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Speaker 1: good morning everybody. Y'll listening to the voice, come on

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Speaker 1: dig me now one it only Steve Harvey got a

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Speaker 1: radio show. I have something and it so describes how

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Speaker 1: It describes often how I feel still today to a degree.

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Speaker 1: So let me tell you what that is. Here's an

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Speaker 1: I've talked often about the earth urgency of doing something

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Speaker 1: I don't care what you've gotten yourself into or what

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Speaker 1: You're always doing this. You always doing man, don't nothing

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Speaker 1: Welcome to it. Everybody. Please make yourself and feel as

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Speaker 1: Oh excuse me, Shirley Strawberry Corlin for real, Mississippi Monica

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Speaker 1: that is nephew Tummy. What's on your mind? Junior? Okay,

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Speaker 1: You have to arrange that some kind the way through

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Speaker 1: your means of technology to get your girl over here there, Yes, Tommy, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: well don't them flowers just cheaper than da though on

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Speaker 1: I mean get all them left over rosing. Yeah, let's

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Speaker 1: right there, nephew with run that with the run that

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Speaker 1: back with the nephew. What you got, nev. This is

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Speaker 1: a sleeping security God, Charlotte, that's what it is. Sleeping

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Speaker 1: security God. Watch me work security booth man, help you? Hey,

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Speaker 1: uh uh this circus, this stuff I can barely hear

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Speaker 1: Lithonia says, I let my younger sister stay with me

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Speaker 1: Back on? Lord? I understand you mout one time, one time?

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Speaker 1: What them all the time? Going over there and helped

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Speaker 1: I'm no, no, no, I'm a hummed. You don't know

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Speaker 1: What's going on? That was like a bird beak with

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Speaker 1: two chicken feet in the Stewart put him down. Boil

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Speaker 1: your draws? And who draws my baby? Draw baby? You

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Speaker 1: don't understand that? Gibbers are you scared too? I don't

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Speaker 1: Dre Snoop, married Ja, Kendrick Lamar fifty cent and eminem

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Speaker 1: uh And wait, did you guys know that the Cincinnati

422
00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:33,840
Speaker 1: Bagels place kicker Evan McPherson didn't even go into the

423
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:42,640
Speaker 1: locker room for halftime time in the show. That's when

424
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:46,840
Speaker 1: you know it's really, really, really good. Anyway, Social media

425
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:49,600
Speaker 1: is still exploding to reactions to some of the biggest

426
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:53,160
Speaker 1: moments Eminem took a knee as a nod to Colin Kaepernick,

427
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:56,320
Speaker 1: you know, his NFL protest, of course, even though the

428
00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:59,920
Speaker 1: NFL asked Eminem not to do that. However, some media

429
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:04,240
Speaker 1: outlets are reporting that the NFL said that it is

430
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:06,680
Speaker 1: false and they did not try to stop Eminem from

431
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:11,680
Speaker 1: taking a knee. Also, that was a ruler. Yeah, I

432
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:13,760
Speaker 1: didn't even know. I didn't know that's what it was.

433
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:16,160
Speaker 1: I didn't know. That's why I did it. Yeah, yeah,

434
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:19,440
Speaker 1: because it just looked like the end of the performance, like, yeah,

435
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:24,400
Speaker 1: I thought it was bowed down to doctor Drake. Yeah,

436
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:29,640
Speaker 1: I mean, I say, you think you think Sugar Knight

437
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:33,520
Speaker 1: like to half Tang. I'm sure he watched it from

438
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:37,080
Speaker 1: well now that Snoop owns definitely. Yeah, I'm sure he's

439
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:40,880
Speaker 1: upset about the last He was cool with it though.

440
00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:44,560
Speaker 1: But anyway, moving on now, these memes are all over

441
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:48,040
Speaker 1: the internet and they will not stop regarding fifty cents

442
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:54,240
Speaker 1: in the Club surprise performance. Uh, they're killing your boy.

443
00:30:54,400 --> 00:31:00,360
Speaker 1: What they're saying about wells mainly about you know, his side,

444
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:05,800
Speaker 1: his girth. Um. Yeah, they're saying that you know that,

445
00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:11,240
Speaker 1: you know, that's wealth, that's all. That's just money. That's

446
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:17,680
Speaker 1: TV shows on stars. Girls. Anyway, the dancers, Let's show

447
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:19,880
Speaker 1: some love to the dancers that were on the field.

448
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:22,760
Speaker 1: They did an outstanding job as well. I mean they

449
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:26,200
Speaker 1: really killed it. Shout out to those curvy cheerleaders. They

450
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:29,240
Speaker 1: were on fire. That's right girls, girl, you know I

451
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:32,680
Speaker 1: want I want to say to the bros. I was

452
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:37,200
Speaker 1: on the text feed with my Dirty Dozen boys. I

453
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:40,880
Speaker 1: can tell they was old cars. The dudes that had

454
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:44,800
Speaker 1: on the khakish, Yeah, out there on the field. This

455
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:48,520
Speaker 1: was his. One of my friends comments was man as

456
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:52,800
Speaker 1: they had they dancing in prison outfits. I said, Jesus

457
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:57,760
Speaker 1: up in La. You don't know none actually a fashion

458
00:31:57,920 --> 00:32:02,680
Speaker 1: statement in La about that. He he was mad because

459
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:05,640
Speaker 1: he thought they was dancing in prison outfits. I said,

460
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:11,360
Speaker 1: he's in Converse. Yeah it was. The gear was their gear.

461
00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:16,160
Speaker 1: And a special shout out to Kendrick Lamar, who, oh

462
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Speaker 1: my god right there. Yeah he is, Yeah, he is

463
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:25,640
Speaker 1: theatrical man. Really really good, really good good. I loved

464
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:30,400
Speaker 1: his dancers. I love that formation. I everything about it. Man,

465
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:32,840
Speaker 1: he was. I loved all the black dudes with the

466
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:40,280
Speaker 1: blonde head they had to look stup. Yeah, it was

467
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:44,400
Speaker 1: really really good. Mary Snoop. It was all incredible. There's

468
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:47,680
Speaker 1: also a viral video of Snoop smoking before he got

469
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:56,480
Speaker 1: on stage. Is anybody surprised? Why is that viral? Every day?

470
00:32:56,960 --> 00:33:00,920
Speaker 1: That's how you go to work. Yeah, they did their thing,

471
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:04,440
Speaker 1: They really really did. So congratulations again. I can't stop

472
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:07,000
Speaker 1: watching it. I just can't stop. I go over over

473
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:12,600
Speaker 1: and over. I love Mary's Crystal Leahtard with those boots

474
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:15,400
Speaker 1: I got. I went back and looked at that Leah Tard,

475
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:19,120
Speaker 1: that that that ship. Crystal. Yeah, don't want me get

476
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:23,000
Speaker 1: you one of them, y'all want one of them. Ain't

477
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,160
Speaker 1: gonna be the same one she had. It ain't gonna

478
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:28,680
Speaker 1: be what kind of stones? What? What are you gonna glass?

479
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:31,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get it from the ale in La just

480
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:36,440
Speaker 1: broke it. Pizzas of glass. We just gonna cut youaself with.

481
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Speaker 1: Don't forgive me, don't slow lord, don't sit down, no where,

482
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:51,840
Speaker 1: don't sit down, and don't lean up against nothing. Mery

483
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:56,280
Speaker 1: shout out it was nice. Good have don't so shout

484
00:33:56,280 --> 00:34:00,640
Speaker 1: out to Jay Z. His company Rock Nation produced that epic, epic,

485
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:04,000
Speaker 1: epic Super Bowl halftime show. Jay of course, was at

486
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:07,480
Speaker 1: the game on the field with his daughter Blue Ivy

487
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:12,160
Speaker 1: in full daddy mode taking selfies pictures of them. That

488
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:14,280
Speaker 1: that was really cute. I thought that was cute. Beyonce

489
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:20,239
Speaker 1: was chilling in the sweet at the game. Queen she was,

490
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:23,480
Speaker 1: she was, but she did all the work she made Blue.

491
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Speaker 1: So you go down there, daddy, take them down pictures

492
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:32,839
Speaker 1: I produced. I produced the babies, going down and entertain them.

493
00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:38,520
Speaker 1: You ain't did nothing, that's right, But Steve, you you

494
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:40,960
Speaker 1: can kind of probably see both sides of where jay

495
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:43,480
Speaker 1: Z is coming from because he's not only a performer

496
00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:46,360
Speaker 1: but a businessman as well. And so are you. Oh no,

497
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:48,839
Speaker 1: the dude, he cold man, He cold with it. Jay

498
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:51,920
Speaker 1: Z cold with it. Man. Remember when everybody was dogging

499
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:56,839
Speaker 1: from meeting with the NFL. See, people don't understand. Man.

500
00:34:56,920 --> 00:35:00,600
Speaker 1: You have to the big picture. Yeah, you have to

501
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:04,000
Speaker 1: sit with the enemy. It's the only way you have peace.

502
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:06,960
Speaker 1: Kings meet with kings. You have to sit with the

503
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:09,640
Speaker 1: enemy to have peace. If two countries is at war,

504
00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:12,319
Speaker 1: the only way to stop waring is you got to

505
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:14,440
Speaker 1: go over there and sit with the enemy, and they

506
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:16,160
Speaker 1: got to come over here and sit with their enemy.

507
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:20,799
Speaker 1: If the enemies don't ever meet, the war continues, That's

508
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:23,520
Speaker 1: that's common sense. But people get why he over there

509
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:29,280
Speaker 1: talking to the NFL Klinkberney. We protest why whoa? Because

510
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:35,279
Speaker 1: after this we still have to continue. They still gonna

511
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:39,000
Speaker 1: have Super Bowls. He's still gonna have Super Bowls after this,

512
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:41,680
Speaker 1: and we're still gonna have black players in the NFL

513
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:46,640
Speaker 1: after this. We have to talk to these owners. Congratulations James,

514
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:52,080
Speaker 1: all right, thank you Steve for that. That's good information,

515
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:54,520
Speaker 1: good knowledge to have. Well, we'll be back with more

516
00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:57,600
Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're

517
00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:05,440
Speaker 1: listening morning. Yesterday was Valentine's Day. Today is Single Awareness Day.

518
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:08,840
Speaker 1: Um so, I mean, let's check in with the crew. Steve,

519
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:11,680
Speaker 1: you're the romantic one on the show. You're the romantic

520
00:36:11,719 --> 00:36:14,480
Speaker 1: one on the show. I ain't the romantic one on

521
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:17,120
Speaker 1: the show. This is single check in for a single day.

522
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:27,080
Speaker 1: That's Monica and Kim Howe. Please, y'all know, y'all know

523
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:33,920
Speaker 1: I'm player. You know what I did fires us? Well,

524
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:39,120
Speaker 1: I took my girl out to dinner, which I don't

525
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:42,360
Speaker 1: do that much of. I took her out to dinner.

526
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:46,960
Speaker 1: I rented out of space for dinner. I had the

527
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:54,720
Speaker 1: space decorated like flowers, flowers, you know, things of that nature.

