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Speaker 1: Are you ready, Scotty Lane, are you ready?

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Speaker 2: You sound hesitant? Are you ready to podcast? Are you

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Speaker 2: ready to podcast? I am. I'm very excited to be here.

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Speaker 2: Let's laugh and laugh and laugh.

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Speaker 1: Here it is Baltimore.

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Speaker 3: Man steals ambulance to drive himself to hospital.

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Speaker 2: Please say yep, that is definitely Baltimore and definitely bananas.

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Speaker 4: I still world understand? Would your mindsillion pieces? Would?

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Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen.

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Speaker 3: Welcome to the Bananas Podcast. I'm Kurt Brown Orn, I.

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Speaker 2: Am banan Boy number two. Scottie Landis, thanks for being

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Speaker 2: here with us. We have a very special guest, Curdie B.

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Speaker 2: We certainly doing before right. Just a reminder to everyone.

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Speaker 3: I'll be in Louisiana and Lafayette and Houston, Texas in

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Speaker 3: College Station, Texas in August fifth, sixth, seventh, and then

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Speaker 3: August eleventh. Of course i will be in LA at

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Speaker 3: the Dynasty Typewriter, So come see some shows and then

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Speaker 3: Scotty and I are getting ready to plan a Bananas tours.

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Speaker 2: We are wintertime, Yes we are, Yes, we are excited

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Speaker 2: them out Curti B.

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Speaker 1: Yes, our guest today is a friend of mine.

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Speaker 3: They are a fantastic comedian and actor who you may

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Speaker 3: have seen on The Fields movie Paddle ten on Netflix

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Speaker 3: or Team Coco's Meet the Staff. Please welcome the wonderful

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Speaker 3: and fantastic Ever Maynard.

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Speaker 5: Hi, thank you all for having me. I'm excited to

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Speaker 5: be bananas. Yo.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and bananas.

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Speaker 6: I can't wait to be bananas.

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Speaker 2: It's a very simple, silly little podcast. We just take

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Speaker 2: real news stories and then tell our own stories on

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Speaker 2: top of it. It's as easy as that.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you're going to Texas. That's where I'm from. I'm excited.

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Speaker 1: Where in Texas are you from?

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Speaker 6: Central? So closer to College Station?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Okay, what's college Station?

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Speaker 5: Like?

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Speaker 2: I've never been.

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Speaker 6: It is big truck town. It's the Aggies.

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Speaker 5: Okay, great Texas A and m are you what club?

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Speaker 6: I didn't know there's club? You playing in a university?

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Speaker 3: Or it is a place called Also they have not

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Speaker 3: posted ticket link yet, so maybe this show is not happening.

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Speaker 6: Great sign sign.

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Speaker 3: I love doing stand up comedy. It's a place called

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Speaker 3: third Floor CANTEENA look at that. Okay, jazz club, I think,

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Speaker 3: and then we're gonna do some comedy, but it'll be jazzy.

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Speaker 6: It's gonna be fun. I think it's gonna be fun.

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Speaker 6: It sounds like a great.

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Speaker 3: Time, right, I'm not going to undersell it. I think

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Speaker 3: it's gonna be fantastic.

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Speaker 6: You're gonna say, yeah, pop were in love it. People

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Speaker 6: are gonna go nut.

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Speaker 5: If you're looking for banana stories, just go on Craigslist,

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Speaker 5: go on Central Texas Craigslist.

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Speaker 6: I found a free cow on Craigslist.

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Speaker 1: E free cow.

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Speaker 2: Was there something wrong with it? Like they were like,

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Speaker 2: this is this thing, get it out of here? Old?

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Speaker 5: They didn't have a working truck. I was looking for

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Speaker 5: an old truck and then they were like I don't

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Speaker 5: have and that's how it popped up in the feed.

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Speaker 5: It was like, I don't have a truck anymore. Somebody

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Speaker 5: take this cow off my hand.

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Speaker 2: Yes, to Craigslist is still the best for that combination.

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Speaker 3: Fine, I don't have a truck anymore. So therefore someone

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Speaker 3: take this cow because what he was just driving the cow?

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Speaker 6: Well, you can't feed it.

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Speaker 5: How are you gonna get hay to it or feed

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Speaker 6: Need to shuffle it around?

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Speaker 1: This amount that I know about having a cow.

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Speaker 6: Hey, you can't just have a cow with the Weiota

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Speaker 5: I guess you can't get that fucking Honda fit out

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like a shock to get the cow. That

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Speaker 2: was the first mistake in this transaction. Now this thing

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Speaker 6: Take this cow off my hands.

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Speaker 2: A lot of comedy people from Texas. Texas has a

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Speaker 5: you wait, gay it's fun.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a unique state. Good sounds about Yeah, No,

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Speaker 5: I started comedy in Austin when I was like eighteen,

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Speaker 3: You started at eighteen. You knew you want to do

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Speaker 5: Yeah, my parents, my parents really encouraged me to be

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Speaker 6: If you know that special?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well I could have really right now.

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Speaker 5: We sat around it like as a family viewing, and

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Speaker 5: then less than five minutes in my mom was like,

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's good.

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Speaker 3: I don't even know your mom, and I really it's

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Speaker 1: Been Do you feel like at eighteen you had any

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Speaker 6: No? No, I was eighteen and it was early two thousands.

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Speaker 6: All jokes from that time are bad.

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Speaker 5: and like I'm you know, improv and then you're trying

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Speaker 6: What do I have to say?

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Speaker 3: Second, were you improvising at Esther's Folly's.

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Speaker 6: Oh my god, that was like a wet dream.

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Speaker 5: I would try to like sneak into their like plays

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Speaker 2: I don't know the theory that bad improv is the

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Speaker 2: You can get through it. Bad singing, great, bad dancing. Obviously,

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Speaker 2: It really is like hell for me. That would be

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Speaker 6: You know what's worse than that being booked on a

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Speaker 2: Improv, no no no.

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Speaker 6: And there's bad improv.

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Speaker 5: I got tricked into that a few times, and then

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Speaker 5: I'll let you I have never I'll never be the same.

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Speaker 6: Somebody, come take my cow. Jesus take the cow.

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Speaker 1: Jesus take this cow.

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 3: Do you guys want to hear about this Baltimore man

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Speaker 3: because guess what? It was a bait and switch.

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Speaker 2: Guys.

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Speaker 3: Oh, it was a bait and switch. I'm not gonna

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Speaker 3: do that story. Wow, I'm gonna do a different story

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Speaker 3: because everything you need to know about Baltimore man steals

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Speaker 3: ambulance to drive himself to the hospital is in the title. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: there is no more information.

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Speaker 5: Oh is he the same guy as machete on Citizen app?

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Speaker 5: Baltimore man machete go?

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Speaker 2: Oh, who's that? I don't know a man?

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Speaker 1: Machete guy.

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Speaker 6: You don't know machete guy on citizen app. There's always

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Speaker 6: a guy with a machete no matter where you're at.

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Speaker 6: You open up a citizen app. In less than a

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Speaker 6: mile away, there's a man with a machete.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Oh, just in his profile picture. No, somebody's carrying

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Speaker 2: a machete in the neighborhood.

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Speaker 6: Like people are. Man with a machete.

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Speaker 2: I avoids Citizen and next door. I turned on next

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Speaker 2: door within fifteen minutes, I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 2: this is not going to work for me. I don't

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Speaker 2: want to know that all my neighbors are crazy people.

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Speaker 2: I'm cool with just living in my bliss pit and

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Speaker 2: hoping for the best.

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Speaker 1: Oh your bliss pit?

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Speaker 6: Where you live, bro Venice?

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Speaker 2: You live in Venice Echo Park?

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Speaker 3: I'm surprised that bliss Pit isn't a band. Bliss Pit's

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Speaker 3: to give a shout out though, to Andy Applegate. He's

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Speaker 3: the one who sent in Baltimore Mansteel's ambulance drove up

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Speaker 3: not going to get into it. You're not really it's

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Speaker 1: This was sent in by Nicole R. Madden.

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Speaker 3: It was published on a strange website that I've now

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Speaker 2: I think it's called squoop scoop whoop scoop wool. I

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Speaker 2: do believe it's called scoop Wood.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, ed, this was written by This is written by

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Speaker 3: Shrewdy play.

