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Speaker 1: He is brooking Jeffrey in the Morning and it's a podcast.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to it, all right, let's get it going.

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Speaker 2: Grab your Starbucks caramel ribbon crunch frappuccinos with cold cream,

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Speaker 2: and pour a little out on the floor this morning

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Speaker 2: to honor our hero of the week. It's broken Jeffrey

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Speaker 2: in the Morning, and today's hero is a forty six

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Speaker 2: year old man in Albuquerque named Artemio Sanchez Ortega. And recently,

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Speaker 2: Artemio was dearly missing his ex girlfriend, so he called

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Speaker 2: her in the middle of the night multiple times.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm sure no alcohol was involved at all.

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Speaker 2: It never is, possibly hoping for a booty call, but

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Speaker 2: his ex did not want to speak to him, especially

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Speaker 2: since she could tell over the phone that he'd been heavily.

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Speaker 3: Drinking all that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So when she stopped answering, Artemio did the logical thing.

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Speaker 2: He put the phone down, walked over to his ex's house,

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Speaker 2: poured gasoline all over the driveway, and lit it on.

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Speaker 4: Fire the driveway.

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Speaker 2: Now there was a small problem, why because when Artemio

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Speaker 2: struck the match, he was standing in the giant puddle

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Speaker 2: of gasoline and throw the mat.

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Speaker 1: He was drinking.

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Speaker 3: I mean, at this point, if you see him on

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Speaker 3: fire as the ex, do you come out.

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Speaker 2: And be like, oh, that's the angel question.

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Speaker 1: I can't. Sorry, I just I should help you, but

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Speaker 1: I just don't feel.

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Speaker 2: Like, can you burn to death? Somewhere else? Instantly set

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Speaker 2: himself on fire, and a neighbor's security camera caught footage

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Speaker 2: of our Temio frantically climbing back over his girlfriend's fence,

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Speaker 2: engulfed in a ball of flame. Ah, now he is okay.

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Speaker 2: He did manage to get away and is still actively

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Speaker 2: on the runt.

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Speaker 1: You're going to say, actively on fire? What is this

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Speaker 1: man made of?

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Speaker 2: Once he has caught, police say Artemio will be facing

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Speaker 2: multiple felony charges for this. One officer even said quote,

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Speaker 2: if you're gonna commit arson, try to do it without

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Speaker 2: setting yourself on fire. Yeah, you normally don't get arson

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Speaker 2: advice from the cops, So that's pretty cool.

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Speaker 1: I thought the girlfriend was gonna take him back after

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Speaker 1: all that. I know can't.

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Speaker 2: He's a liar, liar pants on fire literally, and that's

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Speaker 2: why oo is our hero of the week. Good work

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Speaker 2: now sarcasm there. We're moving on getting into the shack

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Speaker 2: collar question of the day with our hero of the week, Jake.

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Speaker 2: Go ahead, Jake.

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Speaker 4: It's a beautiful time of year. People are heading out

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Speaker 4: to theme parks to gorge themselves on fried cakes, get

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Speaker 4: sunburned in our long lines, and spend seventy five bucks

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Speaker 4: on a brimless hat with the ears on top for

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Speaker 4: some reason. Yeah, and who do we have to think

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Speaker 4: for that? You might think Walt Disney, but you'd only

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Speaker 4: be half right, because today is actually the birthday of

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Speaker 4: his older brother.

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Speaker 5: Roy, the company after Wall.

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Speaker 4: It's true Roy Disney helped his brother Walt create and

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Speaker 4: manage the entire Disney company.

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Speaker 3: Of course, an older sibling coming on in and Boston

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Speaker 3: people around just take you now.

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Speaker 4: Walt ended up getting all the credit later in life,

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Speaker 4: but for decades him and Roy were a dynamic business duo.

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Speaker 4: And that's why today we're going to celebrate other fearsome

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Speaker 4: twosomes in a special complete that Duo edition of plenty

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Speaker 4: of twenty. Now, each of you will be given one

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Speaker 4: name from a famous real life duo. It could be

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Speaker 4: from entertainment or sports, or business or other areas. You

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Speaker 2: And these are real people, not like fictional characters.

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Speaker 4: These are all real duos, Tom and Jerry. Okay, we'll

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Speaker 4: start with the woman who's always down to duo. Round

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Speaker 4: of shots. That axis, all right, alexis your duo is

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Speaker 4: basketball teammates Michael Jordan and Blank.

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Speaker 2: I know you got it hidden me.

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Speaker 4: Two or three.

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Speaker 2: You could list Jordan's and there's one, there's a famous one.

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Speaker 2: Me obvious NBA championships with them as nothing.

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna name another good player.

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Speaker 4: How many basketball players can you name?

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Speaker 4: Not a lot.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna go Kobe. I know it's not right.

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Speaker 4: You have a lot of players. Do you have a

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Speaker 4: Michael Jordan and Kobe Bryant. That is incorrect. I was

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Speaker 4: looking for Michael Jordan's and Scottie Pippins.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, it's kind of a hard one, so I'll

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Speaker 4: give you a little more info the lexus. All right,

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Speaker 4: your duo is Stan Laurel and Oliver.

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Speaker 1: Blank, Laurel and Hardy, Oliver Hardy, Oliver.

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Speaker 4: Hardy is correct. That's a comedic duo from the nineteen

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Speaker 1: I could have gotten it without real out.

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Speaker 4: I was like, I could take the point away if

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Speaker 4: you'd like. Let's me move over to Jose Jose singing

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Speaker 4: duo Simon.

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Speaker 5: And Garfuck Godallo Darkness, my old friend.

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Speaker 4: Simon and Garfund. They're correct, they're a folk rock duo

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Speaker 4: with numerous hits.

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Speaker 1: Sixty did not get along.

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Speaker 4: Maybe though, that'd be a nice paper Simon versus garfunk.

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Speaker 4: I'd love to see it, all right, Jeffrey, your duo

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Speaker 4: are Microsoft co founders Bill Gates.

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Speaker 2: And and that guy what?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know him?

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Speaker 2: You know who are you?

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Speaker 8: I do?

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Speaker 2: I have the list to you. I want to give

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Speaker 2: him the first name take give you a chance to

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Speaker 2: answer it, but I guess I'll go with Paul Allen.

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Speaker 4: Paul Allen is the name I was looking for.

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Speaker 2: With Bill Gates, I was gonna go Kobe Bryant for

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Speaker 2: a second, but thank god, let's.

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Speaker 4: Go back to Brook. Your duo are South Park creators

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Speaker 4: Trey Parker and and you know them?

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Speaker 1: She Trey Parker one, who's the other Trey Parker?

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Speaker 2: And did.

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Speaker 4: It's incorrect. There's Matt Stone, all right, Jose, try not

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Speaker 4: to say Kobe Bryant here. Come on, this is another

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Speaker 4: hard one. These two were Vermont entrepreneurs. I don't know

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Speaker 4: Ben Cohen and Blank Greenfield. It's a diabetic. I'm supposed

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Speaker 1: Ben and Jerry Bay Jerry.

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Speaker 4: That's correct. They founded Ben and Jerry's ice Cream. Is

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Speaker 4: Vermont big for ice cream?

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Speaker 9: It says Vermont, Yeah, Vermont?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, Jeffrey, were down to this final duo

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Speaker 4: I have on my list, which means this is sudden death.

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Speaker 4: You get this right and you win. You get it wrong,

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Speaker 4: and Jose wins the duo edition. Okay, Las Vegas magicians

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Speaker 4: Pendulette and Raymond.

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Speaker 2: Blank Pendelette and Raymond his last name Teller.

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Speaker 4: Hardly Raymond Teller is the other part of Penn and Teller.

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Speaker 4: That means Jefferies one Today's edition of plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that was fun to Kobe.

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Speaker 2: Alright, So since I got it right, I get to

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Speaker 2: choose who gets shocked. They're going to be singing sexy

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Speaker 2: and I know it by lmfao going to Kobe's biggest fan.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, another fun duo, their uncle and nephew.

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Speaker 2: That's right, red Foo and something you yeah up, Skybrew.

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Speaker 1: It's kind of weird to see these songs with your

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Speaker 1: uncle when I walk in the spot. Yeah, this is

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Speaker 1: what I see. Everybody stops and staring at.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I got passion in my.

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Speaker 10: Pants and I ain't afraid to show it.

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Speaker 2: Show it.

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Speaker 1: I'm sexy and I know.

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Speaker 2: That's your shock collar Question.

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Speaker 6: Of the Day brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: The Internet is going crazy right now because people just

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Speaker 2: want to know where they can buy this one item.

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Speaker 2: You know what, I already want to buy it. I

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Speaker 2: know that it's broken Jeffrey in the Morning because somebody

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Speaker 2: posted a photo of a piece of paper they found

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Speaker 2: on the ground outside their local grocery store. At first

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Speaker 2: they thought it was just a shopping list, but then

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Speaker 2: realized it wasn't because instead it had a list of

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Speaker 2: names written down with a pre printed font at the top.

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Speaker 2: That set people I want to punch in the face.

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Speaker 1: Oh, someone carries around a list in their pocket.

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Speaker 2: And it didn't just have names, it listed specific times

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Speaker 2: up on the Brook and Jeffrey insta stories. But it

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Speaker 2: has the name Emma at twelve noon, someone named Hunt

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Speaker 2: at three pms, and Joe was scheduled for four pm.

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Speaker 2: Now there's other names on there too, Sophia, Donna, and Sam,

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Speaker 1: Now, honestly, this is really funny. It actually looks like

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Speaker 3: It that says like in the font people I want

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Speaker 3: to punch in the face. And maybe it's like somebody

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Speaker 3: was writing something down yeah yeh, or it's a list

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Speaker 1: Want to fight.

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Speaker 2: But the photo got a lot of comments online. One

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Speaker 4: And then you're like, have a good day.

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Speaker 2: But honestly, we're thinking it's probably not an actual list

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Speaker 2: of people who need face punching because above all the

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Speaker 2: scheduled times, it looks like the person wrote down the

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Speaker 2: word carts. Yeah, so maybe the manager of the grocery

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Speaker 1: That the manager has. Uh paper, then.

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Speaker 11: I guarantee his employees bought it frame as a gift.

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Speaker 3: Don't see it's that cute little boxing glove on the.

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Speaker 2: good luck to Emma Hunt and Joe. Time is a ticking.

