Speaker 1: Second, d Brook, you like it when a guy knows
Speaker 1: exactly what he wants? Right? Yeah? Absolutely, But that's an
Speaker 1: attractive quality. Oh sure? Do you like it when a
Speaker 1: guy knows exactly what he doesn't want? I mean, if
Speaker 1: he's not I don't need to hear about that. I
Speaker 1: think it's good for him as a person, But I
Speaker 1: think usually that means that he doesn't want me, So
Speaker 1: I don't want to you know, up right, just keep
Speaker 1: it to yourself. I'm just bringing it up because one
Speaker 1: of our listeners says he likes one thing, and that's
Speaker 1: curvy women. Okay, but not a unique thing. He says
Speaker 1: he believes women on dating apps are abusing that term,
Speaker 1: and I'm curious to know what he means by that. So, Glenn, Glenn,
Speaker 1: welcome to the show man. Hey, thanks for having me
Speaker 1: out today. It's kind of like, shouldn't be describing themselves
Speaker 1: that way? Well, I don't know what he means. Can
Speaker 1: you tell us what you mean? Like? What do you
Speaker 1: why do you think people are abusing the term curvy? Well,
Speaker 1: everyone tries to make themselves sound as as attractive as
Speaker 1: possible on these things, but curvy is you know, the
Speaker 1: old cartoons, the classic. You get your hands and you
Speaker 1: make the hourglass shape you want, like you mean the
Speaker 1: unobtainable measurements of Barbie. Is that what you're talking about? No,
Speaker 1: not even that, Like, no, no, I like a real
Speaker 1: woman with curbs. If I wanted a twelve year old boy,
Speaker 1: I date a twelve year old boy. But no, Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: So I'm just trying to understand what you're saying. You're Glenn,
Speaker 1: what you're saying, Do we want more clation? I'm just
Speaker 1: trying to, you know, see his perspective. He thinks women
Speaker 1: of all shapes use the term curvy too liberally. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: because you have to have a curve up top, a
Speaker 1: curve down bottom, but in the middle it's got to
Speaker 1: taper in a little bit, so you have a clear,
Speaker 1: definitive waste area. So you're saying that like your date
Speaker 1: shut up and didn't match her description. Is that what
Speaker 1: you're trying to get to? No, no, no, I I
Speaker 1: just took me a long time to find the kind
Speaker 1: of girl that I was looking for on the on
Speaker 1: the dating apps. Okay, Glenn, what did you like about
Speaker 1: her outside of her physical appearance? Well, what was her
Speaker 1: name or does it doesn't even matter. Tell us more
Speaker 1: about her. Her name's Megan. And one of the things,
Speaker 1: one of the things that I said when I was
Speaker 1: looking for the date was I'm looking for a nature girl,
Speaker 1: like a nature nerd. I love going hiking. Okay, I
Speaker 1: know there's over nine hundred different types of fig trees.
Speaker 1: I know there's one breed of wasp that pollinates them.
Speaker 1: Like I know these things. It's it's a it's a
Speaker 1: big hobby of mine. Many do you need a girl
Speaker 1: that's curvy and knows that stuff too well, at least
Speaker 1: can pretend to be interested. If not the I think
Speaker 1: it's attractive. I don't know about Alexis, but I think
Speaker 1: it's attractive when people have like a like a nerd
Speaker 1: out on something, like have a true passion. That's a
Speaker 1: good sign, I think if they're actually not nerds. Though. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know my focus is kind of narrow. But again,
Speaker 1: that's why I'm on the dating site, so that I
Speaker 1: can find someone kind of sort of will match. That
Speaker 1: is that what you did for your date? You guys?
Speaker 1: Went outside? Yeah? Yeah, yeah. I found a site where
Speaker 1: you can print out these lists of nature scavenger hunts. Said, well,
Speaker 1: this would be really cool. Yeah, I do that for
Speaker 1: my kids. What do you mean, like find a heart
Speaker 1: shaped rock? Is that what you mean? Yeah, stuff like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so we can go out for a walk and talk
Speaker 1: and kind of get to know each other and just
Speaker 1: explore nature. And that sounds fun. Well it was okay,
Speaker 1: Oh just okay. Yeah, the checklist that I had, I
Speaker 1: didn't think it would be a big deal. But there's
Speaker 1: things like find a wild mushroom, find some feathers, find
Speaker 1: a butterfly. I think I know what the problem is here.
