WEBVTT - Get the Money and Run | Two Too Many 0:00:00.320 --> 0:00:04.080 Joe Loyer has agreed to answer our questions, so please 0:00:04.120 --> 0:00:09.080 send yours to info at Orbitmedia dot fm or leave 0:00:09.119 --> 0:00:15.800 them in the comments on Spotify or Apple. Thank you. Hello, 0:00:15.840 --> 0:00:18.799 there is Steve Fishman from Orbit Media. And this is 0:00:18.880 --> 0:00:21.759 Get the Money and Run. You're going to love today's 0:00:22.200 --> 0:00:26.599 episode five. It's the beginning of something, and that beginning 0:00:27.040 --> 0:00:31.760 starts with Joe surrounded shouting at a crowd stay out 0:00:31.800 --> 0:00:37.080 of it. Well spoiler alert, that doesn't happen. Okay, over 0:00:37.159 --> 0:00:37.560 to Ben. 0:00:46.600 --> 0:00:49.760 You are listening to The Burden season four, Get the 0:00:49.800 --> 0:00:53.160 Money and Run, I'm bender and this is episode five, 0:00:53.880 --> 0:01:00.160 two too many. 0:01:03.440 --> 0:01:07.360 Joe tell me about the money? What was it like 0:01:07.440 --> 0:01:08.279 having all that money? 0:01:10.360 --> 0:01:13.520 Okay, so one time I had fifty thousand dollars in 0:01:13.560 --> 0:01:17.160 a sports bag underneath my bed and I decide, you 0:01:17.160 --> 0:01:18.600 know what I want to see with this money? Looks 0:01:18.640 --> 0:01:21.640 like I was stacked out. I would periodically I take 0:01:21.640 --> 0:01:23.400 it out and count it, and I would count it 0:01:23.440 --> 0:01:26.280 on my bed. So i'd count all the money. I'm excited, 0:01:26.440 --> 0:01:29.039 like that's fifty thousand plus. And then I was like, 0:01:29.080 --> 0:01:30.760 well fuck it. So I slide it all around the 0:01:30.760 --> 0:01:33.240 bed and move it all and I may assume my 0:01:33.280 --> 0:01:35.560 whole bed's money. And it's not a lot of money, like, 0:01:35.600 --> 0:01:38.040 it's not thick, it's not like I'm you know, it's 0:01:38.040 --> 0:01:40.200 like a pillow of money. But it's enough to spread 0:01:40.240 --> 0:01:43.120 all over the place. And so I spread it out 0:01:43.160 --> 0:01:46.560 and I decide I'm gonna do that cheesy thing where 0:01:46.560 --> 0:01:48.200 you lie down in it, like you've seen in every 0:01:48.200 --> 0:01:49.760 movie or a TV show where people were like, get 0:01:49.760 --> 0:01:52.440 all this money. You know, I've been raised poor. It's 0:01:52.480 --> 0:01:54.960 a lot of fucking money to look at. And so 0:01:55.120 --> 0:01:57.800 I lie down on it. I'll fall flat on it, 0:01:58.320 --> 0:02:02.040 just drop on it, flip over, and I'm lying on it. 0:02:03.800 --> 0:02:06.160 Very quickly, I started realizing, ah, shit, I think I 0:02:06.160 --> 0:02:09.239 stepped on shit because I smell shit in my room, 0:02:09.240 --> 0:02:11.840 and I'm like, oh, now, I do that like a 0:02:11.960 --> 0:02:16.680 real pungent, fucking craps, like someone chunk of deuce right there. 0:02:18.160 --> 0:02:19.800 So I get up and immediately I look at the 0:02:19.800 --> 0:02:23.320 bottom of my shoes. It's no shit. I look around, like, 0:02:23.360 --> 0:02:29.360 what is that smell of shit? Man? I can't find it, 0:02:29.400 --> 0:02:34.200 and it's driving me crazy, and I'm smelling my fingers 0:02:34.320 --> 0:02:37.720 and I realized, oh, oh, it's a little faint something 0:02:37.760 --> 0:02:40.600 there and I look down at the money and I 0:02:40.639 --> 0:02:45.760 have a realization, oh shit, might be the money. I 0:02:45.800 --> 0:02:48.320 get on my knees. I've been forward, put my face 0:02:48.320 --> 0:02:53.119 all around it, and like, oh fuck, yes it's the money, man, 0:02:53.360 --> 0:02:56.800 the money. Just people wipe their ass and they go 0:02:56.880 --> 0:02:58.840 and they pull money out and they just their hands. 0:02:58.840 --> 0:03:02.320 There's a dirty, fuck grubby hands on all this money. 