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Speaker 12: Laser Stories is coming up next. It's the radio segment

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Speaker 12: that's helping you eat pool side this summer with a

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Speaker 12: new invention.

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Speaker 2: The floating electric toaster with built an extension cord reaches

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Speaker 2: all the way to the kitchen.

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Speaker 13: Wow yo.

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Speaker 1: The breakfast in bath is not remind me not to

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Speaker 1: go to the pool with you.

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Speaker 2: I was saying, don't tip it over, but make a

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Speaker 2: splash with every slice. Thanks to Laser Stories, the segment

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Speaker 2: where we read weird news stories around the globe, just

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Speaker 2: like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. There's

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Speaker 2: other bread bathers just don't. This first laser story is

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Speaker 2: out of Jupiter, Florida. A thirty three year old's guy

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Speaker 2: but unfortunately for him, the bank was closed. Nobody got

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Speaker 1: I hate that. I'm sorry. I never understand bake hours,

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Speaker 1: even though like their sign says they're normal.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, oh God, just naturally everyone to go to

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Speaker 14: It's a holiday.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the place right next to the cell phone shop

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Speaker 3: I guess on that day, Jeff, like, that's a good tag.

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Speaker 2: This next leg of story is out of retail world.

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Speaker 2: If you don't understand the you had one job meme,

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Speaker 2: it can't get any clearer than this. Over half a

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Speaker 2: million coffee mugs are being recalled because they can't hold

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Speaker 1: Why are you still drinking out of the glass after

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Speaker 2: Game, I think the burns and cuts and stitches are

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Speaker 2: Who knows, maybe somebody is still like taking that broken

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Speaker 2: of coffee depends.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And if you haven't had your first cup, you're

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Speaker 2: But if you have one of these mugs and it

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Speaker 2: it back for a full refund.

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Speaker 1: Oh thanks, will do this.

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Speaker 2: Next Lazer story is out of All Day, All Night HQ.

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Speaker 2: A new survey asked people which places they think should

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Speaker 2: of us think supermarkets and pharmacies should stay open all

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Speaker 2: Ouch, it's loud. It's a loud bell store.

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Speaker 5: Or like you know, you open your bottle and they'll

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Speaker 1: You can't take one off the floor. I mean there

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Speaker 2: Second just to lay your heart attack for a few hours, Okay,

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Speaker 1: You're not going to go to the pharmacy if you're

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Speaker 2: Have hot Okay, whatever your stroke. I don't know what

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Speaker 2: you'll do. The other top results were as followed. Twenty

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Speaker 2: nine percent of people said that they'd like to have

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Speaker 1: That's got an emergency room at this point, but.

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Speaker 2: The primary care that's what they want. The post office

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Speaker 2: surprisingly twenty four to seven. Dentists came in at nineteen percent.

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Speaker 1: Maybe that's where the people get really nervous.

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Speaker 10: Oh, I'm thinking you chip your tooth in the middle

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't mean nineteen percent of us want have

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Speaker 3: Dennis are every two thursdays from at three o'clock.

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Speaker 5: I got a two polled and I had to be

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Speaker 2: I was like, what even is that time? Maybe you're

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Speaker 2: maybe it's that when we experience a medical problem, we

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Speaker 2: day or night. Yeah, speaking of twenty four to seven,

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Speaker 2: this guy's place is always open. Open for love, that

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Speaker 2: is and forty percent off half eaten lettuce leaves is

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Speaker 2: to an end.

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Speaker 14: For the day.

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Speaker 2: We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday.

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Speaker 6: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: When you're watching a movie It's pretty easy to tell

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're never pretty.

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Speaker 2: Or for some reason, they're constantly caressing a cat in

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Speaker 1: Why aren't cat people more badass stereotape?

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Speaker 2: So working in real life, a villain, I mean, could

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Speaker 2: Las Vegas asking random dudes if they want to help

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Speaker 2: her cheat on her husband? Hey, how you do it?

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Speaker 4: You never would know.

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Speaker 2: That's a villain in disguise.

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Speaker 3: Everything was accurate until the cheating part.

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Speaker 2: Well, you know, if you ever encounter a real life

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Speaker 2: bad guy, we have a secret phone number to help

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Speaker 2: fend them off. In fact, we're gonna play some of

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Speaker 2: the hilarious voicemails that they left on our answering machine

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Speaker 2: over the weekend. It's a brand new edition of the

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Speaker 2: Loser Line coming up right after this.

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Speaker 6: You is this the right number? It's the Loser Line.

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Speaker 2: Good, just call me back if you haven't heard the

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Speaker 2: Loser Line before. It works like this let's say a

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Speaker 2: I saw you over there, and I'm wondering are you

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Speaker 2: My name is Barnaby, Yeah, Barnaby Wild surprisingly single. After

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Speaker 2: he drops that line, whatever you do, don't tell him

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Speaker 14: Next message, Hi, Drew, it's Joey.

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Speaker 11: Look, I just want to I want to apologize and

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Speaker 14: Met.

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Speaker 11: I guess officially, you know for the first time. What's

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Speaker 11: that I was only running out screening creeper because I

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Speaker 15: I guess.

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Speaker 11: I don't know next message.

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Speaker 5: That's the funniest image of a girl walking in a

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Speaker 3: The sad thing is is if no one witnessed it,

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Speaker 2: No, I swear yeah right, Although walking in on someone

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Speaker 2: while they're in the toilet is brooks love language. It's true.

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Speaker 1: It's interesting that she's found him attractive. Yah, like she

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Speaker 16: That bar had to offer that, Hey, I hope this

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Speaker 14: My dad's gonna drive us on our date.

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Speaker 16: And it's not what you think, like you know, like

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Speaker 14: Maybe would you want to like invite your mom to come.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I don't.

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Speaker 14: I don't know if she's like single or anything. But

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Speaker 14: you know, maybe that would be cool.

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Speaker 16: Because my dad's dropping us off at the Burger plan,

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Speaker 16: He's probably just gonna like sit there and wait till

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Speaker 14: So I mean, we could do whatever we want there.

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Speaker 16: He's he's pretty relaxed about like rules and stuff like that.

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Speaker 14: He's not gonna bug us. So I don't know.

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Speaker 16: If you want to ask your mom, just let me

448
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Speaker 16: know if she's down for something like that next.

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Speaker 1: I just feel like somebody needs to explain like ride

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Speaker 1: shares to him. Yeah, you know what I mean, a chance,

451
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Speaker 1: this is a moment that you spring for that. Like,

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Speaker 1: I understand you can't drive, you don't have your driver's license.

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Speaker 3: You made a terrible choice, but let's take care of

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Speaker 3: it in a different way.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, But you know what's an even better double date

457
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Speaker 2: idea than that is gathering around the iPad with your

458
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Speaker 2: family and watching the Brook and Jeffrey.

459
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Speaker 1: TikTok areating with your family.

460
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Speaker 2: I'm just going off of so many strange and sensual

461
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Speaker 2: segments are available to consume for brothers and sisters and

462
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Speaker 2: mommies and dams.

463
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Speaker 5: I don't want to go there.

464
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Speaker 2: Make sure you watch the video of us in studio

465
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Speaker 2: reacting to our favorite loser line of the week before

466
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Speaker 2: you hit the lights and spin that bottle.

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Speaker 1: Baby, you're gonna get us taken down.

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Speaker 15: I anthing.

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Speaker 3: I don't even want to have family dinner with my

470
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Speaker 3: only family after you.

471
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Speaker 1: Said all that.

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Speaker 2: I'm just showing you how to get it hot. Right now,

473
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Speaker 2: Let's keep turning up the heat by going back to

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Speaker 2: these clips.

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Speaker 14: Oh yeah, next message busted?

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Speaker 4: Uh?

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Speaker 15: Okay, Ladanian. I don't know why you felt the need

478
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Speaker 15: to lie to me about who you are, and I'm

479
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Speaker 15: feeling pretty stupid for believing you. But do you think

480
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Speaker 15: I was not going to go home and look you

481
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Speaker 15: up like I thought a white guy's name would be

482
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Speaker 15: Ladanian and he was a star running back in the NFL.

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 15: You do realize that all that information is available on

485
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Speaker 15: the internet. Yeah, so you totally freaking lie to me

486
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Speaker 15: and I I really really wanted to believe you because

487
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Speaker 15: I just thought, well, even though he's short, maybe out

488
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Speaker 15: of shape, maybe he's like super fast or crafty on

489
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Speaker 15: the field. I really wanted to believe you. But absolute

490
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Speaker 15: both and your little friend Levian or whatever the hell

491
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Speaker 15: his name was, I'm pretty sure he was not the

492
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Speaker 15: person that you said he was either, So lose my number,

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Speaker 15: don't text me good luck with your freaking fake NFL career.

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Speaker 13: Idiot.

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Speaker 14: The next message, so you're.

496
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Speaker 2: Telling you there's two white, pudgy guys running around telling

497
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Speaker 2: women they were pro NFL running backs named la Damion

498
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Speaker 2: and Levion. They're giving out the loser line to these women. Afterwards,

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Speaker 2: that's the ultimate troll.

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Speaker 5: She's like, look, you may have faked your career, but

501
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Speaker 5: I have your number, so.

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Speaker 14: I got the last one.

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Speaker 2: She believed it for a second.

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Speaker 3: And that's the scariest part is that people are buyed

505
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Speaker 3: to the story.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, next message, dude, I swear I've never been so

507
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Speaker 2: shocked in my life, and like, I'm sorry that I had.

508
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Speaker 17: To walk out of the bar on you after like

509
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Speaker 17: fifteen minutes.

510
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Speaker 14: But it was just like who lives like that?

511
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Speaker 16: Seriously, no one and I mean absolutely no one is

512
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Speaker 16: using brit of filters anymore.

513
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Speaker 13: I can't even believe you shall have one.

514
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Speaker 14: I actually care about what goes into my body.

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Speaker 17: Okay, so that's why I drive out like once a

516
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Speaker 17: week to the well inside my grandpa's house.

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Speaker 2: Okay, they get pure natural, non government treated water. Do

518
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Speaker 2: you not realize the brit is part of the Chinese

519
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Speaker 2: government and they're making.

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Speaker 14: Them every time you buy a bridle?

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Speaker 2: Congratulations, you just founded the new Chinese nuclear weapon.

522
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Speaker 3: A good job, brit of Filters.

