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Speaker 3: Cillion pieces?

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Speaker 1: Would you banana baden ba maybe.

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Speaker 3: Bananas guys, gals, non binary pals, Welcome to another minisode

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Speaker 3: of Bananas.

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Speaker 2: We love the minisodes. I'm uh you guys know Banana

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Speaker 2: Boy number two, Scotty.

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Speaker 3: Landis, I'm banana boy, maybe three or one hundred, Kurt Brown, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: one banana boy. So that every we could just load,

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Speaker 3: we could just load into the into the cinematic universe.

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Speaker 1: Three through three.

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Speaker 2: Through We got a few people, We got a few

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Speaker 2: that one in. But these are you know, your stories,

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Speaker 2: your confessions. I had a funny thing happened, Kurt. I

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Speaker 2: went to a little I went to a resorte type

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Speaker 2: of place in California. I think, I know, it's sunny day,

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Speaker 2: you've been, you've been, and you know when you're in

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Speaker 2: these sort of sunny southern California places, there are people

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Speaker 2: you don't expect to see, yes, goss, And you know what,

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Speaker 2: it's funny, you should say that for real because I

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Speaker 2: was sitting I had this beautiful view, and I was

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Speaker 2: sitting near a pool and.

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Speaker 1: Very nature, it's all natury, very.

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Speaker 2: Tary, and I glanced to my left and I see

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Speaker 2: a gentleman wearing all black T shirt, black jeans, black hair,

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Speaker 2: holding up black coffee. And it was Trent Reznor from show.

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Speaker 2: Was it? Really? It really was.

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Speaker 1: I'm shocked at you know what he looks like. Holy shit,

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Speaker 2: Have exactly you could. He looks exactly the same as

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Speaker 2: he has since nineteen ninety one.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's just preserved himself with just like coffee.

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Speaker 2: He's amazing. But also he's great, he's super tad. He

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Speaker 2: does you know, he does all the Finchier movies. Now,

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Speaker 2: he's like incredible, He's won two Academy Awards. But it

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Speaker 2: positive for him. And then he just shuffled away again.

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Speaker 2: But I was like, that's maybe my favorite celebrity sighting

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Speaker 2: I could I'd like that. It is perfect.

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Speaker 3: I was in my head, I was either it's either

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Speaker 2: Right morrisseyed eating a steak.

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Speaker 3: I've been trying to That's funny to talk about that

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Speaker 3: listening to The Cure recently, Like I put on a

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Speaker 3: Cure playlist, and it is insane. If you actually listen

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Speaker 3: to like all of The Cure's hits, it is the

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Speaker 3: It is so funny that like this defined like the

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Speaker 3: goth like ideology. Yeah, like this just like Mopey wearing

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Speaker 3: all black black fingernail, polish, black lipstick.

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Speaker 1: Then the music is just like.

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Speaker 3: It is so funny, it's and it's it's it's interesting

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Speaker 1: In the fact of like back.

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Speaker 3: Then, back especially when the Cure came out, Like if

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Speaker 3: to The Cure, you were like, oh, they are into Satan.

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Speaker 3: And if those parents had just for a moment listen

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Speaker 3: I can't wait for whatever Olive and Guss like get into.

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Speaker 3: Because there's that generational thing. You know, It's like every

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Speaker 2: I checked out like five years ago. I was like,

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Speaker 1: You're just some sort of I'm not like turn it off.

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Speaker 2: I'm like this is that I'm not buying it, but

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Speaker 1: Yeah I don't, I really, Yeah, it is interesting.

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Speaker 3: All of like the music festivals I want to go

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Speaker 3: to now are music vessels that are specifically curated to

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Speaker 2: Right, Well, my buddy Brendan just was messaging me saying

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Speaker 2: like half joking but half serious, but like Bush is

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Speaker 2: touring with Als in Chains. He's like, we gotta go

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Speaker 2: to this, and like I never like Bush. They're fine again,

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Speaker 2: They're fine. Like I've gotten to the point in life

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Speaker 2: This is gonna sound so stupid, but maybe something will

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Speaker 2: come out of that. The idea and the word wind

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Speaker 2: shield a windshield. Yes, I was laughing so hard that

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Speaker 3: That their first answer, their first answer were's goggles.

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Speaker 2: Yes, exactly, And so we never think about it. It's

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Speaker 2: not a front window of your car. It is a

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Speaker 2: But it's just so funny. They were like, look at

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Speaker 3: I think it's I think the bitch would be generally

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Speaker 3: more generally about science and technology, you know, like, how

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Speaker 3: because I've been thinking about I think we've all been

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Speaker 2: Like we don't know.

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Speaker 3: It will say one thing and then three days later

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Speaker 2: Right, And it's the most unpredictable stuff. Like every time

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Speaker 2: SpaceX lands a rocket on a floating barge on camera race,

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Speaker 2: we video games to become reality. We can do anything,

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Speaker 2: and they were like, no, you're wrong, that's very hard

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so we should.

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Speaker 3: We should get on to actually doing some some stories from.

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Speaker 2: Some confession, some stories. The prompt you can start us off.

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Speaker 2: The prompt was lies I told my parents or my

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Speaker 3: Jump in as per usual. I have one that does

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Speaker 3: not pertain too fine. The theme here it is I

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Speaker 3: My story is a little different. I was bartending when

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Speaker 3: As you can tell, I only provide the best customer service.

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Speaker 3: That is great customer service for just a normal bar.

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Speaker 2: All right. I love that. Also, ASL means American Sign language, right,

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Speaker 3: By the end of the night, via paper and pen,

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Speaker 3: Fast forward seven years later and bam, I have a

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Speaker 1: I love that story.

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Speaker 2: Hearing hearing her say that it might. The sudden flash

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Speaker 2: that came to my mind was why doesn't why don't

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Speaker 2: American universities and colleges, as a language requirement teach American

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Speaker 2: Sign language. I wouldn't take in sign me too, me too,

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Speaker 2: who wouldn't. It's like, of course we need Spanish and Mandarin.

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Speaker 2: We know we need these two moving into the future,

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Speaker 2: but also I want to know sign language.

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Speaker 3: I would love to know sign language. Oh man, it

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Speaker 3: would be yes.

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Speaker 2: I agree we should be a language requirement. Yeah, I

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Speaker 2: But I would love to just be able to be like, oh,

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Speaker 2: this deaf child, I would like to say, how are

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Speaker 1: I took four years of Latin.

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Speaker 2: It is a dead language.

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Speaker 1: No human being speaks or reads it any longer.

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Speaker 3: And I would have much preferred to have taken four

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