WEBVTT - Hooking Up At The Daycare

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The

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<v Speaker 1>subject his body count is too high. His body count

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<v Speaker 1>is too high. But right now the nephew is here

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<v Speaker 1>with today's prank phone call. We're gonna get to them,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, Strawberry letter and just a bit. But right now,

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<v Speaker 1>right right now, we are hooking up at the daycare.

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<v Speaker 1>Hooking up at the daycare. Yeah, let's go cat. Hello. Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to uh, I'm trying to reach Freedom. This

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<v Speaker 1>is and you don't know me. My name is Lanni, Lanny.

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<v Speaker 1>I know I wanted to call you. I've been looking

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<v Speaker 1>for trying to get your phone number actually for like

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<v Speaker 1>about the last about two weeks nine. What do you

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<v Speaker 1>need my number? Fo baby? Can you get on with

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<v Speaker 1>it because I'm on lunch, but I'm trying to hear

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<v Speaker 1>meet my lunch and I need you to come on

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<v Speaker 1>with Okay, Now is your um? Your husband is uh?

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<v Speaker 1>What is your name again? My name is Lani and

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<v Speaker 1>you were asking about my husband? Now what about that

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<v Speaker 1>my husband? See? The problem I'm having, Mr. Freedom is

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<v Speaker 1>that I looked through my wife cell phone about two

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<v Speaker 1>three weeks ago, and I have found out that this

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<v Speaker 1>actual phone number below to your husband named and he'd

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<v Speaker 1>been text messaging her and stop stop stop because but

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<v Speaker 1>see let me finish. Though he's been text messaging her

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<v Speaker 1>different uh text message and stuff, but he want to

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<v Speaker 1>meet up with her, and and how she looked the

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<v Speaker 1>other day and stuff like this here but then but

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<v Speaker 1>then even worse than this here is he you know done,

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<v Speaker 1>send some some some pictures of himself some some nicked

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<v Speaker 1>pictures on the on the on on on the cell phone. No, no, sir, not,

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<v Speaker 1>I know not because if anything, if he's texting, anybody

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<v Speaker 1>needs to be an employer about a yall, I none

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<v Speaker 1>of you're not saying to me, whole body, who is

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<v Speaker 1>your wife? What's your name again? What's your name? My

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<v Speaker 1>name is Linny and my my my wife name is

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<v Speaker 1>my wife name is Denise, Denise, Denise. M that ain't

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<v Speaker 1>registering with me. I don't. We pretty much have an

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<v Speaker 1>offer relationship where we kind of communicate and M. I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know about Denise. Okay, do do do your

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<v Speaker 1>husband's last fold digits on his phone in sixty two? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>That would be okay. See that what I'm saying, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not trying to call you, you know, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm disappointed in my wife because of these text

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<v Speaker 1>muses and in in these pictures and stuff. You know, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>I'm the one. That's why I said, Okay, I need

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<v Speaker 1>to call this man wife right here and see what

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<v Speaker 1>you know? Do she even know it? I need you

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<v Speaker 1>tobody to meet it back up and be quiet for

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<v Speaker 1>me to look here. Okay, Denise, you're liney. Okay, Well

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<v Speaker 1>they're supposed to man, that what you know because we

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<v Speaker 1>used to go everybody again when we're going to first

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<v Speaker 1>about the don't work, let's let's go there. He does

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<v Speaker 1>not work, so I don't know where it is when

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<v Speaker 1>he got when he generally when he leaves the house

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<v Speaker 1>we're together, Where did they meet with? How did how

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<v Speaker 1>did they meet two weeks ago? You say, because oh

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<v Speaker 1>I'm listening to you now, you got I don't. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if they meant two weeks ago. I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>I just found him in the cell phone two weeks ago.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm saying. Now. You say, if you're saying

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<v Speaker 1>he don't work, then evidently it must be doing the

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<v Speaker 1>day while you go or something I don't do. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean you you say you on your lunch break right now? Yeah? Huh?

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<v Speaker 1>And where's your wife right now? Min? Do you know

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<v Speaker 1>where your wife is right now? Uh? Well, she's bous

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<v Speaker 1>to be at work right now. And you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I just kind He told me he was gonna get

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<v Speaker 1>in the tube, and when I called back taking him now,

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<v Speaker 1>he uses it's okay, it's yeah, okay, if I don't

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<v Speaker 1>have to go back in this hospital. Baby, baby, baby, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>where's your wife? I need you to get We need

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<v Speaker 1>to your wife. Deal, We'll see my wife works at

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<v Speaker 1>a h Wait a minute, do y'all have do y'all

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<v Speaker 1>have kids? Yeah? Yeah, we got kids. And that's my problem.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why I'm so I'm upset. I'm working all day.

