WEBVTT - #479 Losing Recipes, Nikki Can't Be on The Ground & Brian's Nuts

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<v Speaker 1>The nick A Gliser Podcast. Nick Glaser pos, here's Nikki.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello here, I am welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Nicky Glazer Podcast. Excuse me while I put on

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<v Speaker 1>my lip gloss, which all the gen zs are wearing.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wait, I have mine too.

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<v Speaker 1>They can't go anywhere without it?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that a gen Z thing?

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<v Speaker 1>That is what I'm told by gen z M. I

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<v Speaker 1>put it on my Instagram story this week that gen

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<v Speaker 1>ZM had written to me that like, one thing to

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<v Speaker 1>know about hold on, let me read in her voice,

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<v Speaker 1>one thing to know about gen Z. So I gotta

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<v Speaker 1>find it. I just am She's hilarious to me. People

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<v Speaker 1>are starting My friends are starting to be like, you

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<v Speaker 1>have to check with her about everything you buy. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like no, It's not like I'm like, won't get

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<v Speaker 1>something because she says no. I just it's funny to

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<v Speaker 1>get her confirmation. It's content. It's it's giving, like fun

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<v Speaker 1>relationship between two people from different generations who just want

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<v Speaker 1>to understand each other. I am not an old person

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<v Speaker 1>totally right. I am not a millennial who's like mad

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<v Speaker 1>about gen Z. I think that is such a late

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like working on a bit about it in my

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<v Speaker 1>act about how like every generation like hates the younger

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<v Speaker 1>generation because they're jealous you're young, but they can't say that,

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<v Speaker 1>so they make fun of how you talk and what

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<v Speaker 1>you wear because we hate that our skin looks gross

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<v Speaker 1>and yours doesn't, and that we're closer to dying than

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<v Speaker 1>you are, but we can't say that because it's embarrassing

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<v Speaker 1>to admit that that's the real fear. And we get

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<v Speaker 1>mad at you and that you have you have a

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<v Speaker 1>life that you can you can do so many things

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<v Speaker 1>we didn't do, you know, like we blew past opportunities

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<v Speaker 1>to socialize and go out and maybe meet people, or

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<v Speaker 1>like maybe there's said gen zs are single and we're

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<v Speaker 1>stuck in marriages we don't like, so instead we just

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<v Speaker 1>go like what they talk in this weird? Why are

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<v Speaker 1>they talking that we didn't talk like that? Like A

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<v Speaker 1>good point was raised in My Girls Chat that Sara

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<v Speaker 1>Lena said that millennials did not have as many different

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<v Speaker 1>slang words as gen Z did when we were the

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<v Speaker 1>reigning young.

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<v Speaker 3>General those days. I feel like we did have a

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<v Speaker 3>good amount, but maybe not as much.

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<v Speaker 1>You remind me of something, because I don't think we

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<v Speaker 1>had that many kal Bunga was X. Gen X, rad

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<v Speaker 1>was gen X, Tubular was gen X as if for

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<v Speaker 1>groovy groovy was was co opted retro actively like rams, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so you're struggling. We did, We didn't really have it,

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<v Speaker 1>but anyway, So another gen Z thing. We never go

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<v Speaker 1>anywhere without a gloss in hand, bathroom car, another country.

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<v Speaker 1>Lip gloss, but a bomb gloss, but a balm glass.

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<v Speaker 1>We love. Summer Fridays and Lenash, those are the two brands.

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<v Speaker 1>And I gotta says, is with the finger like, I

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<v Speaker 1>guess it's less of a no, so it's like the tube.

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<v Speaker 1>It comes in like less of a like, like you

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<v Speaker 1>take it out and it's a wand and more of like.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what she meant by a bomb. I

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<v Speaker 1>could ask, but you know, she might get back to

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<v Speaker 1>me even before I ask, because that's how fast she is,

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<v Speaker 1>so it might take less than it might take negative

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<v Speaker 1>time to find out. So I don't know if we

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<v Speaker 1>want to go there, But I think what she meant

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<v Speaker 1>is like a goo like it comes out like gooey.

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<v Speaker 1>So I got I got Tower twenty eight or whatever

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<v Speaker 1>that brand is Lenege and Summer Fridays, and I gotta

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<v Speaker 1>admit they taste really delicious and because you do end

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<v Speaker 1>up eating.

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<v Speaker 3>Them and the wan I've always said, if I could

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<v Speaker 3>eat my makeup, I'd probably use it more often.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and you do eat it, you absorb it in

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<v Speaker 1>your skin and you eat whatever is on your lips

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<v Speaker 1>is transferred into your body.

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<v Speaker 3>But when you go camping, you're supposed to bring like

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<v Speaker 3>five gallons of water and like six lip glosses just

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<v Speaker 3>in case you get.

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<v Speaker 1>Lost in the large and in case there's a photo

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<v Speaker 1>shoot that you come across with.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, that's you know what. The the the the sign

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<v Speaker 3>of good slang is that it becomes just like normal language.

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<v Speaker 3>And I think a lot of the millennial things that

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<v Speaker 3>we considered that we consider them normal now, but they're

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<v Speaker 3>actually slang. Okay, Like you know, like the word cool,

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<v Speaker 3>like that's cool was slang once for like like the

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<v Speaker 3>silent I don't know who said it, but yeah, some generation,

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<v Speaker 3>like the Silent generation came back from World War One

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<v Speaker 3>and was like radio, that's pretty cool, and everyone else

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<v Speaker 3>before them were like cool, that's like idiotic. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 3>just like in the in the But here's some millennial words.

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<v Speaker 1>That I did see a water container in a gym

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<v Speaker 1>today or the other day that said hot these are

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<v Speaker 1>options hot, cold, cool? Okay, what do you make of that?

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<v Speaker 3>It's a little too much like it was a container, like.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, it was like a big if you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the kind of thing that you talk around in the

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<v Speaker 1>office and you talk about the latest episode of Friends

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<v Speaker 1>the other night.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, okay, what water cooler? Yes, I could get hot, cold,

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<v Speaker 3>and cool.

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<v Speaker 1>I took a picture of it because I was so

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<v Speaker 1>confounded by the options. I understand cool and cold are

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<v Speaker 1>two different things. I think cool was supposed to be

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<v Speaker 1>in the in the middle. But maybe your water comes

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<v Speaker 1>out wearing sunglasses.

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<v Speaker 3>And I mean that seems really uh specific.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you would like that, Okay, So.

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<v Speaker 3>I just I think I don't think I would. I

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<v Speaker 3>think cool is probably room tamp Yeah, I just don't.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't like it because I think it's too many options.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't believe that cool is actually anything.

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<v Speaker 1>And who is hot water in a gym?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>That's cuban because it says it's probably good for you

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<v Speaker 1>to do. If you want to know what's good for you,

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<v Speaker 1>do what doesn't feel good all the time?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>By Andrew Human stare into the sun as soon as

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<v Speaker 1>you get up in the morning, take a cold plunge, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>sit in silence, go on a what's it called. There's

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<v Speaker 1>some kind of walk he talks about where you have

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<v Speaker 1>to look across the lands, so you're if you're ever

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<v Speaker 1>seeing a guy walking around your neighborhood slowly scanning the

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<v Speaker 1>horizon back and forth with his neck. He's not a PERV.

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<v Speaker 1>He listens to and of humorous podcast and also might

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<v Speaker 1>be a PERF and it just fits the protocol. But

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<v Speaker 1>I was listening to like what you have to do

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning to feel good? Your best buy his protocol,

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<v Speaker 1>which isn't it's not insane, but you do have to

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<v Speaker 1>stare at the sun for fifteen minutes in the morning.

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<v Speaker 3>He really, he says, stare at the sun.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you need to get sunlight in your eyes.

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<v Speaker 2>You need Yeah, you were sunglasses. You have to go

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<v Speaker 2>outside and.

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<v Speaker 3>Just science told us that that's bad for you for

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<v Speaker 3>like a thousand years.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, even on the clips, get it in. Get it in.

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<v Speaker 1>You'll be blind, but you'll feeling Are you serious, No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's totally true. But listen, Okay, after you read us

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<v Speaker 1>millennial phrases, look Andrew Huberman Protocol for your daily life.

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<v Speaker 1>But I do want to hear millennial phrases because here's

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<v Speaker 1>the thing. You're right, they do become a part of

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<v Speaker 1>the way we talk. And that is why I'm obsessed

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<v Speaker 1>with gen z phrases, is because I think some of

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<v Speaker 1>them are fucking awesome. And as soon as they inject

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<v Speaker 1>themselves in my brain in a way that becomes like

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have to think that I'm doing it. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be set to describe so many new things.

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<v Speaker 1>For instance, like this new thing of like saying dead dead,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm deceased, call Tyler Henry, like get seven of my

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<v Speaker 1>friends to carry me into a grave like that, just

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<v Speaker 1>like those different versions of saying you are passed on.

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<v Speaker 1>I like it. I like it, and I think, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>Tyler Henry, Yeah, we can definitely talk about that. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So run us through.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay. So here's just the let so I found on

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<v Speaker 3>the internet.

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<v Speaker 1>And by the way, we're old millennials, or at least

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<v Speaker 1>I am, Brian, You're a few years younger old. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>the oldest. Oh yeah, you're the oldest. Okay, So these

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<v Speaker 1>might seem be gay bae b a e like, oh bane,

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah that that actually was good? Good job. Yeah, stands for.

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<v Speaker 3>Well I see it.

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<v Speaker 1>I no, actually no before anyone else.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, that sucks.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah all right basic basic Okay, yes, very good.

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<v Speaker 1>Love Basic. Really what a great word. That didn't have

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<v Speaker 1>a way to describe that before. I guess you could

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<v Speaker 1>say cub but no, basic is lame, boring, pedestrian. But

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<v Speaker 1>basic is just really uh yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>That enapsulates what we what we want to say. It's

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<v Speaker 3>because it has a little bit of an insult attached

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<v Speaker 3>to it. Yeah, yes, something's basic. It's yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no one wants that. Adulting uh huh Okay, don't

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<v Speaker 1>love it, but it definitely adding in to the two

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<v Speaker 1>words two nouns. Yeah, became a thing that we did adulting.

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<v Speaker 1>I hated it. I always have. I don't know why,

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<v Speaker 1>and anyone who uses it that's fine. But yeah. I

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<v Speaker 1>was this year's old when I found out whatever that

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<v Speaker 1>one really your table.

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<v Speaker 3>A lot of our slang came from Twitter.

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<v Speaker 1>We all like started yeah, and.

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<v Speaker 3>I think gen Z is probably getting theirs from the

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<v Speaker 3>internet as well.

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<v Speaker 1>What they're doing is they're getting it from TV and

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<v Speaker 1>different tiktoks. So like the one I was telling the

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<v Speaker 1>girls chat about the other day was a so I saw.

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<v Speaker 1>I was listening to lost culture. He says, the latest

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<v Speaker 1>episode with these girls that have a podcast called the Haters,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's going to be a new podcast I listened

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<v Speaker 1>to understand gen z culture. They were dropping. It was

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<v Speaker 1>like I was listening to a foreign language. It was

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<v Speaker 1>like when your teacher used to play you like French

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<v Speaker 1>tapes and you would have to like listen during class

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<v Speaker 1>and like take a test. I was like glued to

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<v Speaker 1>the audio trying to decipher things because every other word

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<v Speaker 1>was something new. So at one point they said they

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<v Speaker 1>were talking about old feuds in pop stars or between

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<v Speaker 1>pop stars, and they said, Nicki Minaj and Cardi I

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<v Speaker 1>believe were the last like feud where there was like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, fist thrown, hands were thrown. Now hands were

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<v Speaker 1>thrown is not what I'm talking to. That's already one

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<v Speaker 1>that was probably more a millennial thing. So they said

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<v Speaker 1>that was probably the last celebrity, you know, pop star

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<v Speaker 1>girly feud where hands were thrown. And then one of

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<v Speaker 1>the girls said, and they left no recipes, They left

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<v Speaker 1>no recipes, And then one of them repeated left no recipes.

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<v Speaker 1>And so when Bowen repeated no recipes, I was like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>this is not just this girl saying something that doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>maybe she got the frame is wrong or something. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a real thing. So I googled it. Nothing literally left

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<v Speaker 1>no recipes. I don't know what they're talking about. Then

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<v Speaker 1>I asked Emily and she said, this one's actually interesting,

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<v Speaker 1>and this is why I love this etymology of gen

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<v Speaker 1>Z Lingo. So I guess there was a TikTok where

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<v Speaker 1>some conservative moron was talking about how women have become

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<v Speaker 1>too bold and empowered and they you know, in the

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<v Speaker 1>workplace and they don't like cook anymore, and they don't

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<v Speaker 1>they're not housekeep you know, they're don't homemakers and stay

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<v Speaker 1>at home moms. And so women now the the recipes

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<v Speaker 1>have been lost. Their moms did not give them the recipes.

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<v Speaker 1>They there's been no recipes passed down, And so gen

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<v Speaker 1>Z took that as like they left the recipes or

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<v Speaker 1>the it's something with recipes. I forget the exact phrasing,

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<v Speaker 1>but I liked that they took this thing. This guy

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<v Speaker 1>said that. Everyone was just like, what are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>But it makes sense, like the moms didn't give the

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<v Speaker 1>recipes how to make the cookies, and the women are

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<v Speaker 1>now being like, well, just Uber eats them, right, and

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<v Speaker 1>that's somehow.

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<v Speaker 3>And then gen Z co opted it and made it

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<v Speaker 3>a positive thing.

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<v Speaker 1>And just turned it into a thing of like when

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<v Speaker 1>you don't when you don't teach the next generation something

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<v Speaker 1>that's I mean, I guess they didn't like to take

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<v Speaker 1>it back from him. They just used it the way

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<v Speaker 1>he used it. But I like that they got it

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<v Speaker 1>from some guy, Like I like that it comes across.

