WEBVTT - Watch This One! (Maybe) 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:02.600 Is it recording? I think so, I see the light. 0:00:02.960 --> 0:00:03.920 I think it's recording. 0:00:04.000 --> 0:00:07.360 So we're trying to figure this out. Welcome to Serial Killers. Yeah, 0:00:07.520 --> 0:00:11.039 it's episode one forty five. Today's Friday, and there's good 0:00:11.039 --> 0:00:13.760 news and bad news. Okay about episode one forty five? 0:00:13.920 --> 0:00:17.040 Uh huh, this is our last Friday episode. I was 0:00:17.120 --> 0:00:19.800 decided by you, so I can't. I'm good. 0:00:19.880 --> 0:00:21.160 Well, this was a fun podcast. 0:00:21.440 --> 0:00:23.400 Come back then, go can hear you come back? 0:00:23.640 --> 0:00:25.240 What the hell are you talking about? 0:00:25.760 --> 0:00:28.080 No? Well, you know, you decided that it's too much work. 0:00:28.240 --> 0:00:28.840 I didn't know. 0:00:28.920 --> 0:00:32.040 Okay, so decided that there's not really enough cereal out there, 0:00:32.640 --> 0:00:34.760 and you just said, you know what, I don't want 0:00:34.800 --> 0:00:36.320 to do two a week anymore. We put the poll 0:00:36.320 --> 0:00:39.960 out there on Twitter and it was sixty forty. Okay, wait, 0:00:39.960 --> 0:00:41.959 can we start the show? Hold on. 0:00:43.760 --> 0:00:49.920 Big Killing, cass Tes True, what's gonna be? Will tell you? 0:00:50.080 --> 0:00:55.760 What's siadel been? Light, Sam, Big, Your Killing, Fair Life, 0:00:56.160 --> 0:01:03.480 Rick de Win, everything from checks Vanilla to Chrispy. 0:01:07.959 --> 0:01:08.520 Are you back? 0:01:08.680 --> 0:01:09.200 I'm back? 0:01:09.280 --> 0:01:12.679 Okay. So anyway, this is our final Friday episode. We've 0:01:12.920 --> 0:01:14.360 decided that we're going to concentrate on. 0:01:14.400 --> 0:01:17.000 Okay, tonight we're saying we yeah, because not even two 0:01:17.040 --> 0:01:20.479 minutes ago, you started this whole show off saying yeah, 0:01:20.600 --> 0:01:22.960 this is the final one as decided by Andy. What 0:01:23.000 --> 0:01:23.600 happened to that? 0:01:23.680 --> 0:01:25.200 Well, you're the one that made the suggestion. 0:01:25.640 --> 0:01:29.200 I made the suggestion because I see the ratings. You 0:01:29.600 --> 0:01:32.920 do not see the ratings. Instead, you complain about how 0:01:32.959 --> 0:01:35.399 we get nothing. We don't even know what we have. 0:01:35.560 --> 0:01:37.800 If we were actually doing this for ratings and ad 0:01:37.840 --> 0:01:40.840 dollars and stuff like that, that's another story. But we 0:01:40.959 --> 0:01:43.959 don't make any money. So what's the difference. 0:01:43.760 --> 0:01:47.360 We do make money? I cannot tell you enough. I can't. 0:01:47.400 --> 0:01:52.600 I can't. I can't so hard that I've won't it. 0:01:53.120 --> 0:01:56.160 I can't. Well, the good news I chanted, I can't 0:01:56.320 --> 0:01:57.960 you chanted? 0:01:58.160 --> 0:02:02.040 Oh? The good news is this is hopefully the very 0:02:02.160 --> 0:02:04.920 first YouTube episode that we'll be posting. 0:02:05.120 --> 0:02:07.360 Yes, I think it is high camera. 0:02:07.320 --> 0:02:09.840 And of course it's gonna suck because you know, we've 0:02:09.880 --> 0:02:13.000 done every cereal on the planet, so there's not a 0:02:13.080 --> 0:02:15.360 whole lot left. So stuff that we're gonna be doing 0:02:15.440 --> 0:02:18.440 is kind of like obscure things that you're not gonna 0:02:18.480 --> 0:02:20.119 eat anyway, Right. 