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Speaker 1: Do you wanna welcome you back home? Tell us all

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Speaker 1: about it? Re scared her?

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Speaker 3: Was it fine?

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Speaker 2: Now? Porn?

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Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need ride?

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Speaker 5: Right with Karen and Chris.

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Speaker 6: Welcome to do you need a ride? This is Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 6: I'm about to jump in the car with Karen Kilgarriff.

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Speaker 6: We are late to pick up Eddie Pepatone. His actually

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Speaker 5: Hi just doing that and then I'll give you your mite.

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Speaker 5: It's impossible and there's that, got it.

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Speaker 1: Everything's impossible, right.

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Speaker 5: Everything's impossible.

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Speaker 1: That's my new approach.

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Speaker 6: I guess if you just expect everything to be impossible,

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Speaker 5: And they've been doing first of all, American Airlines is

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Speaker 1: Are you calling them out?

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Speaker 5: Well?

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Speaker 6: I mean that's the worst place on earth. It's the

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Speaker 5: Be driving too. Of course we don't actually get out

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Speaker 5: We have to drive into all these people.

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Speaker 3: And also I think it creates that tension. People sitting

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Speaker 1: To people always. Ooh, there's Eddie hold On calling.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I'm a terminal Internal four. And if you are

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Speaker 5: We are close.

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Speaker 5: We are already recording or less.

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Speaker 3: We'll just keep our eye open for you. Yeah, try

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Speaker 6: I have special hat.

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Speaker 4: Great, okay, so you'll see me.

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Speaker 3: Your podcast hot, okay, great, Yeah, and definitely be better

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Speaker 1: Of our Howard Kramer podcast. I really did down on you.

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Speaker 6: I'm just saying some dead, some apparitions are able to

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Speaker 5: Gonna just pick him up I'm hunched over.

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Speaker 5: You know what I enjoy, Chris electronic penis.

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Speaker 5: And we're a bad You currently hate what you're listening.

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Speaker 5: Now have you been hanging out with DJs? Where did

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Speaker 1: I know nouns. I know many specialized nouns.

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Speaker 1: I have brags. I have brags all day long.

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Speaker 5: I was in a.

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Speaker 6: Riff session with someone that and it was all inside jokes.

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Speaker 5: What are you going to be?

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Speaker 6: But I also, hey, I was there too, you guys,

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Speaker 1: You know, there's something about Howard Kramer.

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Speaker 3: Though he's a special spirit, he affects me in a

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Speaker 1: Well, I think no, it's not.

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Speaker 3: You love it only because I absolutely love him, But

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Speaker 5: More like that's what you.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, there about your garbage in a trash can.

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Speaker 1: Go way, raccoon, you're the worst.

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Speaker 5: The riffing raccoon is doing political ship.

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Speaker 5: That's the best video.

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Speaker 5: I'm being racist maybe.

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Speaker 6: But yeah, you that was a great already though, this

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Speaker 3: All cylinders but doesn't have a housing in the oil pan.

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Speaker 5: We're not so close. We are late, but we are

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Speaker 6: Of trying to think of someone a famous example of superstition.

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Speaker 3: But anyway, just any super like like like, don't black

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I have a real like show up early because

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Speaker 1: Don't put your hat on the bed. That's one of

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Speaker 6: Right right when Eddie gets in and takes off the

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Speaker 3: Bed, please, don't put it on the bed, and there

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Speaker 6: Here, he'll just be revealing that you sometimes sleep in

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Speaker 3: Sometimes I like to go just to park on a

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Speaker 5: That's all.

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Speaker 1: This is not true, that is all. I don't have

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Speaker 6: Sake of joking. She's not really attracted to Howard. She's

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Speaker 1: I mean, I might be attracted to him, but I

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Speaker 5: We can tell he's handsome, knows he's handsome. I just

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Speaker 1: You're attracted to him or you're handsome too.

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Speaker 4: Well.

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Speaker 6: During the podcast, I felt intimidated because I'm attracted to

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Speaker 6: I want to.

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Speaker 5: Be like this guy in these ways.

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Speaker 6: It's not a let's get naked friend, it's a I

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Speaker 6: wish that I might, you know. And we started making

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Speaker 6: fun of our own podcast. I know yours has a format.

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Speaker 3: And studio and that's so unattracted and yeah, just no

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Speaker 3: power movest you know why, because Howard is an alpha.

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Speaker 1: That's what it is.

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Speaker 3: He's alpha all the way, So you find yourself, you

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Speaker 1: It's so not me, but like it's just the effect

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Speaker 5: Not a lot of kin. And that's not to say

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Speaker 5: he's mean to freshman high school freshman.

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Speaker 1: I think he would be.

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Speaker 5: Would he would, he'd make Oh and we're gonna get

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Speaker 5: right in here, yep, right here?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, terminal.

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Speaker 6: You've done it all the time, entering l as. She's

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Speaker 6: done it about a thousand times. But I had to

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Speaker 3: And it's American, which is eternal four. So is that

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it is? Indeed?

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Speaker 1: Is that is that him? Again?

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Speaker 5: I don't know it is?

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Speaker 1: Hello? Hold on, hold on, hold.

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Speaker 3: On, No, you stay on this side, Yes, stay by

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Speaker 3: the terminal side. We are we just we're just making

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Speaker 3: the loop right now. We're moments away from you.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yes, okay, yes, yes, we'll be there within

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Speaker 5: three minutes, probably minutes.

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Speaker 4: Okay.

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Speaker 5: That sounds amazing.

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Speaker 6: That's I just figured out how we should be recording

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Speaker 6: our podcast. I stand at the airport terminal. You put

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Speaker 6: me on speaker phone.

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Speaker 1: It just sounded so great, Yeah, so real.

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Speaker 6: Well it's hopefully he's uh, he's tired. I imagine he's

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Speaker 3: But the question he was asking is kind of hilarious

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Speaker 3: because he was basically saying, should I go stand where

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, no, that would be bad, very bad, He's like,

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Speaker 6: and then we would just stop in the road.

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Speaker 5: I guess we could pull it off, but people would

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Speaker 5: yell at us.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it'd be good.

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Speaker 6: Here at La Go. It washes over me right when

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Speaker 6: I enter this shithole. I really don't like being here,

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Speaker 6: and it's part of my job. It's okay, you're right.

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Speaker 1: Breathe just some nice deed, is it?

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Speaker 5: In the nose or out the nose, through the nails.

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Speaker 3: Out the mouth in blue out red? In blue out red?

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Speaker 3: And we're coming up on it.

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Speaker 5: Feel better, shuttle, I feel better?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, No, it's gonna be fine.

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Speaker 5: What are you doing?

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Speaker 6: Squarely, just because you have a lime green car doesn't

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Speaker 5: I hope that wasn't gun fire.

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Speaker 6: Oh this place, this place really stresses me out.

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Speaker 5: This is crazy.

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Speaker 6: Terminal four will be on the other side. I'm afraid

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Speaker 6: we have to cut past.

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Speaker 1: But we don't do that cut through because that would

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Speaker 1: be bad.

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Speaker 5: No, No, that would be bad.

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Speaker 6: I think we actually have to do this loop and

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Speaker 6: go past International, which you.

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Speaker 5: Know I don't.

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Speaker 1: It sucks.

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Speaker 5: It's Europeans.

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Speaker 1: It's kind of stopped.

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Speaker 5: Going to be a Europeans.

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Speaker 3: Oh, there's gonna be so many manned sandals and high

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Speaker 3: waisted shorts.

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Speaker 5: Why is everyone stopped? This makes us a liar.

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Speaker 6: About three minutes, It's okay, it's gonna be more like

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Speaker 1: Calmback, wait, let's just let the three minutes pass.

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Speaker 5: Okay, before we warn him.

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Speaker 3: No, anxiety is such a fascinating thing. Look at this guy.

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Speaker 6: What, oh, just be sideways parkat lax fucking phone number

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Speaker 6: one eight nine one zero seven seven five?

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Speaker 5: What's about to find out how they're driving?

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Speaker 4: Was? It was not good? It was bad.

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Speaker 5: I didn't like it.

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Speaker 6: I guess that that was a phone number for Actually

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Speaker 6: we just advertised for them. That wasn't a phone number.

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Speaker 3: You know what park cat park hat shuttle at lax

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Speaker 3: when you want your shuttles sideways as all hell.

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Speaker 5: And stopped in traffic atslip Dickens.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I just wish Eddie could see how close we were.

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Speaker 5: I wish he could see how great his episode was.

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Speaker 1: That we spent the whole time talking about Howard Graver.

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Speaker 5: Oh well, well, well, what's the opposite of an alpha?

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Speaker 5: What am I?

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Speaker 4: Uh?

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Speaker 1: An omega?

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Speaker 5: An omega?

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Speaker 1: DoD?

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Speaker 5: Is that a thing?

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Speaker 1: Is that you're the omega? Man?

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Speaker 5: Am I a sigma pie? Alpha?

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Speaker 3: Uh?

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Speaker 5: Cap and Cappuccino?

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Speaker 1: Well, you're you're not. You're very alphae. You like a

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Speaker 1: good fist fight.

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Speaker 5: Oh sorry, there was a time.

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Speaker 1: No, do you want a moment?

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Speaker 6: No, it's just that it's right over A long time ago.

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Speaker 6: I was like, what's the most uh, you know, high

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Speaker 6: strung fraternity? It's Kapa Cappuccino.

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Speaker 1: Did you do that on stage?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 5: No, it was in fourth or fifth grade. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: It was the early Montana, early.

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Speaker 6: Montana comedy before there was a stage, before I knew

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Speaker 5: Unlike today professional nail Nightly, I pound that ship out.

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Speaker 5: I'm talking about comedy.

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Speaker 1: We are talking about comedy always.

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Speaker 5: That's not the ladies, which I also occasionally.

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Speaker 1: You're not afraid to pound a lady.

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Speaker 5: Chris. It sounds violent, but I just don't know how

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Speaker 5: to use words.

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Speaker 1: Wait, there are are things we can tell our listeners

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Speaker 1: to like do or oh the do you need to ride? Fan?

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Speaker 1: Tweet on Twitter if you're on Twitter and you like it, and.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and I believe there's a Facebook page as well,

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Speaker 5: there is a Facebook page. You're not a facebooker.

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Speaker 1: I don't Facebook.

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Speaker 5: That's okay. Not everyone needs to.

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Speaker 4: No, I don't.

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Speaker 1: I feel like less is more on Facebook. Yeah, thoughts

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Speaker 1: and prayers on Facebook.

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Speaker 5: I just I do know. I get a lot of

460
00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:27,240
Speaker 5: local gigs in town on Facebook. Might be yes for

461
00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:28,840
Speaker 5: booking a majority of them.

462
00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:31,480
Speaker 1: I can barely show up to the shows I agree

463
00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:33,040
Speaker 1: to do. I don't need more.