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<v Speaker 1>I like that they just hear something somewhere and then

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<v Speaker 1>it it gets passed around.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, like the genesis of a new slange that all

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<v Speaker 3>that will blow up. I mean, they all got to

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<v Speaker 3>start somewhere.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, And that is I just like I think. I

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<v Speaker 1>like etymology and where words come from and why we

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<v Speaker 1>use them, and so this is why I've become like

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<v Speaker 1>fascinated by it. If you guys, ever, if Bestie's ever

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<v Speaker 1>learned about a gen Z term and where it comes

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<v Speaker 1>from or something interesting or something new, your kid is saying,

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<v Speaker 1>please DM me with it. I love it so so much.

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<v Speaker 3>If we could figure out what no recipes actually means,

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<v Speaker 3>I do feel like that's a good one.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's what it means. It means like the recipes

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<v Speaker 1>weren't passed down, so I would say like if if

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<v Speaker 1>you know, oh, so let's say when Noah was gone,

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<v Speaker 1>and what's her name, Jesus Christ, I'm so sorry, Olivia.

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<v Speaker 1>Olivia stepped in. I've had one hour and twenty minutes

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<v Speaker 1>sleep for everyone to know. But I'm feeling great. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>worry about me. I really am. I hate when people

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<v Speaker 1>in podcasts are like I haven't slept and I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like shit, and you're like, well, then I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to listen to this shit. But I feel good. So

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<v Speaker 1>when Olivia stepped in, if Olivia would have been like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how to run this thing, we would

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<v Speaker 1>have been like, Noah left no recipes?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that really? Because then it's then that's just like

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<v Speaker 3>instead of no instructions.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just a cooler way to say it.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, it's just a cooler way to say no instructions.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like maybe, yeah, it's just like you didn't pass

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<v Speaker 1>down the information that you had to make the next

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<v Speaker 1>generation know like how to do things.

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<v Speaker 3>We've lost the institutional knowledge is what the slang should

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<v Speaker 3>be there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, not as quippy and fun. But I thought I

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<v Speaker 1>had something to do with receipts, which when that when

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<v Speaker 1>receipts came out of this the lingo, I did not

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<v Speaker 1>understand what it was, like, I need receipts, and now

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<v Speaker 1>receipts is like we all.

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<v Speaker 3>Say it like, I mean, it's amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>It really makes sense. That's one that like at first,

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<v Speaker 1>it was a little clunky putting it on, like a

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<v Speaker 1>pair of new shoes. I had some blisters, Like I

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<v Speaker 1>was struggling like saying it. Now I could say it

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<v Speaker 1>and my parents would probably understand.

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<v Speaker 3>I love it. I mean, I feel like we're having

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<v Speaker 3>a lot more fun with the language of these days

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<v Speaker 3>in America. Yeah, I think so, just all of a

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<v Speaker 3>sudden gotten fun.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I let's talk about this is Your Country?

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<v Speaker 1>The special that Brian Show ran, Tim Dillon's Uh this

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<v Speaker 1>is Your Country uh cracked the Netflix top ten. It

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<v Speaker 1>did for two days for two days, which is for comedies.

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<v Speaker 3>This week, I mean, this is maybe the most competitive

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<v Speaker 3>week I've ever seen on Netflix. Number one sweeping the

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<v Speaker 3>nation is the Adam Brody Kristen Bell rom com Nobody

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<v Speaker 3>Wants This, which has been at number one for a

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<v Speaker 3>long time. Everybody loves that show. It's at the nation

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<v Speaker 3>first for a rom com. Mm hmm, the only because

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<v Speaker 3>Hollywood stopped making rom coms that were good. They put

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<v Speaker 3>out one or two a year at they all star

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<v Speaker 3>Sidney Sweeney, and they were just looking for something that

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<v Speaker 3>I think the world was ready for, like a real

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<v Speaker 3>good rom com.

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<v Speaker 1>And man, here's my thing about Nobody Wants This. I

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<v Speaker 1>was watching it and I was like, if I pitched

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<v Speaker 1>a TV show to my team and was like, and

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<v Speaker 1>I want the romantic lead to have a podcast. Oh god,

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<v Speaker 1>everyone would say, no, that's a bad idea because Sex

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<v Speaker 1>and the City just did it and it wasn't it

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<v Speaker 1>was made. It was mocked on Sex and the City,

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<v Speaker 1>So don't do it. What I've learned from Nobody Wants

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<v Speaker 1>This is that you can you should do things other

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<v Speaker 1>people have done because it means it work, work, And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not saying it's derivative or that they stole it

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<v Speaker 1>from it. Like having a podcast is a thing for

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<v Speaker 1>a girl to do now like many many people. So

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<v Speaker 1>it should be a job that can be repeated. Like

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like anytime I try to put together a

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<v Speaker 1>TV show, it's like that's been done. Well, that's been done.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, well, then we should do it and do

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<v Speaker 1>it our way, right, and it's fine. But I was

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<v Speaker 1>just kind of like fuming and there was some blood

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<v Speaker 1>coming out of my ears from the thought of, like,

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<v Speaker 1>now I can't be a podcast co host on the

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<v Speaker 1>show that I pitch, even though that is what I

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<v Speaker 1>would want to do. But guess what, Yes I can.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll do it again. I don't give a fuck. But

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's a really cute show. I'm really enjoying it.

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<v Speaker 1>I've made it two episodes in and I just don't

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<v Speaker 1>have much more to say about it than that than

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<v Speaker 1>that I'm watching it with a lot of jealousy because

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<v Speaker 1>I wish I wrote this. Yes I did so.

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<v Speaker 3>Were you an Adam Brody fan?

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<v Speaker 1>Hell? Yeah, I was always a Brody boy. I never

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<v Speaker 1>was into the other guy. He too bad, he was

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<v Speaker 1>too quiet, he was too subdued. Adam Brody was funny,

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<v Speaker 1>and he seemed to pine for Summer's character, which is

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<v Speaker 1>always an attractive quality when the guy is not trying

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<v Speaker 1>to be too aloof. And I like Brodina I like

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<v Speaker 1>him now too. I think he's very charming. I think

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<v Speaker 1>they have great chemistry. And Kristen Bell, I'll watch that

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<v Speaker 1>girl do anything. I love her face, I love her

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<v Speaker 1>facial expressions. I love her acting style. I love Justine

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<v Speaker 1>Loope loop Loop. I think it a name is who

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<v Speaker 1>plays her sister? I love his sister played by Why

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<v Speaker 1>now I can't think of her name, even though she's

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<v Speaker 1>my friend, the really caustic one. Oh my god, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>so sorry that I can't remember your name right now.

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<v Speaker 1>She dated, She dated Kyle Dunagan, Anne wrote Glassman. She's Jackie, Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>Jackie God. This is a really bad example that my

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<v Speaker 1>brain isn't working because she's actually a friend of mine

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<v Speaker 1>and Jackie Tone, and she's the best name ever, Jackie Tone.

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<v Speaker 1>She's so funny in it. I think it's great. But

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<v Speaker 1>so yeah, that was Everyone's been watching that, and my

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<v Speaker 1>feelings are just jealousy that, like, oh god, this is

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<v Speaker 1>the only show on Netflix that I could see myself

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<v Speaker 1>having pitched or being able to write. And I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like I missed the boat. But you know what, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to make a show or I would, so

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<v Speaker 1>just let them have success. And I'm happy for everyone involved,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'll keep watching and not make it about me,

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<v Speaker 1>so tell me when there's Love is Blind.

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<v Speaker 3>So yeah, so number one was that sweeping the nation,

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<v Speaker 3>and then the day after This Is Your Country came out,

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<v Speaker 3>the Love is Blind Season seven came out, and that

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<v Speaker 3>was obviously going to take up the top five.

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<v Speaker 1>Also that enough of that show, enough of we don't

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<v Speaker 1>need anymore. These are all field couples that will never

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<v Speaker 1>make it. The experiment is over, it doesn't work, everyone regrets,

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<v Speaker 1>no one.

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<v Speaker 3>There's been no successful couples out of Love is Blind.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think maybe Lauren and what's his name off

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<v Speaker 1>the first season, but since then not, I don't really

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<v Speaker 1>think so. I just I fell out of love for

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<v Speaker 1>that show because I was just like, these people don't

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<v Speaker 1>really know each other. This is a complete manipulation to

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<v Speaker 1>get people to fall in love fast. I've seen it

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<v Speaker 1>happen before. I'm kind of disenchanted with it now.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess it's kind of like a counterpoint to what

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<v Speaker 2>you were saying before. But something that grinds my gears

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<v Speaker 2>is like when something works and then it's like they

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<v Speaker 2>just stretch it out. Like with Love is Blind. They

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<v Speaker 2>did all these seasons and then they did the one

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<v Speaker 2>in Brazil in Mexico. It's okay, I get it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, the one thing I will say was interesting about that,

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<v Speaker 1>And I didn't watch all the you know, different cities

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<v Speaker 1>around the country, but Anya did, and she said it

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<v Speaker 1>was really interesting to see how people date in other countries.

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<v Speaker 1>How and the same with Love Island. I've heard that

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<v Speaker 1>British women do not sleep with a guy for so long,

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<v Speaker 1>and they do not kiss, they don't get cuddly, like

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<v Speaker 1>they won't give it up for anything. And I like it.

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<v Speaker 1>And I bet I don't know how they got that

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<v Speaker 1>advice to not do that stuff too soon, but they're

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<v Speaker 1>living the right life. Okay, We're gonna finish up this

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<v Speaker 1>conversation about this is your country because I want to

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<v Speaker 1>talk about it. It was so good and and I

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<v Speaker 1>want to hear all the other stuff that got impeded

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<v Speaker 1>your way from being number one right after this. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>So we got Love is Blind, we got Nobody Wants This.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the season finale of The Circle came out. We

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<v Speaker 3>have Nicole Kidman's show The Perfect Couple, which is still

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<v Speaker 3>up there.

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<v Speaker 1>That was still raining.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. We had Emily in Paris, which we wound up

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<v Speaker 3>overtaking actually, but that was on there for seven weeks.

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<v Speaker 3>So the Vince McMahon documentary.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh oh, that's good.

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<v Speaker 3>And then the Menendez Brothers Monsters Menendez Brothers doc.

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<v Speaker 1>Couldn't watch more than five minutes of it. Too dark

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<v Speaker 1>to ACTI.

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<v Speaker 3>People saying that. People said that it's not as good

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<v Speaker 3>as the other Monsters series, which is Damer.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh Dahmer was so good, And I'm sure Monsters is good.

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<v Speaker 1>I've heard people say it is good and they like,

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<v Speaker 1>think you got to watch it, but I was just like, I,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think that this. I don't know if I

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<v Speaker 1>like dramatizations of real things. I kind of wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>see a documentary about those two bros. Okay, so this

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<v Speaker 1>is your country.

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<v Speaker 3>So then we got knocked out by a uh this cartoon,

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<v Speaker 3>a really solid cartoon called Digital Circus, which has a

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<v Speaker 3>huge following on YouTube. They released a YouTube episode a

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<v Speaker 3>few years ago and I got three hundred and thirty

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<v Speaker 3>million views on YouTube and then nah yeah, and then

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<v Speaker 3>Netflix picked it up. It's got international appeal, a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of Spanish language fans. And now that's a like number

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<v Speaker 3>four or something.

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<v Speaker 1>But how often are you checking this?

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<v Speaker 3>Every five minutes? Truly I'm serious. Since this is your

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<v Speaker 3>Country has come out, I think I've spent every five

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<v Speaker 3>minutes of every day reading every single comment, every single post,

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<v Speaker 3>every single reply that anyone has. I think I've seen

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<v Speaker 3>it all. I'm having trouble finding new things that people

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<v Speaker 3>have said about it. I've read thousands and thousands of comments.

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<v Speaker 1>Tim Dillon doing this?

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<v Speaker 3>No, No, he is not, he is much?

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<v Speaker 1>Is Bill Dixon your other?

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<v Speaker 3>No? No, But someone's got to do it. Someone's well.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm learning a lot about reading these comments and reading

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<v Speaker 3>all the reactions and things like.

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<v Speaker 1>That I'm sure to use and some new slang yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 1>is it making you happy?

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<v Speaker 3>There are some So the response is overwhelmingly positive from

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<v Speaker 3>regular people on the Internet. There are certain like little

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<v Speaker 3>like hellholes of the Internet where people have like such

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<v Speaker 3>extreme opinions it's like mind boggling. And then every once

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<v Speaker 3>in a while you see someone who has like a

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<v Speaker 3>good note that I'm like, oh, I would take that

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<v Speaker 3>note if we got more episodes of it. But I

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<v Speaker 3>love seeing all the comments. I'd say the overwhelming number

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<v Speaker 3>one comment that we.

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<v Speaker 1>Get is yeah, more Tim.

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<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I guess in a way, it's more Tim, But that's.

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<v Speaker 1>The people were fake.

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<v Speaker 3>Well they weren't. That's not the number one comment. That

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<v Speaker 3>is I would say something that people are discussing and people.

0:23:37.960 --> 0:23:40.560
<v Speaker 3>It's interesting because people who say they don't like the

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<v Speaker 3>show tend to also say that the people were actors

0:23:44.119 --> 0:23:46.720
<v Speaker 3>and they were improvising, and that it was a sketch show,

0:23:47.080 --> 0:23:50.000
<v Speaker 3>which is so frustrating and so annoying because it was

0:23:50.040 --> 0:23:53.240
<v Speaker 3>not a sketch show, illegitimate. They just don't they can't

0:23:53.280 --> 0:23:56.439
<v Speaker 3>accept the fact that Tim sincerely tried to make a

0:23:56.600 --> 0:23:58.800
<v Speaker 3>talk show with real people.

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<v Speaker 1>Right right, Okay, So what's the number one comment.

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<v Speaker 3>Number one comment by a lot by magnitudes orders of

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<v Speaker 3>magnitude is we want more episodes?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

0:24:10.119 --> 0:24:13.680
<v Speaker 3>Why is there only one episode? Is this seriously just one? Yeah?