0:02:20.480 --> 0:02:24.079 So this is exactly what I was saying you are 0:02:25.200 --> 0:02:30.200 such a curmudgeon that it's like, oh, hey, guys, guess 0:02:30.200 --> 0:02:33.120 what new YouTube show this is? Andy's probably he never 0:02:33.160 --> 0:02:36.359 wants to record, but here I am saying, we've done 0:02:36.400 --> 0:02:39.359 all these cereals. Who's gonna watch this anyway? Thanks guys. Bye? 0:02:39.400 --> 0:02:41.840 All right, well this is Cereal Killers. It's the Cereal 0:02:41.880 --> 0:02:44.720 podcast where we think inside the box. And let me 0:02:44.840 --> 0:02:48.919 tell you something. Okay, I'm very upset with Goya, and 0:02:48.960 --> 0:02:51.400 not for the reason why you might think. I was 0:02:51.440 --> 0:02:53.400 in the supermarket the other day buying one of these 0:02:53.400 --> 0:02:55.840 cereals for today, okay, and an ad came on the 0:02:55.880 --> 0:02:59.120 loudspeaker and it says, you know, people usually think outside 0:02:59.160 --> 0:03:01.520 the box, but here, Goya, we want you to think 0:03:01.720 --> 0:03:05.880 inside the box, our rice box. And I was you 0:03:05.880 --> 0:03:07.880 could see the smoke coming out of my ears in 0:03:07.919 --> 0:03:11.600 Aisle five. I was so angry. I stopped on my 0:03:11.680 --> 0:03:13.680 tracks and I was like, why did they just say 0:03:14.240 --> 0:03:16.480 see so they took it and ran with it when 0:03:16.520 --> 0:03:18.240 you said it was a failure. 0:03:18.120 --> 0:03:22.680 Okay, Goya is also like an international, world wide renowned brand. 0:03:22.720 --> 0:03:24.840 Yeah, but I'm pretty sure that mister Goya heard that 0:03:25.040 --> 0:03:27.720 right here, mister Goya, and he took it, mister Goya. 0:03:27.720 --> 0:03:29.360 That's right. We should have trademarked it when we had 0:03:29.360 --> 0:03:29.840 the chance. 0:03:30.240 --> 0:03:31.960 Again, you could have trademarked it. 0:03:32.200 --> 0:03:33.320 I don't know how to do these things. 0:03:33.760 --> 0:03:36.840 You know how to do a lot, apparently behind Twitter, 0:03:37.040 --> 0:03:39.120 but then when it comes to the actual show. 0:03:39.040 --> 0:03:41.760 I hide behind Twitter like everybody else. Uh huh, I don't. 0:03:41.880 --> 0:03:44.880 Let's say, let's go come on, you ready to eat? 0:03:45.040 --> 0:03:45.320 Yes? 0:03:45.360 --> 0:03:48.000 All right, So this is the Cereal Podcast where we 0:03:48.080 --> 0:03:50.080 eat cereal and we try and let you know how 0:03:50.160 --> 0:03:51.520 it is so you don't have to try it if 0:03:51.520 --> 0:03:52.840 it's crap. So would you like to do a new 0:03:52.880 --> 0:03:54.440 one or a classic one? To start? 0:03:54.520 --> 0:03:56.360 I'm gonna say classic to sorry. 0:03:56.360 --> 0:03:58.080 I don't know if it's classic. It just doesn't say 0:03:58.120 --> 0:03:59.840 new on it. So okay, I'm just gonna go down 0:03:59.840 --> 0:04:00.160 to the. 0:04:00.080 --> 0:04:04.200 Cereal sack and cereal crack. Actually is well. 0:04:04.720 --> 0:04:06.760 The reason that I bought this serially because it's welcome 0:04:06.760 --> 0:04:07.840 to fall. It's fall now. 0:04:07.880 --> 0:04:10.720 I'm very excited. My apartment doesn't feel like it's like 0:04:10.840 --> 0:04:13.680 scorching hells of Earth anymore, so it's nice. 0:04:13.720 --> 0:04:16.040 Okay, your air conditioning doesn't work, but does your heat work? 0:04:16.200 --> 0:04:17.320 I never turn on my heat. 0:04:17.400 --> 0:04:18.040 I'm very good. 0:04:18.279 --> 0:04:21.719 I hate heat. I like sleeping in arctic weather. 0:04:21.839 --> 0:04:24.000 Okay, so here's where I was mistaken with this cereal. 0:04:24.440 --> 0:04:28.239 In the last episode, we did pumpkin puffins. Yep, and 0:04:28.360 --> 0:04:31.240 the fall cereals are out there, and the Halloween cereals 0:04:31.279 --> 0:04:33.920 you'll see the monster cereals are back in most stores. 