464
00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:36,640
Speaker 6: Well, I agree to them on Facebook, and the Facebook

465
00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:38,639
Speaker 6: has nothing to do with whether or not I show up.

466
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:43,360
Speaker 5: That's on me. Okay, that's on me and my record.

467
00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:47,560
Speaker 5: Honda sponsor, do you need a ride? Do you sorry?

468
00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:48,520
Speaker 5: Do you need a ride?

469
00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:51,400
Speaker 1: Do you need a ride?

470
00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:52,720
Speaker 6: That was?

471
00:20:53,359 --> 00:20:53,840
Speaker 4: That was good?

472
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:54,200
Speaker 5: Okay?

473
00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:54,760
Speaker 4: Too much?

474
00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:57,200
Speaker 5: Need a ride?

475
00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:57,720
Speaker 4: Question?

476
00:20:57,880 --> 00:20:59,639
Speaker 1: Mark? Do capital?

477
00:20:59,720 --> 00:20:59,840
Speaker 4: Do you?

478
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:03,680
Speaker 1: Why are all these people You're ruining everything?

479
00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:05,600
Speaker 5: You're really messing up our episode.

480
00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:09,359
Speaker 1: But we're so close I can see American lines.

481
00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:16,560
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you just have to get in there. How

482
00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:17,119
Speaker 5: do I do it?

483
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:19,320
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to get you. I'm gonna have to

484
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,160
Speaker 1: get old school New York cab driver.

485
00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:24,480
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, this guy's doing it. There's a cab

486
00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:26,800
Speaker 6: driver right here getting new school La.

487
00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:28,600
Speaker 5: You get old school New York on him.

488
00:21:29,359 --> 00:21:31,640
Speaker 3: You were gonna do an East coast West coast rivalry.

489
00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:34,440
Speaker 3: Someone will be shot. Yeah, Hey, how about Suge.

490
00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:35,520
Speaker 1: Night running over people?

491
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:39,480
Speaker 5: This is the new Oh yeah, yeah, I.

492
00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:41,920
Speaker 1: Don't mean to go topical. I messed up for what

493
00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:43,760
Speaker 1: that was that.

494
00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:46,119
Speaker 5: I thought that was an old news issue because it

495
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:47,040
Speaker 5: hasn't he always been.

496
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:49,240
Speaker 1: He's been killing for a while.

497
00:21:49,359 --> 00:21:50,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, he didn't have.

498
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:52,280
Speaker 6: Something to do with the last time I got in

499
00:21:52,359 --> 00:21:56,160
Speaker 6: trouble because the Biggie Tupac thing. I don't know who

500
00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:59,320
Speaker 6: was killed in front of the Automotive Museum. Sorry you

501
00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:03,120
Speaker 6: don't remember his depths. I focus on positive things. Let's

502
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:06,440
Speaker 6: get in there. It's just a member aggression.

503
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:08,639
Speaker 1: Yes, I respect you.

504
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:09,800
Speaker 4: I like it.

505
00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:12,240
Speaker 5: Damn it. Why is that noudy? It needs to be

506
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:18,199
Speaker 5: an Inny. Oh, we're we're getting in there. That's right.

507
00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:24,119
Speaker 5: I called him at dork. Oh hello officer, Hello officer. Okay,

508
00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:27,240
Speaker 5: where is Eddie? Let's see here. I do not recognize

509
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:27,879
Speaker 5: any of these.

510
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:29,760
Speaker 1: He said, L eleven something.

511
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:31,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, we should have listened to that.

512
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:35,480
Speaker 1: Is this an orthodox Eddie standing here with the huge

513
00:22:36,119 --> 00:22:36,440
Speaker 1: there he is?

514
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:38,280
Speaker 5: There, he is. I'm gonna wave at him.

515
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:43,920
Speaker 1: No, I meant that guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah, hi, Hi,

516
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:46,960
Speaker 1: hop on in. Oh he needs help.

517
00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:50,440
Speaker 5: Okay, I can unplugged.

518
00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:54,280
Speaker 1: We can't help you. Yeah, or do you need to

519
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:58,800
Speaker 1: go in the backpack? I'm all I'm shouting very loudly.

520
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:10,000
Speaker 5: I have my recording studio in my lap and sorry, okay,

521
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,000
Speaker 5: here you go Eddie.

522
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:19,119
Speaker 4: Hey, everybody, what a day. It's a great day to

523
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:22,479
Speaker 4: be uh in an air force. It's really it's they

524
00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:28,159
Speaker 4: arrange it so well. There's a terrific flow to the

525
00:23:28,359 --> 00:23:32,240
Speaker 4: traffic to flow sound.

526
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:35,280
Speaker 5: We'd like to try to but if you're you know,

527
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:38,200
Speaker 5: out of your uncomfortable, I can kick up this ac

528
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:42,920
Speaker 5: for you. I'm we We're so sorry that we're late,

529
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:44,840
Speaker 5: but the only late your flight.

530
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:46,640
Speaker 4: Right, So flight was early and I got a couple

531
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:50,360
Speaker 4: of its so funny that I when I get when

532
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:51,159
Speaker 4: I are we taping?

533
00:23:51,359 --> 00:23:51,639
Speaker 5: We are.

534
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:54,359
Speaker 4: Indeed, when I got off the plane, it was so

535
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:58,080
Speaker 4: fucking movie. First of all, I did two shows last

536
00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:00,800
Speaker 4: night in Toronto, and I had to be at the

537
00:24:01,119 --> 00:24:05,000
Speaker 4: airport at about four for six am flight. So I

538
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:06,600
Speaker 4: did not sleep. I didn't sleep.

539
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:08,359
Speaker 5: Ried even try.

540
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:11,879
Speaker 4: I did try, but I didn't eat anything. But like

541
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:13,920
Speaker 4: a couple of you know, it's trying to be good.

542
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:17,440
Speaker 4: I had like little trail mix, you know of little

543
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:21,000
Speaker 4: cranberries are very good, you know, the little dried cranberries.

544
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:25,200
Speaker 4: Everybody loves them. I think I'd like to be the

545
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:29,680
Speaker 4: spokesperson for dried cranberries the way the way coberries.

546
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:31,280
Speaker 5: I prefer them to cabs.

547
00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:35,760
Speaker 1: If you were spokesperson, what would that sound like?

548
00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:39,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, for dried cranberries, commercial cranberries, commercial.

549
00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:44,119
Speaker 4: Dried cranberry, for dry cranberries. Yes, you know, you know,

550
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:48,760
Speaker 4: traveling is difficult, very difficult, and there's a lot of

551
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:56,240
Speaker 4: temptation to eat salty, fatty, heart clogging foods. Dry Spot

552
00:24:57,600 --> 00:25:02,159
Speaker 4: tried take to Reddy take Eddie. First of all, we

553
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:04,400
Speaker 4: wanted to be a little up at eat. We wanted

554
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:07,520
Speaker 4: to be up, not like you know, it's a ted talk.

555
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,520
Speaker 4: So here we go again with dry cranberries. Here you go,

556
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:15,120
Speaker 4: try and speak quickly. Tried cranberries they make travel better?

557
00:25:15,359 --> 00:25:18,440
Speaker 4: Eat them? Do it? Now? I'm the bitter boodhen do it?

558
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:20,439
Speaker 5: It's a little angry.

559
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:25,800
Speaker 4: I don't know you're right about that? Three Take three? Hey,

560
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:29,080
Speaker 4: are you traveling and going nuts? I know I have.

561
00:25:29,359 --> 00:25:31,840
Speaker 4: I can't eat. I can't eat half of this stuff.

562
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:35,760
Speaker 4: But try cranberries went put in with regular nuts. Make

563
00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:39,440
Speaker 4: them sweeter, don't they? They sure do? And travel goes

564
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:42,240
Speaker 4: a lot faster, at least the first half hour. Ah,

565
00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:47,280
Speaker 4: the second six hours not so fast. But tried dried cranberries.

566
00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:47,520
Speaker 1: Do it?

567
00:25:48,119 --> 00:25:50,200
Speaker 5: Brought you you to the Council for people who like

568
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:51,159
Speaker 5: dried cranberries.

569
00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:52,480
Speaker 1: Cranberries?

570
00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:53,520
Speaker 3: This guy?

571
00:25:55,359 --> 00:25:58,280
Speaker 4: But what I see, what I originally was saying, is

572
00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:01,159
Speaker 4: that you know, I've been trying to eat vegan and

573
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:03,399
Speaker 4: I've been doing well. But what but I lose my

574
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:05,880
Speaker 4: shit on these flights. As soon as I got off

575
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:09,680
Speaker 4: this flight, I went and got a whole pizza while

576
00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:11,360
Speaker 4: I was waiting for you guys, like one of those

577
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:12,840
Speaker 4: little boxed pizzas in.

578
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:19,480
Speaker 8: The airports, A personal, personal, personal pizza, and I ate

579
00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:21,800
Speaker 8: about four slices of that with the diet coke, and

580
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:24,159
Speaker 8: then I had a chocolate croissant, and then and then

581
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:25,480
Speaker 8: I have a coffee, and I'm like, oh, yeah, I

582
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:26,200
Speaker 8: feel a lot better.

583
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:28,560
Speaker 4: I feel a lot better.

584
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:29,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, cranberries aren't going.

585
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:32,960
Speaker 4: To help you. No, cranberries don't do it when you're

586
00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:37,040
Speaker 4: like ravenously insanely hungry.

587
00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:39,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, you've had an entire day of flying That dried

588
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,919
Speaker 6: cranberry is as delicious and convenient as they are for travel,

589
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:44,879
Speaker 6: are not going to sustain your energy levels.

590
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:48,040
Speaker 4: No, that's it, Sidal. You know, you may got an

591
00:26:48,119 --> 00:26:50,879
Speaker 4: argument from the cranberry bog people who I understand are

592
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:51,919
Speaker 4: hardy and angry.

593
00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:53,879
Speaker 5: You know what, I'll take them on any day, you

594
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:56,360
Speaker 5: know what, you Yeah, I'll take on the cranberry.

595
00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:59,720
Speaker 3: I'm sick of those people. They're commercial for their stupid

596
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:01,439
Speaker 3: juice with those two.

597
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:02,560
Speaker 5: Shoes that.

598
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:08,080
Speaker 6: Farmers sulting to they already did. They stole it from

599
00:27:08,119 --> 00:27:09,239
Speaker 6: Burtles and James by the way.

600
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:13,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, isn't it funny how these you know, these monolithic corporations,

601
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:15,959
Speaker 4: they get bigger and bigger, and yet their front men

602
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:21,080
Speaker 4: are two horrific actors, you know from Van Nuys pretending

603
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:23,400
Speaker 4: to be farmers. There are no more farmers anymore. There's

604
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:29,080
Speaker 4: just machines that eat people. And Monsanto's seeds. You know, Monsanto,

605
00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:30,359
Speaker 4: it's like.

606
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:34,320
Speaker 3: A big seed, half seed, half person. That's that's planting things.

