Speaker 1: Calgary Audio. Welcome to another episode Mothers Podcast. I'm your host,
Speaker 1: Michael Blackson. I'm currently in Ghana and ware from Chinese
Speaker 1: best friend that will be together in spirit and in health.
Speaker 1: And first Nika News, the Los Angeles Lakers signed every
Speaker 1: free agent from the two thousand three NBA Draft. You
Speaker 1: should just change your name to the Los Angeles Retirees. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: the Philadelphia seventy six is try to trade Ben Simmons
Speaker 1: for three NBA star picks, fourteen first round drop picks,
Speaker 1: not to forget, or signed autographed jersey of Michael Jordan's,
Speaker 1: and the Bible signed by Jesus Christ himself and got
Speaker 1: absolutely nothing. The Sixers must realize at this point the
Speaker 1: only value Ben Simmons has is sent to mental value.
Speaker 1: In No Niga News, or j Simpson a k or
Speaker 1: just Simpleton said in a new interview that he cannot
Speaker 1: go back to l A because he could be sitting
Speaker 1: next to the person that killed his ex wife. My nigga,
Speaker 1: if you're sitting next to the president who killed your
Speaker 1: ex wife, you will be having an out of body experience.
Speaker 1: You snitched on yourself more than wrap us on Instagram.
Speaker 1: You keep talking about it and then we're trying to
Speaker 1: forget about it. At this point, even Stevie wondered, could
Speaker 1: see that you did this ship or just you stand for?
Speaker 1: Why this Nigga out of jail? And one thing about
Speaker 1: the Nigerian artists, Nigerian definitely support each other so much.
Speaker 1: And when the thing when I first came, when I
Speaker 1: first started doing stand up, the first set of Africas
Speaker 1: I performed for with Nigerian's mother's Nigineriaran unions. So I
Speaker 1: did the first this one and every Nigerian at one
Speaker 1: point I thought I was Nigerian, you know, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna tell him. I'm not I'm gonna get this.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get this Nigerian money. And it was booking
Speaker 1: me almost every year, you know, because I was like
Speaker 1: the only comic you know with the African descent that
Speaker 1: was really doing it. So that used to come and
Speaker 1: stay with bad food, you bad foot man. But I
Speaker 1: told a story how I even I mean when as
Speaker 1: far as you know, putting on the guard when I
Speaker 1: first started standing up, you know, I didn't even I
Speaker 1: went went on stage dress regular, you know, still had
Speaker 1: a little slight accent, because you know, I've been America
Speaker 1: for a few years, and I'll go on stage and
Speaker 1: I'll tell the joke, and the joke was just average.
Speaker 1: And I remember one night I was on stage and
Speaker 1: I did a joke about family member and brought out
Speaker 1: the accent harder and the cry laughed at everything I
Speaker 1: said in the accent. I'm like, you know what, I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna do my I'm gonna bring this nigga back
Speaker 1: to bring the whole Africa out of me. So I
Speaker 1: started talking, you know, brought out my accent more and
Speaker 1: then through the guarb on, I'm like, I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go village Africa taking shoes off. When the stage
Speaker 1: bad foot it my career jumped to the next level.
Speaker 1: When did you get the title Michael Blacks and the
Speaker 1: African King of Comedy? What year was that was? That's
Speaker 1: when I'm I was backstage at Comic View and I
Speaker 1: was trying to figure out it wasn't me my phrase
Speaker 1: like prior to Comic View, I will go on stage
Speaker 1: and be like, hey, motherfucker, you punk beach, motherfucker. This
Speaker 1: is BT. I can't say motherfucker. So I'm in backstage
Speaker 1: I'm like, what the funk I'm gonna replace motherfucker. Wait,
Speaker 1: I'm like, mothersucker, your mothersuckercker, you mother sucker gentist, you,
Speaker 1: mother sucker bro, your mother sucker. Everybody became a mother sucker.
Speaker 1: What happened to your personal trainer? Like actually used to
Speaker 1: actually work out like he did for like two times
Speaker 1: and improvements too, like and you stopped. I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: back to it. He was complaining. He was crying. I'm
Speaker 1: not these personal trainers try to do to try to
Speaker 1: turn me into on the swash nigger in one day.
