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Speaker 2: I kind of do. But I do have a question

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Speaker 1: Yeah, do you believe in miracles? Do you believe in miracles? Betting?

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Speaker 1: I'm guessing you want to bet? No better than winning

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Speaker 1: a bet ray dude, You're worse than South Beach and

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Speaker 1: my buddy Danny, he was on tilt last night betting

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Speaker 1: e sports. You want to bet? Do you believe in miracles? No?

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Speaker 2: The question I had for you is, do you believe

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Speaker 1: All right? You want a five teamer? You want a quarterback?

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Speaker 1: Bet No. I won my Sore Losers fantasy football matchup.

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Speaker 2: He had DJ Moore and Crosskey Merritt going into Monday night.

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Speaker 2: DJ Moore comes out in the first half and has

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Speaker 1: You're almost screwed. And Krosskey Merrick gets the ball. He

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Speaker 2: And then they start using Jeremy McNichols, and then the

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Speaker 2: We went in the bye week and we figure something

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Speaker 1: It's America. Somebody in our league is starting Crosby Merritt. Stop.

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Speaker 1: That guy's like twentieth in the running for Rookie of

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Speaker 2: After that Thursday night, I came in here on Friday

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Speaker 2: Then I made the absolute stupidest decision I've ever made,

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Speaker 2: and I started Justin Fields and Mason Taylor, I mean

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Speaker 2: Lord above in the fantasy world, do you believe in Marya.

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Speaker 1: That's gotta feel good. What's not good is Batter's Bach,

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Speaker 1: This is not a good look because our listeners are

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Speaker 1: gonna hate us. Yeah, they will hate us now we

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Speaker 2: I will say that I feel bad because I didn't

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Speaker 2: I hope he heals nicely his hamstring. He's out because

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Speaker 2: I can't believe I won. And it's like one. It's

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Speaker 2: those wins like that that make you reinvigorated for the

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Speaker 2: We won our ten dollars, I mean, get off my TDS.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, oh my gosh, what what I mean?

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Speaker 2: To win, to win, to win the game, and he

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Speaker 1: Do you believe in miracles? Called the Bears on our

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what the rule is. The rule is

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Speaker 2: That's why my favorite player, Scary Terry to draft in fantasy.

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Speaker 2: You can go look at all my rosters and Scary

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Speaker 2: The dang lineman was there, his helmet was past the centers,

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Speaker 2: And Jade and Daniels fumbles the freaking football with just

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Speaker 1: God, Moody down the middle. Bears win, Bears win. Caleb

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Speaker 1: just a little bit of note taking. Terry McLaurin was

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Speaker 1: for Scary Terry. It is Halloween's seison. It is his

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Speaker 2: But don't they only let pitch four innings. He goes

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Speaker 2: And what's crazy is the Brewers pitchers were matching them

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Speaker 1: There was never any danger.

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Speaker 2: And I'm gonna tell you what, when someone is pitching

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Speaker 1: It's a romantic sport. It really it. That's what I'm saying,

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Speaker 1: it's not football. Hang em, bang on you got, you're

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Speaker 1: gonna rope that calf. They're gonna ride this effing horse.

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Speaker 1: The Titans are gonna ride Bollard hoo, fumble on the ground.

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Speaker 1: It's gone. Camp Ward has got the ball on the

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Speaker 2: Over to you, man, and then you fired your coach

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Speaker 2: man yesterday. How do you feel about that announcer? We

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Speaker 2: got rid of the guy, probably Callahan. Remember we brought

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Speaker 1: We're gonna miss him up in New England. But Callahan

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Speaker 1: with four nineteen, it's not gonna cut it. It's not

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Speaker 1: gonna cut your meat. That's not Wago meat. That's just

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Speaker 1: We're probably gonna replace him with John Crudin We're probably

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Speaker 1: replace him with Peyton Manning.

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Speaker 3: And those are some horses. You want to ride those horses.

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Speaker 1: Man, I gotta hear that announcer again Sunday against the Patriots.

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Speaker 1: I gotta go for a drive.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I saw him flipping through sports last

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Speaker 2: night and I text Batter's Box. I'm like, man, took

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Speaker 2: Atlanta to win. Really need them to win. I said,

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Speaker 2: Chiefs might be the only good in the team in

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Speaker 2: the AFC. Chiefs are it. I really need the Falcons

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Speaker 2: to win this game, like it would be huge.

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Speaker 1: You alive?

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Speaker 2: And then earlier I had texted him, Yes, Jake Moody's awesome.

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Speaker 2: Now an update EF Jake Moody. And then the commander's

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Speaker 2: drive down touchdown, I said, f the Bears, we suck,

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Speaker 2: We're done, we are who we thought we were. And

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Speaker 2: then we drive down touchdown. Bears are back, Bears are back,

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Speaker 1: We suck.

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Speaker 2: Then he replies, Alive Moody. Then a roughing the passer

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Speaker 2: Bears, get it, let's go. He's not responding to any.

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Speaker 1: It feels good. But I don't want you to start

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Speaker 2: That's why I come here, is to do things like that.

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Speaker 2: But that's the great thing is let me check my venmo.

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Speaker 2: Let me see if I've been paid today.

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Speaker 1: Send me and Justin are ten apiece for high score.

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Speaker 2: If you read the email I said, it'll be sent

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Speaker 2: We should probably start the show though. Yeah, I mean,

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Speaker 1: You believe it? Barrigles, here's the good news. You're not

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Speaker 1: And the Patriots are gonna roll the Titans.

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Speaker 2: And I understand you're gonna have an interim coach. There's

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Speaker 1: We lost the Big three, Coach of the Year, rookie

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Speaker 1: We oh the one two so loser? What up, everybody?

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Speaker 1: I am lunchbox.

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Speaker 2: I know the most about sports, so I give you

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Speaker 1: What's up, y'all? It is Sison. I'm from the North.

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Speaker 1: I'm in Alpha Male. I live on the North side

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Speaker 1: First? Man, unfortunate news. We had two deer die near

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Speaker 2: And then do you think one died and the other

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Speaker 1: Bro, I think they were honestly walking together and a

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Speaker 2: That's like yesterday we were driving back from White House

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Speaker 2: my gosh, did you guys see that dead deer?