523
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Speaker 2: The thing who knew that Brita was making the nuclear

524
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Speaker 2: weapons for all of China's military and nuclear weaponry taste

525
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Speaker 2: so crist.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, wait till he gets dysentery from his grandfather's.

527
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Speaker 2: Remember listening to the Loser Line regularly at this time

528
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Speaker 2: every week, and make sure you subscribe to the Brook

529
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Speaker 2: and Jeffrey TikTok.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no filters here, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 2: All of your favorite Loser lines right there. Now, we're

532
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:12,919
Speaker 2: going to do a phone tap Brook.

533
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Speaker 6: And Jeffrey in the morning.

534
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Speaker 2: In today's phone tap, a guy emailed the show asking

535
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Speaker 2: us to prank his friend because they both work at

536
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:23,359
Speaker 2: a warehouse and apparently his buddy is always sneaking naps

537
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Speaker 2: in the back, should be up doing his job.

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Speaker 1: Can we sneak on right now?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Sure. So far the boss hasn't caught on, but today

541
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:40,040
Speaker 2: his luck's about to run out when his new supervisor

542
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Speaker 2: calls to tell him he knows all about the secret

543
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Speaker 2: naps and there is going to be some swift and

544
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:57,360
Speaker 2: unusual consequences. It's your phone tap right now. Hello, Hi

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Speaker 2: is Joel?

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Speaker 14: There?

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Speaker 8: This Joe.

548
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Speaker 2: Hey Joel. My name is Don Woods. I'm the new

549
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Speaker 2: supervisor at manufacturing. How's it going?

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Speaker 17: Hey, hey, gone, it's it's I didn't know you were

551
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Speaker 17: gonna call, but nice.

552
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Speaker 14: To meet you.

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00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:12,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, hey, it good meet you. I am sorry

554
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,760
Speaker 2: to call you on your day off here, but I

555
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:18,440
Speaker 2: do need to address a situation that's come up. Okay,

556
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:22,400
Speaker 2: So my first order of business was to check out

557
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Speaker 2: the surveillance video from the warehouse, just to make sure

558
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Speaker 2: everything's been running.

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Speaker 17: Okay, of course, And it makes sense.

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Speaker 2: Well, it looks like we have video of you sleeping

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Speaker 2: in the back.

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Speaker 8: What mm hmm.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it looks like it happened more than once. Would

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Speaker 2: you care to say anything about that? It's kind of

565
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Speaker 2: a serious allegation. Yeah, well, go ahead.

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Speaker 17: I haven't actually been getting a lot of sleep lately.

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Speaker 8: M hmm.

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Speaker 2: I've been in this industry for a long time, my friend,

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Speaker 2: and most companies, I'll tell you would fire someone for

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Speaker 2: doing this.

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Speaker 17: I mean, I hear you, but please please don't fire me.

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Speaker 17: I really can't afford to lose my job right now.

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Speaker 2: Look, I know we've never worked together, but there's something

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Speaker 2: that you should probably know about me.

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Speaker 14: Okay.

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Speaker 2: Truth is I like to take the occasional nap as well. Guilty.

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Speaker 8: I guess that's good to hear.

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Speaker 2: And my office has a large couch in it, so

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Speaker 2: I can lock the door and take a power nap

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Speaker 2: for a half hour.

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Speaker 17: It's really nice that that sounds very nice.

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Speaker 2: But here's what I'm getting at. Okay, maybe we can

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Speaker 2: make a deal. I won't fire you for sleeping in

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Speaker 2: the warehouse as long as you agree to be my

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Speaker 2: cuddle buddy in the office. Do what you know, nothing

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Speaker 2: weird at all, just strictly cuddling. What do you say?

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Speaker 17: I'm sorry, but no, that's that's not appropriate.

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Speaker 2: I just sleep better when someone's holding.

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Speaker 14: Me, sir.

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Speaker 2: I'm just very uncomfortable, probably because you're not being cuddled

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Speaker 2: at the moment that make you feel nice and comfortable.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I just looked at your schedule here. You

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Speaker 2: and I are both on shift at the same time

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Speaker 2: Mondays and Wednesdays, so this could work out.

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Speaker 17: No, no, sorry, I don't know what you will.

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Speaker 2: But before you just shout out no, let's try a

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Speaker 2: test run tomorrow.

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Speaker 6: Listen what happens.

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Speaker 17: I can't do that. I'm married.

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Speaker 13: I have a wife.

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Speaker 17: This wouldn't be okay, But.

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Speaker 2: Listen, I don't think you're hearing me. I'm not asking

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Speaker 2: for anything perverted, just a straight up bro on bro cuddle,

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Speaker 2: sash man a man.

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Speaker 17: I don't care if it's just row to broke cuddling

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Speaker 17: and that's.

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Speaker 2: I don't care if you want to be big spoon

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Speaker 2: or little spoon. I'm cool with either one. No, sir, sir,

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Speaker 2: you into stuff. He's when you sleep because I have

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Speaker 2: a camel named Carl. He's got a big hump in

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Speaker 2: his back. Would you like a little hump on yours?

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Speaker 17: Okay, I'm getting very uncomfortable here, and uh, I think

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Speaker 17: we need to end this conversation.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to have to report you to ownership.

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00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:21,520
Speaker 2: I'm trying to work things out with you.

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Speaker 17: This just feels wrong. It's like blackmail. You're saying, cuddle

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Speaker 17: me or else.

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Speaker 2: It's a tough choice.

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Speaker 17: I know I can't afford to get fired. Okay, I

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Speaker 17: hear that I have too much responsibility. If I get

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Speaker 17: it one time.

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Speaker 2: Maybe all right, now we're talking.

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Speaker 17: But if I did you, we have to do it

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Speaker 17: so none of the other guys at work found out.

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Speaker 2: All right, well it's a little too late for that.

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Speaker 2: What your coworker, Parker already knows all about it, because

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Speaker 2: he's the one who set you up for this prank

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00:31:57,360 --> 00:32:06,200
Speaker 2: call a prinkle, yeah, man, joke. Oh he sounded some

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Speaker 2: nurs Do you relax. My name is jeff from the

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Speaker 2: radio show Broke and Jeffrey in the morning. He's called

631
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Speaker 2: the phone tab. Yes, I talked to Parker right before

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Speaker 2: I called. He told me how you've been falling asleep

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Speaker 2: in the warehouse, and so he wanted to prank you.

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Speaker 17: I mean, I get tired, man, like I'm taking like

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Speaker 17: hours of maps.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, hey, we all get tired. Let's get

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Speaker 2: tired together. No, thank you. You're the one who said

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Speaker 2: that you would actually cuddle with him.

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Speaker 17: So I mean I'm not gonna lose my job, and

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Speaker 17: I said, maybe I can see it one time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, a little spoon fair enough.

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Speaker 17: I would be the little fill.

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Speaker 15: Wake up every.

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Speaker 6: Morning was phone tabs weekday mornings on the twenties, freaking

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Speaker 6: Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: What would be the best type of social club to

647
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Speaker 2: join if you were interested in making a romantic connection?

648
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:08,480
Speaker 2: Maybe like a photography club, Oh yeah, a cooking club,

649
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:11,600
Speaker 2: or better yet, in underground fight club.

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Speaker 1: I like with a broken nose.

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Speaker 2: Sorry about snapping your arm in hand back there, knocking

652
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Speaker 2: that sticks your teeth, But you want to grab coffee sometimes. Well,

653
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:27,239
Speaker 2: one of our listeners joined a club and said it

654
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Speaker 2: was an absolute gold mine for cute singles and he

655
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Speaker 2: barely even had to try. You're gonna hear what it

656
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:38,920
Speaker 2: was in your second date Update, Next second Date Update.

657
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Speaker 2: D Just doing this segment, we hear from couples who

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Speaker 2: meet in all sorts of strange new ways, but this

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Speaker 2: one is going to be particularly terrifying for one person

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Speaker 2: in this.

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Speaker 3: Room always thinks he's the one that's going to be scared.

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Speaker 2: Jose's fears are right today because, apparently, according to this email,

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Speaker 2: they met while doing one of Jose's absolute worst fears

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Speaker 2: physical exercise.

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Speaker 1: They were gonna say, like a roller.

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Speaker 2: Coaster jazz Jose, let's try to keep the whimpers and

667
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Speaker 2: begging from mommies to a minimum, Rris. We talked to

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Speaker 2: a guy named Vaughn about his first date. Vaughn, Welcome

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Speaker 2: to Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 8: How you doing doing good?

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Speaker 13: How about you doing good?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I mean, what is this? You met a girl at

674
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Speaker 1: the gym? Is that what he's getting to.

675
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:33,759
Speaker 8: No, I participated in a run club. I don't know

676
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:35,160
Speaker 8: if you've ever done one of legs before?

677
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:38,240
Speaker 1: Wow club? Should I be concerned?

678
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:43,640
Speaker 5: The club I could think of, yeah, because it would

679
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 5: be like video game club where you sit and don't move.

680
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:52,480
Speaker 2: Yeah. Actual, is this like a like an exercising club

681
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:54,080
Speaker 2: or a dating type of club.

682
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:56,560
Speaker 8: It's kind of like a mix of both.

683
00:34:56,600 --> 00:35:01,120
Speaker 13: It's like, if you're single, you wear black or something dark, okay.

684
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:03,840
Speaker 8: If you have a girlfriend or boyfriend, you wear a color.

685
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,319
Speaker 2: Okay, Brooke, what does your husband wear to his run club?

686
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:09,800
Speaker 3: Well, he's going to be wearing an orange reflective vest after.

687
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:12,240
Speaker 5: This report, just wears a bunch of apples.

688
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:15,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. What that means.

689
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:18,080
Speaker 1: Okay, how many people are in this club?

690
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:20,520
Speaker 8: There been at least one hundred people.

691
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:25,520
Speaker 13: There's a far This is like a okay, cool, it's

692
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:28,240
Speaker 13: a crazy thing because there's a lot of hot chicks.

693
00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:31,480
Speaker 8: There had been at least like and.

694
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:36,080
Speaker 2: There's actually the people who exercise can be good looking

695
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:41,279
Speaker 2: at they just made they still not going to join

696
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:43,920
Speaker 2: a run club. How did it go?

697
00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:48,600
Speaker 8: My dad look pretty good? That's how I met test

698
00:35:48,719 --> 00:35:52,120
Speaker 8: test Okay, Okay, Yeah, she had really nice cash.