Speaker 1: One day, you're gonna turn me into the swashing I'm like,
Speaker 1: let me, let me work my way up, get me
Speaker 1: from Rick Ross to puffy stomach, and then get me
Speaker 1: to B Michael B Jordan, whatever their name is. Don't
Speaker 1: just turn me. Don't take me from a crackhead to
Speaker 1: the bigger. He wanted to hear like that. And one
Speaker 1: day I saw that. I was like, motherfucker, I couldn't
Speaker 1: walk out the bed. I had a fire two personal
Speaker 1: trainers where they'd work you too much, and then my
Speaker 1: legs I couldn't stand. I could stand, and then I
Speaker 1: had to go to show I had to go to
Speaker 1: a show in three days, and I was so like
Speaker 1: you said, you know what, I'm just gonna. I'm gonna,
Speaker 1: you know, ladies work about me looking good. I just
Speaker 1: wrapped my money around my dick, motherfucker out. That's all
Speaker 1: we need. And what's up, mother suckers? This your African
Speaker 1: king up comedy Michael Blackson. I'm here to ask you
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Speaker 1: episode every Tuesday. You know. I try to help. I
Speaker 1: try to see she could teach Roder how to dance.
Speaker 1: Rider can dance for ship? Rider dance like she has
Speaker 1: two left feet or she has the grid of glue
Speaker 1: on her body? Is I skipped rider? Is? So she's
Speaker 1: gonna help she's gonna help you gonna Yeah, so how
Speaker 1: are you so since whiling out? What's been going on? Like,
Speaker 1: what's what's up? Well, I I'm a full time college student,
Speaker 1: so smart intelligence. Yes, you know the thing about being
Speaker 1: an African, it's a must. We must go to college
Speaker 1: and we must finish. You have to do that for
Speaker 1: your parents. You know, even though you start on entertainment
Speaker 1: and you said, okay, this this death intimate is definitely
Speaker 1: for me. But you know, you want your parents be
Speaker 1: proud of you at the end of the day. So
Speaker 1: you just gotta You're gonna go back to college. Listen,
Speaker 1: my mother is happy alright, motherfucker. She like, Mike, you
Speaker 1: know what, you don't want to go college for college? Mike,
Speaker 1: just go to Western Union. Send me this money. Imagine
Speaker 1: if you get a right university master, she will be
Speaker 1: so happy. My motherfucker. My mom don't give a fight.
Speaker 1: She's wanted money sent to Western euip, she said Western
Speaker 1: Union right now. Wait, and she's like, I forgot the
Speaker 1: Western of your office, texting me Mike, I'm at the
Speaker 1: Western Union. You know just that nothing is there yet.
Speaker 1: So yeah, she's at Western You I gotta send them money. Soon,
Speaker 1: you know. Um, so you ye, our natural body has
Speaker 1: never done nothing to your body, right, no new titty,
Speaker 1: no new ass. I mean, what do you want? Well?
Speaker 1: I feel like when I'm done giving birth, I think
Speaker 1: I might. Okay, it's not fair to your ties. Can
Speaker 1: you give us some of your that I want to
Speaker 1: get a breast production? Actually, see, people are never happy,
Speaker 1: like some poet have too much you don't try and
Speaker 1: get rid of something, or you have real boobs. That's
Speaker 1: what I heard with a lot of real boobs girls
Speaker 1: the time of carrying the the coconuts, Mike, how about
Speaker 1: the natural girls with the ass? It's right natural ass?
Speaker 1: So you know? Um, I mean being a guy and
Speaker 1: being dog skinned is a lot different than a woman,
Speaker 1: you know, and you're so gorgeous and sometimes people like, okay,
Speaker 1: like what does somebody compliments? Non compliments? You've got being
Speaker 1: beautiful and dog as if you're not app to be
Speaker 1: beautiful when you're dark? Like what are the things people
Speaker 1: have said to you? Like people mostly like surprised sometimes,
Speaker 1: like even being in l A for like two weeks now,
Speaker 1: I went to the barbershop to get my head cut,
Speaker 1: and everybody was just like, what the heck, like, do
Speaker 1: we have girls like you here in l A's What
Speaker 1: do you mean? You don't see chocolate girls here in
Speaker 1: l A. Like they were all stunt, Like for real,
Speaker 1: I had never seen many guys like surprised by how
Speaker 1: I look sometimes, But you're too pretty for a dark
Speaker 1: skin girl, Like what do you mean? Exactly? Like, what
Speaker 1: do you mean? But that's the thing. But for many years, Hollywood, Hollywood,
Speaker 1: Hollywood is like where you come to be a star,
Speaker 1: to make in the next life, to be um, you know,
Speaker 1: and in it throughout the years, you know, but way
Speaker 1: back to the seventies and eighties, they've never actually showed
Speaker 1: our dark skinned girl. They never you know, just in
Speaker 1: the last few years, like you know, we had Lupita, Lupitita,
Speaker 1: you know, uh, but they've never really shown a leading woman.