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Speaker 1: Oh? I can't believe that it was dead right there

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Speaker 1: Where's the dead deer? And he was like, I couldn't

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well they know about death because our dog Waldo died,

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Speaker 1: What are we doing? Yes ever since I drove and

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Speaker 2: It's been a while since I've been up north, and

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Speaker 2: I feel like, I'm like, I do not need to

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Speaker 1: And I don't know how you do it every day. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: thanks man for your concern. That was the bad news

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Speaker 2: Oh so this is your feelings being hurt? Yes, okay,

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Speaker 2: and let me hear it, please, Ray decent segue.

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Speaker 1: So I get on social media and I see a

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Speaker 1: talk as much and I can actually stand him. And

433
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Speaker 1: then they ended the sentence. Then we have another chimer

434
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Speaker 1: in and they said, yeah, you're right, Ray did talk

435
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:31,800
Speaker 1: a little too much before, but now he's tolerable because

436
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:35,760
Speaker 1: he's not talking as much. So then I want to

437
00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:37,960
Speaker 1: chime in and comment why not can't I be a

438
00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:40,840
Speaker 1: chimer in or this is my audio version of the comment.

439
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:44,400
Speaker 1: So I can can't talk too much or I'm annoying.

440
00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:47,440
Speaker 1: I can't talk not at all. Because they said they

441
00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:50,080
Speaker 1: like me and they said I'm great. I have to

442
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:53,480
Speaker 1: find the just right amount of talking where they find

443
00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:54,960
Speaker 1: me hilarious and not annoying.

444
00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:58,880
Speaker 2: Thanks, well, I would say, so far into this podcast,

445
00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:01,240
Speaker 2: we're twenty two minutes in, twenty three minutes in, you've

446
00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:03,359
Speaker 2: talked a lot, so maybe calm it down a little bit.

447
00:23:04,359 --> 00:23:07,280
Speaker 1: So. But also then I wonder did the did they

448
00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:11,000
Speaker 1: have a radio degree like me? I don't have communication studies.

449
00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:14,480
Speaker 1: How are they these experts on the proper amount of communication?

450
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:18,199
Speaker 1: So but I've got to find now every podcast that

451
00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:22,520
Speaker 1: happy medium because of two chimer inners that said too much,

452
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:30,640
Speaker 1: no bueno, too little, not enough in the middle, just right.

453
00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:36,360
Speaker 2: Man, I don't know why you see this is your problem.

454
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:42,080
Speaker 2: You worry about the comments. If they had a podcast

455
00:23:42,119 --> 00:23:44,800
Speaker 2: that was winning awards, if they were one of the

456
00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:50,480
Speaker 2: top rated podcasts in iHeartMedia, then you can maybe listen

457
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:53,520
Speaker 2: to them. Or if you you know, had a president,

458
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:55,199
Speaker 2: you know coming in here and telling you, hey, you

459
00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:58,800
Speaker 2: need to speak less, uh, then you can understand that.

460
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:02,080
Speaker 2: But until they have a podcast that is rated in

461
00:24:02,119 --> 00:24:05,840
Speaker 2: the top six hundred of podcasts and iHeartMedia and has

462
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:10,560
Speaker 2: about one thousand, two hundred and sixty two listeners per week.

463
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:13,840
Speaker 2: Until they get to our level, then I wouldn't take

464
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:14,520
Speaker 2: their feedback.

465
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:20,159
Speaker 1: You want to know the good news. Yeah, Kevin sends

466
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Speaker 1: us a picture and iHeart was having some sort of

467
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Speaker 1: convention in a major city and I would say, on

468
00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:33,360
Speaker 1: this this pull down, what is the thing in your

469
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:37,720
Speaker 1: guy's backyard? Do you guys go projector screen? Projector's projector screen.

470
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Speaker 1: There's about twenty sports podcasts and of those twenty is

471
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Speaker 1: a mini little logo of our podcast. We did make

472
00:24:48,359 --> 00:24:51,640
Speaker 1: the bottom left corner half of it. They cut half

473
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Speaker 1: the logo off, which is fine because Kevin said he

474
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Speaker 1: didn't even notice it when he took the picture. He

475
00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:02,080
Speaker 1: said he happened to look back at the picture and

476
00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:05,520
Speaker 1: he was like, oh my god, the sore losers is

477
00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:08,359
Speaker 1: on that graphic. And he sent it to us and

478
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:10,760
Speaker 1: we will post it on the instant Facebook today to

479
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:13,359
Speaker 1: let you know that we have made the top six

480
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:19,199
Speaker 1: hundred podcasts of iHeartMedia for sports and our fashion. I

481
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:22,199
Speaker 1: think Kevin immediately deleted the picture because it deleted on

482
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Speaker 1: my end, so I can't even see the picture anymore. What, right,

483
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:27,919
Speaker 1: So I was hoping that you still have it. No,

484
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:32,240
Speaker 1: I don't have it because say I send you a picture,

485
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:34,639
Speaker 1: if I delete it on my end, it then deletes

486
00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:37,359
Speaker 1: it on yours. No. Yes, if I was to delete

487
00:25:37,359 --> 00:25:40,680
Speaker 1: our text messages or delete that original picture, it'll show

488
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:43,840
Speaker 1: up as just a blank graphic for you. So I

489
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:45,520
Speaker 1: was almost a little too embarrassed to go up to

490
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:49,080
Speaker 1: Kevin be like, hey, man, we liked that picture so much,

491
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Speaker 1: will you send it to us again?

492
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Speaker 2: Man, the picture of our podcast being on the screen

493
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Speaker 2: auto deleted.

494
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:03,920
Speaker 1: Obviously you were clearing up storage and thought the picture

495
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Speaker 1: was complete as could you please.

496
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:12,040
Speaker 2: Try to find it? I I literally had no idea. Yeah,

497
00:26:12,119 --> 00:26:14,560
Speaker 2: So then I could never post it. And you know

498
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Speaker 2: what's crazy about him is he has twin kids that

499
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:19,320
Speaker 2: are like six months old. Yes, and you know what

500
00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:21,920
Speaker 2: he don't told me he's doing this weekend. He's taken

501
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:25,640
Speaker 2: them to the Patriots Titans game. That's a lot, right,

502
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,560
Speaker 2: that seems miserable. Well, if him and his wife, if

503
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:31,640
Speaker 2: they each have the front loaders, the front the front

504
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:33,719
Speaker 2: loaders are a must, like when you have new kids.