0:03:02.360 --> 0:03:05.120 Imagine all the people whose greasy hands have been on 0:03:05.160 --> 0:03:09.520 this thing. Right, it smells like someone dumped a grumpy 0:03:09.600 --> 0:03:12.799 right there. Man. It was terrible. It was like, oh fuck, 0:03:13.400 --> 0:03:21.000 this money's gross. It was surprising. Man, money stinks. Money 0:03:21.040 --> 0:03:27.160 fucking stinks. Part one? 0:03:27.840 --> 0:03:36.360 Who me after all those banks? I'm sure you've been 0:03:36.360 --> 0:03:40.920 wondering how far can one bank ropper go. It starts 0:03:40.920 --> 0:03:43.080 at the Bank of America. Of course, it's in a 0:03:43.120 --> 0:03:45.600 parking lot of them all in a suburb of La 0:03:45.720 --> 0:03:46.680 called Cerritos. 0:03:48.760 --> 0:03:51.800 So a couple of interesting notes about this bank. One, 0:03:52.040 --> 0:03:54.320 I was able to rob two women that day, where 0:03:54.360 --> 0:03:56.600 I robbed one and then the other teller next to 0:03:56.720 --> 0:03:58.360 leaned over to ask her question. I was like, send 0:03:58.400 --> 0:04:00.800 them money over to so like she sent money over 0:04:01.280 --> 0:04:06.040 and was having to rob too. So it was like, really, aggressive. 0:04:07.120 --> 0:04:10.280 The other interesting thing about here is that into this bank, 0:04:10.320 --> 0:04:14.520 I wore two sweatshirts to bulk me up, to make 0:04:14.560 --> 0:04:18.480 me look bulky. So when I go in there baseball 0:04:18.520 --> 0:04:22.080 cap whatever, and I rob them, I look big. I'm 0:04:22.160 --> 0:04:24.320 bulked up from the sweatshirts stuff. When I run in 0:04:24.360 --> 0:04:26.520 my car, I get in the car, I drive away 0:04:26.520 --> 0:04:28.200 from here. I pull over inside of the street and 0:04:28.200 --> 0:04:30.400 I take off all his clothes underneath, and I have 0:04:30.400 --> 0:04:32.280 a pair of shorts. I have a U c l 0:04:32.360 --> 0:04:36.240 A tank top. I have a U sl A hat on. 0:04:36.320 --> 0:04:38.680 Now I take all my clothes up and now I'm 0:04:38.680 --> 0:04:41.960 wearing sneakers, not our topsiders, not the other shoes I 0:04:42.000 --> 0:04:44.560 was wearing. So I got more of like a collegiate 0:04:44.560 --> 0:04:47.400 look thing. And I put all the clothes in the 0:04:47.440 --> 0:04:54.600 bag and I throw it in a rain ditch. So 0:04:55.680 --> 0:04:57.120 I get on the free one. As I get on 0:04:57.120 --> 0:04:59.200 the freeway and I go over to the to the 0:04:59.240 --> 0:05:03.520 fast lane, I almost crashed in at three sheriff's cars froom. 0:05:03.960 --> 0:05:06.200 I almost literally almost crashing it because I'm not looking 0:05:06.200 --> 0:05:07.920 in my mirror. I just don't say it's empty. But 0:05:07.960 --> 0:05:10.920 they're coming on so fast that I just were and 0:05:10.960 --> 0:05:12.839 I dodge them, and I look ahead and I realized 0:05:12.839 --> 0:05:18.240 they're racing to where a helicopter is ahead in the freeway. 0:05:18.520 --> 0:05:20.920 I'm like, shit, I gotta get off the freeway. So 0:05:21.040 --> 0:05:23.680 I start pulling over off the freeway and then start 0:05:23.680 --> 0:05:25.680 pulling over off the freeway. I get off with the 0:05:25.680 --> 0:05:28.160 next off round and I turn right into traffic. Right 0:05:28.839 --> 0:05:32.440 I'm like, okay, cool, I just dodged a bullet. All 0:05:32.480 --> 0:05:37.000 of a sudden, sheriff cars all around me. I don't 0:05:37.040 --> 0:05:39.120 know where they came from, and they're all stopping a 0:05:39.200 --> 0:05:41.799 turkey jerky and they're looking at everyone in the cars, 0:05:41.800 --> 0:05:44.520 and I'm thinking, I'm good because I don't look like 0:05:44.560 --> 0:05:48.080 the guy who walked out of that bank. In fact, 0:05:48.320 --> 0:05:50.760 as soon as I feel the helicopter's overhead, I open 0:05:50.839 --> 0:05:52.479 my son roofs so they can look in and they 0:05:52.480 --> 0:05:54.440 can say, I'm in short so I'm not even wearing pants. 