0:04:34.160 --> 0:04:36.160 You got your Count Chocula, your frank and Berry, and 0:04:36.160 --> 0:04:39.840 your Booberry. I never ate those. Yes, you had them 0:04:39.880 --> 0:04:45.080 last year. They're the same. They're the same corn based things. 0:04:45.080 --> 0:04:46.679 They're not. They didn't go back to the old. 0:04:46.520 --> 0:04:47.960 Oat cornbe things. 0:04:48.040 --> 0:04:50.600 Okay, yeah, so they're they're they're great. I still love 0:04:50.640 --> 0:04:53.520 my Count Chocula. It's my favorite cereal of almost all time. 0:04:53.880 --> 0:04:55.599 But we're not gonna try them again because we already did. 0:04:55.640 --> 0:04:57.280 And then you got your Pumpkin Spice special K and 0:04:57.320 --> 0:04:59.200 you got your Pumpkin Spice. Everything it's all the same. 0:04:59.320 --> 0:05:01.760 So I saw this one, well, they just re released them. 0:05:01.800 --> 0:05:04.400 They're not different cereals, the cheerios and whatnot. So this 0:05:04.440 --> 0:05:06.279 one said pumpkin on it, and I was like, yeah, 0:05:06.279 --> 0:05:08.800 it's another Fall pumpkin cereal, even though I hate the 0:05:08.800 --> 0:05:11.480 pumpkin flavor. Because it's not really a flavor. But then 0:05:11.520 --> 0:05:14.800 when I did some more reading, I discovered here's from 0:05:14.920 --> 0:05:19.320 Nature's Path flax plus pumpkin raisin crunch. And the thing is, 0:05:19.360 --> 0:05:23.840 though it's not pumpkin flavor, there's just pumpkin seeds in it. Okay, 0:05:23.920 --> 0:05:26.040 so I was excited for the pumpkin on the box, 0:05:26.080 --> 0:05:28.040 but there's no pumpkin. 0:05:28.680 --> 0:05:30.839 Wait what No, it's just pumpkin seeds. 0:05:31.240 --> 0:05:33.760 Oh, there's no pumpkin flavor. Okay, so it's not a 0:05:33.800 --> 0:05:34.840 fall cereal. 0:05:34.920 --> 0:05:37.800 I say it is. Still it has spooky purple on it. 0:05:38.120 --> 0:05:40.200 Oh okay, that's spooky purple color. 0:05:40.320 --> 0:05:42.839 New look, same great taste, which leads me to believe 0:05:42.839 --> 0:05:45.440 that it has been around for a little bit. Otherwise 0:05:45.440 --> 0:05:47.880 it would just say new. So yeah, right now, what 0:05:47.960 --> 0:05:48.840 we need to do here? 0:05:49.080 --> 0:05:51.640 Oh god, what are we Scottie shaking? 0:05:51.880 --> 0:05:53.880 Well? Yeah, because there's lots of stuff in this box. 0:05:54.279 --> 0:05:57.920 Oh oh hi, no, it's going to be great when 0:05:57.920 --> 0:06:00.680 the video shows us waving, but it's not taken out 0:06:00.680 --> 0:06:01.760 on the podcast recording. 0:06:02.080 --> 0:06:04.479 Yeah no, no, no, I'm not. We can't take anything out anymore. 0:06:04.520 --> 0:06:06.480 Oh wow. Okay, all right, so I'm gonna go with 0:06:06.560 --> 0:06:12.560 this one because it's one of my favorites. Keep stupid 0:06:12.600 --> 0:06:20.600 sh Now, for those of you who are just joining 0:06:20.680 --> 0:06:22.200 us on YouTube at the first time and have never 0:06:22.240 --> 0:06:25.400 heard the podcast, you have to shake your cereal before 0:06:25.440 --> 0:06:28.440 you open it because the contents settle and shipping, and 0:06:28.480 --> 0:06:30.159 we don't want all the pumpkin seeds and the raisins 0:06:30.160 --> 0:06:31.400 to be on the bottom of the box because then 0:06:31.400 --> 0:06:33.640 they would not be evenly distributed and you won't get 0:06:33.640 --> 0:06:35.240 them in your bowl. Yeah. Who are you looking at 0:06:35.320 --> 0:06:35.880 on your phone there? 