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Speaker 1: Iron Dome of Disruption. Welcome to the Zigny Zone of disruption.

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Speaker 1: I Am Rapports Stereo Podcast is in the place to be.

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Speaker 1: This recording is taking place on March thirty first, twenty

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Speaker 1: twenty three. March thirtieth, twenty twenty three is a day

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Speaker 1: that will live on forever. My name is Michael Rappaporteo

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Speaker 1: aka the Gringo Man Dingo, aka the Disruptive Warrior aka

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Speaker 1: the Inflamed Oshka Nazi aka the Big Roaster. March thirtieth,

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Speaker 1: What a wonderful day in my heart and the hearts

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Speaker 1: of people, not just in America, across the globe. Thirty

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Speaker 1: days in March and over thirty counts of fraud being

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Speaker 1: charged against Big Dick Donald Trump. Oh, and the irony

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Speaker 1: Gwyneth Paltrow was cleared and freed of all her charges.

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Speaker 1: That whack job the Qanan Shaman was let out of jail,

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Speaker 1: and the indicted sliggitty slob dick Donald Trump. What a day.

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Speaker 1: March thirtieth will now be one of those days that

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Speaker 1: has an asterisk on the calendar forever. Oh my goodness, gracious,

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Speaker 1: this is man. This has been years into making. I

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Speaker 1: want that fucking purp work. I want that fucking perp walk,

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Speaker 1: I want that fucking orange suit. I cannot wait to

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Speaker 1: see that fucking mug shot. Stain that fuck like he

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Speaker 1: stains his pants every single day, like he has stained

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Speaker 1: this country for decades. I have been ranting and raving

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Speaker 1: about dick stained Donald Trump, pig dick Donald Trump since

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Speaker 1: episode sixty six. We're on episode A thou in ten

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Speaker 1: or eleven. I've been on this motherfucker since episode sixty

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Speaker 1: six of the I Am Rappaport Stereo podcast. That was

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Speaker 1: July fourteenth, twenty fifteen, almost eight years ago. When I

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Speaker 1: started talking about his wig piece and how he wanted

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Speaker 1: to climb the ranks of the Republican Party to become president.

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Speaker 1: Oh and he did. But when you become president, when

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Speaker 1: you attain that kind of power, there is ramifications. And

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Speaker 1: that fuck didn't even think he was gonna become president.

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Speaker 1: He thought he was gonna use running for president to

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Speaker 1: some way, this fucking guy wound up winning. He beat

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Speaker 1: crazy Ben Carson, Little Marco Rubio. Remember these guys. He

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Speaker 1: ran him into the fucking ground, Boring Josh Kshitch, Mitt Romney,

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Speaker 1: Hillary Clinton. Oh my goodness, maybe fucking Jimmy Comey, You

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Speaker 1: motherfuck are you? If Jimmy Comey, James Comey, FBI had

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Speaker 1: Dick might not be indicted today because he might not

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Speaker 1: have become the President of the United States, because he

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Speaker 1: All your Trump supporters, you're mad at Alvin Bragg. Be

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Speaker 1: mad at James Comey, you fuck speaking of Alvin Bragg. Shit.

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Speaker 1: In my opinion, Alvin Bragg is the new King of

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Speaker 1: New York. Alvin Bragg from Harlem, New York, who I

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Speaker 1: knew growing up, Little Alvin, Chubby, little Alvin from one

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Speaker 1: this man. He's on that Frank White, He's on that

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Speaker 1: He fucking did it. And this ain't about Georgie Sorrows,

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Speaker 1: the Saint about politics, the Saint about religion. This is

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Speaker 1: about a pig dick, sloppy, braggadocious, lying for the sake

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Speaker 1: of lying hush money in brown paper bags. No good, cheating, conniving,

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Speaker 1: fat fuck teflon Don This is your life, you fuck.