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Speaker 6: Now, this whole thing is fake.

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Speaker 1: I know it's just all fake. So this is here's

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Speaker 3: Here's the strange story of the sleepless man who did

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Speaker 3: not sleep at all for forty years. Now, of course

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Speaker 3: you're thinking this is swoop woop?

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Speaker 2: Is this real? I did look it up and it is.

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Speaker 2: Does a appear to be real?

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Speaker 3: Wow?

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Speaker 4: Cool?

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Speaker 3: Although, as we know, I have been duped in the

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Speaker 3: past only once, but I'm still upset of it. The

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Speaker 3: average adult spends about twenty five years of his or

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Speaker 3: her lifetime of sleep. Let's just say, let's just let

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Speaker 1: Oh, comes a lot before.

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Speaker 2: I tell you.

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Speaker 3: There was one man in history who forewent all the sleep.

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Speaker 3: Foe went all the sleep?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, come on.

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Speaker 6: Don't you die without sleeping?

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Speaker 3: Well, this is here. It's a very specific circumstances. Sobafi

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Speaker 3: reported that Hungarian man named Paul Kern spent forty years

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Speaker 3: time he died. Kern served as a government official on

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Speaker 6: I used to work out a twenty four hours Starbucks.

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Speaker 6: I don't know if it's twenty four hours anymore.

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Speaker 6: So then these drunks come in.

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Speaker 2: Yeah coffee works.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and he comes.

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Speaker 6: Need that shit.

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Speaker 5: Just just give.

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Speaker 6: Me a araco.

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Speaker 5: He wanted a caramel prappaccino. I can't believe I remember

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Speaker 6: He goes in.

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Speaker 5: They get their hot chocolate and frappuccino and they make

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Speaker 2: Wow, whoa yeah.

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Speaker 6: And then I was like I had to clean it up.

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Speaker 2: Up the Starbucks.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Wow, love is a battlefieldh my god, did they ask

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Speaker 6: No door coat. That's the thing.

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Speaker 3: Is this the time of of Starbucks where they had

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Speaker 6: Oh no, no, no, some some Starbucks did have a door code.

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Speaker 5: This one was like they gave you like a playlist

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Speaker 6: This was up until twenty thirteen. I worked at a Starbucks.

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Speaker 2: It's a good job. That's a great job.

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Speaker 6: It's a fine job. It's a fine job. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 5: Don't take it seriously. Because I was all about Starbucks efficiency.

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Speaker 5: I had the black apron. I could tell you all

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Speaker 6: I was a freaking dicky about it. I loved it.

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Speaker 6: I said, no, guys, it's.

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Speaker 5: Only a ten minute break, don't check fifteen, don't take

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Speaker 6: And like all of my coworkers are like smoking weed

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Speaker 6: and like we're.

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00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:56,440
Speaker 2: Good, we're good on this yeah, those refreshers this afternoon.

450
00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:57,880
Speaker 2: I mean, thank you so much.

451
00:20:57,960 --> 00:20:59,480
Speaker 6: Oh my god, refreshers.

452
00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:00,679
Speaker 1: Yeah.

453
00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:02,440
Speaker 5: But yeah, So if you want to, if you want

454
00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:04,960
Speaker 5: a weird experience, go hang out out a Starbucks at

455
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:08,200
Speaker 5: twenty four hour Starbucks and just see what happens at three.

456
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:10,760
Speaker 2: Regular ones are sort of their own weird like vortex

457
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:12,919
Speaker 2: of the universe where you're like, wow, this is a

458
00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:15,720
Speaker 2: strange combination of people. Kurt, didn't you walk into a

459
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,760
Speaker 2: bathroom and find a naked man? At? Was that a Starbucks?

460
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:22,040
Speaker 3: That was that You're always gonna find? That was Apple Store?

461
00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:25,960
Speaker 3: I was going that was It was really weird. I've

462
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,919
Speaker 3: forgotten about this man. I'm so happy you brought him up.

463
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:29,680
Speaker 3: I was at the Apple Store. It was the Apple

464
00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:33,119
Speaker 3: Store on fourteenth Street and the far West Side in

465
00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:35,640
Speaker 3: New York City, and it's like, you know, it's this big,

466
00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:41,000
Speaker 3: beautiful store and is a circular glass stairway that goes

467
00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:43,600
Speaker 3: all the way up like the third floor, and that's

468
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:46,440
Speaker 3: where the bathrooms are. And you know in New York City,

469
00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:49,840
Speaker 3: like bathrooms are at a premium. Oh yeah, clean fucking

470
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:52,760
Speaker 3: use their bathroom. You know, you're always like, man, I

471
00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:55,120
Speaker 3: use your bathrooms like customers only it's like, I'll buy

472
00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:57,879
Speaker 3: a coke, you jerk, just give me a Yeah, I

473
00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:00,560
Speaker 3: got a pee. So I go into this bathroom and

474
00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:05,080
Speaker 3: uh head straight for the the Uh.

475
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:09,159
Speaker 1: The big stall and door is slightly ajar, slightly a jar.

476
00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:16,200
Speaker 3: That pop right in there sitting on the toilet is

477
00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:21,400
Speaker 3: a man, is a larger man. He's totally nude and

478
00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:23,400
Speaker 3: just reading the New York Times.

479
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:25,840
Speaker 6: At the Apple Store.

480
00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:28,879
Speaker 1: At the Apple Store with the door open, do you

481
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:32,760
Speaker 1: know what I mean? So it's like he like he found.

482
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Speaker 6: This an art show.

483
00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:37,480
Speaker 3: No, this was real. I was just like four left.

484
00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:40,560
Speaker 3: I mean, like that's the thing, like it must he found.

485
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:44,320
Speaker 3: He has such a very unique in my mind, he

486
00:22:44,359 --> 00:22:49,240
Speaker 3: has such a unique path to happiness.

487
00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:51,520
Speaker 2: And I don't know how he found it.

488
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:54,640
Speaker 3: But he was like, it doesn't work if I'm fully clothed,

489
00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:56,760
Speaker 3: it doesn't work. If I'm not reading the New York Times,

490
00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:59,800
Speaker 3: it doesn't work. If the door is locked. Door has

491
00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:05,119
Speaker 3: to unlocked, slightly open, totally nude, Apple Store, nude New

492
00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:09,920
Speaker 3: York Times. That makes me the happiest. And he had

493
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:13,199
Speaker 3: the biggest smile on his face. He was like he

494
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:17,879
Speaker 3: looked up at me just with this gorgeous, gorgeous, beatific smile,

495
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:22,080
Speaker 3: like he had found inner piece. Finally, in this strange past,

496
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:23,480
Speaker 3: I forgot the.

497
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:26,320
Speaker 2: Apple Store element. And it does just add because Apple

498
00:23:26,359 --> 00:23:28,719
Speaker 2: Store tries to hold itself up high. It's like a

499
00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:33,040
Speaker 2: sophisticated modern It's like, come here and meet the geniuses.

500
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:36,200
Speaker 2: And then you're like this guy, he's having a moment.

501
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:38,040
Speaker 2: He's doing that crossword real.

502
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:41,720
Speaker 1: He's a genius. Give us another one's got sure.

503
00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:45,480
Speaker 2: This was sent in by Chelly Sings or maybe Shelley Sings.

504
00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:51,679
Speaker 2: Thank you so much, Shelley or Chilly written by Charles Helu.

505
00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:54,800
Speaker 2: Don't know for who. I'll have to go back and look,

506
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:58,960
Speaker 2: but Charles Hlu types with a mastery unlike any other

507
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:03,440
Speaker 2: best in the business. What everybody says, yes, uh, Ever,

508
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:06,199
Speaker 2: have you ever attempted to break a record, like a

509
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:11,440
Speaker 2: world record or a personal record? I know me neither.

510
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:12,840
Speaker 2: I never think about it.

511
00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:15,879
Speaker 5: I wanted to be inspirational and I said, actually, you know,

512
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:18,520
Speaker 5: just day to day I.

513
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Speaker 2: Hold a world record. Curt, you have a world record.

514
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:22,320
Speaker 2: I do.

