1 00:00:00,280 --> 00:00:11,160 Speaker 1: The nick A Gliser Podcast. Nick Glaser pos, here's Nikki. 2 00:00:11,520 --> 00:00:13,000 Speaker 2: Hello here, I am welcome to the show. 3 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:16,119 Speaker 1: It's Nicky Glazer Podcast. Excuse me while I put on 4 00:00:16,239 --> 00:00:20,520 Speaker 1: my lip gloss, which all the gen zs are wearing. 5 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:21,759 Speaker 2: Oh wait, I have mine too. 6 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:23,960 Speaker 1: They can't go anywhere without it? 7 00:00:24,040 --> 00:00:25,120 Speaker 3: Is that a gen Z thing? 8 00:00:25,840 --> 00:00:29,639 Speaker 1: That is what I'm told by gen z M. I 9 00:00:29,680 --> 00:00:31,600 Speaker 1: put it on my Instagram story this week that gen 10 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:34,360 Speaker 1: ZM had written to me that like, one thing to 11 00:00:34,440 --> 00:00:36,360 Speaker 1: know about hold on, let me read in her voice, 12 00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:39,200 Speaker 1: one thing to know about gen Z. So I gotta 13 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:45,640 Speaker 1: find it. I just am She's hilarious to me. People 14 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:47,239 Speaker 1: are starting My friends are starting to be like, you 15 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:49,000 Speaker 1: have to check with her about everything you buy. And 16 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:51,280 Speaker 1: I'm like no, It's not like I'm like, won't get 17 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:53,960 Speaker 1: something because she says no. I just it's funny to 18 00:00:54,000 --> 00:01:00,800 Speaker 1: get her confirmation. It's content. It's it's giving, like fun 19 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:05,280 Speaker 1: relationship between two people from different generations who just want 20 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:08,000 Speaker 1: to understand each other. I am not an old person 21 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:12,960 Speaker 1: totally right. I am not a millennial who's like mad 22 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:15,720 Speaker 1: about gen Z. I think that is such a late 23 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:17,240 Speaker 1: I'm like working on a bit about it in my 24 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:20,200 Speaker 1: act about how like every generation like hates the younger 25 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:24,000 Speaker 1: generation because they're jealous you're young, but they can't say that, 26 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:27,000 Speaker 1: so they make fun of how you talk and what 27 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:30,920 Speaker 1: you wear because we hate that our skin looks gross 28 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:34,440 Speaker 1: and yours doesn't, and that we're closer to dying than 29 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:36,800 Speaker 1: you are, but we can't say that because it's embarrassing 30 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:40,200 Speaker 1: to admit that that's the real fear. And we get 31 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:42,520 Speaker 1: mad at you and that you have you have a 32 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:44,559 Speaker 1: life that you can you can do so many things 33 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:47,840 Speaker 1: we didn't do, you know, like we blew past opportunities 34 00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:50,880 Speaker 1: to socialize and go out and maybe meet people, or 35 00:01:50,920 --> 00:01:53,400 Speaker 1: like maybe there's said gen zs are single and we're 36 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:55,640 Speaker 1: stuck in marriages we don't like, so instead we just 37 00:01:55,680 --> 00:02:00,520 Speaker 1: go like what they talk in this weird? Why are 38 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:02,720 Speaker 1: they talking that we didn't talk like that? Like A 39 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:04,760 Speaker 1: good point was raised in My Girls Chat that Sara 40 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:07,840 Speaker 1: Lena said that millennials did not have as many different 41 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:11,480 Speaker 1: slang words as gen Z did when we were the 42 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:13,079 Speaker 1: reigning young. 43 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:16,400 Speaker 3: General those days. I feel like we did have a 44 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:17,959 Speaker 3: good amount, but maybe not as much. 45 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:19,920 Speaker 1: You remind me of something, because I don't think we 46 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:24,760 Speaker 1: had that many kal Bunga was X. Gen X, rad 47 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:28,239 Speaker 1: was gen X, Tubular was gen X as if for 48 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:35,960 Speaker 1: groovy groovy was was co opted retro actively like rams, Yeah, 49 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,680 Speaker 1: so you're struggling. We did, We didn't really have it, 50 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:41,920 Speaker 1: but anyway, So another gen Z thing. We never go 51 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:45,680 Speaker 1: anywhere without a gloss in hand, bathroom car, another country. 52 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:48,440 Speaker 1: Lip gloss, but a bomb gloss, but a balm glass. 53 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:52,160 Speaker 1: We love. Summer Fridays and Lenash, those are the two brands. 54 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:57,200 Speaker 1: And I gotta says, is with the finger like, I 55 00:02:57,240 --> 00:03:00,920 Speaker 1: guess it's less of a no, so it's like the tube. 56 00:03:00,919 --> 00:03:04,640 Speaker 1: It comes in like less of a like, like you 57 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:06,840 Speaker 1: take it out and it's a wand and more of like. 58 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:08,960 Speaker 1: I don't know what she meant by a bomb. I 59 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,720 Speaker 1: could ask, but you know, she might get back to 60 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:14,200 Speaker 1: me even before I ask, because that's how fast she is, 61 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:18,680 Speaker 1: so it might take less than it might take negative 62 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:20,360 Speaker 1: time to find out. So I don't know if we 63 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:22,400 Speaker 1: want to go there, But I think what she meant 64 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:26,000 Speaker 1: is like a goo like it comes out like gooey. 65 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:29,400 Speaker 1: So I got I got Tower twenty eight or whatever 66 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:33,760 Speaker 1: that brand is Lenege and Summer Fridays, and I gotta 67 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:38,480 Speaker 1: admit they taste really delicious and because you do end 68 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:39,080 Speaker 1: up eating. 69 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:42,200 Speaker 3: Them and the wan I've always said, if I could 70 00:03:42,240 --> 00:03:44,680 Speaker 3: eat my makeup, I'd probably use it more often. 71 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:47,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, and you do eat it, you absorb it in 72 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:50,040 Speaker 1: your skin and you eat whatever is on your lips 73 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:52,400 Speaker 1: is transferred into your body. 74 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:55,120 Speaker 3: But when you go camping, you're supposed to bring like 75 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:57,760 Speaker 3: five gallons of water and like six lip glosses just 76 00:03:57,840 --> 00:03:58,920 Speaker 3: in case you get. 77 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:01,840 Speaker 1: Lost in the large and in case there's a photo 78 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:02,840 Speaker 1: shoot that you come across with. 79 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:07,360 Speaker 3: Well, that's you know what. The the the the sign 80 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:11,760 Speaker 3: of good slang is that it becomes just like normal language. 81 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:13,400 Speaker 3: And I think a lot of the millennial things that 82 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:16,320 Speaker 3: we considered that we consider them normal now, but they're 83 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:20,080 Speaker 3: actually slang. Okay, Like you know, like the word cool, 84 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:24,599 Speaker 3: like that's cool was slang once for like like the 85 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:27,520 Speaker 3: silent I don't know who said it, but yeah, some generation, 86 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:30,039 Speaker 3: like the Silent generation came back from World War One 87 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:33,080 Speaker 3: and was like radio, that's pretty cool, and everyone else 88 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:37,479 Speaker 3: before them were like cool, that's like idiotic. Yeah, it's 89 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:40,400 Speaker 3: just like in the in the But here's some millennial words. 90 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:44,840 Speaker 1: That I did see a water container in a gym 91 00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:47,479 Speaker 1: today or the other day that said hot these are 92 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:54,200 Speaker 1: options hot, cold, cool? Okay, what do you make of that? 93 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:57,640 Speaker 3: It's a little too much like it was a container, like. 94 00:04:57,640 --> 00:05:01,120 Speaker 1: You know, it was like a big if you know, 95 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:03,120 Speaker 1: the kind of thing that you talk around in the 96 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:04,920 Speaker 1: office and you talk about the latest episode of Friends 97 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:05,400 Speaker 1: the other night. 98 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:09,640 Speaker 3: Oh okay, okay, what water cooler? Yes, I could get hot, cold, 99 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:10,320 Speaker 3: and cool. 100 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:11,800 Speaker 1: I took a picture of it because I was so 101 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:16,000 Speaker 1: confounded by the options. I understand cool and cold are 102 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,359 Speaker 1: two different things. I think cool was supposed to be 103 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:21,080 Speaker 1: in the in the middle. But maybe your water comes 104 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:23,040 Speaker 1: out wearing sunglasses. 105 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:28,599 Speaker 3: And I mean that seems really uh specific. 106 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:30,760 Speaker 1: I thought you would like that, Okay, So. 107 00:05:31,839 --> 00:05:34,159 Speaker 3: I just I think I don't think I would. I 108 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:37,720 Speaker 3: think cool is probably room tamp Yeah, I just don't. 109 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:40,120 Speaker 3: I don't like it because I think it's too many options. 110 00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:42,359 Speaker 3: I don't believe that cool is actually anything. 111 00:05:42,520 --> 00:05:45,200 Speaker 1: And who is hot water in a gym? 112 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:45,560 Speaker 3: Yeah? 113 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:49,560 Speaker 1: That's cuban because it says it's probably good for you 114 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:52,359 Speaker 1: to do. If you want to know what's good for you, 115 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:55,839 Speaker 1: do what doesn't feel good all the time? 116 00:05:56,240 --> 00:05:56,440 Speaker 3: Yeah. 117 00:05:56,680 --> 00:05:59,240 Speaker 1: By Andrew Human stare into the sun as soon as 118 00:05:59,279 --> 00:06:04,280 Speaker 1: you get up in the morning, take a cold plunge, uh, 119 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:07,560 Speaker 1: sit in silence, go on a what's it called. There's 120 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:09,240 Speaker 1: some kind of walk he talks about where you have 121 00:06:09,279 --> 00:06:11,560 Speaker 1: to look across the lands, so you're if you're ever 122 00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:14,560 Speaker 1: seeing a guy walking around your neighborhood slowly scanning the 123 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:19,040 Speaker 1: horizon back and forth with his neck. He's not a PERV. 124 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:22,520 Speaker 1: He listens to and of humorous podcast and also might 125 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:25,240 Speaker 1: be a PERF and it just fits the protocol. But 126 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:27,240 Speaker 1: I was listening to like what you have to do 127 00:06:27,279 --> 00:06:30,800 Speaker 1: in the morning to feel good? Your best buy his protocol, 128 00:06:30,839 --> 00:06:33,520 Speaker 1: which isn't it's not insane, but you do have to 129 00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:35,440 Speaker 1: stare at the sun for fifteen minutes in the morning. 130 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:37,440 Speaker 3: He really, he says, stare at the sun. 131 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:39,599 Speaker 1: Yeah, you need to get sunlight in your eyes. 132 00:06:39,760 --> 00:06:41,800 Speaker 2: You need Yeah, you were sunglasses. You have to go 133 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:42,480 Speaker 2: outside and. 134 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:45,760 Speaker 3: Just science told us that that's bad for you for 135 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:47,039 Speaker 3: like a thousand years. 136 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:50,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, even on the clips, get it in. Get it in. 137 00:06:51,320 --> 00:06:54,120 Speaker 1: You'll be blind, but you'll feeling Are you serious, No, 138 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:58,000 Speaker 1: it's totally true. But listen, Okay, after you read us 139 00:06:58,040 --> 00:07:04,960 Speaker 1: millennial phrases, look Andrew Huberman Protocol for your daily life. 140 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:07,599 Speaker 1: But I do want to hear millennial phrases because here's 141 00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:10,200 Speaker 1: the thing. You're right, they do become a part of 142 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:12,800 Speaker 1: the way we talk. And that is why I'm obsessed 143 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:15,560 Speaker 1: with gen z phrases, is because I think some of 144 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:19,040 Speaker 1: them are fucking awesome. And as soon as they inject 145 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:22,000 Speaker 1: themselves in my brain in a way that becomes like 146 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:24,040 Speaker 1: I don't have to think that I'm doing it. I'm 147 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:26,840 Speaker 1: I'm gonna be set to describe so many new things. 148 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:31,960 Speaker 1: For instance, like this new thing of like saying dead dead, 149 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:37,160 Speaker 1: I'm deceased, call Tyler Henry, like get seven of my 150 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:40,120 Speaker 1: friends to carry me into a grave like that, just 151 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:42,760 Speaker 1: like those different versions of saying you are passed on. 152 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:48,160 Speaker 1: I like it. I like it, and I think, oh, 153 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:51,800 Speaker 1: Tyler Henry, Yeah, we can definitely talk about that. Okay, 154 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:52,840 Speaker 1: So run us through. 155 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:55,320 Speaker 3: Okay. So here's just the let so I found on 156 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:55,960 Speaker 3: the internet. 157 00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:58,640 Speaker 1: And by the way, we're old millennials, or at least 158 00:07:58,680 --> 00:08:01,840 Speaker 1: I am, Brian, You're a few years younger old. I'm 159 00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:04,760 Speaker 1: the oldest. Oh yeah, you're the oldest. Okay, So these 160 00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:10,520 Speaker 1: might seem be gay bae b a e like, oh bane, 161 00:08:10,720 --> 00:08:15,400 Speaker 1: Yeah that that actually was good? Good job. Yeah, stands for. 162 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:17,480 Speaker 3: Well I see it. 163 00:08:18,440 --> 00:08:22,120 Speaker 1: I no, actually no before anyone else. 164 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:24,480 Speaker 3: Okay, that sucks. 