0:06:35.920 --> 0:06:37.800 I'm just looking at the text messages I just got. 0:06:37.960 --> 0:06:39.640 Oh, they didn't like to shake your box jangle. 0:06:40.120 --> 0:06:43.120 Yeah, they said it's okay. 0:06:43.360 --> 0:06:46.719 Anyway, So let's go into it. Nature's Path organic flax 0:06:46.760 --> 0:06:52.640 plus pumpkin raisin crunch. Hmmm. Do you like that open 0:06:52.720 --> 0:06:53.000 right there? 0:06:53.080 --> 0:06:56.880 Yeah? It was very impressive. Your opening skills are a plus. 0:06:57.120 --> 0:06:57.520 Right here. 0:06:58.000 --> 0:07:00.120 I feel like if we had a table that we 0:07:00.120 --> 0:07:02.159 could put our mics on, that would make this better. 0:07:03.160 --> 0:07:05.160 It's just too can you do that? Oh? 0:07:05.240 --> 0:07:07.479 Hold on, no, we don't. 0:07:08.480 --> 0:07:11.000 Okay, it sounds much better. 0:07:11.640 --> 0:07:14.240 You haven't done that in quite a few episodes, and 0:07:14.320 --> 0:07:18.680 it was a welcome like deletion from the podcast. It's 0:07:18.680 --> 0:07:23.720 deletion a word is today, if we had like a 0:07:23.840 --> 0:07:26.880 table that we sat down at and had our mics there, 0:07:26.880 --> 0:07:27.680 it would look legit. 0:07:28.040 --> 0:07:28.960 All right, so build it. 0:07:29.000 --> 0:07:31.040 I mean, I'm gonna build a wooden table. 0:07:31.120 --> 0:07:32.600 Yeah. We go down and get the milk from the 0:07:32.640 --> 0:07:33.480 cereal fridge. 0:07:33.840 --> 0:07:35.440 It's just a fridge. 0:07:35.120 --> 0:07:37.880 Today it's one percent bowl and basket, low fat milk. Okay, 0:07:38.560 --> 0:07:41.440 still no milk sponsor. Perhaps now that you could see 0:07:41.440 --> 0:07:45.040 our faces milk companies. Wow, this is gonna like take 0:07:45.080 --> 0:07:46.840 off all of a sudden. All these brands are gonna 0:07:46.840 --> 0:07:50.560 be like the hot Fire Sonatas on YouTube. Wait, I 0:07:50.680 --> 0:07:52.120 made do you hear that? Fair Life? 0:07:52.360 --> 0:07:55.840 I made Josh who works on our show. I did 0:07:55.840 --> 0:08:00.840 my John Quinion's impression. He's like, what like you, John Kesen, 0:08:01.080 --> 0:08:05.520 what would you do? I'm sitting at the plain View Diner. 0:08:05.880 --> 0:08:08.800 Eating shrimp farmers on it would do such a thing. 0:08:08.960 --> 0:08:10.120 All right, get ready, here we go. 0:08:10.280 --> 0:08:12.000 That's where I would actually say something. 0:08:13.520 --> 0:08:15.440 That's another customer. You would get up and say, dude, 0:08:15.520 --> 0:08:16.239 what are you doing? 0:08:16.400 --> 0:08:18.240 Yeah, you have to do like the really emotional And 0:08:18.240 --> 0:08:19.720 then John Kiona is behind the scenes. 0:08:19.800 --> 0:08:22.560 All right, let's break break it. Come out here. We go. 0:08:25.360 --> 0:08:28.160 Hmm, that is delicious. 0:08:28.400 --> 0:08:29.680 That's a souped up raisin bran. 0:08:30.040 --> 0:08:30.600 I'm a fan. 0:08:31.000 --> 0:08:32.640 The raisins are really really chewy. 0:08:32.800 --> 0:08:33.840 I didn't get a rave them. 0:08:34.120 --> 0:08:36.320 Nope, trying. They're very chewy. Mine came in a cluster 0:08:36.679 --> 0:08:39.280 of raisins. Hmm, it's all right. I would like it 0:08:39.320 --> 0:08:40.200 to be a touch sweeter. 0:08:40.240 --> 0:08:40.839 Oh, there it is. 0:08:40.960 --> 0:08:42.800 But healthy cereals are not sweet. 0:08:43.080 --> 0:08:46.360 I actually like the consistency of this ragium mm because 0:08:46.640 --> 0:08:48.760 oh maybe I don't could have struckle my tooth now 0:08:49.080 --> 0:08:52.360 in fuck. I like it because it mixes in with 0:08:52.440 --> 0:08:55.800 the crunch. It's not just a poof and it's gone. 0:08:55.960 --> 0:09:00.640 Okay, this is a pretty decent cereal for a healthy cereal. 