699
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:55,640
Speaker 1: She's like i'd like to think stairs, That's what I'd

700
00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:56,080
Speaker 1: like to think.

701
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:58,680
Speaker 2: Well, the fact that you didn't get maced, right there

702
00:35:58,760 --> 00:35:59,800
Speaker 2: is a win in my books.

703
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:01,879
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I think it's such a good couple

704
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:02,040
Speaker 1: of it.

705
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,560
Speaker 2: You were able to like get to no test a little.

706
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:06,560
Speaker 13: Bit there, I did, and I got to see a

707
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:06,960
Speaker 13: good deal.

708
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:07,800
Speaker 8: I got a number.

709
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:11,440
Speaker 2: So you also have a different definition of sealing the

710
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:15,959
Speaker 2: deal with a girl. A lot of differences here, but good.

711
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:17,719
Speaker 2: I'm glad you got her phone number.

712
00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:19,279
Speaker 1: I think just the first deal, maybe.

713
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:21,520
Speaker 2: One of many deals I think you did.

714
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:24,479
Speaker 1: You were you able to turn it into a date.

715
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:25,319
Speaker 8: Yeah.

716
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:28,319
Speaker 13: We met up a few days later at a bar

717
00:36:29,239 --> 00:36:31,439
Speaker 13: and I had a great time.

718
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:33,640
Speaker 1: You did tell us about it?

719
00:36:33,719 --> 00:36:35,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, give us the highlights, all right.

720
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:39,799
Speaker 8: So I've been watching my diet lately, so I.

721
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:42,400
Speaker 17: Compiled this note card card.

722
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:44,879
Speaker 13: I told her this is how many calories that we.

723
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:48,680
Speaker 8: Burned on our run, and now we had to gain

724
00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:50,360
Speaker 8: it back on the menu.

725
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:58,600
Speaker 5: Smart No, no, no, don't talk about calories ever with

726
00:36:58,640 --> 00:36:58,919
Speaker 5: a woman.

727
00:36:59,040 --> 00:36:59,600
Speaker 1: I don't think that.

728
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:01,799
Speaker 2: I think he's just trying to be like fun and

729
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:05,279
Speaker 2: creative and playful with me. I understand we need to

730
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:06,440
Speaker 2: count calories together.

731
00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:08,359
Speaker 1: That's how it comes off. Though it doesn't matter what

732
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:11,120
Speaker 1: his intention was. He's using a note card, like, don't

733
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:12,919
Speaker 1: you have like an phone?

734
00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:16,560
Speaker 2: How did test react to the note card move?

735
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:22,960
Speaker 13: She loved it, but uh, whoa.

736
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:21,760
Speaker 2: In your face?

737
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:23,960
Speaker 1: She's not calling you back, So.

738
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:30,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that counts as a w. So you

739
00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:34,440
Speaker 2: guys ordered a bunch of food together, right, yes, okay?

740
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:37,000
Speaker 1: And then she guiltily ate it all.

741
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:40,520
Speaker 3: Yeah.

742
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:41,920
Speaker 1: What what happened next?

743
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:44,799
Speaker 8: Well, we just kind of hung out and grabbed some

744
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:48,440
Speaker 8: drinks and had a good time. And the place that

745
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:50,680
Speaker 8: we were at had some really cool tall shelves.

746
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:56,160
Speaker 3: Tall shelves like that you would put books on or something.

747
00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:58,279
Speaker 17: What do you mean, yeah, yeah, it looked like he

748
00:37:58,320 --> 00:37:59,640
Speaker 17: put books on it, but they had a bunch.

749
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:02,240
Speaker 14: Of bugs on it, mugs, a bunch of steins.

750
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:05,320
Speaker 8: Or something like. Yeah, it kind of like Stein's. And

751
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:06,000
Speaker 8: so these.

752
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:07,879
Speaker 13: Drunk dudes are by there there. I don't know why

753
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:09,720
Speaker 13: they were standing by there, but they're kind of hanging

754
00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:13,279
Speaker 13: out and stumbling around there, and they actually bumped one

755
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:17,839
Speaker 13: of the shelves that was holding this really expensive looking one. God,

756
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:20,440
Speaker 13: it was about to come down, and I saw that

757
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:23,600
Speaker 13: testas right underneath it, and I made a quick movement

758
00:38:23,719 --> 00:38:24,920
Speaker 13: just pulled her out of the way.

759
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:28,000
Speaker 8: She got a little upset, but then crashed right behind

760
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:28,719
Speaker 8: her with the mug.

761
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:35,640
Speaker 2: Wow, saved her life. That's the universe, dude.

762
00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:37,640
Speaker 5: You were put in a situation to protect her and.

763
00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:40,440
Speaker 16: You did, bros a good job.

764
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:42,680
Speaker 2: Was she grateful or was she upset by that?

765
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:46,000
Speaker 8: Oh? After she saw what crash behind her, then she realized, yeah,

766
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:47,200
Speaker 8: that would have been her.

767
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:49,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that's kind of wild.

768
00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:52,680
Speaker 2: You must be thinking I'm getting a kiss for sure.

769
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:55,080
Speaker 13: Yeah, dude, you nailed it. It was like one of

770
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:57,759
Speaker 13: those chiff moments, it was, And she gave me one

771
00:38:57,840 --> 00:38:58,479
Speaker 13: right on the cheek.

772
00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:01,840
Speaker 5: Oh, that's a hero kiss, just make.

773
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:02,799
Speaker 1: Out and it's date.

774
00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:03,720
Speaker 6: Yeah cute.

775
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:06,719
Speaker 1: I mean it means that she's like somewhat attracted to you.

776
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:07,480
Speaker 10: Yeah.

777
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:09,680
Speaker 2: Well that's the kiss that my mom gave me when

778
00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:10,919
Speaker 2: I graduated fifth grade.

779
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:13,200
Speaker 1: Still stay.

780
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:17,799
Speaker 2: Romantically. I don't want to look too much into it.

781
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:21,399
Speaker 2: But so, how long has it been since your bar

782
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:22,240
Speaker 2: date happened?

783
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:23,480
Speaker 8: Oh?

784
00:39:23,719 --> 00:39:27,600
Speaker 13: Man, that was like two weeks ago.

785
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:29,680
Speaker 3: Okay, So you've had a couple of run clubs in

786
00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:31,439
Speaker 3: there too, and you haven't seen her or heard from

787
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:31,879
Speaker 3: her at all.

788
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:32,560
Speaker 8: Yeah.

789
00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:34,759
Speaker 13: I went to one and I didn't see her at

790
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:36,160
Speaker 13: the last one.

791
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:37,680
Speaker 8: Yeah.

792
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:40,640
Speaker 13: I gave her a couple of messages. She hasn't replied back.

793
00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:44,440
Speaker 3: I was kind of did you see under another nutrients table?

794
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:49,359
Speaker 2: Is it possible that she didn't want to burn off

795
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:54,040
Speaker 2: all those calories that you gained together that night. Yeah,

796
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:55,960
Speaker 2: she wanted to hold on to them as a memory

797
00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:59,440
Speaker 2: of your guys time together. Sorry, no more physical activity.

798
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:01,040
Speaker 2: Hold these cows in.

799
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:07,400
Speaker 3: It's gonna be my new I remembers.

800
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:11,680
Speaker 2: Let's come back. We're gonna give Tessa call for you

801
00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:14,520
Speaker 2: and try and get you your second date update right

802
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:19,920
Speaker 2: after this second date update. It is rare on a

803
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:22,239
Speaker 2: first date where you get an opportunity to look like

804
00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 2: a real superhero. But our listener Vaughn swooped in to

805
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:30,520
Speaker 2: save the day when a falling beer mug was careening

806
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:35,400
Speaker 2: straight towards the head of his dates and before it

807
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:39,480
Speaker 2: struck her, Vaughan reached out with his powerful arms and

808
00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:42,759
Speaker 2: pulls her to safety as the mug shattered in the

809
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:47,200
Speaker 2: exact spot where she was standing. Wow, I mean that

810
00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:50,400
Speaker 2: should automatically earn him five more dates.

811
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:50,839
Speaker 1: Five.

812
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:55,680
Speaker 2: That's a that's the superhero fee.

813
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:58,720
Speaker 1: That's why Superman always has dates.

814
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:03,400
Speaker 2: Yes, that's why he saves Lois Lane constantly joking me.

815
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:09,080
Speaker 1: He's expecting something to return this whole time. Yeah, typical,

816
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:10,680
Speaker 1: but he's exhausting.

817
00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:13,720
Speaker 2: It's true, but Vaughn hasn't even been able to score

818
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:16,480
Speaker 2: one more date with tests, which is why he's reached

819
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:18,759
Speaker 2: out to us for help. But Vaughn, how did it

820
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:21,400
Speaker 2: feel to know that you had your Superman moments?

821
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:21,759
Speaker 17: Yeah?

822
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:25,200
Speaker 8: Oh, I felt like the man of the restaurant.

823
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:28,640
Speaker 13: I was that guy.

824
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:30,440
Speaker 1: Did people applaud you?

825
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:33,040
Speaker 3: Were they asking for your autograph and shaking your hand

826
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:34,120
Speaker 3: as he walked out of the bar.

827
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:38,000
Speaker 13: No, you'd be surprised, but there weren't many people watching.

828
00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:40,680
Speaker 1: Focused on the drunk guys.

829
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:44,960
Speaker 2: The next you just have to work on your laser

830
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,880
Speaker 2: eye vision and you're gonna be set, dude. So let's

831
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:50,359
Speaker 2: call test for you right here and try and get

832
00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:53,480
Speaker 2: you your second date. Update you ready, Yeah, I'm down

833
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:54,120
Speaker 2: there right now.

834
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:04,640
Speaker 10: Hello.

835
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:06,279
Speaker 2: Hey, is this test?

836
00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:09,480
Speaker 10: Yeah?

837
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:12,480
Speaker 1: I'm sorry test to bother you?

838
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:15,560
Speaker 8: Who is this?

839
00:42:16,239 --> 00:42:18,800
Speaker 2: We're a radio show. We're called Brook and Jeffrey in

840
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:21,680
Speaker 2: the Morning, and we're really really excited to talk to

841
00:42:21,719 --> 00:42:23,879
Speaker 2: you about a date that you went on not too

842
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:27,560
Speaker 2: long ago. It's with a guy named Vaughan that you

843
00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:28,400
Speaker 2: met at run club.

