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Speaker 1: What you got for his nep with some the menu.

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Speaker 2: Let's see, I don't know if we want an appetizer,

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Speaker 2: just that's just that's that's just a.

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Speaker 1: Warm up prank. You know, it just gets you there,

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Speaker 2: Then but an entree is fulfilling, and then but a

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Speaker 2: dessert is also satisfying. So what what call it? What

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Speaker 2: kind you want today? You want to appetizer, entree or

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Speaker 2: dessert or signed? I don't know, you know what do

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Speaker 2: you want to pick a prank that Dave Chapelle would

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Speaker 2: be proud of?

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Speaker 1: Is that an appetizers that.

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Speaker 2: Oh you want to go for the gusto you wanted?

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Speaker 2: You won't want of the specials on that on them?

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Speaker 1: You want special Yeah? Yeah, okay, well that would be surprises.

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Speaker 1: Let's go. That's my granddaddy, think.

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Speaker 3: I love?

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Speaker 1: My dad is boat? My dad is boat?

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Speaker 3: All right?

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Speaker 1: Now?

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Speaker 2: That right there, that's that's that's David Chappelle worthy right there.

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Speaker 1: My daddy is that dog. If you would.

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Speaker 2: Hello, I'm trying to reach you, mister Wilson, Please, mister Wilson,

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Speaker 2: how are you today?

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Speaker 1: My name is Williams.

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Speaker 2: Well, listen, we've been getting a few complaints are about

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Speaker 2: some things on your property there.

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Speaker 1: Uh.

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Speaker 2: Actually, I'm with the homeowners Association. Wanted to reach out

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Speaker 1: Oh how you doing pretty good?

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Speaker 2: Listen, got a few things I kind of wanted to

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Speaker 2: have a few things on your property that are are

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Speaker 2: not functioning that really shouldn't be on the property. You

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Speaker 2: have two cars supposedly in your driveway that are not

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Speaker 3: But yeah, well one of them I'm currently working on.

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Speaker 3: I'm almost I should haven't repaired. I'm just waiting on

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Speaker 3: get waiting to get a little extra money to get

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Speaker 3: it take care. The other car is just functioned and

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Speaker 3: I just don't drive. But I have more than one car.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 2: Now, you you also have a a a camper that

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Speaker 2: seems to be has been there for at least eight

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Speaker 1: Is that correct as well?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, I'm working on getting some storage for that,

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Speaker 3: but it ain't really been there eight months, just maybe

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Speaker 2: And uh, you know, I'm looking at our past records

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Speaker 2: and all of that kind of stuff. And I'm just

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Speaker 2: looking at past complaints that I have here. Now the

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Speaker 2: biggest one that I have that that's concerning your property, sir,

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Speaker 2: is uh supposedly in your backyard. Now there's a you

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Speaker 2: have an old boat that's in your backyard.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but I don't see that both bothering nobody.

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Speaker 1: Well, well, I mean it's it's kind of a sore

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Speaker 2: I think you guys backyards actually bump up against each other,

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Speaker 3: Well, you know, I don't see myself getting rid of

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Speaker 3: that boat, so I gotta cover all that. Everybody else

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Speaker 2: What's the problem is, Well, okay, here's what's actually happening,

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Speaker 1: What's going to take place? Is this.

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Speaker 2: Now, we're going to give you a fourteen day extension,

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Speaker 2: fourteen days actually to move the car that is not functioning,

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Speaker 1: We need. We're gonna need those three items.

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Speaker 3: We'll get such. I ain't got no where to move.

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Speaker 3: The boat. I just told you I was working on

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Speaker 3: so well for storage. You here, I'm a storage cost.

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Speaker 3: Then the boat, keV, I'll get that take care of.

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Speaker 3: But the boat.

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Speaker 1: The boat.

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Speaker 3: The boat my daddy gave me, and my daddy gave

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Speaker 3: me that. That's that's the only thing my daddy gave

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Speaker 3: me before he died. Man. Now, I'm not moving that

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Speaker 3: boat nowhere. The boat won't just fine. If I take

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Speaker 2: And I understand it wholeheartedly. You know, I'm basically I'm

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Speaker 2: just a messenger I have. I'm gonna have to get

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Speaker 2: the non functioning car that's not working properly. I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: have to get that out within a two week notice,

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Speaker 2: as well as the camper and definitely the boat.

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Speaker 1: Now, i gotta get that out. That's gotta be gone.

