Speaker 1: Well, well, welcome to this afternoon edition, Wednesday, July tenth
Speaker 1: edition of a restrand for butt chugging. I'm Miles, I'm
Speaker 1: joined by the iconic Jackie Sneilo. Great to have you.
Speaker 1: Let's get into what is trending today on Wednesday. So
Speaker 1: as the title alludes to a Georgia couple was arrested
Speaker 1: for butt chugging at a restaurant, you say, what the
Speaker 1: fuck am I talking about? Well, over the weekend a
Speaker 1: video went viral of a couple trying to butt chug
Speaker 1: a margarita at a Mexican restaurant in Georgia. Yes, I
Speaker 1: just said that out loud. And apparently this guy ordered
Speaker 1: a margarita and somehow got a funnel and his date
Speaker 1: got on all four so the margarita could be boothed.
Speaker 1: The funnel wasn't working, so he then just opted to
Speaker 1: pour it down her crack and drink it. Now, this
Speaker 1: was all taped for some reason and went on the internet.
Speaker 1: When the restaurant staff saw what was happening, they were
Speaker 1: kicked out. Now this woul normally just be like a
Speaker 1: salacious story, like, oh my god, can you believe this
Speaker 1: couple was doing this? Debraved shit in a restaurant. I mean,
Speaker 1: yes we can. But this is where it gets fucking stupid.
Speaker 1: So they were recently arrested for public indecency. How well,
Speaker 1: the woman in the video went to the police and
Speaker 1: complained that someone leaked a video of her and it
Speaker 1: was going viral on the internet and she wanted to
Speaker 1: stop it. And they're like, a video of what and
Speaker 1: she's like, just me, you know, a restaurant or whatever.
Speaker 1: Then the police saw the video and had no idea
Speaker 1: what was going on. The police had no idea that
Speaker 1: this even happened. So she mentioned it, they see the
Speaker 1: video and then like, oh, yeah, we're gonna have to
Speaker 1: charge you for fucking misdemeanor of public indecency. What the
Speaker 1: fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Oh, you just showed us a crime.
Speaker 1: Oh so you you know you're dry snitching on yourself
Speaker 1: whatever whatever. Yeah, So she really it's just wild to me, Like,
Speaker 1: obviously you probably got to be off your fucking ass.
Speaker 2: You had to be either they had to be either
Speaker 2: they lost to bet or they had to be like
Speaker 2: off their ass high or some shit or some freaking
Speaker 2: shit like heteristic shit. I've never butt chugged before. I
Speaker 2: hear it's a quick way to get drunk. John Cena
Speaker 2: has johnsena and blockers. Yeah, he butt chugged. Very funny scene. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And I don't think I'm interested in trying, but like
Speaker 2: I would if I was at a restaurant and somebody.
Speaker 2: I always when I see stories like this, I'm always like,
Speaker 2: why come shit can't happen like this around me? Like,
Speaker 2: I just want to be in a restaurant where this
Speaker 2: shit happens so I could see how I would react.
Speaker 1: I like, do you know, I feel like some people, though,
Speaker 1: there are also people that have like the energy to
Speaker 1: somehow be in these places when it happens. Like I
Speaker 1: have a friend in high school who some like they
Speaker 1: were like the forest gump of like ratchet shit, but
Speaker 1: they just were fucking they were somehow there and they
Speaker 1: weren't always they were there, and I was like how.
Speaker 1: But I get to like, I think they feel something
Speaker 1: in the in the water, like a shark, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. They just they just know where to
Speaker 1: be it. But for me, yeah, they're not doing that,
Speaker 1: uh at my local supermarket or anything like that. And
Speaker 1: I saw that, I think, I don't know, I think
Speaker 1: if you saw that you'd be like, this is so
Speaker 1: fucking nasty, like what the fuck?
Speaker 2: Like you wouldn't even be laughing like it. It depends
Speaker 2: on where I'm at. If I'm at like Olive Garden
Speaker 2: or some ship, I would probably.
Speaker 1: Be like if you're what if you're there with your mom?
Speaker 2: If I was there with my mom, what would happen?
Speaker 1: My mom would probably be laughing.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, I think it would be funnier
Speaker 2: like to me if I was there with my mom.
Speaker 1: I don't even know why. It's in the funnel up there,
Speaker 1: but trying to eat a market drink of margarita the
Speaker 1: mom and be like, these people are happy.
Speaker 2: My mom is experiencing this Like were like, you need
Speaker 2: to get out the house, and this is what's happening
Speaker 2: out here in the world.
