looking

1469
01:18:46,200 --> 01:18:48,639
Speaker 1: out for your sandwich. It wasn't no, no, no, he wasn't.

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01:18:48,680 --> 01:18:50,160
Speaker 1: He just said, quote, I want to make sure you

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01:18:50,240 --> 01:18:52,040
Speaker 1: put more meat on my sandwhich when you make it.

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01:18:52,160 --> 01:18:53,800
Speaker 1: He should have kept his mouth clothes until it was

1473
01:18:53,880 --> 01:18:56,400
Speaker 1: his Yeah, I agree and say something, don't put my

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01:18:56,520 --> 01:18:58,920
Speaker 1: sandwich on the line. Yeah. You know when this happens

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01:18:58,920 --> 01:19:00,320
Speaker 1: to me, if I'm in a light and there's a

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01:19:00,400 --> 01:19:02,640
Speaker 1: car ahead of me and there's a car behind me,

1477
01:19:02,800 --> 01:19:05,160
Speaker 1: and then the light turns green and the guy behind

1478
01:19:05,320 --> 01:19:07,880
Speaker 1: me honks the horn. The person at the light looks

1479
01:19:07,880 --> 01:19:10,400
Speaker 1: in his room view mirror like and I'm like, that's

1480
01:19:10,400 --> 01:19:18,040
Speaker 1: the guy behind I know what are supposed to? Man?

1481
01:19:18,200 --> 01:19:21,320
Speaker 1: I hate that getting caught in the middle of other

1482
01:19:21,360 --> 01:19:24,240
Speaker 1: people's issue. Really, when you were telling that story at

1483
01:19:24,240 --> 01:19:26,360
Speaker 1: the beginning, I was really worried that the guy making

1484
01:19:26,439 --> 01:19:28,160
Speaker 1: the sandwich was going to think you were the one

1485
01:19:28,200 --> 01:19:31,040
Speaker 1: who had said that. He originally thought that. I'm really

1486
01:19:31,080 --> 01:19:34,439
Speaker 1: glad the guy behind you reiterated, yeah, that would have

1487
01:19:34,560 --> 01:19:39,680
Speaker 1: sucked your food. Then then you know, well you were

1488
01:19:39,720 --> 01:19:41,479
Speaker 1: at least you were watching him so you knew he

1489
01:19:41,520 --> 01:19:43,439
Speaker 1: didn't spit on you. I can never go back there.

1490
01:19:43,600 --> 01:19:45,679
Speaker 1: Now I'm the guy that he associates with a bad

1491
01:19:46,720 --> 01:19:48,200
Speaker 1: I think you're okay. You just go in and be

1492
01:19:48,320 --> 01:19:50,880
Speaker 1: extra nice and accommodating. I think you'll be okay. There's

1493
01:19:50,920 --> 01:19:53,120
Speaker 1: so many delis to choose from. I don't know that

1494
01:19:53,160 --> 01:19:55,320
Speaker 1: if that one was convenient, it was very convenient. I

1495
01:19:55,360 --> 01:19:58,240
Speaker 1: can never go there, okay. But at the end, the

1496
01:19:58,360 --> 01:20:00,960
Speaker 1: question is this, even though they put the wrong lettuce

1497
01:20:01,000 --> 01:20:05,160
Speaker 1: on there, were you satisfied with the amount of your meat? Nextly, no,

1498
01:20:05,320 --> 01:20:07,400
Speaker 1: the guy behind me was right. There wasn't a lot

1499
01:20:07,439 --> 01:20:09,559
Speaker 1: of meat on that as the reasons not go back

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01:20:09,600 --> 01:20:11,960
Speaker 1: because you can't ask. Yeah, I can't ask for extra meat,

1501
01:20:12,000 --> 01:20:13,559
Speaker 1: and I don't like a lot of meat on my sandwich.

1502
01:20:13,640 --> 01:20:15,519
Speaker 1: I do I like the protein. I mnd up taking

1503
01:20:15,520 --> 01:20:18,960
Speaker 1: half of it off all the time, me to tell

1504
01:20:19,040 --> 01:20:20,920
Speaker 1: us how much meat do you like? And I look

1505
01:20:20,960 --> 01:20:23,200
Speaker 1: around to total strangers, would you like my spare meat?

1506
01:20:24,680 --> 01:20:27,400
Speaker 1: To like my turkey? You know there's a Deli Delar Street.

1507
01:20:27,439 --> 01:20:30,280
Speaker 1: I can put a good working for you train. I'm sorry,

1508
01:20:30,280 --> 01:20:32,960
Speaker 1: what can you heard my topic train? That's my topic train?

1509
01:20:33,280 --> 01:20:37,519
Speaker 1: So he just why is it your Scarrett? It's it's

1510
01:20:38,040 --> 01:20:40,800
Speaker 1: great Tea's fault. But you see what he's doing. He's

1511
01:20:40,920 --> 01:20:44,800
Speaker 1: now that's my topic drain. And you spoke off and

1512
01:20:44,880 --> 01:20:51,160
Speaker 1: now Elvis is that's not do that? Are quietly waiting

1513
01:20:52,000 --> 01:20:54,800
Speaker 1: calmed down, by the way. You know when I said

1514
01:20:55,320 --> 01:20:58,040
Speaker 1: calm down, I have told you the story about Candace Montgomery,

1515
01:20:58,120 --> 01:21:00,960
Speaker 1: haven't I. I think I did. In my in my

1516
01:21:01,120 --> 01:21:03,360
Speaker 1: hometown in Texas, there was a lady, her name was

1517
01:21:03,439 --> 01:21:07,879
Speaker 1: Candace Montgomery, great name. She was cheating behind her husband's

1518
01:21:07,920 --> 01:21:11,800
Speaker 1: back with the preacher at the church. Well anyway, the

1519
01:21:12,360 --> 01:21:15,280
Speaker 1: wife of the preacher came over to Candace Montgomery's house

1520
01:21:15,320 --> 01:21:17,320
Speaker 1: to confront her, and they got into a fight, and

1521
01:21:17,400 --> 01:21:21,759
Speaker 1: Candace Montgomery took an axe and murdered the preacher's wife.

1522
01:21:22,800 --> 01:21:25,400
Speaker 1: And in the testimony, you're gonna look it up, Candace Montgomery.

1523
01:21:25,640 --> 01:21:30,719
Speaker 1: And in the testimony, Candace Montgomery's defense said the reason

1524
01:21:30,800 --> 01:21:33,360
Speaker 1: she did it is because during the fight the wife

1525
01:21:33,479 --> 01:21:37,760
Speaker 1: kept telling her to be quiet and It brought back

1526
01:21:37,800 --> 01:21:39,479
Speaker 1: memories of when she was abused as a child. So

1527
01:21:39,600 --> 01:21:46,200
Speaker 1: she acts murdered that lady to death. It could happen.

1528
01:21:46,960 --> 01:21:50,360
Speaker 1: So now when I hear someone go I want to

1529
01:21:50,400 --> 01:21:52,479
Speaker 1: take an ax out of murder them, I'm kid, I don't.

1530
01:21:52,520 --> 01:21:56,640
Speaker 1: I don't do that. Who you're reading it? It was

1531
01:21:56,680 --> 01:22:00,000
Speaker 1: total scandal in our little community, O our bedroom community. Anyway,

1532
01:22:00,040 --> 01:22:02,599
Speaker 1: who lived in North Texas in the early nineteen eighties

1533
01:22:02,680 --> 01:22:06,439
Speaker 1: remembers the murder of Betty Gore. Yes, I actually skipped

1534
01:22:06,479 --> 01:22:09,960
Speaker 1: school and I went to the trial and at one

1535
01:22:10,080 --> 01:22:12,760
Speaker 1: point there was someone on the stand and they said, well,

1536
01:22:12,840 --> 01:22:15,879
Speaker 1: have you cheated with other people? It was Canadas Montgomery,

1537
01:22:15,880 --> 01:22:18,360
Speaker 1: the lady who was up for a murder, and she said, yes,

1538
01:22:18,439 --> 01:22:20,880
Speaker 1: I have had affairs with other men in the town.

1539
01:22:21,000 --> 01:22:22,640
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh my god, what if she

1540
01:22:22,680 --> 01:22:28,439
Speaker 1: says my dad's name. Okay, she'd been okay. She was

1541
01:22:28,479 --> 01:22:31,240
Speaker 1: a fifth grade teacher. She'd accused her best friend Candice,

1542
01:22:31,280 --> 01:22:34,760
Speaker 1: of having an affair with her husband Allen. Thirty year

1543
01:22:34,760 --> 01:22:37,400
Speaker 1: old Gore was found dead in the laundry room. There

1544
01:22:37,439 --> 01:22:39,680
Speaker 1: was a murder here, respectful. She had been hacked to

1545
01:22:39,800 --> 01:22:43,920
Speaker 1: death by someone wielding an axe. And estimated forty one time.

1546
01:22:44,760 --> 01:22:47,800
Speaker 1: Montgomery told the jury she fell into a dream like

1547
01:22:48,040 --> 01:22:50,680
Speaker 1: state and didn't know she was striking Mrs Gore repeatedly.

1548
01:22:51,560 --> 01:22:53,240
Speaker 1: She said, I kept hitting her. I stood back and

1549
01:22:53,320 --> 01:22:55,160
Speaker 1: looked at myself and I was covered in blood. There

1550
01:22:55,200 --> 01:22:58,479
Speaker 1: you go. And she said it was because the victim

1551
01:22:58,640 --> 01:23:02,840
Speaker 1: kept telling her to be quiet and kept it made

1552
01:23:02,840 --> 01:23:10,479
Speaker 1: her killer. Maybe it was an accident. Try to bring

1553
01:23:10,600 --> 01:23:15,200
Speaker 1: up a story about murder. What's scary? Back to sandwiches?