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Speaker 1: You cheated on Milanna and then tried to cover it

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Speaker 1: up to influence the presidential election. You did this to yourself, motherfucker,

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Speaker 1: and nobody, his kids, his daughter, Nobody questions whether or

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Speaker 1: know he was cheating on his wall. No one goes, oh,

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Speaker 1: maybe that wasn't true, maybe that was fake. Maybe this

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Speaker 1: Yes you did, motherfucker. This is just one of many, many, many, many,

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Speaker 1: many many affairs that I'm sure this fucking guy has

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Speaker 1: had over the years. The kids know it, Tiffany, Ivanka,

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Speaker 1: know it. Dad's been cheating on mom for years. Dad's

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Speaker 1: Their supporters know it. They don't give a fuck because

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Speaker 1: fact that this motherfucker would be paying hush money because

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Speaker 1: a fucking pig he is, Oh, yeah, he's a sloppy

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Speaker 1: Dick stayed Downald Trump, this is your fucking life. It's

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Speaker 1: been going on for years. And like I said, on

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Speaker 1: been released. I bet you that motherfucker will never go

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Speaker 1: do anything again. He spent that nice hard time in jail.

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Speaker 1: He thought he was gonna walk through the Capitol dressed

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Speaker 1: hell no, lock him up. They indicted you, you fuck

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Speaker 1: day indicted him, real nice and real proper. Matter of fact,

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Speaker 1: Miles Jordan, give me that motherfucking Willie Hudge. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: people have said, Mike rap, where's that Willie? That Willie

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Speaker 1: is right here. Let's take a little trip down memory

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Speaker 1: lane to quote the great nas Esque bar whoa you

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Speaker 1: hear that Willie Hutch? The sweet sounds of the great

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Speaker 1: Willie Hudchman. August twenty first, twenty eighteen, Michael Cohen admits

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Speaker 1: ain't no fucking hero lying. Michael Cohen the Jewish stereotype

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Speaker 1: that no Jews want to see, nor do we need

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Speaker 1: to see any more. August twenty nineteen. The District Attorney

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Speaker 1: to protect an active president's tax returns. Why can't we

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Speaker 1: see your fucking tax turns. You're not exempt, motherfucker. You

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Speaker 1: thought ship was sweet. Shit ain't sweet. It ain't never

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Speaker 1: a lying, obnoxious, braggadocious, fidol, unlikable, sloppy, sick to range.

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Speaker 1: Dick stays, Oh yes, cut that Willie. So many people

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Speaker 1: associated with this motherfucker have gone down. So many people

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Speaker 1: associated with this motherfucker have gone to jail. Look at

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Speaker 1: fucking Rudy Giuliani. I was watching the Yankee game yesterday.

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Speaker 1: I was thinking about crooked Rudy Giuliani. He was the

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Speaker 1: after nine to eleven, and that motherfucker got ran into

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Speaker 1: the dirt. He's ran into the fucking ground, that animal

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Speaker 1: right nose dived abiding, supporting and standing up for Dick

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Speaker 1: Stain Donald Trump. Look at what happened to fucking Rudy Giuliani.

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Speaker 1: And they're like, oh well, Michael Cohen, he's gonna be

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Speaker 1: the star witness of this indictment. He's a liar, He's

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Speaker 1: a pathological liar. Of course, Michael Cohen is a pathological liar.

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Speaker 1: that motherfucker was a pathological liar before he worked Trump,

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Speaker 1: that slob is to be a pathological liar, and you

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Speaker 1: of court. Rudy GIULIANTI, shame on you clean your motherfucking diaper.

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Speaker 1: This has been going on twenty twenty. Autumn of twenty twenty,

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Speaker 1: the District Attorney's office had had grounds to investigate the

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Speaker 1: president for tax fraud. March first, the investigation sets their

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Speaker 1: sites on the Trump Organization's long serving chief financial officer,

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Speaker 1: Alan Weiselberg. Fucking Weiselberg is his name? Twenty twenty one

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Speaker 1: July twenty twenty one, the Trump organization in his charge

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Speaker 1: with running a fifteen year scheme, a scam. Weiselberg took

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Speaker 1: the fall. They've all fallen down. January first, twenty twenty two,

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Speaker 1: the New Manhattan District, Alvin Bragg from Harlem, New York,

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Speaker 1: Harlem Standard, Fuck Up, oh Man Podcast. It's been one

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Speaker 1: thing after another thing, and a couple of weeks ago,

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Speaker 1: it was two weeks ago everybody was like, it's over,

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Speaker 1: it's not happening. After slob Dick he said it. He

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Speaker 1: predicted he was going to get arrested, and he called

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Speaker 1: for protest. People will protest for Dick Stain, Donald Trump.