515
00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:24,320
Speaker 1: I at least had it for a couple of years.

516
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:30,760
Speaker 3: It was the the leading the most people in singing

517
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:34,640
Speaker 3: all mew version of lean on Me. So I got

518
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:38,480
Speaker 3: like three hundred people to sing lean on me, Ina.

519
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:41,359
Speaker 6: So did you have to? How did you get that certified?

520
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:45,760
Speaker 3: It was the World Record Database they used to put

521
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:49,720
Speaker 3: on shows in New York City. It was at Joe's Pub,

522
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:52,000
Speaker 3: and I got everybody at Joe's Pub to sing lean

523
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:55,040
Speaker 3: on Me and me ows wow, And then they like

524
00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:57,600
Speaker 3: recorded it and they like posted it and Internet. It

525
00:24:57,640 --> 00:24:59,800
Speaker 3: was called the Internet World Record Database, I think, just

526
00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:02,240
Speaker 3: to just kind of two weirdos who are trying to

527
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:05,880
Speaker 3: create a competitor to the Guinness Book of World Records.

528
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:09,480
Speaker 2: Well that's cool, yeah, And did your cheeks and lips

529
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:11,760
Speaker 2: hurt me? Owing like that seems like it would be

530
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:14,639
Speaker 2: an unnatural thing to do for three minutes.

531
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,520
Speaker 1: No, No, it's just totally It's just like saying, good man,

532
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:19,480
Speaker 1: really okay?

533
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:22,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, well this all this headline. The first half gets

534
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:25,359
Speaker 2: you pumped. The second half there's a little curveball at you.

535
00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:35,280
Speaker 2: Man breaks world record by stacking five eminem's wait oh wow.

536
00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:38,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like at first you're like huh, and then you're.

537
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:43,199
Speaker 2: Like, oh yeah. So one day in lockdown, I was

538
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:47,439
Speaker 2: mixing up confectionery. My confectionery choice. Usually I'm a chocolate

539
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:50,000
Speaker 2: bar type of guy, but this time the bag of

540
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:52,720
Speaker 2: Eminem's called me, and boy, am I glad they did.

541
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:56,080
Speaker 2: The men that broke this his name, uh, his last

542
00:25:56,119 --> 00:26:00,880
Speaker 2: name's cut Bill. Okay, so we're gonna go Cutbill here.

543
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:08,000
Speaker 2: The previous record is four M and ms stacked on

544
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:11,119
Speaker 2: top of each other the flat the horizontal way, just

545
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:14,280
Speaker 2: because the other way would be literally impossible. And it

546
00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:17,560
Speaker 2: was held by two people, an Italian man named Silvio

547
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:20,880
Speaker 2: Saba and an Australian man named Brendan Kilby or Kelby.

548
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:24,200
Speaker 1: Both were able did they they did it together or

549
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:25,040
Speaker 1: they did separately.

550
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:27,280
Speaker 2: They were international.

551
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:29,040
Speaker 3: And like one puts one data, another puts another data,

552
00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:29,840
Speaker 3: another puts another.

553
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:33,520
Speaker 2: Yes, So Cutbill says, at first it wasn't very many.

554
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:35,960
Speaker 2: He was not able to do more than two. And

555
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,760
Speaker 2: then one day he said, let's take another crack at this.

556
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:42,480
Speaker 2: I sat down very determined to complete it. On the

557
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:46,800
Speaker 2: Guinness Book of World Records Instagram, they show Cutbill's attempt.

558
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:49,600
Speaker 2: All right, he says, this is going to be harder

559
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:51,960
Speaker 2: than I first thought. At the start of the video.

560
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:54,520
Speaker 2: In the beginning, he was able to stack two on

561
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:57,199
Speaker 2: top of each other very easily, but the tower, guys

562
00:26:57,359 --> 00:27:01,280
Speaker 2: would crumble when he attempted the third. That number three's

563
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:04,840
Speaker 2: that's not easy, a tough I've never even thought to

564
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:09,960
Speaker 2: do this, okay, So as he progressed, Cutbill's success successfully

565
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:15,040
Speaker 2: topped the column with a third, eventually reaching a fourth. However,

566
00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:17,240
Speaker 2: when he tried to apply the fifth, the stack fell

567
00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:20,600
Speaker 2: apart again the heartbreak. After a few more attempts, he

568
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:24,399
Speaker 2: did it. He rich reached the fifth and exclaimed five

569
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:31,160
Speaker 2: eminem's five eminems. Months later, guys really pumped for himself,

570
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:34,040
Speaker 2: as he should be. Months after he submitted his achievement

571
00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:38,240
Speaker 2: for consideration, Guinness confirmed Cutbill's new record. This record took

572
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:41,160
Speaker 2: me an awful long time, he says, Thank goodness, we

573
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:46,720
Speaker 2: were in lockdown. We all gained something or lost a

574
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:49,600
Speaker 2: lot more. It takes time, but if you stick to it,

575
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:51,920
Speaker 2: you will find a way to do it. So cut

576
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:56,840
Speaker 2: Bill's got his eyes set on a new candy stacking record. Smarties.

577
00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:59,760
Speaker 2: Let's just take a Why don't you too, take a

578
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:02,720
Speaker 2: gues how many do you think? How many smarties do

579
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:03,760
Speaker 2: you think you could stack?

580
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:05,920
Speaker 6: Personally?

581
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:08,359
Speaker 2: Twelve? Twelve's pretty good. I like that.

582
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:09,879
Speaker 6: It's definitive.

583
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:11,160
Speaker 1: It's a definitive answer.

584
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:13,960
Speaker 2: I like the flatter surface those Smarties, Kurt, what do

585
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:16,040
Speaker 2: you think? I don't know.

586
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:18,920
Speaker 3: I mean like, I think twenty come in a pack, right, yeah,

587
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,880
Speaker 3: and so that means twenty can be stacked pretty easily.

588
00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:24,840
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say sixty would be amazing.

589
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:28,040
Speaker 2: That record that cut Bill will attempt to break was

590
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:34,520
Speaker 2: said in twenty seventeen. Sixty four Smarties. Oh yes, really

591
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:37,719
Speaker 2: under four off? Ever, I believe in you. I think

592
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:39,280
Speaker 2: you could at least get to twenty.

593
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:41,600
Speaker 6: Fold is nice? Yeah, yeah, I think so.

594
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:46,120
Speaker 2: So uh pretty incredible. Five M and ms equals sixty

595
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:48,960
Speaker 2: four Smarties bananumals. Take a shot. If you have a

596
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 2: fun video, let's see if you can stack U six

597
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:54,680
Speaker 2: eminems and if you do, we'll help you get in

598
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:58,360
Speaker 2: the Guinness Book World records. Oh hell, I'm excited about that.

599
00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:00,840
Speaker 6: I I'd like, I'd I like to help it.

600
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:04,479
Speaker 5: You musty too, anyway, anyway, one of the judges, I'm

601
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:06,960
Speaker 5: you know, I'm here, I can certify.

602
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:09,000
Speaker 3: Ever will encourage you if you want to send any

603
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:10,600
Speaker 3: type of videos.

604
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:13,600
Speaker 5: If you're feeling down, I will, I will, I will

605
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:16,840
Speaker 5: encourage if anybody here wants just needs encouragement.

606
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:18,120
Speaker 6: You just reach out to me and I'll give you

607
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:18,600
Speaker 6: some courage.

608
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:21,080
Speaker 2: It's so nice. That's what we need right now. People

609
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:23,440
Speaker 2: need to really build each other up. Let's all gass

610
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:26,800
Speaker 2: each other up these days, Kurt, did I ever talk

611
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:28,840
Speaker 2: about the three hundred three hundred on this I was

612
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:33,040
Speaker 2: trying to know. Okay, my friend Adam Nuaceek, he's a

613
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:37,000
Speaker 2: really nice dude, good director, TV buddy. He created something

614
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:40,959
Speaker 2: that was attempted successfully called the three hundred three hundred.

615
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,680
Speaker 2: And here's how it goes. And I don't encourage people

616
00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:46,520
Speaker 2: try to do this unless you have been drinking. Friends.