0:09:01.040 --> 0:09:04.000 I give this four balls. I enjoy it. I think 0:09:04.000 --> 0:09:07.080 it's great. I think if you want to raisin brand alternative, 0:09:08.040 --> 0:09:10.080 the Nature's. 0:09:09.920 --> 0:09:12.720 Pass Path flax plus pumpkin raisin. 0:09:12.559 --> 0:09:14.760 Crust, he said, buy it because it's good. 0:09:15.040 --> 0:09:17.040 Three balls and a spoon for me. And you know, 0:09:17.679 --> 0:09:20.439 it's been a while since we reiterated our rating scale. 0:09:20.760 --> 0:09:23.760 You can rate up to five balls. Yeah, and so 0:09:23.880 --> 0:09:25.960 that was three bowls and a spoon. A spoon would 0:09:26.000 --> 0:09:28.040 be a half a bawl. Get it good? All right? 0:09:28.320 --> 0:09:30.400 Back to the cereal sack. Would you like the new 0:09:30.440 --> 0:09:32.360 one or would you like the other one? Because we 0:09:32.400 --> 0:09:34.760 do three every episode for the most part. Other you 0:09:34.760 --> 0:09:37.120 want the other one? Yeah, okay, you're to end this 0:09:37.160 --> 0:09:39.040 on a new You're gonna like the other one? You 0:09:39.120 --> 0:09:39.520 really are. 0:09:39.800 --> 0:09:41.640 I'm wondering if I should be looking at you on 0:09:41.760 --> 0:09:44.160 this or you here, because otherwise what are people going 0:09:44.200 --> 0:09:46.080 to like? Are my eyes just like this the whole time? 0:09:46.120 --> 0:09:46.480 I don't care? 0:09:46.559 --> 0:09:48.280 You should because then they can see my alopecia. 0:09:48.480 --> 0:09:49.600 You haven't got that fixed yet. 0:09:49.679 --> 0:09:51.199 I can't get it fixed. What am I gonna do? 0:09:51.280 --> 0:09:53.120 Get a hair transplant under my chin? 0:09:54.200 --> 0:09:57.160 Yes, you need a chin? Mrkin? What's a murkin? 0:09:57.880 --> 0:09:58.240 Man? 0:09:58.720 --> 0:09:59.680 You know what a merkin is? 0:10:00.160 --> 0:10:01.760 Man Burkin? 0:10:02.520 --> 0:10:05.520 Look it up. That's interesting. Pearl Jim had a song 0:10:05.920 --> 0:10:08.199 up in the nineties called Murkin. 0:10:08.240 --> 0:10:12.040 I'm pretty sure any murkin I typed in Merlin that's 0:10:12.040 --> 0:10:12.480 a wizard. 0:10:12.559 --> 0:10:13.760 Go ahead while you look that up. You know, I 0:10:13.760 --> 0:10:15.280 can't find the jingle that I want. It doesn't matter, 0:10:15.280 --> 0:10:16.959 I'm not playing it. So here comes the. 0:10:17.640 --> 0:10:22.079 This is an artificial covering of hair for the pubic Airkay. 0:10:21.160 --> 0:10:23.560 So if you just paste that onto your chin, you know, 0:10:23.600 --> 0:10:25.160 it looks like you have a little go tea down here. 0:10:25.280 --> 0:10:28.679 Only here though. Yeah, yeah, all right, it's a knockoff 0:10:28.720 --> 0:10:31.320 cereal okay from our friends at Maultimeal. Okay, so you 0:10:31.360 --> 0:10:33.800 know it's in a bag okay, all right, so this 0:10:33.880 --> 0:10:36.839 will most closely equate to it. And it doesn't make 0:10:36.880 --> 0:10:40.199 sense because it's post honeymade s'mores cereal. 0:10:40.320 --> 0:10:41.600 I love that cereal. 0:10:41.720 --> 0:10:46.000 Yeah, because it's Multimele s'mores. Oh my gosh, Maultimele is 0:10:46.120 --> 0:10:49.000 post so with the love it or it's re guarantee, 0:10:49.080 --> 0:10:51.199 I'm pretty sure we're gonna love it. I'm gonna love it. 0:10:51.440 --> 0:10:55.400 Gotta shake the bag, shake your bag, scot He shakes 0:10:55.440 --> 0:10:57.360 his bag. Yeah, we don't have a bag shaking. 