1554
01:23:15,479 --> 01:23:21,040
Speaker 1: What's your meat to cheese ratio preference? Someone killing someone

1555
01:23:21,400 --> 01:23:24,000
Speaker 1: you're going back to turn to be honest, it depends

1556
01:23:24,040 --> 01:23:25,479
Speaker 1: on the meat and the cheese. I mean, they all

1557
01:23:25,520 --> 01:23:28,240
Speaker 1: have different textures that you can't just blindly say I

1558
01:23:28,560 --> 01:23:31,800
Speaker 1: like two thirds meat, one third cheese. You don't want

1559
01:23:31,840 --> 01:23:34,880
Speaker 1: too much cheese, because it didn't when you bite into sandwich,

1560
01:23:34,920 --> 01:23:37,320
Speaker 1: you don't taste the meat, you know. But also some

1561
01:23:37,439 --> 01:23:39,760
Speaker 1: people like their meat cut thin, and some people like

1562
01:23:39,840 --> 01:23:43,000
Speaker 1: a thicker cut of meat. How do you like your meat? Elvis,

1563
01:23:43,080 --> 01:23:52,160
Speaker 1: I get thicker, thin, thick? Come all right, yeah, we're

1564
01:23:52,160 --> 01:23:53,599
Speaker 1: gonna do your topic train. We have to do sound

1565
01:23:53,640 --> 01:23:55,320
Speaker 1: with Garrett. Let's do topic train. Here we go, and

1566
01:23:55,360 --> 01:23:57,400
Speaker 1: then we'll do sound while we're waiting for what what

1567
01:23:58,479 --> 01:24:02,880
Speaker 1: I think we should do sound? It's radio. We're speaking

1568
01:24:02,920 --> 01:24:04,640
Speaker 1: to my I think we should do sound now and

1569
01:24:04,720 --> 01:24:07,280
Speaker 1: then whold topic train? Sorry, T, we need we don't

1570
01:24:07,280 --> 01:24:09,640
Speaker 1: want good time? Fine, I'm with you, I'm with you,

1571
01:24:09,800 --> 01:24:13,920
Speaker 1: thank you? This topic you please kill me. He's not

1572
01:24:14,000 --> 01:24:20,360
Speaker 1: even doing tight now stop. The Montgomerys then moved to Atlanta.

1573
01:24:22,080 --> 01:24:24,760
Speaker 1: All right, and she chopped firewood. Yeah, all right, now

1574
01:24:24,840 --> 01:24:26,680
Speaker 1: let's get into sound with Garrett. All right, where are

1575
01:24:26,680 --> 01:24:30,040
Speaker 1: you going? I'm gonna don't don't, don't go too far.

1576
01:24:31,360 --> 01:24:32,920
Speaker 1: We'll work. You've never worked to day in your mind?

1577
01:24:32,960 --> 01:24:35,160
Speaker 1: Well work have you done so far? Get out of here? Okay?

1578
01:24:35,520 --> 01:24:37,800
Speaker 1: Sound from Garrett? Well? Greg T actually could have been

1579
01:24:37,800 --> 01:24:40,040
Speaker 1: on the Bachelo right last night because the guys were

1580
01:24:40,080 --> 01:24:42,880
Speaker 1: in a spelling bee and he could have been competing

1581
01:24:43,000 --> 01:24:49,200
Speaker 1: very well with them. Champagne C H A mp A

1582
01:24:50,600 --> 01:25:01,600
Speaker 1: and b O U R D A facade p yeah,

1583
01:25:02,280 --> 01:25:04,479
Speaker 1: um alright. Passion Fruit from Drake one of our favorite

1584
01:25:04,479 --> 01:25:08,760
Speaker 1: songs right now. So Paramore was over at BBC Radio

1585
01:25:08,920 --> 01:25:11,519
Speaker 1: One and they covered passion Fruit, gave a different spin

1586
01:25:11,600 --> 01:25:22,400
Speaker 1: to it. Okay, yeah, a little different Um, Britney spears

1587
01:25:22,479 --> 01:25:24,320
Speaker 1: this song Passenger, do you remember it? It sounds like

1588
01:25:24,400 --> 01:25:31,639
Speaker 1: this now, okay? So Katie Perry actually wrote the song

1589
01:25:31,840 --> 01:25:34,040
Speaker 1: and did a demo for this song before Britney spears

1590
01:25:34,120 --> 01:25:35,640
Speaker 1: ever sang it. You have the demo and we have

1591
01:25:35,760 --> 01:25:38,160
Speaker 1: the Katy Perry version of Passengers. Are we supposed to

1592
01:25:38,160 --> 01:25:46,479
Speaker 1: be hearing these demos? Probably not good hobably different songs.

1593
01:25:50,120 --> 01:25:52,519
Speaker 1: There you go, Katie Perry. A. Well, we all know

1594
01:25:52,760 --> 01:25:59,800
Speaker 1: Michael Jackson's Billy Jean, right, okay, Well, thanks to the

1595
01:26:00,000 --> 01:26:02,599
Speaker 1: youtubes of the world, a guy went on there and said,

1596
01:26:02,680 --> 01:26:04,559
Speaker 1: what if we took Billy Jean and made it sound

1597
01:26:04,600 --> 01:26:06,559
Speaker 1: like it was supposed to be in a Western movie?

1598
01:26:07,720 --> 01:26:25,160
Speaker 1: So I western Western film soundtrack Billy Jane would all right,

1599
01:26:25,200 --> 01:26:28,040
Speaker 1: there you go, Billy Jean in a Western film. I

1600
01:26:28,160 --> 01:26:31,160
Speaker 1: love that. You can only hear that here exactly, American

1601
01:26:31,200 --> 01:26:38,280
Speaker 1: Garrett headlines from Bethany. By the way, people were texting

1602
01:26:38,320 --> 01:26:43,120
Speaker 1: in about your joke, Danielle, all right, uh and they

1603
01:26:43,200 --> 01:26:45,959
Speaker 1: loved it. That's part of the joke is when Daniell

1604
01:26:46,120 --> 01:26:48,040
Speaker 1: said it and then pulled her blanket over her head

1605
01:26:48,080 --> 01:26:51,320
Speaker 1: to hide, and then Bethany wanted to laugh, but I

1606
01:26:51,439 --> 01:26:53,280
Speaker 1: didn't want to do it on Mike because you wants

1607
01:26:53,360 --> 01:26:59,120
Speaker 1: to be mad a piece of humor. Let's get into

1608
01:26:59,160 --> 01:27:01,760
Speaker 1: the headlines. What's going on, Bethany? Okay? So dozens of

1609
01:27:01,800 --> 01:27:04,960
Speaker 1: American Airline flights in and out of Phoenix were canceled

1610
01:27:05,080 --> 01:27:09,280
Speaker 1: yesterday and it's excessive heat that caused it. Heat warnings

1611
01:27:09,320 --> 01:27:12,080
Speaker 1: are in effect for parts of California, Arizona, and Nevada.

1612
01:27:12,160 --> 01:27:15,880
Speaker 1: Phoenix is expected to reach a hundred and nineteen degrees today.

1613
01:27:15,960 --> 01:27:19,800
Speaker 1: It's crazy. Otto Warmbier, the American student who was just

1614
01:27:19,960 --> 01:27:22,880
Speaker 1: released from North Korea in a coma, has passed away.

1615
01:27:23,240 --> 01:27:24,920
Speaker 1: He was sight seeing with a tour group in North

1616
01:27:25,000 --> 01:27:27,839
Speaker 1: Korea last year when he was arrested for apparently stealing

1617
01:27:27,880 --> 01:27:32,040
Speaker 1: a political poster from his hotel and imprisoned for seventeen months.

1618
01:27:32,120 --> 01:27:34,000
Speaker 1: How many students do we still have over there? Three?

1619
01:27:34,200 --> 01:27:36,160
Speaker 1: We have three people and bring them home North Korea.

1620
01:27:36,760 --> 01:27:39,759
Speaker 1: Google and YouTube are working harder to prevent extremist videos

1621
01:27:39,840 --> 01:27:43,200
Speaker 1: from being found on YouTube. Georgia voters head to the

1622
01:27:43,240 --> 01:27:45,679
Speaker 1: polls today in a special election. They're voting to fill

1623
01:27:45,720 --> 01:27:48,439
Speaker 1: the House seat that's empty after Health and Human Services

1624
01:27:48,479 --> 01:27:51,519
Speaker 1: Secretary Tom Price was brought on to President Trump's team.

1625
01:27:52,200 --> 01:27:54,920
Speaker 1: This is your hourly reminder to take a deep breath.

1626
01:27:56,080 --> 01:27:58,439
Speaker 1: And by the way, I still do it. I'm glad

1627
01:27:58,520 --> 01:28:00,400
Speaker 1: you do. You're supposed to. When did you started doing

1628
01:28:00,400 --> 01:28:05,439
Speaker 1: the deep breath thing. It's been nib six months. And

1629
01:28:05,439 --> 01:28:08,200
Speaker 1: which the list time you used the word golly. He

1630
01:28:09,600 --> 01:28:12,639
Speaker 1: started to take on my grandmother's vocal patterns. It's beautiful,

1631
01:28:12,640 --> 01:28:15,559
Speaker 1: I love golly. It's heavens. Crap, I just did it again.

1632
01:28:15,680 --> 01:28:22,200
Speaker 1: You said heaven Oh my goshe Willers move on alrighty,

1633
01:28:22,320 --> 01:28:24,880
Speaker 1: and dad bods are here to stay. A recent study

1634
01:28:24,920 --> 01:28:27,200
Speaker 1: found that seventy of women are attracted to men who

1635
01:28:27,200 --> 01:28:30,000
Speaker 1: are tend to twenty pounds overweight. It also revealed that

1636
01:28:30,040 --> 01:28:32,720
Speaker 1: nearly half of the women's surveyed considered dad bods to

1637
01:28:32,760 --> 01:28:36,240
Speaker 1: be the new six pack. There you go, Willers will

1638
01:28:36,760 --> 01:28:43,719
Speaker 1: thank you, Bethany Alright, great teas topic train possibly next zero,

1639
01:28:45,640 --> 01:28:50,559
Speaker 1: good morning. Three reasons to try the new Lucky Charm

1640
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Speaker 1: shake at Burger King. One It's a shake made with

1641
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Speaker 1: Lucky Charm cereal. Okay, enough reasons. The Lucky Charm Shake

1642
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Speaker 1: is made with hand spawned sauce, syrup and sweet syrup

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Speaker 1: only at Burger King. Also try the fruit Loup shape

1644
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Speaker 1: limited time only participation barries. We're about to get into

1645
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Speaker 1: a great teas topic train. All right, it's quick, it's

1646
01:29:15,720 --> 01:29:24,960
Speaker 1: quick someone. Yeah, I'm sorry. Yes, I've blocked someone. Oh

1647
01:29:25,040 --> 01:29:30,280
Speaker 1: my god, Tom's do you have a Tommy? No, it's

1648
01:29:30,280 --> 01:29:35,040
Speaker 1: not a tummy, it's it's it's heartburn. Oh I take

1649
01:29:35,080 --> 01:29:38,120
Speaker 1: prilo sex for that. Not a sponsor. I'm just saying

1650
01:29:38,479 --> 01:29:42,439
Speaker 1: I happen to like I can just say it. Yeah,

1651
01:29:43,400 --> 01:29:47,880
Speaker 1: you guys know interns. Sarah Right, she's going her on

1652
01:29:48,000 --> 01:29:51,920
Speaker 1: her first ever tender date tonight. Hey, Sarah, come here.