0:05:54.880 --> 0:05:56.680 I don't feel like I look like that guy at all. 0:05:57.880 --> 0:06:01.120 So all that to say, and I'm driving, I'm driving 0:06:01.320 --> 0:06:04.480 and cars as I'm driving down the road on the 0:06:04.520 --> 0:06:08.120 right left side, police cars are looking at me. They're 0:06:08.160 --> 0:06:10.159 just parked, and then as I would drive past them, 0:06:10.320 --> 0:06:14.080 they would join a crowd growing, crowded cop cars behind me, 0:06:14.480 --> 0:06:17.280 so it's like they're looking at me. And then as 0:06:17.360 --> 0:06:20.120 I pulled past them, they would then turn into traffic 0:06:20.120 --> 0:06:23.559 from the left and the right. I'm driving, I'm just chilling. 0:06:23.600 --> 0:06:26.440 I'm just relaxing, just taking my time, being easy. And 0:06:26.480 --> 0:06:28.520 then what are you thinking about all these cop cars 0:06:28.520 --> 0:06:31.160 behind you? I'm thinking, why are they Why do they 0:06:31.160 --> 0:06:33.440 think it's me? I have no clue, but I do 0:06:33.520 --> 0:06:37.599 know as I'm driving there's now fifteen twenty cars behind 0:06:37.600 --> 0:06:42.160 me it's me. They've isolated me. And there's a car 0:06:42.200 --> 0:06:43.919 pulls up to my left and he looks at me, 0:06:44.720 --> 0:06:46.920 and I look at him, and I just keep driving. 0:06:47.279 --> 0:06:49.720 I caught another car pulls up to my right to me. 0:06:49.839 --> 0:06:50.920 Do they have sirens going? 0:06:51.040 --> 0:06:51.960 Like? Is it No? 0:06:52.080 --> 0:06:54.039 They're just following all right. 0:06:54.440 --> 0:06:55.880 Then the guy pulls up to the right of me, 0:06:56.360 --> 0:06:59.240 and then he pulls behind and now they're all following me. 0:06:59.400 --> 0:07:00.760 And then the hell cops in front of me, and 0:07:00.760 --> 0:07:02.960 he starts going low and they put their lights on 0:07:03.040 --> 0:07:07.400 and the yell pull over. So I feel like, okay, 0:07:07.480 --> 0:07:10.560 this is a racist rush to judgment, you know, because 0:07:10.560 --> 0:07:13.480 there's no way that I look like the guy, and 0:07:13.480 --> 0:07:16.520 I'm thinking, I'm gonna fucking fight this in court because 0:07:16.600 --> 0:07:19.000 why are they stopping me. There's no reason to stop me. 0:07:19.400 --> 0:07:21.680 They just targeted a Mexican dude. That's the way I'm 0:07:21.720 --> 0:07:26.360 thinking about it, right. So I pull over. They all 0:07:26.400 --> 0:07:28.400 have stepped out of their cars. They got guns pointing 0:07:28.440 --> 0:07:30.480 at me. I could see it in my mirrors. I'm 0:07:30.480 --> 0:07:32.560 not going anywhere. Helicopters on the road in front of 0:07:32.600 --> 0:07:35.320 me low, so I know that, okay, there is I'm 0:07:35.360 --> 0:07:36.880 not getting away and this is gonna be what it's 0:07:36.880 --> 0:07:42.400 gonna be. And I start yelling why do you stop me? 0:07:43.360 --> 0:07:46.240 And the helicopters are going He's shut the fuck out, 0:07:46.520 --> 0:07:48.680 put your hands behind your head, and I'm like, why 0:07:48.720 --> 0:07:51.080 do you stop me? Like I said, shut the fuck out? 0:07:51.120 --> 0:07:53.120 And that takes the fuck and the whole time he's 0:07:53.160 --> 0:07:55.480 giving me instruction is to walk back, to walk to 0:07:55.560 --> 0:07:57.440 my left in the middle of the street, to put 0:07:57.480 --> 0:08:01.440 my arms out, to get on my knees, to all forward. Everything. 