0:10:57.640 --> 0:11:00.000 That's my jingle for you. Did you like it? 0:11:00.160 --> 0:11:04.840 No? Okay, rude, I'm just letting you know. Yeah that 0:11:05.040 --> 0:11:08.120 because there's video rolling, Yeah, this is different. 0:11:08.480 --> 0:11:11.560 So this is where I now step in and say, listeners, 0:11:11.840 --> 0:11:16.120 do you hear what he's saying? So let's just screencap 0:11:16.200 --> 0:11:19.360 this part and then when there is no more YouTube, 0:11:19.360 --> 0:11:22.160 because Scotty hates it so much, you could blame him 0:11:22.200 --> 0:11:24.520 instead of directing all your great comments towards me. 0:11:24.920 --> 0:11:25.920 It's not that I hate it. 0:11:26.160 --> 0:11:28.000 You do hate it. Just admit it. You hate it, 0:11:28.040 --> 0:11:31.000 you dislike it, you don't know, like you feel uncomfortable. 0:11:31.120 --> 0:11:33.080 Just say it. It's fine if you say it. It's 0:11:33.080 --> 0:11:36.239 better if you say it versus being like, well, Andy's 0:11:36.280 --> 0:11:40.720 so blazy and Andy did this. It's annoying. I don't 0:11:40.720 --> 0:11:42.000 feel I don't like doing it. 0:11:42.000 --> 0:11:43.960 It's it's just a different vibe. 0:11:44.400 --> 0:11:46.400 You don't like doing it, and it's fine if you 0:11:46.400 --> 0:11:48.440 don't like doing it. Just admit it. So this way 0:11:48.600 --> 0:11:50.120 everyone knows it's you and not me. 0:11:50.440 --> 0:11:51.760 Can you do that thing with your hair again, that 0:11:51.800 --> 0:11:53.880 you were just doing, because you know what that looks like? 0:11:54.480 --> 0:11:57.200 You look like? Willis what you talking about? Willis yeah 0:11:57.200 --> 0:11:59.520 from different strokes? Yeah, because every time when he would 0:11:59.559 --> 0:11:59.959 check his hair. 0:12:00.120 --> 0:12:03.000 Well, the problem with curly hair is that, you know, 0:12:03.040 --> 0:12:04.800 the curls really do have a mind of their own, 0:12:05.160 --> 0:12:07.320 and when it grows in because they just got a haircut, 0:12:07.760 --> 0:12:11.640 the back ones just start going out and then curl. 0:12:12.600 --> 0:12:14.480 So it's it's just an issue curly hair people. 0:12:14.480 --> 0:12:16.080 Now I feel awful for you. All right, you're ready, 0:12:16.080 --> 0:12:20.400 Here we go smortal marshmallows, little things that look like 0:12:20.640 --> 0:12:22.760 golden grams, and some other little things that look like 0:12:22.760 --> 0:12:23.280 Coco puffs. 0:12:23.280 --> 0:12:25.840 Here going to get all of them in one bite. 0:12:26.760 --> 0:12:30.040 Amazing, amazing, five balls. Yeah, put it in the Hall 0:12:30.080 --> 0:12:36.199 of Fame. Crap, holy croup. This cereal life changing. This 0:12:36.280 --> 0:12:38.880 should get bumped up from a maltimeal cereal to full 0:12:39.040 --> 0:12:42.720 full blown post. Well, I just explain that it is. 0:12:42.800 --> 0:12:46.000 I know, but no like posts more cereal. 0:12:46.440 --> 0:12:50.280 It is really Did you not listen to my whole explanation. No? 0:12:50.400 --> 0:12:53.480 I probably okay that I would not let my kids 0:12:53.480 --> 0:12:56.160 eat this for breakfast on a daily basis because it's dessert. 0:12:56.320 --> 0:12:58.680 But it's five balls because it's awesome. It's amazing. 0:12:59.080 --> 0:13:03.839 That cereal is so damn good. I actually might finish this. 0:13:04.559 --> 0:13:07.600 It's super size, thirty ounces, just a big one. 0:13:07.679 --> 0:13:09.760 Imagine you're getting thirty ounces of the cereal. 