505
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:37,720
Speaker 2: You gotta get that baby carrier thing or the rap thing.

506
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:39,640
Speaker 2: My wife had the rap thing that.

507
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Speaker 1: She like there.

508
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:43,200
Speaker 2: It's awesome because you don't feel like they're No, it's

509
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:46,240
Speaker 2: like a it's almost like a hammock for the kids

510
00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:48,159
Speaker 2: on the front. It's like you wrap them around it.

511
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:50,800
Speaker 2: It's like an a big old ace bandage and you

512
00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:52,560
Speaker 2: wrap it around in all these different ways and they

513
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:54,640
Speaker 2: just sit there and it's like they love it.

514
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Speaker 1: What do you do? You wrap it around your bottom?

515
00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:59,000
Speaker 1: Or no? I never I never used the a spandage.

516
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Speaker 1: I had like.

517
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Speaker 2: A born baby born and it like it's where they

518
00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:06,919
Speaker 2: just you strap them in and you just carry them

519
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:09,560
Speaker 2: and it's not even like they're there. But to take

520
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:14,000
Speaker 2: two six month olds trekking through downtown Nashville across the

521
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:19,080
Speaker 2: pedestrian bridge into that Nissan Stadium, that seems like a lot.

522
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:21,199
Speaker 2: And they never wrote a book on parenting. And you've

523
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:23,080
Speaker 2: probably heard this cliche a million times. No, they have

524
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:24,520
Speaker 2: written a lot of books on parenting.

525
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:27,679
Speaker 1: Actually, you got the perfect parents, kids turn out to

526
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:31,560
Speaker 1: be absolute crap. You got the worst parents, kid turns

527
00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:34,800
Speaker 1: out to be a genius and motivated. How do you

528
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:36,679
Speaker 1: suppose where are you supposed to be as a parent.

529
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:41,159
Speaker 1: Who knows, who cares, who says that Kevin's in the

530
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:42,879
Speaker 1: wrong or right? Now you get a kid do a

531
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:43,560
Speaker 1: football game.

532
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:45,440
Speaker 2: I never said it was wrong or right. I'm saying

533
00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:47,760
Speaker 2: for my own personal enjoyment of the game.

534
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:48,520
Speaker 1: Got it.

535
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:50,679
Speaker 2: It seems like, oh man, that is a lot to

536
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:53,360
Speaker 2: go through to go watch your new England Patriots.

537
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:55,000
Speaker 1: I mean, you don't got to worry about the stadium

538
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:55,800
Speaker 1: getting too loud.

539
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,800
Speaker 2: And you know what, he probably not worry about traffic.

540
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:01,960
Speaker 2: Not gonna be a lot of people there.

541
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:06,240
Speaker 1: They will get waxed though, right.

542
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:07,919
Speaker 2: The good news is he doesn't have to buy the

543
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:10,120
Speaker 2: kids anything from the concessions. He will save money there.

544
00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:14,520
Speaker 2: They don't eat No, they eat boom milk man or formula.

545
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:17,440
Speaker 2: They can't be eating real food at six months, not.

546
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:19,600
Speaker 1: That I know of. So is would she then feed

547
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:23,199
Speaker 1: them at the game? Oh yeah? Really yeah? One on

548
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:25,919
Speaker 1: each one the broadcast accidentally gets a clip of that.

549
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:28,800
Speaker 2: Oh see, that's what they do do that sometimes.

550
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:30,200
Speaker 1: Man. I'll never forget.

551
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:32,920
Speaker 2: When I was like fourteen, I was at an Astros

552
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,440
Speaker 2: game and I went up to go to the bathroom

553
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:38,560
Speaker 2: and there was a lady with her boob out breastfeeding,

554
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:41,520
Speaker 2: and I was like, what the hell is she doing here?

555
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:41,960
Speaker 1: At ant?

556
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,960
Speaker 2: Like in public breastfeeding?

557
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,760
Speaker 1: No, I've seen not. Now I think women they make

558
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:48,840
Speaker 1: more stuff for women to cover up. When I was

559
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:51,520
Speaker 1: a kid, dude, me and my brother, we would always

560
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:53,760
Speaker 1: go staring at my mom, be like keep going keep

561
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:56,640
Speaker 1: at Walmart. They were always hanging out. That's what I mean.

562
00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:59,280
Speaker 1: It was awesome as a kid. I mean I was like,

563
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:02,560
Speaker 1: what is she? It was crazy. But at church, I

564
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:05,720
Speaker 1: believe women went full front. They went full front.

565
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:11,120
Speaker 2: On my mom, like turn around, don't stare hey, smacking

566
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:13,160
Speaker 2: in the back of the head. But at that age

567
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:15,040
Speaker 2: I didn't realize it was a normal thing to do.

568
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:17,440
Speaker 2: And I was just like, whoa. But now they have covers,

569
00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:20,480
Speaker 2: they have blankets, they have blue tints at all the

570
00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:22,800
Speaker 2: sporting at all football games for the moms.

571
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:24,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, they up in the concourse.

572
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:26,080
Speaker 2: You just go in the blue tint and no one

573
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:28,200
Speaker 2: will look in there unless it's Brian Dable and get

574
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:29,520
Speaker 2: her out here, get her out here.

575
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:32,480
Speaker 1: That was the right era for us because my dad

576
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:34,280
Speaker 1: couldn't get away with looking at it, whereas me and

577
00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:36,400
Speaker 1: my brother we were just looking. We were surprised. We

578
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:37,040
Speaker 1: were curious.

579
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:39,200
Speaker 2: We were like, man, what is that that? Oh, breastfeeding

580
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:40,280
Speaker 2: on such a beautiful thing.

581
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:45,440
Speaker 1: I saw a lot of women breastfeeding elementary school, middle school,

582
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:47,440
Speaker 1: and then they started to invent the bajorns and all

583
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:47,920
Speaker 1: that stuff.