0:08:01.560 --> 0:08:04.480 I keep interrupted, why did you stop me? Because I'm 0:08:04.520 --> 0:08:08.679 convinced this is a legal stop. And at that point 0:08:09.720 --> 0:08:12.040 I feel them running at me and I'm laid out 0:08:12.080 --> 0:08:14.600 on the on the ground, my legs open, my arms wide, 0:08:14.960 --> 0:08:17.880 my face down, and they jump on me. I mean 0:08:17.920 --> 0:08:21.160 they jump on me, and they're they're like mad at me, 0:08:22.120 --> 0:08:25.240 and I feel guns on me, I feel knees on me. 0:08:25.360 --> 0:08:27.680 They're grabbing my hands and trumping them and one guy 0:08:27.720 --> 0:08:30.960 grabs my head now remember, and they're on me. I'm 0:08:30.960 --> 0:08:33.040 trying to pull my arms back and I'm not resisting. 0:08:33.120 --> 0:08:37.920 I'm like, I'm fucked right. So he pulls my head 0:08:37.960 --> 0:08:40.120 back and I swear to God, I thought he's gonna 0:08:40.160 --> 0:08:42.640 choke me up because I can barely breathe. And he 0:08:42.760 --> 0:08:44.520 leans into my ears says, you want to know why 0:08:44.559 --> 0:08:47.760 we stopped you, cocksucker. We stopped him from being ugly 0:08:47.800 --> 0:08:57.200 and ro walk so and you know what, I'm thinking, like, 0:08:57.240 --> 0:09:01.079 that's kind of fucking clever. This sms a bitch, that's 0:09:01.160 --> 0:09:08.200 kind of fucking clever. So I'm seated there and they 0:09:08.200 --> 0:09:09.520 put me on a cop right in the back of 0:09:09.520 --> 0:09:12.679 a cup car. They now approached my car where the 0:09:12.760 --> 0:09:17.040 gun's drawn, Like, oh, I'm running at the car and 0:09:17.320 --> 0:09:19.840 not running but you know, coming together the helicopter overhead. 0:09:19.840 --> 0:09:22.199 There's just someone in there. They don't know. And when 0:09:22.200 --> 0:09:23.600 they go in they see you know he's in there. 0:09:23.679 --> 0:09:25.559 They open the door, they reach in the back, they 0:09:25.559 --> 0:09:27.080 pull out the bag, and they hold up the bag 0:09:27.120 --> 0:09:29.920 of money like a price fish and he says, got it. 0:09:31.520 --> 0:09:33.160 And I look at it, and the guy says to me, 0:09:33.559 --> 0:09:36.000 who has the coppers in the front seat. He says, 0:09:36.000 --> 0:09:39.320 you're a dumb fuck man. He says, we caught you 0:09:39.320 --> 0:09:46.080 with the transmitter and the money. They bring the two 0:09:46.160 --> 0:09:48.280 women I had robbed, and they bring them to where 0:09:48.280 --> 0:09:51.240 I am standing on the sidewalk and then make them 0:09:51.240 --> 0:09:53.520 look at me. While I did the I just turned 0:09:53.559 --> 0:09:55.400 around to my left, to my right, and they told 0:09:55.440 --> 0:09:58.439 me don't look at them. And I wasn't trying to 0:09:58.440 --> 0:10:00.920 break the rules. But when I looked look straight ahead 0:10:01.240 --> 0:10:03.400 and they were there, I could see from the side 0:10:03.440 --> 0:10:05.960 of my eyes that their heads were saying, no, that's 0:10:05.960 --> 0:10:08.800 not the guy, right. So I knew I had play. 0:10:09.480 --> 0:10:12.120 I knew that these women did not recognize me as 0:10:12.160 --> 0:10:14.080 the guy who had just robbed them within the last 0:10:14.080 --> 0:10:21.079 half hour. So they can only arrest me for possession 0:10:21.080 --> 0:10:23.200 of stolen property. 0:10:28.559 --> 0:10:31.800 So, but you're arrested. You were taking to LA share 0:10:31.840 --> 0:10:35.280 station not too far away in Lynnwood, California. What was 0:10:35.280 --> 0:10:36.439 your plan. This time. 0:10:39.960 --> 0:10:42.800 I'm in a holding cell with other criminals. I'm like, 0:10:42.880 --> 0:10:44.880 oh fuck, I know what to do. Boom all right 0:10:44.920 --> 0:10:47.920 again the phone, Paul, give it of all photos of 0:10:47.960 --> 0:10:51.280 my house. Like, I feel like they have guys gonna 0:10:51.280 --> 0:10:52.800 go to my house and they're gonna get photos and 0:10:52.800 --> 0:10:54.680 against thee all my