Speaker 1: What you got for his nep with some the menu.
Speaker 2: Let's see, I don't know if we want an appetizer,
Speaker 2: entree or dessert type of prank, you know, appetize that's
Speaker 2: just that's just that's that's just a.
Speaker 1: Warm up prank. You know, it just gets you there,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: Then but an entree is fulfilling, and then but a
Speaker 2: dessert is also satisfying. So what what call it? What
Speaker 2: kind you want today? You want to appetizer, entree or
Speaker 2: dessert or signed? I don't know, you know what do
Speaker 2: you want to pick a prank that Dave Chapelle would
Speaker 2: be proud of?
Speaker 1: Is that an appetizers that.
Speaker 2: Oh you want to go for the gusto you wanted?
Speaker 2: You won't want of the specials on that on them?
Speaker 1: You want special Yeah? Yeah, okay, well that would be surprises.
Speaker 1: Let's go. That's my granddaddy, think.
Speaker 3: I love?
Speaker 1: My dad is boat? My dad is boat?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: That right there, that's that's that's David Chappelle worthy right there.
Speaker 1: My daddy is that dog. If you would.
Speaker 2: Hello, I'm trying to reach you, mister Wilson, Please, mister Wilson,
Speaker 2: how are you today?
Speaker 1: My name is Williams.
Speaker 2: Well, listen, we've been getting a few complaints are about
Speaker 2: some things on your property there.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: Actually, I'm with the homeowners Association. Wanted to reach out
Speaker 2: and give you a call today.
Speaker 1: Oh how you doing pretty good?
Speaker 2: Listen, got a few things I kind of wanted to
Speaker 2: discuss with you here that seemed to be, uh, a
Speaker 2: problem that's taking place in the neighborhood there. It's been
Speaker 2: brought to our attention down here at headquarters that you
Speaker 2: have a few things on your property that are are
Speaker 2: not functioning that really shouldn't be on the property. You
Speaker 2: have two cars supposedly in your driveway that are not
Speaker 2: being used, been sitting there for quite some time.
Speaker 3: But yeah, well one of them I'm currently working on.
Speaker 3: I'm almost I should haven't repaired. I'm just waiting on
Speaker 3: get waiting to get a little extra money to get
Speaker 3: it take care. The other car is just functioned and
Speaker 3: I just don't drive. But I have more than one car.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Now, you you also have a a a camper that
Speaker 2: seems to be has been there for at least eight
Speaker 2: months now, that's that's sitting there.
Speaker 1: Is that correct as well?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, I'm working on getting some storage for that,
Speaker 3: but it ain't really been there eight months, just maybe
Speaker 3: around about six seven.
Speaker 2: And uh, you know, I'm looking at our past records
Speaker 2: and stuff. It seems like there was a complaint before
Speaker 2: about the you know, keeping the yard uh pretty cut
Speaker 2: and all of that kind of stuff. And I'm just
Speaker 2: looking at past complaints that I have here. Now the
Speaker 2: biggest one that I have that that's concerning your property, sir,
Speaker 2: is uh supposedly in your backyard. Now there's a you
Speaker 2: have an old boat that's in your backyard.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but I don't see that both bothering nobody.
Speaker 1: Well, well, I mean it's it's kind of a sore
Speaker 1: eye for the people. I think.
Speaker 2: I think you guys backyards actually bump up against each other,
Speaker 2: and you guys have a chain link fence between the
Speaker 2: two of you all, and I think the boat must
Speaker 2: be just a sore eye for the family that's behind
Speaker 2: you all.
Speaker 3: Well, you know, I don't see myself getting rid of
Speaker 3: that boat, so I gotta cover all that. Everybody else
Speaker 3: got a boat. I don't see.
Speaker 2: What's the problem is, Well, okay, here's what's actually happening,
Speaker 2: mister Wilson.
Speaker 1: What's going to take place? Is this.
Speaker 2: Now, we're going to give you a fourteen day extension,
Speaker 2: fourteen days actually to move the car that is not functioning,
Speaker 2: the camper well, and definitely the boat.
Speaker 1: We need. We're gonna need those three items.
Speaker 3: We'll get such. I ain't got no where to move.
Speaker 3: The boat. I just told you I was working on
Speaker 3: so well for storage. You here, I'm a storage cost.
Speaker 3: Then the boat, keV, I'll get that take care of.
Speaker 3: But the boat.
Speaker 1: The boat.
Speaker 3: The boat my daddy gave me, and my daddy gave
Speaker 3: me that. That's that's the only thing my daddy gave
Speaker 3: me before he died. Man. Now, I'm not moving that
Speaker 3: boat nowhere. The boat won't just fine. If I take
Speaker 3: you down into the water, it works, sir.