Speaker 1: The butterflies weren't proportionate enough. Is that what it is?
Speaker 1: Not curving? Yeah, they're two round? You want those monarchs
Speaker 1: with an hour glass shape. We're just messing around with you, Glenn.
Speaker 1: Did Megan seem to have any fun? Well, you know,
Speaker 1: it got a little less friendly as the day wore
Speaker 1: on because we couldn't find a damn thing. Like I
Speaker 1: was getting a little frustrated. You're getting frustrated over your list.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, over the lack of being able to find
Speaker 1: anything on this damn list. They had ants in an
Speaker 1: ant hill on the list and we couldn't find ants.
Speaker 1: We couldn't find anything. Is this how is this was
Speaker 1: this your mood as the list became more obtained. I
Speaker 1: did you show your frustration to Megan? I think it
Speaker 1: kind of leaked through because I'm going I finally got
Speaker 1: a date with a girl that I am attracted to,
Speaker 1: and we're doing something that she's she's willing to be
Speaker 1: interested in, and we can have a good time and
Speaker 1: get to know each other, and now nothing else is
Speaker 1: working out and like a jacket. Ye, honestly, I don't
Speaker 1: think she really probably cared about completing your scavenger huns Well,
Speaker 1: tell us how it ended, because we got to wrap
Speaker 1: this up soon. So at the edge of the park
Speaker 1: there's a food truck. So we went over to the
Speaker 1: food truck and we got corn dogs and oh yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it's terrific. We're sitting on a step, we're eating them,
Speaker 1: we're finishing up, and she just goes really nice meeting you,
Speaker 1: and then I have to go I have to meet
Speaker 1: up with my roommate for a work thing. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: have a question. Why are we calling her? Is this
Speaker 1: because this is the only woman that has ever matched
Speaker 1: with you? And I, you know, like you have very
Speaker 1: very high standards and specific requests here. It's just sort
Speaker 1: of up with so much potential and the ants had
Speaker 1: to ruin it for you, So we're gone. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: lack of the ants would have saved it for me.
Speaker 1: Answer it for me? Well, at the wouldn't step up
Speaker 1: for you? We will right now. We're gonna call Megan
Speaker 1: and we're gonna ask her why she isn't wanting another date. Why. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm going to try and convince her to give you
Speaker 1: another We're gonna give her a reason why to go
Speaker 1: out with him one more time? How about that, Brooke,
Speaker 1: you think of that during the break, We'll come back
Speaker 1: call Megan. You get your second date update right after this.
Speaker 1: Thank you, guys, Thank you very much. Right hold on, man.
Speaker 1: You know what's funny is when you think of your
Speaker 1: social circle, and this is true a lot of the times,
Speaker 1: it's the people you didn't get along with at first
Speaker 1: who later go on to become your closest friends and
Speaker 1: even lovers. So I think Brooke might be coming after
Speaker 1: you so hard right now because she actually has a
Speaker 1: little bit of a crush on you would read it
Speaker 1: that way. Have you seen a picture of her online?
Speaker 1: Because Brooke, would you describe yourself as Kurvey? Uh? No, oh,
Speaker 1: how would you descri I have the flattest booty ever?
Speaker 1: Describe myself as kurvy, You're like a little flat back.
Speaker 1: Uh no, no, uh. Like I said, I know, it's
Speaker 1: a unicorn that I'm looking for here, but a curby
Speaker 1: girl who was into nature and just a great conversation.
Speaker 1: Can you check to at least two of them? I
Speaker 1: don't know, but I'm talking about me anymore like a potato. Yet,
Speaker 1: what are you offering? You know, like you're asking for
Speaker 1: such like high I'd like to hear this too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what are you bringing to the table for this unicorn?
Speaker 1: Sounds like someone's interesting. Yeah, I just I'm doubting. Well,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm I'm reasonably smart, I'm educated, taking interest
Speaker 1: in a wide variety of jecks. I try not to
Speaker 1: be cliche, which is why I try to find stupid
Speaker 1: things like nature scavenger, hunch a nature. We know that.