1653
01:29:53,400 --> 01:29:55,680
Speaker 1: That's exciting and scary at the same time. She just

1654
01:29:55,800 --> 01:29:56,920
Speaker 1: rolled her ice. It's like, oh god, do you have

1655
01:29:57,000 --> 01:29:59,559
Speaker 1: to talk about this. I'm sorry, I don't. I don't.

1656
01:30:00,000 --> 01:30:01,080
Speaker 1: I want to put it on the spot. Is okay

1657
01:30:01,080 --> 01:30:04,760
Speaker 1: if we talk about it? Sarah, come here? Um, how's

1658
01:30:04,760 --> 01:30:07,439
Speaker 1: it going. Have you ever been on a tender date before?

1659
01:30:07,560 --> 01:30:09,760
Speaker 1: I've never been on a tender date, I mean, I

1660
01:30:09,800 --> 01:30:12,400
Speaker 1: mean just any app date. No, I've had a lot.

1661
01:30:12,520 --> 01:30:14,519
Speaker 1: I've had all of these apps downloads since high school,

1662
01:30:14,520 --> 01:30:16,599
Speaker 1: which is like three years, and I've never actually been

1663
01:30:16,640 --> 01:30:19,000
Speaker 1: in a date from one. Have you been swiping around

1664
01:30:19,120 --> 01:30:22,679
Speaker 1: or you just really haven't been been swiping around. So look,

1665
01:30:22,720 --> 01:30:24,400
Speaker 1: I know that your mom has put pressure on you

1666
01:30:24,720 --> 01:30:26,920
Speaker 1: because you're going to a wedding, not just a wedding,

1667
01:30:26,960 --> 01:30:29,200
Speaker 1: my sister's wedding, and your mom doesn't want you to

1668
01:30:29,360 --> 01:30:31,599
Speaker 1: come to your sister's wedding unless you have a date. Yeah,

1669
01:30:31,680 --> 01:30:34,040
Speaker 1: she thinks I'll be lonely during the slow dances and

1670
01:30:34,080 --> 01:30:36,680
Speaker 1: I wanted people to take pictures with. She's a good mom,

1671
01:30:36,760 --> 01:30:40,120
Speaker 1: but it's a lot of pressures your sister's wedding, So

1672
01:30:40,200 --> 01:30:42,920
Speaker 1: you probably know most of the people that I would

1673
01:30:42,920 --> 01:30:44,560
Speaker 1: think you'd be okay. And also, do you want to

1674
01:30:44,600 --> 01:30:46,760
Speaker 1: be in pictures with somebody that you've only been on

1675
01:30:46,840 --> 01:30:50,040
Speaker 1: one date? We okay? But that aside, her mom is

1676
01:30:50,080 --> 01:30:52,679
Speaker 1: putting pressure on her. I mean, beyond having a date

1677
01:30:52,720 --> 01:30:54,640
Speaker 1: for your sister's wedding, is your mom putting pressure on

1678
01:30:54,680 --> 01:30:56,880
Speaker 1: you to get out into the dating world for yourself. Well,

1679
01:30:56,960 --> 01:30:59,280
Speaker 1: my sister, you say she's like a young bride. She's

1680
01:30:59,280 --> 01:31:01,240
Speaker 1: going to be twenty three when she gets married, almost

1681
01:31:01,240 --> 01:31:03,280
Speaker 1: twenty four, So now they think it's like a norm.

1682
01:31:03,400 --> 01:31:06,360
Speaker 1: They're like, why aren't you engaged? Yet, Sarah, you're twenty one.

1683
01:31:06,760 --> 01:31:11,439
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you know your son? So you have

1684
01:31:11,520 --> 01:31:13,880
Speaker 1: You've had tender on your phone for how long? For

1685
01:31:14,120 --> 01:31:16,960
Speaker 1: three years? For three years? And now tonight your very

1686
01:31:17,000 --> 01:31:19,320
Speaker 1: first tender date. What are you feeling? What's what's going

1687
01:31:19,360 --> 01:31:21,720
Speaker 1: to your mond? Um? I'm just I haven't been on

1688
01:31:21,880 --> 01:31:23,960
Speaker 1: a first blind date in a while. Like I guess

1689
01:31:24,040 --> 01:31:26,240
Speaker 1: I should be more nervous, like he's going to suck,

1690
01:31:26,479 --> 01:31:28,200
Speaker 1: But I'm kind of nervous that like I'll do a

1691
01:31:28,280 --> 01:31:30,760
Speaker 1: bad job. You don't have to worry about it. You're

1692
01:31:30,800 --> 01:31:33,040
Speaker 1: gonna be just fine where you're going, just be just

1693
01:31:33,160 --> 01:31:35,680
Speaker 1: maybe just you're very outgoing, you're easy to talk to.

1694
01:31:36,040 --> 01:31:37,840
Speaker 1: I think you'll be okay, thank you. Where are you

1695
01:31:37,880 --> 01:31:39,640
Speaker 1: going to a restaurant or conference? Going to a bar?

1696
01:31:39,760 --> 01:31:42,000
Speaker 1: Which is good because I can escape if it's bad

1697
01:31:42,320 --> 01:31:45,320
Speaker 1: and I can drink. Yeah, if it's bad or good? Yes, So,

1698
01:31:45,560 --> 01:31:47,840
Speaker 1: but the anticipation is there, Well, I like this guy,

1699
01:31:47,920 --> 01:31:50,240
Speaker 1: will he like me? Are we doing this because we're

1700
01:31:50,240 --> 01:31:51,800
Speaker 1: gonna end up his friends, We're gonna get you know,

1701
01:31:51,800 --> 01:31:53,640
Speaker 1: we're gonna have sex. What's going on? You have all

1702
01:31:53,680 --> 01:31:55,920
Speaker 1: these things? I know? And I also you have to

1703
01:31:55,960 --> 01:31:58,040
Speaker 1: set up rules for yourself, Like, am I supposed to

1704
01:31:58,240 --> 01:32:00,759
Speaker 1: have sex on the first date? You don't. I'm supposed

1705
01:32:00,800 --> 01:32:07,280
Speaker 1: to do anything. Go ahead, do it, you don't have it.

1706
01:32:07,439 --> 01:32:12,840
Speaker 1: It depends how cute he is. You have right now, Sarah,

1707
01:32:13,000 --> 01:32:15,920
Speaker 1: you have sex if you want to have absolutely make

1708
01:32:15,960 --> 01:32:19,360
Speaker 1: it your choice. But but that's all of that, aside

1709
01:32:19,400 --> 01:32:21,760
Speaker 1: all the little things you're thinking about. There's really no

1710
01:32:21,960 --> 01:32:24,439
Speaker 1: way to try to convince yourself into just forgetting about

1711
01:32:24,479 --> 01:32:26,120
Speaker 1: it until it's time. Then you get there and just

1712
01:32:26,520 --> 01:32:29,640
Speaker 1: take it as it goes and not anticipating exactly what's

1713
01:32:29,680 --> 01:32:32,120
Speaker 1: helpful to have work to do today and be here

1714
01:32:32,160 --> 01:32:34,160
Speaker 1: with you guys. I wasn't thinking about it until I

1715
01:32:34,240 --> 01:32:36,560
Speaker 1: was called in the studio and asked to talk about it.

1716
01:32:37,360 --> 01:32:39,040
Speaker 1: Brought it up. Okay, so what let me ask you

1717
01:32:39,080 --> 01:32:42,960
Speaker 1: a few questions, Sarah. I mean, there are reports out

1718
01:32:43,000 --> 01:32:45,360
Speaker 1: there that a lot of guys love tender and women

1719
01:32:45,840 --> 01:32:48,120
Speaker 1: just to hook up. It's a hook up side you.

1720
01:32:48,200 --> 01:32:50,439
Speaker 1: Are you okay with that possibility. I'm definitely okay with

1721
01:32:50,479 --> 01:32:54,120
Speaker 1: the possibility. This guy, I'm sure he's like just trying

1722
01:32:54,200 --> 01:32:57,040
Speaker 1: to have sex with me, but he seems really nice.

1723
01:33:00,960 --> 01:33:03,200
Speaker 1: She's Some would argues that a lot of guys want

1724
01:33:03,200 --> 01:33:05,280
Speaker 1: to have Yeah, you're right, you're right. But but but

1725
01:33:05,400 --> 01:33:06,960
Speaker 1: that's also not a problem, like I want to have

1726
01:33:07,040 --> 01:33:13,439
Speaker 1: sex sex time, divty women. Yeah, someone else. Yeah, she's

1727
01:33:13,439 --> 01:33:16,080
Speaker 1: tired of doing her What are you wearing? Have you

1728
01:33:16,280 --> 01:33:18,160
Speaker 1: decided what you're wearing to? I don't know what I'm

1729
01:33:18,160 --> 01:33:20,080
Speaker 1: wearing it, but I think it'll be something to make

1730
01:33:20,120 --> 01:33:24,680
Speaker 1: me look mature because he's twenty six. Man, So this

1731
01:33:24,840 --> 01:33:28,519
Speaker 1: is an interesting call from April. Tender A tender dates

1732
01:33:28,560 --> 01:33:30,840
Speaker 1: not not that unusual, but April, you're engaged to a

1733
01:33:30,880 --> 01:33:33,960
Speaker 1: guy you met where hot or not? Hot or not?

1734
01:33:35,160 --> 01:33:39,080
Speaker 1: So you actually just rated his picture pretty much. Yeah.

1735
01:33:39,200 --> 01:33:41,080
Speaker 1: So and then he's spot into my d M s

1736
01:33:41,200 --> 01:33:44,040
Speaker 1: and we're pregnantists. We're planning on making a one night

1737
01:33:44,160 --> 01:33:47,120
Speaker 1: stand heater from Ohio to Pennsylvania and three years later

1738
01:33:47,200 --> 01:33:52,320
Speaker 1: wearing pig that's so cool. Congratulations, Yeah, thank you. Yeah.

1739
01:33:52,479 --> 01:33:54,760
Speaker 1: So it was not supposed to be obviously like this.