607
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:38,560
Speaker 4: I think in the in the near future because of Montanto,

608
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,240
Speaker 4: you know, with the GMOs and stuff. I think pretty

609
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:42,719
Speaker 4: soon you're just gonna get a knock on your door.

610
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:44,600
Speaker 4: It's going to be like a fucking piece of corn

611
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:47,359
Speaker 4: with a gun that because they're they don't know what

612
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:47,920
Speaker 4: they're doing.

613
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:49,439
Speaker 1: The corn doesn't know.

614
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:51,960
Speaker 4: The corn does you feel?

615
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,720
Speaker 5: They're going to modify it to the point where it

616
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:54,560
Speaker 5: has feelings.

617
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:59,239
Speaker 4: And the computers everybody's worried about the computers taking over

618
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:02,640
Speaker 4: the world really think food. It's gonna be like, hey, Bob,

619
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:06,040
Speaker 4: did you see that piece of corn? Move piece of corn?

620
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:06,840
Speaker 4: Take my wallet?

621
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:10,320
Speaker 9: You write this down and send it to Pixar and

622
00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:14,000
Speaker 9: through the mail, through the mail, so that you own

623
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:17,840
Speaker 9: this idea, because the corn Wars is your idea.

624
00:28:18,119 --> 00:28:20,840
Speaker 5: Just crack it up and the corn Wars.

625
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:27,680
Speaker 4: Pixar do that? Would they confront Could they do it?

626
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:31,320
Speaker 4: They could? Would they should?

627
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:31,520
Speaker 3: They?

628
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:37,240
Speaker 4: I mean no toy with me? Not after no sleep?

629
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:42,920
Speaker 6: Oh I can't get the idea of a giant corn

630
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:46,120
Speaker 6: with a little husk grabbing and then it kind of

631
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:48,240
Speaker 6: turns to a hand and they pick up a firearm.

632
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:51,880
Speaker 4: Yes, I think it would be I think it would

633
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:54,120
Speaker 4: be easy to do. The characters, like like the bad

634
00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:57,280
Speaker 4: corn is sort of sort of like bad Sopranos guys

635
00:28:57,360 --> 00:29:00,560
Speaker 4: and mafia guys maybe, and then they're so and then

636
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:04,360
Speaker 4: there's the renegade corn. Maybe the organic corn that's trying

637
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:06,320
Speaker 4: to save the war, like they're the good guy.

638
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:11,160
Speaker 6: Yeah, the organic corn would look like the Thanksgiving cornucopia corn.

639
00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:13,040
Speaker 5: It's just like different colors.

640
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:13,920
Speaker 4: Because they're different colors.

641
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:20,480
Speaker 5: Yeah. I think it should be a Native American doing it. Boys,

642
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:21,400
Speaker 5: sure you know.

643
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:23,720
Speaker 4: You're right about that. It should be a Native America.

644
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:26,360
Speaker 6: I mean, does it get more organic than that. I

645
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:29,640
Speaker 6: hate to take it to a you know, but white

646
00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:33,720
Speaker 6: people kick them out of this country. Sorry, I didn't

647
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:34,600
Speaker 6: mean to take it that far.

648
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:37,920
Speaker 4: No, no, no, I I I really think we did.

649
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:42,040
Speaker 4: I mean every day I watch a video or recreation

650
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:45,280
Speaker 4: of the Trail of Tears, just just you know, to

651
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:47,040
Speaker 4: get the day started, just.

652
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:48,480
Speaker 1: To check your pence, to.

653
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:52,240
Speaker 4: Kick start, to be grateful. I think you have to

654
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:56,600
Speaker 4: look at other people's atrocities to be grateful, you know,

655
00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:59,520
Speaker 4: because it's so hard to like, you know, I'm a

656
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:03,960
Speaker 4: big who makes gratitude less well, once a year I

657
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:07,160
Speaker 4: do it. But when I make one, it's always like, oh,

658
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:10,160
Speaker 4: I'm so glad I have sneakers. It doesn't you really,

659
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:13,240
Speaker 4: that doesn't cut it. Oh I'm glad my elbow is

660
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:15,800
Speaker 4: working right, you know, It's like that doesn't cut it.

661
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,760
Speaker 5: Sometimes I feel like I'm not achieving the things in

662
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:21,160
Speaker 5: life I need to achieve. And that's when I watch

663
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:22,400
Speaker 5: Mariy Povich.

664
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:26,480
Speaker 4: And then you realize that he's still on the air, so.

665
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:29,480
Speaker 6: Doing paternity tests everything, And then I'm like, I'm doing great?

666
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:31,640
Speaker 6: Why was I so hard on myself?

667
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,280
Speaker 4: Oh? I see, Look it's got like just the just

668
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:38,920
Speaker 4: people who their lives are just such a mess, just

669
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:43,480
Speaker 4: the bottom dwellers of society, the bottom boellers.

670
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:46,320
Speaker 5: Perhaps the bottom dwellers, bottom feeders they call down there

671
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:49,560
Speaker 5: because that's where they feed bank sand dabs of society

672
00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:51,400
Speaker 5: down there eating shit a bit.

673
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:55,480
Speaker 4: How does Povich go home like like and and I

674
00:30:55,640 --> 00:31:00,640
Speaker 4: bet he fancies himself like an aerudite intellectual, like like

675
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:04,440
Speaker 4: in his head that's my job. Like and then he

676
00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:07,120
Speaker 4: goes home to a like a nice sand sare wine

677
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:08,480
Speaker 4: and you know.

678
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:09,840
Speaker 5: And Connie Chung right.

679
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:13,000
Speaker 1: Think, so they're making it work.

680
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:16,960
Speaker 5: Still, Wow, does she ask about his day? I doubt it.

681
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:18,400
Speaker 1: You know what that both of them are.

682
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:21,440
Speaker 5: She's a journalist. He tells people whether or not the

683
00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:24,480
Speaker 5: baby came from their and their DNA.

684
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:29,120
Speaker 3: Who's they're both on tons of pills. It doesn't matter,

685
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:31,000
Speaker 3: they're they're on tons of pills.

686
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:31,720
Speaker 5: You read that.

687
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:35,240
Speaker 3: No, I'm it's completely made up. But you know those

688
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:39,160
Speaker 3: are your eyes, both of them, and just dead eyes.

689
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:40,040
Speaker 1: They're like dolls.

690
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:40,800
Speaker 5: There's dolls.

691
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,640
Speaker 4: Well they have to be, don't you think. Don't you

692
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:47,360
Speaker 4: think Hollywood? Well if you call that Hollywood like takes

693
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:50,000
Speaker 4: its toll on you. Like the show you do? Like

694
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:52,360
Speaker 4: the show you do. You say, oh, it's just a job.

695
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:53,880
Speaker 5: It's just a job.

696
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:58,080
Speaker 4: But if it's a horrific thing day after day where

697
00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:01,800
Speaker 4: you're watching the bottom dwellers and you're profiting of them, yeah,

698
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:03,320
Speaker 4: I think it nips away.

699
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:05,840
Speaker 6: It has to, and I know it did to Jerry

700
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:08,920
Speaker 6: Springer because there's a there's a girl in town. Lisa Gotman.

701
00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:11,959
Speaker 6: She we did laugh rights together. For whatever reason. Her

702
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:15,640
Speaker 6: family was very close to Jerry Springer, and he was

703
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:18,400
Speaker 6: a sweet man and he was a smart man. He

704
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:20,360
Speaker 6: used to be a mayor of a town. And then

705
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:24,040
Speaker 6: he's basically doing is violent pornography on.

706
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:26,280
Speaker 4: His talk show? Is he doing that now?

707
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:26,880
Speaker 3: Oh?

708
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:29,920
Speaker 6: Oh? I think I am talking about expired television. Yeah,

709
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:33,320
Speaker 6: but everyone remember it's he's like, oh, and that's cue

710
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:35,680
Speaker 6: the Oh that's where her brasstrap comes down and we

711
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:38,120
Speaker 6: pixel later. Oh and then she punches.

712
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:42,960
Speaker 4: I call it the momentum of evil and it ties

713
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:46,480
Speaker 4: into the Cranberry commercials somehow, eventually it will.

714
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:50,080
Speaker 5: We put up the ac a little very no problem.

715
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:51,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, we are working on.

716
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:56,000
Speaker 5: No sleeping carry a lot of it.

717
00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:58,720
Speaker 6: It's not as simple as people think. We aren't just

718
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:01,960
Speaker 6: giving rides. You are very much doing as a service

719
00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:04,560
Speaker 6: by being on our podcast, and we really appreciate it.

720
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:07,120
Speaker 4: Oh. By the way, this is great though, because it

721
00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:08,960
Speaker 4: saves me about one hundred dollars.

722
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:10,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, right right.

723
00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:12,920
Speaker 4: And my last door before you came was do they

724
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:14,160
Speaker 4: charge Yeah?

725
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:17,080
Speaker 1: That the charge we charged two hundred and fifty dollars.

726
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:20,680
Speaker 6: Maybe that's I keep saying we should get a sponsor

727
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:23,080
Speaker 6: like Dollar shave Club or whatever. A lot of these

728
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:26,080
Speaker 6: podcasts have razor Blade sponsors for some reason.

729
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:28,760
Speaker 5: Maybe they consider it a plan B if they want to.

730
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:32,840
Speaker 4: May I make a suggestion that if you guys become

731
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:36,640
Speaker 4: part of Uber, you could bank so many episodes, you know,

732
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:39,280
Speaker 4: in one week. Like everybody who gets in the cab,

733
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:42,400
Speaker 4: you just thrust a mic to them, not like Cab

734
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:44,120
Speaker 4: Confessions or anything, but just.

735
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:46,480
Speaker 3: Like you're just saying, any any man off the street,

736
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:48,040
Speaker 3: Johnny Lunch, Paley Street.

737
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:49,800
Speaker 5: I don't want to deal with civilians.

738
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:50,440
Speaker 8: You know.

739
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:53,200
Speaker 1: You don't want to do that on your podcast, Steady you.

740
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:56,160
Speaker 4: I don't do it. But I think this type of

741
00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:58,280
Speaker 4: what it's okay for us to do.

742
00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:01,120
Speaker 5: Oh well, I think you wouldn't have them in your studio,

743
00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:02,640
Speaker 5: but haven't.

744
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:05,680
Speaker 3: You wouldn't shoplift, you wouldn't steal a car.

745
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:10,400
Speaker 4: That's about I don't know. I don't think you know me.

746
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:16,080
Speaker 4: You know, when I'm pushed into a corner, I.

747
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:17,200
Speaker 1: Will pirates some ship.

748
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:19,839
Speaker 5: He will get into a stranger's car, is what he's saying.

749
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:23,839
Speaker 1: You will, you will absolute make some money.

750
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:27,239
Speaker 6: But yeah, you want to get sponsored by Uber and

751
00:34:27,719 --> 00:34:29,680
Speaker 6: and it would be a comic that we we want

752
00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:32,000
Speaker 6: to have control over the guests still. But then we

753
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:35,399
Speaker 6: just mentioned a code that you'd punch in or something.