617
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:49,880
Speaker 2: The three hundred three hundred is twenty five people and

618
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:54,760
Speaker 2: one sober enough scorekeeper, and from the start of the

619
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:58,520
Speaker 2: credits or the open of the movie three hundred, you

620
00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:02,400
Speaker 2: attempt to drink three hundre hundred beers before the last

621
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:05,240
Speaker 2: before panavision comes on the screen, so the end of

622
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:08,040
Speaker 2: the titles. It takes about an hour and twenty five

623
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Speaker 2: it's a one hundred and twenty four minute run time,

624
00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:14,440
Speaker 2: so it's like two hours to drink three hundred beers.

625
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:17,400
Speaker 2: It's like two point five beers for milk, oh twenty

626
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:20,000
Speaker 2: five people. Twenty five people have to drink three hundred

627
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:23,240
Speaker 2: beers during the run time of the movie three hundred

628
00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:26,080
Speaker 2: and we did it all right, So.

629
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:27,920
Speaker 1: How many beers do you have to drink in that

630
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,479
Speaker 1: time per person?

631
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:35,000
Speaker 2: Twelve twelve beers per person in about two hours, around

632
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,160
Speaker 2: two and it got.

633
00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:38,560
Speaker 3: And you know, one hundred and twenty minutes, So you

634
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:40,200
Speaker 3: have to drink a beer every ten minutes.

635
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:44,520
Speaker 5: Yes, So was there food involved or how sick did

636
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:47,400
Speaker 5: you get? Some people older I get I'm more concerned

637
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:48,560
Speaker 5: about their health.

638
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:49,440
Speaker 6: I'm like, how was their head?

639
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:52,000
Speaker 2: The main thing was the number. You want to do

640
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:57,240
Speaker 2: this at a household with multiple bathrooms or bushes that

641
00:30:57,320 --> 00:31:00,520
Speaker 2: you don't mind people peeing in, because when you're drinking

642
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:05,800
Speaker 2: an average of like three to six beers an hour.

643
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:08,680
Speaker 2: Some people also the other thing is like people were like,

644
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:10,280
Speaker 2: we can do this, we can. Everybody's like, I can

645
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:13,640
Speaker 2: drink twelve beers and then people folded like a house

646
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:16,040
Speaker 2: of cards. It was like, so then you go, like,

647
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:19,040
Speaker 2: I think Adam drank like eighteen, This other dude drank

648
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:22,320
Speaker 2: twenty like a bunch of a shotgun. Four beers in

649
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:24,360
Speaker 2: the first two minutes just to get way ahead. So

650
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:27,080
Speaker 2: it was easier, but then you find yourself peeing every

651
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:29,479
Speaker 2: four minutes. That was the hardest part, where you're just like,

652
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:32,240
Speaker 2: and then keep you don't have to it's not official,

653
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:34,640
Speaker 2: but we kept score with a dry erase marker on

654
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:37,680
Speaker 2: a sliding glass door. And you're watching it and the

655
00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:41,400
Speaker 2: movie's ending, you're also cheering on the movie. You're cheering

656
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:44,440
Speaker 2: on the three hundred because your shit faced. I don't

657
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:47,200
Speaker 2: recommend being drinking to anybody out there, but the three hundred,

658
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:51,480
Speaker 2: three hundred, three hundred beers twenty five people during the

659
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:55,240
Speaker 2: running of it. If you go for it, good luck.

660
00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:59,160
Speaker 3: So twenty five twenty five people is like tough to

661
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:01,560
Speaker 3: get together, you know what I mean, like to make

662
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:03,760
Speaker 3: sure twenty five people actually show up?

663
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:05,120
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, that's hard.

664
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Speaker 6: How did you do that?

665
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:07,680
Speaker 2: Yeah?

666
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Speaker 5: Did you invite thirty or like thirty five? Did you

667
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Speaker 5: double your invite?

668
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:13,640
Speaker 2: Invite you? Because I used to be a pretty hard

669
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:16,160
Speaker 2: drinker and I really used to like beer too, so

670
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:18,080
Speaker 2: I think I was brought in as sort of a

671
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:20,200
Speaker 2: guy off the bench, like a ringer, to be like, Okay,

672
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:24,080
Speaker 2: he's good for twelve for sure. But yeah, it's incredible.

673
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:26,719
Speaker 2: It's so fun, highly highly recommend it with the right

674
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:29,600
Speaker 2: group of people. But get ready, it's going you'll never

675
00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:32,200
Speaker 2: be the same again. I don't think.

676
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:36,480
Speaker 3: I'm pretty positive I could not drink twelve twelve beers

677
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:36,960
Speaker 3: in a row.

678
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:39,720
Speaker 1: I don't. I'm just not a beer drinker anymore.

679
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:41,280
Speaker 2: No, I just couldn't. I wouldn't do it.

680
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:42,600
Speaker 1: Like I'm just I'm done.

681
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:45,120
Speaker 2: Ye, well I might do one. Maybe my twenties, I

682
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:45,640
Speaker 2: could drink.

683
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:48,120
Speaker 6: I tried to drink beers like I was like, I'm

684
00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:50,920
Speaker 6: gonna have a beer night with my friends.

685
00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:54,040
Speaker 5: And then it like three beers in were like I

686
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:57,680
Speaker 5: feel good, and then they they went home and I

687
00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:02,000
Speaker 5: went to Yeah, pretty solid Sunday evening.

688
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:05,040
Speaker 2: Much better night. That's a much better night.

689
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Speaker 6: Hey, you guys want to drink some beers with me.

690
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Speaker 1: On that.

691
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:11,440
Speaker 2: On Monday morning? But nothing bad.

692
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Speaker 6: You can fight through that, Yeah, Curdie.

693
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:16,680
Speaker 2: But you want to tease us into our hot, hot, hot,

694
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:18,240
Speaker 2: hot hot commercial.

695
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:24,520
Speaker 3: Break Yeah, Craigslist generic father figure for barbecue ad becomes

696
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:27,640
Speaker 3: epic dad fist o perfect.

697
00:33:28,440 --> 00:34:24,040
Speaker 2: They could do the three hundred, three hundred.

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00:33:39,960 --> 00:34:05,000
Speaker 3: Young ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to bananas. Uh listen, Scotty,

699
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:08,440
Speaker 3: what I always go right into the follow us on Instagram.

700
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:10,759
Speaker 1: Sure, go rate and review us on apple pot.

701
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:13,600
Speaker 2: You do, But do you have anything to say before

702
00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:15,560
Speaker 2: we do that? I have two things to say. One

703
00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:19,920
Speaker 2: is Karen wishing Sean a happy jorty forty. The dude

704
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:22,760
Speaker 2: loves Jeorts. He's wanted to do a Jordy forty party.

705
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:25,759
Speaker 2: I suppose, and we love jorts too. Ever, how do

706
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:28,520
Speaker 2: you feel about Georgs. I love the Georts.

707
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:32,280
Speaker 6: I'm a dyke. You know, we invented the jeorts.

708
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:37,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, so Sean happy Jordi forty from the Banana Boys,

709
00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:41,640
Speaker 2: and ever, we all love Jeorts. Karen loves you, congratulations.

710
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:51,200
Speaker 2: And then Kurkas, we need to do concrat jort relations. Kurt,

711
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,319
Speaker 2: I'm doing Door to Shore. We need to put it

712
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:54,080
Speaker 2: on our link tree.

713
00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:56,960
Speaker 1: Oh right, exactly, Yes, I have to put it in there.

714
00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:58,320
Speaker 6: Tell us you're doing poetry.

715
00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:00,000
Speaker 1: Tell everybody about Door to Short.

716
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:03,160
Speaker 2: Doing poetry of the Bishop. So I am going to

717
00:35:03,239 --> 00:35:06,840
Speaker 2: walk out my front door on September first. I'm not

718
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:09,399
Speaker 2: even short time. I'm gonna start and I'm gonna walk

719
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:12,960
Speaker 2: directly across the city and into the Pacific Ocean. I'm

720
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:16,520
Speaker 2: walking from my front door to the seashore. We're raising

721
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:20,760
Speaker 2: money for CAST, which is a charity that helps prevent

722
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:23,800
Speaker 2: human trafficking and also gives housing and therapy to people

723
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:26,719
Speaker 2: who have been trafficked or held as slaves. So if

724
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:29,400
Speaker 2: you want to pitch in two bucks, five bucks, whatever

725
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:31,880
Speaker 2: you want, there's no set amount. I'm not sending any gifts.