0:24:13.760 --> 0:24:16.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm concused by that. They were like, are we getting

0:24:16.040 --> 0:24:19.560
<v Speaker 1>a new one next week? It does feel like that,

0:24:19.880 --> 0:24:24.400
<v Speaker 1>Like that's obviously what the show is is there's there

0:24:24.520 --> 0:24:29.480
<v Speaker 1>is to be more, So hopefully that's something that's in talks.

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<v Speaker 3>And I came to this realization, like for the judging,

0:24:33.240 --> 0:24:36.159
<v Speaker 3>this show is really difficult because like, imagine it's a

0:24:36.240 --> 0:24:39.160
<v Speaker 3>it's a talk show, it's a daytime talk show. Imagine

0:24:39.160 --> 0:24:42.399
<v Speaker 3>if like The Kelly Clarkson Show just released one episode

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<v Speaker 3>and then you had to like review it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, do you know the first episode of every TV

0:24:46.720 --> 0:24:50.280
<v Speaker 1>show is awful? Not that this This was so funny.

0:24:50.359 --> 0:24:52.320
<v Speaker 1>I the best time at the premiere watching it with

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<v Speaker 1>like a huge room of people. Yeah, that was so fun.

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<v Speaker 3>That was so cool. Thank you for coming to that.

0:24:57.359 --> 0:24:59.359
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Well it was so fun to watch

0:24:59.440 --> 0:25:03.040
<v Speaker 1>at the impro It was the premiere party kind of thing.

0:25:03.600 --> 0:25:05.919
<v Speaker 1>And Tim did stand up to introduce it and was

0:25:06.040 --> 0:25:11.160
<v Speaker 1>so funny. Yeah, as always my favorite. And then he

0:25:11.200 --> 0:25:13.800
<v Speaker 1>introduces it, and then I got to sit with right

0:25:13.840 --> 0:25:16.720
<v Speaker 1>next to Brian and Ali his wife, and then Bill,

0:25:17.040 --> 0:25:18.760
<v Speaker 1>my great friend who also worked on it, was in

0:25:18.800 --> 0:25:23.320
<v Speaker 1>the room and Tim was miles away having dinner with

0:25:23.359 --> 0:25:25.520
<v Speaker 1>a group of people because he liked me. I would

0:25:25.520 --> 0:25:26.480
<v Speaker 1>want to get the fuck out of that.

0:25:26.600 --> 0:25:27.399
<v Speaker 3>Kindn't like to.

0:25:27.560 --> 0:25:29.600
<v Speaker 1>I would. It would be my worst nightmare to screen

0:25:29.680 --> 0:25:32.240
<v Speaker 1>something that I was in and watch people react to it.

0:25:32.560 --> 0:25:34.520
<v Speaker 1>But it you know, when I would if I would

0:25:34.520 --> 0:25:35.960
<v Speaker 1>have watched it on my laptop at home, not as

0:25:36.040 --> 0:25:38.359
<v Speaker 1>many laughs because I was just like, you know, I

0:25:38.400 --> 0:25:40.840
<v Speaker 1>would have been studying it and distracted. I was just

0:25:40.880 --> 0:25:43.520
<v Speaker 1>like locked in and it felt so good for me

0:25:43.600 --> 0:25:46.240
<v Speaker 1>to see it kill so hard with every people were

0:25:46.240 --> 0:25:48.800
<v Speaker 1>fucking loving it. That was Yeah, I think it was

0:25:48.800 --> 0:25:50.320
<v Speaker 1>really good for all of you to see.

0:25:50.800 --> 0:25:53.399
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it was really good. We had definitive proof that

0:25:53.400 --> 0:25:55.480
<v Speaker 3>people liked it, and everyone we screened it for said they

0:25:55.520 --> 0:25:59.679
<v Speaker 3>loved it too. And that's the That is the overwhelming

0:25:59.720 --> 0:26:03.520
<v Speaker 3>can census of the comments online. If you look at like,

0:26:04.119 --> 0:26:06.480
<v Speaker 3>you know, obviously there's haters everywhere, and that's what I

0:26:06.520 --> 0:26:08.720
<v Speaker 3>focus on, But if you look at like the comments

0:26:08.760 --> 0:26:12.040
<v Speaker 3>on Instagram, the comments on TikTok, everyone's just like, I

0:26:12.080 --> 0:26:17.320
<v Speaker 3>love this, this is amazing, what a great concept. And yeah,

0:26:17.320 --> 0:26:18.840
<v Speaker 3>I'm very happy about that.

0:26:18.920 --> 0:26:20.240
<v Speaker 1>But the one thing I was going to say that

0:26:20.280 --> 0:26:24.119
<v Speaker 1>I learned the woman's voice that's like are you serious?

0:26:25.119 --> 0:26:31.000
<v Speaker 1>Are you serious? Are you serious? It is so greating

0:26:31.040 --> 0:26:34.920
<v Speaker 1>to me but also so funny. And her husband, Guy

0:26:35.240 --> 0:26:39.320
<v Speaker 1>was so ridiculous. And my favorite part was him describing

0:26:39.560 --> 0:26:40.920
<v Speaker 1>hamster combat.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah.

0:26:42.119 --> 0:26:44.880
<v Speaker 1>My favorite thing about Tim is that he's on everyone's

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<v Speaker 1>side initially, you know, like he's rooting for these people

0:26:50.119 --> 0:26:53.520
<v Speaker 1>who are bad people, and he likes that they're bad.

0:26:53.600 --> 0:26:55.400
<v Speaker 1>He's like, he will tell them, you're the worst person

0:26:55.400 --> 0:26:56.800
<v Speaker 1>I ever met in my life, but then he is

0:26:57.000 --> 0:27:00.800
<v Speaker 1>encouraging and sweet and like, you know, there are little

0:27:00.920 --> 0:27:05.960
<v Speaker 1>parts that I loved, like when when the Bigger Girl

0:27:06.160 --> 0:27:08.960
<v Speaker 1>was on and her mom, So this girl is like

0:27:09.000 --> 0:27:11.520
<v Speaker 1>my mom is like meddling in my life, and like

0:27:11.560 --> 0:27:14.320
<v Speaker 1>she she's constantly monitoring what I eat and she's like

0:27:14.520 --> 0:27:18.840
<v Speaker 1>a girl was like a plus size girl and Tim

0:27:19.000 --> 0:27:21.080
<v Speaker 1>and she's like she she wants to monitor what kind

0:27:21.119 --> 0:27:23.120
<v Speaker 1>of coffee I get? And Tim's like, what kind of coffee?

0:27:23.160 --> 0:27:24.920
<v Speaker 1>What do we get? And she's like like a latte

0:27:25.200 --> 0:27:27.840
<v Speaker 1>with like I don't know some I get some pumps

0:27:27.880 --> 0:27:29.600
<v Speaker 1>of stuff and he goes, oh, you're gonna pump it up.

0:27:29.960 --> 0:27:32.199
<v Speaker 1>You're gonna pump it like he was like he just

0:27:32.320 --> 0:27:34.520
<v Speaker 1>was like on her side, like we're gonna pump it up.

0:27:34.560 --> 0:27:36.679
<v Speaker 1>That was such an endearing moment. Tim is such an

0:27:36.720 --> 0:27:41.840
<v Speaker 1>endearing figure, but he's also so cutting and is almost

0:27:41.920 --> 0:27:45.720
<v Speaker 1>like operating on an intellectual level that no almost no

0:27:45.760 --> 0:27:49.919
<v Speaker 1>one I've ever known is, and he can say things

0:27:49.960 --> 0:27:52.920
<v Speaker 1>that no one even catches are hilarious. But he also

0:27:52.960 --> 0:27:55.800
<v Speaker 1>seems like he's on your side and he's on their side,

0:27:55.840 --> 0:27:57.680
<v Speaker 1>and he's one of them but he's also making fun

0:27:57.680 --> 0:28:01.119
<v Speaker 1>of them. He threads that line so perfectly. He's the

0:28:01.160 --> 0:28:05.000
<v Speaker 1>overwhelming consensus I saw was just more Tim, like, let's

0:28:05.040 --> 0:28:09.040
<v Speaker 1>just get Tim interacting with America. And that's what the

0:28:09.080 --> 0:28:14.040
<v Speaker 1>show was, essentially, and with some really funny characters who

0:28:14.080 --> 0:28:17.600
<v Speaker 1>By the way, we're not scripted everyone, Do you guys

0:28:17.640 --> 0:28:19.879
<v Speaker 1>know how reality TV works? This is how it works.

0:28:20.080 --> 0:28:22.760
<v Speaker 1>People come in with a story and before they go out,

0:28:22.800 --> 0:28:25.880
<v Speaker 1>producers tell them here's the best way to tell the story.

0:28:26.320 --> 0:28:30.440
<v Speaker 1>So sometimes they seem a little bit like they're trying

0:28:30.480 --> 0:28:33.560
<v Speaker 1>to remember how they were told to say it, which

0:28:33.600 --> 0:28:36.640
<v Speaker 1>is not telling. It's not scripted. It's just like, hey,

0:28:36.680 --> 0:28:38.840
<v Speaker 1>we need to get the cold context of this in

0:28:38.920 --> 0:28:40.560
<v Speaker 1>order for this to work for the show. So I

0:28:40.560 --> 0:28:44.520
<v Speaker 1>think sometimes even on f Boy Island, same producer, they

0:28:45.120 --> 0:28:48.080
<v Speaker 1>the guys would explain themselves in a way or that

0:28:48.240 --> 0:28:50.960
<v Speaker 1>seemed like they were trying to remember a script in

0:28:51.000 --> 0:28:54.720
<v Speaker 1>their head, but it's really about what the producer told them, like,

0:28:55.120 --> 0:28:57.720
<v Speaker 1>in order for this to be as clear as possible

0:28:57.760 --> 0:28:59.960
<v Speaker 1>for people to understand your story, we're not adding to it.

0:29:00.040 --> 0:29:04.040
<v Speaker 1>We're just telling you, like, let's say it in this order. Perhaps,

0:29:04.480 --> 0:29:06.640
<v Speaker 1>And I think that's where they look a little bit

0:29:06.760 --> 0:29:09.520
<v Speaker 1>like deer in headlights. Oh, I'm gonna fuck this up

0:29:09.560 --> 0:29:11.760
<v Speaker 1>if I don't get this right. I'm saying this away.

0:29:11.800 --> 0:29:14.840
<v Speaker 1>I maybe wouldn't say it, but by no means is

0:29:14.880 --> 0:29:17.440
<v Speaker 1>anyone ever told what to say. All the stories were

0:29:17.840 --> 0:29:18.560
<v Speaker 1>totally real.

0:29:18.880 --> 0:29:23.520
<v Speaker 3>Oh, absolutely totally real. Like the guy that proposed, he said,

0:29:23.600 --> 0:29:24.520
<v Speaker 3>I want to propose.

0:29:25.000 --> 0:29:26.720
<v Speaker 1>That was so funny.

0:29:28.200 --> 0:29:31.280
<v Speaker 3>You know, the guy did lose two hundred thousand dollars

0:29:31.360 --> 0:29:34.200
<v Speaker 3>investing in NFTs. He wanted to come on the show

0:29:34.240 --> 0:29:37.600
<v Speaker 3>and confess to his wife because he's a fan of

0:29:37.640 --> 0:29:39.760
<v Speaker 3>Tim Dillon, and he thought saying it on the show

0:29:39.920 --> 0:29:41.800
<v Speaker 3>would soften the blow, which I bet it did.

0:29:42.280 --> 0:29:44.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and she seemed to forgive him.

0:29:44.520 --> 0:29:46.920
<v Speaker 3>She seemed to forget. I mean, she was definitely pissed.

0:29:47.240 --> 0:29:49.600
<v Speaker 1>It was so funny when she walked out and was pregnant.

0:29:49.640 --> 0:29:51.800
<v Speaker 1>It was just like such a nice reveal. You guys

0:29:51.840 --> 0:29:54.160
<v Speaker 1>like killed it. I'm I was just so proud of

0:29:54.440 --> 0:29:58.600
<v Speaker 1>you that night. And I was like texting with Brian afterwards,

0:29:58.640 --> 0:30:01.600
<v Speaker 1>like you can't deny what happened, like it killed in

0:30:01.640 --> 0:30:05.520
<v Speaker 1>the room. You can't deny it, like it's it's a success.

0:30:05.560 --> 0:30:07.760
<v Speaker 1>And if it doesn't reach the top ten of Netflix,

0:30:07.800 --> 0:30:11.760
<v Speaker 1>because it was undecided at that point. It it's it's niche,

0:30:11.840 --> 0:30:14.640
<v Speaker 1>it almost it'd be weird if it did. I'm so

0:30:14.800 --> 0:30:18.960
<v Speaker 1>glad it did, but it's it shouldn't be expected because

0:30:18.960 --> 0:30:21.440
<v Speaker 1>it is so niche. But it did. And then and

0:30:21.880 --> 0:30:24.120
<v Speaker 1>Brian said to me if it if it makes the

0:30:24.120 --> 0:30:27.280
<v Speaker 1>top ten, I will rejoice, that is all the matter.

0:30:27.360 --> 0:30:29.440
<v Speaker 1>And then it reached number ten and I go, are

0:30:29.440 --> 0:30:32.200
<v Speaker 1>you rejoicing? And he was like, well, not quite yet,

0:30:32.360 --> 0:30:34.280
<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, no, you said you would.

0:30:35.280 --> 0:30:39.720
<v Speaker 3>No I didn't rejoice. I still haven't rejoiced. I you know,

0:30:39.920 --> 0:30:44.360
<v Speaker 3>I have high expectations and high hopes for things I do,

0:30:44.560 --> 0:30:48.200
<v Speaker 3>and I if they're not if they don't reach. The

0:30:48.240 --> 0:30:51.440
<v Speaker 3>only time I've actually ever been happy after a thing

0:30:51.960 --> 0:30:56.800
<v Speaker 3>was the roast. The roast, Yeah, because that is expectations.

