1 00:00:01,040 --> 00:00:06,840 Speaker 1: You confession. I can't take back arms. 2 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,840 Speaker 2: Mouse speaker got a text seventy eighty five nine two 3 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:15,040 Speaker 2: that says, I work from home and have very little 4 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:18,479 Speaker 2: human interaction, but I grow plants on my desk that 5 00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:20,040 Speaker 2: I've given names and talked to. 6 00:00:20,840 --> 00:00:24,400 Speaker 1: And thou just one plant of the month for most 7 00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:25,720 Speaker 1: growth four year. 8 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:31,400 Speaker 2: That is humbling to learn a plant gets better work 9 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:33,159 Speaker 2: benefits than we get here. 10 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:33,560 Speaker 1: At the station. 11 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:35,080 Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, it's true. 12 00:00:37,159 --> 00:00:38,200 Speaker 4: What are you talking about? 13 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:40,800 Speaker 2: But you know what, maybe we should give out an 14 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:43,000 Speaker 2: award for confession of the month here on the mass 15 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:48,040 Speaker 2: speaker winner gets free Uber rides from Alexis anytime that 16 00:00:48,159 --> 00:00:48,600 Speaker 2: you want. 17 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:51,840 Speaker 4: I don't have a car yours. 18 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:56,600 Speaker 2: And we have our first candidate on the line right 19 00:00:56,600 --> 00:00:58,800 Speaker 2: now who's chosen to go by the name Chris today. 20 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:00,400 Speaker 1: So Chris, welcome to the show. 21 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:02,520 Speaker 4: Thank you guys for having me. 22 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:05,320 Speaker 3: Oh man, Chris, even with a voice changer, you sound 23 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:06,039 Speaker 3: down man. 24 00:01:06,840 --> 00:01:10,240 Speaker 4: Well yeah, well, I mean no, I'm okay, no, yeah. 25 00:01:10,080 --> 00:01:12,839 Speaker 1: Don't don't let don't let me shame your voice. 26 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:15,360 Speaker 2: In the first five seconds of you being on our show, 27 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:22,280 Speaker 2: you sound clinically depressed. Anyway, Chris, voice changer is on 28 00:01:22,360 --> 00:01:25,120 Speaker 2: you're the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession. 29 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:29,880 Speaker 4: All right, thank you. I used to live with three roommates, okay, okay, 30 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:32,880 Speaker 4: And when I first moved in, they these guys seem like, 31 00:01:32,959 --> 00:01:35,200 Speaker 4: you know, they were normal enough. I was just responding 32 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:37,600 Speaker 4: to an online ad for an open room and. 33 00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:40,120 Speaker 3: I've done that before. I lived in the basement of 34 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:43,680 Speaker 3: two dudes houses house. Yeah, I'm still friends with them. 35 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:46,000 Speaker 4: I am not. 36 00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:48,840 Speaker 1: Oh you're not friends with them? Okay, okay, No. 37 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:51,520 Speaker 4: I didn't realize how big they were in the partying. 38 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:56,680 Speaker 4: Oh man. Yeah, it was tough. Like I signed a 39 00:01:56,760 --> 00:01:59,040 Speaker 4: year leads and once they started living there, they threw 40 00:01:59,080 --> 00:02:01,680 Speaker 4: a few parties here and there. But after the first 41 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:05,320 Speaker 4: three months, it was all the friggin time. 42 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:09,320 Speaker 1: No awful, it was. 43 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:12,120 Speaker 4: It was just really really frustrating for me because I 44 00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:13,959 Speaker 4: was studying for my master's degree. 45 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:17,200 Speaker 3: Gosh, oh, not only can you not sleep, but then 46 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:19,239 Speaker 3: you can't even come home to a clean house. Did 47 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:23,040 Speaker 3: you know there's like pizza boxes and like solo cups everywhere. 48 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:24,840 Speaker 1: That just sounds kind of fun for me. 49 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:30,359 Speaker 2: Yeah, but if you're studying taking from school seriously, then yeah, 50 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:31,440 Speaker 2: that would be really difficult. 51 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:35,519 Speaker 4: He wasn't an undergrad. Okay, No, I needed to be 52 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:38,600 Speaker 4: up late doing research coding, and I'd go to go 53 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:40,600 Speaker 4: to the bathroom and there'd be you know, vomit in 54 00:02:40,639 --> 00:02:41,200 Speaker 4: the toilet. 55 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:43,960 Speaker 3: Oh dude, So Alexis was at the party. 56 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:47,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, oh man, that sucks. 57 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:50,200 Speaker 4: It was just basically no warning when a party was 58 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:52,800 Speaker 4: about to happen. They just invite a few people over. 59 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:55,640 Speaker 4: Then Moore would come in more, and then they trickle 60 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:57,840 Speaker 4: it in until it was about you know, fifty people 61 00:02:57,840 --> 00:02:58,359 Speaker 4: in the house. 62 00:02:58,480 --> 00:03:01,160 Speaker 2: Okay, we get it. You have to coolest roommates of 63 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:01,760 Speaker 2: all time. 64 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:02,040 Speaker 4: Yeah. 65 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:04,280 Speaker 1: Oh man, I'm smart. I'm getting my masters. 66 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:09,480 Speaker 2: Where's the part that's I mean, what what do you 67 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:10,760 Speaker 2: really do though, Chris? 68 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:12,960 Speaker 1: I mean you're kind of locked in seriously. 69 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:16,400 Speaker 4: So I got frustrated and I had to figure out 70 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:19,800 Speaker 4: a way to shut this down. Okay. So one of 71 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:24,560 Speaker 4: the dude's parents own the house, so they're rich boys too. 72 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:24,840 Speaker 1: Okay. 73 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:27,560 Speaker 4: I was getting my master's in data science and machine learning, 74 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:31,200 Speaker 4: so I worked a lot with AI. Oh yeah, yeah, 75 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:34,120 Speaker 4: So I came up with a plan. I kind of 76 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:35,720 Speaker 4: a diabolical one. 77 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:37,360 Speaker 1: That's the only kind that we liked. 