726
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:34,080
Speaker 2: I'm just doing it because it's an absurd way to

727
00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:36,800
Speaker 2: make some money for charity. We've already hit two thousand dollars,

728
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:39,560
Speaker 2: so thank you. Everybody's already donated, and let's just see

729
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:42,480
Speaker 2: how high we can get it. It's fifteen point three miles.

730
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:44,920
Speaker 2: I'm gonna we can do it. Yeah, I'm gonna do it.

731
00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:49,080
Speaker 2: Kurt's gonna maybe show me some support. I'm gonna support him.

732
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Speaker 3: I'm thinking about maybe getting a hot dog cart, renting

733
00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:57,360
Speaker 3: yes art with an umbrella, and then just like tracking

734
00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:59,880
Speaker 3: you like next to the whole time and just handing

735
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:02,680
Speaker 3: hot dogs at hot dogs and gatorade as you need.

736
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Speaker 6: Three hundred. Here we go, but hot dogs.

737
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:08,560
Speaker 2: The door to shore three hundred and I'll probably be

738
00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:11,600
Speaker 2: taking Santa Monica Boulevard all the way across the Santa Monica.

739
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:13,160
Speaker 2: So if you see me I'm gonna wear a shirt

740
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:15,239
Speaker 2: that says high five to me, Come high five to me.

741
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:17,919
Speaker 2: I'll bring some purel. We can really make a good

742
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,200
Speaker 2: high five all the way across the city. But yeah,

743
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:23,280
Speaker 2: door to shore. It'll be on our Instagram linked link tree.

744
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:26,279
Speaker 2: And honestly, even a dollar's cool to go fund me.

745
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:28,680
Speaker 2: So thank you, so very much, oh man.

746
00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:32,360
Speaker 3: And just so everybody knows, So I guess it was

747
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:38,120
Speaker 3: Saturday morning. Seven thirty am. I get a text from Scottie.

748
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:42,360
Speaker 3: I had a dream that I walked from my door

749
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:45,279
Speaker 3: to the ocean. I think I'm gonna do it. This

750
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:48,200
Speaker 3: is seven thirty am. Up, I'm up at six am,

751
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:50,680
Speaker 3: so seven thirty I just said. I'm like, yes, I

752
00:36:50,719 --> 00:36:54,800
Speaker 3: will support you with a scooter, like whatever you need.

753
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,359
Speaker 1: Yes, And by ten am it was the thing.

754
00:36:57,560 --> 00:36:59,920
Speaker 2: I love it. You dreamed it, you made out a dream.

755
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,400
Speaker 2: I love that. I was swimming in the ocean and

756
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:03,880
Speaker 2: people like how'd you get here? And I was like

757
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:06,840
Speaker 2: I walked and everybody laughed and then I'm like, oh, seriously.

758
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:08,600
Speaker 2: And then I woke up and I'm like that's dumb.

759
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:10,920
Speaker 2: I wonder how far that is. It's fifteen point three

760
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:13,000
Speaker 2: miles from my house to there, and I said, I

761
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,960
Speaker 2: can do that. So we threw a little charitable, a

762
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:19,040
Speaker 2: little charitable slap of pain on it. Let's do it.

763
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:22,560
Speaker 2: But Casta is a great LA based organization and one

764
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:25,879
Speaker 2: hundred percent of every penny is going directly to them,

765
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,080
Speaker 2: not even to me, then to them, straight to them.

766
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:31,520
Speaker 2: So thank you been animals, your generous folks do it upright.

767
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:37,480
Speaker 3: And of course our guest today is the venerable, inimitable

768
00:37:37,719 --> 00:37:38,680
Speaker 3: ever Maynard.

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Speaker 6: Thank you for having me. I've been having a great time.

770
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:44,239
Speaker 6: Am I supposed to do my shoutouts?

771
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:44,400
Speaker 5: Now?

772
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:46,280
Speaker 1: Yoks do a shout out.

773
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:50,080
Speaker 6: Hey, shout out to all my friends, But I haven't.

774
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Speaker 6: I don't know.

775
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,600
Speaker 5: I wanted to do a shout out and I got

776
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:56,000
Speaker 5: excited and that I panicked, And that's an that's your's

777
00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:56,920
Speaker 5: folly improviser.

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00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:59,880
Speaker 6: This is a bad okay everyone?

779
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:05,400
Speaker 5: Can I get a suggestion for self esteem?

780
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:08,160
Speaker 6: Yeah? Somebody help now?

781
00:38:08,239 --> 00:38:11,279
Speaker 5: Yeah, you can find me all across social media at

782
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Speaker 5: ever E V. E. R.

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00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:14,279
Speaker 6: Maynard, M A I and A ar D.

784
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Speaker 2: All right, do you guys want to hear about this?

785
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:19,880
Speaker 2: Dad fast? Yeah, I didn't really even understand what you said.

786
00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:20,920
Speaker 6: Is it a sex thing?

787
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:23,920
Speaker 1: Or what it is not a thing these guys.

788
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:28,680
Speaker 3: It's very funny. This was sent in by Crusty Gum

789
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:30,760
Speaker 3: under the dot dot dot.

790
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:33,560
Speaker 2: Pretty good submitted.

791
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:38,920
Speaker 3: Yeah and uh so this was on Honestly, it is

792
00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:44,359
Speaker 3: covered on a website called the Dad That's great here

793
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:48,400
Speaker 3: it is okay. When Reddit user uh and his friends

794
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:52,680
Speaker 3: realized their BBQ skills weren't up to dad standards, quote unquote,

795
00:38:52,719 --> 00:38:55,000
Speaker 3: they decided to post an ad craig to Craigslist to

796
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:56,480
Speaker 3: find the ideal grill master.

797
00:38:57,440 --> 00:38:59,600
Speaker 1: Here's what it said to interested individuals.

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Speaker 3: We will be throwing a backyard barbecue on June seventeenth

799
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:04,919
Speaker 3: to celebrate beer and each other. We range in age

800
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:06,840
Speaker 3: from twenty one to twenty six, and while most of

801
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:08,920
Speaker 3: us know how to operate a grill, none of us

802
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:11,520
Speaker 3: are prepared to fill the role of BBQ dad. That

803
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:14,160
Speaker 3: being said, we are in need of a generic father figure.

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00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:17,200
Speaker 3: From four pm to eight pm, although you may stay

805
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:20,600
Speaker 3: the full duration of the party. Duties include grilling hamburgers

806
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:23,560
Speaker 3: and hot dogs, will strinking beer, bringing your own grill,

807
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:26,840
Speaker 3: though this is subject to change, will provide all the meat.

808
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:30,839
Speaker 3: Refer to all attendees as big Guy Chief Sport Champ etc.

809
00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:36,480
Speaker 3: While shrinking beer, talk about dad things like lawnmowers, building

810
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:39,360
Speaker 3: your own deck, Jimmy Buffett, et cetera. Funny anecdotes are

811
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:43,960
Speaker 3: highly encouraged. Also while drinking beer, desired experience a minimum

812
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:46,360
Speaker 3: of eighteen years experience as a father, a minimum of

813
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:50,839
Speaker 3: ten years grilling, an appreciation of a nice cold beer

814
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:53,360
Speaker 3: on a hot summer day. We can't pay you in money,

815
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:55,440
Speaker 3: but we can give you all the food and cold

816
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:57,840
Speaker 3: beer your heart does love. Grill for a few hours,

817
00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:00,320
Speaker 3: then sit back and crack open a few cold ones

818
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:03,239
Speaker 3: with the boys. This is a real ad. Do not

819
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:06,360
Speaker 3: hesitate to call if you're interested. Preference will be given

820
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:10,719
Speaker 3: to applicants named Bill, Randy or Dave. Oh So it

821
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:14,120
Speaker 3: was well first off, well written, well written cigs great

822
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:17,880
Speaker 3: a yeah. Then it went crazy like it of course

823
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:23,120
Speaker 3: went viral. Johnsonville ended up donating a cooler full of brats,

824
00:40:23,239 --> 00:40:26,360
Speaker 3: Chester Copper pot clothing provided custom events.