friends, against these photos of me, 0:10:54.840 --> 0:10:57.960 and they're gonna compare the photos of me to the 0:10:57.960 --> 0:11:01.400 photos they've taken from all the surveillance cameras. So I 0:11:01.440 --> 0:11:03.600 don't want to match from any of them at all. 0:11:03.800 --> 0:11:05.440 I say, get all my photos out of the house 0:11:05.840 --> 0:11:07.720 and get whatever cash you can find in the house 0:11:08.440 --> 0:11:11.040 and go take it at Gloria and have him come 0:11:11.080 --> 0:11:14.600 down here and bail me out. So I got twelve 0:11:14.640 --> 0:11:16.920 hours and I'm waiting to get bailed on, waiting to 0:11:16.920 --> 0:11:19.720 get bailed on, way to get bailed in that time. 0:11:19.840 --> 0:11:21.920 I get pulled out of the holding cell. I got 0:11:21.920 --> 0:11:25.760 taken to a room and in walks this real burly guy, 0:11:26.400 --> 0:11:33.320 special agent Quarters, puts a notebook down, opens it up, 0:11:34.160 --> 0:11:38.000 and he just starts to ask me questions. What's your name, 0:11:38.080 --> 0:11:43.080 first name, middle name, last name, how old are you, 0:11:43.559 --> 0:11:46.480 where'd you go to school? Just basic information. They get 0:11:46.480 --> 0:11:49.000 all this information from me. And it's not an interrogation, 0:11:49.760 --> 0:11:54.760 it's just he wants to assess me. And I'm polite 0:11:55.520 --> 0:11:58.240 and I'm articulate, and I'm not trying to be friendly 0:11:58.280 --> 0:12:03.160 with him, but I'm he's getting to read on me, like, 0:12:03.800 --> 0:12:08.400 this guy doesn't look like bank rubbers at all. Nothing 0:12:08.440 --> 0:12:11.959 about me, says bank rubber. But he suspects I had 0:12:11.960 --> 0:12:13.320 something to do with it because I was caught with 0:12:13.360 --> 0:12:18.040 the money. And then he finally says, so, the women 0:12:18.080 --> 0:12:20.000 who were robbed, say, you didn't rob the bank. You're 0:12:20.040 --> 0:12:22.080 not the one who robbed them. But how did you 0:12:22.080 --> 0:12:24.920 get ahold of that money? Because that's the bank money. 0:12:26.240 --> 0:12:30.640 I said, man, I'm glad you asked. And I proceeded 0:12:30.679 --> 0:12:33.280 to lie and tell him that, you know, I went 0:12:33.320 --> 0:12:35.679 out to go shopping Macy's in that mall near where 0:12:35.720 --> 0:12:38.680 the bank was, and I got out and I realized, 0:12:38.720 --> 0:12:40.640 oh shit, I left my wall in the car. And 0:12:40.679 --> 0:12:42.560 I go back to my car and I see this 0:12:42.600 --> 0:12:45.160 true big burly man wearing exactly the outfit I was 0:12:45.200 --> 0:12:49.080 wearing the bank. I described me saying, this big burly 0:12:49.160 --> 0:12:52.679 man runs out and he throws something underneath my car 0:12:52.720 --> 0:12:54.280 and I wonder what the fuck, and I pull it 0:12:54.320 --> 0:12:55.760 out and it's all this money. So I'm like fuck 0:12:55.760 --> 0:12:58.000 it and I drive away. Next thing I know, you know, 0:12:58.600 --> 0:13:01.000 Lindwood Sheriff's are pulling me up. And then oh wow, 0:13:01.320 --> 0:13:05.199 totally I didn't do it. Totally plausible. Here's the thing. 0:13:05.240 --> 0:13:08.080 He knows my record. There's it's not like he knows 0:13:08.120 --> 0:13:10.560 he's dealing with somebody who's done this before. So he 0:13:10.600 --> 0:13:13.560 doesn't know exactly what to think other than I don't 0:13:13.559 --> 0:13:16.160 look like a bank robber. That's that's one thing he's 0:13:16.200 --> 0:13:18.360 sure of. He's been the business long enough to know 0:13:18.679 --> 0:13:22.440 I don't look like it. But he's also criminals are 0:13:22.520 --> 0:13:26.000 lying sons of bitches. They will lie gratuitously, they will 0:13:26.080 --> 0:13:31.200 lie often and a lot. So that's what that was 0:13:31.240 --> 0:13:34.240 my first introduction to him. 0:13:34.360 --> 0:13:36.040 So what happened was there like an arrangement. 