0:30:56.960 --> 0:30:59.800
<v Speaker 1>That's the only time I've been happy after the thing too. Honestly,

0:31:00.000 --> 0:31:02.320
<v Speaker 1>it's because it's the only time in my career. Also

0:31:02.440 --> 0:31:06.160
<v Speaker 1>it is is it is exceeded. I mean even every

0:31:06.160 --> 0:31:08.440
<v Speaker 1>special life taped, it's felt like did we get it?

0:31:09.480 --> 0:31:12.680
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, It's just that is the and maybe

0:31:12.720 --> 0:31:14.320
<v Speaker 1>like a couple of Conan appearances. I was like, I

0:31:14.320 --> 0:31:17.920
<v Speaker 1>couldn't have done better, but you're right, it's it's set

0:31:17.920 --> 0:31:21.320
<v Speaker 1>a bar for our lives that just that magic was

0:31:21.360 --> 0:31:25.080
<v Speaker 1>made that night. Not it was not all on me,

0:31:25.320 --> 0:31:27.040
<v Speaker 1>not even close to all on me. It was just

0:31:27.080 --> 0:31:30.200
<v Speaker 1>like a lucky night. But I think overwhelming, this is

0:31:30.200 --> 0:31:34.960
<v Speaker 1>a huge success. And you I hope, uh you've you've

0:31:35.280 --> 0:31:36.920
<v Speaker 1>you're you're letting some of it in.

0:31:37.640 --> 0:31:40.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, no, I am. And if you if you haven't

0:31:40.680 --> 0:31:44.240
<v Speaker 3>watched it yet, please go watch it. But whatever you do,

0:31:44.240 --> 0:31:47.960
<v Speaker 3>don't hit play and watch it for five minutes and

0:31:47.960 --> 0:31:51.120
<v Speaker 3>then stop it. It's better that you don't watch it

0:31:51.160 --> 0:31:51.480
<v Speaker 3>at all.

0:31:52.560 --> 0:31:53.400
<v Speaker 1>We talked about that.

0:31:53.400 --> 0:31:55.640
<v Speaker 2>That's why I haven't watched it yet because I literally

0:31:55.680 --> 0:31:58.720
<v Speaker 2>only had like four minutes to watch it with the

0:31:58.760 --> 0:32:01.280
<v Speaker 2>band stuff and family. So I was like, oh, I

0:32:01.320 --> 0:32:04.760
<v Speaker 2>can't start it because I'm good. Yes, I'm gonna ruth.

0:32:04.880 --> 0:32:10.440
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I was with a new postpartum mom this weekend.

0:32:10.440 --> 0:32:15.440
<v Speaker 1>I was with Kirsten in Kansas City, and like, your

0:32:15.480 --> 0:32:19.040
<v Speaker 1>tits are like the number one concern, Like your tits

0:32:19.160 --> 0:32:23.560
<v Speaker 1>filling with milk, leaking, milk being needed to milk making.

0:32:23.840 --> 0:32:28.240
<v Speaker 1>It's it is like it's like having a sick dog.

0:32:29.080 --> 0:32:31.640
<v Speaker 1>Your tits are sick dogs that you constantly need to

0:32:31.640 --> 0:32:35.800
<v Speaker 1>be monitoring, cannot leave alone for even forty five minutes

0:32:35.880 --> 0:32:39.200
<v Speaker 1>without yet making little messes. You're gonna have to put

0:32:39.200 --> 0:32:41.560
<v Speaker 1>like just a patch on it because it's just that's

0:32:41.440 --> 0:32:44.280
<v Speaker 1>it's bleeding every or whatever. You know, Like your tits

0:32:44.320 --> 0:32:47.680
<v Speaker 1>are like a huge concern, and it seems like so

0:32:47.880 --> 0:32:52.480
<v Speaker 1>it seems so annoying to always have to pump everywhere

0:32:52.640 --> 0:32:55.600
<v Speaker 1>and all the time and and have them like filling

0:32:55.680 --> 0:32:59.320
<v Speaker 1>up and being like, oh god, they're gonna blow. It

0:32:59.440 --> 0:33:03.000
<v Speaker 1>was as that that seems like it's so exhausting. I

0:33:03.000 --> 0:33:05.720
<v Speaker 1>couldn't imagine it's watching a tim show.

0:33:06.040 --> 0:33:12.560
<v Speaker 2>It's supply and demand. That's how it works. Yeah, like why.

0:33:13.600 --> 0:33:17.000
<v Speaker 1>I would be mixing in formula a SAP if I

0:33:17.040 --> 0:33:20.080
<v Speaker 1>was like, I just couldn't. It's too much. It's it's

0:33:20.120 --> 0:33:22.360
<v Speaker 1>it's a sick dog, and I would wanted that dog

0:33:22.440 --> 0:33:25.880
<v Speaker 1>to be healed. But it's it's like.

0:33:25.800 --> 0:33:27.320
<v Speaker 3>It's how long you have to deal with that?

0:33:27.360 --> 0:33:31.160
<v Speaker 1>For up to a year or more if you're weird.

0:33:31.520 --> 0:33:36.440
<v Speaker 2>It really depends on on what you know, Like is

0:33:36.600 --> 0:33:37.520
<v Speaker 2>the situation.

0:33:37.600 --> 0:33:39.920
<v Speaker 1>I mean, seven year olds are sucking on tits. Like

0:33:40.000 --> 0:33:43.560
<v Speaker 1>there's some women that go to like four Wow. Yeah,

0:33:43.600 --> 0:33:47.200
<v Speaker 1>that's because as long as they're sucking, you're will produce it.

0:33:47.680 --> 0:33:50.160
<v Speaker 3>Oh, I see, yeah, supply and demand.

0:33:49.880 --> 0:33:51.120
<v Speaker 2>Situation and demand exactly.

0:33:51.200 --> 0:33:53.440
<v Speaker 3>Yes. Well I saw a movie or a TV show

0:33:53.560 --> 0:33:56.840
<v Speaker 3>or something where a woman's baby was taken from her

0:33:56.880 --> 0:33:58.920
<v Speaker 3>or something and then she was like lactating and people

0:33:59.000 --> 0:34:01.680
<v Speaker 3>felt really bad for her because she had no baby.

0:34:01.360 --> 0:34:07.600
<v Speaker 2>To Some women will donate their milk. Also, there's such

0:34:07.600 --> 0:34:08.560
<v Speaker 2>thing as donor milk.

0:34:10.440 --> 0:34:12.239
<v Speaker 1>I can't believe. We all came up on formula and

0:34:12.280 --> 0:34:15.760
<v Speaker 1>no one questioned it, and now it's like, it's truly insane.

0:34:15.760 --> 0:34:19.040
<v Speaker 1>If Kirsten was like, if a little droplet of milk falls,

0:34:19.040 --> 0:34:22.600
<v Speaker 1>it's like it's liquid gold. And moms were just shake

0:34:22.640 --> 0:34:24.839
<v Speaker 1>it up formula and then.

0:34:24.760 --> 0:34:27.440
<v Speaker 3>What would they do with their actual with their Actually.

0:34:27.200 --> 0:34:29.480
<v Speaker 1>Well, they stop producing it because they're not using it.

0:34:29.680 --> 0:34:31.200
<v Speaker 1>If you don't use it, you lose it.

0:34:31.440 --> 0:34:31.640
<v Speaker 2>Yep.

0:34:31.719 --> 0:34:33.600
<v Speaker 3>How much could you sell your breast milk for?

0:34:36.080 --> 0:34:38.800
<v Speaker 2>It's again, it's donor, so you don't sell it.

0:34:38.920 --> 0:34:40.440
<v Speaker 3>You don't sell it on the black market.

0:34:40.920 --> 0:34:43.640
<v Speaker 1>It's like child porn, no offense. But that is the

0:34:43.680 --> 0:34:46.120
<v Speaker 1>way child porn is like, no one pays for it.

0:34:46.160 --> 0:34:48.200
<v Speaker 1>They all just are like feel bad for each other,

0:34:48.239 --> 0:34:49.759
<v Speaker 1>and so they just like give it to each other.

0:34:50.239 --> 0:34:52.520
<v Speaker 1>I know, that's a weird thing.

0:34:52.560 --> 0:34:53.239
<v Speaker 3>How did you find that?

0:34:53.360 --> 0:34:55.920
<v Speaker 1>As Because of all the podcasts I listened to, that

0:34:55.960 --> 0:34:57.799
<v Speaker 1>was one of the most fascinating things. That was, like,

0:34:58.360 --> 0:35:02.040
<v Speaker 1>no one pays for child porn because they're all like, dudes,

0:35:02.120 --> 0:35:04.719
<v Speaker 1>we are the most weird people in society. We got

0:35:04.760 --> 0:35:06.960
<v Speaker 1>to help each other out. And so it's all just

0:35:07.080 --> 0:35:11.239
<v Speaker 1>like they all get in these dark web kind of

0:35:11.719 --> 0:35:15.600
<v Speaker 1>forums and they earn kind of seniority and then the

0:35:15.640 --> 0:35:18.520
<v Speaker 1>ones at the top get the best quote unquote. It's

0:35:18.560 --> 0:35:20.839
<v Speaker 1>just so sick. But I was shocked to learn there's

0:35:20.840 --> 0:35:21.400
<v Speaker 1>no money in it.

0:35:22.000 --> 0:35:22.400
<v Speaker 3>Wow.

0:35:22.640 --> 0:35:24.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And so I go, what am I even doing

0:35:24.280 --> 0:35:31.240
<v Speaker 1>this for doing just I mean, I'm like the ditty stuff.

0:35:31.280 --> 0:35:33.520
<v Speaker 1>Nothing's really coming out of that camp. I've been waiting.

0:35:35.480 --> 0:35:39.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, quiet on the front and.

0:35:40.200 --> 0:35:44.440
<v Speaker 1>Why something is interested in pedophile Stop stop making me

0:35:44.480 --> 0:35:47.759
<v Speaker 1>feel weird about being interested in hearing and reading about pedophiles.

0:35:47.800 --> 0:35:52.200
<v Speaker 1>Everyone is chomping at the bit for ditty stuff, which

0:35:52.239 --> 0:35:54.879
<v Speaker 1>is some of the craziest shit you will ever hear.

0:35:54.920 --> 0:35:57.799
<v Speaker 1>That is so morbid and so disgusting, but people are

0:35:57.840 --> 0:36:01.759
<v Speaker 1>like people can't wait for more stuff to leak, and

0:36:02.360 --> 0:36:05.319
<v Speaker 1>so don't come at me for being like kind of

0:36:05.360 --> 0:36:09.000
<v Speaker 1>intrigued by this stuff sick way, And I'm thinking either

0:36:09.400 --> 0:36:10.520
<v Speaker 1>of you are saying that.

0:36:10.480 --> 0:36:12.840
<v Speaker 2>I think that everyone is a pedophile, like I I

0:36:12.880 --> 0:36:15.600
<v Speaker 2>don't know, Like my pedophile radar is like so totally

0:36:15.680 --> 0:36:18.000
<v Speaker 2>up right now that I have a baby, Oh really,

0:36:18.160 --> 0:36:19.319
<v Speaker 2>why do I go on my kid?

0:36:19.719 --> 0:36:20.640
<v Speaker 1>Why?

0:36:20.840 --> 0:36:22.400
<v Speaker 2>Why do you want I change her clothes? Why do

0:36:22.440 --> 0:36:24.319
<v Speaker 2>you want to change her diaper? It's like everything is

0:36:24.360 --> 0:36:27.880
<v Speaker 2>like very questionable, even women, or is just met everyone

0:36:28.000 --> 0:36:30.160
<v Speaker 2>everyone ecly me and AVI?

0:36:30.640 --> 0:36:33.399
<v Speaker 1>Do you think that's a common fear because I don't

0:36:33.400 --> 0:36:35.960
<v Speaker 1>remember moms feeling that way, like moms are just always

0:36:36.040 --> 0:36:37.799
<v Speaker 1>handing babies off. Or is this like a new thing

0:36:37.880 --> 0:36:40.319
<v Speaker 1>coming out with all the news of like how there

0:36:40.320 --> 0:36:40.600
<v Speaker 1>are so.

0:36:40.600 --> 0:36:42.799
<v Speaker 2>Many I mean, I don't know. I just know it's

0:36:42.920 --> 0:36:46.440
<v Speaker 2>my thing, but I don't know. I can't answer that question.

0:36:47.160 --> 0:36:51.640
<v Speaker 1>I think you're smart, honestly, why not err on the

0:36:51.640 --> 0:36:52.600
<v Speaker 1>side of caution.

0:36:52.760 --> 0:36:56.040
<v Speaker 3>It's crazy how much that's that's percolated throughout because it's

0:36:56.080 --> 0:36:58.279
<v Speaker 3>not like there's more pedophiles now than there was, but

0:36:58.360 --> 0:37:00.680
<v Speaker 3>like I like, if you talk to like your parents'

0:37:00.719 --> 0:37:03.120
<v Speaker 3>generation or something like that, like back in the fifties,

0:37:03.120 --> 0:37:04.080
<v Speaker 3>they would just let.

0:37:04.000 --> 0:37:05.600
<v Speaker 2>Like they were so naive.

0:37:05.800 --> 0:37:07.759
<v Speaker 3>You well, you have your your kid could get picked

0:37:07.840 --> 0:37:09.759
<v Speaker 3>up by like a neighborhood guy who would drive you

0:37:09.840 --> 0:37:12.080
<v Speaker 3>back home from school or whatever, and that was fine.