825
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:28,800
Speaker 2: Sounds real, sounds real.

826
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:33,520
Speaker 3: Rainier Beer hooked him up with five hundred beers and

827
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Speaker 3: multiple debt.

828
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:36,560
Speaker 1: Like lots of dad's apply.

829
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:38,839
Speaker 2: Rainier is a good dad beer too. That is a

830
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:40,120
Speaker 2: really strong Dad beer.

831
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:45,359
Speaker 3: I like a Rainier, Yeah, Jim aka grill Dad brought

832
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:48,239
Speaker 3: his own smoker and he smoked and fucking spent the

833
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:48,719
Speaker 3: whole thing.

834
00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:51,880
Speaker 1: Smoked a goat. He smoked a whole goat, A goat,

835
00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:52,680
Speaker 1: a goat.

836
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Speaker 2: I didn't know.

837
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:58,240
Speaker 3: Scott aka weed Dad, he works a dispensary and hooked

838
00:40:58,239 --> 00:40:59,880
Speaker 3: everybody up with infused goodies.

839
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:01,359
Speaker 1: A good dad great.

840
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:04,719
Speaker 3: He also dished out veggie burgers and fatherly advice. You

841
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:08,600
Speaker 3: got to Scott recently lost his own dad and brought

842
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:11,720
Speaker 3: a memorial table, which included pictures of him and his dad.

843
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:16,440
Speaker 1: I mean, like this is getting emotional. Yeah, Pete the community,

844
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:17,480
Speaker 1: I know, I know.

845
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:22,160
Speaker 3: Pete aka Army Dad brought a pony keg, a homebrew yes,

846
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:25,600
Speaker 3: and some wild stories from his glory days.

847
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:27,440
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.

848
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:32,120
Speaker 3: He he started singing Italian drinking songs. Also so funny

849
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:35,040
Speaker 3: all of the little the kids are so little, looking

850
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:35,840
Speaker 3: like twenty one.

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00:41:35,719 --> 00:41:37,839
Speaker 5: Bibs on the movie. I'm sorry DIBs on the movie.

852
00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:38,640
Speaker 5: I have to say it.

853
00:41:38,719 --> 00:41:39,879
Speaker 6: I know we're all thinking it.

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00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:43,080
Speaker 5: I can't DIBs on DIBs on the DIBs on its

855
00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:44,239
Speaker 5: on it.

856
00:41:44,239 --> 00:41:46,600
Speaker 2: It's just called dad party. Yeah.

857
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:48,399
Speaker 6: No, nobody else can write this.

858
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:50,520
Speaker 1: I've did that that is so good.

859
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:53,359
Speaker 2: That sounds like, yes it is.

860
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:56,640
Speaker 6: I'm gonna be pissed first.

861
00:41:57,239 --> 00:42:04,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, jeez, that's so fun. Yeah, when dad's come to Yeah,

862
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:06,920
Speaker 2: when dads get together, great things can happen when you

863
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:10,440
Speaker 2: get the right kind of dads together. When right kind

864
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:12,720
Speaker 2: of dads move mountains.

865
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:14,600
Speaker 5: There's some wrong kind of dads. And when there's wrong

866
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:17,000
Speaker 5: daddy's in the crow. That's not a three hundred.

867
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:19,120
Speaker 2: Part nothing worse than a bad dad. We hate.

868
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:21,839
Speaker 1: You don't want wrong daddies get out.

869
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:23,760
Speaker 6: Yeah, you're about the right dad.

870
00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:25,520
Speaker 2: That's so.

871
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:28,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is. It is so funny.

872
00:42:28,719 --> 00:42:30,880
Speaker 3: Like to me, like this whole idea of like the

873
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:36,480
Speaker 3: dad experience is like some somewhat theoretical in my mind,

874
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:37,640
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, Cause I grew up with

875
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:41,120
Speaker 3: my mom only and I would visit my dad, but

876
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:44,120
Speaker 3: it was never like there was never a It was

877
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:47,120
Speaker 3: just stranger. It was a strange kind of situation.

878
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:48,160
Speaker 2: Not that he was a were visiting.

879
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:51,680
Speaker 1: I was visiting, right, I was visiting this man's house.

880
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:56,440
Speaker 3: And so this whole idea of like dad's out grilling

881
00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:58,360
Speaker 3: and stuff, you know, Like now I'm a dad, so

882
00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:00,279
Speaker 3: I get to kind of like experience what it's like

883
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:01,359
Speaker 3: first hand, but.

884
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:04,439
Speaker 6: Not happy Father's Day, no father, but.

885
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:09,120
Speaker 3: The image like up from a child seeing what that

886
00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:11,719
Speaker 3: dad looks like, you know, So it is interesting. It's

887
00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:14,040
Speaker 3: like kind of the you when you when you become

888
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:15,080
Speaker 3: a dad, you kind of deal.

889
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:17,320
Speaker 1: You have to deal with all your dad stuff anyway,

890
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:20,600
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, it's cool. Yeah, and you gotta have

891
00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:21,440
Speaker 1: dad skills.

892
00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:24,040
Speaker 2: Like all those things that they listed are like not

893
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:26,239
Speaker 2: that everybody can't do them, but there are things that

894
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:29,920
Speaker 2: you associate with dads. We had a classic dad Are

895
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:32,480
Speaker 2: you a daddy? I'm not a dad, but I everything

896
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:34,839
Speaker 2: about me suggests I should have been a dad. But

897
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:37,560
Speaker 2: I just don't want kids at all. I just don't.

898
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:43,040
Speaker 2: I avoid responsibility and just like to I.

899
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,680
Speaker 5: Get a no judgment. Hey, just making sure you know.

900
00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:47,279
Speaker 5: I didn't know if I should say happy father, say

901
00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:51,400
Speaker 5: to you happy, hey, happy happy Father's good.

902
00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:53,320
Speaker 2: Chopping wood, I'm good on the grill.

903
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:55,000
Speaker 5: You know.

904
00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:56,719
Speaker 6: I'm sorry you sound more like a Dike than you

905
00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:57,640
Speaker 6: do it.

906
00:43:58,080 --> 00:44:00,359
Speaker 2: Thank you. I've been going for that life.

907
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:02,440
Speaker 6: I got a Volvo. I chopped would I'm.

908
00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:04,560
Speaker 2: Like, wait a minute, get along.

909
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:09,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, And I hope you just everybody knows that that's

910
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:12,040
Speaker 5: my I like being called a dike. Some people think

911
00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:14,359
Speaker 5: I'm being offensive or crass, and I don't actually really

912
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:14,799
Speaker 5: enjoy it.

913
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:20,120
Speaker 6: Somebody's like your dike. I'm like, yeah, I want to live.

914
00:44:20,239 --> 00:44:22,480
Speaker 2: Nobody's going to bother you. You want to go around this

915
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:24,840
Speaker 2: carousel once you say whatever you want to say, now

916
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:29,959
Speaker 2: we won't say it. Yeah, I try it. I lived

917
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:33,239
Speaker 2: with four other dudes in college, and I recently we

918
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:35,919
Speaker 2: had a grill, and I recently texted him like, who

919
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:36,759
Speaker 2: brought that grill?

920
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:37,120
Speaker 3: Like?

921
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:39,280
Speaker 2: Was that there? When we got there and we couldn't

922
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:41,560
Speaker 2: figure out among the five of us. There's either one

923
00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:43,719
Speaker 2: of my friend's dads dropped it off or it was

924
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:47,880
Speaker 2: already pre existing. But this grill was. It was amazing.

925
00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:50,000
Speaker 2: You had to turn the gas on and all the

926
00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:51,680
Speaker 2: burners and then you had this is the only way

927
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:54,640
Speaker 2: to light it. You had to step back about four

928
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:57,319
Speaker 2: to six feet and then throw a match. And so

929
00:44:57,680 --> 00:45:00,319
Speaker 2: if the match went incorrectly a giant bar, all the

930
00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:02,960
Speaker 2: flames would rock it into the air. But if you didn't,

931
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:04,400
Speaker 2: you would either throw it in the yard. This is

932
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:06,239
Speaker 2: a Massachusetts so on the fall, the yard would catch

933
00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:09,520
Speaker 2: the fire almost instantly, or it would just like not

934
00:45:09,719 --> 00:45:12,120
Speaker 2: light and then you had that moment of terror where

935
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:14,080
Speaker 2: you're like, do we look down the barrel of this

936
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:17,279
Speaker 2: grill and just see if it's gonna blow our eyebrows off?