0:13:36.760 --> 0:13:40.840 They drive me to downtown to the federal courthouse, and 0:13:40.880 --> 0:13:43.920 while we're driving there, he says, we know who you 0:13:43.960 --> 0:13:47.280 are now. He said, mister Joel Steve, we know who 0:13:47.280 --> 0:13:47.600 you are. 0:13:47.679 --> 0:13:47.920 Now. 0:13:48.280 --> 0:13:50.080 We're gonna put you in court and it's not gonna 0:13:50.120 --> 0:13:53.720 look good for you. We're at sixteen banks in County 0:13:53.960 --> 0:14:00.880 we know who you are. Believe me. I go to court. Man. 0:14:00.920 --> 0:14:03.440 They did that dramatic thing where they pull something over 0:14:03.760 --> 0:14:06.120 and all of a sudden that ah, sixteen pictures of 0:14:06.160 --> 0:14:09.360 a guy walking out of a bank and various clothing 0:14:09.400 --> 0:14:11.360 and you know the photos you've seen, and a monk, 0:14:11.480 --> 0:14:14.120 you know, and a monk, Mickey mouse shirt, plaid shirt, 0:14:14.559 --> 0:14:19.560 sue trans coat, fedora, all of it. Sixteen photos. This 0:14:19.640 --> 0:14:23.160 is the same. We're still counting your honor. We will 0:14:23.160 --> 0:14:25.960 give him bail now. We can have one hundred thousand 0:14:26.000 --> 0:14:29.640 dollars bail for two weeks. We're trying to get bail. 0:14:30.000 --> 0:14:32.880 It takes a long time to clear my my aunt's house, 0:14:33.000 --> 0:14:34.600 to put it up. It just it took a lot 0:14:34.680 --> 0:14:37.120 longer than I expected. It was almost two weeks to 0:14:37.160 --> 0:14:37.440 get it. 0:14:37.720 --> 0:14:41.080 And so that way, if you leave and don't come back, 0:14:41.440 --> 0:14:44.200 if you run away to Mexico or something like that, they. 0:14:44.120 --> 0:14:44.560 Have the house. 0:14:44.640 --> 0:14:48.720 She loses her home. Yeah, and so your aunt is 0:14:48.760 --> 0:14:50.640 telling you that she's going to do this. Yeah, And 0:14:50.840 --> 0:14:52.640 what are you thinking as she's telling you this? 0:14:53.120 --> 0:14:56.520 Honestly, I think I'm thinking, fuck this, I'm not coming back. 0:14:56.800 --> 0:15:01.320 I'll just give her money to replace the house. I'll 0:15:01.400 --> 0:15:04.080 rob enough to give a new hospital. I'm not coming back. 0:15:04.080 --> 0:15:06.760 I think. I think there's certainly. At one point I 0:15:06.800 --> 0:15:11.000 thought that, and then we get it. I get out, 0:15:11.320 --> 0:15:15.320 I make bail, and I proceed to rob five more banks. 0:15:21.960 --> 0:15:23.000 Will be right back. 0:15:26.680 --> 0:15:27.200 Part two. 0:15:28.120 --> 0:15:29.640 It takes two. 0:15:33.120 --> 0:15:38.200 Now I figure out, you know what, I'm not going 0:15:38.240 --> 0:15:42.120 to go to prison. And this is where me. I 0:15:42.160 --> 0:15:44.600 was already in an asshole. I was a bad person 0:15:44.640 --> 0:15:46.960 in society. It was just a thief. It was kind 0:15:46.960 --> 0:15:49.320 of shit. And I decided to like up my ship 0:15:49.400 --> 0:15:53.240 game by putting my aunt's house in jeopardy because my 0:15:53.280 --> 0:15:55.680 emperor house up for me to go on bail my 0:15:55.720 --> 0:15:58.480 aunt and she loved me, and I was willing to 0:15:58.600 --> 0:16:01.240 risk it. Oh I didn't care. And so what I 0:16:01.280 --> 0:16:04.200 do is I get somebody who I used to play 0:16:04.200 --> 0:16:09.800 golf with who resembled me. Person was about four inches 0:16:09.840 --> 0:16:13.800 shorter than me. And this person was desperate for money. 