Speaker 2: And I understand it wholeheartedly. You know, I'm basically I'm
Speaker 2: just a messenger I have. I'm gonna have to get
Speaker 2: the non functioning car that's not working properly. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: have to get that out within a two week notice,
Speaker 2: as well as the camper and definitely the boat.
Speaker 1: Now, i gotta get that out. That's gotta be gone.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what I ain't moving thing. I'll tell
Speaker 3: you what you're gonna do, sir.
Speaker 2: You gotta either move the boat. I'm gonna have somebody
Speaker 2: come over and haul all of these things away.
Speaker 3: Well, i'll tell you what. I got thirteen breasons why
Speaker 3: you won't go over and touch that boat, and I
Speaker 3: got two for two times thirteen twenty six. I got thirteen,
Speaker 3: and then I got another twenty six handed on to that.
Speaker 3: Why you won't bring them want me to touch my
Speaker 3: daddy boat because my daddy gave me that bowl out
Speaker 3: be interview. You know, I'm tired of you with me.
Speaker 3: It's a cross street. Ain't we're gonna reporting because.
Speaker 1: It was, Sir. I'm not at liberty to give you
Speaker 1: the who's reporting car my ball?
Speaker 3: So you have liberally to give me something because I
Speaker 3: know down the street at this boat, you know, eight
Speaker 3: months it ain't nobody said a thing to him. So
Speaker 3: why the hell y'all mean about had a vote in
Speaker 3: the backyard that my daddy gave me? Sir?
Speaker 1: The language is not necessary, sir.
Speaker 2: The bottom line is I want the camper out, I
Speaker 2: want to quote out, and I want the car that's
Speaker 2: not functioning moved within two weeks on.
Speaker 1: I'm towing it out.
Speaker 3: I tell you when I give you a personal invitation
Speaker 3: to come over him. Put the boat, the campers and
Speaker 3: the car, and I I will beat you like that's what.
Speaker 1: I'll beat you, sir. Wow, I'm gonna allowed one car
Speaker 1: to stay.
Speaker 2: I just want to make sure that you know that
Speaker 2: I've given you the statement over the phone, letting you
Speaker 2: know that what what has taken place here in the.
Speaker 3: Statements, will take it. But I ain't moved my dadd's boat.
Speaker 2: You're gonna move your dad's stinking boat.
Speaker 3: Bring this along, but bring somebody, sir.
Speaker 1: Trust me, Trust me.
Speaker 2: If we come there, we're definitely gonna be bringing authorities
Speaker 2: with us.
Speaker 3: Money will go to jail because I love my daddy.
Speaker 3: Ain't now want you gonna touch my daddys boat. That's
Speaker 3: the one and he left me.
Speaker 2: I got one one thing I need to say to you,
Speaker 2: sir about this in my situation.
Speaker 1: Excuse me.
Speaker 2: All I have to say is this, This is nephew
Speaker 2: Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your brother.
Speaker 3: Man got my food pressing up. I got to pull up,
Speaker 3: take my blood pressure all right?
Speaker 2: Man to your brother told me, he said, Man, he'd
Speaker 2: be going Eddie with the homeown associated. He said, Man,
Speaker 2: just call him and tell him he got to move
Speaker 2: all this to he said, but most of all, tell
Speaker 2: him y'all gonna haul off that boat.
Speaker 3: He said, he'll kill you even having that dog on boat.
Speaker 3: They do that.
Speaker 2: You know, I got one more question for you, know, baby,
Speaker 2: tell me this. What is the baddest radio show in
Speaker 2: the land show?
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something.
Speaker 2: When you stupid with a purpose, when you're stupid with
Speaker 2: a purpose, You just when you stupid with a purpose, Yes,
Speaker 2: on this thing?
Speaker 1: What purpose it is to be? It's to be stupid.
Speaker 1: It's the purpose. I mean.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you something. I love my He's gonna
Speaker 2: tell you which way to go in life. And you know,
Speaker 2: motivates where he gonna motivate you how to reach your goal?
Speaker 2: And don't do this in ninety days and don't then
Speaker 2: just how you get to hear how he slept in
Speaker 2: the car. I ain't slepting no car. I ain't done it.
Speaker 3: I don't not.
Speaker 1: I ain't slepting no car. I slept in my bed
Speaker 1: with my next door to my mama and.
Speaker 2: Them bed bedroom. I ain't slepting over I'm not sleeping
Speaker 2: in no car. I slept in.
Speaker 1: My own room. I have my own phone, I had
Speaker 1: my own Trouble makes you stronger.
Speaker 2: Yes, this has made me very strong to grow up
Speaker 2: in my in in in a middle class all Right,
Speaker 2: we gotta go.
Speaker 1: You're listening, Steve Harvey Morning Show,