528
00:36:55,600 --> 00:37:02,160
Speaker 1: I had menus preset and because I know what she likes. Yeah,

529
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:06,319
Speaker 1: so I had a presetiment you and everything. And I

530
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:10,400
Speaker 1: had a private room just me and her. It's a

531
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:14,560
Speaker 1: nice size room, decorated. You know. I had a special

532
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:19,000
Speaker 1: surprises throughout the night for her. You know, no, no,

533
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:22,839
Speaker 1: no physical gifts or anything, you know, just mostly all

534
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:26,359
Speaker 1: thoughtfulness last night, you know, just you know, you don't

535
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:29,240
Speaker 1: playing stuff that you know requires thoughts, you know, notes

536
00:37:29,239 --> 00:37:32,960
Speaker 1: and stuff laying around, you know, you know the planing,

537
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:37,160
Speaker 1: flowers and certain arrangements that mean certain things. You know,

538
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:40,960
Speaker 1: you know, little little music in the background. You know

539
00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:46,200
Speaker 1: her favorite wine and you know you know Sessakia, you know,

540
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:48,080
Speaker 1: stuff like that. You know, and then I know how

541
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:50,680
Speaker 1: to you know, you know, I had my little drink.

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00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:52,960
Speaker 1: You know, there wasn't really nothing gone on. I don't

543
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:56,399
Speaker 1: drink for effect. That's for damn show. I'm proud to

544
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:58,720
Speaker 1: say I've never been drunk a day in my life,

545
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:02,080
Speaker 1: and that for hour. Hold true to that un till

546
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:04,719
Speaker 1: I leave this world, because I see no purpose in

547
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:13,040
Speaker 1: getting drunk. Yeah, you know, yeah, I don't understand. I

548
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:16,920
Speaker 1: know somebody was in somebody's house the other day and

549
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:20,080
Speaker 1: laid down, and he went in that she had threw

550
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:24,560
Speaker 1: up all over his house, all over his bead sheets

551
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:28,719
Speaker 1: and everyone. Wow. Yeah, oh no, he couldn't make it

552
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:31,879
Speaker 1: to No, you can't do that over someone else's home,

553
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:39,440
Speaker 1: all over the float bare, clean this up. Now, she

554
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:43,880
Speaker 1: wasn't in shape, Tommy, she couldn't. Yeah. Now, you definitely

555
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:46,839
Speaker 1: can't do that over anyone else's house. You can't come

556
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:51,960
Speaker 1: back ever, you're done. You can't ever drink over here,

557
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:56,399
Speaker 1: that's sure. No, you ain't coming back, all right, coming up,

558
00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:58,919
Speaker 1: thank you? Coming up with thirty four minutes after the hour.

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00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:02,080
Speaker 1: Have you guys seen the video of the viral video

560
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:04,799
Speaker 1: of the sister not knowing how to play spade and

561
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:10,560
Speaker 1: her family put her out of her grandmother's house right

562
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:17,960
Speaker 1: after this. You're listening, there's a hilarious video going around.

563
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,920
Speaker 1: It's gone viral. Now. This woman is a sister, as

564
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:24,399
Speaker 1: you'll be able to tell, is venting because she didn't

565
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:27,759
Speaker 1: know how to play spades, and because of that, her

566
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:32,120
Speaker 1: family pushed her out of her own grandmother's house. Take

567
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:36,520
Speaker 1: a listen, listen if you that's serious about the spade game.

568
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:39,759
Speaker 1: Don't ask me to play now. I just got kicked

569
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:43,440
Speaker 1: out of my grandma house, my own grandma house at

570
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:47,360
Speaker 1: family game night because I didn't know I had of that. Listen,

571
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:50,200
Speaker 1: I need y'all to understand. Everybody don't know how to

572
00:39:50,239 --> 00:39:53,600
Speaker 1: play that. We'll even invent at the game space. They

573
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:55,560
Speaker 1: don't even play that at the scene. No, that's not

574
00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:59,080
Speaker 1: even a real game. I want to uncusin me now

575
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:03,680
Speaker 1: because I, first of all, what is even the word reneed? Like,

576
00:40:03,719 --> 00:40:06,640
Speaker 1: where did that even come from? That sounds racist to me.

577
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:17,800
Speaker 1: I love must rene. She goes on in the video

578
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:25,319
Speaker 1: to explain the play she made. Oh boy, yeah boy,

579
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:29,520
Speaker 1: it was long. It was a long run. I was

580
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:36,240
Speaker 1: holly laughing. I saw that to us, I said, this creating.

581
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:41,440
Speaker 1: You're gonna uncousin me, cousin everybody gonna know how to play? No,

582
00:40:41,719 --> 00:40:45,000
Speaker 1: damn space. And it ain't a real game. It ain't

583
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:51,600
Speaker 1: even after casino facts. Facts that don't matter though, facts,

584
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:55,880
Speaker 1: no dog facts. All the real hard card games is

585
00:40:55,920 --> 00:41:01,239
Speaker 1: at the casino. Man. That was funny to me. Man

586
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:04,920
Speaker 1: I holly lady, when you renegue, the whole family is

587
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:07,560
Speaker 1: looking at you. Everybody. Yeah, you gotta go. You gotta go.

588
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:09,839
Speaker 1: You gotta get up first. You got your butt out

589
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:12,960
Speaker 1: in the yard somewhere. Man, you can't play. They need

590
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:18,760
Speaker 1: to partner her. I'm her because you know I can't

591
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:21,480
Speaker 1: focus that art. And you don't need to sit down

592
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:23,600
Speaker 1: that end. Don't sit down there because look at my

593
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:27,560
Speaker 1: face looking at you. Don't play with me when when

594
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:35,799
Speaker 1: it comes to car space here at all I love well,

595
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:39,080
Speaker 1: I've seen you and Tommy play space and Steve my

596
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:43,799
Speaker 1: lord and Marjorie, Marjorie has been my partner, Steve's wife space.

597
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:46,319
Speaker 1: Don't sit down over here with me because this even

598
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:50,680
Speaker 1: so serious and you can play everything, yes, if it's

599
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:55,839
Speaker 1: car Yeah yeah, real, Cary, Now you know we love

600
00:41:56,520 --> 00:42:00,239
Speaker 1: I love you too, though Steve damn don't know. But

601
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:04,120
Speaker 1: it ain't know, you know. And people play it different,

602
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:08,799
Speaker 1: like like if you lay down a draw too and

603
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,160
Speaker 1: you next if you got a draw too, you could

604
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:13,719
Speaker 1: put that draw too on top of that person, on

605
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:15,560
Speaker 1: top of that and it go to the next person.

606
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:18,360
Speaker 1: I went, no, you got to draw too, and you

607
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:22,719
Speaker 1: lose your turn. Yeah see you can draw too and

608
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:26,919
Speaker 1: still play. I'll be going, what right If somebody put

609
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:30,280
Speaker 1: a draw two on you, you got to draw too

610
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:34,799
Speaker 1: and lose your turn. The next person play the table over.

611
00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:41,520
Speaker 1: So I'm with my family. Laurdan said Uno. She next

612
00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:45,319
Speaker 1: Lurida said Uno. So when it comes around to me

613
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:51,680
Speaker 1: the color green, I put a green, draw two down. Okay,

614
00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:55,800
Speaker 1: that's a play. Okay, she got a draw too. Yellow

615
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:59,239
Speaker 1: was her last play. She laid it on top of

616
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:03,120
Speaker 1: that and she win. Say why and she gotta draw too.

617
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:07,320
Speaker 1: She gotta draw last card down. That's what she's talking about. No,

618
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:10,160
Speaker 1: I get a play, dad, and then go to the

619
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:14,520
Speaker 1: next person. But then she says, you know out and

620
00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:18,799
Speaker 1: then what making up rules? Black people be making up

621
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:23,320
Speaker 1: rules when it comes to spades almost they. I can't

622
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:26,080
Speaker 1: stand all that switch dealing, when they're doing spades and

623
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:29,040
Speaker 1: turning over cards and all this here, Hey, this deal

624
00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:33,560
Speaker 1: to damn card. That's a big joke of legion. They

625
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:39,680
Speaker 1: don't nobody won't meet a deal. Daddy, you cheat, okay,

626
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:45,799
Speaker 1: black cards. I didn't know that good with cards though,

627
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:50,200
Speaker 1: you know that could cards fifty two cards, you're going

628
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:53,560
Speaker 1: to loose. We used to play cards every morning. We

629
00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:57,560
Speaker 1: got a card trick, Junior. I'm not fitling do none

630
00:43:57,600 --> 00:44:01,400
Speaker 1: of this with shit, not feeling. Let's not fifty two cars.

631
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:04,120
Speaker 1: You gotta be kid, all right? Coming up next the

632
00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:08,680
Speaker 1: nephew and the prank phone call right after you're listening

633
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:12,880
Speaker 1: to the Stave Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at the

634
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:15,319
Speaker 1: top of the hour, right about four minutes after. It's

635
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:18,560
Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is keeping

636
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:24,759
Speaker 1: it in the family. Get into that to myself. We

637
00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:28,080
Speaker 1: might need a little disclaimer on this letter as well, um,

638
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:31,640
Speaker 1: because it's hot, all right. Keeping it in the family

639
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:33,960
Speaker 1: is a title, that's the subject. We'll get into that.

640
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:37,000
Speaker 1: But right now, the nephew is here with today's prank

641
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:39,920
Speaker 1: phone call. What do you have for us today? And

642
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:45,360
Speaker 1: never it is feb jehavior. It is Febjavi, which is

643
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:49,760
Speaker 1: Black History Month, So a Black History of Month prank

644
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:54,839
Speaker 1: call for you, like a hidg Hello, Hello, I'm trying

645
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:58,400
Speaker 1: to raise James. James please speaking, Hey James, how are

646
00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:01,680
Speaker 1: you doing? This is um ad So I'm calling from

647
00:45:01,719 --> 00:45:04,399
Speaker 1: the from the job. How are you tonight? I'm doing good?

648
00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:07,279
Speaker 1: How are you? I'm very good, very good? Giving you

649
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:11,680
Speaker 1: a call. I'm actually the regional manager over the over

650
00:45:11,719 --> 00:45:15,960
Speaker 1: your department. Okay, everything's all right now. So they suddenly

651
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:17,680
Speaker 1: I just want to make sure I'm still coming to

652
00:45:17,719 --> 00:45:20,640
Speaker 1: work tomorrow. Oh, you're definitely definitely nothing like that. You're

653
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:22,920
Speaker 1: definitely come to work. Now. Who's your manager over at

654
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:26,759
Speaker 1: your office? Is it Brett Rich? Right? Okay, Well, here's

655
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:29,480
Speaker 1: what we're doing, man. We're calling everybody in the company

656
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:32,719
Speaker 1: first of all today, but more importantly, we're definitely making

657
00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:35,719
Speaker 1: contact with every African American in the company. And I'm

658
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:38,920
Speaker 1: letting you know that we're paying homage and much respect

659
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:43,520
Speaker 1: to Black History Month. Outstanding. That's something that we want

660
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:45,839
Speaker 1: to definitely let you guys know that's important to us.

