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Speaker 1: What's up with you a minute? Is this the right number?

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Speaker 1: It's a line, good.

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Speaker 2: By, Just call me back if you haven't heard the

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Speaker 2: loser line before. It works like this. Let's say someone

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Speaker 2: approaches you while you're out at the club and uses

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Speaker 2: this charming pickup line on you. Excuse me, miss, but

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Speaker 2: I think you accidentally sat in the pile of sugar.

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Speaker 3: Because you hear a pretty sweet bit.

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Speaker 2: But whatever you do very direct? Was this the urge

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Speaker 2: to take his phone and call his parents because he's

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Speaker 2: out past his bedtime? Instead tell him you think his

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Speaker 2: pickup line was hilarious and very grown up. Very thank you,

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Speaker 2: But I already knew that about me, you think, And

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Speaker 2: that's when you give him the number to the loser line,

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Speaker 2: so hopefully he leaves you an awkward voicemail. We could

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Speaker 2: play on the air voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 4: Hey Jackie, I know it's been like two weeks since

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Speaker 4: we met, and if you saw me again, you might

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Speaker 4: not recognize me because I just got the nears. I

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Speaker 4: don't know if you can hear, but I kind of

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Speaker 4: talk different.

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Speaker 5: Oh boy, they they're bright and slippery. I just like

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Speaker 5: to keep running my tongue over them. They just feel

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Speaker 5: so good. I didn't stop. Yeah, you gotta come take

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Speaker 5: a look at these topplers. Take a look at them

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Speaker 5: up close and personal. I bet you could even see

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Speaker 5: a reflection in them if you look close. I think

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Speaker 5: you're gonna like it.

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Speaker 4: I sure do.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, he doesn't need anyone else.

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Speaker 6: You just sounded like he was kissing.

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Speaker 2: Himself, kissing him and you're done, and he's like, did you.

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Speaker 5: Feel Yeah, I want you to kiss me.

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Speaker 7: I just want you to run your tongue.

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Speaker 6: Over the top of me.

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Speaker 2: Maybe thinke, but you could tell of feelings there are

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Speaker 2: real Yeah, with his mouth.

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Speaker 7: His dentists must be very pleased.

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Speaker 3: Next message, Hey, it's a look. I'm sorry to call

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Speaker 3: you this, lad, but I just I feel.

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Speaker 5: Like when we were talking earlier, you.

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Speaker 3: Know, when I told you I had an orange allergy,

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Speaker 3: I think it wasn't clear. I'm not allergic to just

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Speaker 3: like oranges, you know, the fruit. I mean, I'm allergic

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Speaker 3: to literally anything colored orange. My body just can't take it. Like,

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Speaker 3: I know, it sounds super weird to me. I get it,

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Speaker 3: but I swear if I eat or drink anything orange

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Speaker 3: colored like carrots, cheetos, dumpkin pies, even buffalo sauce. Like, literally,

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Speaker 3: that's my life. It's an orange world and I'm unfortunately

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Speaker 3: stuck in it, so I thought you should probably otherwise normal.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, totally normal.

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Speaker 7: Is it bad that I wouldn't even mind the allergy?

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Speaker 7: It's just the way she said orange, saying orange orange.

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Speaker 4: I don't know, you know, I'm terrible at.

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Speaker 1: Orange.

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Speaker 2: Well, speaking of orange, all of our Loser line clips

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Speaker 2: today are powered by orange traffic cones. Sure you see

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Speaker 2: them everywhere, but have you ever considered buying one? Don't

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Speaker 2: let your local government have all the fun. Buy a

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Speaker 2: dozen Orange traffic cones today and let the party begin.

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Speaker 2: The offer is exclusive on the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok shop.

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Speaker 2: And while you're there, I want to check out a

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Speaker 2: few videos. Laugh to your orange in the facenes. Just

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Speaker 2: remember you're never alone with a big, bright orange cone.

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Speaker 2: Why did your happiness today?

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Speaker 4: Now back to the.

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Speaker 6: Clipse, bonjour, Chloe said, looks to doing that. Sorry, he

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Speaker 6: using Google translat. I just want to say it was really, really,

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Speaker 6: really cool meeting you, and honestly, I'm surprised when you

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Speaker 6: said that you were like an exchange French student, because

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Speaker 6: I didn't detect any French accent at all, which I

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Speaker 6: but I guess you must have studied a lot. English

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Speaker 6: is really really really good. I know probably aren't into

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Speaker 6: like these own culture and American guys, but I still

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Speaker 6: want to ask Buda two st Chris Dog French fries

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Speaker 6: we we.

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Speaker 2: That's not French.

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Speaker 3: I don't think that's how Google.

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Speaker 2: Like French toast is also.

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Speaker 1: Not friends you know what?

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Speaker 7: Sweet of him though, to try, yeah, to communicate and

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Speaker 7: actually that.

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Speaker 6: Is how Google translate words.

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Speaker 4: It's pretty bad.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, is there a chance Google Translate is like

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Speaker 2: purposely refusing to help him and is giving him bad

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Speaker 2: intel on purpose?

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Speaker 7: Do you take Google Translate even knows that that girl

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Speaker 7: wasn't French?

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Speaker 3: That yeah, stupid American.

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Speaker 1: Hey this is Paul. I've left you like fourteen messages

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Speaker 1: at this point, so this will probably be my last. Uh.

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure if you know this, but I paid

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Speaker 1: for a billboard with your face on it and your

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Speaker 1: general description and it says, hey, I've seen my future wife.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, I don't know if you saw it. H

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Speaker 1: Two problems. One they gave me a really bad location,

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Speaker 1: so it's basically it's behind the seven to eleven and

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Speaker 1: it's facing the train track, so that's not great. Second,

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Speaker 1: I keep getting phone calls from Randos who think it's

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Speaker 1: about them, and it's not. So if you can just

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Speaker 1: run down to twelfth Street, just take a peek, call

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Speaker 1: me and I can take the billboards out. I love you.

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Speaker 3: I love.

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Speaker 2: It's funny because we've actually done like laser story news

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Speaker 2: stuff about things like this. We've never actually had somebody

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Speaker 2: call in and leave a voicemail about it.

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Speaker 3: That's wild.

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Speaker 7: And he has the Loser Line agree that he doesn't

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Speaker 7: even actually have communications. I love how he's also shocked

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Speaker 7: that he's getting calls from Rando's. You just put your

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Speaker 7: phone billboard behind a seven to eleven.

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Speaker 2: Billboards are a love language. Nobody talks about that anymore.

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Speaker 2: We were on billboards for a while context we were

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Speaker 2: upside down once.

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Speaker 1: That was a good time.

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Speaker 2: Listen to the Loser Line regularly at this time every week,

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Speaker 2: and make sure you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffery

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Speaker 2: YouTube where you can look in every Loser Line, all

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Speaker 2: our second dates and phone taps right there. We're a

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Speaker 2: new phone tap.

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Speaker 4: Right after this, Brooke

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Speaker 3: And Jeffrey in the morning