Speaker 1: And he's also humble. You only called himself reasonably smart. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know what I like, but I respect women. I
Speaker 1: love women, and I just want to find the right one,
Speaker 1: that's all. And he feels like the right one was Megan,
Speaker 1: who he met online and they went on a scavenger hunt. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: he did get a little bit frustrated when he couldn't
Speaker 1: find some of the things on their list, like ants.
Speaker 1: So he's hoping that didn't blow it for him. And
Speaker 1: we're going to find out if we can get you
Speaker 1: another chance here, all right, And no matter what, Glenn,
Speaker 1: I'll have a little offline conversation with you. Well, I
Speaker 1: told you the flat boot. He does not do it
Speaker 1: for me. Are you about to appreciate your I don't
Speaker 1: think he's joking. He's little to Megan. So let's call
Speaker 1: her and see what she has to say. Here we go,
Speaker 1: I'm a dot number right now. Hello, Hello is this Megan?
Speaker 1: Oh god? Yeah, hey Megan. Can we apologize now? Why
Speaker 1: we want to talk to you a little bit? Megan?
Speaker 1: When you're on the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning. I'm sorry? What what is this? Oh? Well,
Speaker 1: just no, I'm on your side. We're talking about it.
Speaker 1: It's important to start out the games. We're a morning show, Megan,
Speaker 1: and we do a segment on our show called a
Speaker 1: second Date Update. That's what this is. We're trying to
Speaker 1: help one of our listeners who went on a date
Speaker 1: with you. Recently. His name is Glenn. Do you remember Glenn? Uh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah I do. I don't know why you're calling me
Speaker 1: about him, though. Well, he said that he had this
Speaker 1: big idea to do a nature scavenger hunt and it
Speaker 1: was going okay, and then he got a little bit
Speaker 1: frustrated when certain things in nature weren't making themselves appear
Speaker 1: to you, guys, I think what it was is that
Speaker 1: he had the idea of a perfect date for you
Speaker 1: and it wasn't panning out, and so he let his
Speaker 1: frustrations get the better of him. Do you agree with that. Well,
Speaker 1: he seems to have a temper and it wasn't it
Speaker 1: wasn't necessarily it wasn't focused on me per se. But
Speaker 1: he would go m zero to just letting loose a
Speaker 1: string of curses because you couldn't find the ants on
Speaker 1: the checklist. And he was so into it. He had
Speaker 1: this laser focus on completing this task and he was
Speaker 1: getting red faced and really bad about him. That is
Speaker 1: such a we spoke to him. We didn't get that
Speaker 1: impression at all, did not, because I have that impression
Speaker 1: to hear that, But like this guy, I mean, did
Speaker 1: you tell him to calm down? Well, I was. I
Speaker 1: was trying to redirect, was trying to ask about himself.
Speaker 1: I was trying to find out his other interests, and
Speaker 1: instead he would start giving me this litany of facts
Speaker 1: like the Latin name for dandelion and what who were
Speaker 1: the pollinators for it? And I was like, I'd rather
Speaker 1: know about you. Um so my understanding. You're at like,
Speaker 1: that's the reason that you're not calling him back because
Speaker 1: you felt maybe a little bit of a temper. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's one of them. Oh, there's more red flags. Well.
Speaker 1: The other one was that the man that I met
Speaker 1: that day didn't match up with the man that was
Speaker 1: described in his profile. Really, oh, I am very interested
Speaker 1: in the way he described himself a beast. On the
Speaker 1: photos I saw, he described his build as athletic, and
Speaker 1: that really appealed to me because I go rafting. I
Speaker 1: love that stuff. Okay, that's great, But he said he
Speaker 1: looked athletic, and when you showed up, what did he
Speaker 1: look like to you? Well, he looked he looked softer. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's a kind way to say it. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: know about all that. He just didn't look as sturdy
Speaker 1: as in his photos. And and he was getting winded
Speaker 1: while we were just walking around that park. I know
Speaker 1: he was getting mad, but I was paying attention to
Speaker 1: the fact that he was getting out of breath. Why
Speaker 1: aren't you getting outraged at her for you're telling about that,
Speaker 1: and honesty of it all is amazing hypocrisy, the apocrisy
Speaker 1: of you right now because the athletic body style is
Speaker 1: unattainable that they show Men's Health magazine. We started the
Speaker 1: conversation and he was moaning about how women mislabeled themselves
Speaker 1: and how horrible they are for calling themselves Kirby, and
Speaker 1: then he has the audacity to mislabel himself. We're finding
Speaker 1: out a little bit too much information at this point,
Speaker 1: a little oversharing, And I need to let you know
Speaker 1: at this point that Glenn is on the other line
Speaker 1: and has been hearing all of this. O Hi, O, Hi,
Speaker 1: got your tail between your legs on that one. Well,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't know if I was out of
Speaker 1: breath so much, but I was. I was a little
Speaker 1: breathless in your presence. I guess, Glenn, what do you
Speaker 1: think of that she doesn't think that you're athletic looking? Well,
Speaker 1: you know, every one goes through cycles. Everyone has, you know,
Speaker 1: good good weeks, bad weeks. So wait, so you're asking
Speaker 1: for a little bit of empathy maybe a little bit
Speaker 1: of course. Yeah, of course, you know everyone's work in progress. Everyone.