1740
01:33:54,920 --> 01:33:56,680
Speaker 1: It was definitely just a one nice thing. And then

1741
01:33:57,479 --> 01:34:02,000
Speaker 1: he's a last September. Wow, hot or not? I mean

1742
01:34:03,800 --> 01:34:05,560
Speaker 1: I mean hot or not is like the it's the

1743
01:34:05,640 --> 01:34:09,120
Speaker 1: most shallow way you you're raiding people, by the way

1744
01:34:09,200 --> 01:34:12,040
Speaker 1: they look. It's very literally assuming you'll never see them

1745
01:34:12,080 --> 01:34:16,040
Speaker 1: every yet. Well, April, thank you, congratulations to you. And

1746
01:34:16,120 --> 01:34:19,280
Speaker 1: then finally over here Sarah, we have Sarah. Hi, Sarah,

1747
01:34:19,439 --> 01:34:22,200
Speaker 1: Meet Sarah. You met your boyfriend on tender and you

1748
01:34:22,400 --> 01:34:25,840
Speaker 1: you've been even together for how long? Um? Going on

1749
01:34:25,920 --> 01:34:27,960
Speaker 1: a year and a half? Now? Good for you. You

1750
01:34:27,960 --> 01:34:29,800
Speaker 1: remember the first night you met him though on tender?

1751
01:34:29,840 --> 01:34:31,920
Speaker 1: Did you have these same thoughts that our Sarah is

1752
01:34:32,000 --> 01:34:34,840
Speaker 1: having The first night I met him, I was a

1753
01:34:34,920 --> 01:34:39,600
Speaker 1: little over served, but I guess it went. I was

1754
01:34:39,680 --> 01:34:41,760
Speaker 1: a lot more friendly than I thought it was, and

1755
01:34:41,840 --> 01:34:43,920
Speaker 1: he asked me out on a date like the next morning,

1756
01:34:44,200 --> 01:34:48,000
Speaker 1: and it worked out great. There you go, may or

1757
01:34:48,040 --> 01:34:53,240
Speaker 1: may not work out, participation may varying. Have to go

1758
01:34:53,360 --> 01:34:55,200
Speaker 1: in with an open mind. You do, Sarah, Thank you

1759
01:34:55,320 --> 01:34:57,960
Speaker 1: very much. You go in expecting nothing and just have

1760
01:34:58,120 --> 01:35:02,240
Speaker 1: a good time. Hi, Granny panties tonight or sexy panties

1761
01:35:02,240 --> 01:35:03,840
Speaker 1: because you know that will make a big difference. Well,

1762
01:35:03,880 --> 01:35:05,280
Speaker 1: the thing is, it will make a big difference in

1763
01:35:05,400 --> 01:35:08,200
Speaker 1: my brain. Yeah, like I'm considering going in like kind

1764
01:35:08,240 --> 01:35:13,360
Speaker 1: of not sexy. Alright, alright, please give us a full report.

1765
01:35:14,720 --> 01:35:18,600
Speaker 1: Thank you, Sarah. End of the topic train with the

1766
01:35:19,479 --> 01:35:23,280
Speaker 1: round head. You only have three topics. Express, We're going quick, okay, Yeah,

1767
01:35:23,280 --> 01:35:26,960
Speaker 1: why take the locals when you can take the express? Okay?

1768
01:35:27,080 --> 01:35:29,719
Speaker 1: These are from the mind of Greg T. Yeah. Topic

1769
01:35:29,840 --> 01:35:32,920
Speaker 1: number one office creep. So I want to know who

1770
01:35:33,160 --> 01:35:36,599
Speaker 1: do you dread in the office? How do they creep

1771
01:35:36,680 --> 01:35:39,320
Speaker 1: you out? Please do not use real names or office

1772
01:35:39,400 --> 01:35:43,000
Speaker 1: titles or whatever. Call us now the office creep. Call

1773
01:35:43,080 --> 01:35:48,920
Speaker 1: us now, who's calling about scary D? Two two zero

1774
01:35:49,240 --> 01:35:50,759
Speaker 1: D your office creep? We want to hear all about

1775
01:35:50,960 --> 01:35:55,639
Speaker 1: him or her. On next topic, stupid fight. This is ridiculous, Elvis.

1776
01:35:55,720 --> 01:35:58,080
Speaker 1: I actually know a couple that just got into a

1777
01:35:58,240 --> 01:36:02,080
Speaker 1: total breakup fight this past weekend. On ready for this one?

1778
01:36:02,120 --> 01:36:04,880
Speaker 1: Here's this on the subject on how they would spend

1779
01:36:05,080 --> 01:36:09,599
Speaker 1: their millions if they ever won a mega lottery drawing.

1780
01:36:09,920 --> 01:36:12,040
Speaker 1: Could you believe it? It's a stupid fight. So I

1781
01:36:12,080 --> 01:36:14,400
Speaker 1: want to know what stupid fight are you having right

1782
01:36:14,439 --> 01:36:18,960
Speaker 1: now with your significant other? It's just useless. Yeah, eight hundred,

1783
01:36:19,880 --> 01:36:22,640
Speaker 1: one hundred What stupid thing are you fighting about right now?

1784
01:36:23,400 --> 01:36:26,479
Speaker 1: Next topic and the final topic. Only three topics on

1785
01:36:26,560 --> 01:36:29,880
Speaker 1: today's topic Train wild vacation. I want all the wild

1786
01:36:29,920 --> 01:36:31,720
Speaker 1: people to call in if you are going crazy, You're

1787
01:36:31,720 --> 01:36:34,920
Speaker 1: gonna have a wild summer vacation. Where are you going?

1788
01:36:35,120 --> 01:36:38,840
Speaker 1: What totally wild vacation? Are you setting your course for

1789
01:36:39,280 --> 01:36:42,840
Speaker 1: this summer? Ryan talking about your wild vacation? One D

1790
01:36:43,360 --> 01:36:45,000
Speaker 1: two one hundred. Anyone here in the room going on

1791
01:36:45,000 --> 01:36:48,400
Speaker 1: a wild vacation. I'm hiking in the Grand Canyon. That's fantastic.

1792
01:36:48,840 --> 01:36:51,360
Speaker 1: It's I love that. That's wild. That's so not a

1793
01:36:51,479 --> 01:36:55,559
Speaker 1: me trip, but but it's fantastic. I'm glad you're doing that. Yeah,

1794
01:36:55,600 --> 01:36:57,720
Speaker 1: any more wild vacations in the room. We're going to

1795
01:36:57,800 --> 01:37:01,519
Speaker 1: Hawaiian You're to go to where are you going to?

1796
01:37:01,640 --> 01:37:08,280
Speaker 1: A crater to? You're gonna go watch the sunrise? It's

1797
01:37:08,320 --> 01:37:11,200
Speaker 1: so early, but you'll love it. Would you consider the

1798
01:37:11,280 --> 01:37:14,479
Speaker 1: Jersey Shore a wild vacation? If you go to wild Wood?

1799
01:37:15,760 --> 01:37:19,040
Speaker 1: There gonna wildwood? Scary goes because they used to call

1800
01:37:19,040 --> 01:37:26,840
Speaker 1: it childwood. He likes childhood, my Lord, who hadn't had that? Danielle,

1801
01:37:27,120 --> 01:37:28,960
Speaker 1: as we get calls in for great Tis Tommy Train,

1802
01:37:29,000 --> 01:37:30,720
Speaker 1: give us a couple of your favorite stories from the

1803
01:37:30,800 --> 01:37:33,799
Speaker 1: Danielle Reports. So Justin Bieber may not know the lyrics

1804
01:37:33,880 --> 01:37:36,040
Speaker 1: to Desposito, but the rest of us do. And we

1805
01:37:36,160 --> 01:37:38,400
Speaker 1: all really liked the song, and it is on the

1806
01:37:38,479 --> 01:37:41,200
Speaker 1: top of the Billboard Hot one again for the sixth

1807
01:37:41,240 --> 01:37:44,240
Speaker 1: week in a row. So that's pretty cool, right there.

1808
01:37:44,760 --> 01:37:47,599
Speaker 1: We were talking about this before, but speaking of Beaver,

1809
01:37:48,120 --> 01:37:51,240
Speaker 1: the Hansens who brought us Humbop don't seem to like

1810
01:37:51,400 --> 01:37:54,599
Speaker 1: his music very much. They were actually saying, I prefer

1811
01:37:54,680 --> 01:37:58,240
Speaker 1: not to get any venarial diseases when talking about his music.

1812
01:37:58,680 --> 01:38:01,280
Speaker 1: And then they said, Justin Bieber gets sort of near

1813
01:38:01,360 --> 01:38:04,320
Speaker 1: me and it's like an ear infection, clamydia of the ear,

1814
01:38:04,520 --> 01:38:07,400
Speaker 1: and it sucks. I don't understand that quote. I don't

1815
01:38:07,439 --> 01:38:10,599
Speaker 1: get it, and they they did bop, so he did,

1816
01:38:10,920 --> 01:38:15,960
Speaker 1: and then they were great, there's room for everyone. Bob

1817
01:38:15,960 --> 01:38:18,599
Speaker 1: Barker was taken to the hospital last week. He fell

1818
01:38:18,720 --> 01:38:21,559
Speaker 1: in his Hollywood home. He's ninety three. I can't believe

1819
01:38:21,560 --> 01:38:24,240
Speaker 1: he's ninety three years old already. That's so crazy. But

1820
01:38:24,400 --> 01:38:27,240
Speaker 1: he is, like you said, he is like an institution.

1821
01:38:27,400 --> 01:38:30,839
Speaker 1: He really is. Dr dre This is awesome. Dr dracys

1822
01:38:30,880 --> 01:38:33,640
Speaker 1: how important it is to have the music departments in

1823
01:38:33,760 --> 01:38:36,880
Speaker 1: high schools. So he is donating ten million dollars to

1824
01:38:36,960 --> 01:38:39,719
Speaker 1: the Compton high school because he's helping build a performing

1825
01:38:39,840 --> 01:38:42,720
Speaker 1: arts complex. That's beautiful. That's gonna be beautiful, and that

1826
01:38:43,000 --> 01:38:45,559
Speaker 1: is amazing. So we're really happy about that. And Tiger

1827
01:38:45,640 --> 01:38:48,920
Speaker 1: Woods has confirmed that he is seeking treatment for misusing

1828
01:38:49,000 --> 01:38:51,719
Speaker 1: pain pain pills, So let's hope he gets the treatment

1829
01:38:51,760 --> 01:38:54,360
Speaker 1: he needs and gets back on track. And tonight on television,

1830
01:38:54,400 --> 01:38:56,840
Speaker 1: You've got America's Got Talent, World of Dances on, Wreck

1831
01:38:57,160 --> 01:38:59,400
Speaker 1: is on, and uh, you know you can always go

1832
01:38:59,479 --> 01:39:01,599
Speaker 1: watch some Hey, I did what you told me. Last night.