0:16:13.840 --> 0:16:16.800 I always took him around, always paid stuff for him. 0:16:16.880 --> 0:16:20.040 I liked having him around, and it's like, you want 0:16:20.080 --> 0:16:23.160 to eventually get something on this, and he was like yeah. 0:16:23.200 --> 0:16:26.400 And finally, when I come out of bond, I go 0:16:26.480 --> 0:16:28.360 to this guy and say, hey, listen, I'll teach you 0:16:28.360 --> 0:16:31.520 how to do this and we'll split the money. He says, really, 0:16:31.600 --> 0:16:33.280 I said yeah, but you have to do it exactly 0:16:33.320 --> 0:16:36.120 as I say. He's like sure because he's, like I said, 0:16:36.160 --> 0:16:40.120 he had seen the loads of cash I had, so 0:16:40.240 --> 0:16:43.200 to him, he's thinking thirty forty fifty thousand dollars he 0:16:43.280 --> 0:16:46.760 could be his Well, I take him to go do it, 0:16:48.440 --> 0:16:53.080 go to Orange County somewhere. He goes into the bank. 0:16:53.440 --> 0:16:56.040 After I tell him what to do, I park far away, 0:16:56.160 --> 0:17:00.720 you know, my mo He runs through the car, drive away. 0:17:00.840 --> 0:17:04.080 We're going fast. I'm all excited. He's breathing hard. It's like, whoa, 0:17:04.119 --> 0:17:06.199 this is great. I don't have to rob banks. I 0:17:06.200 --> 0:17:07.680 got a guy who can rob banks for me. We'll 0:17:07.680 --> 0:17:09.600 split the money and like, I can make some money here. 0:17:10.119 --> 0:17:12.960 And we're driving on. Finally, so how much you get? 0:17:12.960 --> 0:17:14.879 He goes, oh, I didn't get nothing. She told me no, 0:17:18.720 --> 0:17:20.919 He said she told him no, and I was like, 0:17:21.040 --> 0:17:24.280 oh my god, this guy is so bad. So I 0:17:24.400 --> 0:17:29.840 pulled over and I said, here's what happened last night. 0:17:32.119 --> 0:17:34.760 They came into your house. They went upstairs, they got 0:17:34.840 --> 0:17:37.240 your pants, they took your wallet out, they grabbed all 0:17:37.280 --> 0:17:40.520 your money. They got your money in that bank, in 0:17:40.640 --> 0:17:45.040 that teller station, is your money. You have the right 0:17:45.119 --> 0:17:48.280 to go in there and basically take your money back. 0:17:48.800 --> 0:17:50.479 You have the moral right to go to that mine. 0:17:50.520 --> 0:17:52.600 That's the way I tried to pump them up for it. 0:17:54.640 --> 0:17:59.040 So I take them to this mall where they have 0:17:59.119 --> 0:18:03.840 a bank in the on my park. He goes inside. 0:18:05.160 --> 0:18:11.040 Whatever lame thing he's putting out, people are picking it up. 0:18:11.960 --> 0:18:13.919 Apparently he was good enough to at least get some 0:18:14.040 --> 0:18:16.640 money from them, because as soon as he hits that door, 0:18:16.720 --> 0:18:19.440 he's still holding the money in his hands, and he's 0:18:19.440 --> 0:18:22.080 holding it to his chest. And when he pushes that 0:18:22.160 --> 0:18:26.000 door open, an eddie of air catches that money. The 0:18:26.080 --> 0:18:32.520 money goes flying everywhere, whirling in the air, and there's 0:18:32.600 --> 0:18:36.479 him trying to catch it out of mid air. And 0:18:36.560 --> 0:18:40.720 I look at him and I'm thinking, what a fucking idiot. 0:18:43.440 --> 0:18:46.520 So I have to drive away. And as I'm driving away, 0:18:46.520 --> 0:18:49.000 I look back and he's running and now it is 0:18:50.200 --> 0:18:52.760 a Benny Hill fucking skid. There's one dude and there's 0:18:52.800 --> 0:18:55.400 a crowd of people running after out of the bank. 0:18:56.440 --> 0:19:01.200 I'm like, oh shit. So I crossed street, this big 0:19:01.240 --> 0:19:03.520 boulevard out of the parking lot, and I park and 0:19:03.560 --> 0:19:06.359 I'm like, come on, come on, and I'm looking in 0:19:06.400 --> 0:19:08.679 my rear view mare, and I see him coming. He runs, 0:19:09.000 --> 0:19:11.920 he jumps in the seat next to me, and he's 0:19:11.920 --> 0:19:15.240 so short that all they see is one person in 0:19:15.280 --> 0:19:17.840 this car. It's important to the story. I'm too far 0:19:17.880 --> 0:19:19.560 from them to catch me. I'm too far for them 0:19:19.600 --> 0:19:24.399 to even see my license plate. And it tries to 0:19:24.400 --> 0:19:27.280 come after us, but I'm in a fucking little RG seven, 0:19:27.320 --> 0:19:30.680 and I just I do sports car stad I take 0:19:30.760 --> 0:19:33.760 off and I'm going so fast down this residential street. 