661
00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:49,600
Speaker 1: I think that is outstanding. How can I help? Well, listen,

662
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:51,880
Speaker 1: we've got some things that we want to do for

663
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:54,640
Speaker 1: tomorrow and that's the reason why you're getting a call today.

664
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:57,440
Speaker 1: Are you up for helping us, you know, really really

665
00:45:57,480 --> 00:46:00,560
Speaker 1: push Black History Month within the company? Chat? I'm a

666
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:03,360
Speaker 1: team player. Whatever it takes, let's get it done. Okay,

667
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:05,239
Speaker 1: good deal, Good deal. I tell you what. Here's what

668
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:06,799
Speaker 1: we're gonna do. We got a lot of people that

669
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:09,240
Speaker 1: we've given a call to, and everybody's gonna play different

670
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:12,399
Speaker 1: roles tomorrow at the office. So we wanted to give

671
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:14,919
Speaker 1: you a call. Do you mind if you're if you're

672
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:16,960
Speaker 1: really the team player that we think you are, and

673
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:20,000
Speaker 1: I think you you've already made mention that you you

674
00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:22,160
Speaker 1: don't mind doing what it takes. I don't. You're on

675
00:46:22,239 --> 00:46:25,520
Speaker 1: the right track. Okay, good deal. Here's what we're asking man.

676
00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:28,800
Speaker 1: We would we would like for you tomorrow to actually

677
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:31,680
Speaker 1: if you could find these type of articles tonight, but

678
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:36,320
Speaker 1: if you could wear a burlap shirt, some cutoff pants,

679
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:39,880
Speaker 1: and no shoes tomorrow, that would really really help us

680
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:41,680
Speaker 1: out on a team that we're trying to get going

681
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:45,640
Speaker 1: for tomorrow. Well, we chat. I think I hurt you,

682
00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:48,560
Speaker 1: but I'm not sure. Can you please repeat that one

683
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:51,800
Speaker 1: more terms? Leave. We want you to wear a burlap shirt,

684
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:55,640
Speaker 1: some cutoff pants, and just don't wear any shoes at all.

685
00:46:55,719 --> 00:46:58,560
Speaker 1: That's the that's the attire that we would like for

686
00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:02,839
Speaker 1: you to come into the office with tomorrow. Brother. Yeah, yeah,

687
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:05,520
Speaker 1: and we're gonna give it to come man. Everyone's excited

688
00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:07,160
Speaker 1: about it, and we would like for you to come

689
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:10,400
Speaker 1: in tomorrow. Uh. Like I said, we're chat chat, let

690
00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:12,080
Speaker 1: me let me, let me let me give you I mean,

691
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:14,359
Speaker 1: since we're gonna celebrate black sih and let me give

692
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:19,160
Speaker 1: you one fact the year sixteen nineteen was the first

693
00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:24,440
Speaker 1: African American slaves arrived in Virginia. Today's Sun there's twenty.

694
00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:28,640
Speaker 1: Do you think I like that you? I'm sorry I didn't.

695
00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:30,360
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't exactly hear what you said at

696
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:33,000
Speaker 1: the beginning? What did you say? We have been over with?

697
00:47:33,239 --> 00:47:35,040
Speaker 1: Ain't no where in hell happen to come into the

698
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:38,160
Speaker 1: office here? Why as some clue your mind? What's wrong

699
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:39,799
Speaker 1: with you? Why you ask me to put on a

700
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:42,120
Speaker 1: baseball too? Can come in as Jack and Robinson? Why

701
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:44,319
Speaker 1: don't ask there put on two piece suit to come

702
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:46,160
Speaker 1: in as hear it? Holder? What the hell is wrong

703
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:48,160
Speaker 1: with y'all? Well, what we want to do here? And

704
00:47:48,239 --> 00:47:50,640
Speaker 1: I don't want you to get upset about this, James.

705
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:52,840
Speaker 1: What we want to do is you asking me to

706
00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:55,080
Speaker 1: do to be a slave? Well you know what I

707
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:57,560
Speaker 1: will doing here, But I mean we don't come up there.

708
00:47:57,800 --> 00:48:00,520
Speaker 1: I will come up there in h tend to be

709
00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:02,600
Speaker 1: here and movie on your That's what I will do

710
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:05,840
Speaker 1: and show you some real black power path to movement

711
00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:09,319
Speaker 1: on your Would you like that? Sir? Sir? What we

712
00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:12,440
Speaker 1: want to listen, We're not here to create problems. What

713
00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:14,160
Speaker 1: we want to do is we want to we want

714
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:16,880
Speaker 1: to pay will go home with a problem on the

715
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:19,759
Speaker 1: Sunday to dress as a slate. That's a problem. That's

716
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:23,399
Speaker 1: a big problem. Okay, okay, sir. If we're gonna pay

717
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:25,920
Speaker 1: homage to black history, don't you think that all of

718
00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:29,960
Speaker 1: that is a part of black history? Highlight the positive, man,

719
00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:33,680
Speaker 1: highlight the positive. You're paying me the day to work

720
00:48:33,719 --> 00:48:37,239
Speaker 1: for you. This ain't no slave free labor. Do you

721
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:41,359
Speaker 1: understand that? No? I completely understand it. But what if

722
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:45,480
Speaker 1: we don't have where where it started from? You know,

723
00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:48,360
Speaker 1: we have to have we have to have all every

724
00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:51,719
Speaker 1: single area of black history. Don't you think we have

725
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:54,040
Speaker 1: to have the beginning, the middle, and the ending. Okay,

726
00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:56,319
Speaker 1: well you want to highlight something them to be Frederick Dustin,

727
00:48:56,480 --> 00:48:58,320
Speaker 1: Let me slick my hat back. But see the problem

728
00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:00,520
Speaker 1: you got with him or his far I was a

729
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:02,680
Speaker 1: white man. See y'all like looking at our women, But

730
00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:05,759
Speaker 1: y'all don't like uplifting the black man. So how about

731
00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:08,360
Speaker 1: I do that? Let me be Frederick Zellers. That's how

732
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:10,719
Speaker 1: I like that? Fast. How about you, Chad, you like

733
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:17,279
Speaker 1: black women? I'm here answer the question. I like all

734
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:20,000
Speaker 1: all like all people, sir, what I'm trying to do

735
00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:23,640
Speaker 1: is get a great, great environment within the company, and

736
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:26,800
Speaker 1: everyone wants is not a great environments. Now, the majority

737
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:30,560
Speaker 1: of the of the Caucasian people are gonna be masters tomorrow. Okay,

738
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:35,040
Speaker 1: what did you say masters? Did you gonna say masters? Yes,

739
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:37,640
Speaker 1: most of them are going to be masters tomorrow. I'm

740
00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:41,640
Speaker 1: being there with my attorney to master EOC lawsuit on

741
00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:45,000
Speaker 1: your How about that, sir? Do you have a problem

742
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:47,880
Speaker 1: with us trying to trying to uplift the black community

743
00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:51,759
Speaker 1: to have a problem with that? Man? You ain't uplifting

744
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:53,480
Speaker 1: saying you know what I'm gonna do. I'm coming in

745
00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:55,920
Speaker 1: the mars Barack Obama. But see you don't like to

746
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,560
Speaker 1: do you? Yeah, we're running around. He want to get

747
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:01,400
Speaker 1: somebody to come in to be a play You did master,

748
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:05,120
Speaker 1: Master this? Master me coming in as a black man

749
00:50:05,239 --> 00:50:07,479
Speaker 1: like I've been coming into working like I'm gonna forever

750
00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:10,279
Speaker 1: coming into work. We're a major farm of company and

751
00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:13,319
Speaker 1: you calling me on a Sunday. What's like this? Are

752
00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:16,640
Speaker 1: you watch you? Sir? Sir? What we're trying to do

753
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:19,120
Speaker 1: is uplift the black community. That we're trying to do.

754
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:24,759
Speaker 1: Saint calling by slavery lift. Can't kiss my black that's

755
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:27,560
Speaker 1: what you do, sir. I'm trying to what we're trying

756
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:29,680
Speaker 1: to do is play a homage to black history, and

757
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:33,440
Speaker 1: here you are being negative about the chire entire situation

758
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:37,319
Speaker 1: of what we're trying to do. Being negative. I'm being like, man,

759
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:40,239
Speaker 1: you I'm coming in as Barack Obama to mar like

760
00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:43,160
Speaker 1: I said, and I'm like, hey, I'm like, choose on

761
00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:47,279
Speaker 1: my feet? Can you uplift that? Sir? There's there's one

762
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:49,120
Speaker 1: more thing I need to say to you. Okay, there's

763
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:52,880
Speaker 1: one more more. What's more? Mind? I'm sorry you just

764
00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:56,200
Speaker 1: saying all you had to say? What's your name again, Chad, Sir,

765
00:50:56,360 --> 00:50:59,680
Speaker 1: Chad Billingsley? What here you got to say? Chad? All

766
00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:01,480
Speaker 1: I want to say to you as this sir is

767
00:51:01,560 --> 00:51:05,000
Speaker 1: I am nephew Tomment from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

768
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:08,640
Speaker 1: And you just got a planked by your co worker, Kevin.

769
00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:15,760
Speaker 1: Had to be so kind of joke because y'all playing

770
00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:19,759
Speaker 1: on a Sunday. Man, I'm gonna kill mar I word

771
00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:21,600
Speaker 1: about my job. I was getting ready to come to

772
00:51:21,719 --> 00:51:25,840
Speaker 1: the mark and whoop every white board I talk looked

773
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:28,000
Speaker 1: like a mouth and don't let me see a brother

774
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:33,480
Speaker 1: dressed like a flame. I was on whop him. Oh man,

775
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:35,880
Speaker 1: hey man, I gotta ask you. Man, you got to

776
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:37,920
Speaker 1: tell me this. What is the baddest and I mean

777
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:41,960
Speaker 1: the baddest radio station in the land. Man, the Steve

778
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:54,759
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show History. I love him? Right. I just

779
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:57,560
Speaker 1: want to burn out. No shoes, cut off shots, That's

780
00:51:57,560 --> 00:52:10,160
Speaker 1: all I want. Get on in here community like we're

781
00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:12,399
Speaker 1: gonna have some masters. I don't think I heard you right?

782
00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:15,880
Speaker 1: Can you repeat what you said to me? Because he

783
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:18,520
Speaker 1: wanted to make sure after he got clarity. Only though

784
00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:22,480
Speaker 1: once he got clarification, the prank was in full blast.

785
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:26,880
Speaker 1: Yes we go any white person looked like a master.

786
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:29,040
Speaker 1: And if I see a black person with some bird

787
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:33,960
Speaker 1: lapp about your black ants, yeah, I'm gonna beat your

788
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:40,040
Speaker 1: mind boy master. This okay right here? Well you didn't

789
00:52:40,040 --> 00:52:42,440
Speaker 1: ask you put this burd lapp only come in him?

790
00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:48,560
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we're gonna be just this stupid Times

791
00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:52,120
Speaker 1: twenty This weekend Baltimore, Manly at the Baltimore Comedy Factor.

