Speaker 1: From Los Angeles and one and only Famous Perez Perez Hilton.
Speaker 2: Hi, friends, welcome to the PHP booker here Perez right there?
Speaker 2: How you doing?
Speaker 3: We have too much show today with big superstars and
Speaker 3: juicy topics. I'm talking Beyonce, Diddy, fifty Cent, Brad Pitt, Lizzo, Gypsy,
Speaker 3: Rose Blanchard, Kim Zoziak and more. Yes, Kim Zoziak is
Speaker 3: not a superstar, but we're still talking about her. What Shade?
Speaker 3: I had a wonderful weekend. I'm sure you did too.
Speaker 3: Let's get right to Beyonce because she's not only dominating conversation,
Speaker 3: she is also slaying the charts. Her new album, Renaissance,
Speaker 3: is projected, obviously to debut at number one with the
Speaker 3: biggest opening so far of twenty twenty four. Yes, bigger
Speaker 3: than Ariana Grande, who had a very impressive first week
Speaker 3: as well. Impressively, it is perhaps going to debut bigger
Speaker 3: than Renaissance, her last album, so in this day and age,
Speaker 3: As I've said before, anytime an artist can move more
Speaker 3: than last time, that's a major success. Renaissance moved three
Speaker 3: hundred and thirty two k in August of twenty twenty two.
Speaker 3: And this one Cowboy Carter is projected to do over
Speaker 3: three hundred and fifty K. So congrats to Beyonce. As
Speaker 3: Perezi Damis predicted. I literally said it was going to
Speaker 3: do well because the first song was a hit Texas Hold'em,
Speaker 3: and there would be a lot of controversy. Even before
Speaker 3: the controversy happened. I said there was going to be controversy.
Speaker 3: Did I not say that?
Speaker 2: I don't recall any of this. I mean you, predicting
Speaker 2: that the Beyonce album is going to be big is
Speaker 2: like predicting that the sun's going to come up today.
Speaker 2: Like come on.
Speaker 3: I literally said why it was to be big? I
Speaker 3: said there was gonna be controversy, and there was. People
Speaker 3: are upset for a variety of reasons, but I would
Speaker 3: say the biggest one that many folks are angry at
Speaker 3: Beyonce is because she remade Dolly Parton's classic Jolene right
Speaker 3: up there with I Will Always Love You as perhaps
Speaker 3: her most famous song. Sure, and I need to either
Speaker 3: let you know or remind everybody Dolly fucking approved this.
Speaker 3: Dolly is cool with it.
Speaker 2: Prus nobody's upset.
Speaker 3: Have you not seen social media?
Speaker 2: You live on this internet place where it's just all haters.
Speaker 2: I don't count those people. No one's upset.
Speaker 3: A lot of people think she ruined it. There was disrespectful,
Speaker 3: la la la la. Anyways, let me start off with
Speaker 3: that song and then I'll share my overall on the album.
Speaker 3: There are so many countless covers of Jolene. I love
Speaker 3: that Beyonce didn't do that. She reimagined the song and
Speaker 3: wrote new lyrics, which is what upset many people, but
Speaker 3: I love it. You want to cover, go listen to
Speaker 3: the Miley Cyrus one or the other hundreds out there.
Speaker 2: Go to any American idol audition and you'll hear nineteen
Speaker 2: kids doing it. I mean, it's just not special, and
Speaker 2: she made it different, which I appreciate.
Speaker 3: And with regards to the whole album, a lot of
Speaker 3: people think many things. I love it. There's only one
Speaker 3: thing I don't love, which is it's fucking long. It
Speaker 3: is long. Oh my god, it's like too much of
Speaker 3: a good thing. I don't think that any music album
Speaker 3: should be more than sixty minutes personally, but this one's
Speaker 3: close to like an hour hour over, like an hour
Speaker 3: and twenty minutes around. It's just it's too much music,
Speaker 3: but I love it, and it made so much sense
Speaker 3: what she said before the album came out. She said,
Speaker 3: this is not a country album, It's a Beyonce album.
Speaker 3: And that's one of my favorite things about the album.
Speaker 3: It is sonically all over the place, yet really cohesive.
Speaker 3: It's country, it's hip hop, she's rapping on there, it's classical,
Speaker 3: it's folk. Like there's one song even there that she's
Speaker 3: giving us like an aria, like she's singing opera. And
Speaker 3: I still like Renaissance better. Really, I still like Renaissance better,
Speaker 3: but this is the album that's gonna win her the Grammy.
Speaker 3: It tells a story, it tells many stories. I also
Speaker 3: love that she collaborated with so many black country music
Speaker 3: artists and shared her spotlight and shined it on them
Speaker 3: and elevated them in the process. Like it's just I
Speaker 3: mean it's sonically. I listened to it so many times
Speaker 3: over the last few days, like I can't stop listening
Speaker 3: to it. I love it. I guess I'm just gay.
Speaker 3: I like Renaissance better, but I love this also. It's
Speaker 3: a great, great album in my opinion.