0:19:33.760 --> 0:19:36.760 And it's a long residential street, so I'm picking him speed. 0:19:36.760 --> 0:19:39.280 I'm going fast, and then I see a dip coming, 0:19:40.080 --> 0:19:42.439 so I break and down shift and I try to 0:19:42.440 --> 0:19:45.280 throw it down. I hit that thing going eighty and 0:19:45.320 --> 0:19:48.639 I fly in the air and when I land, I 0:19:48.840 --> 0:19:52.520 land so hard that I think my car is gonna fall, 0:19:52.760 --> 0:19:55.520 Like wow, I fall apart. It doesn't fall apart, but 0:19:55.600 --> 0:19:58.760 I know for sure my oil pan has burnt. You know, 0:19:58.800 --> 0:20:00.840 I broke it a busted and there's no way my 0:20:00.880 --> 0:20:04.879 oil pens are surviving this. I turned right and now 0:20:04.920 --> 0:20:08.000 I'm out of this residential area into another big street. 0:20:08.920 --> 0:20:13.560 So I said, get out of here, get yourself back home. 0:20:14.720 --> 0:20:17.119 He jumps out. I turn right now my car bee, 0:20:17.560 --> 0:20:21.480 I mean like I'm in danger. I jump out of 0:20:21.520 --> 0:20:23.880 my car. I cross the street back to this side 0:20:23.920 --> 0:20:26.440 of the street, and I go into Sir George's Morgas 0:20:26.440 --> 0:20:35.200 board and a cop car comes up, slows down, puts 0:20:35.200 --> 0:20:40.679 his lights on in front of my car, comes up, 0:20:40.800 --> 0:20:43.359 puts his hand on the hood. He feels his hot. 0:20:43.640 --> 0:20:47.480 There's smoke coming out of my car. And I walk 0:20:47.560 --> 0:20:49.919 right through the kitchen at the back door and I 0:20:50.000 --> 0:20:52.480 hit an alley and I start running. And I'm running 0:20:52.480 --> 0:20:54.840 down this alley because my car is busted. I'm not 0:20:54.840 --> 0:20:56.919 getting back to my car. And now they know I'm 0:20:56.960 --> 0:21:02.960 in the area, I'm running out of there. I get 0:21:03.000 --> 0:21:04.720 out of there. I have my brother picked me up 0:21:04.760 --> 0:21:12.159 in Orange County come home that night, so we I 0:21:12.280 --> 0:21:14.320 was fortunate to be driving by right when they're raiding 0:21:14.359 --> 0:21:17.080 my house. Are those cops all over my house? Are 0:21:17.119 --> 0:21:19.879 all creeping in on my house because the FBI is 0:21:19.960 --> 0:21:22.520 now going to rescind my bail. They know I had 0:21:22.560 --> 0:21:24.280 something to do with that bank. They think I actually 0:21:24.359 --> 0:21:27.000 robbed the bank, and as we drove, I could see 0:21:27.080 --> 0:21:31.720 police construng sneaking up on my house around the back gate. 0:21:32.040 --> 0:21:38.560 Turn around. I called my dad and say, hey, Dad, 0:21:38.560 --> 0:21:40.199 what's up? Because I knew my dad was close to 0:21:40.240 --> 0:21:42.439 the FBI EG and it was you know after me 0:21:42.440 --> 0:21:46.560 that kind of bonded and so what's up? He says, 0:21:46.560 --> 0:21:49.159 turn yourself in. So I turned yourself in, especially your 0:21:49.200 --> 0:21:51.120 quarters called. He said you robbed that bank. He knows 0:21:51.119 --> 0:21:53.000 you robbed the bank. I said, nope, did not rub 0:21:53.040 --> 0:21:56.000 that bank. Swear on mommy's grave. I did not rob 0:21:56.040 --> 0:21:58.560 that bank, really, I said my dad, I saw on 0:21:58.640 --> 0:22:00.879 mommy's grave. He goes, right, let me call, let me 0:22:00.920 --> 0:22:04.720 call Cordis. So Cordis tells my dad, Hey, have Joe 0:22:04.760 --> 0:22:08.520