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Speaker 1: It's another Jubila the twenties. Hello. Hey, is this Marie? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I feel like I'm talking to a celebrity.

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Speaker 1: My name is Colby. How are you? Um? I'm good.

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Speaker 1: What can I do for you? Colby? It is nice

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Speaker 1: to finally meet you. Do I know you? No, we've

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Speaker 1: never met before, but I follow you on Instagram? You

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Speaker 1: follow me on Instagram. Yeah, don't freak out or anything.

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Speaker 1: I'm not a stalker. I'm not. I'm just a fan

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Speaker 1: of your pictures. How did you get my phone number? Well,

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Speaker 1: that's not important. Listen. The reason I'm calling you is

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Speaker 1: because I noticed that you've been posting a lot less

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Speaker 1: Jim selfies lately, and I really like those, and I

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Speaker 1: would like you to bring those back to your Instagram account. Please.

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Speaker 1: How did you get my number? Okay? If you must know,

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Speaker 1: I did a little Google search and then I found

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Speaker 1: out where he worked, and the receptionists there gave me

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Speaker 1: the number because I told her there was an emergency

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Speaker 1: hitting me. It's the only way I could think to

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Speaker 1: get a hold of you. Who the do you think

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Speaker 1: you are that you can I cannot look. Look, I

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Speaker 1: don't ever want to meet you in person. Okay, I

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Speaker 1: just really like your Instagram, and I've noticed the past

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Speaker 1: two weeks or so it's been just like nature shots

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Speaker 1: and stuff, and it's been bumming me out. Who are

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Speaker 1: you call your name again with a Colby? Right? Yeah? Colby?

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Speaker 1: What are you out of your mind? Like? How would

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Speaker 1: you track me down and call me? That's ridiculous? Like

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Speaker 1: do you realize how creepy this is? Well, but it

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Speaker 1: should show you how much I love your Instagram? Okay,

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Speaker 1: Like normally I just sit at my desk at work

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Speaker 1: and I just keep hitting refresh, refresh, refresh. You got

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Speaker 1: it up. I can't even begin, Like, I don't you

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Speaker 1: need to take this number out of your phone. I

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Speaker 1: don't know how I don't. Please do not call me again,

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Speaker 1: please so crazy, Please post some more gym selfies, please

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Speaker 1: just a few more. Stop calling call the police. I promise,

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Speaker 1: I promise. This is the last time. This is the

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Speaker 1: last time. You can just hear me out for one second.

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Speaker 1: I will call the police. Yes, we stop calling you.

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Speaker 1: I will stop calling you right after this. It's just

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Speaker 1: that regarding your last hay vacation that you posted last year,

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Speaker 1: what yeah, oh my god, those pictures that you posted.

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Speaker 1: I would work on the lighting a little bit, okay,

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Speaker 1: maybe use a different setting on your phone or something,

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Speaker 1: lose the flash. I don't know, but they were all

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Speaker 1: kind of washed out in dark, and it was really

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Speaker 1: hard to see stuff. People don't respect quality lighting anymore.

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Speaker 1: They don't care. They just don't care at all that

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Speaker 1: you cross Aline. I'm calling the police right now. You

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Speaker 1: should call the police. You call him and tell him

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Speaker 1: this is a prank phone call. Excuse me said, you

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Speaker 1: call him and tell him that this is jewel from

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jewel in the morning. I'm moving ninety two

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Speaker 1: point five doing a phone tap on you. You tell

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Speaker 1: him that, oh what, this is jewel from Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jewel in the morning. I'm moving einety two point five

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Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you on on like your

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Speaker 1: friend Jake. Your friend Jake set you up. He said,

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Speaker 1: he's always messing with you for posting too much on Instagram.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, oh good. Seriously though, can you step it

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Speaker 1: up with the jim selfies please? Oh my god, I

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Speaker 1: was so creepy out Holy's like I was talking to me.

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Speaker 1: I really was about to call the point, hey, but

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Speaker 1: I have checked out your Instagram. Oh my god, Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, and I do think you should post more

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Speaker 1: jim selfies. Okay, oh no, oh that's so creepy. Week

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Speaker 1: up every morning with day Morning on the twenty. Holy,

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Speaker 1: I ruin nty two point five. I'm hurting, baby, I'm

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Speaker 1: broking down. I need loving, loving unneeded now when I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna thout you, I'm something. We got the begging, beg

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Speaker 1: a momente. I'm to be needing your lover. I just

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Speaker 1: want to be deep in your love. Exc me win

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Speaker 1: your away, babe. Don't care where you are. I just

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Speaker 1: want to be there where you are. And I gotta

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Speaker 1: get one list take you shine. Yes, I'm because I

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Speaker 1: love somebody. You shore be good loving BG all right,

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Speaker 1: need a little sweetness in lying shine yes, Peace, But

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Speaker 1: you trying to get down my broken pieces from