Speaker 1: People are fucking but chugging Margarita's at the Mexican Yeah.
Speaker 2: Now, world out here, mama.
Speaker 1: This is what it's like to get a theater degree.
Speaker 1: It's wild out here. Appliances are trending. This is because
Speaker 1: the House, the House of Representatives in our United States Congress,
Speaker 1: they just passed fucking measures that prevent the Energy Secretary
Speaker 1: from enforcing energy efficiency standards on like household appliances. This
Speaker 1: is all part because you always hear Trump talking about
Speaker 1: like the water doesn't come out our freezers. Don't like
Speaker 1: all this dumb shit because they're trying to paint energy
Speaker 1: efficiency as woke. But in this version, it's the like
Speaker 1: Biden is being over zealous and he's like declaring outright
Speaker 1: war on the people who like to buy gigantic refrigerators
Speaker 1: because look, the shit still works, it still freezes. Where
Speaker 1: is the damage. But essentially it says it will basically
Speaker 1: keep this the Energy Secretary from enforcing energy conservation standards
Speaker 1: for refrigerators, freezers, and dishwashers that are not quote cost
Speaker 1: effective or technologically feasible. And this is just passed down
Speaker 1: party line. So good to see them really have head
Speaker 1: in the game. Yeah, I mean everything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I think like I think sometimes I
Speaker 2: forget or just don't think, not forget, but don't think
Speaker 2: about like all the minute bills or not minute. But
Speaker 2: just like the dumb shit that you would never think
Speaker 2: our elected officials are talking about, right hey, that they're
Speaker 2: talking about this is one of them. And I just
Speaker 2: I also don't get I think we're in a weird
Speaker 2: place man, where it's just like, oh you like that,
Speaker 2: then I don't like it. And that's kind of where
Speaker 2: we're at now. It's just like yeah, but.
Speaker 1: It's the same thing when they were like getting mad
Speaker 1: that like xboxes had like an energy saving mode, like
Speaker 1: when it was like low power mode when you weren't
Speaker 1: using it, Like what are you trying to do? Man,
Speaker 1: we're trying to say about the earth, Like it's like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's cheaper for consumers. It's cheaper a
Speaker 1: bunch of energy.
Speaker 2: And here's the thing, you don't even notice it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: although I will say, maybe I shouldn't out myself on,
Speaker 2: but I will say, Miles, you probably know this that
Speaker 2: there is a legal limit to the type of shower
Speaker 2: head that we can have here in the state of California. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I just gotta I just got around. I'm just gonna
Speaker 2: say that. I I you know, I I may have
Speaker 2: brought bought something, had it shipped to a certain place
Speaker 2: and have people ship it take across state lines, you know,
Speaker 2: and and and I'm enjoying some extra water pressure. That's
Speaker 2: all I'm gonna say. That's all I'm gonna say.
Speaker 1: So you know, It's not like you're out here like
Speaker 1: leaving it running all day.
Speaker 2: No, I'm a shower and that's it. Yeah, and I
Speaker 2: want to shower.
Speaker 1: Not like me. I need to have the like low
Speaker 1: flow versions on there because I take a shower for
Speaker 1: at least six hours. Yeah. So yeah, just staring straight
Speaker 1: ahead with it just just completely disconnected from reality.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, you need you need zero point eight gallons
Speaker 2: per minute.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, exactly. I'm like a horse when it goes
Speaker 1: to sleep. I just stand in a shower that's on
Speaker 1: and just completely dissociate. All right, let's take a quick
Speaker 1: break and we'll come back with some more story right
Speaker 1: after this, and we're back. So Will Smith he is
Speaker 1: back in the news. I mean obviously bad boys doing great,
Speaker 1: bringing people to the theaters and things like that, but
Speaker 1: he's now it sounds like he's trying to get the
Speaker 1: Academy to overturn his like ten year ban for the
Speaker 1: Chris Rock Slab. And a part of me is like,
Speaker 1: I don't even the band is so fucking stupid considering
Speaker 1: you know that's going on.
Speaker 2: It's like especially now because nobody gives a shit anymore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it was so whatever, you know what I mean, like,
Speaker 1: I think we talked about this, and the there was
Speaker 1: also just the pearl clutching from people like this, this
Speaker 1: black man went on stage and got violent. He needs
Speaker 1: to be arrested, you know, because there's still people in
Speaker 1: the academy that are like, he should have been arrested,
Speaker 1: And I get you know, you're we're talking he put
Speaker 1: his hands on fucking Chris Rock and it was just
Speaker 1: some weird shit that probably should have happened in private,
Speaker 1: that happened in public. But it feels like the tides
Speaker 1: are shifting, because, like you said, people don't. People like
Speaker 1: the consumers, the fans, the people go see movies, they don't.