Speaker 2: All right, So to your point about the Grammy, I'm
Speaker 2: almost more pissed at jay Z today than I was
Speaker 2: the day that I was pissed that he was whining
Speaker 2: like a little baby about his wife not getting the
Speaker 2: fucking Grammy. Because she's got to get the Grammy this year.
Speaker 2: And it is a genre bending album. It's so unique
Speaker 2: and so special that it does so many different things,
Speaker 2: and you named all the things that it is, but
Speaker 2: it's back to her statement, it's none of those because
Speaker 2: it's just a Beyonce record. She took so many different
Speaker 2: kinds of formats and made, like I said, a genre
Speaker 2: bending album. I really wish you would have kept this
Speaker 2: trap shut. Because people win she wins this year, they're
Speaker 2: gonna say she got it because jay Z whined about
Speaker 2: it on the last Grammys, and that's gonna fuck annoy
Speaker 2: me because it's not true. She's gonna get it. Because
Speaker 2: I don't care what Taylor puts out in a couple
Speaker 2: of weeks. Oh, her boyfriend broke up with her boy
Speaker 2: We've never heard that before. I doubt it's gonna be
Speaker 2: genre bending like this one.
Speaker 3: Well. Taylor's also Grammys are a lot like the Academy
Speaker 3: Awards too. All Right, Taylor's already won Album of the
Speaker 3: year three times, Beyonce has never won. Even if this
Speaker 3: is the album of Taylor Swift's rear, zero chance she's
Speaker 3: gonna win.
Speaker 2: No, I agree with you. I have two notes. I
Speaker 2: don't care about the Joelene stuff. I'm glad she did
Speaker 2: her version rendition of it. I actually still like Miley's better.
Speaker 3: Too obvious. But it's a different song. It's not a cover.
Speaker 3: It's a new song.
Speaker 2: It's a reimagination, but it's still the same hook, and
Speaker 2: it's the same song. It's called Joelene.
Speaker 3: Okay, so it's the same song.
Speaker 2: It's still Jolene. And so there's that. Let's set that
Speaker 2: aside for a second. One thing you didn't mention that
Speaker 2: I'm really shocked is mentioning Blackbird and I speaking of covers. Boy,
Speaker 2: we're sitting here talking about Joeline. You should have led
Speaker 2: with Blackbird. I mean to me, that song is so moving.
Speaker 2: To cover the Beatles and to cover a song about
Speaker 2: segregation to where it hits you right in the fucking
Speaker 2: heart when she's singing about it. It is so moving
Speaker 2: and so touching. I mean, to cover the Beatles, Who's
Speaker 2: done it? Great Aerosmith did, Fiona Apple did, Across the universe.
Speaker 2: Millions of people have tried. No one succeeded. This is
Speaker 2: a masterpiece of a song. You hear it and you're
Speaker 2: immediately embarrassed that we're talking about segregation and things that
Speaker 2: happen here in this country, and it just fuck. If
Speaker 2: it doesn't hit you in the middle of the chest,
Speaker 2: you're not paying attention. It's a fucking great song. I mean,
Speaker 2: what a great version. I loved it, loved it makes
Speaker 2: the hair in the back of my next stand up good.
Speaker 2: Like great version that Levi's genus.
Speaker 3: Post Malone. That's one of my favorites. I love the
Speaker 3: ya Ya song too mean. I love that's so good.
Speaker 3: I love the Daughter song. I think that's the one
Speaker 3: that she's doing like the opera. I just love it all.
Speaker 3: It's so good.
Speaker 2: Her and Miley together just works.
Speaker 3: I love that one. But as an album track, I
Speaker 3: don't think that's a single.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you might be right about that.
Speaker 3: I love it, though.
Speaker 2: If I'm gonna be nitpicky, two covers on an album,
Speaker 2: that's a little bit much for me. Joe Lene is
Speaker 2: not a cover, Perez, It's the same fucking song. She
Speaker 2: changed a couple of lyrics to say creole bitch or whatever.
Speaker 2: It's like saying the Atari's Boys of Summer. Well, you
Speaker 2: know there's there's a deadhead sticker on a Cadillac. It's
Speaker 2: a cover.
Speaker 3: She rewrote all the lyrics, they're all new lyrics.
Speaker 2: It's still the same hook show.
Speaker 3: I knew.
Speaker 2: It's all about the same thing that other woman. It's
Speaker 2: the same song. It's not original, it's a.
Speaker 3: Total different meaning.
Speaker 2: It's like it's still a cover. And this is my critique,
Speaker 2: not fucking yours. I didn't jump in on yours and
Speaker 2: say your opinion sucks. Renaissance is nowhere near the record
Speaker 2: that this is not even close him bitching about a
Speaker 2: decent dance record, Like, come on versus this. This is
Speaker 2: a great fucking album. That's my opinion on that.