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Speaker 3: I'll tell you what I ain't moving thing. I'll tell

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Speaker 2: You gotta either move the boat. I'm gonna have somebody

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Speaker 3: Well, i'll tell you what. I got thirteen breasons why

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Speaker 3: you won't go over and touch that boat, and I

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Speaker 3: got two for two times thirteen twenty six. I got thirteen,

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Speaker 3: and then I got another twenty six handed on to that.

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Speaker 3: Why you won't bring them want me to touch my

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Speaker 3: daddy boat because my daddy gave me that bowl out

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Speaker 3: be interview. You know, I'm tired of you with me.

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Speaker 3: It's a cross street. Ain't we're gonna reporting because.

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Speaker 1: It was, Sir. I'm not at liberty to give you

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Speaker 1: the who's reporting car my ball?

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Speaker 3: So you have liberally to give me something because I

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Speaker 3: know down the street at this boat, you know, eight

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Speaker 3: months it ain't nobody said a thing to him. So

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Speaker 3: why the hell y'all mean about had a vote in

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Speaker 3: the backyard that my daddy gave me? Sir?

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Speaker 1: The language is not necessary, sir.

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Speaker 2: The bottom line is I want the camper out, I

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Speaker 2: want to quote out, and I want the car that's

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Speaker 1: I'm towing it out.

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Speaker 3: I tell you when I give you a personal invitation

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Speaker 3: to come over him. Put the boat, the campers and

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Speaker 3: the car, and I I will beat you like that's what.

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Speaker 1: I'll beat you, sir. Wow, I'm gonna allowed one car

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Speaker 1: to stay.

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Speaker 2: I just want to make sure that you know that

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Speaker 2: I've given you the statement over the phone, letting you

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Speaker 2: know that what what has taken place here in the.

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Speaker 3: Statements, will take it. But I ain't moved my dadd's boat.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna move your dad's stinking boat.

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Speaker 3: Bring this along, but bring somebody, sir.

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Speaker 1: Trust me, Trust me.

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Speaker 2: If we come there, we're definitely gonna be bringing authorities

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Speaker 2: with us.

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Speaker 3: Money will go to jail because I love my daddy.

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Speaker 3: Ain't now want you gonna touch my daddys boat. That's

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Speaker 3: the one and he left me.

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Speaker 2: I got one one thing I need to say to you,

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Speaker 2: sir about this in my situation.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me.

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Speaker 2: All I have to say is this, This is nephew

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Speaker 2: Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your brother.

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Speaker 3: Man got my food pressing up. I got to pull up,

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Speaker 3: take my blood pressure all right?

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Speaker 2: Man to your brother told me, he said, Man, he'd

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Speaker 2: be going Eddie with the homeown associated. He said, Man,

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Speaker 2: just call him and tell him he got to move

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Speaker 2: all this to he said, but most of all, tell

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Speaker 2: him y'all gonna haul off that boat.

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Speaker 3: He said, he'll kill you even having that dog on boat.

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Speaker 3: They do that.

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Speaker 2: You know, I got one more question for you, know, baby,

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Speaker 2: tell me this. What is the baddest radio show in

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Speaker 2: the land show?

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you something.

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Speaker 2: When you stupid with a purpose, when you're stupid with

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Speaker 2: a purpose, You just when you stupid with a purpose, Yes,

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Speaker 2: on this thing?

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Speaker 1: What purpose it is to be? It's to be stupid.

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Speaker 1: It's the purpose. I mean.

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Speaker 2: Let me tell you something. I love my He's gonna

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Speaker 2: tell you which way to go in life. And you know,

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Speaker 2: motivates where he gonna motivate you how to reach your goal?

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Speaker 2: And don't do this in ninety days and don't then

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Speaker 2: just how you get to hear how he slept in

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Speaker 2: the car. I ain't slepting no car. I ain't done it.

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Speaker 3: I don't not.

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Speaker 1: I ain't slepting no car. I slept in my bed

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Speaker 1: with my next door to my mama and.

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Speaker 2: Them bed bedroom. I ain't slepting over I'm not sleeping

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Speaker 2: in no car. I slept in.

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Speaker 1: My own room. I have my own phone, I had

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Speaker 1: my own Trouble makes you stronger.

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Speaker 2: Yes, this has made me very strong to grow up

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Speaker 2: in my in in in a middle class all Right,

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Speaker 2: we gotta go.

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Speaker 1: You're listening, Steve Harvey Morning Show,