1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:02,440 Speaker 1: Do you like Krupaul's drag race but wish it wasn't 2 00:00:02,440 --> 00:00:04,880 Speaker 1: so straight? Do you spend most of your day in 3 00:00:04,880 --> 00:00:07,480 Speaker 1: bed with your dog? Do you walk fast and have 4 00:00:07,720 --> 00:00:10,320 Speaker 1: no idea how to drive? Are you ready for Celine 5 00:00:10,360 --> 00:00:14,120 Speaker 1: Dion to get over stiff person syndrome and just loosen up? Gosh, 6 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:18,480 Speaker 1: Welcome to the original audio series. Does this murder make 7 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:21,639 Speaker 1: me look gay? Meet Bandy Jeremi Amn Road the third. 8 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:24,600 Speaker 1: If you're listening to this, then my greatest fear has 9 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:28,920 Speaker 1: come to pass. I've been murdered. Someone's been leaving him 10 00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:33,199 Speaker 1: spooky death threats. So Vandy invites his best friends aka 11 00:00:33,280 --> 00:00:35,959 Speaker 1: his mortal enemies to his Hudson Valley home to get 12 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:39,320 Speaker 1: to the bottom of the shenanigans. He enlists the help 13 00:00:39,360 --> 00:00:43,120 Speaker 1: of James Wilson, an aspiring writer an active homosexual. Put 14 00:00:43,159 --> 00:00:46,040 Speaker 1: your clothes on and come downstairs. You both have some 15 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:49,240 Speaker 1: serious explaining to do. But when Vandy ends up murdered 16 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:52,479 Speaker 1: and a storm traps everyone inside, James must solve the 17 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:56,880 Speaker 1: mystery before the killer strikes again. Is it Reginald Vandy's 18 00:00:56,880 --> 00:01:00,280 Speaker 1: eternally youthful husband. I do exfoliate all the time, noon 19 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:03,560 Speaker 1: to night in fact, I'm never nvix FOLDI a tush 20 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:09,360 Speaker 1: fun munch, his German chef, shamea. I'm gay Henry James, 21 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:13,760 Speaker 1: his jealous neighbor. I found those curtains extremely homophobic the 22 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:17,800 Speaker 1: moment I laid eyes on Wilmer Monroe, his spoiled son. 23 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:21,880 Speaker 1: No please, it's most like a rotten old man ass 24 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:25,479 Speaker 1: in there. Kelly Raymore and Flanagan, heir to the Raymore 25 00:01:25,560 --> 00:01:30,600 Speaker 1: and Flanagan Empire. Queer people use words, not weapons when 26 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:32,920 Speaker 1: those don't work. Maybe we do push Pepa downstairs, but 27 00:01:32,959 --> 00:01:37,120 Speaker 1: never knaves or guns. Jacques Saint Cox, a dirty porn 28 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:40,399 Speaker 1: star with an even dirtier secret before I go, Do 29 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:42,800 Speaker 1: you want me to fuck you? Madam Moon? An over 30 00:01:42,880 --> 00:01:48,559 Speaker 1: medicated and under talented cabaret performer. Music is the perfect medicine. 31 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:53,000 Speaker 1: Holly Barker, her salty accompanist, felt like the moment needed 32 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:56,760 Speaker 1: some oomph. Or TJ, a completely random lesbian who really 33 00:01:56,800 --> 00:02:01,040 Speaker 1: loves the musical fun Homes, didn't realize I was interrupting 34 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:04,040 Speaker 1: a gay reenactment of Clue. And what about the missing 35 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:14,960 Speaker 1: twink hidden inside the house or Vandy's beloved Pat Kackatoo Arah, 36 00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:19,040 Speaker 1: what lick them? Lick those toesies. But wait, is that 37 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:31,440 Speaker 1: Broadway star Lea Salanga trapped in the basement? What the 38 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:35,600 Speaker 1: hell is going on? Does This Murder Make Me Look Gay? 39 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:41,680 Speaker 1: Stars Michael Uri, Jonathan Freeman, Seyanne Jackson, Frankie Grande, Robin Dejessus, 40 00:02:41,919 --> 00:02:46,680 Speaker 1: Brad Oscar, Nathan Lee Graham, Leah Delaria, Seth Rudetsky, Sean 41 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:50,960 Speaker 1: Patrick Doyle and Broadway legend Lea Salanga featuring Ryan Steele, 42 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:55,760 Speaker 1: Malory Portnoy, Emily Lynn Nacho, Tam Bunting and Kate McKinnon. 43 00:02:55,960 --> 00:03:00,120 Speaker 1: Written and directed by Ted Mallowar. Hilarity Guaranteed or your 44 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:03,720 Speaker 1: money back? Oh wait, you didn't pay for this? Never mind, Ben, 45 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:06,919 Speaker 1: Grab your poppers and enjoy the show. Listen to Does 46 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:08,840 Speaker 1: This Murder Make Me Look Gay? As part of the 47 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:12,760 Speaker 1: Outspoken Network, starting on June seventeenth, on the iHeartRadio app, 48 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:15,760 Speaker 1: Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.