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<v Speaker 1>I get up a fow in the morning to make

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<v Speaker 1>sure I got everything prepared for the whole day. I

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<v Speaker 1>got to get the kids. And we have three kids, one, two,

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<v Speaker 1>and three. Yeah, okay, okay, is he the one because

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<v Speaker 1>he I do he because my wife works at a

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<v Speaker 1>at a daycare? Do he drop him off at a daycare?

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<v Speaker 1>Don't start you your baby, He's getting deeper if I

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<v Speaker 1>get to this what daycare does your wife working, baby?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I see, don't start me. Yeah, he dropped them off.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh huh. If you tell me the baby, just tell

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<v Speaker 1>me plum, I swear lin. Now she's been at this

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<v Speaker 1>place called children's academic. Lie, you bet not tell me

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<v Speaker 1>this non working. It's what they're supposed to be watching

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<v Speaker 1>our kids. See you see I'm already and see but

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<v Speaker 1>see I'm already upset and been upset about this year

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<v Speaker 1>is for the last I've been holding it for the

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<v Speaker 1>lands two weeks. I've been holding it. Ain't said nothing, tip,

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you holding it to the bag? Howd me

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<v Speaker 1>just because when he get Let me tell you something.

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<v Speaker 1>I get up at foe every morning I go. I

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<v Speaker 1>have to be the work for six thirty. Every morning

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<v Speaker 1>I get to that damn hospital. I slave they did

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<v Speaker 1>come on and slave for him. Try to make sure

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<v Speaker 1>he feels good as a man although he's not working.

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<v Speaker 1>You know it wasn't his start. He got laid out.

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<v Speaker 1>But hey, I want him to feel good. I'll go

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<v Speaker 1>now because you know y'all don't feel too good when

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<v Speaker 1>you're not work, So I wanted him to feel good.

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<v Speaker 1>I tell the kids, you know it's gonna be okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but I bet you this got that's my wife. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>be you know she's my wife. No, wait a minute,

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<v Speaker 1>not for waite a minute. See, I told you it

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<v Speaker 1>was ignoricancy. You should have been called me long ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you how you eatnant to see she's

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<v Speaker 1>a first of all, because she said she too, she

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<v Speaker 1>said he raised that out. I thought, said, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>a player game. And she's with myds and he's sending

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<v Speaker 1>our neked pete. He ain't got to be showing up. No,

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<v Speaker 1>trust me, it ain't worse on. I was just with

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<v Speaker 1>him because he was a good man. I guess, Mike,

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<v Speaker 1>she's dumb too. Oh. I was gonna ask shoot this

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<v Speaker 1>here because he's don't add what do you want to add?

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<v Speaker 1>What came you asked me? You just taught me this

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<v Speaker 1>to here. It's with your wife. Some name Denis. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what I said. And this is the that's Watson,

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<v Speaker 1>the twins that we have twins? Do you hear me?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I say something else to you? I don't need

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<v Speaker 1>you to stay. Can I say one more thing? What

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<v Speaker 1>do you need to say? This is nephew timent from

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<v Speaker 1>the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got preak by

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<v Speaker 1>your husband. Gerald. Let me tell you something got to

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<v Speaker 1>do to be pranking me. He needs to be trying

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<v Speaker 1>about it. Jo. You know I'm going ahead to when

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<v Speaker 1>I get gets none working cooking the night. Let's see

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<v Speaker 1>it all the thing that save the situations, because first

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<v Speaker 1>of all, I'm a woman, so I won't want information.

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<v Speaker 1>But the special thing is we need the job. Don't work.

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't leave you work. I gotta answer something. Baby,

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<v Speaker 1>what's bad? It's radio show in the land. Definitely do

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<v Speaker 1>you my? She was? She was, She was so mad

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<v Speaker 1>at you. Let me tell you why your stupid asses?

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<v Speaker 1>Why you stupid? Too stupid it? What is you holding

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<v Speaker 1>it for two weeks? Yeah? You should have been there,

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<v Speaker 1>called me stupid sitting and he's sitting on this for

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<v Speaker 1>two weeks. You bet not it bet not beat down

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<v Speaker 1>there at it. She worked with this little academy called

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<v Speaker 1>so and so oh loo oh no heat, Okay, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>She was funny man, I gets up every morning down

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<v Speaker 1>here at thirty. Make can sure everybody gets off all right?

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you? Never funny coming up next, Strawberry letter. His

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<v Speaker 1>body count is too high. We'll get into it right

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<v Speaker 1>after this you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.