0:13:10.040 --> 0:13:12.720 Yeah. Actually, somebody sent me a TikTok video of a 0:13:12.760 --> 0:13:16.400 serial killer's cafe in Vegas. Did you see that they 0:13:16.400 --> 0:13:19.640 don't have this giant challenge where there's a freakin' tub 0:13:20.040 --> 0:13:22.000 and they put every single cereal that they have in 0:13:22.040 --> 0:13:24.000 the store. It's like one hundred and fifty cereals by 0:13:24.040 --> 0:13:25.800 the way, three hundred plus. 0:13:26.240 --> 0:13:27.720 By the way, all stale? 0:13:28.040 --> 0:13:34.520 Oh okay, ready, no, no, you like marshmallows. Let's go 0:13:34.559 --> 0:13:36.200 in here. That's a good one. 0:13:36.360 --> 0:13:38.719 No no, let's go way up to the top. That's 0:13:38.720 --> 0:13:41.000 where they're extra moldy, extra old. 0:13:41.760 --> 0:13:48.080 Oh Halloween is on the way. How about some booberry cereal? 0:13:48.240 --> 0:13:50.360 This is from October of twenty nineteen. 0:13:50.679 --> 0:13:53.839 Oh no, it's from before. Then. Stick out your hand, Andy, 0:13:54.280 --> 0:13:57.160 this is disgusting. I promised every episode that Andrew will 0:13:57.200 --> 0:13:59.640 try a stale cereal from the cereal library. 0:13:59.240 --> 0:14:01.319 Because Scotty don't want to get rid of the cereal 0:14:01.480 --> 0:14:04.199 that's in the cereal Okay, in the cereal library. 0:14:04.200 --> 0:14:06.400 I have a handful. It smells delicious. A smell no 0:14:06.600 --> 0:14:09.240 more than one. You need marshmallows. You need pieces go with. 0:14:09.280 --> 0:14:13.040 The marshmallows are wet? Are the marshmallows wet? 0:14:13.040 --> 0:14:14.839 They're soft, like marshmallows are supposed to be. 0:14:14.920 --> 0:14:15.440 Not like this. 0:14:15.559 --> 0:14:22.120 Go ahead, mm what happened? 0:14:22.320 --> 0:14:25.440 It's stale, it's old, it's stale. Get rid of it. 0:14:25.520 --> 0:14:28.680 Bestfuse by June two, twenty Can. 0:14:28.560 --> 0:14:29.200 I see the box? 0:14:29.280 --> 0:14:30.800 No back up here? 0:14:30.880 --> 0:14:33.040 Why who's eating the cereal. 0:14:33.440 --> 0:14:35.840 You are, all right, let's move on to the new cereal. 0:14:35.920 --> 0:14:38.560 Wait after I have one, can we just retire it? No, 0:14:38.880 --> 0:14:41.120 just like flatten the box out like you have over there, 0:14:41.200 --> 0:14:43.160 because remember you were gonna make a library out of 0:14:43.160 --> 0:14:45.240 all the boxes. Remember also when you were going to 0:14:45.320 --> 0:14:46.080 clean the studio. 0:14:46.440 --> 0:14:49.440 Flat boxes don't look as cool as that. But that 0:14:49.880 --> 0:14:52.760 is full of stale, disgusting cereal. But it's way more impressive. 0:14:52.760 --> 0:14:53.920 All right, let's go for the new cereal. 0:14:54.080 --> 0:14:54.800 Just get rid of the bag. 0:14:54.880 --> 0:14:59.120 Then it's gonna be doesn't attract roadch blah blah peanuts. 0:15:00.400 --> 0:15:02.479 So you're gonna be mad at this one because it's granola. 0:15:02.720 --> 0:15:05.640 Oh we eat is granola. It's new from Cascadian Form, 0:15:05.640 --> 0:15:09.800 and it's my favorite flavor of granola type cereals. We've 0:15:09.840 --> 0:15:12.040 had some other stuff like this before. We had something 0:15:12.080 --> 0:15:14.680 similar from Nature Valley a couple of months ago. Let 0:15:14.680 --> 0:15:17.880 me just grab it down to there from Cascadian Farm, 0:15:17.960 --> 0:15:19.560 new coconut cashew granola. 0:15:19.800 --> 0:15:21.240 So excited it would be good? Right? 0:15:21.320 --> 0:15:23.800 Yeah, I do like coconut cereals. I like chunks of 0:15:23.800 --> 0:15:24.760 coconut in my cereup. 0:15:24.880 --> 0:15:26.800 Yeah, I'm excited for this. I used to hate the 0:15:26.800 --> 0:15:28.680 flavor of coconut, and now I like it. 0:15:28.880 --> 0:15:31.120 I don't like it when it's a fake flavor of coconut, 0:15:31.360 --> 0:15:34.160 Like I don't like coconut flavored things, if that makes sense. 