Speaker 1: No one gives a shit about this anymore, and people
Speaker 1: have really stopped talking about this. But he really is
Speaker 1: trying to get back in, and there just seems to
Speaker 1: be the There is apparently like a cohort of people
Speaker 1: in the academy who are just like absolutely completely like
Speaker 1: do not want to hear anything about it. But we
Speaker 1: will see. Because also the Academy also has the most
Speaker 1: black members they've had than ever before. Now I don't
Speaker 1: know what that nets out to as a percentage, because
Speaker 1: going from zero to one could also be the most
Speaker 1: been ever before.
Speaker 2: But and they technically lost one when will BT back
Speaker 2: exactly right?
Speaker 1: Right? But I think I have a feeling, I mean,
Speaker 1: hopefully the public sentiment has changed enough. I think it
Speaker 1: has because it mostly became a meme and like people,
Speaker 1: I'm like Judd Apatow was like that was disgusting, like, bro,
Speaker 1: I'll get you cast black people in your fucking movies
Speaker 1: and yeah, having a take on this. But also it
Speaker 1: sounds like, according to insiders, Chris Rock is still very
Speaker 1: upset about it. I mean yeah, and also like you know,
Speaker 1: you were talking out your neck and shit.
Speaker 2: Happens that same man, you know, this f a fo
Speaker 2: you know, yeah, yeah, fucked around and found out and
Speaker 2: you know, you.
Speaker 1: Know, I don't know. It's just so funny to see
Speaker 1: this like still have this like weird life of its
Speaker 1: own where he's like trying like can I get back
Speaker 1: into the academy? Like did you have your moment of fright?
Speaker 1: Is it over now?
Speaker 2: Is it over now? Like here's the here's what I think.
Speaker 2: I think the band was stupid. I think all the
Speaker 2: pearl clutching was dumb. I understand Chris Rock being mad,
Speaker 2: be mad as long as you want to. Bro, you
Speaker 2: got slapped on national TV. I get it. Like, and
Speaker 2: also I understand I don't care that Will Smith slapped him.
Speaker 2: I never did it, just didn't give a shit and
Speaker 2: was even saying all that. I'm also like, I, man,
Speaker 2: you know, just just take your band and come back
Speaker 2: in ten years, bro, Like yeah, even then.
Speaker 1: But I like that's but I think there's just so
Speaker 1: fuck there's such a double standard too. You have like
Speaker 1: people that you're still like celebrating who have done way
Speaker 1: more heinous shit than slap another grown man who was
Speaker 1: talking about his wife in public. Yeah, and but it
Speaker 1: is wild to just see like like the commentary on it,
Speaker 1: like in this one obviously like do not go to
Speaker 1: Yahoo for any news because that is where the elderly
Speaker 1: just that's like they're they're swirling around Yahoo news. But
Speaker 1: the comment section on this article specifically, it sounds like
Speaker 1: it's wild. People are like, don't do the crime if
Speaker 1: you can't do the time. One person said they gave
Speaker 1: him a ten year band. I gave him a lifetime band.
Speaker 1: He should have served time. No early admittance, It cannot happen.
Speaker 1: It should have been lifetime. One or two hit movies
Speaker 1: with good attendance does not make up for what he
Speaker 1: did ten years. That's the punishment they need to think
Speaker 1: to it. I'm so caught up in the punishment bureaucracy.
Speaker 2: You know what after hearing all that fuck it lift
Speaker 2: his band? Yeah, yeah exactly, but like if it'll make
Speaker 2: these white people mad, I'm all fucking for it. And
Speaker 2: also I don't even think he should. And I'll admend
Speaker 2: what I was saying now that I've had even more
Speaker 2: seconds to think about it. It's not even like take
Speaker 2: your ten year band, like definitely, it's just like give
Speaker 2: it like one month after Bad Boys does well, because
Speaker 2: he's like, hey, man, movie did well? Take it back
Speaker 2: in whereas like give it like wait till December, wait
Speaker 2: till December, or I want to see, like will Smith
Speaker 2: in a movie that the oscars that the Academy can't
Speaker 2: deny he'll be liked.
