WEBVTT - My Daddy's Boat - 05.23.25

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<v Speaker 1>What you got for his nep with some the menu.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's see, I don't know if we want an appetizer,

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<v Speaker 2>entree or dessert type of prank, you know, appetize that's

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<v Speaker 2>just that's just that's that's just a.

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<v Speaker 1>Warm up prank. You know, it just gets you there,

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<v Speaker 1>you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Then but an entree is fulfilling, and then but a

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<v Speaker 2>dessert is also satisfying. So what what call it? What

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<v Speaker 2>kind you want today? You want to appetizer, entree or

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<v Speaker 2>dessert or signed? I don't know, you know what do

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<v Speaker 2>you want to pick a prank that Dave Chapelle would

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<v Speaker 2>be proud of?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that an appetizers that.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you want to go for the gusto you wanted?

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<v Speaker 2>You won't want of the specials on that on them?

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<v Speaker 1>You want special Yeah? Yeah, okay, well that would be surprises.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go. That's my granddaddy, think.

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<v Speaker 3>I love?

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<v Speaker 1>My dad is boat? My dad is boat?

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<v Speaker 3>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Now?

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<v Speaker 2>That right there, that's that's that's David Chappelle worthy right there.

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<v Speaker 1>My daddy is that dog. If you would.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, I'm trying to reach you, mister Wilson, Please, mister Wilson,

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<v Speaker 2>how are you today?

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<v Speaker 1>My name is Williams.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, listen, we've been getting a few complaints are about

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<v Speaker 2>some things on your property there.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, I'm with the homeowners Association. Wanted to reach out

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<v Speaker 2>and give you a call today.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh how you doing pretty good?

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, got a few things I kind of wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>discuss with you here that seemed to be, uh, a

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<v Speaker 2>problem that's taking place in the neighborhood there. It's been

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<v Speaker 2>brought to our attention down here at headquarters that you

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<v Speaker 2>have a few things on your property that are are

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<v Speaker 2>not functioning that really shouldn't be on the property. You

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<v Speaker 2>have two cars supposedly in your driveway that are not

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<v Speaker 2>being used, been sitting there for quite some time.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, well one of them I'm currently working on.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm almost I should haven't repaired. I'm just waiting on

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<v Speaker 3>get waiting to get a little extra money to get

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<v Speaker 3>it take care. The other car is just functioned and

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<v Speaker 3>I just don't drive. But I have more than one car.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, you you also have a a a camper that

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<v Speaker 2>seems to be has been there for at least eight

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<v Speaker 2>months now, that's that's sitting there.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that correct as well?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Yeah, I'm working on getting some storage for that,

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<v Speaker 3>but it ain't really been there eight months, just maybe

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<v Speaker 3>around about six seven.

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<v Speaker 2>And uh, you know, I'm looking at our past records

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<v Speaker 2>and stuff. It seems like there was a complaint before

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<v Speaker 2>about the you know, keeping the yard uh pretty cut

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<v Speaker 2>and all of that kind of stuff. And I'm just

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<v Speaker 2>looking at past complaints that I have here. Now the

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<v Speaker 2>biggest one that I have that that's concerning your property, sir,

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<v Speaker 2>is uh supposedly in your backyard. Now there's a you

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<v Speaker 2>have an old boat that's in your backyard.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, but I don't see that both bothering nobody.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, well, I mean it's it's kind of a sore

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<v Speaker 1>eye for the people. I think.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you guys backyards actually bump up against each other,

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<v Speaker 2>and you guys have a chain link fence between the

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<v Speaker 2>two of you all, and I think the boat must

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<v Speaker 2>be just a sore eye for the family that's behind

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<v Speaker 2>you all.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you know, I don't see myself getting rid of

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<v Speaker 3>that boat, so I gotta cover all that. Everybody else

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<v Speaker 3>got a boat. I don't see.

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<v Speaker 2>What's the problem is, Well, okay, here's what's actually happening,

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<v Speaker 2>mister Wilson.

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<v Speaker 1>What's going to take place? Is this.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, we're going to give you a fourteen day extension,

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<v Speaker 2>fourteen days actually to move the car that is not functioning,

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<v Speaker 2>the camper well, and definitely the boat.

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<v Speaker 1>We need. We're gonna need those three items.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll get such. I ain't got no where to move.

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<v Speaker 3>The boat. I just told you I was working on

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<v Speaker 3>so well for storage. You here, I'm a storage cost.

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<v Speaker 3>Then the boat, keV, I'll get that take care of.

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<v Speaker 3>But the boat.

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<v Speaker 1>The boat.

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<v Speaker 3>The boat my daddy gave me, and my daddy gave

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<v Speaker 3>me that. That's that's the only thing my daddy gave

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<v Speaker 3>me before he died. Man. Now, I'm not moving that

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<v Speaker 3>boat nowhere. The boat won't just fine. If I take

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<v Speaker 3>you down into the water, it works, sir.