165 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:31,559 Speaker 1: Okay, yeah all right basic basic Okay, yes, very good. 166 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:36,400 Speaker 1: Love Basic. Really what a great word. That didn't have 167 00:08:36,760 --> 00:08:39,400 Speaker 1: a way to describe that before. I guess you could 168 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:48,960 Speaker 1: say cub but no, basic is lame, boring, pedestrian. But 169 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:51,840 Speaker 1: basic is just really uh yeah. 170 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:54,360 Speaker 3: That enapsulates what we what we want to say. It's 171 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:56,360 Speaker 3: because it has a little bit of an insult attached 172 00:08:56,360 --> 00:09:01,720 Speaker 3: to it. Yeah, yes, something's basic. It's yeah. 173 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:07,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, no one wants that. Adulting uh huh Okay, don't 174 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:11,560 Speaker 1: love it, but it definitely adding in to the two 175 00:09:11,679 --> 00:09:16,199 Speaker 1: words two nouns. Yeah, became a thing that we did adulting. 176 00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:18,840 Speaker 1: I hated it. I always have. I don't know why, 177 00:09:18,920 --> 00:09:23,480 Speaker 1: and anyone who uses it that's fine. But yeah. I 178 00:09:23,559 --> 00:09:28,000 Speaker 1: was this year's old when I found out whatever that 179 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,080 Speaker 1: one really your table. 180 00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:32,080 Speaker 3: A lot of our slang came from Twitter. 181 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:35,000 Speaker 1: We all like started yeah, and. 182 00:09:34,920 --> 00:09:37,400 Speaker 3: I think gen Z is probably getting theirs from the 183 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:38,240 Speaker 3: internet as well. 184 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:42,280 Speaker 1: What they're doing is they're getting it from TV and 185 00:09:42,360 --> 00:09:45,240 Speaker 1: different tiktoks. So like the one I was telling the 186 00:09:45,240 --> 00:09:48,959 Speaker 1: girls chat about the other day was a so I saw. 187 00:09:49,320 --> 00:09:52,320 Speaker 1: I was listening to lost culture. He says, the latest 188 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:54,920 Speaker 1: episode with these girls that have a podcast called the Haters, 189 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:57,120 Speaker 1: and that's going to be a new podcast I listened 190 00:09:57,160 --> 00:10:00,400 Speaker 1: to understand gen z culture. They were dropping. It was 191 00:10:00,440 --> 00:10:02,120 Speaker 1: like I was listening to a foreign language. It was 192 00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:04,679 Speaker 1: like when your teacher used to play you like French 193 00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:07,040 Speaker 1: tapes and you would have to like listen during class 194 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:09,960 Speaker 1: and like take a test. I was like glued to 195 00:10:10,559 --> 00:10:13,560 Speaker 1: the audio trying to decipher things because every other word 196 00:10:13,679 --> 00:10:16,800 Speaker 1: was something new. So at one point they said they 197 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:20,560 Speaker 1: were talking about old feuds in pop stars or between 198 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:24,560 Speaker 1: pop stars, and they said, Nicki Minaj and Cardi I 199 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:27,400 Speaker 1: believe were the last like feud where there was like, 200 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:31,400 Speaker 1: you know, fist thrown, hands were thrown. Now hands were 201 00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:33,920 Speaker 1: thrown is not what I'm talking to. That's already one 202 00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:37,120 Speaker 1: that was probably more a millennial thing. So they said 203 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:39,640 Speaker 1: that was probably the last celebrity, you know, pop star 204 00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:43,040 Speaker 1: girly feud where hands were thrown. And then one of 205 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:48,920 Speaker 1: the girls said, and they left no recipes, They left 206 00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:53,319 Speaker 1: no recipes, And then one of them repeated left no recipes. 207 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:56,000 Speaker 1: And so when Bowen repeated no recipes, I was like, Okay, 208 00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:58,640 Speaker 1: this is not just this girl saying something that doesn't 209 00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:01,160 Speaker 1: maybe she got the frame is wrong or something. It's 210 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:05,880 Speaker 1: a real thing. So I googled it. Nothing literally left 211 00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:08,079 Speaker 1: no recipes. I don't know what they're talking about. Then 212 00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:12,360 Speaker 1: I asked Emily and she said, this one's actually interesting, 213 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:16,000 Speaker 1: and this is why I love this etymology of gen 214 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:18,880 Speaker 1: Z Lingo. So I guess there was a TikTok where 215 00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:23,800 Speaker 1: some conservative moron was talking about how women have become 216 00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:27,920 Speaker 1: too bold and empowered and they you know, in the 217 00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:31,840 Speaker 1: workplace and they don't like cook anymore, and they don't 218 00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:35,320 Speaker 1: they're not housekeep you know, they're don't homemakers and stay 219 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:41,080 Speaker 1: at home moms. And so women now the the recipes 220 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:44,680 Speaker 1: have been lost. Their moms did not give them the recipes. 221 00:11:45,040 --> 00:11:50,080 Speaker 1: They there's been no recipes passed down, And so gen 222 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:54,480 Speaker 1: Z took that as like they left the recipes or 223 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:57,840 Speaker 1: the it's something with recipes. I forget the exact phrasing, 224 00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:00,520 Speaker 1: but I liked that they took this thing. This guy 225 00:12:00,559 --> 00:12:02,640 Speaker 1: said that. Everyone was just like, what are you talking about? 226 00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:05,640 Speaker 1: But it makes sense, like the moms didn't give the 227 00:12:05,679 --> 00:12:08,800 Speaker 1: recipes how to make the cookies, and the women are 228 00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:11,560 Speaker 1: now being like, well, just Uber eats them, right, and 229 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:12,199 Speaker 1: that's somehow. 230 00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:14,520 Speaker 3: And then gen Z co opted it and made it 231 00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:15,520 Speaker 3: a positive thing. 232 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:17,480 Speaker 1: And just turned it into a thing of like when 233 00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:20,320 Speaker 1: you don't when you don't teach the next generation something 234 00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:23,400 Speaker 1: that's I mean, I guess they didn't like to take 235 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:24,920 Speaker 1: it back from him. They just used it the way 236 00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:26,320 Speaker 1: he used it. But I like that they got it 237 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:28,880 Speaker 1: from some guy, Like I like that it comes across. 238 00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:31,839 Speaker 1: I like that they just hear something somewhere and then 239 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:33,840 Speaker 1: it it gets passed around. 240 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:36,960 Speaker 3: Well, like the genesis of a new slange that all 241 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:38,760 Speaker 3: that will blow up. I mean, they all got to 242 00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:39,920 Speaker 3: start somewhere. 243 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:42,720 Speaker 1: Yes, And that is I just like I think. I 244 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:45,520 Speaker 1: like etymology and where words come from and why we 245 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:47,480 Speaker 1: use them, and so this is why I've become like 246 00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:51,040 Speaker 1: fascinated by it. If you guys, ever, if Bestie's ever 247 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:53,440 Speaker 1: learned about a gen Z term and where it comes 248 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,800 Speaker 1: from or something interesting or something new, your kid is saying, 249 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:59,360 Speaker 1: please DM me with it. I love it so so much. 250 00:13:00,679 --> 00:13:03,400 Speaker 3: If we could figure out what no recipes actually means, 251 00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:05,200 Speaker 3: I do feel like that's a good one. 252 00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:08,520 Speaker 1: No, that's what it means. It means like the recipes 253 00:13:08,559 --> 00:13:11,200 Speaker 1: weren't passed down, so I would say like if if 254 00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:14,040 Speaker 1: you know, oh, so let's say when Noah was gone, 255 00:13:14,679 --> 00:13:19,200 Speaker 1: and what's her name, Jesus Christ, I'm so sorry, Olivia. 256 00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:22,800 Speaker 1: Olivia stepped in. I've had one hour and twenty minutes 257 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:25,760 Speaker 1: sleep for everyone to know. But I'm feeling great. Don't 258 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:28,800 Speaker 1: worry about me. I really am. I hate when people 259 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:30,840 Speaker 1: in podcasts are like I haven't slept and I feel 260 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:32,320 Speaker 1: like shit, and you're like, well, then I don't want 261 00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:36,640 Speaker 1: to listen to this shit. But I feel good. So 262 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:39,040 Speaker 1: when Olivia stepped in, if Olivia would have been like, 263 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:40,960 Speaker 1: I don't know how to run this thing, we would 264 00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:42,760 Speaker 1: have been like, Noah left no recipes? 265 00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:45,560 Speaker 3: Is that really? Because then it's then that's just like 266 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:47,640 Speaker 3: instead of no instructions. 267 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:49,680 Speaker 1: It's just a cooler way to say it. 268 00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:52,240 Speaker 3: Like, it's just a cooler way to say no instructions. 269 00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:56,520 Speaker 1: It's like maybe, yeah, it's just like you didn't pass 270 00:13:56,559 --> 00:14:00,559 Speaker 1: down the information that you had to make the next 271 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:03,040 Speaker 1: generation know like how to do things. 272 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:06,160 Speaker 3: We've lost the institutional knowledge is what the slang should 273 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:06,920 Speaker 3: be there. 274 00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:11,920 Speaker 1: Yes, not as quippy and fun. But I thought I 275 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:13,800 Speaker 1: had something to do with receipts, which when that when 276 00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:16,840 Speaker 1: receipts came out of this the lingo, I did not 277 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:20,040 Speaker 1: understand what it was, like, I need receipts, and now 278 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,920 Speaker 1: receipts is like we all. 279 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:23,160 Speaker 3: Say it like, I mean, it's amazing. 280 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:25,880 Speaker 1: It really makes sense. That's one that like at first, 281 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:27,720 Speaker 1: it was a little clunky putting it on, like a 282 00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:29,760 Speaker 1: pair of new shoes. I had some blisters, Like I 283 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:32,720 Speaker 1: was struggling like saying it. Now I could say it 284 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:34,480 Speaker 1: and my parents would probably understand. 285 00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:36,680 Speaker 3: I love it. I mean, I feel like we're having 286 00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:38,320 Speaker 3: a lot more fun with the language of these days 287 00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:41,280 Speaker 3: in America. Yeah, I think so, just all of a 288 00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:42,440 Speaker 3: sudden gotten fun. 289 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:47,080 Speaker 1: I mean, I let's talk about this is Your Country? 290 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:52,360 Speaker 1: The special that Brian Show ran, Tim Dillon's Uh this 291 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:56,320 Speaker 1: is Your Country uh cracked the Netflix top ten. It 292 00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:59,920 Speaker 1: did for two days for two days, which is for comedies. 293 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,960 Speaker 3: This week, I mean, this is maybe the most competitive 294 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:07,080 Speaker 3: week I've ever seen on Netflix. Number one sweeping the 295 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:10,720 Speaker 3: nation is the Adam Brody Kristen Bell rom com Nobody 296 00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:12,440 Speaker 3: Wants This, which has been at number one for a 297 00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:16,280 Speaker 3: long time. Everybody loves that show. It's at the nation 298 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:20,520 Speaker 3: first for a rom com. Mm hmm, the only because 299 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:23,680 Speaker 3: Hollywood stopped making rom coms that were good. They put 300 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:25,760 Speaker 3: out one or two a year at they all star 301 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:28,920 Speaker 3: Sidney Sweeney, and they were just looking for something that 302 00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:31,320 Speaker 3: I think the world was ready for, like a real 303 00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:32,640 Speaker 3: good rom com. 304 00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:35,520 Speaker 1: And man, here's my thing about Nobody Wants This. I 305 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:37,600 Speaker 1: was watching it and I was like, if I pitched 306 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:41,960 Speaker 1: a TV show to my team and was like, and 307 00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:45,560 Speaker 1: I want the romantic lead to have a podcast. Oh god, 308 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:48,160 Speaker 1: everyone would say, no, that's a bad idea because Sex 309 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:50,480 Speaker 1: and the City just did it and it wasn't it 310 00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:52,360 Speaker 1: was made. It was mocked on Sex and the City, 311 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:54,720 Speaker 1: So don't do it. What I've learned from Nobody Wants 312 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:57,760 Speaker 1: This is that you can you should do things other 313 00:15:57,800 --> 00:16:01,160 Speaker 1: people have done because it means it work, work, And 314 00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:03,800 Speaker 1: I'm not saying it's derivative or that they stole it 315 00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:06,520 Speaker 1: from it. Like having a podcast is a thing for 316 00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:09,520 Speaker 1: a girl to do now like many many people. So 317 00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:12,280 Speaker 1: it should be a job that can be repeated. Like 318 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,240 Speaker 1: I feel like anytime I try to put together a 319 00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:17,040 Speaker 1: TV show, it's like that's been done. Well, that's been done. 320 00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:18,680 Speaker 1: It's like, well, then we should do it and do 321 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:21,080 Speaker 1: it our way, right, and it's fine. But I was 322 00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:23,760 Speaker 1: just kind of like fuming and there was some blood 323 00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:25,560 Speaker 1: coming out of my ears from the thought of, like, 324 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:28,000 Speaker 1: now I can't be a podcast co host on the 325 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:30,280 Speaker 1: show that I pitch, even though that is what I 326 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:34,240 Speaker 1: would want to do. But guess what, Yes I can. 327 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,680 Speaker 1: I'll do it again. I don't give a fuck. But 328 00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:40,520 Speaker 1: I think it's a really cute show. I'm really enjoying it. 329 00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:45,880 