Speaker 1: Right this, or what if he did a movie with
Speaker 1: Roman Polanski then they'd be like, oh you know what, Okay,
Speaker 1: who knows? Another story? Two dollars bill is trending because
Speaker 1: apparently there's some fucking company out here. Like on Fox Business,
Speaker 1: there was an ad for a two dollars bill with
Speaker 1: Trump's mugshot printed on it. And guess what, it don't
Speaker 1: cost two dollars. It costs nineteen ninety nine. And like,
Speaker 1: unlike you know, the most tacky Trump themed shit that
Speaker 1: we see, this one actually doesn't come from the Trump camp.
Speaker 1: It's from a company called National Collector's Mint, which is
Speaker 1: run by Barry Goldwater's son. Yea very odd intersection there,
Speaker 1: but yeah, they're also the same company that were like
Speaker 1: they got sued for making like nine to eleven coins
Speaker 1: because they made twenty two million dollars memorializing September eleventh,
Speaker 1: and also like like their whole thing was that customers
Speaker 1: were like, oh, it's official, Like what is that? What
Speaker 1: is even an official nine to eleven coin? The Federal
Speaker 1: Trade Commission was like, yeah, man, like you're you're defrauding customers.
Speaker 1: You're misleading them when you're saying that you're you're selling
Speaker 1: the official coin commemorating, uh, the September eleventh attacks. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess the griffs.
Speaker 2: Keep going, man, you know, you keep going, baby, I
Speaker 2: mean two dollar bill. It also is just I I
Speaker 2: don't know, I don't really I don't even know what
Speaker 2: to say. About that, because yeah, it just crised me up. People.
Speaker 2: We're like, it feels so normal. Now, it's a side show.
Speaker 2: It's a side show people have somehow most people are
Speaker 2: heavily invested in if that, if there was somebody on
Speaker 2: a two dollar bill that you have to pay twenty
Speaker 2: dollars for, like who would it be?
Speaker 1: You pay two dollars bill, a shah day two dollars bill?
Speaker 1: I think that would be kind of cool, even though
Speaker 1: not in America. Yeah, yeah, yeah, like Whitney Houston. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I would buy like anything, you know, all
Speaker 1: my R and B soul queens. I'd buy that. With Rihanna,
Speaker 1: I guess I have to be American, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean?
Speaker 2: American? All right, So that takes it from it would
Speaker 2: be hilarious as if Rihanna was on it, I know,
Speaker 2: and shit a half night here and we're like, you
Speaker 2: know what, we have her on the two But again,
Speaker 2: who gives a shit because it's a two dollar bill,
Speaker 2: nobody uses them and it's for fun anyway, and there's
Speaker 2: not even currency. Can't you spend it?
Speaker 1: You can't. You can use a two dollar bill, not tender?
Speaker 1: Oh not, Yeah, I'm sure one that's defaced with a
Speaker 1: laser jet printing of Donald Trumps smug shot on it
Speaker 1: is not is not legal tender, but hey you can.
Speaker 2: Two dollar bills? You can?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I actually bring back We should.
Speaker 2: Bring back currency that's no longer head Like I would
Speaker 2: love to see a two dollar bill, a five hundred
Speaker 2: dollar bill.
Speaker 1: I saw a silver dollar yesterday or over the weekend,
Speaker 1: and it blew my I felt like a fucking five
Speaker 1: year old again. It's beautiful seeing a to a fucking
Speaker 1: silver dollar. It really. It's funny how like when you're
Speaker 1: a kid and like you have no money, like when
Speaker 1: you find out about other kinds of money.
Speaker 2: Like ohoh shit, I know, like it's a different currency,
Speaker 2: but like it warmed. It was so dope to me
Speaker 2: to walk around with like ten thousand dollars like bills
Speaker 2: in my pocket when I was in Japan, like like
Speaker 2: a ten thousand yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is
Speaker 2: I got ten thousand, yeah, like I got ten thousand
Speaker 2: currencies in my goddamn hundred.
Speaker 1: Thousand yeah, fucking burning a goddamn hole.
Speaker 2: Man. Oh y'all don't know. Y'all can't tell me shit.
Speaker 1: Wild though too. In Japan, like like pre Olympics, because
Speaker 1: a lot of payments stuff got modernized for the Tokyo Olympics. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was really cash centric and it was wild, like
Speaker 1: like people will go to the bank regularly and just
Speaker 1: pull out tons of cash like and yeah, I was
Speaker 1: always like thinking people were like damn, I want to
Speaker 1: be like that, but really it's like no, damn, they
Speaker 1: don't take credit card. And then finally there's a new
Speaker 1: show that seems to be really upsetting the police in
Speaker 1: the UK. There is a new sitcom called Piglets. It's
Speaker 1: an ITV show. It's a sitcom that is basically quote.