792
00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:55,600
Speaker 1: That's Thursday night, Friday night and Saturday night one on Thursday, two,

793
00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:58,880
Speaker 1: Friday two, Saturday. Tickets going fast and Nephew is moving

794
00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:03,160
Speaker 1: about the country. Stoopid is rolland so didn't that call

795
00:53:03,239 --> 00:53:07,360
Speaker 1: a tale? Yeah yeah, to start saying you're gonna have fun,

796
00:53:07,960 --> 00:53:11,120
Speaker 1: You're not gonna be stupid. Demand it ain't so no

797
00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:23,200
Speaker 1: tickets to nothing, King Solomon, All right, thank you, nev.

798
00:53:23,719 --> 00:53:27,480
Speaker 1: Coming up next Strawberry Letters, subject keeping It in the Family.

799
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:30,680
Speaker 1: We'll get into that right after this. You're listening to

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00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:35,799
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Time now for today's Strawberry Letter.

801
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:39,400
Speaker 1: And if you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting,

802
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:42,439
Speaker 1: and more. Please submit your Strawberry Letters Steve HARVEYFM dot

803
00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:45,399
Speaker 1: com and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading

804
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:48,080
Speaker 1: your letter live on the air, pop hoop, just like

805
00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:50,440
Speaker 1: we're gonna read this one right here, right now, and

806
00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:53,520
Speaker 1: you never know it could be yours. You just never know.

807
00:53:53,880 --> 00:53:55,480
Speaker 1: Buckle up and hold on tight. We got it for

808
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:58,880
Speaker 1: you here it is Strawberry Letter. First of all, nephew,

809
00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:01,319
Speaker 1: let's thank you. Let's do it. Little disclaimer if you

810
00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:03,560
Speaker 1: have young kids with you right now, you don't want

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00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:07,080
Speaker 1: them to hear this letter. Good being all right, all right,

812
00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:10,960
Speaker 1: subject keeping It in the Family. Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm

813
00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:13,120
Speaker 1: a thirty two year old single female, and I had

814
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:16,920
Speaker 1: been celibate for three years until recently. I don't go

815
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:19,759
Speaker 1: out much, so the only men I see are at

816
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:22,600
Speaker 1: my job. One day, I needed help with my car,

817
00:54:22,680 --> 00:54:25,560
Speaker 1: so I asked an older male coworker for his health.

818
00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:28,680
Speaker 1: He came over to look at my tire and he

819
00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:33,680
Speaker 1: brushed against my breast and I looked and looked at me.

820
00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:37,040
Speaker 1: Our eyes locked, and I could tell he was interested.

821
00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:39,560
Speaker 1: So I asked him to come by and take a

822
00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:42,640
Speaker 1: look at my washing machine. He came over, and of

823
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:47,200
Speaker 1: course we have sex. He's average sized, but he's into

824
00:54:47,239 --> 00:54:49,839
Speaker 1: a lot of kinky stuff, so he let me experiment

825
00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:52,880
Speaker 1: on him. Then, right after Christmas, he told me he

826
00:54:52,960 --> 00:54:55,080
Speaker 1: needed some time to take care of a few personal

827
00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:58,279
Speaker 1: matters and he stopped calling me. The main reason I

828
00:54:58,320 --> 00:55:01,960
Speaker 1: became celibate is because I'm a nymphamaniac, and once I

829
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:06,160
Speaker 1: get good sex, I wanted all the time. But he

830
00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:09,600
Speaker 1: can't deliver because my messy co worker said his wife

831
00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:13,000
Speaker 1: suspected he was cheating and threatened to leave him. I

832
00:55:13,120 --> 00:55:15,879
Speaker 1: kept my mouth and legs close to him after that

833
00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:18,760
Speaker 1: and set my sights on a new guy that works

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Speaker 1: at the lunch counter downstairs. The new guy is my

835
00:55:22,560 --> 00:55:25,279
Speaker 1: age and he loves to flirt, so I asked him

836
00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:27,560
Speaker 1: to go to the movies. We fooled around in the

837
00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:31,160
Speaker 1: movies and his package was too tiny to please me,

838
00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:34,479
Speaker 1: so I faked it until it was over. The very

839
00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:38,040
Speaker 1: next day, I saw my married lover talking to him

840
00:55:38,200 --> 00:55:41,759
Speaker 1: at the lunch counter. I steered clear of both of them.

841
00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:45,120
Speaker 1: My messy co worker sat down and started gossiping about

842
00:55:45,160 --> 00:55:47,879
Speaker 1: how the man's son just got out of jail, so

843
00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:51,520
Speaker 1: he got him a job downstairs. As fate would have it,

844
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:56,200
Speaker 1: I slept with the jailbird and his daddy. It's only

845
00:55:56,239 --> 00:55:58,919
Speaker 1: a matter of time before my messy coworker finds out

846
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:01,319
Speaker 1: all of my dirt. Should I get a new job

847
00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:09,120
Speaker 1: or just deny, deny, deny everything? Please help? WHOA Okay,

848
00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:15,800
Speaker 1: wait a minute, what all right? I'm a little confused.

849
00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:18,760
Speaker 1: It's a lot going on in this letter. So, okay,

850
00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:21,640
Speaker 1: you were celibate for three years because you're an iniphomaniac

851
00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:25,480
Speaker 1: or a female addict to sex. Not for any reasons.

852
00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:28,040
Speaker 1: Were you an inphomaniac or anything like that, not for

853
00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:32,000
Speaker 1: any religious reasons, just because you say once you get

854
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:35,520
Speaker 1: good sex, you want it all the time the man

855
00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:38,120
Speaker 1: from work that you had sex with just brushed against

856
00:56:38,120 --> 00:56:40,760
Speaker 1: your chest and looked at you. And after three years

857
00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:43,879
Speaker 1: of being shut all the way down, it was on

858
00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:47,720
Speaker 1: or as you said, he came over and of course

859
00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:52,760
Speaker 1: you had sex. Really so he was married and didn't

860
00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:55,600
Speaker 1: measure up, So you moved on to another guy at work.

861
00:56:56,440 --> 00:57:01,560
Speaker 1: He has a son that you also slept with. You say, again,

862
00:57:01,719 --> 00:57:06,120
Speaker 1: as fate would have it. By the way, fate had nothing, nothing,

863
00:57:06,320 --> 00:57:09,560
Speaker 1: nothing to do with this. Okay you did. He didn't

864
00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:13,600
Speaker 1: measure up either, But the bottom line here is you

865
00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:16,520
Speaker 1: don't want them to find out about each other. And

866
00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:19,880
Speaker 1: one of your gossiping coworkers is just hot on your

867
00:57:19,920 --> 00:57:22,400
Speaker 1: trail to spill it all. She's gonna spill all the tea.

868
00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:26,760
Speaker 1: So you're asking, should you get another job? Sure, if

869
00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:29,680
Speaker 1: you can get another job, but won't you do the

870
00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:32,960
Speaker 1: same thing at the new job. Okay, once you go

871
00:57:33,040 --> 00:57:35,000
Speaker 1: around and sleep with all you know? Come on, this

872
00:57:35,120 --> 00:57:38,640
Speaker 1: is a pattern with you right now. Why don't you

873
00:57:38,840 --> 00:57:42,400
Speaker 1: fix your sex addiction issue. I think that's what you

874
00:57:42,440 --> 00:57:45,320
Speaker 1: should focus on, getting therapy, getting some help, do the

875
00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:48,720
Speaker 1: work to get to a better place with yourself in

876
00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:52,280
Speaker 1: the meantime, steer clear like you're doing from all these

877
00:57:52,320 --> 00:57:55,480
Speaker 1: people at work, Okay, all of them, because they all

878
00:57:55,560 --> 00:58:02,080
Speaker 1: know Steve Well, I don't know where to go with

879
00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:07,600
Speaker 1: this letter except to just well, I just got to

880
00:58:07,640 --> 00:58:09,280
Speaker 1: do it my way, I guess. So here we go.

881
00:58:10,680 --> 00:58:15,120
Speaker 1: This thirty two year old single female that's been celibate

882
00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:18,640
Speaker 1: for three years into recently. She said, she don't go

883
00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:21,080
Speaker 1: out much and the only man, she said a job.

884
00:58:22,080 --> 00:58:26,120
Speaker 1: She said. One day she needed help with her car,

885
00:58:26,240 --> 00:58:30,600
Speaker 1: so she asked this older coworker. So he came outside,

886
00:58:32,640 --> 00:58:37,600
Speaker 1: looked at her tire, and then brushed against her breast

887
00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:45,320
Speaker 1: and looked at me. Now, listen to me. These are

888
00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:48,160
Speaker 1: the two things that need to occur for a successful

889
00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:51,760
Speaker 1: date with this woman. Brushia gives her breast, and then

890
00:58:51,880 --> 00:58:59,680
Speaker 1: look at her. That combination right there, it's about to

891
00:58:59,720 --> 00:59:04,480
Speaker 1: be only cracking, she said. Our eyes locked, and I

892
00:59:04,520 --> 00:59:07,320
Speaker 1: could tell he was interested. Now here's a key line

893
00:59:07,360 --> 00:59:09,240
Speaker 1: that I want you to pay attention to. This how

894
00:59:09,240 --> 00:59:11,800
Speaker 1: I read letters. So I asked him to come by

895
00:59:11,800 --> 00:59:15,440
Speaker 1: and take a look at my washing machine. What is

896
00:59:15,520 --> 00:59:20,360
Speaker 1: she referring to as her washing machine? I know that

897
00:59:20,560 --> 00:59:24,440
Speaker 1: men sometimes name their private parts, but this is the

898
00:59:24,480 --> 00:59:28,200
Speaker 1: first time I've actually heard a woman name hers and

899
00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:32,800
Speaker 1: referred to it as the washing machine. I would be

900
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:35,520
Speaker 1: scared of that right there, because I'm not finna get

901
00:59:35,600 --> 00:59:38,160
Speaker 1: over here and get put on this damn stince like

902
00:59:38,640 --> 00:59:41,040
Speaker 1: and then you trump to drive me. That's not what

903
00:59:41,040 --> 00:59:43,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do. I'm not gonna go because this sounds

904
00:59:43,200 --> 00:59:46,280
Speaker 1: like a wild evening right here. Come on over here

905
00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:50,880
Speaker 1: and take a look at my washing machine. I'm very

906
00:59:50,960 --> 01:00:00,080
Speaker 1: scared right here, because why would you put yourself in

907
01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:02,760
Speaker 1: the washing machines? Have you ever done that before? You

908
01:00:02,840 --> 01:00:06,480
Speaker 1: already know your answers in trouble, you know. Come over

909
01:00:06,560 --> 01:00:11,160
Speaker 1: here and get in this washing machine. No, hold on,

910
01:00:11,320 --> 01:00:15,760
Speaker 1: hold on, we'll have part two dry he coming up.