Speaker 1: I've made it two episodes in and I just don't 330 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:48,480 Speaker 1: have much more to say about it than that than 331 00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:51,000 Speaker 1: that I'm watching it with a lot of jealousy because 332 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:54,200 Speaker 1: I wish I wrote this. Yes I did so. 333 00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:55,760 Speaker 3: Were you an Adam Brody fan? 334 00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:58,880 Speaker 1: Hell? Yeah, I was always a Brody boy. I never 335 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,800 Speaker 1: was into the other guy. He too bad, he was 336 00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:03,440 Speaker 1: too quiet, he was too subdued. Adam Brody was funny, 337 00:17:04,119 --> 00:17:08,480 Speaker 1: and he seemed to pine for Summer's character, which is 338 00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:10,720 Speaker 1: always an attractive quality when the guy is not trying 339 00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:14,159 Speaker 1: to be too aloof. And I like Brodina I like 340 00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:16,160 Speaker 1: him now too. I think he's very charming. I think 341 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:19,479 Speaker 1: they have great chemistry. And Kristen Bell, I'll watch that 342 00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:22,040 Speaker 1: girl do anything. I love her face, I love her 343 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:26,360 Speaker 1: facial expressions. I love her acting style. I love Justine 344 00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:30,120 Speaker 1: Loope loop Loop. I think it a name is who 345 00:17:30,119 --> 00:17:36,480 Speaker 1: plays her sister? I love his sister played by Why 346 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:38,640 Speaker 1: now I can't think of her name, even though she's 347 00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:42,360 Speaker 1: my friend, the really caustic one. Oh my god, I'm 348 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:44,600 Speaker 1: so sorry that I can't remember your name right now. 349 00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:51,880 Speaker 1: She dated, She dated Kyle Dunagan, Anne wrote Glassman. She's Jackie, Uh, 350 00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:57,119 Speaker 1: Jackie God. This is a really bad example that my 351 00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:59,520 Speaker 1: brain isn't working because she's actually a friend of mine 352 00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:04,280 Speaker 1: and Jackie Tone, and she's the best name ever, Jackie Tone. 353 00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:07,679 Speaker 1: She's so funny in it. I think it's great. But 354 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:12,800 Speaker 1: so yeah, that was Everyone's been watching that, and my 355 00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:15,040 Speaker 1: feelings are just jealousy that, like, oh god, this is 356 00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:17,199 Speaker 1: the only show on Netflix that I could see myself 357 00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:21,120 Speaker 1: having pitched or being able to write. And I feel 358 00:18:21,119 --> 00:18:23,639 Speaker 1: like I missed the boat. But you know what, I 359 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:25,720 Speaker 1: don't want to make a show or I would, so 360 00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:31,080 Speaker 1: just let them have success. And I'm happy for everyone involved, 361 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:33,399 Speaker 1: and I'll keep watching and not make it about me, 362 00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:36,520 Speaker 1: so tell me when there's Love is Blind. 363 00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:39,320 Speaker 3: So yeah, so number one was that sweeping the nation, 364 00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:43,080 Speaker 3: and then the day after This Is Your Country came out, 365 00:18:43,119 --> 00:18:45,000 Speaker 3: the Love is Blind Season seven came out, and that 366 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:47,600 Speaker 3: was obviously going to take up the top five. 367 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:53,560 Speaker 1: Also that enough of that show, enough of we don't 368 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:56,560 Speaker 1: need anymore. These are all field couples that will never 369 00:18:56,600 --> 00:19:01,280 Speaker 1: make it. The experiment is over, it doesn't work, everyone regrets, 370 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:02,440 Speaker 1: no one. 371 00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:05,560 Speaker 3: There's been no successful couples out of Love is Blind. 372 00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:09,200 Speaker 1: I don't think maybe Lauren and what's his name off 373 00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:11,920 Speaker 1: the first season, but since then not, I don't really 374 00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:14,359 Speaker 1: think so. I just I fell out of love for 375 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:17,720 Speaker 1: that show because I was just like, these people don't 376 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:19,879 Speaker 1: really know each other. This is a complete manipulation to 377 00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:22,119 Speaker 1: get people to fall in love fast. I've seen it 378 00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:25,200 Speaker 1: happen before. I'm kind of disenchanted with it now. 379 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:27,080 Speaker 2: I guess it's kind of like a counterpoint to what 380 00:19:27,119 --> 00:19:29,879 Speaker 2: you were saying before. But something that grinds my gears 381 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:32,360 Speaker 2: is like when something works and then it's like they 382 00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:34,960 Speaker 2: just stretch it out. Like with Love is Blind. They 383 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,360 Speaker 2: did all these seasons and then they did the one 384 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:40,720 Speaker 2: in Brazil in Mexico. It's okay, I get it. 385 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:43,720 Speaker 1: Yes, the one thing I will say was interesting about that, 386 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:45,920 Speaker 1: And I didn't watch all the you know, different cities 387 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:49,080 Speaker 1: around the country, but Anya did, and she said it 388 00:19:49,119 --> 00:19:51,760 Speaker 1: was really interesting to see how people date in other countries. 389 00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:55,800 Speaker 1: How and the same with Love Island. I've heard that 390 00:19:56,080 --> 00:20:00,200 Speaker 1: British women do not sleep with a guy for so long, 391 00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:03,399 Speaker 1: and they do not kiss, they don't get cuddly, like 392 00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:06,280 Speaker 1: they won't give it up for anything. And I like it. 393 00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:08,359 Speaker 1: And I bet I don't know how they got that 394 00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:10,680 Speaker 1: advice to not do that stuff too soon, but they're 395 00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:13,119 Speaker 1: living the right life. Okay, We're gonna finish up this 396 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:16,280 Speaker 1: conversation about this is your country because I want to 397 00:20:16,359 --> 00:20:19,639 Speaker 1: talk about it. It was so good and and I 398 00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:21,960 Speaker 1: want to hear all the other stuff that got impeded 399 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:28,320 Speaker 1: your way from being number one right after this. All right, 400 00:20:28,359 --> 00:20:30,439 Speaker 1: So we got Love is Blind, we got Nobody Wants This. 401 00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:34,919 Speaker 3: Yeah, the season finale of The Circle came out. We 402 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:38,120 Speaker 3: have Nicole Kidman's show The Perfect Couple, which is still 403 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:38,480 Speaker 3: up there. 404 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:39,399 Speaker 1: That was still raining. 405 00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:42,760 Speaker 3: Yeah. We had Emily in Paris, which we wound up 406 00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:46,280 Speaker 3: overtaking actually, but that was on there for seven weeks. 407 00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:50,119 Speaker 3: So the Vince McMahon documentary. 408 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:51,439 Speaker 1: Oh oh, that's good. 409 00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:57,520 Speaker 3: And then the Menendez Brothers Monsters Menendez Brothers doc. 410 00:20:57,680 --> 00:20:59,840 Speaker 1: Couldn't watch more than five minutes of it. Too dark 411 00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:02,240 Speaker 1: to ACTI. 412 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:05,840 Speaker 3: People saying that. People said that it's not as good 413 00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:10,119 Speaker 3: as the other Monsters series, which is Damer. 414 00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:14,520 Speaker 1: Oh Dahmer was so good, And I'm sure Monsters is good. 415 00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:16,200 Speaker 1: I've heard people say it is good and they like, 416 00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:20,320 Speaker 1: think you got to watch it, but I was just like, I, 417 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:23,240 Speaker 1: I don't think that this. I don't know if I 418 00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:26,399 Speaker 1: like dramatizations of real things. I kind of wanted to 419 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:29,560 Speaker 1: see a documentary about those two bros. Okay, so this 420 00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:30,360 Speaker 1: is your country. 421 00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:34,720 Speaker 3: So then we got knocked out by a uh this cartoon, 422 00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:38,439 Speaker 3: a really solid cartoon called Digital Circus, which has a 423 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:42,840 Speaker 3: huge following on YouTube. They released a YouTube episode a 424 00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:44,680 Speaker 3: few years ago and I got three hundred and thirty 425 00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:47,879 Speaker 3: million views on YouTube and then nah yeah, and then 426 00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:50,360 Speaker 3: Netflix picked it up. It's got international appeal, a lot 427 00:21:50,359 --> 00:21:53,160 Speaker 3: of Spanish language fans. And now that's a like number 428 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:53,840 Speaker 3: four or something. 429 00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:56,359 Speaker 1: But how often are you checking this? 430 00:21:57,080 --> 00:22:01,879 Speaker 3: Every five minutes? Truly I'm serious. Since this is your 431 00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:06,520 Speaker 3: Country has come out, I think I've spent every five 432 00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:11,439 Speaker 3: minutes of every day reading every single comment, every single post, 433 00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:14,160 Speaker 3: every single reply that anyone has. I think I've seen 434 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:17,399 Speaker 3: it all. I'm having trouble finding new things that people 435 00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:21,920 Speaker 3: have said about it. I've read thousands and thousands of comments. 436 00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:22,960 Speaker 1: Tim Dillon doing this? 437 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:25,000 Speaker 3: No, No, he is not, he is much? 438 00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:26,760 Speaker 1: Is Bill Dixon your other? 439 00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:32,560 Speaker 3: No? No, But someone's got to do it. Someone's well. 440 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:34,960 Speaker 3: I'm learning a lot about reading these comments and reading 441 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,400 Speaker 3: all the reactions and things like. 442 00:22:36,359 --> 00:22:42,520 Speaker 1: That I'm sure to use and some new slang yeah, no, 443 00:22:43,119 --> 00:22:45,760 Speaker 1: is it making you happy? 444 00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:51,240 Speaker 3: There are some So the response is overwhelmingly positive from 445 00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:55,159 Speaker 3: regular people on the Internet. There are certain like little 446 00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:59,320 Speaker 3: like hellholes of the Internet where people have like such 447 00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:04,920 Speaker 3: extreme opinions it's like mind boggling. And then every once 448 00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:07,520 Speaker 3: in a while you see someone who has like a 449 00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:10,320 Speaker 3: good note that I'm like, oh, I would take that 450 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:14,600 Speaker 3: note if we got more episodes of it. But I 451 00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:18,480 Speaker 3: love seeing all the comments. I'd say the overwhelming number 452 00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:19,600 Speaker 3: one comment that we. 453 00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:23,360 Speaker 1: Get is yeah, more Tim. 454 00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:24,840 Speaker 2: No. 455 00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:27,679 Speaker 3: Well, I guess in a way, it's more Tim, But that's. 456 00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:28,600 Speaker 1: The people were fake. 457 00:23:29,359 --> 00:23:32,399 Speaker 3: Well they weren't. That's not the number one comment. That 458 00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:36,320 Speaker 3: is I would say something that people are discussing and people. 459 00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:40,560 Speaker 3: It's interesting because people who say they don't like the 460 00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:44,080 Speaker 3: show tend to also say that the people were actors 461 00:23:44,119 --> 00:23:46,720 Speaker 3: and they were improvising, and that it was a sketch show, 462 00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:50,000 Speaker 3: which is so frustrating and so annoying because it was 463 00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:53,240 Speaker 3: not a sketch show, illegitimate. They just don't they can't 464 00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:56,439 Speaker 3: accept the fact that Tim sincerely tried to make a 465 00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:58,800 Speaker 3: talk show with real people. 466 00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:00,880 Speaker 1: Right right, Okay, So what's the number one comment. 467 00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:04,959 Speaker 3: Number one comment by a lot by magnitudes orders of 468 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:08,920 Speaker 3: magnitude is we want more episodes? 469 00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:09,840 Speaker 1: Yes? 470 00:24:10,119 --> 00:24:13,680 Speaker 3: Why is there only one episode? Is this seriously just one? Yeah? 471 00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:16,000 Speaker 1: I'm concused by that. They were like, are we getting 472 00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:19,560 Speaker 1: a new one next week? It does feel like that, 473 00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:24,400 Speaker 1: Like that's obviously what the show is is there's there 474 00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:29,480 Speaker 1: is to be more, So hopefully that's something that's in talks. 475 00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:33,200 Speaker 3: And I came to this realization, like for the judging, 476 00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:36,159 Speaker 3: this show is really difficult because like, imagine it's a 477 00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:39,160 Speaker 3: it's a talk show, it's a daytime talk show. Imagine 478 00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:42,399 Speaker 3: if like The Kelly Clarkson Show just released one episode 479 00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:44,360 Speaker 3: and then you had to like review it. 480 00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:46,640 Speaker 1: Well, do you know the first episode of every TV 481 00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:50,280 Speaker 1: show is awful? Not that this This was so funny. 482 00:24:50,359 --> 00:24:52,320 Speaker 1: I the best time at the premiere watching it with 483 00:24:52,359 --> 00:24:55,359 Speaker 1: like a huge room of people. Yeah, that was so fun. 484 00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:57,119 Speaker 3: That was so cool. Thank you for coming to that. 485 00:24:57,359 --> 00:24:59,359 Speaker 1: Oh my god, Well it was so fun to watch 486 00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:03,040 Speaker 1: at the impro It was the premiere party kind of thing. 