Speaker 1: It's set in a police training college and makes light
Speaker 1: of the Tories, the Conservative part their policy of recruiting
Speaker 1: twenty thousand new police officers in double quick time. Now
Speaker 1: you know, they're taking a page out of the Conservative
Speaker 1: book in the United States doing law and order. We
Speaker 1: need more police, I mean. But also like I think
Speaker 1: most places are trying to they're slowly evolving into some
Speaker 1: form of a police state. But yeah, the whole thing
Speaker 1: is kind of like a slapstick thing. It's like, how
Speaker 1: are you going to fucking train twenty thousand people to
Speaker 1: be police? Officers in a way that in double quick
Speaker 1: time without having some fucking nonsense happening. So I think
Speaker 1: that's a funny premise. Would never happen in the United
Speaker 1: States because the police unions are like, we'll just probably
Speaker 1: just threaten people with violence. But one of the people
Speaker 1: who like represents like the police association like in the
Speaker 1: UK said quote it is a disgusting choice of language
Speaker 1: to use for the title of a TV program. I
Speaker 1: find it incredulous that this has passed through checks and
Speaker 1: balances at an organization made up of people who at
Speaker 1: any time have or may need the support assistance of
Speaker 1: the police. Oh, we're doing that one. Oh, so y'all
Speaker 1: want to make fun of us. Well, what are you
Speaker 1: gonna do when you need somebody to completely ignore your
Speaker 1: cries for help?
Speaker 2: Yeah? What do you do there?
Speaker 1: Well, what are you gonna do that? What are you
Speaker 1: gonna do that? I wonder I should have asked our
Speaker 1: guests from this morning's episode, what you know, like the
Speaker 1: police are like whenever I watch UK shows, like, they're
Speaker 1: always so like, you know, I'm like, Oh, these people
Speaker 1: don't look like tatted up freaks who are trying to
Speaker 1: kill everybody. But also we all know that policing is
Speaker 1: the tool of capitalism to check property. So maybe I
Speaker 1: won't get I won't get, you know, dazzled by the accents.
Speaker 1: But now, damn could you imagine a show like that
Speaker 1: in the US, that shit fucking blow up?
Speaker 2: I love it. I love it. I mean we have
Speaker 2: shows that like talk about the corruption in the police
Speaker 2: force and also praises the police force and things like that,
Speaker 2: where our entertainment is very police based. Yeah, in a
Speaker 2: lot of ways.
Speaker 1: We shook it for like six months at the end
Speaker 1: of twenty two there, and then you know what, man,
Speaker 1: I think I think we can I think we can
Speaker 1: embrace the police again.
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, we can embrace. I mean even listening to us,
Speaker 2: you know, Bad Boys was pretty damn good, man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean Smarcus and Mike Lowry or not.
Speaker 2: Man, they're not policing. Let us let us have them,
Speaker 2: let us have them. They're not police. In my eyes,
Speaker 2: it's so funny, man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, because I feel like, you know, shows like
Speaker 1: The Shield did not show cops in a great light,
Speaker 1: but it was still like action the Testosterone Ship that
Speaker 1: I feel like, while some cops were like, it's not fair,
Speaker 1: they were probably like yeah, yeah, fucking rob the Armenia
Speaker 1: and Mafia and ship like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it didn't show them in a good light,
Speaker 2: but it showed them as still kick ass heroes, yeah,
Speaker 2: in their own minds.
Speaker 1: So I'm sure, Like, but that's what's so funny, Like
Speaker 1: a comedy about police, like truly, like Brooklyn nine nine
Speaker 1: is obviously a comedy and has like it's like sort
Speaker 1: of skewing or you know, the police and things like
Speaker 1: skewering the police, like in this kind of thing about
Speaker 1: being like who are we even training to keep our
Speaker 1: streets safe? And why are we even doing it? It
Speaker 1: is it kind of writes itself. So I hope those
Speaker 1: feelings are not hurt. And I hope uk zei gang
Speaker 1: let me know when this show comes out. Uh, I
Speaker 1: mean because I want to see I want to I
Speaker 1: want to watch piglets, piglets come in this ball. All right, Well, Jackies,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for joining me on this trending episode.
Speaker 1: Well we are going to be back, yes, you and
Speaker 1: I will be back tomorrow with a brand new episode,
Speaker 1: so tune in for that. In the meantime, take care
Speaker 1: of yourselves, take care of each other, get your shots,
Speaker 1: get your vaccines, wear a mask, don't do nothing about
Speaker 1: white supremacy. Uh and we will check you later. All right,
Speaker 1: Bye peace,