911
01:00:15,840 --> 01:00:19,480
Speaker 1: Steve had twenty three minutes after the hour, subject up

912
01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:22,280
Speaker 1: today's strawberry letter, keeping it in the Family. We'll get

913
01:00:22,280 --> 01:00:26,360
Speaker 1: back into it right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey

914
01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:29,400
Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's

915
01:00:29,400 --> 01:00:32,000
Speaker 1: strawberry letters, subjects keeping It in the Family. We had

916
01:00:32,040 --> 01:00:34,360
Speaker 1: a disclaimer with this one. If you're around small kids,

917
01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:37,160
Speaker 1: you don't want them to hear this one. So this

918
01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:39,680
Speaker 1: thirty two year old lady had this old man come

919
01:00:39,720 --> 01:00:42,280
Speaker 1: out to the car and fix her car, and he

920
01:00:42,360 --> 01:00:44,320
Speaker 1: brushed against her breast and looked at at it, and

921
01:00:44,320 --> 01:00:47,080
Speaker 1: that was it. She knew he was interested. Invited over

922
01:00:47,160 --> 01:00:49,880
Speaker 1: to the house to take a look at her washing machine,

923
01:00:49,920 --> 01:00:53,400
Speaker 1: which we discovered was a new name for body parts.

924
01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:57,000
Speaker 1: Because me and name bted cars him, she called herself

925
01:00:57,000 --> 01:01:00,640
Speaker 1: the washing machine. He came over and us we had

926
01:01:00,720 --> 01:01:03,760
Speaker 1: sex because he's gonna show me the washing machine. I'm

927
01:01:03,760 --> 01:01:06,480
Speaker 1: gonna want to use the washing machine. That's just how

928
01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:08,680
Speaker 1: I am. You know, I know how to work a

929
01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:11,680
Speaker 1: washing machine. I just don't want to get worked by

930
01:01:11,720 --> 01:01:14,440
Speaker 1: the washing machine. That's why I probably would have went

931
01:01:14,520 --> 01:01:17,560
Speaker 1: home at this point. But he old and thought he tried,

932
01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:23,160
Speaker 1: and he's average size, but he's into a lot of

933
01:01:23,240 --> 01:01:26,160
Speaker 1: kinky stuff. So he let me experiment on him. See

934
01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:28,240
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know what that means right there.

935
01:01:28,760 --> 01:01:31,800
Speaker 1: But anybody got a washing machine, I'm not gonna you

936
01:01:31,840 --> 01:01:33,920
Speaker 1: can't experiment on me. What is you fit to do

937
01:01:35,160 --> 01:01:38,720
Speaker 1: with me in the washing machine? So I would be

938
01:01:38,760 --> 01:01:46,360
Speaker 1: scared right here. Then right after Christmas, he told me

939
01:01:46,400 --> 01:01:48,400
Speaker 1: he needed some time to take care of a few

940
01:01:48,440 --> 01:01:52,880
Speaker 1: personal matters and he stopped calling me. Yeah, it's Christmas,

941
01:01:52,960 --> 01:01:55,280
Speaker 1: his family time. So he's married. He got to go

942
01:01:55,400 --> 01:01:58,880
Speaker 1: take care of his family. The main reason I became

943
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:02,400
Speaker 1: celibate is because I'm a nymphomaniac and once I get

944
01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:06,360
Speaker 1: good sex, I want it all the time. Now, what

945
01:02:06,960 --> 01:02:09,439
Speaker 1: you know you just thought after all this, you throw

946
01:02:09,480 --> 01:02:11,600
Speaker 1: this information in. If you put this at the top

947
01:02:11,640 --> 01:02:14,320
Speaker 1: of the letter, we could have read it different. That's

948
01:02:14,400 --> 01:02:20,520
Speaker 1: why you got a washing machine. Because washing machine got

949
01:02:20,520 --> 01:02:26,360
Speaker 1: several buttons on. One of them is heavy loads. So

950
01:02:26,400 --> 01:02:29,680
Speaker 1: if your washing machine can handle heavy loads, then that

951
01:02:29,680 --> 01:02:34,520
Speaker 1: would explain the nemphomaniac. Car I got it, but he

952
01:02:34,560 --> 01:02:38,480
Speaker 1: can't deliver. Now listen to this. Because my messy co

953
01:02:38,640 --> 01:02:41,720
Speaker 1: worker said his wife's suspected he was cheating and threatened

954
01:02:41,720 --> 01:02:44,680
Speaker 1: to leave him. I kept my mouth and legs closed

955
01:02:44,720 --> 01:02:47,240
Speaker 1: to him after that, and I set my sights on

956
01:02:47,240 --> 01:02:51,880
Speaker 1: the new guy that worked after lunch counter downstairs. What lady,

957
01:02:51,920 --> 01:02:54,840
Speaker 1: you throw a lot of information out, So now this

958
01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:58,640
Speaker 1: is because of the messy co worker. Then my messy

959
01:02:58,680 --> 01:03:02,680
Speaker 1: co worker, how did you see How does the messy

960
01:03:02,800 --> 01:03:10,160
Speaker 1: coworker know that you're seeing him? How? How does the

961
01:03:10,280 --> 01:03:14,640
Speaker 1: messy coworker know that his wife is talking about leaving him.

962
01:03:14,880 --> 01:03:21,600
Speaker 1: How who told her this? Hello, So shut your eyes

963
01:03:21,640 --> 01:03:24,120
Speaker 1: on this guy downstairs, the new guys, your agent. He

964
01:03:24,160 --> 01:03:25,800
Speaker 1: loves to flirt, so I ask him to go to

965
01:03:25,880 --> 01:03:29,240
Speaker 1: the movies. You need to quit talking to me in

966
01:03:29,360 --> 01:03:32,720
Speaker 1: because if they fix your car or go to a movie,

967
01:03:33,280 --> 01:03:37,920
Speaker 1: the washing machine is open. That washing machine got to

968
01:03:37,960 --> 01:03:42,320
Speaker 1: start working. Now you're in the movie. And we fooled

969
01:03:42,400 --> 01:03:45,760
Speaker 1: around in the movies and his package was too tiny

970
01:03:45,840 --> 01:03:49,800
Speaker 1: to please me. And I'm just gonna say this right here,

971
01:03:49,840 --> 01:03:54,680
Speaker 1: since ain't the kids listening, it's really really hard to

972
01:03:54,840 --> 01:04:00,720
Speaker 1: be all you can be at the movie. Yeah, it's

973
01:04:00,880 --> 01:04:04,080
Speaker 1: other people around. You know, you ain't gonna get maximum

974
01:04:04,120 --> 01:04:10,320
Speaker 1: performance out of nobody at the movie. Now. I e've

975
01:04:10,320 --> 01:04:12,360
Speaker 1: been to moving a long time. I heard they got

976
01:04:12,400 --> 01:04:15,040
Speaker 1: seats that rumbling all this hell, But you know it's

977
01:04:15,040 --> 01:04:19,960
Speaker 1: still it's just a movie seat, you know, rumbling and

978
01:04:20,040 --> 01:04:22,680
Speaker 1: shaking and stuff like that. You know, Okay for sounding

979
01:04:22,760 --> 01:04:26,640
Speaker 1: all like that. Anyway, The very next day I saw

980
01:04:26,760 --> 01:04:29,240
Speaker 1: my married lover talking to him at the lunch counter.

981
01:04:30,280 --> 01:04:32,720
Speaker 1: I still clear both of them. Here we go. My

982
01:04:32,840 --> 01:04:35,760
Speaker 1: messy co workers sat down and started gossiping about how

983
01:04:35,760 --> 01:04:38,000
Speaker 1: the man's son just got out of jail, so he

984
01:04:38,080 --> 01:04:40,520
Speaker 1: got him a job downstairs. As fate would have it,

985
01:04:40,760 --> 01:04:42,920
Speaker 1: I have slept with the jail bird and his daddy.

986
01:04:43,120 --> 01:04:46,280
Speaker 1: You know why fate would have it, because you end

987
01:04:46,400 --> 01:04:51,600
Speaker 1: up sleeping with any man you talked to. That's why

988
01:04:53,160 --> 01:04:56,040
Speaker 1: it's only amount of time before my messy co worker

989
01:04:56,120 --> 01:04:59,800
Speaker 1: finds out all my dirt. Should I get a new job?

990
01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:04,240
Speaker 1: Just deny, deny, deny everything. Please help you know you

991
01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:08,960
Speaker 1: keep blaming everything on the messy co worker. You theilfomania.

992
01:05:11,240 --> 01:05:14,760
Speaker 1: See you, like Shirley said, you gotta get you gotta

993
01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:18,000
Speaker 1: get help with your problem because you're ilfomaniac. If you

994
01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:20,680
Speaker 1: weren't in ilformania, your messy co worker would have nothing

995
01:05:20,680 --> 01:05:23,080
Speaker 1: to be messy about. But you're sleeping with the daddy

996
01:05:23,160 --> 01:05:25,440
Speaker 1: and the sun. You didn't You didn't talk to nobody.

997
01:05:25,800 --> 01:05:28,920
Speaker 1: You didn't find out their background. You know somewhere in

998
01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:32,800
Speaker 1: the discussion. But you ain't spending no time. You didn't

999
01:05:32,800 --> 01:05:35,080
Speaker 1: even know the man had a son that was in jail,

1000
01:05:35,400 --> 01:05:37,160
Speaker 1: and you didn't know that the boy that was in

1001
01:05:37,240 --> 01:05:40,080
Speaker 1: jail had a daddy that work up stairs. Because you

1002
01:05:40,080 --> 01:05:48,240
Speaker 1: don't spend no time talking. You just starts to washing clothes. Yes,

1003
01:05:49,040 --> 01:05:51,880
Speaker 1: you need to have some instructions at your laundry, Matt.

1004
01:05:52,120 --> 01:05:53,680
Speaker 1: You need to get you a sheet of paper with

1005
01:05:53,760 --> 01:05:58,280
Speaker 1: about thirty questions on it that can generate stuff called conversation,

1006
01:05:58,840 --> 01:06:02,240
Speaker 1: that can get stuff called feedback, that can give you

1007
01:06:02,320 --> 01:06:05,560
Speaker 1: stuff like information that can help you make a decision

1008
01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:10,280
Speaker 1: on who you're gonna nil fo Maniac with because you're

1009
01:06:10,320 --> 01:06:13,880
Speaker 1: just acting and so the real problem is you the

1010
01:06:13,960 --> 01:06:16,760
Speaker 1: nil from maniac now. But you know you need to

1011
01:06:16,760 --> 01:06:18,160
Speaker 1: do it. You can do whatever you want to do

1012
01:06:18,160 --> 01:06:19,960
Speaker 1: with whoever you want to, but you gotta start taking

1013
01:06:20,040 --> 01:06:22,560
Speaker 1: responsibility for your actions. The fact that's trud to Neil

1014
01:06:22,600 --> 01:06:25,360
Speaker 1: from Maniac is your whole problem that you have. That's

1015
01:06:25,440 --> 01:06:28,320
Speaker 1: all right, letter, Thank you, Steve. Post your comments on

1016
01:06:28,320 --> 01:06:31,520
Speaker 1: Today's Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey FM and Instagram and Facebook.

1017
01:06:31,600 --> 01:06:34,160
Speaker 1: Check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand as well.