Speaker 3: So there you're all right, There we go. What do
Speaker 3: you guys think of the album? Eight as always for
Speaker 3: anything you want to chime in on eight hundred seventy
Speaker 3: one one one eight five. In more music related news,
Speaker 3: Ditty's ship is going down and he's taking so many
Speaker 3: others down with him. First Ditty specific update. I never
Speaker 3: believe those websites that say this person is worth that
Speaker 3: much and that person's worth this much. Diddy is allegedly
Speaker 3: a billionaire, but so much of that is tied or
Speaker 3: was tied to the entities that he was associated with
Speaker 3: and their public net worth and how much they trade
Speaker 3: for and all of.
Speaker 2: This paper millionaire.
Speaker 3: So does he have a billion dollars in the bank?
Speaker 3: Hell no. This very interesting report came to light over
Speaker 3: the weekend that Diddy owes nearly one hundred million dollars
Speaker 3: in mortgages on all of his homes.
Speaker 2: Well, everybody's making a big deal about that. I mean,
Speaker 2: he has his properties heavily leveraged. Most people that have
Speaker 2: money do. Everybody's getting all crazy about that. I just
Speaker 2: didn't think that was a big deal.
Speaker 3: All I'm saying is I hope for I mean, I
Speaker 3: don't care if he's guilty. You know he's guilty, but
Speaker 3: like it could be very perilous for him if he
Speaker 3: doesn't have a lot of cash liquid, because I do
Speaker 3: foresee him ending up in prison like r Kelly, Well,
Speaker 3: what are.
Speaker 2: The charges though he's walking around still smiling.
Speaker 3: Last week I just focused on the human trafficking charges,
Speaker 3: but there's much more. This is why the Feds did
Speaker 3: what they did. It's human trafficking on its own is
Speaker 3: a serious charge, but according to the latest reports, it's
Speaker 3: human trafficking. And he's also facing drug charges and gun charges,
Speaker 3: so multiple charges. Fuck, fucked, fucked.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: We'll see.
Speaker 2: The rich usually get off for everything. I mean, it's
Speaker 2: real hard to prove things. I mean, what do they
Speaker 2: have tied to him? I just don't I don't understand
Speaker 2: what they're alleging.
Speaker 3: If he does end up in prison like r Kelly,
Speaker 3: it's many, many years out, a lot of appeals and
Speaker 3: things before that.
Speaker 2: Sure.
Speaker 3: What I mean by that is that it's gonna cost
Speaker 3: him I would guess safely ten million dollars in legal
Speaker 3: fees to fight that. Ten million dollars He cash he
Speaker 3: probably has, but he might have to sell a home
Speaker 3: or two in order to get that liquid. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Wish him well allegedly.
Speaker 2: You allegedly wish him well.
Speaker 3: We'll see. But yes, as you mentioned, he's out and
Speaker 3: about which this I actually think is a good thing
Speaker 3: and I support this. Diddy was spotted in Miami, where
Speaker 3: he has a house with his young minor daughters, going
Speaker 3: to top golf. I think it was And even though
Speaker 3: his life and everything professionally and personally is a mess.
Speaker 3: I'm glad that he's providing an escape and stability and
Speaker 3: somewhat normalcy for his daughters.
Speaker 2: Look, I think that's all for show, and I think
Speaker 2: he wants to show that he's a normal guy. I'm
Speaker 2: a dad and I'm out there and I'm just doing
Speaker 2: normal things. And this is a witch hunt, and you know,
Speaker 2: I'm going to go live my life. How many other
Speaker 2: times do we have pictures of him out with this
Speaker 2: kid's fingers.
Speaker 3: That's a really good point.
Speaker 2: Come on, this is all like manipulated tugget your heartstrings.
Speaker 2: Oh he's just a good dad. That boat sailed for
Speaker 2: me a long time ago. Okay, so put all the
Speaker 2: pictures you want. Call the paparazzi every time you fucking
Speaker 2: she had a shamrock. Knock yourself out. I think you're
Speaker 2: going down. Actually, I don't hope he goes. I couldn't
Speaker 2: care less, to be honest with you, I just stick
Speaker 2: to what I know. I think the guy's a bad guy.
Speaker 2: I've always thought he was a bad guy, and I'm.
Speaker 3: Not the only one. Actually, somebody that you might know
Speaker 3: echoed the exact same sentiment. I'm sure you've worked with
Speaker 3: or no Tanika Ray right? No, oh god, she's like
Speaker 3: an entertainment journalist. I think she worked at Extra for
Speaker 3: a long ass time. But before she was an entertainment journalist,
Speaker 3: Tanika Ray was a dancer and she was one of
Speaker 3: Diddy's backup dancers way back in the nineties. And she
Speaker 3: won't go into specifics, but she said she had an
Speaker 3: interaction and after that she just stayed away. Because he's
Speaker 3: a bad person literally almost exactly what you said, but
Speaker 3: women still flock to him. In fact, he still has
Speaker 3: a girlfriend.
Speaker 2: Hey, if R Kelly was out of jail right now,
Speaker 2: there'd be nine guys I was lining up to suck
Speaker 2: him off.