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<v Speaker 2>And I understand it wholeheartedly. You know, I'm basically I'm

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<v Speaker 2>just a messenger I have. I'm gonna have to get

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<v Speaker 2>the non functioning car that's not working properly. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>have to get that out within a two week notice,

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<v Speaker 2>as well as the camper and definitely the boat.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, i gotta get that out. That's gotta be gone.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll tell you what I ain't moving thing. I'll tell

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<v Speaker 3>you what you're gonna do, sir.

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<v Speaker 2>You gotta either move the boat. I'm gonna have somebody

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<v Speaker 2>come over and haul all of these things away.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, i'll tell you what. I got thirteen breasons why

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<v Speaker 3>you won't go over and touch that boat, and I

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<v Speaker 3>got two for two times thirteen twenty six. I got thirteen,

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<v Speaker 3>and then I got another twenty six handed on to that.

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<v Speaker 3>Why you won't bring them want me to touch my

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<v Speaker 3>daddy boat because my daddy gave me that bowl out

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<v Speaker 3>be interview. You know, I'm tired of you with me.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a cross street. Ain't we're gonna reporting because.

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<v Speaker 1>It was, Sir. I'm not at liberty to give you

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<v Speaker 1>the who's reporting car my ball?

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<v Speaker 3>So you have liberally to give me something because I

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<v Speaker 3>know down the street at this boat, you know, eight

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<v Speaker 3>months it ain't nobody said a thing to him. So

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<v Speaker 3>why the hell y'all mean about had a vote in

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<v Speaker 3>the backyard that my daddy gave me? Sir?

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<v Speaker 1>The language is not necessary, sir.

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<v Speaker 2>The bottom line is I want the camper out, I

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<v Speaker 2>want to quote out, and I want the car that's

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<v Speaker 2>not functioning moved within two weeks on.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm towing it out.

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<v Speaker 3>I tell you when I give you a personal invitation

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<v Speaker 3>to come over him. Put the boat, the campers and

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<v Speaker 3>the car, and I I will beat you like that's what.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll beat you, sir. Wow, I'm gonna allowed one car

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<v Speaker 1>to stay.

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<v Speaker 2>I just want to make sure that you know that

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<v Speaker 2>I've given you the statement over the phone, letting you

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<v Speaker 2>know that what what has taken place here in the.

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<v Speaker 3>Statements, will take it. But I ain't moved my dadd's boat.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna move your dad's stinking boat.

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<v Speaker 3>Bring this along, but bring somebody, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>Trust me, Trust me.

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<v Speaker 2>If we come there, we're definitely gonna be bringing authorities

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<v Speaker 2>with us.

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<v Speaker 3>Money will go to jail because I love my daddy.

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<v Speaker 3>Ain't now want you gonna touch my daddys boat. That's

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<v Speaker 3>the one and he left me.

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<v Speaker 2>I got one one thing I need to say to you,

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<v Speaker 2>sir about this in my situation.

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<v Speaker 1>Excuse me.

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<v Speaker 2>All I have to say is this, This is nephew

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<v Speaker 2>Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 1>You just got pranked by your brother.

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<v Speaker 3>Man got my food pressing up. I got to pull up,

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<v Speaker 3>take my blood pressure all right?

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<v Speaker 2>Man to your brother told me, he said, Man, he'd

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<v Speaker 2>be going Eddie with the homeown associated. He said, Man,

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<v Speaker 2>just call him and tell him he got to move

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<v Speaker 2>all this to he said, but most of all, tell

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<v Speaker 2>him y'all gonna haul off that boat.

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<v Speaker 3>He said, he'll kill you even having that dog on boat.

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<v Speaker 3>They do that.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I got one more question for you, know, baby,

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<v Speaker 2>tell me this. What is the baddest radio show in

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<v Speaker 2>the land show?

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<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you something.

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<v Speaker 2>When you stupid with a purpose, when you're stupid with

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<v Speaker 2>a purpose, You just when you stupid with a purpose, Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>on this thing?

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<v Speaker 1>What purpose it is to be? It's to be stupid.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the purpose. I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me tell you something. I love my He's gonna

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<v Speaker 2>tell you which way to go in life. And you know,

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<v Speaker 2>motivates where he gonna motivate you how to reach your goal?

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<v Speaker 2>And don't do this in ninety days and don't then

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<v Speaker 2>just how you get to hear how he slept in

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<v Speaker 2>the car. I ain't slepting no car. I ain't done it.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't not.

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't slepting no car. I slept in my bed

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<v Speaker 1>with my next door to my mama and.

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<v Speaker 2>Them bed bedroom. I ain't slepting over I'm not sleeping

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<v Speaker 2>in no car. I slept in.

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<v Speaker 1>My own room. I have my own phone, I had

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<v Speaker 1>my own Trouble makes you stronger.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, this has made me very strong to grow up

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<v Speaker 2>in my in in in a middle class all Right,

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<v Speaker 2>we gotta go.

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<v Speaker 1>You're listening, Steve Harvey Morning Show,