754
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:37,480
Speaker 6: Come on, Uber, they're listening.

755
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:38,240
Speaker 5: You know they're listening.

756
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:40,000
Speaker 1: You know they listened every episode.

757
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:43,799
Speaker 4: Now look at it some interesting billboards? Does does does

758
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:46,480
Speaker 4: the Chappie billboard look interesting to you? The Chappie?

759
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:49,680
Speaker 1: I just saw the trailer for Chappie last night.

760
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:50,279
Speaker 4: You saw it?

761
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:50,799
Speaker 5: Yes?

762
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:52,400
Speaker 4: Did it look caroing?

763
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:56,440
Speaker 3: I literally can't remember one thing about it except the

764
00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:59,440
Speaker 3: fact that it was like a horror movie that was

765
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:02,319
Speaker 3: called Chappie and Amy laughed so hard.

766
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:05,560
Speaker 5: That's a horrible name.

767
00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:08,160
Speaker 4: That's well. I don't I disagree with you, Chris, and

768
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:10,600
Speaker 4: I don't mean to do it on the road. But

769
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:14,880
Speaker 4: I feel like I feel like when you put I

770
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:19,520
Speaker 4: put like a name that doesn't signify, you know what,

771
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,360
Speaker 4: the horror. I think it has more of an impact.

772
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:25,800
Speaker 4: It's like it's like when they use children in horror movies,

773
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:27,840
Speaker 4: like Dad, Like, it's always a bad time when a

774
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:30,560
Speaker 4: child says, can I have a glass of water? In

775
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:33,880
Speaker 4: a horror movie? Because you know shit is going to

776
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:36,240
Speaker 4: go down quickly?

777
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:38,480
Speaker 5: You're right, and you go to see Chappie and you're

778
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:41,560
Speaker 5: like what a lighthearted the English up I'm about it

779
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:44,600
Speaker 5: at a friend. No, it's about someone's face melting.

780
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:46,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, wait, no, is that the one is choppy? The

781
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:52,000
Speaker 3: one by the guy that did district nothing about robots? Oh?

782
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:54,439
Speaker 4: Yeah, the poster looked really good.

783
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:54,960
Speaker 2: Yeah.

784
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:57,640
Speaker 4: I based all the movies I go on now on

785
00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:01,520
Speaker 4: the poster or the billboard. I won't see a trailer.

786
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:03,480
Speaker 4: I won't read a review. It's like, if the poster

787
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:06,920
Speaker 4: doesn't hit me right, it's like, no, I'm usually right.

788
00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:09,520
Speaker 6: But really, I think I know from the trailer I

789
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:13,040
Speaker 6: remember seeing it. Now, isn't it just a ripoff of

790
00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:13,880
Speaker 6: Short Circuit?

791
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:15,759
Speaker 5: Now? I don't like to it's true.

792
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:19,160
Speaker 6: I mean, oh, a robot with feelings orange juice, not

793
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:20,520
Speaker 6: from concentrate.

794
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:25,160
Speaker 5: But he was learning about how the human works. And

795
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:26,120
Speaker 5: that's what this movie is.

796
00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:29,480
Speaker 4: Number five is Alive, and that number five is Alive?

797
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:32,600
Speaker 5: Was that that was Circuit? And there was the Middle

798
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:34,320
Speaker 5: Eastern guy Area's Indian in it.

799
00:36:34,719 --> 00:36:36,279
Speaker 6: I thought he was so funny, and then I see

800
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:38,360
Speaker 6: him in another movie and I realize he's doing a

801
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:39,920
Speaker 6: horrible impression.

802
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:42,000
Speaker 5: He's totally just a white guy.

803
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:47,440
Speaker 4: My number favorites in life, and I.

804
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:49,880
Speaker 5: Think they darkened his face a little. I mean, don't.

805
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:53,440
Speaker 1: I mean that we have rules.

806
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:55,759
Speaker 3: There wasn't the internet. It was well, didn't know that

807
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:57,200
Speaker 3: hurt people's people's feelings.

808
00:36:57,320 --> 00:36:59,160
Speaker 4: It was well, I'll tell you a ship like that

809
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:01,520
Speaker 4: goes on. When I used to audition for commercials, I

810
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:04,359
Speaker 4: don't anymore. But when I used to audition, they were

811
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:08,920
Speaker 4: looking for a bold guy to do some fucking horrible

812
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:14,160
Speaker 4: thing like anal leakage whatever it was. And by the way,

813
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:16,360
Speaker 4: that was my last audition. I'm serious. It was for

814
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:20,399
Speaker 4: a thing that stopped anal leakage. I'm not kidding. I'm

815
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:23,319
Speaker 4: not kidding. Have you remember that ship? I remember that.

816
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:30,000
Speaker 6: There was Chris you do, I remember, yeah, blocking It's

817
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:33,000
Speaker 6: just which kind of is what that medication did?

818
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:37,680
Speaker 4: Okay, so you Medica. This was the last commercial I

819
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:40,719
Speaker 4: ever went into in my felt's annoy last one. And

820
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:43,640
Speaker 4: and I go in and it's so humiliate like, and

821
00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:46,880
Speaker 4: I'm just doing it because I'm broke, and I'm like,

822
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:51,120
Speaker 4: my my fucking commercial agent is this really sweet woman

823
00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:54,080
Speaker 4: who's very gunna ho and always saying, look, one of

824
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:55,600
Speaker 4: these things, could you?

825
00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:02,239
Speaker 5: I mean, I have a couple of commercials changed my year.

826
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:04,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, your year of it.

827
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:04,600
Speaker 5: Yeah.

828
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:08,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, but what's her name? Changed her life? Courtney the

829
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:09,239
Speaker 4: progressive Woman.

830
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:14,239
Speaker 1: Yes, she changed a lot of people.

831
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:20,040
Speaker 4: You know, she rebounded pretty well off a very very

832
00:38:20,239 --> 00:38:25,040
Speaker 4: bad uh. First of all, image and drug problem she's doing.

833
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:29,520
Speaker 1: He knows, he knows. Her first nose was rough.

834
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:32,239
Speaker 5: Yeah, this one's more slope, like a ski jump.

835
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:39,000
Speaker 4: But quickly I went in. I was I was so

836
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:42,400
Speaker 4: humiliated in the first place. But then the motherfucking director,

837
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:48,400
Speaker 4: I was reading the copy wrong for some reason, like

838
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:51,480
Speaker 4: I was fucking up one of the words, and he

839
00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:57,480
Speaker 4: got he got literally like kind of slammed his hand down. Yeah. Yeah,

840
00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:00,319
Speaker 4: he was like, god, damn it. Like now you can

841
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:03,160
Speaker 4: imagine it's sort of like Mary Polvish. These guys get

842
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:06,239
Speaker 4: chipped away if what they're doing with their lives like

843
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:10,960
Speaker 4: a leaggage and what's the what's another commercial, you know,

844
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:15,320
Speaker 4: like a thing to make your heart stop? Whatever they do?

845
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:20,040
Speaker 6: He directed the viagraa jam band when they're having here's accession,

846
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:20,640
Speaker 6: he thought.

847
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:22,879
Speaker 1: After that, he thought, I was like, I'm on my way.

848
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:26,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, guys, you're just you're blues you're doing the blues making. Yeah,

849
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:28,279
Speaker 5: and you and shirt.

850
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:31,120
Speaker 4: Okay, so it's funny. We're talking about this today because

851
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:33,320
Speaker 4: it's Super Bowl Sunday, and today's the day where everybody

852
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:36,440
Speaker 4: thinks these commercials are going to be so do you

853
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:39,080
Speaker 4: guys know this? Right on Super Bowl Sunday they have

854
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:42,239
Speaker 4: the fucking commercials that are supposed to be so great

855
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:45,000
Speaker 4: and they turn out to be gleek, pretty bad.

856
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:47,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I've already seen some of them.

857
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:50,680
Speaker 6: They're like, ooh, sneak peek at the puppy who hangs

858
00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:51,880
Speaker 6: out with the Clydesdale.

859
00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:54,080
Speaker 5: Budweiser don't drive drunk.

860
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:57,000
Speaker 4: Someone told me I should see that one. Isn't that funny,

861
00:39:57,239 --> 00:39:58,400
Speaker 4: It's it's adorable.

862
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:00,759
Speaker 6: It's just it is not les No, It's like a

863
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:03,960
Speaker 6: puppy and the horse takes a liking to it. It

864
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:06,480
Speaker 6: gets out of the barn and all these and then

865
00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:10,239
Speaker 6: a wolf is trying to kill the puppy, and then

866
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:12,920
Speaker 6: all the courses, all the Clydesdales gallop over.

867
00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:17,600
Speaker 5: And they stare away the wolf. And then says, Budweiser

868
00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:18,759
Speaker 5: drink responsibly.

869
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:21,000
Speaker 4: And did you hear about Go Daddy doing a thing

870
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:23,000
Speaker 4: where a puppet puppy gets shipped And they had to

871
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:27,279
Speaker 4: pull the commercial, Oh Go Daddy, which is a scumbag.

872
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:30,440
Speaker 4: Yeah there, scumbag corporation run by a CEO who does

873
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:31,480
Speaker 4: big game hunting.

874
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:33,960
Speaker 6: I think, don't I give the money? I think I

875
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:36,480
Speaker 6: give the money before my website, and I don't even

876
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:36,839
Speaker 6: know why.

877
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:39,279
Speaker 1: So I think go daddy sells.

878
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:40,920
Speaker 3: Right.

879
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:41,600
Speaker 5: That's there was.

880
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:44,520
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and they always have, like, you know, chicks

881
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:48,279
Speaker 4: and bikinis for no fucking reason. But but they had

882
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:51,840
Speaker 4: a they had a Super Bowl lad where a puppy

883
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:55,680
Speaker 4: finds its way home and this this elderly woman grabs

884
00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:58,160
Speaker 4: us say I'm so glad you're here because I'm gonna

885
00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:00,719
Speaker 4: ship you because someone wants to buy you pa and

886
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:05,440
Speaker 4: all these organizations crazy boycot it and they had to

887
00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:06,720
Speaker 4: pull it within hours.

888
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:09,359
Speaker 5: I'm glad they did.

889
00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:12,120
Speaker 6: I believe that people would be stupid enough to see

890
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:14,160
Speaker 6: that and go, well, no, I figured out how I

891
00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:15,040
Speaker 6: get my knee a.

892
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:18,520
Speaker 5: Puppy, No, what's to take one day? Poe holes in it,

893
00:41:18,719 --> 00:41:21,600
Speaker 5: just like I did with my spider jars. And then

894
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:23,720
Speaker 5: this kid. Can you imagine a kid.

895
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:27,359
Speaker 4: A puppy and it's just a dead puppy and what's

896
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:28,200
Speaker 4: in the box.