1833
01:39:01,600 --> 01:39:05,799
Speaker 1: I watched American Ninja Ninja Warrior amer wor in San Antonio.

1834
01:39:05,920 --> 01:39:10,080
Speaker 1: It was fantastic, Absolutely loved it. All right, Oh, the

1835
01:39:10,160 --> 01:39:13,960
Speaker 1: music is back. It's time to get to Great please

1836
01:39:14,040 --> 01:39:20,360
Speaker 1: call in. First we go to Christine. Christine, Welcome to

1837
01:39:20,360 --> 01:39:22,160
Speaker 1: the topic train. Which of Great Team's topics are you

1838
01:39:22,240 --> 01:39:25,519
Speaker 1: calling about? Good morning everyone, I'm so glad we're talking

1839
01:39:25,600 --> 01:39:27,800
Speaker 1: to you, and we are damn glad to have you here.

1840
01:39:29,000 --> 01:39:31,320
Speaker 1: I'm calling about the stupid thing we're currently in a

1841
01:39:31,400 --> 01:39:34,040
Speaker 1: fight about. What is it? What are you guys arguing about?

1842
01:39:34,920 --> 01:39:37,880
Speaker 1: My husband and I are currently arguing about buying a

1843
01:39:38,000 --> 01:39:42,479
Speaker 1: new toilet seat. This is the It's an argument I mean,

1844
01:39:42,520 --> 01:39:46,880
Speaker 1: like like you're insulting each other. Argument, Well, it's it's

1845
01:39:47,120 --> 01:39:49,639
Speaker 1: I'm insisting you buying new toilet seat because he keeps

1846
01:39:49,800 --> 01:39:54,640
Speaker 1: breaking them. I don't know what sort of rattling is

1847
01:39:54,680 --> 01:39:59,519
Speaker 1: he doing. And I've been saying to you know, I

1848
01:39:59,560 --> 01:40:01,400
Speaker 1: sit down, this thing is wiggling all over the pointla

1849
01:40:01,520 --> 01:40:05,560
Speaker 1: you keep breaking it by any you can say that,

1850
01:40:06,400 --> 01:40:08,200
Speaker 1: I know, but wait, what's he doing to break a

1851
01:40:08,280 --> 01:40:11,840
Speaker 1: toilet seat? What does one do? I don't know. I mean,

1852
01:40:11,960 --> 01:40:14,840
Speaker 1: he's he's a bigger guy, but he's not that big.

1853
01:40:15,120 --> 01:40:18,160
Speaker 1: And you know, the argument is ridiculous because I've told

1854
01:40:18,280 --> 01:40:20,920
Speaker 1: him all the years I used to live on my own,

1855
01:40:21,080 --> 01:40:23,439
Speaker 1: I've had one toilet seat. I'm with him for twelve

1856
01:40:23,560 --> 01:40:26,600
Speaker 1: years now, we've been through ten toilets. All right, you

1857
01:40:26,680 --> 01:40:29,840
Speaker 1: know what, he should go buy a new toilet all right,

1858
01:40:30,400 --> 01:40:32,720
Speaker 1: don't sorry, but don't argue, but maybe you should give

1859
01:40:32,800 --> 01:40:38,320
Speaker 1: him one for Christmas early car. I don't know. He's like,

1860
01:40:39,320 --> 01:40:41,160
Speaker 1: can you buy to get a free one? All right? Christine?

1861
01:40:41,200 --> 01:40:43,200
Speaker 1: Thank you? Best to look. That is an awful, awful

1862
01:40:43,240 --> 01:40:46,479
Speaker 1: thing to fight about. Jeremy, Welcome to Great Tea's Topic train.

1863
01:40:46,520 --> 01:40:51,280
Speaker 1: Which of his topics you're calling about Jeremy. Where you going, man,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to Ireland. Always wanted to go. Tell us

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01:40:56,280 --> 01:40:59,160
Speaker 1: about it? Have you been? No, I've never been a

1866
01:41:00,240 --> 01:41:02,200
Speaker 1: gift to me for all my nonprofit work I do.

1867
01:41:02,600 --> 01:41:05,559
Speaker 1: Um going for seven days like golf courses, travel all

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01:41:05,640 --> 01:41:09,280
Speaker 1: over Ireland. Everyone we know who's been comes back saying

1869
01:41:09,360 --> 01:41:13,080
Speaker 1: they loved it. From what I've heard, everybody says they

1870
01:41:13,120 --> 01:41:15,479
Speaker 1: love it too, So I'm hoping I'm gonna enjoy it too.

1871
01:41:15,600 --> 01:41:17,000
Speaker 1: All right, when you get back with you, let us

1872
01:41:17,040 --> 01:41:19,280
Speaker 1: know how it was. As long as you make sure

1873
01:41:19,320 --> 01:41:22,479
Speaker 1: Greg always gets to work, all right, we'll do that.

1874
01:41:22,600 --> 01:41:25,519
Speaker 1: We'll do our best, Thank you, Jeremy. No promises, but

1875
01:41:25,520 --> 01:41:27,760
Speaker 1: we'll do our best. Hello Dave, Welcome to Great Tis

1876
01:41:27,760 --> 01:41:31,400
Speaker 1: Topic Train. Which topic you're calling about? Hello lady, Hello lady?

1877
01:41:32,439 --> 01:41:35,120
Speaker 1: Um calling about a creepy coworker? Who is it? Who

1878
01:41:35,200 --> 01:41:37,559
Speaker 1: do you not want to see? Um? Well? I don't

1879
01:41:37,560 --> 01:41:40,120
Speaker 1: want to say his name, but he comes in with

1880
01:41:40,240 --> 01:41:43,919
Speaker 1: snacks every day and it started simple with like grapes

1881
01:41:44,000 --> 01:41:46,960
Speaker 1: and now it's progressed to Greek yogurt covered salty nuts.

1882
01:41:49,200 --> 01:41:52,400
Speaker 1: What is what is creepy about that? His snacks so fabulous?

1883
01:41:52,520 --> 01:41:54,680
Speaker 1: It's well, it's the way he goes about it. He

1884
01:41:54,840 --> 01:41:57,280
Speaker 1: just comes in every morning, you know, the second I

1885
01:41:57,360 --> 01:41:58,840
Speaker 1: walked in the door, and he just comes up with

1886
01:41:58,880 --> 01:42:01,160
Speaker 1: a big bowl of apes or a big bowl of

1887
01:42:01,720 --> 01:42:07,000
Speaker 1: Greek yogurt covered nuts. Sounds quite the host, too hard,

1888
01:42:07,080 --> 01:42:09,439
Speaker 1: a little bit good good morning? Would you like some

1889
01:42:09,640 --> 01:42:12,599
Speaker 1: yo nuts? Yeah? I think I think that's what he's doing.

1890
01:42:12,800 --> 01:42:15,400
Speaker 1: He's trying way too hard. Al Right, Well, best of

1891
01:42:15,479 --> 01:42:17,200
Speaker 1: luck with that. But you know, as long as you

1892
01:42:17,280 --> 01:42:18,840
Speaker 1: eat the snacks, he's gonna keep bringing them in, you

1893
01:42:18,920 --> 01:42:22,200
Speaker 1: know that. Yeah, I mean everyone doesn't want to reach

1894
01:42:22,240 --> 01:42:24,320
Speaker 1: in the bowl though. That's the thing. Oh yeah, there

1895
01:42:24,439 --> 01:42:26,200
Speaker 1: is that. All right. Well, thank you, Dave, thanks for

1896
01:42:26,640 --> 01:42:29,600
Speaker 1: calling out your creepy snack. I love you too. And

1897
01:42:29,680 --> 01:42:32,559
Speaker 1: hello lady, Hello Brandy, Welcome to Great Tie's Topic train.

1898
01:42:32,600 --> 01:42:35,920
Speaker 1: Which topic you're calling about? Hello? I am calling in

1899
01:42:36,040 --> 01:42:39,200
Speaker 1: because I am fighting with my husband over finding my hairbrush.

1900
01:42:39,840 --> 01:42:44,760
Speaker 1: Really yeah, well we lost my hair brush, so I

1901
01:42:44,840 --> 01:42:46,640
Speaker 1: have gone to work now without brushing my hair for

1902
01:42:46,760 --> 01:42:49,280
Speaker 1: two days, and I told him he has to find it, right,

1903
01:42:50,439 --> 01:42:54,680
Speaker 1: And so you're fighting over the Yes we are. It's

1904
01:42:54,720 --> 01:42:56,960
Speaker 1: a very stupid fight. Let's see. This is our point

1905
01:42:56,960 --> 01:42:58,720
Speaker 1: we're all hearing this going how could anyone in the

1906
01:42:58,800 --> 01:43:01,960
Speaker 1: right mind fight over that? But somehow you get into

1907
01:43:02,000 --> 01:43:03,920
Speaker 1: these fights. You don't know how you get there. Then

1908
01:43:03,960 --> 01:43:05,519
Speaker 1: you when you stop and realize that and you say

1909
01:43:05,520 --> 01:43:08,439
Speaker 1: it out loud, don't you think it's kind of silly? Oh? Yes,

1910
01:43:08,640 --> 01:43:11,639
Speaker 1: I think it's very silly. Why is looking for your

1911
01:43:11,720 --> 01:43:15,200
Speaker 1: hair brush? That's why why he's angry because he lost it.

1912
01:43:15,960 --> 01:43:25,280
Speaker 1: He's it's just a special brush. Um No, the point

1913
01:43:25,439 --> 01:43:27,160
Speaker 1: is is he lost it. He needs to find it.

1914
01:43:27,240 --> 01:43:29,400
Speaker 1: So until then you're gonna be looking like a mess

1915
01:43:29,439 --> 01:43:32,479
Speaker 1: because your hair is not brushed. That's all right, Well,

1916
01:43:32,520 --> 01:43:34,439
Speaker 1: thank you, good luck with that. See, once you say

1917
01:43:34,439 --> 01:43:37,240
Speaker 1: it out loud, you're like, why are we fighting about that? Finally, Christine,

1918
01:43:37,320 --> 01:43:40,320
Speaker 1: what are you guys fighting about me? My boyfriend are

1919
01:43:40,360 --> 01:43:45,719
Speaker 1: fighting over chocolate sprinkles? Chocolate sprinkles? Chocolate sprinkles. I haven't

1920
01:43:45,720 --> 01:43:48,320
Speaker 1: obsession with them. They go on every ice cream I eat.

