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Speaker 1: Then Jebels Show on demand jubils dirty little Secret, Time

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Speaker 1: for your dirty little secrets. So we got another anonymous

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Speaker 1: listener on to tell us a dirty little secret. All right,

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Speaker 1: whatever your name is, what's your dirty little secret? I

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Speaker 1: don't even believe I'm doing this. Well, it's okay. We

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Speaker 1: have a saying on the show, we don't judge you

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Speaker 1: unless you need to be judged. So let's find out. Man.

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Speaker 1: I hope they won't recognize my boys. Was one time, um,

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Speaker 1: I ate taco Bell. I'm like twenty two US is

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Speaker 1: coming away. I had taco Bell against my better judgment.

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Speaker 1: All Right, I already know where this is going. If

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Speaker 1: a story ever starts with eight taco bell, it only

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Speaker 1: ends one place with you doing one thing. So I'm

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Speaker 1: excited here keep going. We were all pretty much doing

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Speaker 1: a little pool party at my friend. Okay this canon, well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: the story has started so far with I ate Taco

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Speaker 1: Bell one time against my better judgment, and now it's

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Speaker 1: we were having a pool party, correct, Alex, Right, I

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Speaker 1: get in the water. Everything's cool with good kid. You know,

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Speaker 1: at this point, we're playing, we're doing a little bit

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Speaker 1: of polo. You know, we're just in there. Um. At

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Speaker 1: some point I felt my stunning tick like wrong turn,

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Speaker 1: So I tried to get out of the pool. Did

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Speaker 1: you have the runs in the pool? I couldn't make

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Speaker 1: it out of the pool, and so like the area,

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Speaker 1: nobody kind of caught on easily. So I kind of

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Speaker 1: just like got out of the pool, like, yeah, dude,

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Speaker 1: that would be so embarrassing, wouldn't it as well? If

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Speaker 1: it was, it would like go throughout the whole plane

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Speaker 1: like everywhere. Um, how did it? Wait? So they didn't

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Speaker 1: see it. So it was a pretty big pool, and

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Speaker 1: I mean they know it. They caught on eventually, but

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Speaker 1: I kind of had made my escape. How they did

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Speaker 1: it and everyone was handing it by that time, didn't

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Speaker 1: even realize I got out. Oh my god, my way

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Speaker 1: out of there. Could you imagine being in the pool

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Speaker 1: and you're like, what's this brown cloud? You know what?

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Speaker 1: I have a funny story. It wasn't in a pool,

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Speaker 1: but it wasn't a late hear gosh. No, Well, I

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Speaker 1: was a kid, so I get a pass. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: I was having too much fun and I didn't want

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Speaker 1: to go poop, and so I just pulled my bathing

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Speaker 1: suicide and pooped in the lake and it was one

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Speaker 1: solid log. Okay, don't judge me. I don't need to

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Speaker 1: be judged for that. Okay. I was having too much

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Speaker 1: fun as a kid. I was like eight, did it sing? Cool? Swim?

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Speaker 1: It did not sing. It was like it was real,

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Speaker 1: like pridge. Mine was solid. Well, you guys are better

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Speaker 1: than me. I used to step outside the pool and

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Speaker 1: then take a pool and go back in, like on

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Speaker 1: the side of the pool. Oh no. My step sister

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Speaker 1: was swimming with me, and I didn't tell her that

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Speaker 1: I did that obviously, and then she saw it and

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Speaker 1: she's like, oh my god, did you just poop? And

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Speaker 1: I was like, you no, do that? Where that from?

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Speaker 1: It's so funny you all right, though, Alex, because everybody

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Speaker 1: has that story, right, you know, and I've got a

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Speaker 1: bunch of them. I drank a lot of my life,

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Speaker 1: But one of the most memorable ones. I was thirteen

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Speaker 1: and I was going through tide pools, right, you know,

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Speaker 1: you look around and grab some shells and things like that,

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Speaker 1: like at the sea and enemies, and I was I

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Speaker 1: love this, I love that stuff. So I was so excited.

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Speaker 1: You know, when you get excited, you have to go

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Speaker 1: to the bathroom and I ended up doing it in

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Speaker 1: your pants. Yeah. Oh wait, so you were thirteen. Yes,

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Speaker 1: that's a little late in life. I know, way too

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Speaker 1: late in life to be getting excited where you can't

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Speaker 1: hold it like that because you're going through some tide pools.

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Speaker 1: And anytime I do anything like that where I'm real

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Speaker 1: excited and I'm exploring and curious, it still happens to

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Speaker 1: this day, except now I'm able to hold it and

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Speaker 1: go to the bathroom better. And I was married. If

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Speaker 1: you didn't know that, I have to explain that for

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Speaker 1: people who don't know. But if you do know, okay, whatever,

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Speaker 1: I just said it. But anyway, we went to Cuba

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Speaker 1: one time together and we were doing a little beachcombing,

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Speaker 1: and of course I was excited while we were doing that,

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Speaker 1: and you know, there's a newer relationship at the time. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, please hold, please, be able to

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Speaker 1: hold that. It's funny. Please. If I would have done that,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if we'd be married today. Who Actually,

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Speaker 1: I just realized that we went skinny dipping afterwards. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: so like I was swimming in your poo. No, I

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Speaker 1: didn't go Oh, I don't think. But we're married now,

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Speaker 1: so yeah, I want to divorce. All right, So you

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Speaker 1: did a little secrets that you pooped in the pool

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Speaker 1: with your friends at a pool party, And do they

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Speaker 1: even talk to you anymore? No, you don't realize I'll

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Speaker 1: pooped in a pool at this point, they don't. Only

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Speaker 1: how Doly not know? Yeah? Like who were they? Like, Okay,

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Speaker 1: who's going to take responsibility for this? You know what

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Speaker 1: I will If your friends don't know, I've done that

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Speaker 1: stuff so much in my life. Whatever, Just tell them

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Speaker 1: that I did it. It's fine, all accept your responsibility.

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