487 00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:05,919 Speaker 1: And Tim did stand up to introduce it and was 488 00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:11,160 Speaker 1: so funny. Yeah, as always my favorite. And then he 489 00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:13,800 Speaker 1: introduces it, and then I got to sit with right 490 00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:16,720 Speaker 1: next to Brian and Ali his wife, and then Bill, 491 00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:18,760 Speaker 1: my great friend who also worked on it, was in 492 00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:23,320 Speaker 1: the room and Tim was miles away having dinner with 493 00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:25,520 Speaker 1: a group of people because he liked me. I would 494 00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:26,480 Speaker 1: want to get the fuck out of that. 495 00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:27,399 Speaker 3: Kindn't like to. 496 00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:29,600 Speaker 1: I would. It would be my worst nightmare to screen 497 00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:32,240 Speaker 1: something that I was in and watch people react to it. 498 00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:34,520 Speaker 1: But it you know, when I would if I would 499 00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:35,960 Speaker 1: have watched it on my laptop at home, not as 500 00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:38,359 Speaker 1: many laughs because I was just like, you know, I 501 00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:40,840 Speaker 1: would have been studying it and distracted. I was just 502 00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:43,520 Speaker 1: like locked in and it felt so good for me 503 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:46,240 Speaker 1: to see it kill so hard with every people were 504 00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:48,800 Speaker 1: fucking loving it. That was Yeah, I think it was 505 00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:50,320 Speaker 1: really good for all of you to see. 506 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:53,399 Speaker 3: Yeah, it was really good. We had definitive proof that 507 00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:55,480 Speaker 3: people liked it, and everyone we screened it for said they 508 00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:59,679 Speaker 3: loved it too. And that's the That is the overwhelming 509 00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:03,520 Speaker 3: can census of the comments online. If you look at like, 510 00:26:04,119 --> 00:26:06,480 Speaker 3: you know, obviously there's haters everywhere, and that's what I 511 00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:08,720 Speaker 3: focus on, But if you look at like the comments 512 00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:12,040 Speaker 3: on Instagram, the comments on TikTok, everyone's just like, I 513 00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:17,320 Speaker 3: love this, this is amazing, what a great concept. And yeah, 514 00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:18,840 Speaker 3: I'm very happy about that. 515 00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:20,240 Speaker 1: But the one thing I was going to say that 516 00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:24,119 Speaker 1: I learned the woman's voice that's like are you serious? 517 00:26:25,119 --> 00:26:31,000 Speaker 1: Are you serious? Are you serious? It is so greating 518 00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:34,920 Speaker 1: to me but also so funny. And her husband, Guy 519 00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:39,320 Speaker 1: was so ridiculous. And my favorite part was him describing 520 00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:40,920 Speaker 1: hamster combat. 521 00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:41,960 Speaker 3: Oh yeah. 522 00:26:42,119 --> 00:26:44,880 Speaker 1: My favorite thing about Tim is that he's on everyone's 523 00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:50,080 Speaker 1: side initially, you know, like he's rooting for these people 524 00:26:50,119 --> 00:26:53,520 Speaker 1: who are bad people, and he likes that they're bad. 525 00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:55,400 Speaker 1: He's like, he will tell them, you're the worst person 526 00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:56,800 Speaker 1: I ever met in my life, but then he is 527 00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:00,800 Speaker 1: encouraging and sweet and like, you know, there are little 528 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:05,960 Speaker 1: parts that I loved, like when when the Bigger Girl 529 00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:08,960 Speaker 1: was on and her mom, So this girl is like 530 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,520 Speaker 1: my mom is like meddling in my life, and like 531 00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:14,320 Speaker 1: she she's constantly monitoring what I eat and she's like 532 00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:18,840 Speaker 1: a girl was like a plus size girl and Tim 533 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,080 Speaker 1: and she's like she she wants to monitor what kind 534 00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:23,120 Speaker 1: of coffee I get? And Tim's like, what kind of coffee? 535 00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:24,920 Speaker 1: What do we get? And she's like like a latte 536 00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:27,840 Speaker 1: with like I don't know some I get some pumps 537 00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:29,600 Speaker 1: of stuff and he goes, oh, you're gonna pump it up. 538 00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:32,199 Speaker 1: You're gonna pump it like he was like he just 539 00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:34,520 Speaker 1: was like on her side, like we're gonna pump it up. 540 00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:36,679 Speaker 1: That was such an endearing moment. Tim is such an 541 00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:41,840 Speaker 1: endearing figure, but he's also so cutting and is almost 542 00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:45,720 Speaker 1: like operating on an intellectual level that no almost no 543 00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:49,919 Speaker 1: one I've ever known is, and he can say things 544 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,920 Speaker 1: that no one even catches are hilarious. But he also 545 00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:55,800 Speaker 1: seems like he's on your side and he's on their side, 546 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:57,680 Speaker 1: and he's one of them but he's also making fun 547 00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:01,119 Speaker 1: of them. He threads that line so perfectly. He's the 548 00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:05,000 Speaker 1: overwhelming consensus I saw was just more Tim, like, let's 549 00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:09,040 Speaker 1: just get Tim interacting with America. And that's what the 550 00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:14,040 Speaker 1: show was, essentially, and with some really funny characters who 551 00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:17,600 Speaker 1: By the way, we're not scripted everyone, Do you guys 552 00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:19,879 Speaker 1: know how reality TV works? This is how it works. 553 00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:22,760 Speaker 1: People come in with a story and before they go out, 554 00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:25,880 Speaker 1: producers tell them here's the best way to tell the story. 555 00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:30,440 Speaker 1: So sometimes they seem a little bit like they're trying 556 00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:33,560 Speaker 1: to remember how they were told to say it, which 557 00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:36,640 Speaker 1: is not telling. It's not scripted. It's just like, hey, 558 00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:38,840 Speaker 1: we need to get the cold context of this in 559 00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:40,560 Speaker 1: order for this to work for the show. So I 560 00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:44,520 Speaker 1: think sometimes even on f Boy Island, same producer, they 561 00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:48,080 Speaker 1: the guys would explain themselves in a way or that 562 00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:50,960 Speaker 1: seemed like they were trying to remember a script in 563 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:54,720 Speaker 1: their head, but it's really about what the producer told them, like, 564 00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:57,720 Speaker 1: in order for this to be as clear as possible 565 00:28:57,760 --> 00:28:59,960 Speaker 1: for people to understand your story, we're not adding to it. 566 00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:04,040 Speaker 1: We're just telling you, like, let's say it in this order. Perhaps, 567 00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:06,640 Speaker 1: And I think that's where they look a little bit 568 00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:09,520 Speaker 1: like deer in headlights. Oh, I'm gonna fuck this up 569 00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:11,760 Speaker 1: if I don't get this right. I'm saying this away. 570 00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:14,840 Speaker 1: I maybe wouldn't say it, but by no means is 571 00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:17,440 Speaker 1: anyone ever told what to say. All the stories were 572 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:18,560 Speaker 1: totally real. 573 00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:23,520 Speaker 3: Oh, absolutely totally real. Like the guy that proposed, he said, 574 00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:24,520 Speaker 3: I want to propose. 575 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:26,720 Speaker 1: That was so funny. 576 00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:31,280 Speaker 3: You know, the guy did lose two hundred thousand dollars 577 00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:34,200 Speaker 3: investing in NFTs. He wanted to come on the show 578 00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:37,600 Speaker 3: and confess to his wife because he's a fan of 579 00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:39,760 Speaker 3: Tim Dillon, and he thought saying it on the show 580 00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:41,800 Speaker 3: would soften the blow, which I bet it did. 581 00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:44,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, and she seemed to forgive him. 582 00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:46,920 Speaker 3: She seemed to forget. I mean, she was definitely pissed. 583 00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:49,600 Speaker 1: It was so funny when she walked out and was pregnant. 584 00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:51,800 Speaker 1: It was just like such a nice reveal. You guys 585 00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:54,160 Speaker 1: like killed it. I'm I was just so proud of 586 00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:58,600 Speaker 1: you that night. And I was like texting with Brian afterwards, 587 00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:01,600 Speaker 1: like you can't deny what happened, like it killed in 588 00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:05,520 Speaker 1: the room. You can't deny it, like it's it's a success. 589 00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:07,760 Speaker 1: And if it doesn't reach the top ten of Netflix, 590 00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:11,760 Speaker 1: because it was undecided at that point. It it's it's niche, 591 00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:14,640 Speaker 1: it almost it'd be weird if it did. I'm so 592 00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:18,960 Speaker 1: glad it did, but it's it shouldn't be expected because 593 00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:21,440 Speaker 1: it is so niche. But it did. And then and 594 00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:24,120 Speaker 1: Brian said to me if it if it makes the 595 00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:27,280 Speaker 1: top ten, I will rejoice, that is all the matter. 596 00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:29,440 Speaker 1: And then it reached number ten and I go, are 597 00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:32,200 Speaker 1: you rejoicing? And he was like, well, not quite yet, 598 00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:34,280 Speaker 1: and I'm like, no, you said you would. 599 00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:39,720 Speaker 3: No I didn't rejoice. I still haven't rejoiced. I you know, 600 00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:44,360 Speaker 3: I have high expectations and high hopes for things I do, 601 00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:48,200 Speaker 3: and I if they're not if they don't reach. The 602 00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:51,440 Speaker 3: only time I've actually ever been happy after a thing 603 00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:56,800 Speaker 3: was the roast. The roast, Yeah, because that is expectations. 604 00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:59,800 Speaker 1: That's the only time I've been happy after the thing too. Honestly, 605 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,320 Speaker 1: it's because it's the only time in my career. Also 606 00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:06,160 Speaker 1: it is is it is exceeded. I mean even every 607 00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:08,440 Speaker 1: special life taped, it's felt like did we get it? 608 00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:12,680 Speaker 1: I don't know, It's just that is the and maybe 609 00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:14,320 Speaker 1: like a couple of Conan appearances. I was like, I 610 00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:17,920 Speaker 1: couldn't have done better, but you're right, it's it's set 611 00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:21,320 Speaker 1: a bar for our lives that just that magic was 612 00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:25,080 Speaker 1: made that night. Not it was not all on me, 613 00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:27,040 Speaker 1: not even close to all on me. It was just 614 00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:30,200 Speaker 1: like a lucky night. But I think overwhelming, this is 615 00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:34,960 Speaker 1: a huge success. And you I hope, uh you've you've 616 00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:36,920 Speaker 1: you're you're letting some of it in. 617 00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:40,680 Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I am. And if you if you haven't 618 00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:44,240 Speaker 3: watched it yet, please go watch it. But whatever you do, 619 00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:47,960 Speaker 3: don't hit play and watch it for five minutes and 620 00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:51,120 Speaker 3: then stop it. It's better that you don't watch it 621 00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:51,480 Speaker 3: at all. 622 00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:53,400 Speaker 1: We talked about that. 623 00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:55,640 Speaker 2: That's why I haven't watched it yet because I literally 624 00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:58,720 Speaker 2: only had like four minutes to watch it with the 625 00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:01,280 Speaker 2: band stuff and family. So I was like, oh, I 626 00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:04,760 Speaker 2: can't start it because I'm good. Yes, I'm gonna ruth. 627 00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:10,440 Speaker 1: I mean, I was with a new postpartum mom this weekend. 628 00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:15,440 Speaker 1: I was with Kirsten in Kansas City, and like, your 629 00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:19,040 Speaker 1: tits are like the number one concern, Like your tits 630 00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:23,560 Speaker 1: filling with milk, leaking, milk being needed to milk making. 631 00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:28,240 Speaker 1: It's it is like it's like having a sick dog. 632 00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:31,640 Speaker 1: Your tits are sick dogs that you constantly need to 633 00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:35,800 Speaker 1: be monitoring, cannot leave alone for even forty five minutes 634 00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:39,200 Speaker 1: without yet making little messes. You're gonna have to put 635 00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:41,560 Speaker 1: like just a patch on it because it's just that's 636 00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:44,280 Speaker 1: it's bleeding every or whatever. You know, Like your tits 637 00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:47,680 Speaker 1: are like a huge concern, and it seems like so 638 00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:52,480 Speaker 1: it seems so annoying to always have to pump everywhere 639 00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:55,600 Speaker 1: and all the time and and have them like filling 640 00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:59,320 Speaker 1: up and being like, oh god, they're gonna blow. It 641 00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:03,000 Speaker 1: was as that that seems like it's so exhausting. I 642 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,720 Speaker 1: couldn't imagine it's watching a tim show. 643 00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:12,560 Speaker 2: It's supply and demand. That's how it works. Yeah, like why. 644 00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:17,000 Speaker 1: I would be mixing in formula a SAP if I 645 00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:20,080 Speaker 1: was like, I just couldn't. It's too much. It's it's 646 00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:22,360 Speaker 1: it's a sick dog, and I would wanted that dog 647 00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:25,880 Speaker 1: to be healed. But it's it's like. 648 00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:27,320 Speaker 3: It's how long you have to deal with that? 649 00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:31,160 Speaker 1: For up to a year or more if you're weird. 