0:37:12.360 --> 0:37:15.520
<v Speaker 1>Yep, oh I constantly getting picked up by other people,

0:37:15.640 --> 0:37:18.520
<v Speaker 1>parents said. And my dad told a story once that

0:37:18.760 --> 0:37:21.880
<v Speaker 1>he got approached by a guy when he was little

0:37:22.520 --> 0:37:25.160
<v Speaker 1>that was obviously a creep that wanted to do stuff

0:37:25.200 --> 0:37:26.919
<v Speaker 1>to him and was like, hey, kid, get in the car,

0:37:27.000 --> 0:37:29.719
<v Speaker 1>like a classic situation like that, and he was like,

0:37:30.320 --> 0:37:30.880
<v Speaker 1>you want to go?

0:37:32.320 --> 0:37:32.480
<v Speaker 3>Uh?

0:37:32.520 --> 0:37:33.040
<v Speaker 1>You want to go?

0:37:33.200 --> 0:37:33.359
<v Speaker 3>Uh?

0:37:33.480 --> 0:37:36.200
<v Speaker 1>I have baseball equipment? You like baseball because like every

0:37:36.280 --> 0:37:38.600
<v Speaker 1>kid like baseball. I guess He's like, do you want

0:37:38.600 --> 0:37:41.759
<v Speaker 1>to go watch baseball? Something about baseball, and my dad

0:37:41.840 --> 0:37:45.080
<v Speaker 1>was like, I don't really like baseball. So my dad's

0:37:45.120 --> 0:37:47.439
<v Speaker 1>like lack of interest in baseball like saved his life.

0:37:47.480 --> 0:37:49.120
<v Speaker 1>He was just like, I don't really want to do

0:37:49.280 --> 0:37:54.160
<v Speaker 1>like something pedophile picked like the wrong thing for my dad,

0:37:54.800 --> 0:37:58.239
<v Speaker 1>Like do you want to go look for arrowheads or

0:37:58.920 --> 0:38:00.919
<v Speaker 1>paddle mostly down? A river.

0:38:02.440 --> 0:38:05.640
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so could all stock in baseball if you just

0:38:05.719 --> 0:38:07.440
<v Speaker 3>had different equipment in his car, you should have at

0:38:07.520 --> 0:38:11.120
<v Speaker 3>least had three sports in there. Yeah, what about hockey?

0:38:11.120 --> 0:38:11.800
<v Speaker 3>Do you like hockey?

0:38:11.960 --> 0:38:15.879
<v Speaker 1>Now? How you can't murder a kid with a racket ball?

0:38:16.520 --> 0:38:18.640
<v Speaker 3>Was that? Well he doesn't one to murder, does he? Well,

0:38:19.239 --> 0:38:19.640
<v Speaker 3>we don't know what.

0:38:20.040 --> 0:38:22.080
<v Speaker 1>Maybe maybe I was just making the joke that he

0:38:22.520 --> 0:38:24.840
<v Speaker 1>the both the thing to lure the child was also

0:38:24.880 --> 0:38:28.160
<v Speaker 1>the weapon. Yes, which is a sick thing to say,

0:38:28.280 --> 0:38:31.520
<v Speaker 1>but I'm a sick bitch. You know what. This is

0:38:31.560 --> 0:38:33.359
<v Speaker 1>a great place to take a break. We'll be back

0:38:33.360 --> 0:38:35.239
<v Speaker 1>after this and I'll tell you about my weekend a

0:38:35.280 --> 0:38:41.560
<v Speaker 1>little bit. I I did what did I do?

0:38:41.600 --> 0:38:41.680
<v Speaker 2>This?

0:38:41.680 --> 0:38:43.759
<v Speaker 1>Wee again? I did so much this weekend. Friday night,

0:38:43.760 --> 0:38:47.759
<v Speaker 1>I was in Windsor, Ontario, which is right across the

0:38:47.840 --> 0:38:50.360
<v Speaker 1>river from Detroit. I like did not know that Canada

0:38:50.480 --> 0:38:55.400
<v Speaker 1>like butted up to Detroit, like very closely. Yeah, and

0:38:55.480 --> 0:38:58.239
<v Speaker 1>it's it's like it literally you could if you had

0:38:58.280 --> 0:39:01.520
<v Speaker 1>a really good arm and a slingshot or a catapult,

0:39:01.600 --> 0:39:03.480
<v Speaker 1>you could throw a rock and hit a building on

0:39:03.480 --> 0:39:05.200
<v Speaker 1>the other side. Like you could swim across the river

0:39:05.239 --> 0:39:10.320
<v Speaker 1>and be like I'm in Canada and it Windsor was beautiful.

0:39:10.320 --> 0:39:13.920
<v Speaker 1>I was at the Caesars Casino and I did not

0:39:15.160 --> 0:39:18.040
<v Speaker 1>look into this gig in any way, Like I don't

0:39:18.080 --> 0:39:19.640
<v Speaker 1>ever look into gigs. I just go. I know I'm

0:39:19.640 --> 0:39:21.799
<v Speaker 1>going to a city. I know it's gonna be a theater.

0:39:22.040 --> 0:39:23.759
<v Speaker 1>I know who's gonna be there in terms of like

0:39:23.800 --> 0:39:26.319
<v Speaker 1>the people I'm working with. I hope fans show up.

0:39:26.360 --> 0:39:28.520
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if they will. I can't control it,

0:39:28.600 --> 0:39:30.640
<v Speaker 1>so I'm not gonna look at ticket numbers. I'm not

0:39:30.680 --> 0:39:34.759
<v Speaker 1>gonna I'm not gonna monitor it. And let me just

0:39:34.800 --> 0:39:37.279
<v Speaker 1>say most comedians are monitoring the fuck out of that

0:39:37.320 --> 0:39:39.160
<v Speaker 1>stuff and being like, who's going to be there? How

0:39:39.160 --> 0:39:41.239
<v Speaker 1>big is the show? What is We walk into a

0:39:41.480 --> 0:39:45.600
<v Speaker 1>venue and you know, I'll walk in with my openers,

0:39:45.760 --> 0:39:47.640
<v Speaker 1>and the people will usually be like, do you want

0:39:47.640 --> 0:39:50.879
<v Speaker 1>to see the stage, and it is a resounding yes,

0:39:51.000 --> 0:39:52.960
<v Speaker 1>and then I just keep walking to the green room.

0:39:53.120 --> 0:39:56.520
<v Speaker 1>I don't cause I just I don't want to. I

0:39:56.560 --> 0:39:58.440
<v Speaker 1>don't want anything to come in that will make me

0:39:58.920 --> 0:40:02.520
<v Speaker 1>nervous about it. Oh, I think that's it. And also

0:40:02.600 --> 0:40:06.160
<v Speaker 1>I kind of don't care like it does it and

0:40:06.200 --> 0:40:08.279
<v Speaker 1>nothing's going to change my performance.

0:40:08.840 --> 0:40:10.440
<v Speaker 2>Is it all the same to you? At this people

0:40:10.480 --> 0:40:11.279
<v Speaker 2>doing it everything.

0:40:11.120 --> 0:40:12.440
<v Speaker 3>So long, so many different venues.

0:40:13.320 --> 0:40:15.400
<v Speaker 1>I would like to say that, but I know people

0:40:15.440 --> 0:40:17.280
<v Speaker 1>who have been doing it long too, and they're still

0:40:17.320 --> 0:40:21.520
<v Speaker 1>interested in like, wow, look at the the drapery or

0:40:21.560 --> 0:40:24.360
<v Speaker 1>look at the architecture. Like I will perform in beautiful venues,

0:40:24.400 --> 0:40:26.520
<v Speaker 1>but because I'm out there doing stand up, I'm distracted,

0:40:26.520 --> 0:40:29.440
<v Speaker 1>so I can't really take in the ceilings and stuff.

0:40:29.480 --> 0:40:33.560
<v Speaker 1>But everyone knows I'm not really into looking at buildings anyway.

0:40:33.680 --> 0:40:35.360
<v Speaker 3>Like Bill Burr when he goes to a theater, he

0:40:35.360 --> 0:40:37.000
<v Speaker 3>does that, he goes, look at the drapery.

0:40:37.360 --> 0:40:40.200
<v Speaker 1>He's really no, I'm sure he like steps out and goes, wow,

0:40:40.320 --> 0:40:42.359
<v Speaker 1>look at this is a beautiful place. But maybe not.

0:40:43.200 --> 0:40:45.280
<v Speaker 1>But I will say that I did not at this location,

0:40:46.080 --> 0:40:49.399
<v Speaker 1>and maybe I should have because I did not look

0:40:49.400 --> 0:40:52.040
<v Speaker 1>at the capacity of it, and I stepped out. And

0:40:52.080 --> 0:40:57.040
<v Speaker 1>it is so many more people that I've ever played for. Wow,

0:40:57.080 --> 0:40:59.879
<v Speaker 1>it was like it was fifty two hundred I think

0:41:00.680 --> 0:41:04.080
<v Speaker 1>sold out, and I'm usually I mean, I'm usually playing

0:41:04.080 --> 0:41:05.680
<v Speaker 1>to like seventeen.

0:41:05.360 --> 0:41:07.960
<v Speaker 3>Hundreds, which is so many two.

0:41:07.920 --> 0:41:11.840
<v Speaker 1>Thousand, Yeah, and then a couple three thousands here and there,

0:41:12.440 --> 0:41:15.239
<v Speaker 1>and so for this to be like I was like,

0:41:15.520 --> 0:41:19.440
<v Speaker 1>what the fuck? It was like a surprise party. It

0:41:19.480 --> 0:41:22.920
<v Speaker 1>was like an intervention for everyone to let me know

0:41:22.920 --> 0:41:23.480
<v Speaker 1>that I'm famous.

0:41:23.640 --> 0:41:25.720
<v Speaker 3>But that didn't throw you off when you stepped out there.

0:41:25.719 --> 0:41:29.359
<v Speaker 1>Right help, no, no, if anything, it lit me up.

0:41:29.480 --> 0:41:31.600
<v Speaker 1>It was like, oh my god, Like I felt like

0:41:31.680 --> 0:41:35.600
<v Speaker 1>such gratitude and was like just energized by it.

0:41:35.600 --> 0:41:38.920
<v Speaker 3>It was so beforehand and saw the number of seats this,

0:41:39.000 --> 0:41:40.280
<v Speaker 3>you wouldn't have gotten that boost.

0:41:41.560 --> 0:41:43.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, maybe not, Like maybe I would have gotten the

0:41:43.280 --> 0:41:45.160
<v Speaker 1>boost when I saw the seats and been like and

0:41:45.200 --> 0:41:46.600
<v Speaker 1>the guys would have been like it sold out, I

0:41:46.600 --> 0:41:48.719
<v Speaker 1>would be like it it like, maybe I would have

0:41:48.880 --> 0:41:53.680
<v Speaker 1>had the boost before. But I had a new opener

0:41:54.520 --> 0:41:55.759
<v Speaker 1>come with me because I didn't want to bring the

0:41:55.760 --> 0:41:57.880
<v Speaker 1>whole crew to Canada because it just seemed like a hassle.

0:41:58.000 --> 0:42:01.440
<v Speaker 1>So I had a just Troit comedian come over that

0:42:01.480 --> 0:42:06.239
<v Speaker 1>was recommended to me. Her name is Camilla Bellario, and

0:42:06.800 --> 0:42:11.040
<v Speaker 1>she was so funny and so poised and like just

0:42:11.120 --> 0:42:13.520
<v Speaker 1>got out there and I was like, oh fuck, like

0:42:14.440 --> 0:42:17.520
<v Speaker 1>this is some professional shit, and I was like I

0:42:17.560 --> 0:42:20.080
<v Speaker 1>gotta raise my game because they instantly like loved her

0:42:20.120 --> 0:42:22.560
<v Speaker 1>like she was the headliner and I was like, what's happening,

0:42:23.480 --> 0:42:25.520
<v Speaker 1>Not that doesn't she went out cold, like I just

0:42:25.600 --> 0:42:27.840
<v Speaker 1>this crowd was just amazing. But also she was so

0:42:27.880 --> 0:42:30.200
<v Speaker 1>good and she played guitar like she would just pick up.

0:42:30.320 --> 0:42:33.560
<v Speaker 1>She's a trained operatic singer. Wow, she's a folk singer.

0:42:33.640 --> 0:42:35.919
<v Speaker 1>She looks like Casey musk Graves. She just gave birth

0:42:36.080 --> 0:42:39.279
<v Speaker 1>four months ago and she was back. She was so good.

0:42:39.360 --> 0:42:42.480
<v Speaker 1>Camilla Bellario everyone should follow her really funny songs. But

0:42:42.520 --> 0:42:47.640
<v Speaker 1>she also like is a singer songwriter, folk singer. But

0:42:47.719 --> 0:42:51.120
<v Speaker 1>she was backstage. We were talking about having kids because

0:42:51.160 --> 0:42:53.479
<v Speaker 1>she just had her first one. I think she only

0:42:53.560 --> 0:42:56.320
<v Speaker 1>is gonna have one as far as I understood the conversation,

0:42:56.400 --> 0:43:00.560
<v Speaker 1>but she was saying. I was like, yeah, it's just

0:43:00.719 --> 0:43:02.319
<v Speaker 1>you know, it's not for me, and she's like, just

0:43:02.360 --> 0:43:05.040
<v Speaker 1>do it. She was like so casual about it. She's like, honestly,

0:43:05.120 --> 0:43:08.080
<v Speaker 1>it's not that hard. Everyone makes it seem like it's

0:43:08.080 --> 0:43:10.480
<v Speaker 1>so hard because they need to like justify, like I

0:43:10.560 --> 0:43:13.799
<v Speaker 1>agree that they feel like exhausted by it, like they

0:43:13.840 --> 0:43:16.040
<v Speaker 1>want to get sympathy, so they complain that it's hard,

0:43:16.560 --> 0:43:19.120
<v Speaker 1>but it's really she goes, the first three months hell,

0:43:19.600 --> 0:43:23.600
<v Speaker 1>absolute hell. She was like, she was like, pregnancy not fun.

0:43:23.960 --> 0:43:28.520
<v Speaker 1>Giving birth literally the worst, the worst thing I've ever done.