844
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:35,799
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, okay.

845
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:34,839
Speaker 1: I can't tell that it was a good laugh.

846
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:37,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, pretty neutral. But here's the cool thing you got.

847
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:39,600
Speaker 2: We know that you got to spend someone on one

848
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:42,520
Speaker 2: time with him at a fun bar that had cool

849
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:47,040
Speaker 2: shelves in it. We've heard, uh yeah.

850
00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:49,240
Speaker 10: Yeah, it was a it was fine.

851
00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:56,880
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, well laughing still, is it a nervous Yeah?

852
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,960
Speaker 1: Have you heard this segment before where we call people

853
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:01,279
Speaker 1: or no?

854
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:05,640
Speaker 10: Actually, but uh yeah, we went to this bar and.

855
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:08,719
Speaker 2: Yeah we we know. We heard the story from Vaughan.

856
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:10,799
Speaker 2: We talked to him about it because he had a

857
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:13,600
Speaker 2: great time, and he's been wanting to see you again,

858
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:15,680
Speaker 2: and the reason he reached out to us is to

859
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:17,960
Speaker 2: try and figure out if there's a reason why you

860
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:18,840
Speaker 2: haven't met up again.

861
00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:23,759
Speaker 10: Oh great, Okay, well if you heard the story then

862
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:26,160
Speaker 10: you probably do. You know the part where like the

863
00:43:26,239 --> 00:43:27,960
Speaker 10: mug fell off the shelf.

864
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:31,680
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, that was Like that was a pretty

865
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:32,640
Speaker 2: cool moment for him.

866
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:34,400
Speaker 3: I mean, not for you because he almost got hit

867
00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:36,480
Speaker 3: by a mug, but pretty amazing that he saves you

868
00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:37,239
Speaker 3: from it, right.

869
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:43,280
Speaker 10: I thought it was so weird. It was just so extra.

870
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:44,719
Speaker 10: There was no need to do that.

871
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:46,439
Speaker 17: He like what.

872
00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:50,600
Speaker 10: It was, just like the whole place was covered in mugs,

873
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:55,120
Speaker 10: like on the shells. He swooped in like in this

874
00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:58,360
Speaker 10: weird split second to like save me from this mug,

875
00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:01,640
Speaker 10: and like I was like, like why.

876
00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:08,040
Speaker 2: Wait, he was stopping it from hitting you on the head.

877
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:10,120
Speaker 10: Yeah, but I feel like I would have seen it

878
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:12,120
Speaker 10: like before it did, Like he didn't need to go

879
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:14,719
Speaker 10: out of his way to be the savior you are.

880
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:17,000
Speaker 3: But I thought he said, you didn't see it till

881
00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:19,160
Speaker 3: after it crashed right where you had been sitting.

882
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:22,160
Speaker 10: I mean, it wasn't like that high up it wouldn't

883
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:24,120
Speaker 10: have like killed me or anything. It was just it

884
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:27,680
Speaker 10: was so extra and we had just gone out. I

885
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:30,520
Speaker 10: was we were there like max an hour at that point,

886
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:33,200
Speaker 10: Like we hadn't spent any time together alone before that.

887
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:35,440
Speaker 2: I don't know if the time limit had that.

888
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:38,239
Speaker 1: She needs to know her superheroes before they step in.

889
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:44,000
Speaker 1: You know, listen, Batman, I don't know you yet. You

890
00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:45,840
Speaker 1: tell me a little bit about me. I've had a

891
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:47,359
Speaker 1: friends stop talking to Ice who are like, I'm gonna

892
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:48,239
Speaker 1: stand on this side of the.

893
00:44:48,239 --> 00:44:50,120
Speaker 10: Road, like when we're on a walk because it's safer

894
00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:52,200
Speaker 10: for you there, like, and they turned off by that.

895
00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:56,080
Speaker 3: Your friends like why is awesome?

896
00:44:57,080 --> 00:45:00,200
Speaker 2: Okay, So you you were saying you would have preferred

897
00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:03,640
Speaker 2: that he stood back and just let you figure out

898
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:05,279
Speaker 2: if a mug was about to hit you or not

899
00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:06,560
Speaker 2: and deal with it on your own.

900
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:09,680
Speaker 10: Yeah, it just seemed like he was just like obsessed

901
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:11,560
Speaker 10: with me. So I just I have this like major

902
00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:14,439
Speaker 10: after that point, Well, I mean, he's.

903
00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:16,240
Speaker 2: On a date with you, so he is probably paying attention,

904
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:20,720
Speaker 2: But I'm not obsessive Major.

905
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:23,320
Speaker 13: I find it so funny.

906
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:25,880
Speaker 2: I don't want you to get the feeling that he's

907
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:28,920
Speaker 2: like obsessed with you, always watching and trying to protect

908
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:32,880
Speaker 2: you or anything. At a certain point, I have to

909
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:35,680
Speaker 2: let you know that he is actually listening in on

910
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:39,359
Speaker 2: the conversation. I'm not in like a weird way. He

911
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:41,040
Speaker 2: just wanted to hear the reasoning.

912
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:43,400
Speaker 1: Unless he was smart enough to hang up already.

913
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:45,640
Speaker 14: I don't know.

914
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:47,439
Speaker 5: You don't care, bro, hang up right now?

915
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:48,239
Speaker 2: Are you there, Vaughn?

916
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,799
Speaker 13: Yeah, I'm there.

917
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:56,359
Speaker 1: Okay, did you just say yeah? Because of how it's

918
00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:56,680
Speaker 1: going to.

919
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:00,799
Speaker 2: Let's let him talk and maybe they could work something out.

920
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:01,640
Speaker 2: Go ahead, you.

921
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:03,279
Speaker 8: Two, What am I gonna do?

922
00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:06,239
Speaker 13: Just let a heavy glass bogs fall on your head

923
00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:07,480
Speaker 13: and potentially.

924
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:07,760
Speaker 8: Give me a cussion.

925
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:11,040
Speaker 10: I need to be very clear about like me as

926
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:12,759
Speaker 10: a person, I don't need you to step in for

927
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:15,480
Speaker 10: me ever, and you doing that literally like an hour

928
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:18,640
Speaker 10: into our gate was very weird. I just like I

929
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:21,200
Speaker 10: can do things myself. I'm not an idiot.

930
00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:23,360
Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry.

931
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:26,120
Speaker 8: As a man, I naturally have to be in the

932
00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:27,560
Speaker 8: position to save people.

933
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:30,120
Speaker 13: And whether if you're a stranger or somebody I met

934
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:33,759
Speaker 13: for an hour, that.

935
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:39,239
Speaker 2: Okay. So if you two were like walking across the

936
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:42,360
Speaker 2: street together and there was a car coming at you, tess,

937
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:45,440
Speaker 2: you want him to step back and just let nature

938
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:46,240
Speaker 2: take its course.

939
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:49,920
Speaker 10: I think that I am not dumb enough to step

940
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:51,799
Speaker 10: out of the way of a moving car.

941
00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:54,120
Speaker 2: I'm just corner.

942
00:46:54,320 --> 00:46:56,000
Speaker 3: I think what she's saying is that she doesn't want

943
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:57,319
Speaker 3: to be treated like a damsel in.

944
00:46:57,280 --> 00:47:00,960
Speaker 1: Distress, Like she wants to be treated like she can

945
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:02,600
Speaker 1: handle her own emergencies.

946
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:05,840
Speaker 3: Okay, whether it's a car pummeling towards her or a

947
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:08,920
Speaker 3: mug falling from her shelf, let the girl do her.

948
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:11,880
Speaker 8: So if that scenario plays that a second time, you

949
00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:13,959
Speaker 8: don't want me to give your heads up, like.

950
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:17,759
Speaker 2: Hey, look out, is that too aggressive?

951
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:18,280
Speaker 13: Nothing?

952
00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:23,680
Speaker 10: That probably would have been less gross than you weeping

953
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:28,479
Speaker 10: in gross and like it would depends what your tone

954
00:47:28,719 --> 00:47:30,719
Speaker 10: was too, Like if you were telling me like I'm

955
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:34,080
Speaker 10: a child that can't fend for myself in the world, yeah,

956
00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:37,160
Speaker 10: it would probably be offended. But if you're telling me

957
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:40,480
Speaker 10: in a nice way, like, oh, heads up, like I'm

958
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:42,000
Speaker 10: a normal, kind.

959
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:45,040
Speaker 2: Human, liked man, I think.

960
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:49,080
Speaker 3: I actually, I actually see what she's saying too, Because

961
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:50,680
Speaker 3: you're in public at a bar, yelling it.

962
00:47:56,520 --> 00:47:58,359
Speaker 1: I was starting to get the ick from him too.

963
00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:00,520
Speaker 1: I don't say I don't.

964
00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:02,680
Speaker 3: Say, when I'm driving with my husband and he asks, like,

965
00:48:02,719 --> 00:48:04,319
Speaker 3: I don't see the other cars on the road, and

966
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:04,680
Speaker 3: he's like.

967
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:08,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yea, literally, I know their tourneys. I'm

968
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:09,080
Speaker 1: not an idiot.

969
00:48:09,239 --> 00:48:13,680
Speaker 2: Okay, it's a good example. Well, I think, if anything,

970
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:16,640
Speaker 2: Vaughan has definitely learned his lesson to not help you

971
00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:19,000
Speaker 2: or look after you in any way.

972
00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:19,560
Speaker 4: Watch out.

973
00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:21,920
Speaker 2: No, you can't say watch out. He has to be like,

974
00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:24,680
Speaker 2: excuse me, but perhaps take a look at her surrounding.

975
00:48:24,719 --> 00:48:26,560
Speaker 1: You can say watch out, just in a cool tone.

976
00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:28,040
Speaker 2: Von you're capable of doing that.

977
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:31,040
Speaker 8: Right, I'm just really confused right.

978
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:33,400
Speaker 2: Now, perfect, That's exactly where she wants you to do.

979
00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:36,040
Speaker 2: So with that said, we would like to offer to

980
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:39,560
Speaker 2: send you guys out on another date, and we would

981
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,160
Speaker 2: I don't want to like be too aggressive and offering

982
00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:45,120
Speaker 2: to pay for it or anything. So we just want

983
00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:48,640
Speaker 2: to facilitate a meetup of some sort test if you're

984
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:49,239
Speaker 2: open to that.