0:15:34.400 --> 0:15:38.359 Like I was not a fan really of the coconut cheerios. 0:15:38.760 --> 0:15:40.240 Oh, I like the coconut because. 0:15:40.120 --> 0:15:42.600 I need chunks of coconut or shavings of coconut. 0:15:42.680 --> 0:15:43.800 I liked the coconut like. 0:15:43.760 --> 0:15:45.040 I'm the guy that sits on the beach and goes 0:15:45.120 --> 0:15:46.960 yo coconut and they hack it open and I just 0:15:47.000 --> 0:15:49.040 scrape it. We did that in Miami, but that one 0:15:49.080 --> 0:15:51.560 was so awful with a bad waste of sixteen dollars. 0:15:51.960 --> 0:15:54.160 You spent so much money on those coconuts. 0:15:54.160 --> 0:15:57.360 Stupid. I'm glad that you remember that we shared a coconut. 0:15:57.400 --> 0:16:00.200 Andy always pre COVID. 0:16:01.000 --> 0:16:03.080 Yeah, this is. 0:16:03.040 --> 0:16:04.960 Gonna be good. I have a feeling I don't know. 0:16:05.800 --> 0:16:07.160 It actually looks wet. 0:16:07.600 --> 0:16:10.960 Listen, so try I want to hear terrifying cereals up there. 0:16:11.000 --> 0:16:13.320 There are full cashews in here. Are you allergic to them? 0:16:13.320 --> 0:16:14.040 Are you gonna like? Oh? 0:16:14.280 --> 0:16:19.080 Probably, but you don't care, so it doesn't matter no more. 0:16:19.080 --> 0:16:22.160 The better my my throat gets itchy from nuts sometimes 0:16:22.240 --> 0:16:24.800 and every dried fruit. Yeah, and also dried fruits. But 0:16:24.840 --> 0:16:26.240 the coconut, no, I don't think. 0:16:26.400 --> 0:16:30.400 Oh god, it's perfect bird feed. It looks like an 0:16:30.480 --> 0:16:32.600 all brand or grape nuts type cereal. 0:16:32.840 --> 0:16:36.480 Look at that spill. Oh god, it's gonna spill. I 0:16:36.480 --> 0:16:40.040 can't it's hard to put visuals on this. Yeah, that's 0:16:40.080 --> 0:16:45.520 bird feed, Okay, ready want to think? I feel underwhelmed, 0:16:46.120 --> 0:16:48.400 like a not. 0:16:48.160 --> 0:16:50.920 Good Basically tastes like grape nuts with a little bit 0:16:50.960 --> 0:16:53.160 of coconut and a couple of tiny pieces of cashew. 0:16:53.240 --> 0:16:54.600 No, I like grape nuts. 0:16:54.920 --> 0:16:58.240 That's not it. Oh. I don't know why. That's a 0:16:58.240 --> 0:17:00.480 weird taste because it's not what I expected. 0:17:00.560 --> 0:17:02.000 It is like Burt coconut chips. 0:17:02.040 --> 0:17:02.920 It is disappointing. 0:17:03.520 --> 0:17:05.880 One bowl and a spoon, two bowls from me. Yeah, 0:17:05.960 --> 0:17:08.840 not a fam Oh like, I want to like it, 0:17:09.280 --> 0:17:09.920 but I can't. 0:17:10.320 --> 0:17:12.280 Pardon me? Will I drink this Somemor's milk? 0:17:12.359 --> 0:17:16.359 Yeah, seriously, I'm going back. How do you mess up 0:17:16.359 --> 0:17:19.359 a coconut cereal? Maybe we just got a bad box, 0:17:19.760 --> 0:17:22.639 and maybe that we've got like the charred coconut bits. 0:17:22.960 --> 0:17:24.520 I'm over that one. All right, well, thank you for 0:17:24.560 --> 0:17:25.639 listening to Serial Killers. 0:17:25.920 --> 0:17:27.960 Biff left it in the oven for a little. 0:17:27.960 --> 0:17:30.399 Long, stupid Biff. Who's Biff? Well, you guys have to 0:17:30.400 --> 0:17:32.240 go back and listen to some of the earlier episodes 0:17:32.520 --> 0:17:34.120 and you'll know who Biff is, which. 0:17:33.960 --> 0:17:37.360 You can because it's available on all podcast platforms. 0:17:37.680 --> 0:17:39.720 Biff is out of work now though, because even though 0:17:39.720 --> 0:17:42.520 his dad is the CEO, they were massive layoffs. 0:17:42.600 --> 0:17:44.240