584
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:51,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, and now they got baby like blankets and it's like, ah.

585
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:54,040
Speaker 1: You'll sometimes see him at the airport, but Nolazier as

586
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:56,000
Speaker 1: an adult, you can't really stare at the lady, but

587
00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:58,520
Speaker 1: you can do the stretch and look over like that

588
00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:00,320
Speaker 1: a nipple. Yeah.

589
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:03,400
Speaker 2: And so the younger generation, the kids, you feel bad

590
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:05,040
Speaker 2: for them because they're not going to get to see

591
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:08,959
Speaker 2: that as often because women cover up now, so like

592
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:11,000
Speaker 2: my boys, they won't be seeing that when they go

593
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:13,400
Speaker 2: out in public. They won't get to experience.

594
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:15,280
Speaker 1: That so many And you're right in a baseball game,

595
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:17,400
Speaker 1: because that's when they're not really going to be able

596
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:20,000
Speaker 1: to keep the milk cold, right, So that's when they

597
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:20,360
Speaker 1: have to.

598
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:22,800
Speaker 2: Explain the US and the kid gets hungry, like at

599
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:24,480
Speaker 2: a football game, you gotta feed.

600
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:26,600
Speaker 1: The Rockies game. That was also the first time I

601
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:29,400
Speaker 1: saw two dudes kiss. You told me about that. It

602
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:31,880
Speaker 1: was you and your brother. It was we're maybe fifth grade,

603
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:34,000
Speaker 1: fourth grade. It was you and your brother right me. No,

604
00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:36,120
Speaker 1: we watched it. Oh, I thought you guys kiss. We're

605
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:38,800
Speaker 1: sitting there standing outside of Cooers Field. Obviously Dad had

606
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:40,640
Speaker 1: us there four hours. They don't even open the gates

607
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:43,040
Speaker 1: until two hours. Smart dad. We're just standing there in

608
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:45,920
Speaker 1: front of Cooers Field and one guy hops out of

609
00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:48,880
Speaker 1: the jeep. Oh, buddy must be dropping his buddy off.

610
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:51,720
Speaker 1: Other guy hops into the other side of the jeep.

611
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,360
Speaker 1: They start French kissing, and me and my brother and

612
00:30:57,440 --> 00:31:00,760
Speaker 1: my sister like, oh my gosh, Mom, those two dudes

613
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:05,480
Speaker 1: are kissing and they are making out. Bro. I had

614
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:08,800
Speaker 1: never seen two dudes kiss until that moment. Both of

615
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:12,400
Speaker 1: them in Taktops, Denver, Colorado. One of them's going to

616
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:14,600
Speaker 1: the Rockies game. One is not well, the other one

617
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:16,480
Speaker 1: maybe maybe it was parking the car had to go

618
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:20,120
Speaker 1: to work, but they did the biggest French kissing.

619
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:22,760
Speaker 3: Really, whoa those two dudes are kissing.

620
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:26,040
Speaker 1: And my parents are shielding us. I'd opened my eyes.

621
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:28,720
Speaker 1: I didn't know what dude on dude happened. I'd seen

622
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:31,760
Speaker 1: boobs at Walmart. I hadn't seen two dudes kiss yet.

623
00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:34,480
Speaker 1: Your kids had seen the deer. They haven't seen the

624
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:38,400
Speaker 1: boob's milk and they haven't seen the dudeses kiss yet. Wait. Wait,

625
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:41,040
Speaker 1: that's an experience you think he yelled for the deer.

626
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:44,760
Speaker 1: When me and Bro saw two dudes necking outside of

627
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:48,440
Speaker 1: course field, it was normal kiss and then they went

628
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:51,440
Speaker 1: mouth up. They went French kiss. Dude, like just grabbing

629
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:58,520
Speaker 1: at each other. First time seeing two dudes kiss, you

630
00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:00,840
Speaker 1: couldn't skeep us from stick airing at him.

631
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:03,240
Speaker 3: It was dude, it was wild.

632
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:10,240
Speaker 1: In the nineties, two dudes downtown Denver kissing. It had

633
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:12,959
Speaker 1: to have been ten am and they're going full tongue.

634
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:20,240
Speaker 2: Holy crap, you'll never get your first time, dude.

635
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:23,360
Speaker 1: The whole drive home, we had to have been asking

636
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:27,080
Speaker 1: my parents about that. So why would guys kiss? Well Son,

637
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:34,240
Speaker 1: Some people choose the alternative lifestyle? Did they've all have

638
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:37,560
Speaker 1: rocky stank toms on? I remember it plays day at

639
00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:43,120
Speaker 1: Jeep Labrador retriever, nothing but tankies on, just kissing.

640
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:51,280
Speaker 3: Mama, dear ma.

641
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:58,280
Speaker 1: Almost two dudes are kissing. I mean we were two

642
00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:01,920
Speaker 1: feet away from him and they were just doing tongue.

643
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:05,400
Speaker 1: We had never stared so intelly. We thought the boob

644
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:06,520
Speaker 1: sucking was crazy.

645
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 3: Two dudes are tongue sucking. We were from the small town.

646
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:15,520
Speaker 1: Dude, we didn't even have the internet, we didn't have

647
00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:20,800
Speaker 1: cable television. We did it. We hadn't seen anything, and

648
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:24,400
Speaker 1: we see two dudes kissing. Bro, can you imagine how

649
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:26,880
Speaker 1: much of an eye opener that was. I don't even

650
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:29,440
Speaker 1: remember the score of the game, couldn't even tell you

651
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:34,360
Speaker 1: what happened at the game, couldn't tell you no idea.

652
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:44,560
Speaker 1: Two dudes kiss I didn't even know dudes kissed. Dude,

653
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:48,520
Speaker 1: who even kisses like that? I've never french kissed my

654
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:52,600
Speaker 1: wife saying goodbye to her. These two dudes outside on

655
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:58,440
Speaker 1: Blake Street were necking for two minutes straight, Like, who

656
00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:02,120
Speaker 1: even does that? What are the chances? My dad has

657
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:04,720
Speaker 1: us go four hours before the game and we see

658
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:10,360
Speaker 1: the first time two dudes kids. They were probably here

659
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:12,920
Speaker 1: some thing. They're probably newly dating. Yep.