Speaker 3: You know how the World War was good point. Ditty
Speaker 3: is dating one of those city girls rappers Young Miami,
Speaker 3: and she too, is named in the legal proceedings against Ditty, allegedly,
Speaker 3: like that guy that was arrested last week, she allegedly
Speaker 3: also served as a drug mule for Ditty, helping him
Speaker 3: procure drugs, specifically Tucci or Tuki or whatever. Allegedly, Diddy
Speaker 3: loves this thing called pink cocaine, which is some combination
Speaker 3: of cocaine and ecstasy. I didn't even know that existed
Speaker 3: or that was a thing either. I'm not saying Diddy
Speaker 3: does it, but allegedly he does, and does she. She
Speaker 3: is denying those allegations though, wanting to clear her name.
Speaker 3: So I had to put that out there.
Speaker 2: What does drug mule really mean? I mean drug mule
Speaker 2: to me means you're taking kilos of coke and you're
Speaker 2: sneaking them across the border, not like, hey, I'm traveling
Speaker 2: with your eight ball.
Speaker 3: All right, drug handler, whatever the fuck you want to
Speaker 3: call it. Andro and connoisseur also helping him get it.
Speaker 2: People in the music business don't have problems getting drugs.
Speaker 3: This just in well, speaking of the music business and
Speaker 3: people going down with Ditty, fifty Cent is seeking full
Speaker 3: custody of his twelve year old son eleven eleven year
Speaker 3: old son Sire because his baby mama also was named
Speaker 3: in this Ditty lawsuit. Allegedly, Daphne Joy is on Ditty's payroll. Basically,
Speaker 3: she's a allegedly I've used allegedly so many damn times today.
Speaker 2: If I still titled the show, I would title it allegedly.
Speaker 3: Allegedly. She's a very high class escort that Ditty keeps
Speaker 3: on retainer and when fifty Cent read that, which isn't
Speaker 3: proven to be true, who knows? He took to social
Speaker 3: media because that what he that's what he does.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's an excellent troll.
Speaker 3: But like fighting his baby mama publicly, mind seriously making
Speaker 3: this all so in your face, I don't like it.
Speaker 3: She Daphne Joy is denying that, of course, and in retaliation,
Speaker 3: she claims that fifty Cent while they were together, raped her,
Speaker 3: sexually assaulted her and also was physically abusive. He's denying that. God,
Speaker 3: this has just all become so messy and gross and
Speaker 3: let's just move on. Not as messy or gross nor
Speaker 3: particularly surprising, but got a lot of people talking. Was
Speaker 3: the news that recently released jailbird Gypsy Rose Blanchard has
Speaker 3: announced that she and her husband have separated. They got
Speaker 3: married back in July of twenty twenty two, while she
Speaker 3: was still serving her prison sentence, and she's only been
Speaker 3: out just like a little bit. But they could not
Speaker 3: make it work, which isn't surprising because did they really
Speaker 3: know each other before? Like, how well do you know
Speaker 3: somebody that you married while you're in prison?
Speaker 2: I mean, this guy looks like a science teacher or something.
Speaker 3: He is a teacher. Actually, you look at the.
Speaker 2: Two of them and you're like, what the hell's going
Speaker 2: on here?
Speaker 3: Well, he was giving her the good d As she
Speaker 3: mentioned in science. Her being off social media will be
Speaker 3: good for her. Her having some alone time will be
Speaker 3: good for her. Her reconnecting with her father will be
Speaker 3: good for her because she moved in with her dad,
Speaker 3: and just giving her a little bit of space before
Speaker 3: Pete Davidson makes his move.
Speaker 2: You know, that was such a dumb joke, funny because
Speaker 2: it's probably true.
Speaker 3: I mean, now I'm really curious though, I want to know, Like,
Speaker 3: you know, she's elevated herself to this pop culture personality.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to call her a celebrity, but people
Speaker 3: are interested in her, and I want to know, like
Speaker 3: what happened. If I had to guess, my guess is
Speaker 3: she dumped the guy. But why, Like, why did you
Speaker 3: dump him?
Speaker 2: Oh, she's emotionally unstable as a person. Look, maybe he
Speaker 2: dipped out of this too. Her with freedom versus her
Speaker 2: you know, in a cage and talking to her on
Speaker 2: the phone. Maybe two entirely different things. So who knows.
Speaker 2: I'm not blaming. I'm not going to blame him. I'm
Speaker 2: not going to blame her. I think anybody that gets
Speaker 2: with someone like her while she's in prison is a
Speaker 2: mental patient themselves. So you got two mental patients, and
Speaker 2: who can rationalize what the fucking those two are up to?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, you know what I think would be actually
Speaker 3: the best thing for her. She should go to college.
Speaker 3: I don't even think she did high school. I think
Speaker 3: she got her ged in prison, So just truly educating
Speaker 3: herself and becoming a better, more evolved person in every
Speaker 3: way will be really good for her. Maybe that's something
Speaker 3: also that Lizzo should consider taking a break going to school,
Speaker 3: because the whole celebrity thing is I say this in
Speaker 3: all sincerity, she needs a time out. She and her
Speaker 3: team have mishandled the whole legal situation. I'm going to assume,
Speaker 3: just for the sake of this argument, that Lizzo is
Speaker 3: innocent of all the allegations made against her by her
Speaker 3: former backup dancers. Right, but she was adamant that they're
Speaker 3: all lying and seeking a payday. She took such a
Speaker 3: hit to her reputation in her career by not just
Speaker 3: giving them some money. It sucks, But like if you're innocent,
Speaker 3: just quickly quietly squashed this and make it go away
Speaker 3: before it becomes a big, ongoing thing. And that's what's happened,
Speaker 3: and she's had a real hard time handling all of this.