985
00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:52,360
Speaker 10: I mean, like I feel like I would. But the

986
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:55,000
Speaker 10: fact that you're still really confused is not like I'm

987
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:58,960
Speaker 10: not understanding why you're so confused, because I just explained

988
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:02,799
Speaker 10: to you why, brother, you.

989
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:05,240
Speaker 5: May want to try to right, that's your last option.

990
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:06,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you have anything else to say to her?

991
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:08,560
Speaker 8: Listen, Tess.

992
00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:10,920
Speaker 13: I'll put it in words that you can understand.

993
00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:11,359
Speaker 8: God.

994
00:49:13,719 --> 00:49:18,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think anything that he says is condescending, a

995
00:49:18,719 --> 00:49:22,320
Speaker 2: little condescending. What do you want to say?

996
00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:23,720
Speaker 8: I'm sorry? Regrets?

997
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:26,120
Speaker 2: That's something that you're going to say?

998
00:49:27,719 --> 00:49:29,080
Speaker 4: I did I told you?

999
00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:30,560
Speaker 1: What did you want to say?

1000
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:31,880
Speaker 8: New phone? Who is?

1001
00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:32,399
Speaker 10: Uh?

1002
00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:33,000
Speaker 13: No? Date?

1003
00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:34,880
Speaker 10: I'm good.

1004
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:38,520
Speaker 2: It's probably better she's going to say. Anyway, it sounds

1005
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:43,680
Speaker 2: like Bond just got hit in the head by next

1006
00:49:43,719 --> 00:49:48,359
Speaker 2: time Jeffrey in the morning. Okay, so Broke, I know

1007
00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:51,840
Speaker 2: you were kind of joking there, but are you seriously

1008
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:54,360
Speaker 2: saying a guy should not step in to help a

1009
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:56,560
Speaker 2: woman who's about to get seriously injured.

1010
00:49:58,000 --> 00:49:59,799
Speaker 3: They can step in. I'm just trying to explain why

1011
00:49:59,840 --> 00:50:02,799
Speaker 3: she doesn't want them to. Like sometimes it feels like

1012
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:06,040
Speaker 3: it wasn't that serious of a situation. It sounds like

1013
00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:07,520
Speaker 3: she get a little bonk on her head and he

1014
00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:09,719
Speaker 3: like shoved her out of the way, you know, like he.

1015
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:12,759
Speaker 1: Made it a big deal, a little much from him.

1016
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:15,000
Speaker 2: Okay, I just want to make sure that that's not

1017
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:17,600
Speaker 2: the side that you're on. Don't help people in danger.

1018
00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:21,960
Speaker 2: That's the stance that you want to t always help.

1019
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:24,479
Speaker 3: People, I mean not always, okay, not always help because

1020
00:50:24,719 --> 00:50:25,680
Speaker 3: you got to read the room.

1021
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:29,799
Speaker 2: Well, okay, read the room. Well this is good. Maybe

1022
00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:32,000
Speaker 2: you don't have to take those CPR classes at least

1023
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:34,440
Speaker 2: if you're a guy. Now, this guy just got shot.

1024
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:35,799
Speaker 4: Do you mind if I call?

1025
00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:41,400
Speaker 3: Actually, statistically women get CPR administered to them a lot

1026
00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:42,200
Speaker 3: less than men.

1027
00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:44,920
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, because we don't want to come off too clinging.

1028
00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:46,680
Speaker 2: We want to let the women give a chance to

1029
00:50:46,719 --> 00:50:48,000
Speaker 2: resuscitate themselves.

1030
00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:51,959
Speaker 3: It's literally because guys don't want to touch their chest like.

1031
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:52,800
Speaker 1: It's like crazy.

1032
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:55,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, but you know what we will do will

1033
00:50:55,120 --> 00:50:57,880
Speaker 2: help you resuscitate your love life if you give us

1034
00:50:57,960 --> 00:51:00,960
Speaker 2: permission to do it first. Well, that person who's not

1035
00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:03,799
Speaker 2: calling you back email the show for help anytime, and

1036
00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:06,080
Speaker 2: go check out our Seconday podcast wherever you get yours

1037
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:06,680
Speaker 2: at Brook and.

1038
00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:09,879
Speaker 6: Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1039
00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:14,960
Speaker 2: Summer is here, school is out, and I know Brooks

1040
00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:18,120
Speaker 2: already got some big plans for the season. I do

1041
00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:20,360
Speaker 2: like she's been saying she wants to take her kids

1042
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:23,520
Speaker 2: down to the beach to teach them about eco conservatism

1043
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:30,120
Speaker 2: by body shaming any overweight seagulls, spit out the French

1044
00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:31,600
Speaker 2: fries and salad.

1045
00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:35,000
Speaker 1: For once, I would rather eat the French fries.

1046
00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:39,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, for us, But before she went, she needed somebody

1047
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:41,520
Speaker 2: go scope it out for her. That's just one of

1048
00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:44,680
Speaker 2: the reasons we sent Jose and Alexis down to the waterfront,

1049
00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:47,400
Speaker 2: and the other was to ask the good people laying

1050
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:49,839
Speaker 2: out in the sand a simple question, what you doing

1051
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:53,080
Speaker 2: at the beach. We're gonna play the audio right after this.

1052
00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:59,160
Speaker 2: Did somebody say it's summer, it's Brook and Jeffrey in

1053
00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:03,719
Speaker 2: the morning. We're talking ice cream cones, teeny bikinis, and

1054
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:07,280
Speaker 2: people burying various body parts into the sand.

1055
00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:09,040
Speaker 6: Yeah, I know.

1056
00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:10,440
Speaker 2: Well, I mean they're still attached.

1057
00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:11,480
Speaker 8: You know.

1058
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:15,000
Speaker 2: We're talking about a day at the beach.

1059
00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:15,440
Speaker 8: Guys.

1060
00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:19,839
Speaker 2: It is synonymous with fun and kicking back, getting tan,

1061
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:23,640
Speaker 2: maybe even getting a little crazy too, And that's why

1062
00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:27,160
Speaker 2: we sent Jose out with our own Alexis Fuller, to

1063
00:52:27,280 --> 00:52:30,400
Speaker 2: ask the people there a simple question, what you're doing

1064
00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:34,320
Speaker 2: at the beach? Excuse me, what you're doing at the beach?

1065
00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:36,120
Speaker 13: Hi?

1066
00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:39,920
Speaker 5: Sorry, I know I just tapped you and I see

1067
00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:43,000
Speaker 5: you're in a hammock and you are. I didn't realize

1068
00:52:43,040 --> 00:52:46,120
Speaker 5: until I walked up here with somebody else. Hello you, Hi, sir,

1069
00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:47,239
Speaker 5: I just woke you up.

1070
00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:49,839
Speaker 4: What's going on? I'm so sorry.

1071
00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:52,120
Speaker 2: I feel so I'm embarrassed. My name is Jose.

1072
00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:53,719
Speaker 5: I work on a raidersho called Brick and Jeffrey in

1073
00:52:53,719 --> 00:52:55,759
Speaker 5: the morning, and I just want to ask people what

1074
00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:56,720
Speaker 5: you're doing at the beach.

1075
00:52:57,040 --> 00:52:58,240
Speaker 2: So, what you're doing at the beach.

1076
00:52:58,640 --> 00:53:01,000
Speaker 3: Spending time with my husband in a in between two

1077
00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:02,439
Speaker 3: trees with the sun shining down.

1078
00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:05,399
Speaker 5: You guys are like crammed in a tarp. You look

1079
00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:09,000
Speaker 5: like a big floating burrito. Well, it's like it looks

1080
00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:09,560
Speaker 5: like a tarp.

1081
00:53:09,960 --> 00:53:11,520
Speaker 2: Is this really your job to wake up people on

1082
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:11,879
Speaker 2: the beach?

1083
00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:15,600
Speaker 5: Well no, not every time, but I go to events

1084
00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:18,480
Speaker 5: and I ask people what they're doing. You don't get it.

1085
00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:20,200
Speaker 5: I'm so you know what you're still waking up. I'm

1086
00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:22,080
Speaker 5: gonna let I'm gonna let you go back to bed.

1087
00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:24,480
Speaker 5: Is there anything you'd like to ask me before I

1088
00:53:24,560 --> 00:53:24,920
Speaker 5: let you go?

1089
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:31,000
Speaker 4: Okay?

1090
00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:33,560
Speaker 3: I feel like we need to change a segment name

1091
00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:36,520
Speaker 3: to like Way's Jose almost got beat up on the beach.

1092
00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:39,080
Speaker 1: I was about to kick your butt.

1093
00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:40,440
Speaker 2: They did not seem happy.

1094
00:53:40,680 --> 00:53:43,360
Speaker 1: Well, I didn't even see him the authorities.

1095
00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:44,560
Speaker 5: I was like, where did you come from?

1096
00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:47,320
Speaker 3: You could hear the awkwardness in your voice as.

1097
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:49,640
Speaker 4: The sod.

1098
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:51,560
Speaker 2: The good thing is you can tell that Jose has

1099
00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:55,960
Speaker 2: gotten really good at sneaking up on sleeping women. Practice

1100
00:53:56,040 --> 00:53:57,920
Speaker 2: makes perfect. She had no idea.

1101
00:53:57,960 --> 00:53:59,080
Speaker 8: She was.

1102
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:07,560
Speaker 2: What you're doing at the beach? Here two play beach volleyball?

1103
00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:08,080
Speaker 6: You are? Is that?

1104
00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:10,239
Speaker 1: Obviously you are having You have a wagon full of

1105
00:54:10,239 --> 00:54:10,680
Speaker 1: stuff here?

1106
00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:14,280
Speaker 2: What's in the wagon? So I brought my nets, lines,

1107
00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:19,280
Speaker 2: antennas and also drinks. I gotta ask you about the drinks?

1108
00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:19,640
Speaker 8: All right?

1109
00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:20,880
Speaker 1: Alcoholic?

1110
00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:21,239
Speaker 8: Yeah?

1111
00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:25,400
Speaker 2: I know, not allow, but yes.

1112
00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:26,680
Speaker 1: You know I'm down for it, trust me.

1113
00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:27,960
Speaker 2: But let's role play.

1114
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:30,480
Speaker 15: Pretend I am a cop busting you for, you know,

1115
00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:31,480
Speaker 15: having open container.