897
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:35,000
Speaker 1: Somehow the puppy got beheaded. Puppy head in a box.

898
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:37,160
Speaker 5: Go Daddy's sending you a message.

899
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:40,600
Speaker 1: Now that would go viral, that would be.

900
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:44,719
Speaker 4: But I'm in the commercial world. What we're trying to

901
00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:46,560
Speaker 4: say is the commercial world is a blood bath.

902
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:47,080
Speaker 7: It is.

903
00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:47,840
Speaker 1: It's amazing.

904
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:50,239
Speaker 6: Well, I wish I knew what you said instead of

905
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:52,560
Speaker 6: anal leak. And you're like when I got the Mad

906
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:56,320
Speaker 6: Squirts German. I know there was a leakage.

907
00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:58,919
Speaker 1: The worlds were chosen for a reason.

908
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:01,359
Speaker 4: But I can't believe I didn't, like tell the guy

909
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:04,480
Speaker 4: to go fuck himself. Regret. I regret that I didn't

910
00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:04,840
Speaker 4: do that.

911
00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:07,719
Speaker 6: I have said things in commercial and then I don't

912
00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:09,440
Speaker 6: get seen by that casting company.

913
00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:11,560
Speaker 5: But there's plenty of down at two hundred itself.

914
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:13,759
Speaker 4: Look, do you still go out for them? I do, Yeah,

915
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:17,120
Speaker 4: I won't. I won't know unless they ask, unless they're

916
00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:19,920
Speaker 4: like Eddie, they want you blah blah blah. And if

917
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:23,920
Speaker 4: it's a decent fucking product, like if it's Dorito's, well.

918
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:29,319
Speaker 3: Unlike you, how are you doing on temperature because I'm

919
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:30,759
Speaker 3: freezing and I can't feel my feet.

920
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:35,440
Speaker 4: Can a big difference, I'll tell you, And this always

921
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:38,400
Speaker 4: irks me a little bit. There's a big difference between

922
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:40,480
Speaker 4: the front and back of cars as far as they see.

923
00:42:40,719 --> 00:42:45,040
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, unless you have Yeah, well, it's also dangerous.

924
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:47,040
Speaker 6: I got a horrible rack in a Honda Fit and

925
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:49,719
Speaker 6: I can't wait for you to buy something.

926
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:50,600
Speaker 5: More like a Tanali.

927
00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:53,160
Speaker 4: Oh yes, love, I'll be safe.

928
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:55,799
Speaker 5: And then also air will shoot out into passengers.

929
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:59,640
Speaker 4: Now, Karen, do you have donkeys? I do, yeah, I

930
00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:00,920
Speaker 4: mean two.

931
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:01,400
Speaker 3: Oh.

932
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:03,560
Speaker 1: But I also collect dog hair and spread.

933
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:03,799
Speaker 5: It on the back.

934
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:11,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's everywhere I that hair is the is the

935
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:15,120
Speaker 1: embedded kind that doesn't fly around. It will not come off.

936
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:18,279
Speaker 1: I've gone at it with like lit rollers and high

937
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:19,280
Speaker 1: powered vacuums.

938
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:22,320
Speaker 6: It's not moving birds from a field in your sock

939
00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:23,400
Speaker 6: on your shoelace.

940
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:24,760
Speaker 1: They're like ticks.

941
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:28,160
Speaker 5: You have cats and yeah, oh you have both, Okay.

942
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:32,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, man, I I have a menagerie of animals. I've

943
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:36,319
Speaker 4: become doolittle ish a bit. You know where I walk

944
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:39,120
Speaker 4: in and I'm like, Hello, Sherman. These are all the

945
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:42,600
Speaker 4: names of the pets. Hello Sherman, Hello Charlotte, Hello Katie,

946
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:45,520
Speaker 4: Hello Louis. It's seven animals I live with.

947
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:47,120
Speaker 5: Do they ever go hello?

948
00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:49,560
Speaker 4: It feels like my friend.

949
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:51,080
Speaker 1: You get a tip of the hat.

950
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:56,960
Speaker 6: The what we're describing here is delusions caused by possible

951
00:43:57,040 --> 00:43:57,680
Speaker 6: mental illness.

952
00:43:57,800 --> 00:44:00,680
Speaker 5: Yes, because animals don't and I know, I.

953
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:02,319
Speaker 4: Just don't know. Offense take but if.

954
00:44:02,239 --> 00:44:05,080
Speaker 5: Your pets are talking to you, I don't know. You

955
00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:06,120
Speaker 5: might want to see a guy.

956
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:07,520
Speaker 4: I see a guy.

957
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:08,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, just a guy.

958
00:44:08,719 --> 00:44:11,120
Speaker 4: But I see a guy who's sympathetic to cats, and

959
00:44:11,239 --> 00:44:14,080
Speaker 4: so it goes nowhere, right, Okay.

960
00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:16,520
Speaker 1: Ask your cat for me if he likes me.

961
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:19,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's just a doctor. You think it's going to

962
00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:21,160
Speaker 6: help you, or a therapist. It's like, hey, I get it.

963
00:44:21,239 --> 00:44:23,480
Speaker 6: I'm a cat man too, And then you just high five.

964
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:25,720
Speaker 6: I am a cat man myself.

965
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:26,560
Speaker 5: I love cats.

966
00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:28,800
Speaker 4: Oh you do you? I remember that? Yeah? Yeah, we

967
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:29,879
Speaker 4: dogs don't.

968
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:31,399
Speaker 3: Can I say a thing that I shouldn't have said

969
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:33,359
Speaker 3: to dogs? I missed it fifteen seconds ago.

970
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:34,440
Speaker 5: High five?

971
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:37,680
Speaker 1: And then Bob seekers cat man do play ship?

972
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:42,640
Speaker 3: Imagine if that was right? When I'm a cat man too,

973
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:48,480
Speaker 3: Will you text me your address so that we can

974
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:49,520
Speaker 3: I can put it in my mouth?

975
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:50,800
Speaker 4: Oh right, you want to text it?

976
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:53,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, because if you say out loud people wait outside

977
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:53,759
Speaker 3: your house.

978
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:57,240
Speaker 5: Well you're already you will get murdered by our fans.

979
00:44:57,400 --> 00:45:01,280
Speaker 4: I already have several people outside my place.

980
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:02,160
Speaker 1: What are they doing?

981
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:05,040
Speaker 4: Oh? They just they're just like, please do the bit

982
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:09,000
Speaker 4: about and it's just annoint a.

983
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:11,160
Speaker 1: Yeah point, it's hard to live your life.

984
00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:15,359
Speaker 4: It's hard. Thank you. I did you know that? All right?

985
00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:20,279
Speaker 5: If you just yeah, and then we'll and I will.

986
00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:23,279
Speaker 5: I will read it off of your text.

987
00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:26,120
Speaker 6: Good idea, and I will transcribe it into a map

988
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:28,600
Speaker 6: navigation on my phone.

989
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:31,839
Speaker 3: And then we'll use the hand signals we've pre rehearsed, right,

990
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:33,520
Speaker 3: silent hand signals.

991
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:36,239
Speaker 6: We get it just basically, just I point left right,

992
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:40,920
Speaker 6: just while you're wait, oh, sorry, no, no, I was

993
00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:41,319
Speaker 6: just going.

994
00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:43,520
Speaker 5: To thank him at a weird time for being on

995
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:47,359
Speaker 5: the podcast. Hey, that guy has no father of mine.

996
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:52,240
Speaker 5: That ever clear song? What happened?

997
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:53,480
Speaker 4: He had kids in the car.

998
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:55,399
Speaker 5: And he almost side swiped it for Ford.

999
00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:57,399
Speaker 1: Aerostar tried to come all the way over.

1000
00:45:57,800 --> 00:45:59,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, really nice, Eddie?

1001
00:45:59,520 --> 00:45:59,920
Speaker 5: Where were you?

1002
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,120
Speaker 4: I just came back from Toronto?

1003
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:07,279
Speaker 5: Was that an Ian Atlas? Gig Oh?

1004
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:09,400
Speaker 4: I heard that name when I was out there.

1005
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:11,239
Speaker 5: But you know, I've been talking to him. I'd like

1006
00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:12,080
Speaker 5: to go to Toronto.

1007
00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:16,400
Speaker 4: How was it? Oh man? This place called the comedy,

1008
00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:21,239
Speaker 4: comedy underground. I've heard who is super fucking great. Oh

1009
00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:26,279
Speaker 4: that's great, Like like they're really really into it, you

1010
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:26,839
Speaker 4: know what I mean.

1011
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:29,080
Speaker 5: And I like Canadians in general.

1012
00:46:29,239 --> 00:46:32,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, so I always had to go that broad.

1013
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:34,640
Speaker 6: But it's a positive thing, so that it's okay. I

1014
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:36,080
Speaker 6: love all Canadians, all of them.

1015
00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:37,320
Speaker 1: Canadians are the greatest.

1016
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:41,560
Speaker 4: They are the best of the create. Yeah, what is it.

1017
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:43,200
Speaker 4: They're really good natured.

1018
00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:45,080
Speaker 1: They're just so goddamn reasonable.

1019
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:46,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're mellow.

1020
00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:49,120
Speaker 5: I never see him stressed out up there.

1021
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:52,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's clean. Well, I well, I was in

1022
00:46:52,719 --> 00:46:55,279
Speaker 4: the winter. Man, It's so funny. I've been doing this.

1023
00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:57,480
Speaker 4: I've been doing this the last couple of months. I've

1024
00:46:57,520 --> 00:47:01,560
Speaker 4: been going to like fucking Chicago, rod Chester, New York City,

1025
00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:06,040
Speaker 4: going from brutal snowy weather to la and it's so

1026
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:07,360
Speaker 4: fucking funny.

1027
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:08,040
Speaker 2: I like it.

1028
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:09,239
Speaker 4: I do too.

1029
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:10,239
Speaker 5: Do you like the snow?

1030
00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:12,640
Speaker 4: I like I do. I like I like the cold weather,

1031
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:15,560
Speaker 4: especially have to ban out here. Yeah yeah, in uh,

1032
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:19,040
Speaker 4: I don't know, Land of the Eternal Sunshine.

1033
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:19,279
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1034
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:23,600
Speaker 6: No seasons, no, no seasons, time passing except birthday.

1035
00:47:23,719 --> 00:47:25,239
Speaker 5: My birthday is in a couple of days by the

1036
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:27,000
Speaker 5: happy birthday. I just plug that.

1037
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:30,560
Speaker 3: February fifth, everybody, thank you February fifth.

1038
00:47:30,719 --> 00:47:32,479
Speaker 5: Yep, yep, very nice.

1039
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:34,760
Speaker 4: That's a super birthday.

1040
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,920
Speaker 5: But yeah, but when you're up there in Canadia, but

1041
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:41,919
Speaker 5: they just, uh, they just are relaxed all the time.

1042
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:44,480
Speaker 1: I think, are they smart? I mean, like smarter than

1043
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:45,480
Speaker 1: your average No.