Speaker 3: I want to be very empathetic and sincere because of
Speaker 3: one particular thing that Lizzo said, she made a big
Speaker 3: announcement on social media that she's quitting. This is what
Speaker 3: she wrote, quote, I'm getting tired of putting up with
Speaker 3: being dragged by everyone in my life and on the internet.
Speaker 3: All I want is to make music and make people
Speaker 3: happy and help the world be a little better than
Speaker 3: how I found it. But I'm starting to feel like
Speaker 3: the world doesn't want me in it. I'm inclined to
Speaker 3: believe when somebody says a statement like that, it's not
Speaker 3: like fake sympathy. That to me reads like she's suicidal.
Speaker 3: And I want to be very careful with how I
Speaker 3: talk about it because I don't want to make things
Speaker 3: worse for her. So I hope she can seek professional help.
Speaker 3: I hope she takes time to get better, because you
Speaker 3: shouldn't be feeling like that, even if you are guilty,
Speaker 3: even if you did all the things that you're accused
Speaker 3: of right, you know. She went on to say, I'm
Speaker 3: constantly against lies being told about me for clout and views,
Speaker 3: being the butt of the joke every single time because
Speaker 3: of how I look, my character being picked apart by
Speaker 3: people who don't know me and disrespecting my name. I
Speaker 3: didn't sign up for this shit. I quit.
Speaker 2: Okay, she'll be back. I mean, all I hear is
Speaker 2: I don't know if she was a pain in the ass.
Speaker 2: I always say, whether it's smoke this fire, she probably
Speaker 2: was a pain in the ass. Maybe some part of
Speaker 2: it was her being eccentric and it's a character that
Speaker 2: she was portraying, or seriously, who knows. And the thing
Speaker 2: is who cares? Fire them all and get new people
Speaker 2: like if they don't want to get on board with
Speaker 2: what you're doing, they can all leave. You know. Writing
Speaker 2: a check when you're not in the wrong is hard
Speaker 2: to do. But maybe she didn't realize she was in
Speaker 2: the wrong. And I don't think your advice is terrible.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you are gonna have the right checks and they suck.
Speaker 2: And it's part of being famous, it's part of being rich,
Speaker 2: it's part of when you come up with the wrong
Speaker 2: people around you and you don't have the right team,
Speaker 2: and this and that, it's just growing pains and to
Speaker 2: tap out, what a baby, Shut up, get back on
Speaker 2: the horse and fucking go out and sing a song.
Speaker 2: And don't worry about everybody else on the internet. You
Speaker 2: sound like a big cry baby on the fucking internet. Enough. Seriously,
Speaker 2: just go sing your fucking songs. If they're good, people
Speaker 2: will listen. They will.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm sending her positive vibes. Also sending positive vibes
Speaker 3: to Kim Zolsiak from the Real Housewives of Atlanta well
Speaker 3: formerly she wishes she was still on that show. It
Speaker 3: sucks because we want to protect our children at all costs,
Speaker 3: and when we get our children embroiled in our drama
Speaker 3: or our messiness. Thankfully, that has not happened to my
Speaker 3: kids yet, but I expect that it probably it definitely will,
Speaker 3: I'm sure at some point in their lives in some way.
Speaker 3: And that's what happened to Kim Zolsiak. Recently, her daughter
Speaker 3: Brielle had her Range Rover repossessed, and it seems like
Speaker 3: Kim's financial issues are bleeding into her daughter's life as well.
Speaker 3: Wah wah. She has not made her car payments in
Speaker 3: a long ass time, though. I don't understand this, Like,
Speaker 3: this is the wildest thing. If you can't afford a car,
Speaker 3: give it back and buy a used car or I
Speaker 3: don't fucking know. She owes over eighty nine thousand dollars
Speaker 3: and missed car payments. Jesus, she had not paid her
Speaker 3: car in years. Years? How could you not pay your
Speaker 3: car in years? I don't understand.
Speaker 2: Well, you're telling her to go get a used car.
Speaker 2: How's she gonna do that? She can't pay for the
Speaker 2: car she has. She has no money. It sounds like
Speaker 2: they have no money whatsoever.
Speaker 3: How is she paying all the bills?
Speaker 2: Maybe she's not. Oh god, look, it's hard to repossess
Speaker 2: a property. It's hard to repel a car, you know.
Speaker 2: It takes some time. People have rights. When you can't
Speaker 2: make payments, you do have some rights, and even if
Speaker 2: you've done creditors or whomever wrong, it takes a while
Speaker 2: to untangle all of it. And I think that's what's happening. Slowly,
Speaker 2: but surely, they'll come for their shit. It sounds like
Speaker 2: she has no money.