1018
01:06:34,440 --> 01:06:37,520
Speaker 1: Coming up with forty six minutes after the hour, Court's

1019
01:06:37,560 --> 01:06:41,440
Speaker 1: talk without Junior coming up next. You're listening to the

1020
01:06:41,600 --> 01:06:44,880
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Junior is here with

1021
01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:48,000
Speaker 1: sports talk. What you got Junior? All right, Shirley, A

1022
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:50,400
Speaker 1: couple of things you're gonna go over this morning, Kylin

1023
01:06:50,520 --> 01:06:52,840
Speaker 1: Murray man down at Arizona, which is gonna be the

1024
01:06:52,840 --> 01:06:54,520
Speaker 1: site of the next Super Bowl for just seven, gonna

1025
01:06:54,520 --> 01:06:57,320
Speaker 1: be in Scotts Still, Arizona at the Cardinal Stadium. But

1026
01:06:57,520 --> 01:07:01,560
Speaker 1: Colin Murray has erased all signs off his social media

1027
01:07:01,560 --> 01:07:05,800
Speaker 1: that he is associated with the Arizona Cardinal. Yeah, he

1028
01:07:05,840 --> 01:07:08,760
Speaker 1: took he took all of it off off of Instagram. Yeah,

1029
01:07:08,760 --> 01:07:10,760
Speaker 1: he's saying. The reason is he feels like he's the

1030
01:07:10,880 --> 01:07:13,640
Speaker 1: scapegoat for the reason why the Cardinals failed to make

1031
01:07:13,680 --> 01:07:15,480
Speaker 1: it to the Super Bowl, and he feels like the

1032
01:07:15,480 --> 01:07:18,680
Speaker 1: team is blaming him. So now the team says, well,

1033
01:07:18,720 --> 01:07:21,120
Speaker 1: college is a little self centered, and that the fact

1034
01:07:21,160 --> 01:07:23,360
Speaker 1: that he has to find a better way of dealing

1035
01:07:23,360 --> 01:07:25,120
Speaker 1: with that verse, that's what they feel like. This is

1036
01:07:25,120 --> 01:07:27,520
Speaker 1: his problem. So he's on twenty four and this is

1037
01:07:27,520 --> 01:07:29,760
Speaker 1: his contract year coming up. This is last year on

1038
01:07:29,800 --> 01:07:31,520
Speaker 1: his contract. So we don't know if he's gonna be

1039
01:07:31,520 --> 01:07:33,680
Speaker 1: the quarterback for the Arizona Cars coming in the future,

1040
01:07:33,840 --> 01:07:35,160
Speaker 1: but he will be that next year. But he's just

1041
01:07:35,200 --> 01:07:37,520
Speaker 1: saying right now, I don't want having to do with Arizona.

1042
01:07:37,640 --> 01:07:40,720
Speaker 1: That's what he's saying right now on his Instagram, come

1043
01:07:40,760 --> 01:07:43,560
Speaker 1: on up to Cleveland. We can use you. You probably

1044
01:07:43,560 --> 01:07:47,400
Speaker 1: tied all that hot ass weather to come on. Yeah. Also,

1045
01:07:47,720 --> 01:07:50,240
Speaker 1: did y'all see Tommy. Did y'all see Kanye weston ab

1046
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Speaker 1: Antonio Brown at the Super Bowl? Yes? Yea, yeah? Well

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01:07:56,520 --> 01:07:58,760
Speaker 1: you know what, they got a company? Now, they just

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01:07:58,800 --> 01:08:01,760
Speaker 1: started a company. Okay, uh a b will be the

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Speaker 1: president of Donda Sports Initiative for Kanye West clothing line.

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01:08:05,520 --> 01:08:08,160
Speaker 1: So he's gonna do the athletic wear. Now. I don't

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01:08:08,200 --> 01:08:11,360
Speaker 1: know how good this slavery athletic Well, I don't know

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01:08:11,440 --> 01:08:16,120
Speaker 1: what look like, Tommy, I have no idea. I just

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01:08:16,120 --> 01:08:19,000
Speaker 1: think that's that's a crazy combination. If he don't have

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Speaker 1: masks because athletes came a. Yeah, I don't. I don't

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Speaker 1: know what the clothes life like slavery slavery coding line

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Speaker 1: for athletes. But that's it. But they're gonna be the

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Speaker 1: he's gonna be the president. It's called Donda's Sports Intiation.

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Speaker 1: Look Out. It's coming to the athletes anywhere. Also, man,

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Speaker 1: did y'all see that Adrian Peterson was arrested on Sunday? Yeah? Man,

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01:08:42,960 --> 01:08:48,160
Speaker 1: Adrian Peters man lax airport for for domestic violence. On

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Speaker 1: the plane, they got into a verbal altercation him and

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01:08:50,400 --> 01:08:52,639
Speaker 1: his wife and he tried to snatch her wearing ring off.

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01:08:52,840 --> 01:08:54,760
Speaker 1: That's what he talking about. The domestic Violet came in.

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01:08:55,320 --> 01:08:59,280
Speaker 1: He got to a verbal art the sun answer and

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Speaker 1: got the arrest. It didn't it, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: but she's not pressing charges. So you know, Super Bowl Sunday, Man,

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Speaker 1: they had to take the plane and turn it back

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01:09:10,160 --> 01:09:13,320
Speaker 1: to the gate. But he didn't make it to the game. No,

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01:09:13,840 --> 01:09:17,360
Speaker 1: They was on their way back to Houston, and they

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01:09:17,400 --> 01:09:20,320
Speaker 1: turned the plane around. It was so loud enough. Yeah,

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01:09:20,120 --> 01:09:24,280
Speaker 1: that's not a good time to agaye on the plane

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Speaker 1: strapped in um no fo you take off or after

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01:09:28,520 --> 01:09:31,120
Speaker 1: you take off. Just the bad decision on both of

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Speaker 1: their parts. That's not the time. Calm down you in public, man,

1075
01:09:35,560 --> 01:09:37,840
Speaker 1: calm down. It might be hard, but you gotta find

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01:09:37,840 --> 01:09:40,800
Speaker 1: a way to calm down. And the rain must cost

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01:09:40,880 --> 01:09:43,360
Speaker 1: a lot, The rain must really costs a lot. You

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Speaker 1: want to go, all right, juniors talk, Thank you appreciate that.

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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, Steve's Winter

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01:09:51,080 --> 01:10:00,320
Speaker 1: Olympics report right after this, you're listening, the super fall

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01:10:00,640 --> 01:10:04,599
Speaker 1: is over and we all know the La Rams are

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01:10:04,760 --> 01:10:08,759
Speaker 1: the world champs, Yes they are. But guess what, guess what?

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01:10:08,880 --> 01:10:12,120
Speaker 1: Guess what? The Winter Olympics is still going on. And

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01:10:12,560 --> 01:10:17,479
Speaker 1: it is with this Winter Olympics report a man cutting

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01:10:17,479 --> 01:10:22,880
Speaker 1: my music up. Yeah, that's the sound I love to heal.

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01:10:23,439 --> 01:10:27,960
Speaker 1: Why because you only hid once every four years? You're

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01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:32,120
Speaker 1: hid in the wintertime and you hid in the summertime. Now,

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01:10:32,120 --> 01:10:35,360
Speaker 1: what makes the Winter Olympics different than the Summer Olympics

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01:10:36,040 --> 01:10:41,479
Speaker 1: ain't hardly, no damn black people in it. What it

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01:10:41,720 --> 01:10:45,040
Speaker 1: is is we end up having the white folk report

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Speaker 1: on Winter Olympics now because it is still our country,

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01:10:50,439 --> 01:10:52,320
Speaker 1: even though they act like they don't want us here.

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Speaker 1: Half the time, we find ourselves chin for Americans all

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Speaker 1: the time. So let's just get it on. One of

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Speaker 1: the great the snowboarders of all times, Sean White, made

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Speaker 1: his last run in the Olympics. And what a galleont

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Speaker 1: effort Sean White put on. I remember being on a

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Speaker 1: late night show with him when he was fourteen years old.

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Speaker 1: Red hair I set up that next to the show.

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01:11:14,600 --> 01:11:16,479
Speaker 1: I didn't know who he was then, but for that

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Speaker 1: white boys showed showed out and made snowboard in his life.

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Speaker 1: At Valiant as he tried them, Japanese snowboarders were warming

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01:11:26,160 --> 01:11:31,960
Speaker 1: their ass. There was no messing with them Japanese boys.

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Speaker 1: And the boy from Australia showed up. He was sixteen

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Speaker 1: years old. He had a great showing and Sean White

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Speaker 1: ended up taking fourth and fell on his last run.

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Speaker 1: It was an emotional run. I felt for him. But

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Speaker 1: congratulations to Sean White for an amazing career as a snowboarder.

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Speaker 1: Now moving on to snowboarding some more. Nick bomb Gardener,

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01:11:55,479 --> 01:11:59,000
Speaker 1: which is the oldest snowboarder in the damn world, forty

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01:11:59,080 --> 01:12:03,760
Speaker 1: years old, lost in his gold medal attempt, and then

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01:12:03,840 --> 01:12:05,640
Speaker 1: they kept him on the team and put him in

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Speaker 1: the mixed doubles with the oldest white woman she thirty six,

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01:12:10,479 --> 01:12:13,639
Speaker 1: with the oldest white man. He fought it and I'll

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01:12:13,680 --> 01:12:17,439
Speaker 1: be damn them old ass white people wore the gold

1116
01:12:17,520 --> 01:12:24,679
Speaker 1: medal cross country. It was heart woman. It was really

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01:12:24,720 --> 01:12:28,080
Speaker 1: great to see Americans win that one. So congratulations the

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01:12:28,120 --> 01:12:30,640
Speaker 1: Americans is finally getting up in the medal count What

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Speaker 1: else is going wrong in the Olympics? All right? Well,

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Speaker 1: the U and Ninitied States men's curling team is trying

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Speaker 1: to act like they're trying to do something. I'll let

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01:12:38,520 --> 01:12:41,200
Speaker 1: you know how to work out tomorrow, but I'll get

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Speaker 1: another ass whipping in curling, for I have nothing to

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Speaker 1: report in the biathlon and the cross country skiing because

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Speaker 1: the ten thousand meters went to the Russian Olympic Committee,

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Speaker 1: second place went to Norway and third place went to

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Speaker 1: the Germans. Why we came ski for a long time

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Speaker 1: as white folks. I don't know y'all always running cross country.