0:43:28.600 --> 0:43:30.600
<v Speaker 1>She was like, it was not fun. I don't understand

0:43:30.640 --> 0:43:32.720
<v Speaker 1>that when people like that process. It was the worst

0:43:32.760 --> 0:43:35.560
<v Speaker 1>thing for me ever. And then three months, the first

0:43:35.560 --> 0:43:38.879
<v Speaker 1>three months absolute hell. I won't go into details why,

0:43:38.920 --> 0:43:41.120
<v Speaker 1>but she had some really interesting things to say about it.

0:43:41.200 --> 0:43:44.480
<v Speaker 1>And then she goes, and then it's easy, It's so easy,

0:43:44.520 --> 0:43:46.520
<v Speaker 1>And I go, well, you're only one month out of

0:43:46.520 --> 0:43:48.879
<v Speaker 1>that three months, you're four months, You've had a.

0:43:48.840 --> 0:43:50.399
<v Speaker 2>Seven year old, and you're like, and then it gets easy.

0:43:50.400 --> 0:43:52.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, it's been easy for a month for you.

0:43:52.520 --> 0:43:54.440
<v Speaker 1>But she had a good point of like, with child

0:43:54.560 --> 0:43:58.200
<v Speaker 1>care if you can afford it, and you know, once

0:43:58.239 --> 0:44:02.279
<v Speaker 1>they're babies and they're sleeping out, like, but I understand that.

0:44:02.360 --> 0:44:04.160
<v Speaker 1>I really do think that I could get past how

0:44:04.200 --> 0:44:08.280
<v Speaker 1>hard pregnancy is, how hard giving birth is, and being

0:44:08.360 --> 0:44:10.600
<v Speaker 1>like a new injured mother that has to like kind

0:44:10.600 --> 0:44:12.000
<v Speaker 1>of like be with the baby all the time and

0:44:12.520 --> 0:44:15.879
<v Speaker 1>have this but I and I admire it so much,

0:44:15.880 --> 0:44:18.840
<v Speaker 1>and I am overwhelmed by how much hard work it looks.

0:44:18.920 --> 0:44:22.719
<v Speaker 1>I think I could do it. I don't. I know

0:44:22.840 --> 0:44:25.239
<v Speaker 1>for a fact, I can't play with a kid. I

0:44:25.280 --> 0:44:28.440
<v Speaker 1>am not I can't be on the ground being like

0:44:29.120 --> 0:44:32.279
<v Speaker 1>this is Oh, I'm here and I got cookies. You

0:44:32.360 --> 0:44:35.320
<v Speaker 1>can't stay here that long. We don't even have cookies.

0:44:35.400 --> 0:44:38.200
<v Speaker 1>Well I want them, and then I'm done with the scene.

0:44:38.239 --> 0:44:40.200
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what else to do, and kids want

0:44:40.200 --> 0:44:43.279
<v Speaker 1>you to keep going, like I can't make things other things.

0:44:43.320 --> 0:44:44.840
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to do voices. I don't want to

0:44:44.840 --> 0:44:45.720
<v Speaker 1>be on the ground playing.

0:44:46.040 --> 0:44:48.920
<v Speaker 3>They're not really following the storyline either, Like the storylines

0:44:48.960 --> 0:44:52.000
<v Speaker 3>have to be so simple. Yeah, that cookie thing is

0:44:52.040 --> 0:44:53.920
<v Speaker 3>even too complicated, Like my knees if you did the

0:44:53.960 --> 0:44:56.160
<v Speaker 3>cookie thing, she would not be able to follow it.

0:44:56.719 --> 0:44:59.520
<v Speaker 1>I can do it for three minutes tops, and even

0:44:59.560 --> 0:45:02.200
<v Speaker 1>that's a long sketch's like an SNL sketch. I don't

0:45:02.239 --> 0:45:05.239
<v Speaker 1>want to go longer than three minutes on a bit

0:45:05.360 --> 0:45:07.480
<v Speaker 1>with but the kids want it to go over again

0:45:07.840 --> 0:45:13.319
<v Speaker 1>again a pet Yeah, and I I know my limitations

0:45:13.360 --> 0:45:17.720
<v Speaker 1>as a human being, and I won't do that. So Noah,

0:45:17.760 --> 0:45:19.960
<v Speaker 1>how are you feeling about? Like are you excited to

0:45:20.040 --> 0:45:22.359
<v Speaker 1>like do that kind of play? Because my sister's really

0:45:22.400 --> 0:45:24.239
<v Speaker 1>good at it. She will play with her kids for

0:45:24.400 --> 0:45:25.319
<v Speaker 1>hours like that.

0:45:25.920 --> 0:45:27.919
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and also you have to remember that every kid

0:45:27.960 --> 0:45:30.279
<v Speaker 2>is different, which is what I keep reading and it's

0:45:30.320 --> 0:45:33.960
<v Speaker 2>a very positive message. For right now, at five months,

0:45:34.040 --> 0:45:38.000
<v Speaker 2>Toby can do one thing for like maybe five if

0:45:38.000 --> 0:45:42.440
<v Speaker 2>I'm lucky, maybe I'll get ten minutes and then she

0:45:42.480 --> 0:45:43.959
<v Speaker 2>needs to like switch it up.

0:45:44.160 --> 0:45:45.840
<v Speaker 1>But what is the thing like just like putting a

0:45:45.920 --> 0:45:48.440
<v Speaker 1>rattle in her face and being like look and like right.

0:45:48.360 --> 0:45:50.319
<v Speaker 2>Like the rattle will be good for like I don't know,

0:45:50.360 --> 0:45:54.000
<v Speaker 2>a minute at most tummy time or in her little

0:45:54.040 --> 0:45:56.920
<v Speaker 2>bouncy chair and stuff like that. So you just I

0:45:56.960 --> 0:46:00.760
<v Speaker 2>constantly have to transition her into like different games.

0:46:00.920 --> 0:46:04.160
<v Speaker 1>She's in like a workout class that's like ten minutes,

0:46:04.480 --> 0:46:06.160
<v Speaker 1>ten seconds on waits, then you go over here, then

0:46:06.160 --> 0:46:09.959
<v Speaker 1>there's recovery, like it's it sounds like a orange theory. Yeah,

0:46:09.960 --> 0:46:13.480
<v Speaker 1>babies like constantly mixing it up, confused, muscle confusion.

0:46:13.960 --> 0:46:16.000
<v Speaker 2>And then I add loud music and then she's an

0:46:16.080 --> 0:46:17.360
<v Speaker 2>F forty five class.

0:46:17.520 --> 0:46:20.800
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, right, exactly does she likes music?

0:46:21.480 --> 0:46:24.880
<v Speaker 2>She loves music. Yeah, she loves singing. She makes me

0:46:24.920 --> 0:46:25.359
<v Speaker 2>feel like.

0:46:27.440 --> 0:46:31.880
<v Speaker 1>The video you sent of her singing when she was

0:46:31.920 --> 0:46:34.160
<v Speaker 1>on your lap, and she's just like in her own

0:46:34.160 --> 0:46:36.239
<v Speaker 1>world and always kind of like getting some emailing done

0:46:36.280 --> 0:46:39.160
<v Speaker 1>and typing, and she's like laying in Noah's lap, and

0:46:39.200 --> 0:46:43.400
<v Speaker 1>Noah is like, girls, she's like singing right now, and

0:46:43.440 --> 0:46:46.200
<v Speaker 1>she's just like what was she even? It was amazing.

0:46:46.239 --> 0:46:48.640
<v Speaker 1>I watched it, seriously, I'm not joking you. I watched

0:46:48.680 --> 0:46:51.320
<v Speaker 1>it at least five times because it was so cute

0:46:51.400 --> 0:46:53.439
<v Speaker 1>that she was singing. I've never heard a baby sing.

0:46:53.440 --> 0:46:55.040
<v Speaker 1>I even played it for christ and He's like, do

0:46:55.160 --> 0:46:57.200
<v Speaker 1>babies do that? And I'm like, I don't think they do.

0:46:58.360 --> 0:47:01.279
<v Speaker 2>I think because we just like sink to her all

0:47:01.320 --> 0:47:02.880
<v Speaker 2>the time. We just sing her stupid songs.

0:47:04.840 --> 0:47:10.279
<v Speaker 3>She's like, I mean, I've never heard of a baby singing.

0:47:10.280 --> 0:47:11.520
<v Speaker 3>I've never seen a video of a baby.

0:47:11.520 --> 0:47:15.920
<v Speaker 1>Stops singing because she can almost feel like she's being watched,

0:47:16.160 --> 0:47:18.560
<v Speaker 1>and then you hear Noah start typing again just to

0:47:18.680 --> 0:47:21.359
<v Speaker 1>like everything's normal, and then she starts singing again because

0:47:21.400 --> 0:47:24.840
<v Speaker 1>she thinks the focus is off her. Is so cute.

0:47:25.280 --> 0:47:29.640
<v Speaker 1>That was an amazing video, like amazing. I like, I

0:47:29.640 --> 0:47:31.240
<v Speaker 1>think that was really special.

0:47:31.400 --> 0:47:33.879
<v Speaker 2>And so you get moments like that and then they

0:47:33.880 --> 0:47:37.040
<v Speaker 2>make the hard parts worth it.

0:47:36.600 --> 0:47:40.040
<v Speaker 1>Yes, But I also I loved that video and I

0:47:40.040 --> 0:47:43.799
<v Speaker 1>didn't have to do anything to get it, so like,

0:47:43.920 --> 0:47:46.240
<v Speaker 1>but I understand. I'm like, thank you for the content,

0:47:46.480 --> 0:47:50.840
<v Speaker 1>but no, I get it. It's like it seems awesome.

0:47:50.880 --> 0:47:53.080
<v Speaker 1>I saw Kirsten's baby this weekend. She's not doing a

0:47:53.120 --> 0:47:57.239
<v Speaker 1>lot right now, and uh wasn't really didn't look at me.

0:47:57.280 --> 0:47:58.840
<v Speaker 1>I don't think even once. She was really interested in

0:47:58.960 --> 0:48:01.640
<v Speaker 1>Lauren because I think Laura, my sister, has like dark hair,

0:48:01.680 --> 0:48:04.759
<v Speaker 1>so she was kind of like, what's this dark haired dark?

0:48:05.000 --> 0:48:07.480
<v Speaker 2>Like two months, they don't see much. She's just kind

0:48:07.480 --> 0:48:08.719
<v Speaker 2>of seeing these orbs.

0:48:09.400 --> 0:48:14.680
<v Speaker 1>Okay, she didn't appreciate my act. Yeah, no, she was

0:48:14.760 --> 0:48:17.600
<v Speaker 1>so so cute though, and just so little and like her.

0:48:18.000 --> 0:48:20.000
<v Speaker 1>I just can't. I can't get over how like smooth

0:48:20.080 --> 0:48:23.960
<v Speaker 1>their skin is so because I saw Toby last week

0:48:24.000 --> 0:48:26.040
<v Speaker 1>and I was just rubbing her feet, being like, why

0:48:26.080 --> 0:48:30.759
<v Speaker 1>are there no callouses? Keep them this way forever? It's

0:48:30.760 --> 0:48:33.520
<v Speaker 1>so nice. But yeah, I don't I'm.

0:48:33.280 --> 0:48:37.840
<v Speaker 3>Not buying this, No, no, I'm not. I mean, what

0:48:37.880 --> 0:48:40.160
<v Speaker 3>about when they're two and three and they're running around,

0:48:40.160 --> 0:48:41.520
<v Speaker 3>they're screaming, and they're.

0:48:41.520 --> 0:48:45.160
<v Speaker 1>Eye witnessing that ye did I tell you that my

0:48:45.239 --> 0:48:49.720
<v Speaker 1>nephew told me to shut up? No, Oh my god, Lauren,

0:48:50.320 --> 0:48:52.799
<v Speaker 1>you'll understand me telling the story and arlow when you

0:48:52.800 --> 0:48:56.200
<v Speaker 1>listen when you're older. I love you. But he We're

0:48:56.200 --> 0:49:00.080
<v Speaker 1>at the park the other day and we were like,

0:49:01.000 --> 0:49:03.520
<v Speaker 1>I promise this gets interesting, you guys. I know this

0:49:03.560 --> 0:49:06.680
<v Speaker 1>is baby talking. People are probably zoning out. But so

0:49:06.920 --> 0:49:10.120
<v Speaker 1>we're at the park and there's my sister's three kids,

0:49:10.120 --> 0:49:12.160
<v Speaker 1>a two year old, a four year old, and a

0:49:12.400 --> 0:49:14.160
<v Speaker 1>seven year old, two year old, five year old, seven

0:49:14.200 --> 0:49:17.680
<v Speaker 1>year old, and the two year old is out of control.

0:49:17.800 --> 0:49:20.239
<v Speaker 1>You tell him one thing, he does the opposite he is.

0:49:20.840 --> 0:49:23.600
<v Speaker 1>I literally told her I feel like he is auditioning

0:49:23.680 --> 0:49:27.440
<v Speaker 1>for a problem child too, Like if you if you

0:49:27.680 --> 0:49:30.239
<v Speaker 1>told me that, if you just you know, whenever a

0:49:30.320 --> 0:49:32.759
<v Speaker 1>kid behaves, there's a scenario where it's like if this

0:49:32.800 --> 0:49:35.000
<v Speaker 1>were on a TV show, I'd probably stop watching because

0:49:35.000 --> 0:49:37.360
<v Speaker 1>I'd be like, it's too much, Like we get it.

0:49:37.400 --> 0:49:39.520
<v Speaker 1>He's a bad kid, Like you don't need to make

0:49:39.560 --> 0:49:42.920
<v Speaker 1>him that bad. That's how That's how Forrest was acting.

0:49:43.080 --> 0:49:48.279
<v Speaker 1>He's insane. Forest Green the Death just like no, not

0:49:48.360 --> 0:49:51.600
<v Speaker 1>doing that, Like if you go, we're gonna go here nah,

0:49:51.680 --> 0:49:54.439
<v Speaker 1>and then would sit down. Then he hit the dog.