650 00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:36,440 Speaker 2: It really depends on on what you know, Like is 651 00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:37,520 Speaker 2: the situation. 652 00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:39,920 Speaker 1: I mean, seven year olds are sucking on tits. Like 653 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:43,560 Speaker 1: there's some women that go to like four Wow. Yeah, 654 00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:47,200 Speaker 1: that's because as long as they're sucking, you're will produce it. 655 00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:50,160 Speaker 3: Oh, I see, yeah, supply and demand. 656 00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:51,120 Speaker 2: Situation and demand exactly. 657 00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:53,440 Speaker 3: Yes. Well I saw a movie or a TV show 658 00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:56,840 Speaker 3: or something where a woman's baby was taken from her 659 00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:58,920 Speaker 3: or something and then she was like lactating and people 660 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,680 Speaker 3: felt really bad for her because she had no baby. 661 00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:07,600 Speaker 2: To Some women will donate their milk. Also, there's such 662 00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:08,560 Speaker 2: thing as donor milk. 663 00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:12,239 Speaker 1: I can't believe. We all came up on formula and 664 00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:15,760 Speaker 1: no one questioned it, and now it's like, it's truly insane. 665 00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:19,040 Speaker 1: If Kirsten was like, if a little droplet of milk falls, 666 00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:22,600 Speaker 1: it's like it's liquid gold. And moms were just shake 667 00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:24,839 Speaker 1: it up formula and then. 668 00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:27,440 Speaker 3: What would they do with their actual with their Actually. 669 00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:29,480 Speaker 1: Well, they stop producing it because they're not using it. 670 00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:31,200 Speaker 1: If you don't use it, you lose it. 671 00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:31,640 Speaker 2: Yep. 672 00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:33,600 Speaker 3: How much could you sell your breast milk for? 673 00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:38,800 Speaker 2: It's again, it's donor, so you don't sell it. 674 00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:40,440 Speaker 3: You don't sell it on the black market. 675 00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:43,640 Speaker 1: It's like child porn, no offense. But that is the 676 00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:46,120 Speaker 1: way child porn is like, no one pays for it. 677 00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:48,200 Speaker 1: They all just are like feel bad for each other, 678 00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:49,759 Speaker 1: and so they just like give it to each other. 679 00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:52,520 Speaker 1: I know, that's a weird thing. 680 00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:53,239 Speaker 3: How did you find that? 681 00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:55,920 Speaker 1: As Because of all the podcasts I listened to, that 682 00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:57,799 Speaker 1: was one of the most fascinating things. That was, like, 683 00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:02,040 Speaker 1: no one pays for child porn because they're all like, dudes, 684 00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:04,719 Speaker 1: we are the most weird people in society. We got 685 00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:06,960 Speaker 1: to help each other out. And so it's all just 686 00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:11,239 Speaker 1: like they all get in these dark web kind of 687 00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:15,600 Speaker 1: forums and they earn kind of seniority and then the 688 00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:18,520 Speaker 1: ones at the top get the best quote unquote. It's 689 00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:20,839 Speaker 1: just so sick. But I was shocked to learn there's 690 00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:21,400 Speaker 1: no money in it. 691 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:22,400 Speaker 3: Wow. 692 00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:24,279 Speaker 1: Yeah, And so I go, what am I even doing 693 00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:31,240 Speaker 1: this for doing just I mean, I'm like the ditty stuff. 694 00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:33,520 Speaker 1: Nothing's really coming out of that camp. I've been waiting. 695 00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:39,920 Speaker 3: Yeah, quiet on the front and. 696 00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:44,440 Speaker 1: Why something is interested in pedophile Stop stop making me 697 00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:47,759 Speaker 1: feel weird about being interested in hearing and reading about pedophiles. 698 00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:52,200 Speaker 1: Everyone is chomping at the bit for ditty stuff, which 699 00:35:52,239 --> 00:35:54,879 Speaker 1: is some of the craziest shit you will ever hear. 700 00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:57,799 Speaker 1: That is so morbid and so disgusting, but people are 701 00:35:57,840 --> 00:36:01,759 Speaker 1: like people can't wait for more stuff to leak, and 702 00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:05,319 Speaker 1: so don't come at me for being like kind of 703 00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:09,000 Speaker 1: intrigued by this stuff sick way, And I'm thinking either 704 00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:10,520 Speaker 1: of you are saying that. 705 00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:12,840 Speaker 2: I think that everyone is a pedophile, like I I 706 00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:15,600 Speaker 2: don't know, Like my pedophile radar is like so totally 707 00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:18,000 Speaker 2: up right now that I have a baby, Oh really, 708 00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:19,319 Speaker 2: why do I go on my kid? 709 00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:20,640 Speaker 1: Why? 710 00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:22,400 Speaker 2: Why do you want I change her clothes? Why do 711 00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:24,319 Speaker 2: you want to change her diaper? It's like everything is 712 00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:27,880 Speaker 2: like very questionable, even women, or is just met everyone 713 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,160 Speaker 2: everyone ecly me and AVI? 714 00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:33,399 Speaker 1: Do you think that's a common fear because I don't 715 00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:35,960 Speaker 1: remember moms feeling that way, like moms are just always 716 00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:37,799 Speaker 1: handing babies off. Or is this like a new thing 717 00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:40,319 Speaker 1: coming out with all the news of like how there 718 00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:40,600 Speaker 1: are so. 719 00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:42,799 Speaker 2: Many I mean, I don't know. I just know it's 720 00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:46,440 Speaker 2: my thing, but I don't know. I can't answer that question. 721 00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:51,640 Speaker 1: I think you're smart, honestly, why not err on the 722 00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:52,600 Speaker 1: side of caution. 723 00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:56,040 Speaker 3: It's crazy how much that's that's percolated throughout because it's 724 00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:58,279 Speaker 3: not like there's more pedophiles now than there was, but 725 00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:00,680 Speaker 3: like I like, if you talk to like your parents' 726 00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:03,120 Speaker 3: generation or something like that, like back in the fifties, 727 00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:04,080 Speaker 3: they would just let. 728 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:05,600 Speaker 2: Like they were so naive. 729 00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:07,759 Speaker 3: You well, you have your your kid could get picked 730 00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:09,759 Speaker 3: up by like a neighborhood guy who would drive you 731 00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:12,080 Speaker 3: back home from school or whatever, and that was fine. 732 00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:15,520 Speaker 1: Yep, oh I constantly getting picked up by other people, 733 00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:18,520 Speaker 1: parents said. And my dad told a story once that 734 00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:21,880 Speaker 1: he got approached by a guy when he was little 735 00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:25,160 Speaker 1: that was obviously a creep that wanted to do stuff 736 00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:26,919 Speaker 1: to him and was like, hey, kid, get in the car, 737 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,719 Speaker 1: like a classic situation like that, and he was like, 738 00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:30,880 Speaker 1: you want to go? 739 00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:32,480 Speaker 3: Uh? 740 00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:33,040 Speaker 1: You want to go? 741 00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:33,359 Speaker 3: Uh? 742 00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:36,200 Speaker 1: I have baseball equipment? You like baseball because like every 743 00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:38,600 Speaker 1: kid like baseball. I guess He's like, do you want 744 00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:41,759 Speaker 1: to go watch baseball? Something about baseball, and my dad 745 00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:45,080 Speaker 1: was like, I don't really like baseball. So my dad's 746 00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:47,439 Speaker 1: like lack of interest in baseball like saved his life. 747 00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:49,120 Speaker 1: He was just like, I don't really want to do 748 00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:54,160 Speaker 1: like something pedophile picked like the wrong thing for my dad, 749 00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:58,239 Speaker 1: Like do you want to go look for arrowheads or 750 00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:00,919 Speaker 1: paddle mostly down? A river. 751 00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:05,640 Speaker 3: Yeah, so could all stock in baseball if you just 752 00:38:05,719 --> 00:38:07,440 Speaker 3: had different equipment in his car, you should have at 753 00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:11,120 Speaker 3: least had three sports in there. Yeah, what about hockey? 754 00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:11,800 Speaker 3: Do you like hockey? 755 00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:15,879 Speaker 1: Now? How you can't murder a kid with a racket ball? 756 00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:18,640 Speaker 3: Was that? Well he doesn't one to murder, does he? Well, 757 00:38:19,239 --> 00:38:19,640 Speaker 3: we don't know what. 758 00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:22,080 Speaker 1: Maybe maybe I was just making the joke that he 759 00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:24,840 Speaker 1: the both the thing to lure the child was also 760 00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:28,160 Speaker 1: the weapon. Yes, which is a sick thing to say, 761 00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:31,520 Speaker 1: but I'm a sick bitch. You know what. This is 762 00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:33,359 Speaker 1: a great place to take a break. We'll be back 763 00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:35,239 Speaker 1: after this and I'll tell you about my weekend a 764 00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:41,560 Speaker 1: little bit. I I did what did I do? 765 00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:41,680 Speaker 2: This? 766 00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:43,759 Speaker 1: Wee again? I did so much this weekend. Friday night, 767 00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:47,759 Speaker 1: I was in Windsor, Ontario, which is right across the 768 00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:50,360 Speaker 1: river from Detroit. I like did not know that Canada 769 00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:55,400 Speaker 1: like butted up to Detroit, like very closely. Yeah, and 770 00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:58,239 Speaker 1: it's it's like it literally you could if you had 771 00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:01,520 Speaker 1: a really good arm and a slingshot or a catapult, 772 00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:03,480 Speaker 1: you could throw a rock and hit a building on 773 00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:05,200 Speaker 1: the other side. Like you could swim across the river 774 00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:10,320 Speaker 1: and be like I'm in Canada and it Windsor was beautiful. 775 00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:13,920 Speaker 1: I was at the Caesars Casino and I did not 776 00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:18,040 Speaker 1: look into this gig in any way, Like I don't 777 00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:19,640 Speaker 1: ever look into gigs. I just go. I know I'm 778 00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:21,799 Speaker 1: going to a city. I know it's gonna be a theater. 779 00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:23,759 Speaker 1: I know who's gonna be there in terms of like 780 00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:26,319 Speaker 1: the people I'm working with. I hope fans show up. 781 00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:28,520 Speaker 1: I don't know if they will. I can't control it, 782 00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:30,640 Speaker 1: so I'm not gonna look at ticket numbers. I'm not 783 00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:34,759 Speaker 1: gonna I'm not gonna monitor it. And let me just 784 00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:37,279 Speaker 1: say most comedians are monitoring the fuck out of that 785 00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:39,160 Speaker 1: stuff and being like, who's going to be there? How 786 00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:41,239 Speaker 1: big is the show? What is We walk into a 787 00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:45,600 Speaker 1: venue and you know, I'll walk in with my openers, 788 00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:47,640 Speaker 1: and the people will usually be like, do you want 789 00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:50,879 Speaker 1: to see the stage, and it is a resounding yes, 790 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,960 Speaker 1: and then I just keep walking to the green room. 791 00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:56,520 Speaker 1: I don't cause I just I don't want to. I 792 00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:58,440 Speaker 1: don't want anything to come in that will make me 793 00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:02,520 Speaker 1: nervous about it. Oh, I think that's it. And also 794 00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:06,160 Speaker 1: I kind of don't care like it does it and 795 00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:08,279 Speaker 1: nothing's going to change my performance. 796 00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:10,440 Speaker 2: Is it all the same to you? At this people 797 00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:11,279 Speaker 2: doing it everything. 798 00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:12,440 Speaker 3: So long, so many different venues. 799 00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:15,400 Speaker 1: I would like to say that, but I know people 800 00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:17,280 Speaker 1: who have been doing it long too, and they're still 801 00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:21,520 Speaker 1: interested in like, wow, look at the the drapery or 802 00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:24,360 Speaker 1: look at the architecture. Like I will perform in beautiful venues, 803 00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:26,520 Speaker 1: but because I'm out there doing stand up, I'm distracted, 804 00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:29,440 Speaker 1: so I can't really take in the ceilings and stuff. 805 00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:33,560 Speaker 1: But everyone knows I'm not really into looking at buildings anyway. 