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Speaker 1: Now y'all can't find nobody that can ski long nine

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01:13:08,200 --> 01:13:11,160
Speaker 1: nine nine nine, because when you come to doing hard work,

1131
01:13:11,280 --> 01:13:14,240
Speaker 1: you don't really want to do that, do you. So

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01:13:14,479 --> 01:13:16,960
Speaker 1: now now we can't with nobody to ask. In the

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01:13:17,080 --> 01:13:21,000
Speaker 1: long distance skiing, in the downhill skin, we had a

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01:13:21,040 --> 01:13:24,240
Speaker 1: white boy that was in first place and had three

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01:13:24,280 --> 01:13:27,200
Speaker 1: skills left, and all them out skied his ass so

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01:13:27,360 --> 01:13:30,720
Speaker 1: he ended up in four. Damn. I was sitting there,

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01:13:30,760 --> 01:13:32,800
Speaker 1: but I liked him though. That white boy skied his

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01:13:32,920 --> 01:13:35,760
Speaker 1: ass off. He had never placed hide in six ever

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01:13:35,840 --> 01:13:38,800
Speaker 1: before in any world competition, but he took a four

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Speaker 1: Ladies and Gentlemen, the first black female to ever have

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Speaker 1: a gold medal in the Winter Olympics. Aaron Jackson. The

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01:13:46,720 --> 01:13:50,559
Speaker 1: young girl wanted the five D. She killed it. Yes,

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01:13:50,640 --> 01:13:56,480
Speaker 1: she get asked by landslide, which proves you cannot introduce

1144
01:13:56,560 --> 01:13:59,240
Speaker 1: us to your sport. We're gonna make it hours too,

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01:14:00,400 --> 01:14:02,800
Speaker 1: probably gonna keep us out of that. Next year, here

1146
01:14:02,800 --> 01:14:06,840
Speaker 1: we go for Netta Flowers, the first black female bob

1147
01:14:06,920 --> 01:14:09,360
Speaker 1: slatter to win the medal. She won the medal in

1148
01:14:09,520 --> 01:14:12,720
Speaker 1: model slanting, which is a new event. Congratulations to her

1149
01:14:13,120 --> 01:14:15,639
Speaker 1: real quick. The white girl from Russia got banned because

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01:14:15,640 --> 01:14:18,680
Speaker 1: she's fifteen years old. She took a banned subject and

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01:14:18,760 --> 01:14:21,400
Speaker 1: she got banned from the Olympics. Well, he let her

1152
01:14:21,439 --> 01:14:24,800
Speaker 1: skate anyway and told her forgive it now, Shakira, you

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01:14:24,880 --> 01:14:28,840
Speaker 1: remember Chicago Richardson the black girl smoke weed, which can't

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01:14:28,880 --> 01:14:31,160
Speaker 1: help you do a damn thing. We got to come

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01:14:31,160 --> 01:14:34,080
Speaker 1: back to this report. I'll be back with more Olympic

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01:14:34,160 --> 01:14:38,280
Speaker 1: report because I still got mold. All right, you heard him.

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Speaker 1: We'll be back with part two of Steve's Olympic report

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01:14:40,960 --> 01:14:47,759
Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve,

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01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:51,000
Speaker 1: part two of your Olympics report. What do you have

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01:14:51,120 --> 01:14:53,439
Speaker 1: your Winter Olympics Report? What do you have? Yeah, I'm

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01:14:53,439 --> 01:14:55,639
Speaker 1: going back. I got to reiterate because I was rushing

1162
01:14:55,720 --> 01:14:58,479
Speaker 1: trying to get the black information out because it's so little.

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01:14:58,800 --> 01:15:02,559
Speaker 1: We're only talking about two people. We are not doing

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01:15:02,640 --> 01:15:07,520
Speaker 1: well in long distance skiing and by athlon. By athalon,

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01:15:07,560 --> 01:15:10,640
Speaker 1: it's where you ski and shoot. It ain't an American

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01:15:10,720 --> 01:15:14,840
Speaker 1: doing a damn thing in that. I'm just over there

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01:15:14,840 --> 01:15:18,559
Speaker 1: pulling for people I don't even know. So hopefully one

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01:15:18,600 --> 01:15:20,920
Speaker 1: day we'll find somebody that know how to do that.

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01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:25,080
Speaker 1: But not right now. We were four minutes behind. Ladies

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01:15:25,080 --> 01:15:27,800
Speaker 1: and gentlemen, real quick. Aaron John Aaron Jackson again won

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01:15:27,920 --> 01:15:30,839
Speaker 1: first black female to five hundreds. But now the flowers.

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01:15:30,960 --> 01:15:33,040
Speaker 1: Now the white girl from Russia that got took out

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01:15:33,080 --> 01:15:36,040
Speaker 1: for a band subject because she fifteen years old, hasn't

1174
01:15:36,280 --> 01:15:42,840
Speaker 1: been allowed to skate? Why she white? What the hell else? Now?

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01:15:42,880 --> 01:15:46,639
Speaker 1: The black girl, Chicarie Richardson, you remember, was banned from

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01:15:46,680 --> 01:15:50,519
Speaker 1: the Olympics from smoking weed. We don't even help you perform,

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01:15:50,600 --> 01:15:55,080
Speaker 1: it slows your ass down. So now she was banned

1178
01:15:55,120 --> 01:15:57,920
Speaker 1: from the Olympics and now don't know she indefinite. But

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01:15:58,000 --> 01:16:01,240
Speaker 1: they let this white girl right rack in the same

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01:16:01,360 --> 01:16:06,000
Speaker 1: damn Olympics. Why because she's fifteen and she white. They

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01:16:06,040 --> 01:16:09,439
Speaker 1: don't do nothing to white teenagers in this world. Nothing.

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01:16:09,760 --> 01:16:13,800
Speaker 1: They shoot black teenagers, but they kill white teenagers chance

1183
01:16:13,880 --> 01:16:16,799
Speaker 1: at the chance as a chance. That's the one Olympic report.

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01:16:17,080 --> 01:16:19,960
Speaker 1: I'll be back with more white people in the snow

1185
01:16:20,280 --> 01:16:26,240
Speaker 1: if what we're doing on the all Olympic report. Rather

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01:16:26,680 --> 01:16:29,320
Speaker 1: at thirty three minutes after and that's right after this,

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01:16:29,840 --> 01:16:33,640
Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is

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01:16:33,680 --> 01:16:36,880
Speaker 1: time for a round of would you rather out the gate?

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01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:39,960
Speaker 1: You want to pick it blindly? Nine? That don't work

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01:16:39,960 --> 01:16:43,400
Speaker 1: out for I loved it, It hasn't for me. That's

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01:16:43,439 --> 01:16:50,599
Speaker 1: for him, all right. Would you rather work and you're

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01:16:50,640 --> 01:16:54,080
Speaker 1: cleaning up toxic waste or would you rather work as

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01:16:54,120 --> 01:16:58,679
Speaker 1: a mortician assistant? Yeah, I'm gonna clean up the toxic

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01:16:58,720 --> 01:17:04,479
Speaker 1: on Yeah you know really yeah, people, I'm going down that,

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01:17:04,600 --> 01:17:07,240
Speaker 1: damn you. I'm not in that waste. I'm not in

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01:17:07,320 --> 01:17:11,799
Speaker 1: that waste. I'm sorry. You know. Toxic was about toxics materials.

1197
01:17:11,800 --> 01:17:14,519
Speaker 1: They're not talking about life. Sugar, honey, I iced tea,

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01:17:15,040 --> 01:17:20,360
Speaker 1: not that. Because I have toxic waste myself, you're familiar

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01:17:20,400 --> 01:17:23,320
Speaker 1: with it. I'm good for me with that I'm accustomed

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01:17:23,360 --> 01:17:25,320
Speaker 1: to that. I deal with toxic waste time. I'm not

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01:17:25,320 --> 01:17:29,080
Speaker 1: gonna win there. I know I'm not gonna here, well

1202
01:17:29,160 --> 01:17:33,360
Speaker 1: mine toxic. Yeah, so I'm not even gonna I'm not.

1203
01:17:33,520 --> 01:17:36,959
Speaker 1: That's not a fear of mine. I'm just been arresting

1204
01:17:36,960 --> 01:17:40,440
Speaker 1: the mortician though. Right now, I'm not just cutting, vacuuming

1205
01:17:40,520 --> 01:17:43,000
Speaker 1: and out nobody, sucking out no guts. I'm nothing to

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01:17:43,080 --> 01:17:45,080
Speaker 1: do nothing now, I'm doing that. Now, I'm just gonna

1207
01:17:45,120 --> 01:17:55,040
Speaker 1: throw your ass shut, putting your stick on your man

1208
01:17:55,840 --> 01:18:00,080
Speaker 1: clothes or nothing. No, same, the same outfit he died in.

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01:18:01,080 --> 01:18:04,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be the worst mortician. I'm not doing all that.

1210
01:18:05,720 --> 01:18:12,160
Speaker 1: He looks he looks so swollen. Yeah, how the body man, Yeah,

1211
01:18:12,400 --> 01:18:17,519
Speaker 1: he looks decomposed. Yeah, that's how they boughty man in

1212
01:18:17,600 --> 01:18:24,160
Speaker 1: his hand. That's how they bought all this mud under

1213
01:18:24,200 --> 01:18:26,600
Speaker 1: his thing and nails. That's how they bought him in

1214
01:18:29,640 --> 01:18:32,280
Speaker 1: that he was, eyes was open when they bought him in.

1215
01:18:34,960 --> 01:18:38,519
Speaker 1: We're not doing all that. I'm not in funeral looking

1216
01:18:38,560 --> 01:18:42,799
Speaker 1: at us, none of that, y'all closed casket. I told

1217
01:18:42,840 --> 01:18:45,840
Speaker 1: you the same which he was eating ing, go eat

1218
01:18:45,880 --> 01:18:55,599
Speaker 1: his head. You're crazy, all right? How I bought him

1219
01:18:55,640 --> 01:19:00,640
Speaker 1: that sweatshirt and thank you. Be grateful one more. We

1220
01:19:00,680 --> 01:19:04,479
Speaker 1: can get to it quickly. Would you rather get struck

1221
01:19:04,520 --> 01:19:08,479
Speaker 1: by lightning or picked up by a tornado? We know

1222
01:19:08,560 --> 01:19:12,559
Speaker 1: what your answer is, coming struck by lightning or picked

1223
01:19:12,640 --> 01:19:24,679
Speaker 1: up by a tornado? Oh, how farest tornado taking me? Yeah, yeah,

1224
01:19:24,720 --> 01:19:26,360
Speaker 1: I don't know what that's gonna be. But I'll tell

1225
01:19:26,400 --> 01:19:28,000
Speaker 1: you what. When you get hit by that lightning, you

1226
01:19:28,080 --> 01:19:32,040
Speaker 1: usually don't be right when you come to All right,

1227
01:19:32,360 --> 01:19:35,240
Speaker 1: I'll send today's round. I would you rather coming up next?