Speaker 1: That's a really smart thing to say. Yeah, maybe if
Speaker 1: you actually gave that to other people then you would
Speaker 1: receive it back the empathy lost. No. Yeah, I'm just
Speaker 1: I'm just speechless there because No, I think she's perfect
Speaker 1: the way she is. I just I'm just I'm just
Speaker 1: so frustrated, aggravated with myself, or get aggravated Broy Megan,
Speaker 1: we haven't heard from you. I mean, what now you
Speaker 1: can talk to Glenn and tell him, tell him about
Speaker 1: his soft body and have disappointed. Well, I'm a call
Speaker 1: so I don't think I need to repeat myself. I
Speaker 1: didn't mean any offense. If I offend you, no, I
Speaker 1: know I can. I can definitely work on the softness.
Speaker 1: I guess there's not much I can do about the
Speaker 1: butterflies and migration. Okay, you're still worried about the Glenn.
Speaker 1: I mean, why are you using old photos again? Another
Speaker 1: fault of mine. I put up a couple of old photos.
Speaker 1: I haven't updated my photos and yeah, put on a
Speaker 1: few pounds and then that's my fault too. Everything. You
Speaker 1: don't beat yourself up over it. I very like his cushion,
Speaker 1: so wouldn't hurt his bad. But Glenn, we want to
Speaker 1: help you here, man, we want to get you another day.
Speaker 1: Maybe if we could just end with you saying one
Speaker 1: nice thing about Glenn, that would help Glenn, because I
Speaker 1: think what Glench would work on is maybe himself for
Speaker 1: a while. I yeah, I'm I do agree with that,
Speaker 1: all right, So let's think of one nice thing to say.
Speaker 1: I would say the nicest thing that I noticed you
Speaker 1: had going for yourself were your manners and how you
Speaker 1: treated me. Yeah, that's a real positive Glenn. What do
Speaker 1: you think of that? Glen? I certainly appreciate that, and
Speaker 1: like I said, I try to be as respectful as
Speaker 1: as possible. Uh maybe maybe the frustration that I point
Speaker 1: to myself, I should probably have a few more manners
Speaker 1: towards myself too. But yeah, that that's a moment of growth.
Speaker 1: It's nice to yourself, budd Okay maybe, But the stating thing,
Speaker 1: this this jungle of dating thing, it's it's horrible. So
Speaker 1: I probably just got over excited that I thought I
Speaker 1: actually found someone I could connect with. Okay, well, let's
Speaker 1: get out of the jungle and let's just go back
Speaker 1: to the park. And we want to send you on
Speaker 1: a date that we will pay for, like a little
Speaker 1: bit of a redo. What do you think of that? Uh, Glen,
Speaker 1: If if we can do something where you can be
Speaker 1: a little more curious about me and less about the
Speaker 1: greenery the environment, I would say yes to another that
Speaker 1: it was nice. Don't know if he's smart, Glenn. I
Speaker 1: would love another chance. And I am very curious about you.
Speaker 1: I'm super curious about you, and I promise I will
Speaker 1: try as hard as I can to not get in
Speaker 1: my own way and and screw things up. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: look at that. It's a successful second date update, even
Speaker 1: though Brooke tried to sabotage it the entire time with
Speaker 1: her flat behind. Don't worry, Brook, there's someone out there
Speaker 1: for you to Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,