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Speaker 1: And let me tell you, guys something, I truly hope

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Speaker 1: that you don't just watch one point of view when

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Speaker 1: it comes to your news, whether it's podcast, whether it's

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Speaker 1: the YouTube, whether it's the Fox News, the CSNBC, the

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Speaker 1: Ben Shapiro, the Alex Jones, all of it. Study the

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Speaker 1: opposing points of you. I watched it all last night.

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Speaker 1: I watched it all last night. I watched hours it

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Speaker 1: his shit, I watched Shawan Handy, I watched Tucker Carlson,

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Speaker 1: Tucker Carlson showing handy. They had Dick Stain, Donald Trump

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Speaker 1: Junior up there, they had Eric Trump Eric Trump said,

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Speaker 1: my father he's gonna fight because he's a fighter. He's

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Speaker 1: gonna fight like he always does. And I'm thinking to myself,

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Speaker 1: you think your dad's a fighter? Where was he in Vietnam?

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Speaker 1: He got drafted, an old man, Fred, that racist pile

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Speaker 1: rant on this year, I am rapports stereo podcast Dick Stay.

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Speaker 1: not forget. They got al capone on taxes. He died

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Speaker 1: you fat fuck you. Like I said, this ain't gonna

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Speaker 1: He's cut. He's cut. He's not a machine. He's a man,

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Speaker 1: attacking the body. Attack the body, the body, the body. Oh,

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Speaker 1: Donald Trump, this is the where were you when it happened? Moment?

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Speaker 1: Mike Pence, he tried to hang you, and you still

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Speaker 1: It's a fact. It's a fact. When people say this

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Speaker 1: a martyr, but he's been a martyr. Why I have

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Speaker 1: where we are, me, Michael Rappaport, Ak the disruptive warrior.

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Speaker 1: am Rappaport and I am re representing all of you.

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Speaker 1: Motherfucker's lock this fuck up, throw away, the key train,

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Speaker 1: the fucking swamp, make America greater. Wonder bread bag and

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Speaker 1: olive oil treatment for this country's greatest criminal, the greatest

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Speaker 1: This is it going to do anything. But it's a smear,

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Speaker 1: It's a little cut. It's one small step for man

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Speaker 1: And let me tell you, guys, something for you people

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Speaker 1: a beautiful, beautiful spring day. There's always been crime in

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Speaker 1: not right, it's not American. We should do better, we

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Speaker 1: Instead of nominating. It shouldn't have even gotten as far

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Speaker 1: It's Halloween. On January sixth, goofball. They thought ship was

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Speaker 1: sweet running through the Capitol like this, dude's a martyr.

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Speaker 1: Good you did fourteen fucking munths in jail. Anyway, I'm done, finished.

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Speaker 1: I'm wishing everybody a fantastic weekend. I am wishing everybody

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Speaker 1: the honor and the privilege of handcuffing that fuck, fingerprinting

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Speaker 1: monk shot. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, fantastic, and never forget you

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Speaker 1: did it to yourself. You fuck you, you did it

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Speaker 1: to yourself. You're not a victim, You're a loudmouth, obnoxious motherfucker.

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Speaker 1: Ran out of favors game so disrupted, came saw and

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Speaker 1: fully destructed. Tell a friend to Tell a friend to

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Speaker 1: listen to the Iron Rappaport Stereo podcast Miles Jourdan aka

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Speaker 1: The Bleach Trunts aka The Dust Brothers. Take me Autie

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Speaker 1: here with something real nice. Take me Autie here with

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Speaker 1: something real loud, but most warningly, take me out of

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