0:49:54.560 --> 0:49:56.360
<v Speaker 1>Then he would grab the ball from the dog and

0:49:56.400 --> 0:49:58.239
<v Speaker 1>throw it in the pond, even though we're like, don't

0:49:58.280 --> 0:50:00.240
<v Speaker 1>throw it in the pond. Throws it in the pond,

0:50:00.960 --> 0:50:03.560
<v Speaker 1>takes the pizza that someone's eating. I want that, then

0:50:03.760 --> 0:50:06.040
<v Speaker 1>takes it, throws it on the ground. Like literally everything

0:50:06.080 --> 0:50:08.120
<v Speaker 1>bad you could do he was doing because he's just

0:50:08.560 --> 0:50:13.439
<v Speaker 1>in that stage. So Arlow, who's seven, is like, let's

0:50:13.440 --> 0:50:15.000
<v Speaker 1>go to the park. So we're by this pond, so

0:50:15.040 --> 0:50:16.759
<v Speaker 1>it's like this hike to this park is probably like

0:50:16.800 --> 0:50:20.000
<v Speaker 1>a quarter mile across this park. And we go and

0:50:20.040 --> 0:50:21.319
<v Speaker 1>I have the dog with me, and I'm like, yeah,

0:50:21.400 --> 0:50:22.959
<v Speaker 1>let's go to the park. Then there's an ice cream

0:50:22.960 --> 0:50:25.319
<v Speaker 1>truck on the way and Arlo's like really like I

0:50:25.320 --> 0:50:26.719
<v Speaker 1>went to the park. And we're like, let's not go

0:50:26.760 --> 0:50:28.279
<v Speaker 1>to the park, buddy, it's a too far walk. He's

0:50:28.320 --> 0:50:30.640
<v Speaker 1>like I want to go, and so we we're like, okay, fine,

0:50:30.640 --> 0:50:33.279
<v Speaker 1>we're going. So we're so excited to go to the park.

0:50:33.280 --> 0:50:35.839
<v Speaker 1>We're gonna play. I'm walking ahead with them. Lauren's dealing

0:50:35.840 --> 0:50:37.719
<v Speaker 1>with Forest, who is like given up, and it's just

0:50:37.719 --> 0:50:40.000
<v Speaker 1>sitting down and being like He's literally sitting with his

0:50:40.080 --> 0:50:42.480
<v Speaker 1>arms crossed like I'm not going because of something. And

0:50:42.520 --> 0:50:45.160
<v Speaker 1>then he poops and poop is coming out of his pants.

0:50:45.600 --> 0:50:49.440
<v Speaker 1>There's choplets of poop, and then Matt used my chopstick

0:50:49.480 --> 0:50:53.520
<v Speaker 1>method with some mulch to pick up forest poop, which

0:50:53.560 --> 0:50:57.440
<v Speaker 1>is hilarious. They're so funny, this family. They just everything

0:50:57.520 --> 0:51:01.000
<v Speaker 1>is funny, like they just they live with it. They

0:51:01.040 --> 0:51:03.160
<v Speaker 1>flow with it. It is not a stressful situation. It

0:51:03.239 --> 0:51:06.120
<v Speaker 1>sometimes is, but they're never like I can't do this anymore.

0:51:06.120 --> 0:51:08.960
<v Speaker 1>They just laugh about everything that's happening. So we get

0:51:08.960 --> 0:51:11.080
<v Speaker 1>to the park, we see the ice cream truck. Both

0:51:11.120 --> 0:51:14.520
<v Speaker 1>Poppy and Arla were like I want it, and they're like, no,

0:51:14.760 --> 0:51:16.440
<v Speaker 1>we have candy at home. You're not getting that. You

0:51:16.520 --> 0:51:20.200
<v Speaker 1>didn't even eat your dinner. And they're like, I want

0:51:20.480 --> 0:51:24.000
<v Speaker 1>and then they start in with this like instant fake crying,

0:51:24.440 --> 0:51:27.560
<v Speaker 1>which I see through immediately. Anytime Poppy does it, I

0:51:27.600 --> 0:51:30.640
<v Speaker 1>just do it back to her. She'll be like and

0:51:30.680 --> 0:51:34.640
<v Speaker 1>I go, I go, I get do that too. You're

0:51:34.680 --> 0:51:36.799
<v Speaker 1>not It's not real. No one starts crying like that

0:51:36.840 --> 0:51:39.200
<v Speaker 1>on a dime. Let's like work on your acting style

0:51:39.600 --> 0:51:41.840
<v Speaker 1>to get things in life, because no one's gonna believe

0:51:41.840 --> 0:51:45.799
<v Speaker 1>you going from smiling to right away. So I'll do

0:51:45.840 --> 0:51:47.439
<v Speaker 1>it back to her and then it'll she'll like look

0:51:47.440 --> 0:51:50.040
<v Speaker 1>at me like so confused. So I was giving him

0:51:50.080 --> 0:51:52.600
<v Speaker 1>some of that bullshit. And then we get to the

0:51:52.640 --> 0:51:54.600
<v Speaker 1>park and they're still crying and they're refusing to play

0:51:54.600 --> 0:51:57.960
<v Speaker 1>in the park. They're just like ah, they're like stopping

0:51:57.960 --> 0:51:59.759
<v Speaker 1>around and there's a whole park to be played with.

0:52:00.400 --> 0:52:05.160
<v Speaker 1>I have the dog with me. Final thought, These little

0:52:05.200 --> 0:52:06.799
<v Speaker 1>cute girls come up to me to like be like,

0:52:06.840 --> 0:52:09.319
<v Speaker 1>can I pet your dog? And then they also want

0:52:09.320 --> 0:52:11.479
<v Speaker 1>to play with Poppy, which is so adorable when kids

0:52:11.480 --> 0:52:13.440
<v Speaker 1>come up and they're like can I play with you?

0:52:13.640 --> 0:52:16.320
<v Speaker 1>Like so cute, and Poppy's just like now because she

0:52:16.360 --> 0:52:19.080
<v Speaker 1>wants ice cream. And then they're petting the dog and

0:52:19.120 --> 0:52:20.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh, you know what, these are my new nieces.

0:52:21.040 --> 0:52:22.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna talk to these girls and they are sweet

0:52:22.920 --> 0:52:24.440
<v Speaker 1>and they want to pet the dog and they're interested

0:52:24.440 --> 0:52:26.040
<v Speaker 1>in the dog. So I'm just like, you know, I

0:52:26.040 --> 0:52:27.480
<v Speaker 1>didn't do that, but I was trying to be like

0:52:27.680 --> 0:52:30.279
<v Speaker 1>this gets rewarded. I'm like, yeah, you can meet them.

0:52:30.520 --> 0:52:32.600
<v Speaker 1>Oh she really likes you, you know, like these girls

0:52:32.600 --> 0:52:35.040
<v Speaker 1>are so cute, and they're looking at Poppy like she's

0:52:35.080 --> 0:52:36.720
<v Speaker 1>like the cool girl because she's a little bit older

0:52:36.719 --> 0:52:40.720
<v Speaker 1>than them, and Poppy's just like h And then Arlow

0:52:41.000 --> 0:52:43.399
<v Speaker 1>is still just stomping around and it's getting the point

0:52:43.400 --> 0:52:45.440
<v Speaker 1>where it's like, well, I'm gonna I go. I'm gonna

0:52:45.440 --> 0:52:49.280
<v Speaker 1>go because this isn't fun. And Lauren's like aunt Nikki's leaving.

0:52:49.400 --> 0:52:52.240
<v Speaker 1>You guys are just being you're you're chasing her away,

0:52:52.560 --> 0:52:53.920
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, you don't need to make it

0:52:53.920 --> 0:52:55.560
<v Speaker 1>about that, like I just don't want to hang. This

0:52:55.640 --> 0:52:58.439
<v Speaker 1>isn't fun, you guys, And I go, Arlow, here's the thing.

0:53:00.000 --> 0:53:02.080
<v Speaker 1>He just you just put up a fight for us

0:53:02.120 --> 0:53:03.359
<v Speaker 1>to go to the park because you wanted to play

0:53:03.400 --> 0:53:05.439
<v Speaker 1>so badly, and then we did it, and now we're

0:53:05.480 --> 0:53:08.200
<v Speaker 1>here and you're not even playing because you're worried about

0:53:08.200 --> 0:53:10.840
<v Speaker 1>the ice cream. You ruined that you initially wanted the park,

0:53:11.440 --> 0:53:13.160
<v Speaker 1>and you can get ice cream at home, and I

0:53:13.239 --> 0:53:16.279
<v Speaker 1>know that sometimes if you cry enough you get ice cream,

0:53:16.320 --> 0:53:18.319
<v Speaker 1>it's never gonna work this time. And he's like I'm

0:53:18.400 --> 0:53:20.719
<v Speaker 1>going and I go, well, go barter something because you

0:53:20.719 --> 0:53:22.520
<v Speaker 1>have no money and no funds and no one's gonna

0:53:22.520 --> 0:53:25.560
<v Speaker 1>give you anything, So try to pick some rocks up

0:53:25.640 --> 0:53:28.120
<v Speaker 1>or something, because maybe that guy will like exchange it

0:53:28.160 --> 0:53:31.840
<v Speaker 1>for you. And so he goes shut up and like

0:53:31.920 --> 0:53:33.399
<v Speaker 1>I didn't hear what he said because I was still

0:53:33.480 --> 0:53:36.440
<v Speaker 1>talking to him, and my sister and Matt looked like shocked,

0:53:36.480 --> 0:53:38.520
<v Speaker 1>and they go, you don't talk to her that way.

0:53:39.040 --> 0:53:40.120
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, what do you say? And they

0:53:40.120 --> 0:53:42.520
<v Speaker 1>were like, told you to shut up, and I was like,

0:53:43.320 --> 0:53:47.760
<v Speaker 1>no way, and I was like I loved it because

0:53:47.760 --> 0:53:51.080
<v Speaker 1>it told me that he looks. It's not good that

0:53:51.120 --> 0:53:52.600
<v Speaker 1>he did it, but he talks to me the same

0:53:52.600 --> 0:53:55.840
<v Speaker 1>way he talks to his parents. Thus he lacks respect

0:53:55.920 --> 0:53:57.800
<v Speaker 1>for me much like he lacks respect for his parents.

0:53:58.040 --> 0:54:00.279
<v Speaker 1>He loves me as much as he loves his like,

0:54:00.800 --> 0:54:02.560
<v Speaker 1>because we all know how we talk to our parents.

0:54:02.600 --> 0:54:04.080
<v Speaker 1>I used to tell my parents to shut up. That

0:54:04.160 --> 0:54:06.040
<v Speaker 1>is not a good thing. I still probably do. I'm

0:54:06.040 --> 0:54:09.879
<v Speaker 1>still I am a born and raised brat. Okay, I'm

0:54:09.880 --> 0:54:12.360
<v Speaker 1>having a brat summer. I'm having a brat life. And

0:54:12.480 --> 0:54:14.200
<v Speaker 1>I was a brat to my parents. I would tell

0:54:14.239 --> 0:54:15.719
<v Speaker 1>them shut up. I would be like I hate you,

0:54:15.719 --> 0:54:17.319
<v Speaker 1>I would storm off. I would say things that I

0:54:17.360 --> 0:54:19.839
<v Speaker 1>remember my friends witnessing and being like, I could never

0:54:19.880 --> 0:54:22.240
<v Speaker 1>talk to my mom that way because I wasn't scared

0:54:22.239 --> 0:54:25.400
<v Speaker 1>of them, because they didn't actually like punish us, and

0:54:25.480 --> 0:54:28.480
<v Speaker 1>I didn't respect them. I was a bad kid, But god,

0:54:29.000 --> 0:54:32.520
<v Speaker 1>I would have never talked to my aunt or my

0:54:33.080 --> 0:54:35.319
<v Speaker 1>or my grandma and grandpa the way I talk to

0:54:35.360 --> 0:54:37.719
<v Speaker 1>my parents. It is a different thing entirely, or my

0:54:37.800 --> 0:54:41.719
<v Speaker 1>teachers ever ever ever. But then so to me, that

0:54:41.800 --> 0:54:44.239
<v Speaker 1>made me feel like I'm never gonna have kids, but

0:54:44.280 --> 0:54:47.920
<v Speaker 1>at least my niece and nephew see me in the

0:54:47.960 --> 0:54:50.839
<v Speaker 1>same way. They're close enough to me, not in an

0:54:50.880 --> 0:54:53.239
<v Speaker 1>aunt way of like we have to be on our

0:54:53.239 --> 0:54:55.879
<v Speaker 1>best behavior around her, like they I can get free

0:54:55.920 --> 0:54:58.040
<v Speaker 1>with you. I feel, yeah, I have a relationship with

0:54:58.080 --> 0:54:59.799
<v Speaker 1>them that is actually better than the one i had

0:54:59.800 --> 0:55:01.919
<v Speaker 1>with my aunts and uncles. Even though I'm getting told

0:55:01.920 --> 0:55:04.200
<v Speaker 1>to shut up and he did throw a pebble at

0:55:04.200 --> 0:55:10.080
<v Speaker 1>my face in anger, and to be honest, I think, oh,

0:55:10.280 --> 0:55:12.840
<v Speaker 1>they already are doing that. But I liked it because

0:55:12.880 --> 0:55:16.720
<v Speaker 1>I was like, it's made me feel like their parent

0:55:16.960 --> 0:55:18.840
<v Speaker 1>a little bit, like I'm dealing with the same stuff,

0:55:18.880 --> 0:55:21.600
<v Speaker 1>and except that I literally go okay, Well, I'm leaving,

0:55:21.600 --> 0:55:23.000
<v Speaker 1>and then I just started walking away, and then they

0:55:23.040 --> 0:55:25.400
<v Speaker 1>started crying again because they do like when I come around.