660
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:15,200
Speaker 2: So that's when you use the french kiss your wife

661
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:17,440
Speaker 2: goodbye when you were just dating, you would give her

662
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:18,640
Speaker 2: some tongue as you're leaving.

663
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:20,719
Speaker 1: And it was probably a one night stand, or it

664
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:23,440
Speaker 1: was one because why was the one guy going to

665
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:26,440
Speaker 1: the game and the one guy wasn't Because I had

666
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:28,520
Speaker 1: the dog in it. Take him the dog park, don't

667
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:31,799
Speaker 1: It was like a Saturday. You got to think, though, well,

668
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:38,000
Speaker 1: the fact that you say necking like you're ninety years old. Dude,

669
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,200
Speaker 1: I still have that image in my head. I'll never

670
00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:40,920
Speaker 1: get rid of it.

671
00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:47,680
Speaker 2: Geez, I'll never get In middle school, like we there's

672
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:50,080
Speaker 2: this dude. He would wear the bongo jeans that were

673
00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:53,960
Speaker 2: chick jeans. I think they're called Bongo or cheeko, I

674
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:57,880
Speaker 2: don't know, but he wore the chick jeans and everybody like, man.

675
00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:00,520
Speaker 1: You're wearing girl jeans. You're wear I mean he was

676
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:05,120
Speaker 1: obviously those were girl jeans, though I thought it was like, uh.

677
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:08,480
Speaker 2: No, man, I don't THINKO was both not Jinko. I'm

678
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:11,759
Speaker 2: telling you. It was some girl brand. And he would

679
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:14,880
Speaker 2: wear him loud and proud, and we were just like, dude,

680
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:16,240
Speaker 2: you're wearing chick jeans.

681
00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:16,960
Speaker 1: Do you know? Really?

682
00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:19,359
Speaker 2: Yes, I know, I'm wearing chick jeans. And we didn't

683
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:22,440
Speaker 2: know what he We didn't realize he was gay. Obviously

684
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:24,800
Speaker 2: he's gay, but I didn't know that at the time.

685
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:27,880
Speaker 2: Bright I was just like, dude, You're like, what are

686
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:28,319
Speaker 2: you doing?

687
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:34,040
Speaker 1: Oh man? We should have known he painted his fingernails. Dude,

688
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:36,160
Speaker 1: I didn't tell you about the time I got busted

689
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:40,040
Speaker 1: for wearing Abercrombie. What do you mean, I was in

690
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:42,839
Speaker 1: middle school. I'd never want to hold on. Yeah, take

691
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:48,479
Speaker 1: a break, tell me go for it, Dude, I told

692
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:51,200
Speaker 1: you this man. We never went to Mal's. We never

693
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:55,040
Speaker 1: had internet anything besides eBay and East Bay, So outside

694
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:57,799
Speaker 1: of that, you weren't getting any clothes. Well, new kid

695
00:35:57,840 --> 00:36:00,239
Speaker 1: moved to school and he's wearing Abercrombie and Fitch, They're

696
00:36:00,239 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 1: wearing Hollister, They're wearing what was the other one? Air Apostel,

697
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:09,600
Speaker 1: what American Eagle? What are all these brands? Well, we

698
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:12,360
Speaker 1: go to them all a month later, and I go, mom,

699
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:15,080
Speaker 1: I gotta get some of these designer clothes these kids

700
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:17,840
Speaker 1: are wearing. So I go in in Abercrombie store and

701
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:20,920
Speaker 1: I got me a long sleeve Abercrombie shirt freaking right

702
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:24,400
Speaker 1: across the chest. Dude, Abercrombie. You don't see a problem,

703
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:26,920
Speaker 1: do you. I'm not really catching it. So I go

704
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:31,880
Speaker 1: back to school. I'd never worn anything designer. I didn't

705
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:35,520
Speaker 1: realize there was a difference between Abercrombie and Fitch and

706
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:41,399
Speaker 1: Abercrombie Abercrombie was the kids version, and I go into

707
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:44,759
Speaker 1: middle school wearing an Abercrombie shirt. I shopped at Abercrombie

708
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:48,520
Speaker 1: Kids Bro. I'd never got made fun of so much

709
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:52,920
Speaker 1: for wearing designer clothes in my entire life. I'm the

710
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:56,880
Speaker 1: only dumb ass it's wearing Abercrombie around school, and all

711
00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:59,360
Speaker 1: these football players got Abercrombie and Fitch.

712
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:03,120
Speaker 2: I gotta be honest with you. I had no idea you.

713
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:05,360
Speaker 2: I am forty four years old and I didn't know

714
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:06,080
Speaker 2: there was a difference.

715
00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:08,360
Speaker 1: Well, guess what you learn it real quick when you

716
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:10,799
Speaker 1: walk into school and you wearn an Abercrombie shirt and

717
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:15,600
Speaker 1: everybody's like this kid shopped at Abercrombie Toddlers. Dude, I

718
00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:20,160
Speaker 1: never wore that shirt again. Freaking burnt that thing. That's

719
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:22,279
Speaker 1: what I get for a living in the country. Never

720
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:25,960
Speaker 1: been to a mall before I go to Abercrombie Toddlers.

721
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:29,879
Speaker 2: It's like on t I'm like my grandma. She'd love

722
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:32,239
Speaker 2: to take a shopping back to school shopping or we'd

723
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:35,480
Speaker 2: go on Black Friday for Christmas shopping. And I don't

724
00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:38,560
Speaker 2: know which event this was, if it was back to

725
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:43,200
Speaker 2: school shopping or if it was, you know, Black Friday shopping.

726
00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:48,800
Speaker 2: But my grandma gifted me a pair of red jeans

727
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:51,560
Speaker 2: because she liked the color.

728
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:52,799
Speaker 1: That's a tough ware.

729
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:56,239
Speaker 2: And I got those jeans and I was like, all right,

730
00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:59,480
Speaker 2: grandma likes them. I'm gonna wear these school. And I

731
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:02,040
Speaker 2: put them in my drawer and I go one morning,

732
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:05,760
Speaker 2: I pull them out and I look at those red jeans.