1116
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:34,399
Speaker 2: What's your excuse out of it? It's close right now?

1117
00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:37,840
Speaker 3: So yeah, obviously now it isn't the cooler, Yes, but

1118
00:54:37,880 --> 00:54:40,680
Speaker 3: when you were sitting there drinking it, what would you

1119
00:54:40,719 --> 00:54:41,960
Speaker 3: say to an officer who came.

1120
00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:44,440
Speaker 2: Up to knowing glass lociento?

1121
00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:47,400
Speaker 1: You don't know English?

1122
00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:47,960
Speaker 8: Yeah?

1123
00:54:48,040 --> 00:54:48,920
Speaker 1: Does this work for you?

1124
00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:49,360
Speaker 4: And others?

1125
00:54:49,719 --> 00:54:50,040
Speaker 6: Do you?

1126
00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:53,160
Speaker 2: You pulled it before? It's never happened before?

1127
00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:55,480
Speaker 15: Or do you wish you did it when I came

1128
00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:56,520
Speaker 15: up to interview you right now?

1129
00:54:56,840 --> 00:55:02,520
Speaker 2: Yes, think that would work if you spoke Spanish to

1130
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:08,520
Speaker 2: a cop with an open container. Let's give it a try, ma'am,

1131
00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:09,480
Speaker 2: what are you doing here?

1132
00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:17,080
Speaker 1: I'll drink you.

1133
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:19,960
Speaker 2: I'm sorry to disturb you, ma'am. You're free to go.

1134
00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:23,640
Speaker 2: It's what you're doing at the beach. As we get

1135
00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:26,600
Speaker 2: into the warm summer months, we had to send Jose

1136
00:55:26,719 --> 00:55:29,040
Speaker 2: and Alexis out to find people chilling in the sand

1137
00:55:29,080 --> 00:55:30,799
Speaker 2: and ask them a simple question.

1138
00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:34,040
Speaker 5: What you doing at the Hold on, I'm actually gonna

1139
00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:35,560
Speaker 5: crawl onto the blanket with you.

1140
00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:37,479
Speaker 2: You don't mind, We're gonna get intimate what you're doing

1141
00:55:37,560 --> 00:55:41,000
Speaker 2: at the beach. We're on a picnic date. I'm on

1142
00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:44,080
Speaker 2: the day with you now. Yay, Yeah, you guys are.

1143
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:44,680
Speaker 4: On a picnic date.

1144
00:55:44,719 --> 00:55:46,600
Speaker 2: And hello to you other half of the day.

1145
00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:48,759
Speaker 4: This is super cute.

1146
00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:50,840
Speaker 5: I'm walking by the beach, people playing volleyball, it's a

1147
00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:52,879
Speaker 5: sunny day, and then there's this.

1148
00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:55,359
Speaker 1: Cute couple having what what are.

1149
00:55:55,280 --> 00:55:55,879
Speaker 2: We eating here?

1150
00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:56,240
Speaker 4: Guys?

1151
00:55:56,880 --> 00:56:01,200
Speaker 2: It's a little sharkyterie plate. Very shark cute, very shark cute.

1152
00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:03,280
Speaker 2: That was a joke. We have a dog here.

1153
00:56:03,160 --> 00:56:10,439
Speaker 5: Too, Hi, Annie, And it isn't like I'm helping here, Anne.

1154
00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:11,680
Speaker 2: You want to smell me?

1155
00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:14,120
Speaker 4: Annie? Are you the wig woman?

1156
00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:15,320
Speaker 1: Annie?

1157
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:19,640
Speaker 5: I'm really sorry, bark once if you forgive me, Sorry

1158
00:56:19,640 --> 00:56:20,239
Speaker 5: to ruin your day.

1159
00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:20,560
Speaker 2: Guys.

1160
00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:26,200
Speaker 4: Sorry, Annie, she barked twice.

1161
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:31,080
Speaker 1: Dog sense to a true person.

1162
00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:34,440
Speaker 2: Is you don't need to crawl onto the towel.

1163
00:56:35,719 --> 00:56:40,000
Speaker 9: Interview, Well, come on, I'm going to be This is

1164
00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:42,440
Speaker 9: like how many times could you insert yourself into two

1165
00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:46,560
Speaker 9: people's Yeah, into so desperate I.

1166
00:56:48,080 --> 00:56:48,680
Speaker 3: Just want to hear.

1167
00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:50,120
Speaker 1: I thought it was great.

1168
00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:54,520
Speaker 2: Jose disturbs sleeping and napping couples at the beach where

1169
00:56:54,520 --> 00:56:55,000
Speaker 2: we go and.

1170
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:59,120
Speaker 1: Ask a simple question, what you doing at the beach?

1171
00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:02,800
Speaker 18: At the beach? I just realized I was at the beach.

1172
00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:05,040
Speaker 18: I was just traveling the cosmos.

1173
00:57:05,719 --> 00:57:07,040
Speaker 1: Ah, where'd you think you were?

1174
00:57:08,040 --> 00:57:11,600
Speaker 2: I didn't think anything. But I'm playing a little guitar.

1175
00:57:11,680 --> 00:57:14,360
Speaker 18: I'm learning some new melodies and some things.

1176
00:57:14,400 --> 00:57:19,040
Speaker 9: If I saw that, I was gonna say like, oh,

1177
00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:19,600
Speaker 9: you're good.

1178
00:57:26,240 --> 00:57:27,640
Speaker 1: Okay, so you have no idea.

1179
00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:30,240
Speaker 11: Where you are, but you can play the guitar as well.

1180
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:30,920
Speaker 2: You're focused.

1181
00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:35,920
Speaker 10: Can you talk and play.

1182
00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:40,120
Speaker 18: Woo finally there in Saturn's rings somewhere, I don't know.

1183
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:42,920
Speaker 11: Ask before you start going into the planets, do you

1184
00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:45,919
Speaker 11: do anything, drink anything, You're just wake up.

1185
00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:52,600
Speaker 18: And definitely wake up morning routine, yoga, meditation, basic breakfast

1186
00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:55,400
Speaker 18: and eggs and lsd N all that.

1187
00:57:55,320 --> 00:57:55,920
Speaker 2: Kind of stuff.

1188
00:57:57,200 --> 00:58:02,560
Speaker 10: Okay, So I think I get.

1189
00:58:03,560 --> 00:58:05,360
Speaker 1: Throw that in there, like if it was toasted.

1190
00:58:06,520 --> 00:58:09,200
Speaker 2: You don't mix those in with your morning eggs, Brook, I.

1191
00:58:09,080 --> 00:58:09,840
Speaker 1: Haven't tried it.

1192
00:58:10,080 --> 00:58:13,600
Speaker 2: No, you could play the guitar really really well if

1193
00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:13,800
Speaker 2: you do.

1194
00:58:13,880 --> 00:58:16,000
Speaker 1: Apparently we can't think very well.

1195
00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:19,440
Speaker 2: We don't do that when we're sober on this show.

1196
00:58:19,560 --> 00:58:20,200
Speaker 2: Who else just.

1197
00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:23,240
Speaker 5: Thinks he was making eggs and misrend something like, oh, listen, MSG,

1198
00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:27,680
Speaker 5: it's always been.

1199
00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:31,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what you're doing.

1200
00:58:31,560 --> 00:58:34,120
Speaker 6: At the beach, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1201
00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:43,680
Speaker 2: We've got Heather on the phone right now. She is

1202
00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:46,720
Speaker 2: a brand new player to this game. She's middle child

1203
00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:50,560
Speaker 2: of five, works in healthcare. But more important than any

1204
00:58:50,600 --> 00:58:55,640
Speaker 2: of that, girl can sang. Apparently she tried out for

1205
00:58:55,720 --> 00:58:59,800
Speaker 2: the voice and can do anything by Adele, So with

1206
00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:02,840
Speaker 2: further ado, Heather take it.

1207
00:59:02,720 --> 00:59:03,640
Speaker 4: Away, all right?

1208
00:59:03,760 --> 00:59:07,960
Speaker 13: Heather, Hey, everybody, no sing it.

1209
00:59:08,560 --> 00:59:10,120
Speaker 2: We're playing music for you to sing too.

1210
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:27,480
Speaker 7: Okay, go ahead, good enough enough, I've heard enough.

1211
00:59:27,480 --> 00:59:32,760
Speaker 2: Bring the music down, Heather. That was atrocious.

1212
00:59:33,160 --> 00:59:37,600
Speaker 1: I turned my chair around. How far did you make

1213
00:59:37,640 --> 00:59:40,240
Speaker 1: it in your voice auditions? Because I think you sound beautiful.

1214
00:59:40,600 --> 00:59:41,640
Speaker 14: I didn't make it quite far.

1215
00:59:41,720 --> 00:59:43,160
Speaker 17: I didn't get past the first round yet.

1216
00:59:43,160 --> 00:59:45,520
Speaker 1: But maybe one day, Oh do it again, do it again.

1217
00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:47,320
Speaker 1: And you always just got to come up with a

1218
00:59:47,320 --> 00:59:47,840
Speaker 1: SOB story.

1219
00:59:47,880 --> 00:59:49,560
Speaker 3: Maybe this will be your SOB story about how you

1220
00:59:49,680 --> 00:59:53,360
Speaker 3: lost and embarrassed your whole family on radio by losing

1221
00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:53,800
Speaker 3: this game.

1222
00:59:54,080 --> 00:59:54,960
Speaker 7: Tell me about that.

1223
00:59:55,200 --> 00:59:58,680
Speaker 5: Actually, I've seen those stories where they're like, these ladies

1224
00:59:58,760 --> 01:00:01,360
Speaker 5: tried to be on ten times and we're finally letting her.

1225
01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:03,200
Speaker 2: And if not that, this could be your game show

1226
01:00:03,240 --> 01:00:05,920
Speaker 2: redemption right here on this segment. So let's go to

1227
01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:08,200
Speaker 2: the questions here. You got thirty seconds to answer as

1228
01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:09,640
Speaker 2: many as possible. If you don't know when you could

1229
01:00:09,680 --> 01:00:11,680
Speaker 2: say pass. You have to beat Brook outright if you

1230
01:00:11,720 --> 01:00:12,840
Speaker 2: want to win? Are you ready?

1231
01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:13,480
Speaker 8: I am?

1232
01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:14,400
Speaker 17: Let's do it all right.