0:55:26.520 --> 0:55:28.759
<v Speaker 1>But it just felt good that that that happened, and

0:55:29.040 --> 0:55:31.840
<v Speaker 1>you know, to defend them, Arlow and Poppy and Forrest,

0:55:31.840 --> 0:55:34.839
<v Speaker 1>if you're listening in the future, I'm not mad that

0:55:34.880 --> 0:55:38.200
<v Speaker 1>you tell me to shut up, or that you throw things,

0:55:38.280 --> 0:55:40.880
<v Speaker 1>or that you cry when you don't get things, because

0:55:41.360 --> 0:55:44.080
<v Speaker 1>if kid, I keep telling my parents, who are having

0:55:44.120 --> 0:55:47.640
<v Speaker 1>frustration with it with them, if they had another thing

0:55:47.719 --> 0:55:50.839
<v Speaker 1>to do instead of that, they would They don't, And

0:55:50.880 --> 0:55:52.960
<v Speaker 1>it's not my sister's fault. It's not Matt's fault. It's

0:55:53.000 --> 0:55:57.040
<v Speaker 1>like someone's dropping the ball somewhere along the line. We

0:55:57.080 --> 0:56:00.640
<v Speaker 1>don't know where. But kids only you what they have,

0:56:01.080 --> 0:56:04.200
<v Speaker 1>and if their only thing is to yell, shut up,

0:56:04.360 --> 0:56:07.240
<v Speaker 1>they're gonna only use that. It's not like they're evil kids.

0:56:07.320 --> 0:56:10.279
<v Speaker 1>They just don't have another thing. It's like their toolbox

0:56:10.360 --> 0:56:15.400
<v Speaker 1>is empty. Yeah, there are other ways that they like

0:56:15.560 --> 0:56:17.920
<v Speaker 1>kids talk that are their age, that aren't that, but

0:56:17.960 --> 0:56:20.000
<v Speaker 1>they don't. They don't have it yet, And so I

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<v Speaker 1>can't be mad at them, because I even said to Arlow, honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>I would be so annoyed with my logic too. If

0:56:26.040 --> 0:56:28.239
<v Speaker 1>I was him being like if I did an aunt

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<v Speaker 1>being like just enjoy the thing that you wanted initially, like,

0:56:31.520 --> 0:56:33.800
<v Speaker 1>I'd be like, shut the fuck up, Aunt, Nikki.

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<v Speaker 2>So I kind of like, I go, I get it

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<v Speaker 2>him like that. That's good parenting, Nikki.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. I understood where he came from, and I yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's but it's it's. It is not easy. That

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<v Speaker 1>is all I'll say about it. It is not easy

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<v Speaker 1>being a parent. Shout out to parents of young kids, like,

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<v Speaker 1>I see you. I want to hear your stories. If

0:56:57.120 --> 0:56:59.239
<v Speaker 1>you have any tips for how my sister can get

0:56:59.239 --> 0:57:03.680
<v Speaker 1>her kids to not like disobey. It's really hard because

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<v Speaker 1>you know they It's like either having three kids screaming

0:57:08.560 --> 0:57:12.760
<v Speaker 1>crying for hours or you give them the cookie they want.

0:57:12.600 --> 0:57:14.680
<v Speaker 3>Or even even if they're not screaming and crying, even

0:57:14.680 --> 0:57:17.280
<v Speaker 3>if they're just sitting in a carriage, it's hard. Like

0:57:17.560 --> 0:57:20.200
<v Speaker 3>I have when my brother took my niece to the park.

0:57:20.280 --> 0:57:22.440
<v Speaker 3>You have to have like you have to like pack

0:57:22.560 --> 0:57:25.200
<v Speaker 3>like you're going on a weekend camping trip. Whenever you

0:57:25.240 --> 0:57:27.600
<v Speaker 3>take the baby out of the ass. Yes, you have

0:57:27.640 --> 0:57:30.240
<v Speaker 3>to apply sunscreen, like every ten minutes. You have to

0:57:30.280 --> 0:57:34.320
<v Speaker 3>make sure that they have a little juice pouch or

0:57:34.360 --> 0:57:37.560
<v Speaker 3>whatever those things are. You've got to have little naps,

0:57:37.560 --> 0:57:38.400
<v Speaker 3>good way wipes.

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<v Speaker 1>Because Brian, I will Brian is so funny. We will

0:57:42.720 --> 0:57:44.920
<v Speaker 1>be like in the middle of a very important meeting

0:57:44.960 --> 0:57:47.600
<v Speaker 1>with like executives, and He'll be will be looking at

0:57:47.600 --> 0:57:49.360
<v Speaker 1>a new space where we're going to be doing this

0:57:49.440 --> 0:57:53.760
<v Speaker 1>live show and meeting these people with their assignment. Brian's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I've got a question. He opens his fanny pack and

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<v Speaker 1>pulls out a bag of nuts and it's pop bit

0:58:00.280 --> 0:58:05.240
<v Speaker 1>nuts while he's talking to these Amazon exectives. So you

0:58:05.400 --> 0:58:09.160
<v Speaker 1>loved bag nuts. You always have like a bagged snack. Sure,

0:58:09.160 --> 0:58:11.400
<v Speaker 1>I feel like you would be you would be good

0:58:11.400 --> 0:58:14.400
<v Speaker 1>at being apparent because you have like good supplies on you.

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<v Speaker 3>Sure. Sure. I didn't even realize that.

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<v Speaker 1>Was It wasn't a thing that I was like, Brian

0:58:21.280 --> 0:58:22.920
<v Speaker 1>needs to clean up his act. I was just like,

0:58:23.360 --> 0:58:25.920
<v Speaker 1>I want to be more like this, whereas just.

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<v Speaker 3>Move past the idea that anyone's important.

0:58:29.640 --> 0:58:31.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh get me there.

0:58:30.840 --> 0:58:33.840
<v Speaker 3>Everyone's a human being. And at the end of the day,

0:58:34.120 --> 0:58:37.680
<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry I said that, but ultimately everybody was a

0:58:37.720 --> 0:58:40.600
<v Speaker 3>little baby in a carriage telling their aunt to shut up,

0:58:41.080 --> 0:58:44.520
<v Speaker 3>and now they're just here for whatever reason. Yes, and

0:58:45.040 --> 0:58:48.560
<v Speaker 3>whenever I meet someone who's like supposedly super important or whatever,

0:58:48.640 --> 0:58:50.440
<v Speaker 3>I try to talk to them like they're just another

0:58:50.520 --> 0:58:54.680
<v Speaker 3>human being, and that had that just eliminates this, like

0:58:55.920 --> 0:58:58.840
<v Speaker 3>this whole facade that we're all putting on. Obviously, there

0:58:58.880 --> 0:59:00.800
<v Speaker 3>are certain people who are more tough than others, and

0:59:00.920 --> 0:59:02.960
<v Speaker 3>like if you like you have to walk on eggshells

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<v Speaker 3>around certain people. But when it comes to like meeting

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<v Speaker 3>important people, I just feel like, you're just a guy

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<v Speaker 3>who like got a job.

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<v Speaker 1>You're just a guy who's good at a sport. Yeah,

0:59:14.320 --> 0:59:16.520
<v Speaker 1>and you're good at a sport because your body was

0:59:16.560 --> 0:59:19.560
<v Speaker 1>born that way, and you like, it's just there's nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>It's really funny when people are treated like roads because

0:59:22.560 --> 0:59:28.640
<v Speaker 1>they're good at acting what right? But everything every person

0:59:28.760 --> 0:59:31.880
<v Speaker 1>that is treated like that is because they are making

0:59:31.920 --> 0:59:36.080
<v Speaker 1>people money. It's only that no one actually likes them

0:59:36.160 --> 0:59:40.000
<v Speaker 1>more because of any other reason. Yes, there are people

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<v Speaker 1>out there like Adam Sandler who both make people money

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<v Speaker 1>and are nice people that people like to be around

0:59:45.360 --> 0:59:49.680
<v Speaker 1>or whatever. But ultimately, no matter how nice Adam Sandler is.

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<v Speaker 1>It does not matter. If he's not making people money,

0:59:52.040 --> 0:59:54.160
<v Speaker 1>people would not want to be around him as much

0:59:54.280 --> 0:59:58.640
<v Speaker 1>like people are upset. You can break down any person

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<v Speaker 1>in a room, and I'm in a lot of rooms

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<v Speaker 1>where there it's very clear who's the most important person.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm a person that has started making people money.

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<v Speaker 1>And I see how much more people laugh at my

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<v Speaker 1>jokes and like everything I say, And it's because I

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<v Speaker 1>make the money. It's just so it's really pathetic when

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<v Speaker 1>you think about it.

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<v Speaker 3>But that is a distorted too. That's worth now you

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<v Speaker 3>might not trust how people react anymore. Like eventually everyone

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<v Speaker 3>everyone's giving you positive feedback because they fear.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, Debra Vance Season three hacks. She's on stage just

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<v Speaker 1>doing premises and she goes, why are you laughing? Because

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<v Speaker 1>she's so famous? Yeah, And that is something that a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of people go through as comedians, where they just

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<v Speaker 1>get so famous that anything they say gets to laugh

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<v Speaker 1>and then eventually people catch on and go, you're what,

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<v Speaker 1>You're not funny at all? All right, we got another

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<v Speaker 1>episode to do that will come out tomorrow on the

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<v Speaker 1>heels of this, so you'll hear more of this conversation

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<v Speaker 1>right after this meaning tomorrow. Thank you for listening. Bestie's

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<v Speaker 1>tour Date's coming up Hershey, Pennsylvania this weekend, somewhere else, Wilmington.

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<v Speaker 1>Am I going to North Carolina?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>After Hershey, Pennsylvania, you will be in Fort Lauderdale?

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<v Speaker 1>Wow?

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<v Speaker 3>Real you though, I don't know if you will wait?

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<v Speaker 1>Am I only in Hershey this weekend? You have? I'm

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<v Speaker 1>in Syracuse, sorry, Syracuse Friday and Saturday, and then Hershey

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<v Speaker 1>on Sunday. And then next week I I'm at Andrew's

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<v Speaker 1>wedding and I'm going to Aristour. And then on Friday,

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<v Speaker 1>the twenty fifth, I'm in Fort Lauderdale and I'm in

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<v Speaker 1>Fort Myers on the twenty six.

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<v Speaker 3>Those all those Florida things. I'm worried about Andrew's wedding,

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<v Speaker 3>even because this hurricane is coming in home.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I heard a meteorologists cry when I was talking

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<v Speaker 1>about it. Did you see that? It was very upsetting?

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<v Speaker 3>No? I mean this is the most powerful. This is

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<v Speaker 3>as powerful a hurricane as you could possibly have on

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<v Speaker 3>planet Earth.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's already gone down though I saw it to

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<v Speaker 2>like I think category three.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh really went down so rude that I just worry

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<v Speaker 1>about the birds and animals that don't know what's going

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<v Speaker 1>on and can't like pick up their nest and ant

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<v Speaker 1>in birds, but they leave behind their babies. You can't

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<v Speaker 1>fly with your babies.

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<v Speaker 3>That's true, that the babies are gonna go, But the

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<v Speaker 3>that's true.

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<v Speaker 1>It makes me, I like, I can't handle it when

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<v Speaker 1>I think I've been dreaming about drowning animals the past

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<v Speaker 1>three nights because of this, because I just think anytime

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<v Speaker 1>it rains or anything, I'm just thinking of like ant

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<v Speaker 1>when there's a storm, but it's like blowing through. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just thinking of like an animal being like, oh, what's

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<v Speaker 1>this gonna sup? You don't like if you walk in

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<v Speaker 1>the rain to your car, how miserable you are. Can

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<v Speaker 1>you imagine being a fucking animal and the only shelter

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<v Speaker 1>you have is like some some leaves, and it's cold too,

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<v Speaker 1>and there's no end in sight. There's no like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>as soon as I get this blanket or as soon

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<v Speaker 1>as I get in like a hot shower, I'll be fine. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>blows man.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, now that's true. I mean, I don't know how

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<v Speaker 3>an animal feels when a storm comes, but I do

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<v Speaker 3>know that animals have been in nature since the beginning

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<v Speaker 3>of nature and must have a change. Well, now it's

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<v Speaker 3>much worse. Well, but there's no Yeah, it's actually horrible.

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<v Speaker 3>I actually have horrible, so much worse. I heard some

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<v Speaker 3>horrible stories about when there were the forest fires in Colorado,

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<v Speaker 3>about how the deer or whatever that is, and.

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<v Speaker 1>We've got to go. Thank you so much for listening.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't literally can't handle any story of animals being

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<v Speaker 1>hurt or scared. But yeah, I'm sure it was. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sorry to cut you off. Really can't handle I'm sure,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure. Oh dear, oh deers. Really pray for the deers,

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<v Speaker 1>Pray for the animals, Pray for Florida. Pray that this

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<v Speaker 1>thing fucking gets knocked down. Some miracle happens, and it

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<v Speaker 1>keeps getting knocked down, and it comes through and it

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<v Speaker 1>is just a slight, nice breeze and there's not twenty

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<v Speaker 1>six trillion dollars. I think it was like something like

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred and forty six billion dollars of damage in

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<v Speaker 1>North Carolina. The thing about the North Carolina thing is

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<v Speaker 1>no one in Ashville was ever scared of hurricanes. At

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<v Speaker 1>least I would think the average person would be like,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna be affected by a hurricane, not us worst.

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<v Speaker 1>If you look at Ashland on a fucking map, y'all,

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<v Speaker 1>and I did say, y'all, you would never think a

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<v Speaker 1>hurricane could affect it. And I know it's because of

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<v Speaker 1>the flooding up in the mount whatever, Like you would

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<v Speaker 1>just not predict this. It's like it's coming for us

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<v Speaker 1>all and all we have until that is podcasting, So

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<v Speaker 1>we'll see you on tomorrow's don't be good bye. The

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