733
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:07,280
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm gonna wear them tomorrow.

734
00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:11,799
Speaker 2: And so the next day I got those red jeans out.

735
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:14,640
Speaker 2: I looked at him. I'm like, it doesn't match his shirt.

736
00:38:14,719 --> 00:38:18,920
Speaker 2: I'll try tomorrow. I did that for seven days straight,

737
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:22,160
Speaker 2: and then just decided, I'm never gonna wear those red

738
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:25,840
Speaker 2: jeans in my life, Grandma. And so those red jeans

739
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:31,160
Speaker 2: sat on the bottom of my drawer for two years.

740
00:38:31,719 --> 00:38:34,640
Speaker 2: I never wore them. I never told Grandma I couldn't,

741
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:37,120
Speaker 2: I wouldn't wear them, that I didn't like them. I

742
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:39,560
Speaker 2: just let her think that I wore those red jeans.

743
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:42,920
Speaker 2: They never left the drawer after those first seven days.

744
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:44,840
Speaker 2: The first seven days, I did pick them up and

745
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:49,200
Speaker 2: look at them, but I could never in my heart

746
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:51,960
Speaker 2: pull those on over my legs to wear them to school.

747
00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:54,799
Speaker 2: I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. It's sort of

748
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:57,640
Speaker 2: like when I was in college. Grandma and Grandpa used

749
00:38:57,640 --> 00:39:00,680
Speaker 2: to send me care packages, which was so them. They

750
00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:03,880
Speaker 2: would go to Sam's and they'd buy Sam's size of everything,

751
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:06,719
Speaker 2: and you know what, they love to send me the

752
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:12,520
Speaker 2: Sam's size of goldfish, brutal. Here's the problem. I don't

753
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:17,000
Speaker 2: like goldfish. I think goldfish tastes like crap, not my snack.

754
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:20,160
Speaker 2: But did I ever have the heart to tell Grandma

755
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:22,040
Speaker 2: and Grandpa that I didn't like the goldfish.

756
00:39:22,239 --> 00:39:24,279
Speaker 1: They just went on on a limb getting you an

757
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:26,640
Speaker 1: entire box of goldfish.

758
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:28,920
Speaker 2: They just went out on a limb buying me snacks.

759
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:31,920
Speaker 2: And there were some great snacks, the animal crackers. Oh

760
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:34,680
Speaker 2: devoured those, but loved them. But the fish, though, But

761
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:38,920
Speaker 2: the goldfish were not my thing. And I never told them.

762
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:41,680
Speaker 2: And here, looking back, it's so stupid. It'd be like, hey, Grandma,

763
00:39:41,719 --> 00:39:44,200
Speaker 2: when you're getting snacks next time, maybe leave out the goldfish.

764
00:39:44,239 --> 00:39:47,399
Speaker 2: Don't really like them, That's simple. Yeah, And they would

765
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:49,120
Speaker 2: have loved to and they would have sent me something else,

766
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:53,279
Speaker 2: but instead I gave them away every time, never ate them.

767
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:57,279
Speaker 2: So the red jeans and the goldfish, and unluckily that

768
00:39:57,320 --> 00:39:59,839
Speaker 2: my grandparents are no longer with us, so I never

769
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,480
Speaker 2: I told them about me not liking the goldfish or

770
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:03,160
Speaker 2: the red jeans.

771
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:05,520
Speaker 1: It's the thought sometimes you don't have to tell people

772
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:09,320
Speaker 1: the specifics. You know, the red jeans though that was

773
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:12,719
Speaker 1: out there. Grandma had to know that. She probably knew

774
00:40:12,719 --> 00:40:14,880
Speaker 1: your personality could pull it off, but it was risky.

775
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:17,719
Speaker 1: The goldfish probably to them, it was always just a

776
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:20,960
Speaker 1: staple where most people love goldfish. I do, but you

777
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,400
Speaker 1: can only do the small boxes. I know, the exact

778
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:26,080
Speaker 1: one they got you well, and that just had to dude.

779
00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:29,960
Speaker 1: My freaking mom sends me twenty bottles. She worked at

780
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:33,360
Speaker 1: Salvation Army. Oh so in college, she goes, hey, we

781
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:35,960
Speaker 1: got these twenty bottles of shampoo in and I go, great,

782
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,239
Speaker 1: that'll last me all four years of college. So she

783
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:42,000
Speaker 1: sends it with me down to college. For some reason,

784
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:48,200
Speaker 1: it the shampoo smelled like piss. Oh okay, And so

785
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:49,719
Speaker 1: I put it on my hair and I go, that

786
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:53,360
Speaker 1: kind of smells like piss. Next day I'll put shampoo

787
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:57,520
Speaker 1: on man. That shampoo kind of smells like piss. The

788
00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:59,320
Speaker 1: only thing I can think of is that it expired

789
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:01,279
Speaker 1: or something and it just went bad. Rot in the

790
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:04,680
Speaker 1: Salvation Army. I was putting rotted shampoo. So it was

791
00:41:04,719 --> 00:41:07,560
Speaker 1: snowed out. It snowed at college in Chicago, and my

792
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:10,400
Speaker 1: roommates Okay, so I'd worn this shampoo that smelled like piss.

793
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:13,120
Speaker 1: I didn't have money to go like buy shampoo, so.

794
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:16,080
Speaker 2: This she had money to buy Abercron more of.

795
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:20,359
Speaker 1: Course, the abercromy toddler and so bro. Maybe the third

796
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:23,440
Speaker 1: or fourth day, then my roommates are like, dude, that

797
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:27,680
Speaker 1: shampoo kind of smells dank, and I'm like, I know, right,

798
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:31,760
Speaker 1: goes by next day they're like, hey, Bro, we opened

799
00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:34,160
Speaker 1: your shit. So now they're going into the shower actually

800
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:36,440
Speaker 1: opening it, you know, before they just smelled it on me.