Speaker 3: It's not all doom and gloom, though, According to reports,
Speaker 3: Kim Zolziak recently filmed a pilot for a new reality
Speaker 3: TV show, and I think it'd be good for her
Speaker 3: career and her life and good drama because there's so
Speaker 3: much going on, So I hope that happens for her.
Speaker 2: Apparently she still has enough money for plastic surgery. I
Speaker 2: just saw a picture of her for the first time
Speaker 2: the other day.
Speaker 3: No, people don't are still she gets it for free. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's not plastic surgery. She's just like filler and botox.
Speaker 2: Queen whatever. There's a lot going on there. I just
Speaker 2: saw a picture of her for the first time the
Speaker 2: other day. I was like, Oh, that's who the girl
Speaker 2: is that we talk about all the time. And I
Speaker 2: was like, Wow, a lot of work being done there,
Speaker 2: or a lot of something.
Speaker 3: Well that's nothing new, even more work being done. We
Speaker 3: spoke last week. I forget which show about Christine Quinn.
Speaker 3: Actually I think maybe both shows. Christine Quinn this reality star.
Speaker 3: Speaking of reality stars, she was on Selling Sunset and
Speaker 3: she and her husband got involved in this domestic dispute
Speaker 3: and the police were called blah blah. To be fair,
Speaker 3: because I like to share both sides of the story.
Speaker 3: He is obviously denying all charges and requested a restraining
Speaker 3: order out against her, saying that she filed this false
Speaker 3: police report to give her an advantage for custody. She's
Speaker 3: denying that, but anyways, She's now made even more allegations
Speaker 3: against him, saying that he has untreated mental illness, that
Speaker 3: he recently faked a suicide attempt, that before all of this,
Speaker 3: he peeded on the floor through dog poop, and just
Speaker 3: all sorts of crazy allegations.
Speaker 2: That's all they are. I think they are both toxic people.
Speaker 2: One's claiming one thing, one's claiming the polar opposite. Truth
Speaker 2: is somewhere in the middle. Usually like likes like so
Speaker 2: asshole likes asshole. That's the way I see this one.
Speaker 3: Not always though not always.
Speaker 2: No, most of the time.
Speaker 3: Let's be honest in more reality a TV news if actually,
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't, I don't. I have zero anything
Speaker 3: to doubt her, But I mean, what are the odds?
Speaker 3: The only just is like, what are the odds? But
Speaker 3: like Bethany Frankel was amongst this small group of women
Speaker 3: in New York City that were attacked by this weird, dangerous,
Speaker 3: toxic man. Thankfully, though he's been arrested, but he attacked
Speaker 3: several women in New York and just so, what are
Speaker 3: the odds? What are the odds? So crazy? And interestingly,
Speaker 3: she she kept it secret for a while because she
Speaker 3: was embarrassed.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, there's a story here. I better report
Speaker 2: this to everybody. I'll say it. Chris Booker doesn't believe
Speaker 2: for shit, Okay, all right, just say it. I don't
Speaker 2: believe her. I think she's headlined hungry and I don't
Speaker 2: believe her. But that doesn't mean it didn't happen either.
Speaker 2: But I just don't believe. Yeah, someone that lives online
Speaker 2: as much as she does, if something so traumatic happened
Speaker 2: and so attention getting or would give her the attention
Speaker 2: she wanted. If it truly happened, she'd be barking about
Speaker 2: it day one. She wouldn't be like, Oh, I'm just
Speaker 2: gonna compartmentalize this. I don't believe it.
Speaker 3: That was my initial inclination, buddy, You know, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I can't believe. You're afraid to say. I'm not afraid
Speaker 2: to say that I don't believe something because I don't
Speaker 2: believe anybody ever. So unless I was in the room
Speaker 2: and fucking saw it. I believe everyone's full of shit.
Speaker 2: Go back one story. Those two fucking people that I
Speaker 2: don't know who they are. I don't believe either one
Speaker 2: of them. There, I said it. I don't give a shit.
Speaker 2: I bet they're both fucking got some sort of craziness
Speaker 2: about them, and they found one another because they're both crazy.
Speaker 2: Because me, at my age, I see a crazy person,
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm gonna stay away from that motherfucker. Most
Speaker 2: crazy people are attracted to other crazy people. So I
Speaker 2: don't believe anything that I ever fucking hear.
Speaker 3: Well, speaking of crazy people being attracted to each other.
Speaker 3: Former It couple Brad Pitt and Angelina and Joe Lee
Speaker 3: are finally settling their custody dispute. Wow, because Brad Pitt
Speaker 3: has given up. They've they've been working their way through
Speaker 3: the courts now for about six years. No no, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: eight years, eight years, eight years.
Speaker 2: The kids are probably close to over eighteen at this point.
Speaker 3: The reason why, that's exactly why he's given up. Shiloh,
Speaker 3: there's only three kids that are still minors. Shiloh is seventeen,
Speaker 3: so she's almost eighteen, and then the twins are fifteen
Speaker 3: years old, and you know, I would imagine that they
Speaker 3: they probably at fifteen, can talk to a judge and
Speaker 3: just and say, well, I don't feel safe, or I
Speaker 3: don't want to live with my dad, or I.