806 00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:35,360 Speaker 3: Like Bill Burr when he goes to a theater, he 807 00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:37,000 Speaker 3: does that, he goes, look at the drapery. 808 00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:40,200 Speaker 1: He's really no, I'm sure he like steps out and goes, wow, 809 00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:42,359 Speaker 1: look at this is a beautiful place. But maybe not. 810 00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:45,280 Speaker 1: But I will say that I did not at this location, 811 00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:49,399 Speaker 1: and maybe I should have because I did not look 812 00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:52,040 Speaker 1: at the capacity of it, and I stepped out. And 813 00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:57,040 Speaker 1: it is so many more people that I've ever played for. Wow, 814 00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:59,879 Speaker 1: it was like it was fifty two hundred I think 815 00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:04,080 Speaker 1: sold out, and I'm usually I mean, I'm usually playing 816 00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:05,680 Speaker 1: to like seventeen. 817 00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:07,960 Speaker 3: Hundreds, which is so many two. 818 00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:11,840 Speaker 1: Thousand, Yeah, and then a couple three thousands here and there, 819 00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:15,239 Speaker 1: and so for this to be like I was like, 820 00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:19,440 Speaker 1: what the fuck? It was like a surprise party. It 821 00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:22,920 Speaker 1: was like an intervention for everyone to let me know 822 00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:23,480 Speaker 1: that I'm famous. 823 00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:25,720 Speaker 3: But that didn't throw you off when you stepped out there. 824 00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:29,359 Speaker 1: Right help, no, no, if anything, it lit me up. 825 00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:31,600 Speaker 1: It was like, oh my god, Like I felt like 826 00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:35,600 Speaker 1: such gratitude and was like just energized by it. 827 00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:38,920 Speaker 3: It was so beforehand and saw the number of seats this, 828 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:40,280 Speaker 3: you wouldn't have gotten that boost. 829 00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:43,279 Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe not, Like maybe I would have gotten the 830 00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:45,160 Speaker 1: boost when I saw the seats and been like and 831 00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:46,600 Speaker 1: the guys would have been like it sold out, I 832 00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:48,719 Speaker 1: would be like it it like, maybe I would have 833 00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:53,680 Speaker 1: had the boost before. But I had a new opener 834 00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:55,759 Speaker 1: come with me because I didn't want to bring the 835 00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:57,880 Speaker 1: whole crew to Canada because it just seemed like a hassle. 836 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:01,440 Speaker 1: So I had a just Troit comedian come over that 837 00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:06,239 Speaker 1: was recommended to me. Her name is Camilla Bellario, and 838 00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:11,040 Speaker 1: she was so funny and so poised and like just 839 00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:13,520 Speaker 1: got out there and I was like, oh fuck, like 840 00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:17,520 Speaker 1: this is some professional shit, and I was like I 841 00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:20,080 Speaker 1: gotta raise my game because they instantly like loved her 842 00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:22,560 Speaker 1: like she was the headliner and I was like, what's happening, 843 00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:25,520 Speaker 1: Not that doesn't she went out cold, like I just 844 00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:27,840 Speaker 1: this crowd was just amazing. But also she was so 845 00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:30,200 Speaker 1: good and she played guitar like she would just pick up. 846 00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:33,560 Speaker 1: She's a trained operatic singer. Wow, she's a folk singer. 847 00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:35,919 Speaker 1: She looks like Casey musk Graves. She just gave birth 848 00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:39,279 Speaker 1: four months ago and she was back. She was so good. 849 00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:42,480 Speaker 1: Camilla Bellario everyone should follow her really funny songs. But 850 00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:47,640 Speaker 1: she also like is a singer songwriter, folk singer. But 851 00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:51,120 Speaker 1: she was backstage. We were talking about having kids because 852 00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:53,479 Speaker 1: she just had her first one. I think she only 853 00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:56,320 Speaker 1: is gonna have one as far as I understood the conversation, 854 00:42:56,400 --> 00:43:00,560 Speaker 1: but she was saying. I was like, yeah, it's just 855 00:43:00,719 --> 00:43:02,319 Speaker 1: you know, it's not for me, and she's like, just 856 00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:05,040 Speaker 1: do it. She was like so casual about it. She's like, honestly, 857 00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:08,080 Speaker 1: it's not that hard. Everyone makes it seem like it's 858 00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:10,480 Speaker 1: so hard because they need to like justify, like I 859 00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:13,799 Speaker 1: agree that they feel like exhausted by it, like they 860 00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:16,040 Speaker 1: want to get sympathy, so they complain that it's hard, 861 00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:19,120 Speaker 1: but it's really she goes, the first three months hell, 862 00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:23,600 Speaker 1: absolute hell. She was like, she was like, pregnancy not fun. 863 00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:28,520 Speaker 1: Giving birth literally the worst, the worst thing I've ever done. 864 00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:30,600 Speaker 1: She was like, it was not fun. I don't understand 865 00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:32,720 Speaker 1: that when people like that process. It was the worst 866 00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:35,560 Speaker 1: thing for me ever. And then three months, the first 867 00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:38,879 Speaker 1: three months absolute hell. I won't go into details why, 868 00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:41,120 Speaker 1: but she had some really interesting things to say about it. 869 00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:44,480 Speaker 1: And then she goes, and then it's easy, It's so easy, 870 00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:46,520 Speaker 1: And I go, well, you're only one month out of 871 00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:48,879 Speaker 1: that three months, you're four months, You've had a. 872 00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:50,399 Speaker 2: Seven year old, and you're like, and then it gets easy. 873 00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:52,160 Speaker 1: I'm like, it's been easy for a month for you. 874 00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:54,440 Speaker 1: But she had a good point of like, with child 875 00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:58,200 Speaker 1: care if you can afford it, and you know, once 876 00:43:58,239 --> 00:44:02,279 Speaker 1: they're babies and they're sleeping out, like, but I understand that. 877 00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:04,160 Speaker 1: I really do think that I could get past how 878 00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:08,280 Speaker 1: hard pregnancy is, how hard giving birth is, and being 879 00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:10,600 Speaker 1: like a new injured mother that has to like kind 880 00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:12,000 Speaker 1: of like be with the baby all the time and 881 00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:15,879 Speaker 1: have this but I and I admire it so much, 882 00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:18,840 Speaker 1: and I am overwhelmed by how much hard work it looks. 883 00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:22,719 Speaker 1: I think I could do it. I don't. I know 884 00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:25,239 Speaker 1: for a fact, I can't play with a kid. I 885 00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:28,440 Speaker 1: am not I can't be on the ground being like 886 00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:32,279 Speaker 1: this is Oh, I'm here and I got cookies. You 887 00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:35,320 Speaker 1: can't stay here that long. We don't even have cookies. 888 00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:38,200 Speaker 1: Well I want them, and then I'm done with the scene. 889 00:44:38,239 --> 00:44:40,200 Speaker 1: I don't know what else to do, and kids want 890 00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:43,279 Speaker 1: you to keep going, like I can't make things other things. 891 00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:44,840 Speaker 1: I don't want to do voices. I don't want to 892 00:44:44,840 --> 00:44:45,720 Speaker 1: be on the ground playing. 893 00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:48,920 Speaker 3: They're not really following the storyline either, Like the storylines 894 00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:52,000 Speaker 3: have to be so simple. Yeah, that cookie thing is 895 00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:53,920 Speaker 3: even too complicated, Like my knees if you did the 896 00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:56,160 Speaker 3: cookie thing, she would not be able to follow it. 897 00:44:56,719 --> 00:44:59,520 Speaker 1: I can do it for three minutes tops, and even 898 00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:02,200 Speaker 1: that's a long sketch's like an SNL sketch. I don't 899 00:45:02,239 --> 00:45:05,239 Speaker 1: want to go longer than three minutes on a bit 900 00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:07,480 Speaker 1: with but the kids want it to go over again 901 00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:13,319 Speaker 1: again a pet Yeah, and I I know my limitations 902 00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:17,720 Speaker 1: as a human being, and I won't do that. So Noah, 903 00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:19,960 Speaker 1: how are you feeling about? Like are you excited to 904 00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:22,359 Speaker 1: like do that kind of play? Because my sister's really 905 00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:24,239 Speaker 1: good at it. She will play with her kids for 906 00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:25,319 Speaker 1: hours like that. 907 00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:27,919 Speaker 2: Yeah, and also you have to remember that every kid 908 00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:30,279 Speaker 2: is different, which is what I keep reading and it's 909 00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:33,960 Speaker 2: a very positive message. For right now, at five months, 910 00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:38,000 Speaker 2: Toby can do one thing for like maybe five if 911 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:42,440 Speaker 2: I'm lucky, maybe I'll get ten minutes and then she 912 00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:43,959 Speaker 2: needs to like switch it up. 913 00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:45,840 Speaker 1: But what is the thing like just like putting a 914 00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:48,440 Speaker 1: rattle in her face and being like look and like right. 915 00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:50,319 Speaker 2: Like the rattle will be good for like I don't know, 916 00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:54,000 Speaker 2: a minute at most tummy time or in her little 917 00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:56,920 Speaker 2: bouncy chair and stuff like that. So you just I 918 00:45:56,960 --> 00:46:00,760 Speaker 2: constantly have to transition her into like different games. 919 00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:04,160 Speaker 1: She's in like a workout class that's like ten minutes, 920 00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:06,160 Speaker 1: ten seconds on waits, then you go over here, then 921 00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:09,959 Speaker 1: there's recovery, like it's it sounds like a orange theory. Yeah, 922 00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:13,480 Speaker 1: babies like constantly mixing it up, confused, muscle confusion. 923 00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:16,000 Speaker 2: And then I add loud music and then she's an 924 00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:17,360 Speaker 2: F forty five class. 925 00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:20,800 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, right, exactly does she likes music? 926 00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:24,880 Speaker 2: She loves music. Yeah, she loves singing. She makes me 927 00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:25,359 Speaker 2: feel like. 928 00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:31,880 Speaker 1: The video you sent of her singing when she was 929 00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:34,160 Speaker 1: on your lap, and she's just like in her own 930 00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:36,239 Speaker 1: world and always kind of like getting some emailing done 931 00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:39,160 Speaker 1: and typing, and she's like laying in Noah's lap, and 932 00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:43,400 Speaker 1: Noah is like, girls, she's like singing right now, and 933 00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:46,200 Speaker 1: she's just like what was she even? It was amazing. 934 00:46:46,239 --> 00:46:48,640 Speaker 1: I watched it, seriously, I'm not joking you. I watched 935 00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:51,320 Speaker 1: it at least five times because it was so cute 936 00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:53,439 Speaker 1: that she was singing. I've never heard a baby sing. 937 00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:55,040 Speaker 1: I even played it for christ and He's like, do 938 00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:57,200 Speaker 1: babies do that? And I'm like, I don't think they do. 939 00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:01,279 Speaker 2: I think because we just like sink to her all 940 00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:02,880 Speaker 2: the time. We just sing her stupid songs. 941 00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:10,279 Speaker 3: She's like, I mean, I've never heard of a baby singing. 942 00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:11,520 Speaker 3: I've never seen a video of a baby. 943 00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:15,920 Speaker 1: Stops singing because she can almost feel like she's being watched, 944 00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:18,560 Speaker 1: and then you hear Noah start typing again just to 945 00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:21,359 Speaker 1: like everything's normal, and then she starts singing again because 946 00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:24,840 Speaker 1: she thinks the focus is off her. Is so cute. 947 00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:29,640 Speaker 1: That was an amazing video, like amazing. I like, I 948 00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:31,240 Speaker 1: think that was really special. 949 00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:33,879 Speaker 2: And so you get moments like that and then they 950 00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:37,040 Speaker 2: make the hard parts worth it. 951 00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:40,040 Speaker 1: Yes, But I also I loved that video and I 952 00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:43,799 Speaker 1: didn't have to do anything to get it, so like, 953 00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:46,240 Speaker 1: but I understand. I'm like, thank you for the content, 954 00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:50,840 Speaker 1: but no, I get it. It's like it seems awesome. 