801
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:40,160
Speaker 1: They're like, dude, you that shampoo smells like piss. And

802
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:41,560
Speaker 1: then it kind of was starting to spread to our

803
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:43,880
Speaker 1: other friends. At this shampoo I had smelled like piss,

804
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:46,799
Speaker 1: and so I was like getting embarrassed. Bro. I came

805
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:50,480
Speaker 1: up when they texted me, hey man, we actually opened

806
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:52,879
Speaker 1: up your shampoo and it really does smell like piss.

807
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:55,120
Speaker 1: You need to throw it away. I'm like, fucking mom,

808
00:41:55,680 --> 00:42:00,040
Speaker 1: gets me twenty bottles of piss filled shampoo from the

809
00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:03,600
Speaker 1: Salvation Army. These are probably like ten cent shampoo some

810
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:07,359
Speaker 1: bum pissed in. They're worthless. Bro I went home, took

811
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:10,719
Speaker 1: that entire box of twenty shampoos in the snow in

812
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:13,600
Speaker 1: Chicago and chucked every single one of them on the

813
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:17,240
Speaker 1: asphalt and shattered broke all over this cement. Not shattered,

814
00:42:17,239 --> 00:42:20,360
Speaker 1: but just the plastic just broke. I was like freaking

815
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:25,719
Speaker 1: press filled shampoo press field for twenty bottles. I threw everyone,

816
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:30,160
Speaker 1: and my roommates came home and they're like, dude, did you.

817
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:33,120
Speaker 3: Throw all your shampoo in the parking lot?

818
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:37,680
Speaker 1: And they were crying, laughing because the whole parking lot

819
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:42,600
Speaker 1: was filled in fists. Dude, I love that. Throw it away.

820
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:45,760
Speaker 2: You say that your mom, No, no, but it's smelled

821
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:52,759
Speaker 2: like press. Oh man, Happy Wednesday, man, you guys have

822
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:53,440
Speaker 2: a good Wednesday.

823
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:55,799
Speaker 1: Don't get me started on the freaking protein balls that

824
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:58,120
Speaker 1: she got me from the Salvation Army.

825
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:00,879
Speaker 2: They were like, hold on, we'll take a break. Let's

826
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:02,200
Speaker 2: hear all about them. Right after this.

827
00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:07,080
Speaker 1: Hit me with them. She got me these? What are

828
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:10,560
Speaker 1: the U I want to make sure I'm right on

829
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:14,759
Speaker 1: these smaller little dots. You can maybe put it on

830
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:18,200
Speaker 1: ice cream, you know those little chocolate chunks. Maybe they're Nestley.

831
00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:22,760
Speaker 1: I think it's nest Ley. It's like a wafer or something, okay,

832
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:26,600
Speaker 1: or you're kind just like little crumbs. Sure, but it's

833
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:29,760
Speaker 1: like a little ball. So that was this company's idea,

834
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:31,400
Speaker 1: and it got sent to the Salvation Army because I'm

835
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:33,640
Speaker 1: guessing the company shut down. Then it went way up,

836
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:35,640
Speaker 1: got it. My mom sends them to me and like

837
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:38,759
Speaker 1: for sure expired, like for sure, no doubt. And so

838
00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:40,719
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, I'm a bodybuilder. I'll start doing them

839
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:44,040
Speaker 1: every day at the gym. It's these little balls, like

840
00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:46,640
Speaker 1: miniature and you just choke them down. So I gave

841
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:49,200
Speaker 1: them to my buddies roommates. Again, great guys, man, they've

842
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:52,040
Speaker 1: only made fun of me the entire semester. Abercrombie shirt,

843
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:54,480
Speaker 1: made fun of shampoo, made fun of why not, made

844
00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:56,200
Speaker 1: fun of me for the protein balls. So I give

845
00:43:56,239 --> 00:43:57,719
Speaker 1: them to them. I'm like, hey, guys, after the gym

846
00:43:57,760 --> 00:44:00,680
Speaker 1: football practice, do these protein things? My mom bunch of them.

847
00:44:00,719 --> 00:44:02,880
Speaker 1: They're like this big, just little balls go in your

848
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:09,799
Speaker 1: mouth and they would have lasted the entire semester one roommate, bro.

849
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:12,320
Speaker 1: I tried to do it, choke it down after football practice.

850
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:14,480
Speaker 1: Those things are terrible. You need a full cup of

851
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:16,600
Speaker 1: water if you're gonna try and drink them. They're so dry,

852
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:19,239
Speaker 1: like they have no taste. All right, man, Sorry about

853
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:22,080
Speaker 1: that other guy. He's a tennis player. Hey man, dude,

854
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:24,120
Speaker 1: thanks for those protein things. I tried it, practiced with

855
00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:26,560
Speaker 1: a sun beating down though, Like those things were impossible

856
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:29,680
Speaker 1: to choke down. Yeah that's what Jared said too. Yeah,

857
00:44:29,719 --> 00:44:33,960
Speaker 1: same thing. Not me, dude. For the next month, I'm

858
00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:37,719
Speaker 1: choking down these protein miniature protein balls. My mom gave

859
00:44:37,719 --> 00:44:40,319
Speaker 1: me that it had expired probably two years ago, and

860
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:44,880
Speaker 1: it's impossible. Okay, your body building. I'm choking down protein

861
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:48,080
Speaker 1: balls for forty five minutes. I got to the final

862
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:52,000
Speaker 1: ten of them, little containers of them. It probably would

863
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:53,759
Speaker 1: have been another two weeks. It took me to take

864
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:57,319
Speaker 1: and I'm like, not doing it, not doing it.

865
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:01,719
Speaker 2: I took those same protein balls and I went in

866
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:03,280
Speaker 2: the parking lot.

867
00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:05,800
Speaker 3: And I busted every single.

868
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:06,040
Speaker 1: One of them.

869
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:11,880
Speaker 3: I don't know where we got.

870
00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:14,800
Speaker 1: This selvision army crap from, but it was all crap.

871
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:19,439
Speaker 1: Never told mom that freaking a dude.

872
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:22,279
Speaker 2: That's like my roommate in college, man John. He was

873
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:26,080
Speaker 2: from Alesion Fields, Texas. Small town in East Texas.

874
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:27,319
Speaker 1: Never heard of it.

875
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:31,200
Speaker 2: Had a stop sign, a post office and that's about it.