Speaker 2: Think that's a lot of bullshit between them too that
Speaker 2: they've put out there. I think, look, if you got
Speaker 2: a kid that's fifteen, okay, and you got two parents
Speaker 2: and they both want to be with the kid, they
Speaker 2: can see through all of anything. They know what's going
Speaker 2: on with their parents. They know who's the real one
Speaker 2: or who's projecting bullshit. And if they want to be
Speaker 2: with dad, they're going to go be with dad, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean, on the weekend. And that's just
Speaker 2: the end of it. They're all enough to make their
Speaker 2: own decisions, and I think they're old enough to smell bullshit.
Speaker 2: I'm not surprised that somebody ran the white flag up
Speaker 2: the pole. I'm not because you're not gonna get anywhere.
Speaker 2: She's dug in with a ton of money. He's got
Speaker 2: a ton of money. What are you getting out of this?
Speaker 2: You're just wasting your money. The kids will figure it
Speaker 2: out on their own. They're becoming adults. They'll decide who
Speaker 2: they want to spend their Thanksgiving with or they're Christmas
Speaker 2: or whatever they will. So it's usually just a waste
Speaker 2: of money.
Speaker 3: I mean, they have all the money in the world.
Speaker 2: But oh god, yeah, if they were eight, this is
Speaker 2: a different story. But they're not like you said. The
Speaker 2: youngest are fifteen. They're people. They're not little children. They're people.
Speaker 2: At this point, they're becoming people. They can make their
Speaker 2: own decisions.
Speaker 3: People. Some happy news after a lot of drama today.
Speaker 3: Congratulations to Abby Hansel and her sister Brittany that conjoined
Speaker 3: twins got married. One of them did legally and in
Speaker 3: the eyes of our Lord, Abby is the married one.
Speaker 3: And wonderful news for them, and depressing as fuck for me.
Speaker 3: Even a conjoined twin confine love and marriage and I
Speaker 3: am still here a miserable spinster. Fabulous.
Speaker 2: I mean, what if the other chick doesn't like the guy,
Speaker 2: It's not like what if she did. Just put a
Speaker 2: bag over her head and check out what's happening.
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna go there. And I know it's not
Speaker 3: the Patreon, but when they're having sex, they have one
Speaker 3: vagina but two mouths. So I was just actually, no,
Speaker 3: it's so interesting. I think they each only feel half
Speaker 3: the body, so like, do they each feel half the vagina?
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know what The whole thing
Speaker 2: is really wild, And I mean I don't want to
Speaker 2: make fun of them adult it's a weird circumstance.
Speaker 3: Well, no, I'm not making fun of them.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, it's just a funny situation, is what
Speaker 2: I'm saying. I find it only to be actual to
Speaker 2: ask questions because you know, there are two brains and
Speaker 2: two sets of thoughts there, and there is only one person,
Speaker 2: and that one person's marrying someone. It's just it's a
Speaker 2: wild concept. It's like you couldn't dream it up.
Speaker 3: They're lucky to be alive because most twins of the
Speaker 3: kind that they most conjoined twins of the kind that
Speaker 3: they are, don't live as long of a life as
Speaker 3: they have, So congrats, congrats to them. All Right, one
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Speaker 2: a message board where people give us topic suggestions and
Speaker 2: there's just conversation that's always happening. And a lot of
Speaker 2: people wanted us or me to watch that Nickelodeon.
Speaker 3: Quiet on the Set.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I watched it, and well it's just so disturbing.
Speaker 3: Wait a minute, it was a multi part thing. You
Speaker 3: watched all episodes.
Speaker 2: I watched, like I know, I made it through two episodes,
Speaker 2: and I don't know how much is left, but I
Speaker 2: got the j it, like I know what's going on here.
Speaker 2: And I didn't know anything about Amanda Bindes. Like I
Speaker 2: knew she got into movies, but I didn't know she
Speaker 2: was on Nickelodeon. I'm not of that age where I
Speaker 2: ever watched Nickelodeon. It was the you know, it was
Speaker 2: an early nineties thing. I was already in my career
Speaker 2: and not watching TV at this point in my life,
Speaker 2: but watching her story and this vibrant young girl and
Speaker 2: you know, and what fame does to people, it's just
Speaker 2: it's so fucking disturbing, this whole show, and I just
Speaker 2: feel for all the kids and all the people there,
Speaker 2: and the people that work for this uh Dan Schneider guy.
Speaker 2: I mean, they paid him to be a complete monster.