1044
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:49,400
Speaker 5: One accuses them of being the smartest. But that's not

1045
00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:50,280
Speaker 5: why you're there.

1046
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:53,440
Speaker 4: That's not Look, this is my theory. If you're less stressed,

1047
00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:57,800
Speaker 4: you're smarter, yes, because stress, you know, stress kind of

1048
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:01,040
Speaker 4: just creates all this bullsh that gets in the way

1049
00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:03,800
Speaker 4: of you thinking, yeahdactive reasoning and things like that.

1050
00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:06,560
Speaker 3: I also think it's kind of cool to be smart

1051
00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:10,200
Speaker 3: in Canada, whereas here it's like football and like I'm

1052
00:48:10,239 --> 00:48:12,759
Speaker 3: going to be an American idol. But like up there,

1053
00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:15,880
Speaker 3: I remember my friend Christine Goodin in high school. She

1054
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,680
Speaker 3: had Canadian cousins that came to visit, and I was

1055
00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:22,160
Speaker 3: I was totally in love with her one cousin who

1056
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:26,040
Speaker 3: was probably like twenty two, and he brought a scientific

1057
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:27,120
Speaker 3: American with him.

1058
00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:30,759
Speaker 1: I thought that was the most I couldn't get over it.

1059
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:32,600
Speaker 3: It was like made me weak in the knees because

1060
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:36,200
Speaker 3: I've never seen a guy be like kind of in

1061
00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:39,640
Speaker 3: my on my own time. I'm going to pursue the

1062
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:40,919
Speaker 3: scientific arts.

1063
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:44,440
Speaker 5: By days off, I'm going to go to my own school.

1064
00:48:44,719 --> 00:48:47,560
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm going to go to extra school because there's

1065
00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:49,759
Speaker 3: nothing like that in my world up until that point.

1066
00:48:50,239 --> 00:48:50,479
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1067
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:53,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know what that is. It's just it's

1068
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:57,239
Speaker 4: nice though, and they're great comedy fans, and it's just

1069
00:48:57,480 --> 00:49:00,520
Speaker 4: and they're really appreciative because I guess you know, there's

1070
00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:04,239
Speaker 4: Smailler places and they don't get a lot of well

1071
00:49:04,239 --> 00:49:11,319
Speaker 4: they do, but not often, I think, Yeah, so they're appreciative, appreciative. Yeah,

1072
00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:16,439
Speaker 4: I think how my commercial editions would go. So they're appreciative, right, Eddie,

1073
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:17,680
Speaker 4: can you get.

1074
00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:20,239
Speaker 3: To that moret appreciative because I think that's what's on

1075
00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:20,720
Speaker 3: the paper.

1076
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:23,719
Speaker 10: So it's ain't a leakage, No, Eddie, isn't that what

1077
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:27,399
Speaker 10: it is? This potato chip is supposed to stop? Nope,

1078
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:32,320
Speaker 10: it's it's funny you said potato chicken. Wasn't I experienced

1079
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:33,040
Speaker 10: dandel Lay kitchen.

1080
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:34,200
Speaker 5: It was from o Lean.

1081
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:38,160
Speaker 4: Yes, oh oil that they would use that That is

1082
00:49:38,239 --> 00:49:39,720
Speaker 4: what this product was all about.

1083
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:42,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, this is like, hey, do you still like eating

1084
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:45,799
Speaker 6: potato chips with I think it was manufactured Monciot.

1085
00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:46,880
Speaker 4: You go out for this spot?

1086
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:51,799
Speaker 6: No, no, but I I am Eddie announced the time

1087
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:56,040
Speaker 6: to tell you I was the director. I was wearing

1088
00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:58,320
Speaker 6: glasses and a scarf, so you don't recognize me.

1089
00:49:58,440 --> 00:49:58,959
Speaker 5: And I'm sorry.

1090
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,400
Speaker 1: I got mad at you that I have a real apology.

1091
00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:03,320
Speaker 5: Mere is what he did. He came in. He's like,

1092
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:07,080
Speaker 5: I'm a I'm a man with a family. When you

1093
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:12,040
Speaker 5: get the squirts, and I was like, the squirts was

1094
00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:15,279
Speaker 5: this guy read the read the board. It's on the board.

1095
00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:17,759
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm from an improv troup.

1096
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:20,080
Speaker 1: As we speak.

1097
00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:23,919
Speaker 5: Well, I'm no ending you because I'm the director. I said,

1098
00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:25,160
Speaker 5: no ending.

1099
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:26,280
Speaker 1: You got that address?

1100
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:27,160
Speaker 5: Oh?

1101
00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:30,439
Speaker 4: Another one on one south right? Yeah?

1102
00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:30,960
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1103
00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:37,239
Speaker 4: Another another thing I hated about these fucking commercials was

1104
00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:43,120
Speaker 4: that they were always directed by Brits and these horrible

1105
00:50:43,239 --> 00:50:48,040
Speaker 4: little piece of ship spots and and and they would

1106
00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:50,640
Speaker 4: and and and this guy this, these British guys would

1107
00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:56,480
Speaker 4: always be like, all right, if you could uh just

1108
00:50:56,680 --> 00:51:03,680
Speaker 4: kind of look away when she sayscorda and like like

1109
00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:06,360
Speaker 4: like he had this to me, you had this like

1110
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:11,560
Speaker 4: fucking attitude, like we're doing this, like amazing little thing.

1111
00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:12,920
Speaker 4: Did you get the address?

1112
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:15,600
Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, it works out. This is a great route.

1113
00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:16,000
Speaker 4: I love this.

1114
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:19,680
Speaker 3: And you've been You've been vexed by commercial auditions for

1115
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:22,600
Speaker 3: so long because the first time I ever saw you

1116
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:25,320
Speaker 3: at the Fake Gallery, you did that thing where it

1117
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:31,879
Speaker 3: was the commercial edition when the Apocalypse After the Apocalypse, Oh.

1118
00:51:32,239 --> 00:51:37,680
Speaker 4: Yes, well I find them so yeah and uh And

1119
00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:40,400
Speaker 4: at the end of that one, I said that at

1120
00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:41,840
Speaker 4: the end of that one, it was only like me,

1121
00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:45,400
Speaker 4: like I would say things to the casting person like, uh,

1122
00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:49,520
Speaker 4: it's just good. Like they would be like a disembodied voice,

1123
00:51:49,520 --> 00:51:52,919
Speaker 4: and I'd be I'd be yelling, can they they be saying,

1124
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:54,680
Speaker 4: can you read the copy? And I'd be like, it's

1125
00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:58,919
Speaker 4: just good to hear another voice. Hey, you know, after

1126
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:01,400
Speaker 4: this audition, a couple of us are gonna forage for

1127
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:05,520
Speaker 4: food if you want to come, And then the casting

1128
00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:08,680
Speaker 4: person answered, well, that sounds like just leave a flyer

1129
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:13,480
Speaker 4: for that. Maybe I'll come to that. And then at

1130
00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:16,280
Speaker 4: the end they decided to go with the Charred Corpse

1131
00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:20,400
Speaker 4: instead of me to sell cereal, and we're gonna go

1132
00:52:20,480 --> 00:52:21,480
Speaker 4: with the chart Corpse.

1133
00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:25,279
Speaker 1: It's definitely a different direction on you.

1134
00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:28,720
Speaker 5: It's not you, it's just a different direction. Thank you, Karen.

1135
00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:31,440
Speaker 4: But you know, you know, everybody used to tell me,

1136
00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:34,600
Speaker 4: which I also found insulting. Eddie, you just you so

1137
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:38,000
Speaker 4: look like the everyman. And I was like, well, thank

1138
00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:40,480
Speaker 4: you for that, thank you.

1139
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:44,480
Speaker 6: That's not at all insure your your insults are so

1140
00:52:44,680 --> 00:52:45,240
Speaker 6: well worded.

1141
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:49,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, you look like the plumber. And you're gonna work,

1142
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:53,360
Speaker 4: and you're gonna work, and then you're gonna work some more.

1143
00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:58,040
Speaker 5: But mostly plumbing. Mostly you're a plumber.

1144
00:52:58,120 --> 00:53:02,360
Speaker 4: Now, I'll never forget going in time for a fucking

1145
00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:06,800
Speaker 4: Musins commercial and just that's the thing we have to

1146
00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:16,879
Speaker 4: sit and go. Oh wil an old and I walked

1147
00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:20,080
Speaker 4: down it. I did book at about three years running.

1148
00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:23,560
Speaker 4: But no, of course I didn't.

1149
00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:25,320
Speaker 5: But it would be fun to be the voice of

1150
00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:26,080
Speaker 5: the actual book.

1151
00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:28,560
Speaker 4: Yeah you don't know my stuff.

1152
00:53:28,320 --> 00:53:29,680
Speaker 8: Here, I.

1153
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:33,560
Speaker 4: Packed my book of clothing the.

1154
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:35,600
Speaker 1: Worse.

1155
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:40,399
Speaker 5: But yeah, oh that's the word. Yeah you're sickly good.

1156
00:53:40,560 --> 00:53:41,720
Speaker 5: Oh you're doing it perfectly.

1157
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:46,080
Speaker 4: But also also like what's really depressing is like what

1158
00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:49,560
Speaker 4: the industry saw me as Like when I would walk

1159
00:53:49,640 --> 00:53:52,880
Speaker 4: into the room and see the people that I was

1160
00:53:52,960 --> 00:53:56,960
Speaker 4: their type. I just would always have to like read

1161
00:53:57,040 --> 00:53:59,920
Speaker 4: a self help book after something like that. Oh yeah,

1162
00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:03,080
Speaker 4: because it was like, really, this is what I am

1163
00:54:03,719 --> 00:54:05,600
Speaker 4: to you fucking people.

1164
00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:08,640
Speaker 5: Around Christmas time.

1165
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:10,800
Speaker 6: It's fun to go on them where they ask for

1166
00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:15,279
Speaker 6: a Santa Claus and every guy in town who professionally

1167
00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:17,320
Speaker 6: is Santa Claus to commit it to where they have

1168
00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:22,680
Speaker 6: a big white beard, and the more about them they

1169
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:25,080
Speaker 6: maintain a jolly us. They're like, well, like if I

1170
00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:27,720
Speaker 6: just wait, I'm probably gonna not get as many gigs,

1171
00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:31,560
Speaker 6: be it in a in a shopping mall, or on

1172
00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:35,400
Speaker 6: a commercial or actually just weeks of desperation visiting of

1173
00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:36,760
Speaker 6: children's hospital.

1174
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:43,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, nothing's more desperate than visiting sick kids. You said it.

1175
00:54:43,560 --> 00:54:45,080
Speaker 4: I visit sick kids all the time.

1176
00:54:46,400 --> 00:54:46,560
Speaker 6: Here.

1177
00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:52,120
Speaker 4: That's misiting sick kids for myself. Just so I'm grateful.