Speaker 1: Is very hard to have a leaning woman as a
Speaker 1: dark skinned woman. You know. They've always fed up with
Speaker 1: fed us with lighter complexion all white or lighter complexion
Speaker 1: or white. And I think it's time to break that barrier.
Speaker 1: It's time. It's time, you know. But we know and
Speaker 1: and plus it's it's time of our life where especially
Speaker 1: black people are looking for identity you know, it's not
Speaker 1: like back in the day when we first you know,
Speaker 1: when I was a kid in America, where it's all
Speaker 1: about being light, skinning this and that and made fun
Speaker 1: of the dog. Now everybody looking for identity. Nice, it's
Speaker 1: cool to be darker now, you know. So now it's
Speaker 1: your time to shine. And and Hollywood and the gift
Speaker 1: a dog skin completion women more rows. I mean, they're
Speaker 1: just as beautiful as any other person, A mean more beautiful,
Speaker 1: you know, and natural natural beauty. So yeah, Hollywood stopped
Speaker 1: fronting on my dog skin women. Get your ship together.
Speaker 1: You have a lot to do with it. Michael Blackstone. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: you know where the dog skin man um. You know,
Speaker 1: we went to a rough time, and we went through
Speaker 1: a rough time. The dog skin women went through a
Speaker 1: rougher time, you know, and we were not released from
Speaker 1: prison pretty much like it wasn't a hiding being dogskin.
Speaker 1: We weren't released to like you know, Wesley Snipes New
Speaker 1: Jack City came out. I think, I don't know, probably
Speaker 1: we have to go through the high co c competition
Speaker 1: and find out who so like Wesley Snips and then
Speaker 1: people are like big Daddy Cane. So I'm back and again,
Speaker 1: you know, um, and then came you know flavor flame
Speaker 1: is not a good example. Well a con and you know,
Speaker 1: and then I think those guys opened their doors wants
Speaker 1: to show, you know, like what I think Westley was
Speaker 1: one the first one when he did New jack City.
Speaker 1: Everyone want to fun Wesley Snipes because every woman wanted
Speaker 1: gangster and like okay, now gangsters associated with dog and
Speaker 1: this and that, so that you know, sometimes you just
Speaker 1: take one or two persons just to break that barrier,
Speaker 1: you know. Um. I think like just like how Holly
Speaker 1: Berry broke the bearer for black female, remember that, you know,
Speaker 1: get right, yeah, James, you know, and then Lupeta, you know,
Speaker 1: help the dog skinned girls, you know, get jobs. You know,
Speaker 1: like hey, it's a lot more of us that are
Speaker 1: beautiful and dog you know, you know, just the same
Speaker 1: way west Snip and the guy that follows you on Instagram,
Speaker 1: Michael Black, Samuel L. Jackson, he made a lot to
Speaker 1: do with a dark skin community. How to fund do
Speaker 1: somewhere Jackson has to do with this. I mean, like
Speaker 1: great roles. He's not we know when we think about
Speaker 1: dogs and he's dart he's not. But he's like nine PM. Dog.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about like midnight one am. Motherfucker. I mean,
Speaker 1: I am, I'm I'm probably mite nowm you know she
Speaker 1: might be eight. No, I'm no. I got about like
Speaker 1: a shade. Oh yeah. And then you got like you know,
Speaker 1: and then you have a kin who is like two am.
Speaker 1: And then you got you know, a flavor flav who
Speaker 1: was like one am. And then you you know, but
Speaker 1: fucking Simmer Jackson's nine pms. I mean, but he break
Speaker 1: the I think barrier about the dogs Best Friend The
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