955 00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:53,080 Speaker 1: I saw Kirsten's baby this weekend. She's not doing a 956 00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:57,239 Speaker 1: lot right now, and uh wasn't really didn't look at me. 957 00:47:57,280 --> 00:47:58,840 Speaker 1: I don't think even once. She was really interested in 958 00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:01,640 Speaker 1: Lauren because I think Laura, my sister, has like dark hair, 959 00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:04,759 Speaker 1: so she was kind of like, what's this dark haired dark? 960 00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:07,480 Speaker 2: Like two months, they don't see much. She's just kind 961 00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:08,719 Speaker 2: of seeing these orbs. 962 00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:14,680 Speaker 1: Okay, she didn't appreciate my act. Yeah, no, she was 963 00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:17,600 Speaker 1: so so cute though, and just so little and like her. 964 00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,000 Speaker 1: I just can't. I can't get over how like smooth 965 00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:23,960 Speaker 1: their skin is so because I saw Toby last week 966 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,040 Speaker 1: and I was just rubbing her feet, being like, why 967 00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:30,759 Speaker 1: are there no callouses? Keep them this way forever? It's 968 00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:33,520 Speaker 1: so nice. But yeah, I don't I'm. 969 00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:37,840 Speaker 3: Not buying this, No, no, I'm not. I mean, what 970 00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:40,160 Speaker 3: about when they're two and three and they're running around, 971 00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:41,520 Speaker 3: they're screaming, and they're. 972 00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:45,160 Speaker 1: Eye witnessing that ye did I tell you that my 973 00:48:45,239 --> 00:48:49,720 Speaker 1: nephew told me to shut up? No, Oh my god, Lauren, 974 00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:52,799 Speaker 1: you'll understand me telling the story and arlow when you 975 00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:56,200 Speaker 1: listen when you're older. I love you. But he We're 976 00:48:56,200 --> 00:49:00,080 Speaker 1: at the park the other day and we were like, 977 00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:03,520 Speaker 1: I promise this gets interesting, you guys. I know this 978 00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:06,680 Speaker 1: is baby talking. People are probably zoning out. But so 979 00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:10,120 Speaker 1: we're at the park and there's my sister's three kids, 980 00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:12,160 Speaker 1: a two year old, a four year old, and a 981 00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:14,160 Speaker 1: seven year old, two year old, five year old, seven 982 00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:17,680 Speaker 1: year old, and the two year old is out of control. 983 00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:20,239 Speaker 1: You tell him one thing, he does the opposite he is. 984 00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:23,600 Speaker 1: I literally told her I feel like he is auditioning 985 00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:27,440 Speaker 1: for a problem child too, Like if you if you 986 00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:30,239 Speaker 1: told me that, if you just you know, whenever a 987 00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:32,759 Speaker 1: kid behaves, there's a scenario where it's like if this 988 00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:35,000 Speaker 1: were on a TV show, I'd probably stop watching because 989 00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:37,360 Speaker 1: I'd be like, it's too much, Like we get it. 990 00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:39,520 Speaker 1: He's a bad kid, Like you don't need to make 991 00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:42,920 Speaker 1: him that bad. That's how That's how Forrest was acting. 992 00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:48,279 Speaker 1: He's insane. Forest Green the Death just like no, not 993 00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:51,600 Speaker 1: doing that, Like if you go, we're gonna go here nah, 994 00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:54,439 Speaker 1: and then would sit down. Then he hit the dog. 995 00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:56,360 Speaker 1: Then he would grab the ball from the dog and 996 00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:58,239 Speaker 1: throw it in the pond, even though we're like, don't 997 00:49:58,280 --> 00:50:00,240 Speaker 1: throw it in the pond. Throws it in the pond, 998 00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:03,560 Speaker 1: takes the pizza that someone's eating. I want that, then 999 00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:06,040 Speaker 1: takes it, throws it on the ground. Like literally everything 1000 00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:08,120 Speaker 1: bad you could do he was doing because he's just 1001 00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:13,439 Speaker 1: in that stage. So Arlow, who's seven, is like, let's 1002 00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:15,000 Speaker 1: go to the park. So we're by this pond, so 1003 00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:16,759 Speaker 1: it's like this hike to this park is probably like 1004 00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:20,000 Speaker 1: a quarter mile across this park. And we go and 1005 00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:21,319 Speaker 1: I have the dog with me, and I'm like, yeah, 1006 00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:22,959 Speaker 1: let's go to the park. Then there's an ice cream 1007 00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:25,319 Speaker 1: truck on the way and Arlo's like really like I 1008 00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:26,719 Speaker 1: went to the park. And we're like, let's not go 1009 00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:28,279 Speaker 1: to the park, buddy, it's a too far walk. He's 1010 00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:30,640 Speaker 1: like I want to go, and so we we're like, okay, fine, 1011 00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:33,279 Speaker 1: we're going. So we're so excited to go to the park. 1012 00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:35,839 Speaker 1: We're gonna play. I'm walking ahead with them. Lauren's dealing 1013 00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:37,719 Speaker 1: with Forest, who is like given up, and it's just 1014 00:50:37,719 --> 00:50:40,000 Speaker 1: sitting down and being like He's literally sitting with his 1015 00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:42,480 Speaker 1: arms crossed like I'm not going because of something. And 1016 00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:45,160 Speaker 1: then he poops and poop is coming out of his pants. 1017 00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:49,440 Speaker 1: There's choplets of poop, and then Matt used my chopstick 1018 00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:53,520 Speaker 1: method with some mulch to pick up forest poop, which 1019 00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:57,440 Speaker 1: is hilarious. They're so funny, this family. They just everything 1020 00:50:57,520 --> 00:51:01,000 Speaker 1: is funny, like they just they live with it. They 1021 00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:03,160 Speaker 1: flow with it. It is not a stressful situation. It 1022 00:51:03,239 --> 00:51:06,120 Speaker 1: sometimes is, but they're never like I can't do this anymore. 1023 00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:08,960 Speaker 1: They just laugh about everything that's happening. So we get 1024 00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:11,080 Speaker 1: to the park, we see the ice cream truck. Both 1025 00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:14,520 Speaker 1: Poppy and Arla were like I want it, and they're like, no, 1026 00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:16,440 Speaker 1: we have candy at home. You're not getting that. You 1027 00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:20,200 Speaker 1: didn't even eat your dinner. And they're like, I want 1028 00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:24,000 Speaker 1: and then they start in with this like instant fake crying, 1029 00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:27,560 Speaker 1: which I see through immediately. Anytime Poppy does it, I 1030 00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:30,640 Speaker 1: just do it back to her. She'll be like and 1031 00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:34,640 Speaker 1: I go, I go, I get do that too. You're 1032 00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:36,799 Speaker 1: not It's not real. No one starts crying like that 1033 00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:39,200 Speaker 1: on a dime. Let's like work on your acting style 1034 00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:41,840 Speaker 1: to get things in life, because no one's gonna believe 1035 00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:45,799 Speaker 1: you going from smiling to right away. So I'll do 1036 00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:47,439 Speaker 1: it back to her and then it'll she'll like look 1037 00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:50,040 Speaker 1: at me like so confused. So I was giving him 1038 00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:52,600 Speaker 1: some of that bullshit. And then we get to the 1039 00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:54,600 Speaker 1: park and they're still crying and they're refusing to play 1040 00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:57,960 Speaker 1: in the park. They're just like ah, they're like stopping 1041 00:51:57,960 --> 00:51:59,759 Speaker 1: around and there's a whole park to be played with. 1042 00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:05,160 Speaker 1: I have the dog with me. Final thought, These little 1043 00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:06,799 Speaker 1: cute girls come up to me to like be like, 1044 00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:09,319 Speaker 1: can I pet your dog? And then they also want 1045 00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:11,479 Speaker 1: to play with Poppy, which is so adorable when kids 1046 00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:13,440 Speaker 1: come up and they're like can I play with you? 1047 00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:16,320 Speaker 1: Like so cute, and Poppy's just like now because she 1048 00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:19,080 Speaker 1: wants ice cream. And then they're petting the dog and 1049 00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:20,960 Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, you know what, these are my new nieces. 1050 00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:22,920 Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk to these girls and they are sweet 1051 00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:24,440 Speaker 1: and they want to pet the dog and they're interested 1052 00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:26,040 Speaker 1: in the dog. So I'm just like, you know, I 1053 00:52:26,040 --> 00:52:27,480 Speaker 1: didn't do that, but I was trying to be like 1054 00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:30,279 Speaker 1: this gets rewarded. I'm like, yeah, you can meet them. 1055 00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:32,600 Speaker 1: Oh she really likes you, you know, like these girls 1056 00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:35,040 Speaker 1: are so cute, and they're looking at Poppy like she's 1057 00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:36,720 Speaker 1: like the cool girl because she's a little bit older 1058 00:52:36,719 --> 00:52:40,720 Speaker 1: than them, and Poppy's just like h And then Arlow 1059 00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,399 Speaker 1: is still just stomping around and it's getting the point 1060 00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:45,440 Speaker 1: where it's like, well, I'm gonna I go. I'm gonna 1061 00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:49,280 Speaker 1: go because this isn't fun. And Lauren's like aunt Nikki's leaving. 1062 00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:52,240 Speaker 1: You guys are just being you're you're chasing her away, 1063 00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:53,920 Speaker 1: and I was like, you don't need to make it 1064 00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:55,560 Speaker 1: about that, like I just don't want to hang. This 1065 00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:58,439 Speaker 1: isn't fun, you guys, And I go, Arlow, here's the thing. 1066 00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,080 Speaker 1: He just you just put up a fight for us 1067 00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:03,359 Speaker 1: to go to the park because you wanted to play 1068 00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:05,439 Speaker 1: so badly, and then we did it, and now we're 1069 00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:08,200 Speaker 1: here and you're not even playing because you're worried about 1070 00:53:08,200 --> 00:53:10,840 Speaker 1: the ice cream. You ruined that you initially wanted the park, 1071 00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:13,160 Speaker 1: and you can get ice cream at home, and I 1072 00:53:13,239 --> 00:53:16,279 Speaker 1: know that sometimes if you cry enough you get ice cream, 1073 00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:18,319 Speaker 1: it's never gonna work this time. And he's like I'm 1074 00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:20,719 Speaker 1: going and I go, well, go barter something because you 1075 00:53:20,719 --> 00:53:22,520 Speaker 1: have no money and no funds and no one's gonna 1076 00:53:22,520 --> 00:53:25,560 Speaker 1: give you anything, So try to pick some rocks up 1077 00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:28,120 Speaker 1: or something, because maybe that guy will like exchange it 1078 00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:31,840 Speaker 1: for you. And so he goes shut up and like 1079 00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:33,399 Speaker 1: I didn't hear what he said because I was still 1080 00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:36,440 Speaker 1: talking to him, and my sister and Matt looked like shocked, 1081 00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:38,520 Speaker 1: and they go, you don't talk to her that way. 1082 00:53:39,040 --> 00:53:40,120 Speaker 1: And I was like, what do you say? And they 1083 00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:42,520 Speaker 1: were like, told you to shut up, and I was like, 1084 00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:47,760 Speaker 1: no way, and I was like I loved it because 1085 00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:51,080 Speaker 1: it told me that he looks. It's not good that 1086 00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:52,600 Speaker 1: he did it, but he talks to me the same 1087 00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:55,840 Speaker 1: way he talks to his parents. Thus he lacks respect 1088 00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:57,800 Speaker 1: for me much like he lacks respect for his parents. 1089 00:53:58,040 --> 00:54:00,279 Speaker 1: He loves me as much as he loves his like, 1090 00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:02,560 Speaker 1: because we all know how we talk to our parents. 1091 00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:04,080 Speaker 1: I used to tell my parents to shut up. That 1092 00:54:04,160 --> 00:54:06,040 Speaker 1: is not a good thing. I still probably do. I'm 1093 00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:09,879 Speaker 1: still I am a born and raised brat. Okay, I'm 1094 00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:12,360 Speaker 1: having a brat summer. I'm having a brat life. And 1095 00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:14,200 Speaker 1: I was a brat to my parents. I would tell 1096 00:54:14,239 --> 00:54:15,719 Speaker 1: them shut up. I would be like I hate you, 1097 00:54:15,719 --> 00:54:17,319 Speaker 1: I would storm off. I would say things that I 1098 00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:19,839 Speaker 1: remember my friends witnessing and being like, I could never 1099 00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:22,240 Speaker 1: talk to my mom that way because I wasn't scared 1100 00:54:22,239 --> 00:54:25,400 Speaker 1: of them, because they didn't actually like punish us, and 1101 00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:28,480 Speaker 1: I didn't respect them. I was a bad kid, But god, 1102 00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:32,520 Speaker 1: I would have never talked to my aunt or my 1103 00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:35,319 Speaker 1: or my grandma and grandpa the way I talk to 1104 00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:37,719 Speaker 1: my parents. It is a different thing entirely, or my 1105 00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:41,719 Speaker 1: teachers ever ever ever. But then so to me, that 1106 00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:44,239 Speaker 1: made me feel like I'm never gonna have kids, but 1107 00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:47,920 Speaker 1: at least my niece and nephew see me in the 1108 00:54:47,960 --> 00:54:50,839 Speaker 1: same way. They're close enough to me, not in an 1109 00:54:50,880 --> 00:54:53,239 Speaker 1: aunt way of like we have to be on our 1110 00:54:53,239 --> 00:54:55,879 Speaker 1: best behavior around her, like they I can get free 1111 00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:58,040 Speaker 1: with you. I feel, yeah, I have a relationship with 1112 00:54:58,080 --> 00:54:59,799 Speaker 1: them that is actually better than the one i had 1113 00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:01,919 Speaker 1: with my aunts and uncles. Even though I'm getting told 1114 00:55:01,920 --> 00:55:04,200 Speaker 1: to shut up and he did throw a pebble at 1115 00:55:04,200 --> 00:55:10,080 Speaker 1: my face in anger, and to be honest, I think, oh, 1116 00:55:10,280 --> 00:55:12,840 Speaker 1: they already are doing that. But I liked it because 1117 00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:16,720 Speaker 1: I was like, it's made me feel like their parent 1118 00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:18,840 Speaker 1: a little bit, like I'm dealing with the same stuff, 1119 00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:21,600 Speaker 1: and except that I literally go okay, Well, I'm leaving, 1120 00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:23,000 Speaker 1: and then I just started walking away, and then they 1121 00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:25,400 Speaker 1: started crying again because they do like when I come around. 