1178
00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:56,040
Speaker 4: I just go in and I leave. Okay, Yeah, I

1179
00:54:56,120 --> 00:54:59,000
Speaker 4: am me not I am doing better than you, sir.

1180
00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:03,080
Speaker 5: That's your on visiting kids. It's your Murray perfect.

1181
00:55:04,160 --> 00:55:06,320
Speaker 1: I was actually just remembering I went on it.

1182
00:55:06,520 --> 00:55:08,880
Speaker 3: I only went on like three commercial auditions because I

1183
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:12,160
Speaker 3: was so I was such a terrible auditioner anyway, but

1184
00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:15,320
Speaker 3: those ones they would make you improv stuff. Yeah, and

1185
00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:18,320
Speaker 3: so I was always like out of my mind, uncomfortable

1186
00:55:18,480 --> 00:55:20,600
Speaker 3: just the second I got there. And one time I

1187
00:55:20,680 --> 00:55:23,160
Speaker 3: was waiting in the waiting room and two dudes who

1188
00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:26,160
Speaker 3: worked at the casting office got into a fist fight,

1189
00:55:26,719 --> 00:55:29,560
Speaker 3: and I got up and left so quickly and called

1190
00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:29,960
Speaker 3: my agent.

1191
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:31,799
Speaker 1: I was like, two dudes got into a fist fight.

1192
00:55:31,840 --> 00:55:32,839
Speaker 1: I'm not going back there.

1193
00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:35,560
Speaker 3: And it was like they were like my agent called

1194
00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:37,920
Speaker 3: there was like my client was very upset, but I

1195
00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:38,719
Speaker 3: actually wasn't.

1196
00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:41,960
Speaker 1: I just it was the perfect excuse. Oh, they got

1197
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:43,160
Speaker 1: into a fight. I'm not going back.

1198
00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:45,680
Speaker 5: I'm again. You never know much too fat.

1199
00:55:46,040 --> 00:55:49,680
Speaker 4: I would always be afraid that my agent. I swear

1200
00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:51,439
Speaker 4: to God, It's like just me being a little kid.

1201
00:55:52,239 --> 00:55:54,680
Speaker 4: I would always know, keep going, okay going. I would

1202
00:55:54,760 --> 00:55:59,520
Speaker 4: always be afraid of my agent getting a report first.

1203
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:04,880
Speaker 4: It would be like my tea, I worry about it.

1204
00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:07,040
Speaker 6: I worry about the other day I went in for

1205
00:56:07,120 --> 00:56:09,960
Speaker 6: one and yeah, I'm supposed to be a mean director guy.

1206
00:56:10,239 --> 00:56:12,680
Speaker 4: Actually, are you having fun with them now? Like you're

1207
00:56:12,719 --> 00:56:13,080
Speaker 4: going in.

1208
00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:15,960
Speaker 5: I like the I'm getting used to auditioning and I

1209
00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:17,160
Speaker 5: feel like, if it is.

1210
00:56:17,640 --> 00:56:20,879
Speaker 4: Are you booking any Yeah, I got commercials a lot,

1211
00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:22,279
Speaker 4: but that's cool.

1212
00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:24,520
Speaker 5: When what was Canadian one was in the UK? What

1213
00:56:24,719 --> 00:56:25,640
Speaker 5: you know, you wouldn't see.

1214
00:56:25,719 --> 00:56:29,440
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's even better. Nobody sees you do them exactly.

1215
00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:31,160
Speaker 5: I was pretty happy about that.

1216
00:56:31,239 --> 00:56:33,320
Speaker 4: But I want to be flown in Japan and do

1217
00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:36,080
Speaker 4: those few million dollar ones, but nobody knows.

1218
00:56:36,239 --> 00:56:39,000
Speaker 6: I got to go to Spain and you did as

1219
00:56:39,080 --> 00:56:40,680
Speaker 6: you went on the beach in Spain, and then I

1220
00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:41,120
Speaker 6: got to go.

1221
00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:43,960
Speaker 5: To England for a commercial yeah and.

1222
00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:49,960
Speaker 6: One oh yeah for Expedia dot c a Canadian and

1223
00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:51,480
Speaker 6: then for a Mini Cooper.

1224
00:56:51,520 --> 00:56:54,840
Speaker 4: That's cool when you could go to Spain ship right, So.

1225
00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:56,759
Speaker 5: I think I got spoiled and I'm like, this is

1226
00:56:56,800 --> 00:56:57,520
Speaker 5: the best gig ever.

1227
00:56:57,600 --> 00:56:59,839
Speaker 6: I'm going to focus on this, but I I haven't

1228
00:57:00,160 --> 00:57:02,759
Speaker 6: anything right now, And like you mentioned before, I've been

1229
00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:03,160
Speaker 6: for it.

1230
00:57:03,239 --> 00:57:06,080
Speaker 4: How long food for Yeah?

1231
00:57:06,239 --> 00:57:08,360
Speaker 5: For how long since I shaved my mustache.

1232
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:11,880
Speaker 11: I haven't had a good audition when that I've shaved

1233
00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:14,960
Speaker 11: it up eight months ago, Okay, yeah, yeah it is

1234
00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:18,960
Speaker 11: streaky like that though, right, Yeah, yeah, it's my mustache.

1235
00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:21,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, well no, it's.

1236
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:23,480
Speaker 5: A streak.

1237
00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:24,720
Speaker 8: It was.

1238
00:57:25,080 --> 00:57:27,360
Speaker 6: I was getting callbacks all the time I'm like, well, yeah,

1239
00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:29,800
Speaker 6: I'm in the groove, and where's this groove? Isn't going

1240
00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:36,000
Speaker 6: to go anywhere but straight to the Emperor has got

1241
00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:43,800
Speaker 6: a brand new whatever anyway it'll make I don't feel

1242
00:57:44,040 --> 00:57:46,600
Speaker 6: wildly uncomfortable anymore when I go into a room.

1243
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:49,320
Speaker 4: Yeah you know next exit by the way, Yes, quick,

1244
00:57:49,400 --> 00:57:51,200
Speaker 4: little one on the right. You don't know where it is,

1245
00:57:51,320 --> 00:57:54,919
Speaker 4: folks listening, yes, because I already got people in front

1246
00:57:54,960 --> 00:57:59,120
Speaker 4: of my goddamn house constantly like, oh, please sign this,

1247
00:58:00,680 --> 00:58:02,880
Speaker 4: well you used the olean bag.

1248
00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:05,760
Speaker 3: And then there's that one guy with the God hates

1249
00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:07,680
Speaker 3: fag sign, which doesn't make sense.

1250
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:11,840
Speaker 5: Why is he there? I always want I want to

1251
00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:14,120
Speaker 5: go in in front of a grocery store where a

1252
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:19,600
Speaker 5: god hates bags? What god hates bags? To get them?

1253
00:58:20,680 --> 00:58:22,320
Speaker 4: I just loved it lately.

1254
00:58:23,560 --> 00:58:24,360
Speaker 1: They're pretty great.

1255
00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:27,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, hugs, I'm tired of working for the.

1256
00:58:27,360 --> 00:58:27,720
Speaker 5: Here we go.

1257
00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:31,400
Speaker 6: We're taking this sweet sweet, sweet sweet, then beautiful and

1258
00:58:31,560 --> 00:58:32,800
Speaker 6: then we're gonna turn right.

1259
00:58:33,200 --> 00:58:35,480
Speaker 1: You're so relaxed, Eddie because you're home now.

1260
00:58:35,600 --> 00:58:37,040
Speaker 4: You guys did that really well?

1261
00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:40,440
Speaker 5: Oh did you have fun? Are you currently having fun?

1262
00:58:40,520 --> 00:58:42,520
Speaker 5: It's not over? Yea, I'm glad, I.

1263
00:58:42,960 --> 00:58:44,120
Speaker 1: Are you ready for some more fun.

1264
00:58:44,280 --> 00:58:45,560
Speaker 5: Some of our episodes, I'll.

1265
00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:47,480
Speaker 6: Be honest, are kind of stinkers, and I think this

1266
00:58:47,680 --> 00:58:50,160
Speaker 6: one was up there with with Aaron.

1267
00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:53,400
Speaker 5: Foley and some of the better A good one. She

1268
00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:56,240
Speaker 5: was great, but I don't want to talk about her.

1269
00:58:56,360 --> 00:58:57,160
Speaker 5: Let's talk about you.

1270
00:58:57,600 --> 00:58:59,040
Speaker 4: Does it end when you drop me off? For what

1271
00:58:59,120 --> 00:58:59,400
Speaker 4: do we do?

1272
00:58:59,480 --> 00:59:02,320
Speaker 5: It ends up up and awkwardly and we actually.

1273
00:59:02,240 --> 00:59:03,400
Speaker 4: That's actually kind of cool.

1274
00:59:03,880 --> 00:59:06,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, we'll end with you'll stop right here. No,

1275
00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:09,840
Speaker 5: he just wanted it to end the whole time.

1276
00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:14,760
Speaker 4: That'd be funny. Like I say, well, I came out

1277
00:59:14,840 --> 00:59:17,840
Speaker 4: the other day to my parents and then I'm like,

1278
00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:18,600
Speaker 4: stop right here.

1279
00:59:19,480 --> 00:59:22,080
Speaker 6: Wait if he could really this is where my house is.

1280
00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:24,400
Speaker 6: The podcast ends. When the podcast ends.

1281
00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:26,520
Speaker 5: When.

1282
00:59:28,080 --> 00:59:30,720
Speaker 4: We are really close though, by the way, very very

1283
00:59:30,880 --> 00:59:31,240
Speaker 4: very close.

1284
00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:33,080
Speaker 5: Well then what did your parents say when you told

1285
00:59:33,120 --> 00:59:34,040
Speaker 5: him that when.

1286
00:59:33,960 --> 00:59:36,880
Speaker 4: I came out? Yeah, well I did come out, and

1287
00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:39,600
Speaker 4: the biggest thing I ever came out as was an actor.

1288
00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:41,960
Speaker 4: When I told my dad, no, when I told my

1289
00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:44,160
Speaker 4: dad I was going, my dad was like a dean

1290
00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:46,760
Speaker 4: of high school, and he wanted and he he kind

1291
00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:50,800
Speaker 4: of wanted me to be a dentist for some reason.

1292
00:59:51,720 --> 00:59:53,600
Speaker 4: I didn't want to be a doctor, and then he's

1293
00:59:53,680 --> 00:59:55,240
Speaker 4: and then I said, all right, how about a dentist.

1294
00:59:55,400 --> 00:59:57,520
Speaker 4: I said that just to please them, And he was

1295
00:59:57,600 --> 01:00:00,200
Speaker 4: really excited that I was studying dentist.

1296
01:00:00,480 --> 01:00:01,600
Speaker 1: And you actually studied it.