1921
01:43:49,080 --> 01:43:50,880
Speaker 1: So we had to fight over what size to buy

1922
01:43:50,920 --> 01:43:53,120
Speaker 1: at the store, I say, at his house on the weekends,

1923
01:43:53,200 --> 01:43:56,160
Speaker 1: and he did not want to buy the large size

1924
01:43:56,360 --> 01:43:58,760
Speaker 1: and he just told me he didn't want that in

1925
01:43:58,880 --> 01:44:04,800
Speaker 1: his house. I just can't handle all those gles. Never

1926
01:44:04,880 --> 01:44:07,640
Speaker 1: too much when you are you buying like an industrial

1927
01:44:07,800 --> 01:44:10,479
Speaker 1: size case of sprinkles. I mean it just having like

1928
01:44:10,520 --> 01:44:14,560
Speaker 1: a tank and a spigott So it was like a

1929
01:44:14,640 --> 01:44:23,920
Speaker 1: good a weekend, good good man. The point is you

1930
01:44:24,120 --> 01:44:26,920
Speaker 1: have you bought a keg of sprinkles. Okay, but but

1931
01:44:27,080 --> 01:44:30,280
Speaker 1: they're just sprinkles. We're fighting over sprinkles. I can see it.

1932
01:44:30,320 --> 01:44:33,160
Speaker 1: I understand. No, no, because this is a fight over power.

1933
01:44:33,280 --> 01:44:35,519
Speaker 1: Who has the power to say yes or no to sprinkles.

1934
01:44:35,560 --> 01:44:38,880
Speaker 1: That's what this is, right, exactly exactly. I hope you

1935
01:44:38,960 --> 01:44:42,080
Speaker 1: win the sprinkles argument. Oh, I definitely will. I'm a

1936
01:44:42,160 --> 01:44:50,000
Speaker 1: rainbow sprinkles kind of guy. Oh never, No, chalcol sprinkles,

1937
01:44:50,400 --> 01:44:54,600
Speaker 1: I sprinkles and your all right, well, thank you for

1938
01:44:54,680 --> 01:44:57,040
Speaker 1: listening to its. Christine, I actually like no sprinkles. Have

1939
01:44:57,120 --> 01:44:59,679
Speaker 1: you gone? Okay? Well, you can still allow other people

1940
01:44:59,720 --> 01:45:01,400
Speaker 1: to bring sprinkles into the house. They don't take that

1941
01:45:01,479 --> 01:45:04,599
Speaker 1: much real estate. Understand how you can't like rainbow sprinkles.

1942
01:45:04,680 --> 01:45:07,639
Speaker 1: Rainbow sprinkles like the best thing. She was my favorite

1943
01:45:07,720 --> 01:45:11,840
Speaker 1: dry Queen's great, she was awesome. What's hot right now?

1944
01:45:11,920 --> 01:45:15,000
Speaker 1: In Elvis Durand dot Com here's web girl Kathleen. The

1945
01:45:15,080 --> 01:45:17,720
Speaker 1: viral video that everybody is talking about today is the

1946
01:45:17,880 --> 01:45:20,320
Speaker 1: underwear model who held up a lion cub and a

1947
01:45:20,479 --> 01:45:23,679
Speaker 1: paid right in her mouth. Some people are saying it's big,

1948
01:45:23,760 --> 01:45:25,559
Speaker 1: but it looks pretty real to us, so we had

1949
01:45:25,600 --> 01:45:27,799
Speaker 1: that right there on the homepage. You can decide for yourself.

1950
01:45:28,080 --> 01:45:30,400
Speaker 1: And if you're addicted to taking picks on your iPhone,

1951
01:45:30,439 --> 01:45:32,840
Speaker 1: Bethany has you covered in today's What's Trending with an

1952
01:45:32,880 --> 01:45:35,240
Speaker 1: external camera lens that will up your picture game a

1953
01:45:35,320 --> 01:45:37,360
Speaker 1: big time. You're gonna want to see this one. Get

1954
01:45:37,360 --> 01:45:40,000
Speaker 1: all of this some more. Elvis Strand dot com, Elvis

1955
01:45:40,520 --> 01:45:45,840
Speaker 1: dot com. This is Elvis Durand in the Morning Show.

1956
01:45:46,040 --> 01:45:49,280
Speaker 1: Thank you to Garrett for manning the master controls today.

1957
01:45:49,800 --> 01:45:53,520
Speaker 1: He looks like he's he's not even listening to me. Hello, Congratulations.

1958
01:45:53,960 --> 01:45:57,760
Speaker 1: He's very busy in there. We had an interesting call

1959
01:45:57,920 --> 01:46:02,040
Speaker 1: during Great Tie's topic train about a fight between a

1960
01:46:02,160 --> 01:46:05,599
Speaker 1: couple with a couple because he keeps breaking the toilet

1961
01:46:05,680 --> 01:46:07,880
Speaker 1: seat and she wants him to go buy a new one.

1962
01:46:08,040 --> 01:46:10,519
Speaker 1: He's broken it ten times in the last twelve years.

1963
01:46:10,800 --> 01:46:13,080
Speaker 1: And our question is, what the hell are you doing

1964
01:46:13,120 --> 01:46:14,720
Speaker 1: on a toilet seat that breaks it. I mean, what

1965
01:46:15,479 --> 01:46:19,040
Speaker 1: sort of royal rumble is happening there that pulls it

1966
01:46:19,160 --> 01:46:21,840
Speaker 1: up by the roots. Anyway, Gabby, we got in touch

1967
01:46:21,840 --> 01:46:26,360
Speaker 1: with Gabby. Hi, Gabby. Hello, So you hello. So you

1968
01:46:26,560 --> 01:46:30,519
Speaker 1: have broken your toilet seat a lot, like many times?

1969
01:46:31,360 --> 01:46:34,000
Speaker 1: Can you break other people's toilet seats too? I do?

1970
01:46:34,680 --> 01:46:38,040
Speaker 1: Now what are you doing? How are you breaking toilet seats? Okay,

1971
01:46:38,360 --> 01:46:41,439
Speaker 1: so whenever I go to use a bath them most

1972
01:46:41,479 --> 01:46:43,880
Speaker 1: of the time people that bough toilet seats the ones

1973
01:46:43,920 --> 01:46:46,760
Speaker 1: that had the plastic hinges instead of like the medal. Yeah,

1974
01:46:46,800 --> 01:46:50,639
Speaker 1: you like steel, Yes, we need we need the steel ones.

1975
01:46:51,040 --> 01:46:53,680
Speaker 1: So my mother and father and while we were at

1976
01:46:53,720 --> 01:46:56,040
Speaker 1: their house this weekend her Father's Day, and they have

1977
01:46:56,160 --> 01:46:59,639
Speaker 1: the plastic ones. Well, most people mount the toilet paper

1978
01:46:59,760 --> 01:47:01,679
Speaker 1: to the lift or the right side of the wall

1979
01:47:01,800 --> 01:47:04,240
Speaker 1: instead of in front of you on a little colder

1980
01:47:04,320 --> 01:47:07,280
Speaker 1: or something. So when I reached over to the list,

1981
01:47:07,320 --> 01:47:10,200
Speaker 1: because I'm right handed, my weight shifted on the toilet seat.

1982
01:47:10,280 --> 01:47:15,280
Speaker 1: I'm sure you're right on the toilet seat. Oh, shifted, shifting, sifted,

1983
01:47:15,560 --> 01:47:18,880
Speaker 1: not not what you're probably thinking. I said. I shifted

1984
01:47:19,200 --> 01:47:21,559
Speaker 1: over to the list to get the toilet paper from

1985
01:47:21,600 --> 01:47:23,479
Speaker 1: my right side because I'm I'm using my right hand

1986
01:47:23,520 --> 01:47:26,240
Speaker 1: to grab it, and when I do, the toilet seat breaks,

1987
01:47:26,479 --> 01:47:28,519
Speaker 1: like the right part of it comes up the list

1988
01:47:28,560 --> 01:47:30,800
Speaker 1: off the toilet and I was okay, So I think

1989
01:47:30,840 --> 01:47:34,280
Speaker 1: it happen to anyone. So you're saying that it's twisting,

1990
01:47:34,560 --> 01:47:36,840
Speaker 1: You're twisting on the toilet seat. The toilet seat it

1991
01:47:37,000 --> 01:47:39,960
Speaker 1: needs a nice steel mount otherwise when you twist and turn,

1992
01:47:40,080 --> 01:47:43,320
Speaker 1: it rips it out by the roots. Exactly. Yes, that

1993
01:47:43,520 --> 01:47:45,720
Speaker 1: is exactly what happens. And you would think by now

1994
01:47:45,800 --> 01:47:47,800
Speaker 1: I would have a master way to learn not to

1995
01:47:47,880 --> 01:47:50,280
Speaker 1: do this, because I literally have broken hour so many

1996
01:47:50,360 --> 01:47:54,200
Speaker 1: times I can't even let's let's let's put an estimate

1997
01:47:54,240 --> 01:47:57,639
Speaker 1: on that. How many times have you broken your toilet seat? Well,

1998
01:47:57,760 --> 01:47:59,680
Speaker 1: I broke my parents when I lived with them in

1999
01:47:59,760 --> 01:48:04,800
Speaker 1: high probably about seven times. They got them they got

2000
01:48:04,840 --> 01:48:07,680
Speaker 1: the middle ones, and then at our house and my

2001
01:48:07,800 --> 01:48:11,400
Speaker 1: husband probably about six times. And we've lived there every years.