1122 00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:28,759 Speaker 1: But it just felt good that that that happened, and 1123 00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:31,840 Speaker 1: you know, to defend them, Arlow and Poppy and Forrest, 1124 00:55:31,840 --> 00:55:34,839 Speaker 1: if you're listening in the future, I'm not mad that 1125 00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:38,200 Speaker 1: you tell me to shut up, or that you throw things, 1126 00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:40,880 Speaker 1: or that you cry when you don't get things, because 1127 00:55:41,360 --> 00:55:44,080 Speaker 1: if kid, I keep telling my parents, who are having 1128 00:55:44,120 --> 00:55:47,640 Speaker 1: frustration with it with them, if they had another thing 1129 00:55:47,719 --> 00:55:50,839 Speaker 1: to do instead of that, they would They don't, And 1130 00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:52,960 Speaker 1: it's not my sister's fault. It's not Matt's fault. It's 1131 00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:57,040 Speaker 1: like someone's dropping the ball somewhere along the line. We 1132 00:55:57,080 --> 00:56:00,640 Speaker 1: don't know where. But kids only you what they have, 1133 00:56:01,080 --> 00:56:04,200 Speaker 1: and if their only thing is to yell, shut up, 1134 00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:07,240 Speaker 1: they're gonna only use that. It's not like they're evil kids. 1135 00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:10,279 Speaker 1: They just don't have another thing. It's like their toolbox 1136 00:56:10,360 --> 00:56:15,400 Speaker 1: is empty. Yeah, there are other ways that they like 1137 00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:17,920 Speaker 1: kids talk that are their age, that aren't that, but 1138 00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:20,000 Speaker 1: they don't. They don't have it yet, And so I 1139 00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:23,280 Speaker 1: can't be mad at them, because I even said to Arlow, honestly, 1140 00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:26,000 Speaker 1: I would be so annoyed with my logic too. If 1141 00:56:26,040 --> 00:56:28,239 Speaker 1: I was him being like if I did an aunt 1142 00:56:28,280 --> 00:56:31,480 Speaker 1: being like just enjoy the thing that you wanted initially, like, 1143 00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:33,800 Speaker 1: I'd be like, shut the fuck up, Aunt, Nikki. 1144 00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:35,840 Speaker 2: So I kind of like, I go, I get it 1145 00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:38,800 Speaker 2: him like that. That's good parenting, Nikki. 1146 00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:44,000 Speaker 1: Thank you. I understood where he came from, and I yeah, 1147 00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:48,120 Speaker 1: it's it's but it's it's. It is not easy. That 1148 00:56:48,239 --> 00:56:50,680 Speaker 1: is all I'll say about it. It is not easy 1149 00:56:50,719 --> 00:56:53,480 Speaker 1: being a parent. Shout out to parents of young kids, like, 1150 00:56:53,560 --> 00:56:57,120 Speaker 1: I see you. I want to hear your stories. If 1151 00:56:57,120 --> 00:56:59,239 Speaker 1: you have any tips for how my sister can get 1152 00:56:59,239 --> 00:57:03,680 Speaker 1: her kids to not like disobey. It's really hard because 1153 00:57:04,320 --> 00:57:08,520 Speaker 1: you know they It's like either having three kids screaming 1154 00:57:08,560 --> 00:57:12,760 Speaker 1: crying for hours or you give them the cookie they want. 1155 00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:14,680 Speaker 3: Or even even if they're not screaming and crying, even 1156 00:57:14,680 --> 00:57:17,280 Speaker 3: if they're just sitting in a carriage, it's hard. Like 1157 00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:20,200 Speaker 3: I have when my brother took my niece to the park. 1158 00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:22,440 Speaker 3: You have to have like you have to like pack 1159 00:57:22,560 --> 00:57:25,200 Speaker 3: like you're going on a weekend camping trip. Whenever you 1160 00:57:25,240 --> 00:57:27,600 Speaker 3: take the baby out of the ass. Yes, you have 1161 00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:30,240 Speaker 3: to apply sunscreen, like every ten minutes. You have to 1162 00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:34,320 Speaker 3: make sure that they have a little juice pouch or 1163 00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:37,560 Speaker 3: whatever those things are. You've got to have little naps, 1164 00:57:37,560 --> 00:57:38,400 Speaker 3: good way wipes. 1165 00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:42,680 Speaker 1: Because Brian, I will Brian is so funny. We will 1166 00:57:42,720 --> 00:57:44,920 Speaker 1: be like in the middle of a very important meeting 1167 00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:47,600 Speaker 1: with like executives, and He'll be will be looking at 1168 00:57:47,600 --> 00:57:49,360 Speaker 1: a new space where we're going to be doing this 1169 00:57:49,440 --> 00:57:53,760 Speaker 1: live show and meeting these people with their assignment. Brian's like, yeah, 1170 00:57:53,760 --> 00:57:57,120 Speaker 1: I've got a question. He opens his fanny pack and 1171 00:57:57,200 --> 00:58:00,160 Speaker 1: pulls out a bag of nuts and it's pop bit 1172 00:58:00,280 --> 00:58:05,240 Speaker 1: nuts while he's talking to these Amazon exectives. So you 1173 00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:09,160 Speaker 1: loved bag nuts. You always have like a bagged snack. Sure, 1174 00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:11,400 Speaker 1: I feel like you would be you would be good 1175 00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:14,400 Speaker 1: at being apparent because you have like good supplies on you. 1176 00:58:14,520 --> 00:58:16,920 Speaker 3: Sure. Sure. I didn't even realize that. 1177 00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:21,160 Speaker 1: Was It wasn't a thing that I was like, Brian 1178 00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:22,920 Speaker 1: needs to clean up his act. I was just like, 1179 00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:25,920 Speaker 1: I want to be more like this, whereas just. 1180 00:58:25,920 --> 00:58:29,200 Speaker 3: Move past the idea that anyone's important. 1181 00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:31,000 Speaker 1: Oh get me there. 1182 00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:33,840 Speaker 3: Everyone's a human being. And at the end of the day, 1183 00:58:34,120 --> 00:58:37,680 Speaker 3: I'm sorry I said that, but ultimately everybody was a 1184 00:58:37,720 --> 00:58:40,600 Speaker 3: little baby in a carriage telling their aunt to shut up, 1185 00:58:41,080 --> 00:58:44,520 Speaker 3: and now they're just here for whatever reason. Yes, and 1186 00:58:45,040 --> 00:58:48,560 Speaker 3: whenever I meet someone who's like supposedly super important or whatever, 1187 00:58:48,640 --> 00:58:50,440 Speaker 3: I try to talk to them like they're just another 1188 00:58:50,520 --> 00:58:54,680 Speaker 3: human being, and that had that just eliminates this, like 1189 00:58:55,920 --> 00:58:58,840 Speaker 3: this whole facade that we're all putting on. Obviously, there 1190 00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:00,800 Speaker 3: are certain people who are more tough than others, and 1191 00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:02,960 Speaker 3: like if you like you have to walk on eggshells 1192 00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:04,919 Speaker 3: around certain people. But when it comes to like meeting 1193 00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:08,240 Speaker 3: important people, I just feel like, you're just a guy 1194 00:59:08,360 --> 00:59:09,600 Speaker 3: who like got a job. 1195 00:59:10,240 --> 00:59:14,320 Speaker 1: You're just a guy who's good at a sport. Yeah, 1196 00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:16,520 Speaker 1: and you're good at a sport because your body was 1197 00:59:16,560 --> 00:59:19,560 Speaker 1: born that way, and you like, it's just there's nothing. 1198 00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:22,560 Speaker 1: It's really funny when people are treated like roads because 1199 00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:28,640 Speaker 1: they're good at acting what right? But everything every person 1200 00:59:28,760 --> 00:59:31,880 Speaker 1: that is treated like that is because they are making 1201 00:59:31,920 --> 00:59:36,080 Speaker 1: people money. It's only that no one actually likes them 1202 00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:40,000 Speaker 1: more because of any other reason. Yes, there are people 1203 00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:42,160 Speaker 1: out there like Adam Sandler who both make people money 1204 00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:45,240 Speaker 1: and are nice people that people like to be around 1205 00:59:45,360 --> 00:59:49,680 Speaker 1: or whatever. But ultimately, no matter how nice Adam Sandler is. 1206 00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:52,000 Speaker 1: It does not matter. If he's not making people money, 1207 00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:54,160 Speaker 1: people would not want to be around him as much 1208 00:59:54,280 --> 00:59:58,640 Speaker 1: like people are upset. You can break down any person 1209 00:59:58,680 --> 01:00:00,360 Speaker 1: in a room, and I'm in a lot of rooms 1210 01:00:00,400 --> 01:00:03,400 Speaker 1: where there it's very clear who's the most important person. 1211 01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:06,160 Speaker 1: And I'm a person that has started making people money. 1212 01:00:06,200 --> 01:00:08,120 Speaker 1: And I see how much more people laugh at my 1213 01:00:08,240 --> 01:00:11,520 Speaker 1: jokes and like everything I say, And it's because I 1214 01:00:11,680 --> 01:00:15,640 Speaker 1: make the money. It's just so it's really pathetic when 1215 01:00:15,640 --> 01:00:16,200 Speaker 1: you think about it. 1216 01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:20,360 Speaker 3: But that is a distorted too. That's worth now you 1217 01:00:20,440 --> 01:00:24,360 Speaker 3: might not trust how people react anymore. Like eventually everyone 1218 01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:26,680 Speaker 3: everyone's giving you positive feedback because they fear. 1219 01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:31,800 Speaker 1: Oh, Debra Vance Season three hacks. She's on stage just 1220 01:00:31,840 --> 01:00:34,120 Speaker 1: doing premises and she goes, why are you laughing? Because 1221 01:00:34,120 --> 01:00:36,720 Speaker 1: she's so famous? Yeah, And that is something that a 1222 01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:39,560 Speaker 1: lot of people go through as comedians, where they just 1223 01:00:39,600 --> 01:00:41,840 Speaker 1: get so famous that anything they say gets to laugh 1224 01:00:41,880 --> 01:00:43,640 Speaker 1: and then eventually people catch on and go, you're what, 1225 01:00:43,800 --> 01:00:45,920 Speaker 1: You're not funny at all? All right, we got another 1226 01:00:46,040 --> 01:00:48,920 Speaker 1: episode to do that will come out tomorrow on the 1227 01:00:48,920 --> 01:00:51,280 Speaker 1: heels of this, so you'll hear more of this conversation 1228 01:00:51,760 --> 01:00:55,800 Speaker 1: right after this meaning tomorrow. Thank you for listening. Bestie's 1229 01:00:56,600 --> 01:01:01,240 Speaker 1: tour Date's coming up Hershey, Pennsylvania this weekend, somewhere else, Wilmington. 1230 01:01:01,280 --> 01:01:02,520 Speaker 1: Am I going to North Carolina? 1231 01:01:03,720 --> 01:01:03,800 Speaker 3: No? 1232 01:01:04,040 --> 01:01:09,840 Speaker 2: After Hershey, Pennsylvania, you will be in Fort Lauderdale? 1233 01:01:10,280 --> 01:01:10,520 Speaker 1: Wow? 1234 01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:13,360 Speaker 3: Real you though, I don't know if you will wait? 1235 01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:16,280 Speaker 1: Am I only in Hershey this weekend? You have? I'm 1236 01:01:16,320 --> 01:01:20,560 Speaker 1: in Syracuse, sorry, Syracuse Friday and Saturday, and then Hershey 1237 01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:24,880 Speaker 1: on Sunday. And then next week I I'm at Andrew's 1238 01:01:24,880 --> 01:01:30,560 Speaker 1: wedding and I'm going to Aristour. And then on Friday, 1239 01:01:30,960 --> 01:01:33,640 Speaker 1: the twenty fifth, I'm in Fort Lauderdale and I'm in 1240 01:01:33,720 --> 01:01:34,960 Speaker 1: Fort Myers on the twenty six. 1241 01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:37,800 Speaker 3: Those all those Florida things. I'm worried about Andrew's wedding, 1242 01:01:37,840 --> 01:01:40,680 Speaker 3: even because this hurricane is coming in home. 1243 01:01:40,720 --> 01:01:44,600 Speaker 1: Oh, I heard a meteorologists cry when I was talking 1244 01:01:44,600 --> 01:01:46,880 Speaker 1: about it. Did you see that? It was very upsetting? 1245 01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:48,800 Speaker 3: No? I mean this is the most powerful. This is 1246 01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:51,600 Speaker 3: as powerful a hurricane as you could possibly have on 1247 01:01:51,760 --> 01:01:52,520 Speaker 3: planet Earth. 1248 01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:55,320 Speaker 2: No, it's already gone down though I saw it to 1249 01:01:55,400 --> 01:01:56,720 Speaker 2: like I think category three. 1250 01:01:57,160 --> 01:02:02,200 Speaker 1: Oh really went down so rude that I just worry 1251 01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:05,120 Speaker 1: about the birds and animals that don't know what's going 1252 01:02:05,160 --> 01:02:09,760 Speaker 1: on and can't like pick up their nest and ant 1253 01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:13,480 Speaker 1: in birds, but they leave behind their babies. You can't 1254 01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:14,400 Speaker 1: fly with your babies. 1255 01:02:14,560 --> 01:02:16,480 Speaker 3: That's true, that the babies are gonna go, But the 1256 01:02:16,920 --> 01:02:17,720 Speaker 3: that's true. 1257 01:02:17,760 --> 01:02:22,320 Speaker 1: It makes me, I like, I can't handle it when 1258 01:02:22,360 --> 01:02:26,960 Speaker 1: I think I've been dreaming about drowning animals the past 1259 01:02:26,960 --> 01:02:30,000 Speaker 1: three nights because of this, because I just think anytime 1260 01:02:30,040 --> 01:02:32,200 Speaker 1: it rains or anything, I'm just thinking of like ant 1261 01:02:32,240 --> 01:02:34,240 Speaker 1: when there's a storm, but it's like blowing through. I'm 1262 01:02:34,280 --> 01:02:37,080 Speaker 1: just thinking of like an animal being like, oh, what's 1263 01:02:37,120 --> 01:02:38,640 Speaker 1: this gonna sup? You don't like if you walk in 1264 01:02:38,680 --> 01:02:40,640 Speaker 1: the rain to your car, how miserable you are. Can 1265 01:02:40,640 --> 01:02:43,400 Speaker 1: you imagine being a fucking animal and the only shelter 1266 01:02:43,480 --> 01:02:47,320 Speaker 1: you have is like some some leaves, and it's cold too, 1267 01:02:47,880 --> 01:02:50,600 Speaker 1: and there's no end in sight. There's no like, oh, 1268 01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:52,280 Speaker 1: as soon as I get this blanket or as soon 1269 01:02:52,280 --> 01:02:55,400 Speaker 1: as I get in like a hot shower, I'll be fine. Yeah, 1270 01:02:56,320 --> 01:02:57,760 Speaker 1: blows man. 1271 01:02:58,040 --> 01:03:00,920 Speaker 3: Yes, now that's true. I mean, I don't know how 1272 01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:03,040 Speaker 3: an animal feels when a storm comes, but I do 1273 01:03:03,160 --> 01:03:06,560 Speaker 3: know that animals have been in nature since the beginning 1274 01:03:06,600 --> 01:03:11,080 Speaker 3: of nature and must have a change. Well, now it's 1275 01:03:11,160 --> 01:03:14,560 Speaker 3: much worse. Well, but there's no Yeah, it's actually horrible. 1276 01:03:14,600 --> 01:03:17,200 Speaker 3: I actually have horrible, so much worse. I heard some 1277 01:03:17,240 --> 01:03:20,400 Speaker 3: horrible stories about when there were the forest fires in Colorado, 1278 01:03:20,440 --> 01:03:24,160 Speaker 3: about how the deer or whatever that is, and. 1279 01:03:24,240 --> 01:03:26,280 Speaker 1: We've got to go. Thank you so much for listening. 1280 01:03:26,360 --> 01:03:29,400 Speaker 1: I can't literally can't handle any story of animals being 1281 01:03:29,440 --> 01:03:32,720 Speaker 1: hurt or scared. But yeah, I'm sure it was. I'm 1282 01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:35,400 Speaker 1: sorry to cut you off. Really can't handle I'm sure, 1283 01:03:35,440 --> 01:03:41,320 Speaker 1: I'm sure. Oh dear, oh deers. Really pray for the deers, 1284 01:03:41,320 --> 01:03:43,960 Speaker 1: Pray for the animals, Pray for Florida. Pray that this 1285 01:03:44,080 --> 01:03:47,000 Speaker 1: thing fucking gets knocked down. Some miracle happens, and it 1286 01:03:47,040 --> 01:03:49,200 Speaker 1: keeps getting knocked down, and it comes through and it 1287 01:03:49,280 --> 01:03:54,920 Speaker 1: is just a slight, nice breeze and there's not twenty 1288 01:03:54,920 --> 01:03:57,240 Speaker 1: six trillion dollars. I think it was like something like 1289 01:03:57,240 --> 01:03:59,680 Speaker 1: one hundred and forty six billion dollars of damage in 1290 01:03:59,680 --> 01:04:01,920 Speaker 1: North Carolina. The thing about the North Carolina thing is 1291 01:04:02,120 --> 01:04:05,200 Speaker 1: no one in Ashville was ever scared of hurricanes. At 1292 01:04:05,280 --> 01:04:07,560 Speaker 1: least I would think the average person would be like, 1293 01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:10,400 Speaker 1: we're gonna be affected by a hurricane, not us worst. 1294 01:04:10,840 --> 01:04:13,440 Speaker 1: If you look at Ashland on a fucking map, y'all, 1295 01:04:14,520 --> 01:04:17,160 Speaker 1: and I did say, y'all, you would never think a 1296 01:04:17,240 --> 01:04:19,440 Speaker 1: hurricane could affect it. And I know it's because of 1297 01:04:19,480 --> 01:04:21,680 Speaker 1: the flooding up in the mount whatever, Like you would 1298 01:04:21,720 --> 01:04:25,880 Speaker 1: just not predict this. 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