876
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:35,839
Speaker 2: And so my parents were beginto selling books online, heard

877
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:38,080
Speaker 2: about it and they said, you know what books sell,

878
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:42,960
Speaker 2: the best gay sex books. And I said, guys, you're

879
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:43,359
Speaker 2: in luck.

880
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:44,120
Speaker 1: I got a couple.

881
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:46,280
Speaker 2: I said, Mom, Dad, let's you ready to play a prank?

882
00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:50,120
Speaker 2: And they said, oh yeah. So I went into John's

883
00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:57,239
Speaker 2: wallet and I got his home address, and so I

884
00:45:57,280 --> 00:46:01,720
Speaker 2: had my mom and dad mail him a gay sex

885
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:07,200
Speaker 2: book to our apartment, but the return address was his

886
00:46:07,239 --> 00:46:09,320
Speaker 2: home address.

887
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:11,279
Speaker 1: And I'm just waiting.

888
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:15,480
Speaker 2: Waiting for him to say something because I know it's

889
00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:17,400
Speaker 2: going to take two three days for it to arrive

890
00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:24,920
Speaker 2: in San Antonio at Pinoak, and it never comes. He

891
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:29,520
Speaker 2: never says a word of it. Seven months later, when

892
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:32,239
Speaker 2: we're moving out, maybe six months later we're moving out,

893
00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:35,800
Speaker 2: I bring it up and.

894
00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:42,359
Speaker 1: He goes, that was you, That was you, guys. He goes,

895
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:43,600
Speaker 1: oh my god.

896
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:47,279
Speaker 2: He goes, I got the mail that day and I

897
00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:51,120
Speaker 2: saw a package from my parents. He goes, I opened

898
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:54,400
Speaker 2: it up as I'm walking back to the apartment and

899
00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:57,080
Speaker 2: I opened it up and it was a gay sex book.

900
00:46:58,239 --> 00:47:01,120
Speaker 2: And he said, well, I'll be damn, my parents think

901
00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:07,360
Speaker 2: I'm gay. He goes, Holy crap, my parents think I'm gay.

902
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:09,480
Speaker 2: He goes, I went straight to the dumpster and threw

903
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:11,120
Speaker 2: it in the dumpster. He goes, I wasn't gonna mess

904
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:13,840
Speaker 2: with that crap. He goes, For the last six months,

905
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:17,120
Speaker 2: I've been thinking my parents think I'm gay. And it

906
00:47:17,239 --> 00:47:18,640
Speaker 2: was your damn parents all along.

907
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:23,120
Speaker 1: You guys were playing pseudo coup. He was playing jinga.

908
00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:26,160
Speaker 1: You did the return address to his parents, linking it

909
00:47:26,239 --> 00:47:30,080
Speaker 1: all together. You need to commit a crime that was

910
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:34,760
Speaker 1: a multi level. For six months, he thought his parents

911
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:37,120
Speaker 1: thought he was gay. He's in the bathroom just staring

912
00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:37,760
Speaker 1: at himself.

913
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:41,439
Speaker 2: It's like he's like, he said, He started going, why

914
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:42,439
Speaker 2: did they think I'm gay?

915
00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:45,080
Speaker 1: What? What have I said? What have I done that

916
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:47,520
Speaker 1: makes them think? I don't like? What? What is it like?

917
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:48,920
Speaker 1: What he was like?

918
00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:50,120
Speaker 2: And I don't know how to bring it up to

919
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:51,799
Speaker 2: him about hey, mom, dad, I'm not gay.

920
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:53,799
Speaker 1: Don't worry, you know, He's like, So I just didn't

921
00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:55,480
Speaker 1: say anything. He goes, I'm just gonna take that to

922
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:58,560
Speaker 1: my grave. But then for him to jump and think

923
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:00,759
Speaker 1: that's why they sent it to him, Like, if you're

924
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:02,279
Speaker 1: in a relationship with a girl, what are they going

925
00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:05,719
Speaker 1: to send you porn? I don't know, but it was

926
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:08,560
Speaker 1: sunny you started dating a girl. Here's a really good

927
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:09,600
Speaker 1: cinemac to porno.

928
00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:11,640
Speaker 2: But I'm sorry, I just thought it was hilarious that

929
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:14,000
Speaker 2: he didn't even say anything. He didn't say a word.

930
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:15,280
Speaker 2: He just threw it straight in the dumpster.

931
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:22,239
Speaker 1: The gay porn dumpster, the piss shampoo dumpster, parking lot,

932
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:27,840
Speaker 1: then dumpster, the protein mini balls in a container, parking lot, snow,

933
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:29,320
Speaker 1: then dumpster.

934
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:32,799
Speaker 2: This podcast you talking too much?

935
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:39,759
Speaker 1: Dumpster. If this podcast sucked, take it and throw it

936
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:42,239
Speaker 1: in the parking lot, bust it up. I don't care.

937
00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:45,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't tell anybody about it, because I mean, yeah,

938
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:47,120
Speaker 2: just take it to your grave. Man, I don't know,

939
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:49,719
Speaker 2: just like my roommate. All right, I gotta go, man,

940
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:50,360
Speaker 2: But yeah.

941
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:52,319
Speaker 1: If it did suck, don't tell us. We don't want

942
00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:55,319
Speaker 1: to know, just like Grandma, just like mom. Yeah, they

943
00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:57,680
Speaker 1: don't ever need to know. The goldfish, the red pants,

944
00:48:57,760 --> 00:49:00,200
Speaker 1: the Abercrombie shirt, we don't need to know. Guys, just

945
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:03,160
Speaker 1: just move on with your life. They don't tell us anyways.

946
00:49:03,239 --> 00:49:05,399
Speaker 1: I couldn't ever tell you if a podcast was good, bad,

947
00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:08,200
Speaker 1: or indifferent on our Facebook, I think they like it

948
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:10,960
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I got to go to alternate sources

949
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:12,640
Speaker 1: to see if they hate me. You worry about it

950
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:14,480
Speaker 1: too much, right, But on Facebook they never All they

951
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:17,120
Speaker 1: ever post is their best list, how much they hand

952
00:49:17,239 --> 00:49:19,239
Speaker 1: raiser or their teachers Amazon list