2002
01:48:11,479 --> 01:48:14,080
Speaker 1: By the way, we've gone on about toilet seat breaking

2003
01:48:14,160 --> 01:48:17,400
Speaker 1: for about three minutes. Now, I think it's fascinating. All right, Well, look,

2004
01:48:17,760 --> 01:48:19,720
Speaker 1: we break toilet seats, some of us. Some of us

2005
01:48:19,760 --> 01:48:22,400
Speaker 1: break them faster than others. But I don't know what

2006
01:48:22,560 --> 01:48:25,719
Speaker 1: to do with this. Yeah, I guess I didn't realize

2007
01:48:25,760 --> 01:48:28,320
Speaker 1: that it was such a common thing. It is. I

2008
01:48:28,400 --> 01:48:30,560
Speaker 1: think that it is. My sister asked her, and she

2009
01:48:30,680 --> 01:48:32,760
Speaker 1: said that her boyfriend breaks there a few times, and

2010
01:48:32,800 --> 01:48:34,800
Speaker 1: they finally. But I think that they just need to

2011
01:48:34,840 --> 01:48:37,080
Speaker 1: start making the plastic pieces that hold on. We need

2012
01:48:37,160 --> 01:48:43,400
Speaker 1: more sweeted sturdier, sturdier toilet seat fasteners. Them with this call,

2013
01:48:43,479 --> 01:48:45,599
Speaker 1: th always like it's like this is the one call

2014
01:48:45,680 --> 01:48:48,840
Speaker 1: we can't really help. We can't give advice. No, well no,

2015
01:48:49,080 --> 01:48:51,519
Speaker 1: we can't stop twisting on the toilet seat. Just just

2016
01:48:51,640 --> 01:48:55,240
Speaker 1: sit there, sit there and do your business. I gotta go,

2017
01:48:55,360 --> 01:48:57,840
Speaker 1: but thank you for listening. I'm so bad. I got that.

2018
01:48:58,200 --> 01:49:05,479
Speaker 1: I'm in Tennessee and I he does you appreciate it

2019
01:49:05,560 --> 01:49:07,320
Speaker 1: very much? You move your cheek to the right, A

2020
01:49:07,360 --> 01:49:10,479
Speaker 1: list don't move. That's the point standing up about that.

2021
01:49:12,760 --> 01:49:14,920
Speaker 1: This is the thing. Cows can walk across the pasture

2022
01:49:14,920 --> 01:49:16,760
Speaker 1: and just you go to the bathroom without even thinking

2023
01:49:16,800 --> 01:49:18,240
Speaker 1: about it. I think when people should do that too.

2024
01:49:18,479 --> 01:49:22,280
Speaker 1: Thank you, Gabby. What an insightful call. Uh, let's see,

2025
01:49:22,360 --> 01:49:25,560
Speaker 1: do I read this text. I'm a big guy with

2026
01:49:25,680 --> 01:49:28,720
Speaker 1: a bowel problem. Here we go, a boot problem. I'll

2027
01:49:28,760 --> 01:49:31,200
Speaker 1: be on from anywhere from twenty minutes to an hour,

2028
01:49:31,960 --> 01:49:37,160
Speaker 1: and I'm detached a few seats at the joints. Keeping

2029
01:49:37,240 --> 01:49:42,280
Speaker 1: your weight even helps, but only so much. Let's just

2030
01:49:42,439 --> 01:49:44,360
Speaker 1: change the topic. What else you want to talk about?

2031
01:49:44,400 --> 01:49:51,320
Speaker 1: Anything about this? What's trending? Anything? Good? God, he's all right,

2032
01:49:52,080 --> 01:49:55,840
Speaker 1: what's going on? Talking about photography? You guys? Okay? So

2033
01:49:56,000 --> 01:49:58,519
Speaker 1: last week Best Assistant Andrew was taking pictures with this

2034
01:49:58,640 --> 01:50:00,599
Speaker 1: new lens that he had clipped onto to his phone.

2035
01:50:01,000 --> 01:50:04,320
Speaker 1: It turned out to be trend Labs Fish Eye smartphone lens.

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01:50:04,400 --> 01:50:07,560
Speaker 1: It's a lens that easily clips onto really any smartphone

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01:50:07,760 --> 01:50:10,599
Speaker 1: brand that's yeah, and it lets you take really cool

2038
01:50:10,640 --> 01:50:13,160
Speaker 1: fish I picks, both in regular and selfie mode. It

2039
01:50:13,240 --> 01:50:16,120
Speaker 1: also comes with the protective lens cap and cleaning cloth

2040
01:50:16,200 --> 01:50:18,439
Speaker 1: and a carrying case. And it's only nineteen bucks. So

2041
01:50:18,520 --> 01:50:20,200
Speaker 1: it just is one more thing you can add to

2042
01:50:20,400 --> 01:50:22,720
Speaker 1: your photo game. So go to Elvis Duran dot com

2043
01:50:23,000 --> 01:50:26,720
Speaker 1: keyword trending. I will link you over. And we got

2044
01:50:26,840 --> 01:50:29,200
Speaker 1: a sample of the skin care line in the mail.

2045
01:50:29,680 --> 01:50:31,920
Speaker 1: And anytime I get a sample, I usually don't really

2046
01:50:31,960 --> 01:50:33,439
Speaker 1: think much of it until I run out of the

2047
01:50:33,520 --> 01:50:36,360
Speaker 1: thing that I normally use. I ended up using this

2048
01:50:36,760 --> 01:50:39,559
Speaker 1: tree Hut skincare line and it is now the only

2049
01:50:39,680 --> 01:50:42,559
Speaker 1: thing I will use. It leaves your skin feeling so clean.

2050
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Speaker 1: It smells unbelievable, smells like rose water, which is just

2051
01:50:46,160 --> 01:50:49,479
Speaker 1: like a really bright fresh smell. It has um an

2052
01:50:49,520 --> 01:50:52,960
Speaker 1: exfoliating mud mask that leaves your skin really smooth. Everything

2053
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Speaker 1: is cruelty free, they don't test on animals, and it's

2054
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Speaker 1: really really high quality. So go to Elvis Duran dot

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Speaker 1: com keyword trend and I will link you over to

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Speaker 1: tree Hut Skincare. Do you think there are people out

2057
01:51:03,760 --> 01:51:06,880
Speaker 1: there that only use products they're tested on animals in

2058
01:51:06,960 --> 01:51:10,080
Speaker 1: a cruel way? Oh god, I hope not. Where do

2059
01:51:10,080 --> 01:51:11,479
Speaker 1: you get that lotion? I don't know. It's great. You

2060
01:51:11,520 --> 01:51:14,560
Speaker 1: know they killed two kittens to make this stuff fabulous.

2061
01:51:15,000 --> 01:51:18,160
Speaker 1: I mean, I would hate to meet that person who does. Well,

2062
01:51:18,200 --> 01:51:20,639
Speaker 1: thank you for what's trending. You're welcome. I just don't

2063
01:51:20,720 --> 01:51:22,479
Speaker 1: hate me for doing this. I know Bobby Brown is

2064
01:51:22,520 --> 01:51:25,320
Speaker 1: one of our best friends, and she's the makeup guru

2065
01:51:25,400 --> 01:51:27,840
Speaker 1: to the stars. This and that I just I just

2066
01:51:28,000 --> 01:51:32,120
Speaker 1: use like neut Regina, is that bad? Done at the

2067
01:51:32,200 --> 01:51:34,840
Speaker 1: Dwayne read? It costs you know, seven dollars? You use

2068
01:51:34,880 --> 01:51:37,599
Speaker 1: what works for you? Right? What is it working? Is different?

2069
01:51:38,000 --> 01:51:39,680
Speaker 1: Am I? Am? I looking for flawless? You looked ten

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Speaker 1: years younger than you did yesterday, Gina? Alright? What scary

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Speaker 1: high school? I used? It was the best? I mean?

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01:51:48,520 --> 01:51:51,760
Speaker 1: Is it bad to use this cheap glop? People swear by?

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01:51:52,520 --> 01:51:56,000
Speaker 1: People swear by l A I found to get the

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01:51:56,320 --> 01:51:58,599
Speaker 1: circles out from under my eyes? I used Ben Gay,

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Speaker 1: you've been what day? It works? It works, It sucks

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Speaker 1: all the wrinkles out. Thanks Ben. Anyway, something shokey? Elvis

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Speaker 1: Durrant in the Morning Show can't decide what to do

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Speaker 1: this summer. You should enter for your chance to win

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Speaker 1: a trip to New York to attend Elvis duran Summer Bash,

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01:52:22,360 --> 01:52:25,160
Speaker 1: brought to you by Twicks. Go to Elvis Durand dot

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Speaker 1: com for your chance to win. Whether you love the

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01:52:27,200 --> 01:52:30,080
Speaker 1: left Twicks or you love the right Twigs, It's time

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Speaker 1: to decide which side are you? Elvis, Elvis Durand the

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Speaker 1: Elvis Durant Phone Tap David Brodie, what's your phone tap

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Speaker 1: about today? Elvis? So listener Nicole wanted us to phone

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01:52:40,800 --> 01:52:43,919
Speaker 1: tap her husband Ray. They are planning a Sweet sixteen

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Speaker 1: for their daughter Amy, and Ray has done nothing and

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01:52:48,160 --> 01:52:50,320
Speaker 1: she wanted to make him pay the price. Now. Amy

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01:52:50,439 --> 01:52:53,479
Speaker 1: is known for a dressing little scantily, and Ray is

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01:52:53,560 --> 01:52:55,320
Speaker 1: very sensitive to that. So I play up on that.

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Speaker 1: I call is Jimmy Jingles. There, DJ, we love Jimmy Jingles.

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Speaker 1: What could go wrong in today's phone town? He's right now, right,

2093
01:53:03,920 --> 01:53:06,040
Speaker 1: this is Jimmy Jingles. I'll be d jan your daughters

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01:53:06,040 --> 01:53:08,600
Speaker 1: sweet sixteen? Did your wife tell you I'm calling? Yeah? Right,

2095
01:53:08,680 --> 01:53:10,479
Speaker 1: she told me to Your guy can be playing the music, right.

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01:53:11,120 --> 01:53:13,280
Speaker 1: She paid me the lecture to do some custom stuff,

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01:53:14,360 --> 01:53:16,800
Speaker 1: and I work. I worked it into some raps. I

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01:53:16,920 --> 01:53:18,360
Speaker 1: just want you to pick out your you know, your

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01:53:18,360 --> 01:53:21,320
Speaker 1: three or four favorite ones. I think it's gonna be good.

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Speaker 1: We all in rhymes. It's great. Here we go, all right,

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Speaker 1: Ricky dropped the bill. Amy is sixteen. She'll always be

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Speaker 1: her father's peanut, but this class she's she's always showing

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01:53:30,120 --> 01:53:35,400
Speaker 1: off her teacups. I'll hold on a second, hold on

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Speaker 1: to my hold on in my in my defense, when

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01:53:37,479 --> 01:53:39,000
Speaker 1: I first saw a picture your daughter, I thought you

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01:53:39,080 --> 01:53:43,000
Speaker 1: was a sea cup when I saw well on her

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01:53:43,000 --> 01:53:45,360
Speaker 1: Instagram page. She's got all these bikini pictures, and so

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01:53:45,479 --> 01:53:50,360
Speaker 1: I thought she was a sea cop. Were you look Instagram?

