WEBVTT - Introducing: Does This Murder Make Me Look Gay?!

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<v Speaker 1>Do you like Krupaul's drag race but wish it wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>so straight? Do you spend most of your day in

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<v Speaker 1>bed with your dog? Do you walk fast and have

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<v Speaker 1>no idea how to drive? Are you ready for Celine

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<v Speaker 1>Dion to get over stiff person syndrome and just loosen up? Gosh,

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the original audio series. Does this murder make

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<v Speaker 1>me look gay? Meet Bandy Jeremi Amn Road the third.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're listening to this, then my greatest fear has

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<v Speaker 1>come to pass. I've been murdered. Someone's been leaving him

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<v Speaker 1>spooky death threats. So Vandy invites his best friends aka

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<v Speaker 1>his mortal enemies to his Hudson Valley home to get

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<v Speaker 1>to the bottom of the shenanigans. He enlists the help

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<v Speaker 1>of James Wilson, an aspiring writer an active homosexual. Put

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<v Speaker 1>your clothes on and come downstairs. You both have some

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<v Speaker 1>serious explaining to do. But when Vandy ends up murdered

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<v Speaker 1>and a storm traps everyone inside, James must solve the

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<v Speaker 1>mystery before the killer strikes again. Is it Reginald Vandy's

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<v Speaker 1>eternally youthful husband. I do exfoliate all the time, noon

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<v Speaker 1>to night in fact, I'm never nvix FOLDI a tush

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<v Speaker 1>fun munch, his German chef, shamea. I'm gay Henry James,

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<v Speaker 1>his jealous neighbor. I found those curtains extremely homophobic the

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<v Speaker 1>moment I laid eyes on Wilmer Monroe, his spoiled son.

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<v Speaker 1>No please, it's most like a rotten old man ass

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<v Speaker 1>in there. Kelly Raymore and Flanagan, heir to the Raymore

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<v Speaker 1>and Flanagan Empire. Queer people use words, not weapons when

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<v Speaker 1>those don't work. Maybe we do push Pepa downstairs, but

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<v Speaker 1>never knaves or guns. Jacques Saint Cox, a dirty porn

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<v Speaker 1>star with an even dirtier secret before I go, Do

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<v Speaker 1>you want me to fuck you? Madam Moon? An over

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<v Speaker 1>medicated and under talented cabaret performer. Music is the perfect medicine.

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<v Speaker 1>Holly Barker, her salty accompanist, felt like the moment needed

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<v Speaker 1>some oomph. Or TJ, a completely random lesbian who really

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<v Speaker 1>loves the musical fun Homes, didn't realize I was interrupting

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<v Speaker 1>a gay reenactment of Clue. And what about the missing

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<v Speaker 1>twink hidden inside the house or Vandy's beloved Pat Kackatoo Arah,

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<v Speaker 1>what lick them? Lick those toesies. But wait, is that

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<v Speaker 1>Broadway star Lea Salanga trapped in the basement? What the

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<v Speaker 1>hell is going on? Does This Murder Make Me Look Gay?

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<v Speaker 1>Stars Michael Uri, Jonathan Freeman, Seyanne Jackson, Frankie Grande, Robin Dejessus,

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<v Speaker 1>Brad Oscar, Nathan Lee Graham, Leah Delaria, Seth Rudetsky, Sean

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<v Speaker 1>Patrick Doyle and Broadway legend Lea Salanga featuring Ryan Steele,

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<v Speaker 1>Malory Portnoy, Emily Lynn Nacho, Tam Bunting and Kate McKinnon.

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<v Speaker 1>Written and directed by Ted Mallowar. Hilarity Guaranteed or your

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<v Speaker 1>money back? Oh wait, you didn't pay for this? Never mind, Ben,

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<v Speaker 1>Grab your poppers and enjoy the show. Listen to Does

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<v Speaker 1>This Murder Make Me Look Gay? As part of the

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<v Speaker 1>Outspoken Network, starting on June seventeenth, on the iHeartRadio app,

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