1297
01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:04,040
Speaker 6: That's the same pressure as the elf and Rudolph. He

1298
01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:06,919
Speaker 6: felt he wanted to be a dentist. A dentist, yeah,

1299
01:00:06,960 --> 01:00:09,439
Speaker 6: but he was an elf. He was actually the elf

1300
01:00:09,520 --> 01:00:12,520
Speaker 6: in Rudolph. He was passionate about dentistry. He's like, why

1301
01:00:12,560 --> 01:00:14,880
Speaker 6: am I a miss? Why look at me making these toys.

1302
01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:16,520
Speaker 6: I'm like, that's a pretty good gig.

1303
01:00:16,680 --> 01:00:17,080
Speaker 1: That's right.

1304
01:00:17,680 --> 01:00:19,760
Speaker 4: My dad gave me a fucking novacaine needle for my

1305
01:00:19,840 --> 01:00:24,200
Speaker 4: sixteen I'm not kidding. It was a beautiful like like

1306
01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:26,320
Speaker 4: state of the yard, Like you don't get to see

1307
01:00:26,360 --> 01:00:28,480
Speaker 4: him because they always hide him. Now, this interested me.

1308
01:00:28,880 --> 01:00:31,360
Speaker 5: So did that then light a fire under your ass?

1309
01:00:31,480 --> 01:00:32,080
Speaker 5: It sure did.

1310
01:00:32,160 --> 01:00:34,440
Speaker 4: When you get a novacaine needle, that are you.

1311
01:00:38,800 --> 01:00:40,480
Speaker 5: Let me reach into my stocking?

1312
01:00:40,760 --> 01:00:41,000
Speaker 4: Ow?

1313
01:00:41,840 --> 01:00:42,320
Speaker 1: What is this?

1314
01:00:44,600 --> 01:00:47,640
Speaker 4: It's a needle, son, I'm sorry, son. I was supposed

1315
01:00:47,640 --> 01:00:49,800
Speaker 4: to be covered with the blunt tip.

1316
01:00:50,120 --> 01:00:51,760
Speaker 1: I had to put a wine cork on the end.

1317
01:00:51,720 --> 01:00:54,040
Speaker 4: Of the alla for a couple of hours.

1318
01:00:54,280 --> 01:00:58,000
Speaker 5: Only a couple guys used it. Behind my work.

1319
01:00:58,120 --> 01:01:00,360
Speaker 6: There's a couple guys in an alley that I used

1320
01:01:00,400 --> 01:01:02,800
Speaker 6: the needle. But other than that, it's brand new, son

1321
01:01:02,880 --> 01:01:04,160
Speaker 6: and I'm not going to be a dentist.

1322
01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:06,200
Speaker 1: He gave me a needle.

1323
01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:12,440
Speaker 4: That's the best get to the right okay, And well,

1324
01:01:12,560 --> 01:01:15,200
Speaker 4: did your dad ever right behind this great car?

1325
01:01:15,680 --> 01:01:22,000
Speaker 5: Okay? Perfect? Yeah, No one's gonna bother for a little bit.

1326
01:01:22,200 --> 01:01:26,720
Speaker 5: So did your dad ultimately see you act and realize

1327
01:01:26,760 --> 01:01:28,160
Speaker 5: that you made a life for yourself?

1328
01:01:28,560 --> 01:01:31,120
Speaker 4: You know? It took him so long because he heard

1329
01:01:31,120 --> 01:01:35,760
Speaker 4: about the olean commercial heard he heard about a lot

1330
01:01:35,840 --> 01:01:37,120
Speaker 4: of this stuff because he had a friend in the

1331
01:01:37,120 --> 01:01:41,160
Speaker 4: commercial industry and non't kidding that would be funny if

1332
01:01:41,240 --> 01:01:46,400
Speaker 4: like Bob, which I'm sure you got from that, but Bob,

1333
01:01:47,240 --> 01:01:49,480
Speaker 4: I don't know. He screwed up a couple of words

1334
01:01:49,520 --> 01:01:51,960
Speaker 4: and it ain't a leakage product. It was perfect for

1335
01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:54,200
Speaker 4: him because he he looks like Ship, you know what

1336
01:01:54,240 --> 01:01:56,400
Speaker 4: I mean. He's a kid who looks like Ship and

1337
01:01:56,440 --> 01:01:59,200
Speaker 4: he's gonna go far if you could just harness this

1338
01:01:59,480 --> 01:02:02,880
Speaker 4: every man, and which basically means, you know, a person

1339
01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:03,920
Speaker 4: doesn't look well.

1340
01:02:06,520 --> 01:02:09,480
Speaker 5: You're in every Man if everyone in America was a

1341
01:02:09,560 --> 01:02:10,200
Speaker 5: sick plumber.

1342
01:02:10,320 --> 01:02:13,080
Speaker 1: Now is a compliment.

1343
01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:17,080
Speaker 5: Go Eddie, you're great, this was fun, and you know

1344
01:02:17,160 --> 01:02:19,800
Speaker 5: this was good. You are any delight. We're going to

1345
01:02:19,880 --> 01:02:21,919
Speaker 5: go back to the airport and pick up our nest guests.

1346
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:22,200
Speaker 4: I know.

1347
01:02:22,480 --> 01:02:23,320
Speaker 8: This is the way.

1348
01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:27,800
Speaker 4: That is so funny to me. Airports are the one

1349
01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:31,080
Speaker 4: place I hate going. I go there regularly. Do you

1350
01:02:31,200 --> 01:02:32,240
Speaker 4: now kind of dig it?

1351
01:02:32,320 --> 01:02:32,880
Speaker 1: And I love it.

1352
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:35,880
Speaker 4: It's hilarious.

1353
01:02:35,960 --> 01:02:38,400
Speaker 6: Maybe it's kind of my character, I guess, but I

1354
01:02:38,520 --> 01:02:41,160
Speaker 6: don't I get. I get a feeling of anxiety the

1355
01:02:41,240 --> 01:02:41,560
Speaker 6: moment I.

1356
01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:43,520
Speaker 4: Know you do. Some of the cops know you at

1357
01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:46,840
Speaker 4: this point. They that's the podcast, let them throw folks.

1358
01:02:47,040 --> 01:02:50,080
Speaker 6: I'm sure they noticed that there's occasionally a car where

1359
01:02:50,120 --> 01:02:53,200
Speaker 6: people inexplicably have microphones in their hands.

1360
01:02:53,800 --> 01:02:56,440
Speaker 3: So you're going to get I just realized though, as

1361
01:02:56,480 --> 01:03:00,960
Speaker 3: we talked about that we might be suspects, since we're

1362
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:02,200
Speaker 3: at the airport so much.

1363
01:03:05,440 --> 01:03:09,240
Speaker 5: On the last size checking out that lady, Yeah, we

1364
01:03:09,320 --> 01:03:09,600
Speaker 5: could be.

1365
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:12,760
Speaker 1: We could be in serious danger. But no, look around

1366
01:03:12,800 --> 01:03:14,360
Speaker 1: at whatever you feel like looking at.

1367
01:03:18,480 --> 01:03:20,600
Speaker 5: She had She wasn't wearing a brass here.

1368
01:03:20,720 --> 01:03:22,120
Speaker 4: I wanted to warn her of the.

1369
01:03:23,640 --> 01:03:25,440
Speaker 5: That'll cause permanent hangage.

1370
01:03:25,560 --> 01:03:27,080
Speaker 4: All right, guys, thank you so much.

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01:03:28,280 --> 01:03:30,880
Speaker 1: Shows coming out. You have a podcast do you want

1372
01:03:30,920 --> 01:03:31,360
Speaker 1: to talk about?

1373
01:03:31,880 --> 01:03:35,160
Speaker 4: Yes, please listen to my podcast on the Old Things

1374
01:03:35,200 --> 01:03:38,960
Speaker 4: Comedy Network. It's called Pep Talks with the Bitter Buddha

1375
01:03:39,240 --> 01:03:41,640
Speaker 4: and you could subscribe to it on iTunes. I'm going

1376
01:03:41,720 --> 01:03:43,439
Speaker 4: to be at the San Francisco Sketch Fest.

1377
01:03:43,600 --> 01:03:45,280
Speaker 5: Oh fun, kept.

1378
01:03:45,160 --> 01:03:47,560
Speaker 4: Coming up to February sixth, seven and eight. Yeah good,

1379
01:03:47,600 --> 01:03:50,240
Speaker 4: and that's a green gravel fest. And I at the

1380
01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:53,480
Speaker 4: end of February and then the punchline March like eleven.

1381
01:03:53,520 --> 01:03:55,120
Speaker 4: I'm going to headline a punch That's great.

1382
01:03:55,320 --> 01:03:58,120
Speaker 1: That's a great The punchline in Sanrancisco. Yeah nice.

1383
01:03:58,520 --> 01:04:00,520
Speaker 5: That's to San Francisco trip or is it right?

1384
01:04:00,640 --> 01:04:05,160
Speaker 4: That's right, it's it's San Francisco. I will and then

1385
01:04:05,240 --> 01:04:07,560
Speaker 4: back to San Francisco. I like San Francisco.

1386
01:04:07,720 --> 01:04:10,080
Speaker 6: You gotta go back to go get your heart. You

1387
01:04:10,120 --> 01:04:11,800
Speaker 6: gotta go back in second time to get your heart.

1388
01:04:13,400 --> 01:04:14,479
Speaker 6: Everyone's always leaving their.

1389
01:04:14,360 --> 01:04:16,600
Speaker 1: Heart there and singing about it.

1390
01:04:18,760 --> 01:04:21,000
Speaker 5: Well, go all right, guys, thanks for being on h

1391
01:04:21,200 --> 01:04:23,600
Speaker 5: Do you need a ride? D y n A R.

1392
01:04:26,920 --> 01:04:30,280
Speaker 5: Are you leaving you wanna way back?

1393
01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:32,400
Speaker 1: Either way, we want.

1394
01:04:32,280 --> 01:04:37,720
Speaker 2: To be there, doesn't matter how much baggage you clean

1395
01:04:38,240 --> 01:04:41,720
Speaker 2: us time and they turning on and gay.

1396
01:04:43,200 --> 01:04:45,800
Speaker 1: We want to send you off inside.

1397
01:04:47,160 --> 01:04:49,320
Speaker 5: We want to welcome you back home.

1398
01:04:51,280 --> 01:04:52,640
Speaker 2: Tell us all about it.

1399
01:04:52,840 --> 01:04:54,560
Speaker 1: We scared or was it fine?

1400
01:04:56,600 --> 01:04:57,440
Speaker 4: Now part.

1401
01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:14,440
Speaker 5: The father. Do you need to ride?

1402
01:05:15,160 --> 01:05:16,440
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

1403
01:05:17,120 --> 01:05:18,400
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

1404
01:05:19,080 --> 01:05:20,320
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

1405
01:05:21,040 --> 01:05:22,360
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

1406
01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:26,280
Speaker 3: Do you need ride? Do you need to ride?

1407
01:05:26,960 --> 01:05:35,240
Speaker 5: Do you need with Karen and Chriss