1228
01:19:35,280 --> 01:19:39,919
Speaker 1: Our last break of the day and Steve far closing

1229
01:19:39,960 --> 01:19:42,840
Speaker 1: remarks at forty nine minute after the hour. Right after this,

1230
01:19:43,479 --> 01:19:47,840
Speaker 1: you're listening to the Say Morning show. Okay, last break

1231
01:19:47,880 --> 01:19:52,320
Speaker 1: of the day on this Tuesday. And Steve, before we

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01:19:52,360 --> 01:19:54,200
Speaker 1: went to break, we were talking about would you rather

1233
01:19:54,400 --> 01:19:58,719
Speaker 1: than I asked you, would you rather uh work cleaning

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01:19:58,760 --> 01:20:02,800
Speaker 1: up toxic waste or as a mortician's assistant. And yeah,

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01:20:03,920 --> 01:20:06,880
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pick the toxic waste because I'm not gonna

1236
01:20:06,920 --> 01:20:10,080
Speaker 1: make a good mortician because I'm telling you I don't

1237
01:20:10,120 --> 01:20:13,280
Speaker 1: like I don't like working. I'm not gonna work well

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01:20:13,320 --> 01:20:16,080
Speaker 1: with bodies. And that's one of the biggest problems you

1239
01:20:16,080 --> 01:20:19,080
Speaker 1: know that people have when they lose love ones, it's

1240
01:20:19,120 --> 01:20:23,000
Speaker 1: sometimes the cost of the funeral. Now, if you're gonna

1241
01:20:23,040 --> 01:20:26,680
Speaker 1: force me into being a mortician, then I'm gonna be

1242
01:20:26,760 --> 01:20:29,240
Speaker 1: able to help pose families with the cost of the

1243
01:20:29,280 --> 01:20:35,080
Speaker 1: funeral because I have like an as is special package,

1244
01:20:35,280 --> 01:20:37,760
Speaker 1: like you know, like funerals cost four thousand and three

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01:20:37,880 --> 01:20:41,400
Speaker 1: thousand and eight thousand, all like that. Yeah, I just

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01:20:41,479 --> 01:20:47,479
Speaker 1: do as is for like seven fifty seven, seven hundred

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01:20:47,479 --> 01:20:51,040
Speaker 1: and fifty. And that's just as he is. So don't

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01:20:51,080 --> 01:20:55,519
Speaker 1: come in here asking no questions about it. You can

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01:20:55,640 --> 01:20:58,880
Speaker 1: ask after we get to the funeral. But this is

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01:20:59,000 --> 01:21:02,200
Speaker 1: as is. Yeah, Thomas, But why ain't nobody nobody cut

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01:21:02,200 --> 01:21:04,720
Speaker 1: his hat? What's going? What's up with that? That's he

1252
01:21:04,760 --> 01:21:07,920
Speaker 1: didn't come in here with a hair cut. See, that's

1253
01:21:07,960 --> 01:21:12,240
Speaker 1: what as is means. No, we're not we're not lining

1254
01:21:12,360 --> 01:21:15,439
Speaker 1: him up in all this hill for seven fifty that

1255
01:21:15,520 --> 01:21:18,519
Speaker 1: you're cutting into my profits now a hair cut now

1256
01:21:18,680 --> 01:21:21,880
Speaker 1: fifty seventy five dollars. You can't cut into my profit

1257
01:21:21,960 --> 01:21:26,320
Speaker 1: with a haircut. That's your as is price. Can you

1258
01:21:26,400 --> 01:21:29,400
Speaker 1: just at least close his eyes? No? No, no, no,

1259
01:21:29,560 --> 01:21:32,840
Speaker 1: he came in here with his eyes over. I think

1260
01:21:32,920 --> 01:21:35,479
Speaker 1: I think the fact that he was surprised he was dying,

1261
01:21:37,560 --> 01:21:42,320
Speaker 1: so to close his eyelids we would have to embalm him.

1262
01:21:42,479 --> 01:21:45,479
Speaker 1: And I just told you seven fifty is as is

1263
01:21:46,040 --> 01:21:49,080
Speaker 1: Now he was surprised he died that day. You need

1264
01:21:49,120 --> 01:21:55,000
Speaker 1: to know that. That's the look of shock. Yes, Carlin,

1265
01:21:56,000 --> 01:22:01,040
Speaker 1: what can you at least change his clothes? Man? No, No,

1266
01:22:01,120 --> 01:22:03,559
Speaker 1: we're not changed. We have some clothes at the house

1267
01:22:03,600 --> 01:22:06,200
Speaker 1: that we can bring and you can change. Well, if

1268
01:22:06,200 --> 01:22:10,320
Speaker 1: you bring them, we charge it. You charge. Can't change

1269
01:22:10,360 --> 01:22:13,840
Speaker 1: his clothes. Why can't pick his fat ass up for free?

1270
01:22:15,280 --> 01:22:20,080
Speaker 1: It's three fifty to put clothes on fat people got

1271
01:22:20,080 --> 01:22:22,600
Speaker 1: to tear my back out lifting him up trying to

1272
01:22:22,640 --> 01:22:26,240
Speaker 1: put a shirt on him. That's actually now you over

1273
01:22:26,280 --> 01:22:29,000
Speaker 1: into the eleven hundred dollars package if you want us

1274
01:22:29,000 --> 01:22:31,759
Speaker 1: to put clothes on it. Other than that, he catched

1275
01:22:31,800 --> 01:22:35,519
Speaker 1: the clothes that he came in here in the as

1276
01:22:35,880 --> 01:22:40,519
Speaker 1: is Christ we unzipped the body bag inside the casket.

1277
01:22:40,680 --> 01:22:46,000
Speaker 1: That's seven fifty. Oh, the bag is in the casket.

1278
01:22:46,439 --> 01:22:51,800
Speaker 1: That's your lining. That's your line. Now you ain't got

1279
01:22:51,840 --> 01:22:55,960
Speaker 1: being here, piz casket rental. No, we're gonna give you

1280
01:22:56,000 --> 01:22:59,519
Speaker 1: this this pine box. You've seen the Westerns gun smoke,

1281
01:22:59,720 --> 01:23:03,000
Speaker 1: the same box as we're using. Well, it looks like

1282
01:23:03,040 --> 01:23:05,920
Speaker 1: he's smiling. Can you at least fix his teeth? I

1283
01:23:06,000 --> 01:23:09,759
Speaker 1: mean that he that's that's how. That's how what happened.

1284
01:23:10,200 --> 01:23:12,519
Speaker 1: He was surprised. His eyes was over and he's gritting

1285
01:23:12,520 --> 01:23:14,760
Speaker 1: his teeth and bam right there. That's why I ain't

1286
01:23:14,760 --> 01:23:17,040
Speaker 1: got no teeth now. And then the other one. Y'all

1287
01:23:17,040 --> 01:23:18,760
Speaker 1: know he didn't have good teeth when he both brought

1288
01:23:18,800 --> 01:23:21,600
Speaker 1: him in here. We'll do diner work. We do not

1289
01:23:21,760 --> 01:23:25,000
Speaker 1: do them to work up in here. Ain't no visit

1290
01:23:25,040 --> 01:23:29,400
Speaker 1: line and all this here as he is. That's what

1291
01:23:29,560 --> 01:23:33,080
Speaker 1: we do at the budget funeral hall. Any more questions

1292
01:23:33,120 --> 01:23:36,120
Speaker 1: you need? Why does he have a gun? Why is

1293
01:23:36,160 --> 01:23:38,800
Speaker 1: it a glock in his right hand? Why I'm not

1294
01:23:38,920 --> 01:23:48,240
Speaker 1: prying fingers loose? Seven fifty? Okay, Rigor mortis set in

1295
01:23:48,800 --> 01:23:51,280
Speaker 1: his hand was gripping the gun. They brought him in

1296
01:23:51,360 --> 01:23:54,640
Speaker 1: here like that. That's that's the life he led you.

1297
01:23:54,840 --> 01:23:57,080
Speaker 1: And now I'm putting nice. I have cards and say

1298
01:23:57,160 --> 01:23:59,000
Speaker 1: live by the gun, die by the gun. I have

1299
01:23:59,160 --> 01:24:01,719
Speaker 1: stuff like that. Want me to lay that on his hand,

1300
01:24:02,080 --> 01:24:07,599
Speaker 1: but we're not ungripping his fingers off that gun. Okay, huh,

1301
01:24:07,920 --> 01:24:10,120
Speaker 1: can we do something about the smell? He kind of

1302
01:24:10,400 --> 01:24:14,759
Speaker 1: he kind of has a smell to him. Now for that,

1303
01:24:14,840 --> 01:24:19,080
Speaker 1: we have dealt with that. There's a canna for breeze

1304
01:24:19,240 --> 01:24:21,720
Speaker 1: by the casket, so as you come up, you can

1305
01:24:21,800 --> 01:24:24,839
Speaker 1: spray your area while you standing there with a candle

1306
01:24:24,880 --> 01:24:28,839
Speaker 1: for breeze and move on. It comes with the package.

1307
01:24:28,880 --> 01:24:32,760
Speaker 1: You have a candle for breeze sitting right there at

1308
01:24:32,760 --> 01:24:35,719
Speaker 1: the front. Open another casket. If you can't handle a smell,

1309
01:24:36,160 --> 01:24:38,400
Speaker 1: quick shot of for breeze. Don't do more than two

1310
01:24:38,439 --> 01:24:41,480
Speaker 1: back and forth, stone because we gotta have enough for everybody.

1311
01:24:42,560 --> 01:24:47,240
Speaker 1: It's this is the shot with the fred One forward,

1312
01:24:47,320 --> 01:24:50,000
Speaker 1: one back, Take a deep breath, quick look, move on,

1313
01:24:50,120 --> 01:24:59,880
Speaker 1: next person on the huh makeup? No, no man, not no, no, no,

1314
01:25:00,280 --> 01:25:04,120
Speaker 1: for as he is No, that's what morticians do for

1315
01:25:04,320 --> 01:25:06,880
Speaker 1: full price. We don't do that with the as he

1316
01:25:07,080 --> 01:25:11,560
Speaker 1: is price. No makeup. You know how he looked. What

1317
01:25:11,680 --> 01:25:18,400
Speaker 1: about the flowers? Flowers? Yeah, we listen. We don't dug

1318
01:25:18,479 --> 01:25:23,160
Speaker 1: the hole. We're gonna push the dirt on it and

1319
01:25:23,280 --> 01:25:26,880
Speaker 1: over time grass or grow over it, but that all

1320
01:25:26,960 --> 01:25:30,479
Speaker 1: no flowers in here for seven fifty. If you want

1321
01:25:30,479 --> 01:25:36,160
Speaker 1: any flowers, it's it's it's by OL. Bring your own flowers.

1322
01:25:36,960 --> 01:25:39,559
Speaker 1: You can lay them in the casket, cover his outfit

1323
01:25:39,680 --> 01:25:42,799
Speaker 1: up or anything you want, but it's by OL. Bring

1324
01:25:42,840 --> 01:25:49,000
Speaker 1: your own flowers. Thank God for real morticians. Yeah, thank you, trauma.

1325
01:25:50,520 --> 01:25:54,160
Speaker 1: I was just saying, who's doing the eulogy. The eulog

1326
01:25:54,240 --> 01:25:59,519
Speaker 1: Jesus all the same. The paperwork says you know who

1327
01:25:59,600 --> 01:26:04,920
Speaker 1: he will. This is how he ease. Thank you for coming.

1328
01:26:05,520 --> 01:26:09,479
Speaker 1: You're the worst funeral director. I'm I'm Steve Harvey. Ladies

1329
01:26:09,479 --> 01:26:13,280
Speaker 1: and Jim to join the show. If you were funded

1330
01:26:13,320 --> 01:26:16,439
Speaker 1: by that last bit, I really don't care. Y'all have

1331
01:26:16,479 --> 01:26:18,599
Speaker 1: a great day. Talk to God. He loved here from

1332
01:26:18,880 --> 01:26:22,360
Speaker 1: see you tomorrow. Bye. Shout out the funeral home directors.

1333
01:26:22,760 --> 01:26:38,639
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1334
01:26:38,640 --> 01:26:41,960
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1335
01:26:42,000 --> 01:26:45,800
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1336
01:26:45,920 --> 01:26:49,439
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