937
00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:19,600
Speaker 2: And it got closer and closer as the girl got

938
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:22,120
Speaker 2: older and older and more and more weathered. But I

939
00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:23,959
Speaker 2: still think about it every time I like any grill

940
00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:27,840
Speaker 2: that it looked like an eruption. Every single time that

941
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:29,680
Speaker 2: would grill, you know, hot dogs and hamburgers have the

942
00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:32,800
Speaker 2: whole time. I love that grill. We called it the Enforcer.

943
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:39,239
Speaker 2: It is, yeah, sir, I mean it was crazy. If

944
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:41,760
Speaker 2: you don't light yourself on fire trying to make yourself

945
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:44,160
Speaker 2: a hot dog, do you really even deserve to eat one?

946
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:46,120
Speaker 6: Some people called the cause of disks.

947
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:53,560
Speaker 1: You were saying, you saying, your dad named you ever?

948
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:54,080
Speaker 2: Was it?

949
00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:54,279
Speaker 4: Ye?

950
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:54,600
Speaker 2: Dad?

951
00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:56,239
Speaker 1: You know your dad came up with ever?

952
00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:57,400
Speaker 2: Yeah?

953
00:45:57,520 --> 00:46:00,359
Speaker 6: Yeah, grown up. That's all I've been told. Oh, your

954
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:01,279
Speaker 6: your dad liked it.

955
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:03,719
Speaker 2: So it's not like a family name.

956
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:06,399
Speaker 5: My middle name is a family name. My middle name

957
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:09,319
Speaker 5: is Marie, and that's a family's name. It's like a

958
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:12,480
Speaker 5: great I guess I have a grandmother on one side

959
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:15,719
Speaker 5: of Marie I've never met her, and there's nothing to it.

960
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:20,279
Speaker 6: There's just somewhere in my family there's a.

961
00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:22,440
Speaker 5: Marie, and I think they just like the cadence of

962
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:28,360
Speaker 5: yea ever Marie. Yeah, it does, doesn't it, Ever Marie Maynard.

963
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:28,960
Speaker 3: Yeah?

964
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:31,279
Speaker 6: But I think I think if I, if I were

965
00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:32,759
Speaker 6: like a high heels, like.

966
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:36,759
Speaker 5: A different type of person, my stage name would be

967
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:39,840
Speaker 5: ever Marie Ever Ever Marie.

968
00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:42,160
Speaker 1: Not half Maynard Maynard.

969
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:43,880
Speaker 5: Just yeah, I think like if I was like a

970
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:46,720
Speaker 5: really girly like person, it would it would be ever Marie.

971
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:49,239
Speaker 1: But you know, I feel I feel the same.

972
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:54,120
Speaker 2: Yeah over you too. Start.

973
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:57,759
Speaker 5: You know, my my dad taught me how to arrowhead dig,

974
00:46:57,920 --> 00:46:59,800
Speaker 5: how to dig for arrowheads and central texts.

975
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:04,319
Speaker 6: Cool had to sneak onto other people's property and and dig.

976
00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:09,840
Speaker 1: That's great trespassing digging.

977
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:13,040
Speaker 6: We didn't call it trespassing. We just said.

978
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:16,000
Speaker 1: We're looking around right now.

979
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:20,400
Speaker 5: And then recently I went home for the holidays and

980
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:23,640
Speaker 5: my dad told me where all of the Texas militia

981
00:47:23,719 --> 00:47:25,200
Speaker 5: people keep their.

982
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:30,880
Speaker 6: Stuff on the river bank. Oh, and that was terrified.

983
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:33,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, so is the militia guy.

984
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:35,520
Speaker 5: Now No no, no, no, no, no no no no no,

985
00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:38,640
Speaker 5: he's no no, no, no, but the Texas militia is

986
00:47:38,719 --> 00:47:41,280
Speaker 5: different than the militias around. There's been a Texas militia

987
00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:44,879
Speaker 5: since before all of Okay, so Texas is like proud

988
00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:47,400
Speaker 5: of their militias. They're like, we're our own country, and

989
00:47:47,719 --> 00:47:49,759
Speaker 5: it's like it's not going well because when that.

990
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:52,879
Speaker 6: Winter storm hit, your power grid went offline. You piece

991
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:53,560
Speaker 6: of ship, you.

992
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:59,560
Speaker 5: Know, yes, except was on the national grid and now

993
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:01,720
Speaker 5: you know, anyways, whatever, whatever.

994
00:48:01,719 --> 00:48:03,440
Speaker 6: I don't want to get into the politics of it, but.

995
00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:05,680
Speaker 2: Totally cool.

996
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:09,200
Speaker 1: I will tell I'll tell you one story about my dad.

997
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:12,920
Speaker 3: We went to and I don't think if Scotty stopped

998
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:15,560
Speaker 3: me if I've talked about this podcast, but I was

999
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:18,919
Speaker 3: probably twelve years old, my brother was ten, and we went.

1000
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:24,239
Speaker 3: My dad loved four wheeling like ATVs. He loved times,

1001
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:28,920
Speaker 3: and so we were going. He had I guess he

1002
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:31,680
Speaker 3: had two ATVs. Yeah, I guess he had two ATVs.

1003
00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:36,800
Speaker 3: And we went up to these dunes in Michigan, Northern Michigan.

1004
00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:40,080
Speaker 3: I think it was called Silver Lake. I'm not positive,

1005
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:42,880
Speaker 3: but huge areas where there's just dunes are and you

1006
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:47,440
Speaker 3: can just take ATVs, probably destroying native habitats for many

1007
00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:52,600
Speaker 3: different types of wildlife. But this was, you know, the eighties,

1008
00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:55,719
Speaker 3: and nobody gave a shit, and my dad was just

1009
00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:58,160
Speaker 3: like I was driving. I was twelve, my brother's ten,

1010
00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:00,359
Speaker 3: he's on the back. I'm on one ATV. These are

1011
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:02,440
Speaker 3: like ATVs from the eighties, and they're like, are you

1012
00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:02,960
Speaker 3: all rich?

1013
00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:06,160
Speaker 6: Sorry? That's not a little kid. That's a little kid

1014
00:49:06,239 --> 00:49:07,239
Speaker 6: in me going, are you all?

1015
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:08,600
Speaker 2: I'm sorry?

1016
00:49:08,719 --> 00:49:12,160
Speaker 3: Dad was My dad was rich and my mom was not,

1017
00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:13,480
Speaker 3: so I grew up with my mom. But then I

1018
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:16,040
Speaker 3: would like go visit my rich dad and we would

1019
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:20,839
Speaker 3: like drive ATVs around and stuff like that, and uh yeah,

1020
00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:24,840
Speaker 3: so very good, very good point. And uh so and

1021
00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:27,279
Speaker 3: this was like these ATVs are like super like they're

1022
00:49:27,320 --> 00:49:29,600
Speaker 3: the they're the weight of a car.

1023
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:32,640
Speaker 1: They're like a ton. It's very very heavy, big boys.

1024
00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:36,360
Speaker 3: And my dad is just takes off and we're supposed

1025
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:38,839
Speaker 3: to follow him, and but I'm twelve years old trying

1026
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:42,239
Speaker 3: to like drive this big ATV and my dad just

1027
00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:45,800
Speaker 3: crests over a dune and just keeps going, and I'm

1028
00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:48,320
Speaker 3: just like I'm just like nailing it to try and

1029
00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:51,560
Speaker 3: like keep up with him, and I just start spinning out.

1030
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:55,040
Speaker 3: And then I starts spinning out, but then it's means

1031
00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:57,440
Speaker 3: that I'm slowly like moving to the side.

1032
00:49:57,960 --> 00:49:59,319
Speaker 1: Realize I'm moving to the side.