Speaker 2: I wasn't there. I don't know. I also know how
Speaker 2: Hollywood works, and I know how fucking some of these
Speaker 2: producers or whatever are just they just breed it in
Speaker 2: this town. Everybody acts that way they feel like they
Speaker 2: have to. It's weird. I never understood it when I
Speaker 2: was in it. But I'm always the kind of person
Speaker 2: that just shrugs it. People when they do shit like that,
Speaker 2: I'm like, all right, well, I mean, if that's how
Speaker 2: you want to run your shop or your business, knock
Speaker 2: yourself out. It doesn't affect me, but I do understand
Speaker 2: that it affects other people differently, and they're much more
Speaker 2: sensitive than me, I guess. But it's wild. It's an
Speaker 2: ugly tale. I don't even know if I'd recommend it.
Speaker 3: Even Diddy was on that show on one of his
Speaker 3: Nickelodeon shows, so was I. I almost didn't want to
Speaker 3: mention that.
Speaker 2: I like when the adults come on and do things
Speaker 2: with the kids, but I mean, dude, some of this
Speaker 2: stuff was like they were doing like porn money shots
Speaker 2: and like peeing in their mouths like they were they
Speaker 2: these things. They were like emulating sex acts with these
Speaker 2: kids and them.
Speaker 3: Sliming them, peeing in their mouths.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's all very porny. And if you watch it
Speaker 2: and you get to the behind the scenes and you
Speaker 2: talk to the you know, the people that they're interviewing,
Speaker 2: and the conversations that they were having, even with the
Speaker 2: kids not around though, like where they came up with
Speaker 2: some of these ideas. I mean, this guy's twisted. No matter,
Speaker 2: anybody that wants to spend this much time with children,
Speaker 2: there's something fucked up with them, is you ask me?
Speaker 2: I just it's weird. It's just the whole thing's weird.
Speaker 2: It's a weird.
Speaker 3: Doc Wow, intense. Okay, all right, well, last story and
Speaker 3: let's end on something positive. Actually, Lizzo needs to focus,
Speaker 3: analyze and learn from Jennifer Lopez and how she's navigated
Speaker 3: her career over the last twenty years, or Madonna, or
Speaker 3: you know, just the people that have come before them,
Speaker 3: because both Jen and Madonna have been heavily criticized for
Speaker 3: a very long time and they just kept going. Like
Speaker 3: you said, they just pushed through. And this is what
Speaker 3: Jennifer Lopez did recently. Obviously she's a bright person. Okay,
Speaker 3: She's aware that the public is not in her favor
Speaker 3: right now. So what has she done. She retreated to
Speaker 3: her husband and just all loved up, and so much
Speaker 3: so that Ben and Jen were just spotted in Manhattan
Speaker 3: house hunting. Either they might be moving there full time
Speaker 3: or just buy another house in New York City, but
Speaker 3: a distraction and something to look forward to and work
Speaker 3: on and good on that.
Speaker 2: So because Hi, Booker and Press.
Speaker 5: This is Carol from overseas. I'm current regarding this statement
Speaker 5: from Harry and Meghan about Princess Catherine. I agree with Perees.
Speaker 5: It is shady. I noticed from the first moment. But
Speaker 5: I'm going to explain why I think it is shady.
Speaker 5: It is because, first, forget the whole Princess of Wales thing.
Speaker 5: She has asked her husband, Prince William has asked that
Speaker 5: she named Catering. So she's ill. I mean, why can't
Speaker 5: they call her the way she wants to be called?
Speaker 5: And the other thing I think Booker wanted to know
Speaker 5: the reason why they will do this is because mainly
Speaker 5: they hate the godsl William and Catering. I mean, Meghan
Speaker 5: is insanely jealous Catering. I think she wanted to be
Speaker 5: higher in the pecking order than Catering. We many of
Speaker 5: us believe that Harry pretty much hates his brother since
Speaker 5: infancy not infancy, I mean childhood, because I mean that's
Speaker 5: what the book shows. He resented his brother because his
Speaker 5: brother is dear.
Speaker 1: So they are.
Speaker 2: Trying to like, I've lost every point that she's trying
Speaker 2: to make. But hold on, stop talking, stop stop talking.
Speaker 3: Well, listen. She obviously was right because she agreed with me,
Speaker 3: so thank you.
Speaker 2: She made so much sense.
Speaker 3: She did, No, she did make sense. I agree with her. Well,
Speaker 3: you're not listening. She said that Catherine has said that
Speaker 3: this is how she wants to be called. The woman
Speaker 3: is sick. They're not respecting they're not respecting her wishes
Speaker 3: A and then b that Harry's jealous of William and
Speaker 3: has been for a long ast time. Both valid points.
Speaker 6: Okay, next call, Hey guys, sacrament I have to pause
Speaker 6: the latest one to call in about Scottistick.
Speaker 2: I actually do watch the kardash.
Speaker 6: And they focused a little on him last season. He
Speaker 6: was in that car accident and he had gotten to
Speaker 6: be in so much pain that he had put on
Speaker 6: quite a few pounds. It wasn't a lot, but it
Speaker 6: was enough. It was noticeable, and he was just having
Speaker 6: a really hard time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and went on a zempic, which we found out
Speaker 2: that he did. Ye, everybody in this town's on a
Speaker 2: Zempich or some form of it. I think I'm not
Speaker 2: You're not in this town. Well, you're at the fat people.
Speaker 2: I learned Vegas.
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