78 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:40,920 Speaker 3: I mean, you can't be a hero without a diapholical plan. 79 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:44,480 Speaker 1: That's how it works. It's got to be at least maniacal. 80 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:45,880 Speaker 1: What was the plan? 81 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:50,680 Speaker 4: So I use an AI voice cloning program. So I 82 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:54,880 Speaker 4: gave my program a sample audio from my roommates. It 83 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:58,600 Speaker 4: was uploaded from a few of their social media posts 84 00:03:58,680 --> 00:03:59,960 Speaker 4: to cone their voice. 85 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:02,880 Speaker 3: I hope we can understand what's going to happen next. 86 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:04,360 Speaker 3: I don't feel like we're smart enough in this. 87 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:07,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, he's about to play our voices back to us. 88 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:07,440 Speaker 4: Yeah. 89 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:10,480 Speaker 1: Wait is this me even talking? This is how we 90 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:12,720 Speaker 1: get fired. It's like we fire each other. So you 91 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:15,119 Speaker 1: cloned your roommate's voice. 92 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:18,800 Speaker 4: Basically it's a deep fake. Yeah, yeah, okay, okay, then 93 00:04:18,839 --> 00:04:22,120 Speaker 4: what And when the party got to rowdy, I used 94 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:25,800 Speaker 4: a burner phone and I called my roommate's parents, the 95 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:28,000 Speaker 4: guy who owned the house, who lived like five minutes away. 96 00:04:28,279 --> 00:04:30,839 Speaker 3: Oh, you're rotting them out. 97 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:33,760 Speaker 4: Well I wouldn't rout them out. I'd say, hey, Dad, 98 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:36,120 Speaker 4: I need your help. I'm at the house. The how 99 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:38,280 Speaker 4: water won't work, and you can buy real quick and 100 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:40,160 Speaker 4: take them just. 101 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:40,920 Speaker 1: To get him over. 102 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:44,320 Speaker 2: And this is with your roommate's cloned voice. So he 103 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:45,760 Speaker 2: thought he was talking to his son. 104 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:49,160 Speaker 4: And make it even more diabolical, I would skip the 105 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:52,640 Speaker 4: actual ring and send it straight to voicemail. Oh oh god. 106 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:56,440 Speaker 3: So they would come over and shut the party down, 107 00:04:56,560 --> 00:04:58,480 Speaker 3: just like they were high schoolers all over again. 108 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:01,960 Speaker 4: They'd get upset, the party would die down. My roommate 109 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,760 Speaker 4: was so confused, and he was like, what the hell 110 00:05:03,839 --> 00:05:05,719 Speaker 4: is going on? And what are you doing here? And 111 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:08,560 Speaker 4: and his dad would show him the voicemailed and I 112 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:10,960 Speaker 4: would just sit there listening on the on the backside 113 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:11,559 Speaker 4: of my door. 114 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:18,680 Speaker 3: The roommate would hear his ai deep fake voice played 115 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:19,120 Speaker 3: back to. 116 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:21,880 Speaker 4: Him and he would say, what the hell I didn't 117 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:24,400 Speaker 4: even say this, And his father was, I have it 118 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:24,960 Speaker 4: right here. 119 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:26,800 Speaker 1: Oh my god, you. 120 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:31,080 Speaker 4: Drunk, you don't remember. Oh, And so he got reamed out. 121 00:05:32,279 --> 00:05:34,279 Speaker 4: And that happened like three or four times. 122 00:05:35,640 --> 00:05:38,520 Speaker 1: You're a genius, dude, did the party stop? 123 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:42,600 Speaker 4: The parties eventually died down because I don't know if 124 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:45,520 Speaker 4: they were getting suspicious, but they moved them to their 125 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:47,400 Speaker 4: other friend's house. It was like it was like a 126 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:49,440 Speaker 4: fraternity or something. 127 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:52,120 Speaker 1: And they never figured out that you were behind it. 128 00:05:52,680 --> 00:05:55,040 Speaker 4: No one ever ever confronted me about it. 129 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:57,240 Speaker 3: I take it they weren't getting their master's chapter. 130 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:05,520 Speaker 1: Cam made. Yeah. Yeah, he's going on. It's really funny. 131 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:08,400 Speaker 2: But like we're cool, right, you have no like problem 132 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:10,320 Speaker 2: with us as a show, and you're not. 133 00:06:10,279 --> 00:06:11,719 Speaker 3: Recording this right Yeah? 134 00:06:11,839 --> 00:06:14,479 Speaker 4: Yeah, well everything's recorded these days. 135 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:18,200 Speaker 1: Oh, we just want to be on your good side. Okay. 136 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:20,680 Speaker 2: So anything that you need email, the show will help 137 00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:22,560 Speaker 2: you out with anything you want, Okay, Bud. 138 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:25,200 Speaker 4: You guys are awesome, So are you, Chris. 139 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:27,920 Speaker 2: Thanks for confessing and text in seventy five nine to two. 140 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:29,800 Speaker 2: If you have a confession you've been holding on to, 141 00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:31,960 Speaker 2: we can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make 142 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,359 Speaker 2: you our next mass speaker. 143 00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:35,320 Speaker 1: Your phone TAP's coming up right after this 144 00:06:35,839 --> 00:06:38,120 Speaker 4: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.