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01:53:50,640 --> 01:53:52,880
Speaker 1: Well you'll like this one, batter hold on, ready, this

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01:53:53,040 --> 01:53:56,080
Speaker 1: is about how popular she is. She has a lot

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Speaker 1: of friends, Cheese, everybody's buddy, especi to lead the boys

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Speaker 1: because she's always that's the sledty he didn't take always,

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Speaker 1: Chris broad Listen, I'm Jimmy Jingles. I'm a djam a

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Speaker 1: fashion fifty Ingles Wicken Wingles. What you are? Hold on,

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Speaker 1: Let's keep going. Maybe you'll like this one better. All right?

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Speaker 1: Hold on? She gets a humor from my dachel larn

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Speaker 1: hockey from my mother, but it's clear that Amy gets

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Speaker 1: her giant who from my grandmother. I'll bring your mom

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Speaker 1: in on. I think you'd bring my mother to How

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Speaker 1: about I bring myself down to your plate by r

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Speaker 1: get to my mother's eighty set up party? Did I

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01:54:37,080 --> 01:54:39,280
Speaker 1: defense your mother's eighties? She's not even gonna hear it anyway,

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01:54:39,320 --> 01:54:41,600
Speaker 1: probably our age. You're not coming anywhere near this party.

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01:54:42,280 --> 01:54:44,800
Speaker 1: I worked very hard on these ricky rhymes. Isn't even

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Speaker 1: available most times I had to call him and specially

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01:54:48,480 --> 01:54:50,960
Speaker 1: like bo over the clown what things like this? Ricky

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Speaker 1: Rhymes and Jimmy douche bag. Okay, it's like Jimmy Jingles.

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Speaker 1: All right, listen, I got one more. You're gonna love it.

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Speaker 1: Hold On, listen how clever this is. Hold On, Amy

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01:55:00,600 --> 01:55:02,920
Speaker 1: is so smart. Might be a lawyer, a surgeon, but

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Speaker 1: when she goes to God, as we know, she won't

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Speaker 1: be a bird. You little pieces. Look, you can't come

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01:55:10,440 --> 01:55:14,160
Speaker 1: down here. I'm gonna don't get mad at me. You

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Speaker 1: have a hot door? Are you with any You hired

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Speaker 1: this guy? That's Jimmy James, Ricky Rhymy Gardener. He's fantastic hobo.

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Speaker 1: He's raving about him. He's gonna be sodd You listen

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Speaker 1: to his songs? Are you? Are you not? I just

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01:55:30,560 --> 01:55:33,040
Speaker 1: listened to his songs. He said, that's in the whole business.

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01:55:33,120 --> 01:55:38,200
Speaker 1: It's we were just saying she's got big mother, my

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01:55:38,760 --> 01:55:41,280
Speaker 1: mother saying that you get to my mother. That's so funny.

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Speaker 1: He was what he's called a squad. You don't know

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Speaker 1: any dresses? Come on, you know I like that. I

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01:55:47,200 --> 01:55:49,440
Speaker 1: don't care if you wear seran wrap. That for me

2144
01:55:49,680 --> 01:55:52,280
Speaker 1: and you to fix. You wore it on the phone.

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01:55:52,320 --> 01:55:55,080
Speaker 1: You didn't listen to this guy's lyrics. Actually right, she

2146
01:55:55,240 --> 01:55:56,640
Speaker 1: was on the phone and she did hear the lyrics

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01:55:56,680 --> 01:56:02,280
Speaker 1: and it's plenty fine. What do you you're on the radio.

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Speaker 1: This is Dave Brodymelistry in the Morning Show. Your wife

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Speaker 1: and I phone tapping you. You gotta be freaking kimmy great.

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Speaker 1: Have an idea for a phone tap Go to Ellis

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Speaker 1: Durran dot com. Click on the phone tap tab. Tell

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Speaker 1: us what you want to do. This table was prerecorded

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Speaker 1: with permission granted by all parties. Elie s Duran phone

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Speaker 1: tab were on Elvie Duran in the Morning Show. I'm

2155
01:56:36,320 --> 01:56:40,640
Speaker 1: not really a candy guy, especially caramels or caramel. How

2156
01:56:40,680 --> 01:56:43,600
Speaker 1: do you say it? Caramel caramel? I know you love caramel.

2157
01:56:43,680 --> 01:56:50,080
Speaker 1: I love it that it says caramel, dark chocolate bar

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01:56:52,040 --> 01:56:57,480
Speaker 1: perfection in cannabis, confection, cannabis. It's inedible. Here you go, No,

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Speaker 1: I don't want that. You have the new caramel Eminem's Yes,

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Speaker 1: we have it at the movie theater yesterday. They are

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01:57:04,720 --> 01:57:08,320
Speaker 1: so delicious. But back to this, I went, I went

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Speaker 1: into my office and I found this on my desk.

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Speaker 1: Someone I guess in essence, these are edibles, right, Yeah,

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01:57:12,920 --> 01:57:15,200
Speaker 1: someone slipped this on my desk, and I'm like, well,

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Speaker 1: Danielle loves caramels. I was I was going to give

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Speaker 1: them to you until man I finished. I was going

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01:57:21,160 --> 01:57:23,600
Speaker 1: to give them to you until I read deeper. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I thought you were going to say, I was going

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Speaker 1: to just give them to you, not tell you what

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Speaker 1: it wasn't it's medicinal chocolate. And they're saying even says here,

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01:57:33,680 --> 01:57:38,400
Speaker 1: I can't read it scary read consumption consumption advice. Um.

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01:57:38,480 --> 01:57:41,080
Speaker 1: It says, until you know the effect of this product,

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Speaker 1: eat only half of one segment and wait a minimum

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Speaker 1: of one hour before consuming another segment. I think there's

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Speaker 1: ten milligrams of THHC and this, well, I don't know. Look,

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Speaker 1: I'm not a I'm not, but you know how LUPI

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Speaker 1: I am without the stuff. Okay, I would never slip

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Speaker 1: this to you. How dare you assume that I would?

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Speaker 1: But I'm just My point is this, I'm just sitting here,

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Speaker 1: minding my own business at my desk. I look up,

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01:58:03,400 --> 01:58:05,040
Speaker 1: there's a piece of candy. There's a candy bar on

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Speaker 1: my desk. It's edibles. Where on God's green earth. Would

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01:58:09,520 --> 01:58:11,680
Speaker 1: who gave this to me? I don't know. Life is

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01:58:11,720 --> 01:58:16,120
Speaker 1: an adventure. Did you do it? I don't know, Bethany?

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01:58:16,200 --> 01:58:19,280
Speaker 1: Did you put edibles? Marijuana? Edibles on my desk? I

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Speaker 1: found them, and I thought you would like them, or

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Speaker 1: someone in your office, because I don't do marijuana, and

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01:58:28,960 --> 01:58:31,720
Speaker 1: nor should you write I'm not. I just so many

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Speaker 1: people should, but not you, not me. So I don't

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Speaker 1: like it. I decided to give it away to someone else.

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01:58:36,720 --> 01:58:40,160
Speaker 1: The only funny thing would be if we had no

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01:58:40,280 --> 01:58:42,800
Speaker 1: place to go and we weren't driving whatever, and we

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01:58:43,000 --> 01:58:45,960
Speaker 1: came in early and we took it right before the show,

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01:58:46,360 --> 01:58:49,720
Speaker 1: and then we waited the hour, just to see what

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01:58:49,880 --> 01:58:51,600
Speaker 1: it would do to each of us and how it

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01:58:51,600 --> 01:58:55,760
Speaker 1: would we would react differently several several points. Number one,

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't use this because we don't know where it

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01:58:57,440 --> 01:59:01,600
Speaker 1: came from. I'll just give you elvis and edibles. I

2199
01:59:01,600 --> 01:59:06,920
Speaker 1: don't know where I found it. I've just found it, Okay,

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01:59:07,520 --> 01:59:11,880
Speaker 1: strike one strike to I. Look, I'm you know me.

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Speaker 1: I've I've dabbled from time to time. I've never doubted.

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Speaker 1: On festive occasions, I've dabbled, and I know how some

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01:59:17,800 --> 01:59:20,240
Speaker 1: people respond to it differently than others. I don't want

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01:59:20,240 --> 01:59:21,680
Speaker 1: to be high with any of you people. No, I

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01:59:21,720 --> 01:59:24,080
Speaker 1: don't either. None of you are the kind of person

2206
01:59:24,200 --> 01:59:26,760
Speaker 1: I want to get high with. To be totally honest,

2207
01:59:26,800 --> 01:59:29,840
Speaker 1: I have never tried marijuana in my life. I have

2208
01:59:29,960 --> 01:59:33,880
Speaker 1: never smoked a cigarette in my life. It's no reason

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01:59:34,000 --> 01:59:35,960
Speaker 1: to start. We got to get a Daniel reporting here.

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01:59:36,440 --> 01:59:39,160
Speaker 1: I imagine it to be the the the Pot Circle

2211
01:59:39,280 --> 01:59:41,000
Speaker 1: from that seventies show. That's what it would be like.

2212
01:59:41,640 --> 01:59:44,440
Speaker 1: Now it's not that way because different types of personalities

2213
01:59:44,520 --> 01:59:48,440
Speaker 1: don't shouldn't be dabbling with marijuana. Let's get into the

2214
01:59:48,480 --> 01:59:50,360
Speaker 1: Daniel Report. We only have time for a couple of stories.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, this is cool. My one son, he

2216
01:59:52,840 --> 01:59:56,600
Speaker 1: turns twelve soon, and this list is fifty movies that

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01:59:56,680 --> 01:59:58,840
Speaker 1: kids should see before they turn eleven. And I swear

2218
01:59:58,840 --> 02:00:00,960
Speaker 1: to you I haven't shown him half of these movies.

2219
02:00:01,360 --> 02:00:03,080
Speaker 1: You have to show your kids, these movies like The

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02:00:03,200 --> 02:00:07,000
Speaker 1: Lion King and Shrek, Coraline et Free Willy. I tweeted

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02:00:07,040 --> 02:00:09,000
Speaker 1: this out at danielle Monaro. So if you want to

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02:00:09,040 --> 02:00:11,280
Speaker 1: see the list, there's a lot of really cool movies

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Speaker 1: that everybody should make sure My parents made sure I

2224
02:00:13,200 --> 02:00:17,600
Speaker 1: saw musicals name and you saw Free Willy, didn't you.

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Speaker 1: It was a porn version, yes, Duran in the morning

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Speaker 1: show