1033
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:03,319
Speaker 3: I'm on the edge of a giant dune that has

1034
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:06,520
Speaker 3: just like a fall off, and I just am spinning

1035
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:09,560
Speaker 3: out and then we just tip over the side. Fun

1036
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:13,160
Speaker 3: I'm again, I'm twelve, my brother's ten. We jump off

1037
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:16,000
Speaker 3: and then start rolling down this like, you know, like

1038
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:20,320
Speaker 3: a forty five degree angle sand dune and coming.

1039
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:23,239
Speaker 1: I remember looking up. I was rolling down this hill

1040
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:24,720
Speaker 1: and the whole thing.

1041
00:50:25,239 --> 00:50:28,759
Speaker 3: Was like the ATV was upside down above me in

1042
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:31,880
Speaker 3: the air, and then it just like lowed right on

1043
00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:33,719
Speaker 3: the other side of me and then went all the

1044
00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:37,000
Speaker 3: way down the hill, smashed into a tree, like broke

1045
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:40,080
Speaker 3: the axle. The whole thing was like totaled. But my

1046
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:43,640
Speaker 3: brother and I were like we almost died. We were

1047
00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:46,640
Speaker 3: both like hyperventilating. I think one of us was crying.

1048
00:50:46,719 --> 00:50:50,359
Speaker 3: I'm not going to say who it was. And then

1049
00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:51,520
Speaker 3: my dad had just comes just.

1050
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:55,600
Speaker 1: Like what the fuck, We're just like we almost died.

1051
00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:57,719
Speaker 1: It was like the biggest fight I'd ever had.

1052
00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:01,000
Speaker 2: That story Star, I think, what time you told me that, Kurt,

1053
00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:03,080
Speaker 2: like years and years ago, that the way that that

1054
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:05,839
Speaker 2: adventure started. Was your dad got on the first one,

1055
00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:08,200
Speaker 2: you were nervously on the second one. He turned around

1056
00:51:08,239 --> 00:51:11,080
Speaker 2: and goes keep up with me, and then just guns

1057
00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:13,880
Speaker 2: it away at full speed exactly.

1058
00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:15,360
Speaker 3: And then we were like, I was just like twelve

1059
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:17,440
Speaker 3: years old trying to keep up with him, and then

1060
00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:18,960
Speaker 3: he like just crested over a dune.

1061
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:21,000
Speaker 2: I was like, I gotta get there. I gotta get there.

1062
00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:22,800
Speaker 2: Because you were a kid, You're just like, I gotta

1063
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:25,120
Speaker 2: do the thing that the crowd.

1064
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:28,200
Speaker 6: My dad said yeah, yeah, and we almost.

1065
00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:29,600
Speaker 1: That was the closest I came to dying.

1066
00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:37,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, gosh, bad dad, moment, Bad dad, Good dad. Should

1067
00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:38,800
Speaker 2: I wrap it up with a quickie? Should we do

1068
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:40,160
Speaker 2: a little quickie to get out of here?

1069
00:51:40,239 --> 00:51:40,319
Speaker 5: Oh?

1070
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:43,280
Speaker 6: It sounds good. This has been really fun.

1071
00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:45,160
Speaker 2: Having me.

1072
00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:47,640
Speaker 6: Thank you so much. Oh, I love it.

1073
00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:50,440
Speaker 5: I'm gonna look up for some weird stories too, all right,

1074
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:52,480
Speaker 5: sweet yeah, fun banana story.

1075
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:56,160
Speaker 2: Here we go from CBC dot c a thank you

1076
00:51:56,320 --> 00:51:58,800
Speaker 2: Canada and that Kurt I checked this one because it

1077
00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:02,080
Speaker 2: sounded like we got to trust him. Sentence by Katie

1078
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:05,759
Speaker 2: Roast or Rost ninety two Katie Roast ninety two, Thank

1079
00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:10,480
Speaker 2: you Katie and because it's CBCA. CBCA staff Curdie B. M.

1080
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:16,840
Speaker 2: Best m B is me. The women who escaped Edmonton

1081
00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:22,879
Speaker 2: prison arrested next day at downtown escape room. So two

1082
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:26,839
Speaker 2: inmates who escape from their Edmonton institution for women Monday night,

1083
00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:28,880
Speaker 2: were captured less than twenty four hours later in an

1084
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:34,080
Speaker 2: escape room downtown Kelson Marie masked twenty three, Samantha fay

1085
00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:37,960
Speaker 2: Tupei or two by twenty jumped the fence of the

1086
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:42,960
Speaker 2: prison and fled. When they got there, the people that

1087
00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:46,160
Speaker 2: ran there said like, hey, they didn't do anything wrong.

1088
00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:48,400
Speaker 2: The women were dressed in jeans and hoodies and they

1089
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:51,920
Speaker 2: carried on normal conversations, asking normal questions such as, how

1090
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:54,439
Speaker 2: many puzzles are there, what's a normal amount of time

1091
00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:57,520
Speaker 2: this takes? Are there any themes? That sort of thing.

1092
00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:02,759
Speaker 2: So we asked if they had any prior appointments. The

1093
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:05,960
Speaker 2: women were told, uh, no, we do not have any appointments.

1094
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:10,160
Speaker 2: But the police came. They were chasing for him. Two

1095
00:53:10,160 --> 00:53:12,919
Speaker 2: police officers saw them recognize them, came after the women

1096
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:16,120
Speaker 2: who were inside of the escape room puzzle. Four more

1097
00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:19,560
Speaker 2: police officers joined and proceeded to arrest the women, putting

1098
00:53:19,560 --> 00:53:22,880
Speaker 2: them in handcuffs. At the escape room office. I mean,

1099
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:25,040
Speaker 2: the other people at this escape room must have been like,

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Speaker 2: this is so well done, this is so detailed. They're

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Speaker 2: like paying attention to badge numbers and stuff to be like,

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Speaker 2: do we need to move the code? Are they going

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Speaker 2: to leave the handcuff keys behind for us to unlock

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Speaker 2: the treasure chest? But they said there were no signs

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Speaker 2: of anything that we should be red flagging, and they

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Speaker 2: didn't seem like they were hiding anything from anybody. But

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Speaker 2: they were both returned and now are facing new sentences

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Speaker 2: for escaping prison.

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Speaker 6: I mean, that's funny.

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Speaker 2: That is so fun it's perfect, it's perfect.

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Speaker 5: I wish they did they well maybe I don't wish

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Speaker 5: they had complete I wish they would have lead completed these.

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Speaker 2: I agree, Yes, I agree, yes, they had to know

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Speaker 2: if they.

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Speaker 6: Get They're like, well, if we can escape prison, then

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Speaker 6: they're not going to escape room. We're gonna show you.

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Speaker 6: That's what they said.

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Speaker 3: I like, I mean, they must have just been on

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Speaker 3: such a high, like we made it out of prison,

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Speaker 3: we can make it out of anything, like where do

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Speaker 3: you go lately?

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Speaker 2: Agree? Absolutely insane, but beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, Ever, thank you

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Speaker 2: so much for coming on the.

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Speaker 1: You were a pure delight, uh you?

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Speaker 3: Everybody go follow ever at Ever Maynard, thank you, yep yeah,

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Speaker 3: and watch Paddleton on Netflix U a Duplace Brothers movie

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Speaker 3: with Ray Romano.

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Speaker 1: I'm very excited.

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Speaker 2: I'm actually gonna watch that tonight.

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Speaker 6: You can see my tits in the Fields.

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Speaker 2: I endorsement you got you can thank you.

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Speaker 6: I'm blushing. I can't believe I just screaming micro but

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Speaker 6: that's so funny.

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Speaker 1: It is the best way to end an episode.

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Speaker 6: I'll watch the fields.

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Speaker 2: Bananas, Bananas.

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Speaker 3: This has been an exactly right production, produced and engineered

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Speaker 3: by Katie Levine.

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Speaker 2: Theme music by Khan, and all of.

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Speaker 1: Our artwork is done by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 2: You can follow us on Instagram at the Bananas Podcast,

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Speaker 2: where we post stories every day and things that we

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Speaker 2: don't cover on the podcast.

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Speaker 3: Stitcher or wherever you get your podcast.

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Speaker 2: us at the Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com. That's

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Speaker 2: the Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com.

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