1233
01:00:14,400 --> 01:00:16,360
Speaker 2: Feel free to sing the answers if you want to.

1234
01:00:16,520 --> 01:00:18,280
Speaker 2: You don't have to, but here it goes. Your time

1235
01:00:18,320 --> 01:00:21,919
Speaker 2: starts now. Soccer legend Lionel Messi celebrates a birthday today.

1236
01:00:21,960 --> 01:00:24,880
Speaker 2: He won a World Cup for what South American country?

1237
01:00:26,360 --> 01:00:26,760
Speaker 13: Brazil?

1238
01:00:27,080 --> 01:00:30,680
Speaker 2: A Waldorf salad consists of iceberg, lettuce, apples, grapes, and

1239
01:00:30,680 --> 01:00:31,919
Speaker 2: features what type of nut?

1240
01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:34,240
Speaker 16: Uh?

1241
01:00:35,240 --> 01:00:37,320
Speaker 2: How many stars does the flag of China have?

1242
01:00:37,520 --> 01:00:38,000
Speaker 8: One? Three?

1243
01:00:38,160 --> 01:00:38,560
Speaker 2: Or five?

1244
01:00:39,320 --> 01:00:39,560
Speaker 14: One?

1245
01:00:39,920 --> 01:00:45,200
Speaker 2: Which president wrote the famous Gettysburg address?

1246
01:00:43,880 --> 01:00:44,000
Speaker 7: Uh?

1247
01:00:45,520 --> 01:00:46,280
Speaker 13: Winston Churchill.

1248
01:00:46,640 --> 01:00:49,520
Speaker 2: The process of a caterpillar transforming into a butterfly is

1249
01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:50,160
Speaker 2: known as what.

1250
01:00:52,640 --> 01:00:53,960
Speaker 13: I don't know. I forget.

1251
01:00:55,200 --> 01:00:57,480
Speaker 2: Row a pass on that last one. That's cool. Brook's

1252
01:00:57,480 --> 01:00:59,520
Speaker 2: gonna come back into the studio here. So that was

1253
01:00:59,560 --> 01:01:00,840
Speaker 2: your first How do you think you did?

1254
01:01:01,240 --> 01:01:01,439
Speaker 13: Oh?

1255
01:01:01,520 --> 01:01:02,400
Speaker 15: Gosh, I don't know.

1256
01:01:02,440 --> 01:01:04,080
Speaker 10: I just said the first thing that came to my mind.

1257
01:01:05,240 --> 01:01:06,400
Speaker 4: It goes by really fast.

1258
01:01:06,760 --> 01:01:09,000
Speaker 2: So what made you want to call in today to

1259
01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:09,800
Speaker 2: take on Brook?

1260
01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:10,400
Speaker 13: Oh?

1261
01:01:10,560 --> 01:01:11,400
Speaker 14: Just something fun.

1262
01:01:11,480 --> 01:01:13,600
Speaker 3: I listened to you guys every morning, and it just

1263
01:01:13,600 --> 01:01:17,240
Speaker 3: seems like you guys are always having a good time. Sorry, okay,

1264
01:01:17,640 --> 01:01:19,760
Speaker 3: we are actually having a good Oh I am anyway.

1265
01:01:19,760 --> 01:01:23,520
Speaker 1: I won't speak for that, but I feel really lucky

1266
01:01:23,520 --> 01:01:24,200
Speaker 1: to have this job.

1267
01:01:24,840 --> 01:01:25,360
Speaker 13: Good for you?

1268
01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:30,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, Broke, Now it's your turn. Are you ready?

1269
01:01:30,920 --> 01:01:31,080
Speaker 18: Yeah?

1270
01:01:31,120 --> 01:01:31,440
Speaker 1: I'm ready?

1271
01:01:31,520 --> 01:01:34,800
Speaker 2: Your time starts now. Soccer legend Lionel Messi celebrates a

1272
01:01:34,840 --> 01:01:37,200
Speaker 2: birthday today. He won a World Cup for what?

1273
01:01:37,520 --> 01:01:37,760
Speaker 8: For what?

1274
01:01:37,920 --> 01:01:43,320
Speaker 2: South American country Brazil? A Waldorf salad consists of iceberg, lettuce, apples,

1275
01:01:43,360 --> 01:01:45,160
Speaker 2: grapes and features what type of nut?

1276
01:01:45,240 --> 01:01:45,400
Speaker 4: Well?

1277
01:01:45,480 --> 01:01:45,840
Speaker 1: Nuts?

1278
01:01:45,880 --> 01:01:47,800
Speaker 2: How many stars does the flag of China have?

1279
01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:48,120
Speaker 8: One?

1280
01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:49,240
Speaker 2: Three? Or five? O?

1281
01:01:49,720 --> 01:01:50,040
Speaker 1: God?

1282
01:01:50,280 --> 01:01:50,520
Speaker 13: One?

1283
01:01:51,200 --> 01:01:54,760
Speaker 2: Which president wrote the famous Gettysburg address Lincoln. The process

1284
01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:57,760
Speaker 2: of a caterpillar transforming into a butterfly is known as

1285
01:01:57,760 --> 01:02:02,520
Speaker 2: whats what? Sporting company uses the slogan impossible is nothing?

1286
01:02:05,560 --> 01:02:06,960
Speaker 2: Oh you have to say it so mean?

1287
01:02:07,320 --> 01:02:07,720
Speaker 6: I don't know.

1288
01:02:08,680 --> 01:02:10,480
Speaker 2: It is a guess, all right, guess him.

1289
01:02:10,320 --> 01:02:10,800
Speaker 8: On that one.

1290
01:02:10,920 --> 01:02:12,720
Speaker 2: Let's go to the scoreboard to see how y'all did

1291
01:02:12,720 --> 01:02:15,200
Speaker 2: with Jose. There's a person on.

1292
01:02:15,120 --> 01:02:15,960
Speaker 7: My back.

1293
01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:23,400
Speaker 2: And oh, have a singer?

1294
01:02:24,440 --> 01:02:25,120
Speaker 15: You got zero?

1295
01:02:28,040 --> 01:02:32,400
Speaker 1: Sorry, you're talented? Other thanks, yakay.

1296
01:02:32,360 --> 01:02:33,200
Speaker 4: You're amazing.

1297
01:02:33,800 --> 01:02:36,200
Speaker 2: Bro who can't sing very well? What?

1298
01:02:36,320 --> 01:02:37,280
Speaker 1: I love singing?

1299
01:02:37,360 --> 01:02:39,880
Speaker 3: But I know if only I would have been gifted

1300
01:02:39,920 --> 01:02:40,800
Speaker 3: to be given a voice.

1301
01:02:40,880 --> 01:02:42,320
Speaker 2: Well, she wins, she got four.

1302
01:02:44,560 --> 01:02:44,800
Speaker 8: Rough.

1303
01:02:44,880 --> 01:02:46,800
Speaker 2: Go on your first try, there, Heather. But let's go

1304
01:02:46,840 --> 01:02:50,280
Speaker 2: over the answers for everybody. Soccer legend Lionel MESSI celebrates

1305
01:02:50,280 --> 01:02:52,600
Speaker 2: a birthday. He won a World Cup for Argentina.

1306
01:02:52,640 --> 01:02:53,959
Speaker 1: Oh god, God.

1307
01:02:54,840 --> 01:02:59,960
Speaker 2: Waldorf salad consists of iceberg, lettuce, apples, grapes, and walnuts. Traditionally,

1308
01:03:00,400 --> 01:03:02,600
Speaker 2: how many stars does the flag of China have? They've

1309
01:03:02,600 --> 01:03:06,080
Speaker 2: got five stars on there. Large star represents the government

1310
01:03:06,160 --> 01:03:08,600
Speaker 2: and the four smaller stars represent the people.

1311
01:03:08,760 --> 01:03:10,400
Speaker 1: Oh stay small.

1312
01:03:12,720 --> 01:03:15,440
Speaker 2: President who wrote the famous Gettysburg address That was Abraham

1313
01:03:15,480 --> 01:03:18,120
Speaker 2: Lincoln only two hundred and seventy two words. It took

1314
01:03:18,160 --> 01:03:19,240
Speaker 2: him two minutes to write.

1315
01:03:19,240 --> 01:03:20,240
Speaker 6: It didn't get that way.

1316
01:03:20,560 --> 01:03:23,320
Speaker 4: I'd like to actually congratulate her. Her saying Winston Churchill might

1317
01:03:23,320 --> 01:03:24,880
Speaker 4: have been the worst guess I've ever heard.

1318
01:03:26,240 --> 01:03:31,240
Speaker 1: Oh I know, I was like, what did you bring?

1319
01:03:31,360 --> 01:03:34,520
Speaker 2: The pressure got to her. The process of a caterpillar

1320
01:03:34,520 --> 01:03:37,920
Speaker 2: turning into a butterfly, that's metamorphosis, and the slogan impossible

1321
01:03:38,080 --> 01:03:42,600
Speaker 2: is nothing is used by the sporting company Adidas. Yes, now, Heather,

1322
01:03:42,760 --> 01:03:45,040
Speaker 2: it was not enough to beat Brooke, not even close.

1323
01:03:45,120 --> 01:03:47,680
Speaker 2: But the the good news is just we're playing. You

1324
01:03:47,680 --> 01:03:50,120
Speaker 2: do win two tickets to see Adam Carolla perform at

1325
01:03:50,120 --> 01:03:52,640
Speaker 2: a snow Call Me casino Saturday, July thirteen.

1326
01:03:53,360 --> 01:03:54,720
Speaker 15: Oh thank you?

1327
01:03:55,240 --> 01:03:58,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well where are you going to take your singing talents?

1328
01:03:58,800 --> 01:04:00,640
Speaker 10: Oh, just to my shower for now.

1329
01:04:00,720 --> 01:04:02,760
Speaker 1: Okay, or do you have an audience in there?

1330
01:04:03,720 --> 01:04:05,040
Speaker 7: My cat, your cat.

1331
01:04:07,680 --> 01:04:14,000
Speaker 2: There, harmonize with you. Yeah, thank you so much for playing.

1332
01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:15,520
Speaker 2: We're going to be back to do wind Brooks Buck

1333
01:04:15,600 --> 01:04:16,480
Speaker 2: same time tomorrow.

1334
01:04:17,040 --> 01:04:18,520
Speaker 6: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning,