Speaker 1: Hey, folks, it's Lyle. Before we get into the podcast today,
Speaker 1: I got a couple things I gotta say. First one
Speaker 1: is that if you live in the Los Angeles area,
Speaker 1: then check this out. I'm doing a live recording of
Speaker 1: this podcast. That's right. It's a live show recording thing
Speaker 1: where I sit in a gecko costume on a stage
Speaker 1: and for the first half of the show, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: take calls, and for the second half of the show,
Speaker 1: I'm going to talk to people from the audience and
Speaker 1: it's gonna be a good time. So if you live
Speaker 1: in the Los Angeles area, check out the show notes
Speaker 1: of this podcast for a link to sign up via
Speaker 1: email for alerts that will tell you when the tickets
Speaker 1: go on sale. And also, if you don't live in
Speaker 1: the Los Angeles area, if you live in other areas,
Speaker 1: which is the majority of you. Most people don't live
Speaker 1: in Los Angeles, But if you live in another place,
Speaker 1: also check the show notes sign up for that email,
Speaker 1: because hey, get this, I'm gonna send emails for when
Speaker 1: I might be doing one of these live shows in
Speaker 1: your city. So that's the first thing is to check
Speaker 1: the show notes for a live show. The second thing
Speaker 1: I have Denzel Curry on the show today. Yes, that's right,
Speaker 1: Denzel Curry. Denzel Curry is a rapper from Florida, and listen.
Speaker 1: He's a good rapper. He's a good guy. I had
Speaker 1: a lot of fun talking to him and taking calls
Speaker 1: with him. And listen. If you don't know who he is,
Speaker 1: go into Apple Music or Spotify or whatever it is
Speaker 1: you listen to music. Type his name in, listen to
Speaker 1: some of his stuff. My favorite song of his it's
Speaker 1: called Walkin'. And you can also google him and look
Speaker 1: at his Wikipedia page and it will tell you everything
Speaker 1: about his life. This might be the laziest way anybody
Speaker 1: has ever introduced a guest on their podcast is to
Speaker 1: tell their audience to just google them and go to
Speaker 1: their Wikipedia page. But it's true, Okay, Wikipedia knows a
Speaker 1: lot more than I do about Denzel Curry offhand, and
Speaker 1: it also knows everything about every so I don't even
Speaker 1: need to ever say anything about anything ever again. All right,
Speaker 1: I think that was good. I think we did it.
Speaker 1: I think that was a good enough guest intro. I
Speaker 1: think we did it. Let's get into the show Therapy,
Speaker 1: Getcko Denzel Curry, Zel tron as they call him callers,
Speaker 1: anonymous strangers on the phone. Me, you listening? All right,
Speaker 1: let's do it.
Speaker 2: I can't believe you got me doing this shit.
Speaker 1: I can't believe doing this ship.
Speaker 2: I can't believe I get goo?
Speaker 1: Man, how do you how do you feel being get Go?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Do I supposed to feel some type
Speaker 2: of way being a get Well?
Speaker 1: Okay, I mean like if.
Speaker 2: You don't look at me like, dude, you used to
Speaker 2: be in the hood? Man, what happened to you?
Speaker 1: Do you do you feel We were trying to talk
Speaker 1: about this earlier. You you said you felt a shame
Speaker 1: to be a gecko?
Speaker 2: I did?
Speaker 1: Do you still do? And it's okay, you don't have
Speaker 1: to do you still do you still feel shamed?
Speaker 2: No? No, really, because I realize I'm not Denzel right now, exactly,
Speaker 2: I'm a fucking gecko exactly.
Speaker 1: You're nothing's right now. You're a fucking gecko. You're a
Speaker 1: guy in a gecko costume. I'm a guy in a
Speaker 1: gecko costume.
Speaker 2: We're just a couple of geckos.
Speaker 1: We're just a couple of get talking talking ship.
Speaker 2: Fut fuck.
Speaker 1: That's the whole that's the whole thing is you know,
Speaker 1: are they listening? Oh yeah, I know we got people here.
Speaker 2: What's that.
Speaker 1: They're just hanging out? But I mean that's the whole
Speaker 1: thing is that, you know. I feel like the whole
Speaker 1: point is that we were we're getting rid of our
Speaker 1: our identities.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a gecko today.
Speaker 1: You're a get go today.
Speaker 2: God was like, Hey, I don't need you to be
Speaker 2: a rapper today, just be a fucking gecko. And I
Speaker 2: was like, word, have you.
Speaker 1: Have you had any persistent thoughts on your mind lately?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, can you repeat the ques?
Speaker 1: Have you had any persistent thoughts on your mind lately?
Speaker 1: Like as you've been going through your sort of your week, Like,
Speaker 1: is there a thought in your mind that continually keeps
Speaker 1: keeps making an appearance, changing, changing, changing, changing changes changes?
Speaker 1: Are you? Are you typically? Are you good at embracing
Speaker 1: change when it happens?
Speaker 3: Huh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta adapt or you die. So I think
Speaker 2: I'm pretty good at doing that, ship I guess, but yeah,
Speaker 2: I think so pretty much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it can be hard to adjust to the change. I
Speaker 1: feel well, we're sort of adjusting to a change right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I have to be a gecko today.
Speaker 1: You have today.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I could just take this ship off, but it's
Speaker 2: kind of will ruin it because you could.
Speaker 1: You could if you really wanted, and you know what,
Speaker 1: this is the thing is, you could really if you
Speaker 1: really wanted to.
Speaker 2: Just I'm not gonna do that because I want to
Speaker 2: be a g gocko right now.
Speaker 1: Okay, So all right, so we I feel like you
Speaker 1: started out, I have to be. I feel like, I
Speaker 1: don't know started out. I have to.
Speaker 2: I don't got my gecko legs. But so yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 1: We started out, you have to, But now it sounds
Speaker 1: like you you want to enough that you're not exercising
Speaker 1: the power that you know you have right now to
Speaker 1: take the suit off and just run out of the
Speaker 1: door and there's nothing nothing.
Speaker 2: But why not? Why why not? Why?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: I could just be a gecko. It's like fuck it, Like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm just in his bitch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I could just be a fucking gecko.
Speaker 2: Dude, It's okay.
Speaker 1: Uh, have you had many periods in your life in
Speaker 1: which you're able to adopt some form of alter ego
Speaker 1: in which you're able to be a different type of
Speaker 1: thing than what you typically are?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 2: That only happens when I rap. Yeah, but now it
Speaker 2: doesn't happen anymore because I just chose to be Denzel. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but today I'm a fucking gecko dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you know. Yeah, So do you uh? Do
Speaker 1: you feel like a different person when you're when you're rapping?
Speaker 1: That's what you know? What we were just talking about
Speaker 1: questions that I feel like you get a lot and
Speaker 1: is it I feel like that's one.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 1: Okay, So on this show, what we do is we
Speaker 1: talk to people on the phone about miscellaneous things. A
Speaker 1: lot of the times it's advice. A lot of the
Speaker 1: times people just want to say certain things true, and
Speaker 1: you know, we're just here just yeah, not even to
Speaker 1: give it, not even to give advice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, because what's that you gotta bring me into
Speaker 2: your gecko world? Anything about you know? Yeah, sure that
Speaker 2: I'm gonna put.
Speaker 1: My leg, yeah, put my leg like this?
Speaker 2: Yeah. Hello.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well it's not even necessarily about advice. It's it's
Speaker 1: just about being a gecko and talking to people on
Speaker 1: the phone.
Speaker 2: Oh, I mean, I'm down to talk to people. I
Speaker 2: see everybody in this twitch stream. What's up, motherfuckers? What's up?
Speaker 2: What's good for you? I love these mothers. Hey, what's up, yo?
Speaker 2: What's up? What's good? What's good? Everybody? I'm ready, though,
Speaker 2: I am ready. What's up?
Speaker 5: Hay?
Speaker 1: And I'm here with Denzel?
Speaker 2: What's up? Ethan?
Speaker 6: What's up? Benzel?
Speaker 5: What's up?
Speaker 7: Gag?
Speaker 2: Oh? What's up?
Speaker 1: Man says here that you're looking for ideas on how
Speaker 1: to propose to your girlfriend. I am interesting. What does
Speaker 1: she like?
Speaker 5: I mean, I think she's cute, she's very very smart.
Speaker 5: So she's in nursing school.
Speaker 1: But like, what is she not? Not? Not?
Speaker 8: Not?
Speaker 1: What is she like?
Speaker 9: What?
Speaker 8: What? What?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: Does what?
Speaker 2: Does she like?
Speaker 1: You have interests?
Speaker 2: Does she have hobbies?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 6: She likes traveling.
Speaker 5: She's actually traveling right now. She likes to go into
Speaker 5: the movies. She's like going to the beach.
Speaker 2: Where is she traveling? Two?
Speaker 10: Right now?
Speaker 5: She's on actually a cruise. Oh, I think like the
Speaker 5: Dominican or something.
Speaker 11: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Oh. But is she alone?
Speaker 5: No, she's with her family. She's with her mom and
Speaker 5: her sister.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, okay, cool, all right?
Speaker 1: What are you thinking?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 12: Man?
Speaker 2: I thought, you know what, It doesn't even matter what
Speaker 2: I thought. Uh, So you want to find a way
Speaker 2: to propose to her. Are you trying to do this
Speaker 2: anytime soon?
Speaker 5: Like probably from the next couple of months. Maybe I'm
Speaker 5: going to graduate college in December, and like she's already
Speaker 5: got a job lined up to when she graduates college,
Speaker 5: so it's kind of planned.
Speaker 2: Now, how long have you been together?
Speaker 5: The jeweler earlier this week and like I'm getting a
Speaker 5: ringmaid and stuff, so like sometimes, but how long we've
Speaker 5: been together?
Speaker 8: Five years?
Speaker 1: Damn, that's good.
Speaker 2: I've been in a relationship that long. So are you ready?
Speaker 2: Are you ready for that?
Speaker 9: Though?
Speaker 5: I mean I feel like I am. I mean, it's
Speaker 5: kind of one of those things I've known I was
Speaker 5: going to do. I was just kind of waiting until,
Speaker 5: like I have a job and I can support myself
Speaker 5: and shares the job, and like there's income and that
Speaker 5: kind of thing.
Speaker 2: M well, love is love, man, I mean, being financially
Speaker 2: stable is pretty good. You know, you need to be
Speaker 2: financially stable, you need to be able to provide. But
Speaker 2: at the same time, you know it's five years. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I feel like you guys know each other enough to
Speaker 2: strongly be like, yeah, I could be with this person forever,
Speaker 2: but it's you could get the ring made, but give
Speaker 2: us some time. I would I would suggest giving this
Speaker 2: some time, a little bit more time, because you know,
Speaker 2: you want to see how long y'all could stay together for,
Speaker 2: Like five years is good, but if she was, if
Speaker 2: she's there for the long haul, which it seems like
Speaker 2: she's not going anywhere, but things can change, I would
Speaker 2: just hold off for a second before you make any
Speaker 2: brash decisions or anything impulsive. Get the reenmade, don't tell her,
Speaker 2: and then when the time is right, you and your
Speaker 2: friend's family y'all plan it out to where she would
Speaker 2: not see it coming. But she's already in the long haul,
Speaker 2: and you know it because it's been like I don't know,
Speaker 2: like five more years, maybe maybe three more years, who knows.
Speaker 2: You know, eight years is a lot, you know, five years,
Speaker 2: there's still enough room, Like you guys know each other,
Speaker 2: but you never know, like what could be planning in
Speaker 2: her mind and your mind, and you don't want to
Speaker 2: jump the gun. Never jump the gun. You know.
Speaker 1: What do you think about all that? Ethan?
Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, that's something like I tried to be
Speaker 5: like too impulsive with stuff, Like I've definitely like kind
Speaker 5: of plan for it. I like to play things out,
Speaker 5: so like, you know, I was definitely.
Speaker 1: I agree with you, Denzel, I think. I mean, look,
Speaker 1: you're a young you're a young guy. Ethan, he's twenty twenty,
Speaker 1: he's twenty it says their age on the on the
Speaker 1: than oh he's twenty years on years old.
Speaker 2: Dude, you're not ready. Don't do it yet. I'm just
Speaker 2: telling you straight up, twenty shit, I'm twenty seven, bro,
Speaker 2: Come on, man, Like.
Speaker 1: I was sick, I feel like twenty you're still sort
Speaker 1: of I mean, how old is she is? She also twenty,
Speaker 1: she's twenty two. Oh she's old, twenty twenty two.
Speaker 2: You guys still got room to grow. Wait a minute,
Speaker 2: just wait, give it five more years to see how
Speaker 2: it plays out. But you know, you never know. Just
Speaker 2: see how it plays out first before you do anything else.
Speaker 2: You can take my advice.
Speaker 6: You made me not but you know it is ideas.
Speaker 5: I'm like, how logistically I should do it?
Speaker 6: Like what's uh?
Speaker 2: Don't even worry about that, man, Just I would say
Speaker 2: to propose to her, Yeah.
Speaker 5: Like I was like a big scheme, like in public
Speaker 5: or anything, but like, no, you gotta.
Speaker 2: Well here's the thing you gotta in order to propose,
Speaker 2: you gotta really know your woman. If you know your
Speaker 2: woman and she know you inside and out, you gotta
Speaker 2: hit her with everything that she didn't expect for you
Speaker 2: to listen to, and you just put it all on
Speaker 2: front street all together. You know what I'm saying. But
Speaker 2: that takes years sometimes interest change, you know. So it
Speaker 2: up to you to just listen, don't talk, just listen
Speaker 2: because women already think men don't listen as it is,
Speaker 2: So just listen, man, you'll be able to know what
Speaker 2: to do. I can't tell you what to do. I'm
Speaker 2: a fucking get let go.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm hmm. And those five years, those extra five
Speaker 1: years you're going to be spending. You got to keep
Speaker 1: a little list, You got to take little notes. And
Speaker 1: then the proposal, because I can tell you want to
Speaker 1: do something grand. You're a man of spectacle, Ethan. So
Speaker 1: I mean, take the next five years, do a slow game,
Speaker 1: really get to know her, and then you'll have a
Speaker 1: much better understanding of what she'll want in a proposal.
Speaker 1: So I'm I'm I'm with you, Denzel. I think I
Speaker 1: think you got to give you some time.
Speaker 2: Get shit.
Speaker 1: Ethan had any final words to say before we go,
Speaker 1: not really.
Speaker 5: Man, I got. I love the stream. I've been like
Speaker 5: beinging for like the past two or three months. I
Speaker 5: listen anytime I can't, and I enjoy it. I appreciate
Speaker 5: what you do.
Speaker 1: Beautiful. Thank you very much, Ethan, Thank you Eithan.
Speaker 2: Good kid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're natural, dude, I like them. Are you have
Speaker 1: you have your planning a proposal anytime? Sir?
Speaker 2: Nope? And if I was, why would I say it
Speaker 2: on a stream? Yeah? I thought that's Denzel. That's a
Speaker 2: Denzel question, not a geck O question. Next, Caler.
Speaker 1: Tanner, Hey man, what's up? Uh? Tanner? It says here
Speaker 1: that you're twenty five years old, you're from Connecticut. Uh,
Speaker 1: you just bought a sex doll today because you got
Speaker 1: out of an eight year relationship and you felt like
Speaker 1: you needed something to help you make sure you didn't
Speaker 1: make any mistakes. What do you mean by mistakes?
Speaker 2: First off, why are you boughting a sex doll?
Speaker 6: Dude?
Speaker 13: Why not?
Speaker 2: Dude?
Speaker 10: Why it better than buying a prostitute?
Speaker 2: Man? So you really? So let me ask you something.
Speaker 2: Where's your confidence levels at?
Speaker 10: My confidence level is probably at like a eight.
Speaker 2: At an eight, so you have a confidence level at
Speaker 2: like out of ten, Like, from one to ten, your
Speaker 2: confidence level is at eight. Yeah, and you're buying a
Speaker 2: sex doll.
Speaker 14: Off a house and stuff like I'm pretty comfortable, you.
Speaker 2: Know, but but you're buying a sex doll. I'm not
Speaker 2: judging you by any means of not judging you, But
Speaker 2: why buy a sex doll when you could just boss up?
Speaker 1: Tanner? Do you have a desire to go out into
Speaker 1: the world and meet actual human women?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 2: And why is that?
Speaker 15: I don't?
Speaker 10: I don't. I don't like people, man, Well, join the club.
Speaker 2: I don't like people either. I love what I do.
Speaker 2: I don't like people. But why buy sex doll?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 2: I understand they can't talk back. They do what they
Speaker 2: gotta do, and it's an actual, literal object, but it's
Speaker 2: not worth it, man, It fucking sucks.
Speaker 10: Why do you have one?
Speaker 2: Do I have one? Why would I have one?
Speaker 1: I'm well. When I was I've told this before, but
Speaker 1: when I was fourteen, I used to have sex with
Speaker 1: a can of pringles. I would put two sponges in
Speaker 1: the pringles, and then I would take like a rubber
Speaker 1: glove and I would put it in between the pringles
Speaker 1: and I would take the.
Speaker 2: Uh uh American.
Speaker 1: I mean it worked. I used it like a couple
Speaker 1: of times.
Speaker 2: All right, Wait is your name Tanner? Yeah? What's okay?
Speaker 2: So you want to buy sex doll because you don't
Speaker 2: want to meet women, You don't want to talk to women.
Speaker 2: You just don't want to be women.
Speaker 1: You just don't like Tenner. It's what I'm confused here
Speaker 1: because it says here, I just want to I'm confused
Speaker 1: because it says you got out of a relationship and
Speaker 1: you wanted to make sure you don't make any mistakes.
Speaker 1: What does that mean?
Speaker 2: Like, because if you want to make any mistakes, thatship
Speaker 2: come back. Huh.
Speaker 10: All right, so she broke up with me, right, so
Speaker 10: I just want to make sure because I just got
Speaker 10: out of rehab. Oh and we just had sex. It's
Speaker 10: the day I came back from rehab. And then she
Speaker 10: also had sex with me, like right when I on
Speaker 10: my birthday. So I don't want to make any mistakes
Speaker 10: with like other women and stuff because like girls come
Speaker 10: at me. So I still have that like little sexual desire. Wait,
Speaker 10: hold on, hold on, I think it would be a
Speaker 10: good idea for me to.
Speaker 2: Buya sex thom oh no, and just so.
Speaker 10: Like fuck that for the time being.
Speaker 2: No, noah, nah, I think I know what you're going through.
Speaker 2: Are you a sex addict? Oh?
Speaker 10: Probably, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Like what were what were you in rehab for? Oh?
Speaker 10: I was a raging alcoholic.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, and why did you okay, listen, what was
Speaker 2: the reason your ex girlfriend left you?
Speaker 10: Oh? Because I was a raging alcoholic?
Speaker 2: Huh, well that's the thing.
Speaker 10: Man would come home and just play video games and
Speaker 10: just get wasted and then go to bed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but what's the point of getting wasted? Man? You
Speaker 2: got How old are you, Tanner?
Speaker 10: I'm twenty six?
Speaker 2: All right, See you're born in ninety four, I mean
Speaker 2: ninety five, right. Are you turning twenty seven this year?
Speaker 2: Or you just turned twenty six?
Speaker 10: Huh yeah, I just turned twenty six?
Speaker 2: Well what day? When's your birthday?
Speaker 9: Uh?
Speaker 10: Dude, I'm not going to tell you my birthday?
Speaker 1: Okay, why don't you tell you? Why wasn't you tell
Speaker 1: your birthday?
Speaker 2: That's my birthday?
Speaker 10: That's not your birthday.
Speaker 2: February sixteen, nineteen ninety five. That is my birthday. No shit, no, no,
Speaker 2: no fucking way. We got a lot in common. If
Speaker 2: you don't believe me, google me right now. It's actually
Speaker 2: my birthday.
Speaker 4: I try.
Speaker 1: I just google it. It's your birthday. I feel like
Speaker 1: there's a deeper connection here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, Look look man, you don't have to buy sex. Dog.
Speaker 2: I go through shit too on the daily too. So
Speaker 2: there's a ship that I wish I could fix about myself.
Speaker 2: But we're talking about you tenor. It's not about me. Look,
Speaker 2: the main thing is we just got it.
Speaker 10: I guess I should just buy nah nah, don't buy it.
Speaker 2: No pocket puss. He just changed, man, change and adapt.
Speaker 10: Hey man, after eight years not having a jerk off,
Speaker 10: you're telling me.
Speaker 2: Hey, look man, I just had a conversation about not
Speaker 2: touching my penis. So it's okay, bro, It's literally okay.
Speaker 2: It's true. You did.
Speaker 1: Were telling us about how you were able to quit that.
Speaker 2: Bro, like not watching porn and not jacking off. Bro.
Speaker 2: Try that ship I did. I did a whole three
Speaker 2: months of not doing that ship. It was fired. I
Speaker 2: got to do ship that I never thought I was
Speaker 2: gonna do.
Speaker 1: I have heard it gives you some sort of like
Speaker 1: supernatural powers of some kind.
Speaker 10: Like a really sad please hmhm.
Speaker 8: Sit again, what's apply?
Speaker 2: I couldn't hear you can you repeat.
Speaker 10: It, Oh, I said, I guess I'm just like kind
Speaker 10: of an upset kind of set of mind.
Speaker 2: Look, man, you gotta channel, just channel whatever you're going
Speaker 2: through in the right things. What do you like to do?
Speaker 8: Hey?
Speaker 10: Man, all I'm saying is that if I buy this
Speaker 10: thing and I have it, and I can just fuck
Speaker 10: it at my house, I can work on myself a lot,
Speaker 10: and then I can.
Speaker 2: Think it works that way. I don't think it works
Speaker 2: that way. Just trying, just not drinking and just vibe.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure you probably, like you say, you're a
Speaker 2: raging alcoholic, And thank you for telling me that. Just
Speaker 2: try to. Yeah, and now you have another outlet. Is
Speaker 2: there any other outlets that you feel that would give
Speaker 2: you the same adrenaline rush? Yeah?
Speaker 10: Man, I play a lot of disc golf, he said.
Speaker 1: He plays a disc golf.
Speaker 2: Disc golf.
Speaker 1: Yeah, disc golf.
Speaker 2: Won't you just keep playing golf? Is that golf?
Speaker 1: Disc golf? It's like golf, but it's like frisbee You
Speaker 1: ever played frisbee golf? No, it's like they set up
Speaker 1: a little tanner what frisbee golf? You They like set
Speaker 1: up a little blagpole with a basket and you throw
Speaker 1: the frisbee in there. Yeah, and nothing about it involves
Speaker 1: jacking off.
Speaker 10: Yeah exactly.
Speaker 2: You ever tried, well, why don't you just and that
Speaker 2: gets your blood pumping right, yeah a little bit. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think the main thing.
Speaker 10: Is like regular golf.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's just it. It's just a dopamine. Man,
Speaker 2: you want you're chasing the dope being high with what
Speaker 2: you got going on. Man, And trust me, like everybody
Speaker 2: goes through it, alcoholics, sex addicts, drug addicts. It's all
Speaker 2: just chasing that high man. Okay, that's all it is.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 2: Its just once you control that and like learn how
Speaker 2: to like you know, empathize with most things and be
Speaker 2: able to see like, Okay, I do need to change
Speaker 2: my actions because it's not good for me. It's like
Speaker 2: this man, whatever doesn't work for you. Fucked that ship,
Speaker 2: and I know, I know it's easier said than done,
Speaker 2: but you could do it. I know you could do it.
Speaker 10: Tenner, Dude, I got this ship.
Speaker 2: You know you got this ship.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: You don't need to you don't need to fuck a
Speaker 2: doll man. Just clean yourself up, boss up, stay away
Speaker 2: from the alcohol. You got this ship. I'm telling you,
Speaker 2: you got this ship. I'm telling you, you know, because
Speaker 2: you don't want to have the same these same problems
Speaker 2: at thirty. Trust me, you don't.
Speaker 10: But you know what, like something, there's like a part
Speaker 10: of me that says, like, maybe it's just safer, just
Speaker 10: like funked the doll.
Speaker 1: Nah, it's not looking for safety security.
Speaker 2: But in order to grow, you need to be uncomfortable.
Speaker 5: There's no s or anything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but guess what, just like a Christmas present, treat
Speaker 2: your dick like a Christmas present, br and wrap that
Speaker 2: ship up.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm Tanner, Tanner, any any any final words before
Speaker 1: we go?
Speaker 10: Hey, man, these guys are legends. Just keep on supporting them.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much, Tanner.
Speaker 10: They're hilarious.
Speaker 1: Hey, have a good night, man. Good luck to you. Man.
Speaker 1: You know, it's, uh, it is very hard because I
Speaker 1: have I'm addicted to a billion things. Whatever we pouring
Speaker 1: sugar all that ship, and I've tried a billion times
Speaker 1: to like, uh, you know whatever workout more they quit
Speaker 1: the ship, and it's like it's hard to figure out
Speaker 1: how it's hard. It's hard to quit the ship.
Speaker 2: You kind of just gotta I remember, man, listen, you
Speaker 2: kind of just gotta set the ground rules of where
Speaker 2: your boundaries are. That's the first thing. If you know
Speaker 2: where your boundaries are, you straight you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Other than that, it's just like, where's your boundaries?
Speaker 6: Pimp?
Speaker 2: You know what? What can you really do? Tanner? It
Speaker 2: looked like he was like, I don't know, and so
Speaker 2: he's just kept talking to him and ship like that,
Speaker 2: and he was like, I don't want to tell you
Speaker 2: my birthday. He was like why not? He was like,
Speaker 2: then we found out we got the same birth Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's the ship up. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he started a little bit defensive, but I feel
Speaker 1: like it opened up a little bit more. I don't know,
Speaker 1: I feel like in a way, I hope at the
Speaker 1: end of it, he was, you know, felt motivated to,
Speaker 1: you know, at least try something, you know. But I
Speaker 1: don't know if you're like, do you believe like if
Speaker 1: you if someone is completely just happy, straight up fucking
Speaker 1: a sex doll, yeah.
Speaker 2: That's not it's not gonna go well pimp plus it.
Speaker 2: Have you seen the sex doll?
Speaker 1: I've never I've never personally I've only like the makeshift
Speaker 1: ones when I was fourteen, but never like an actual one.
Speaker 2: That shit looks it's terrible. It's plastic, all the types
Speaker 2: of shit, unless he's getting them new looking, those real
Speaker 2: looking ones.
Speaker 1: Those shits look crazy. Oh I'm sure this is a
Speaker 1: long term investment for Tanner. I'm sure he got one
Speaker 1: of the premium ones.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that you know, you just had a bitch
Speaker 2: in your closet, like, I don't know, Like this's just crazy.
Speaker 1: Hm hmm.
Speaker 8: Let's see.
Speaker 1: Let's see any of these an these pop outs here?
Speaker 2: Oh, man, start reading.
Speaker 1: Let's see. This is the one we talked about earlier.
Speaker 2: Here we go. Oh, ship, you might have to take
Speaker 2: over this one. I don't know. Oh, what's up?
Speaker 1: Mac?
Speaker 2: Mac?
Speaker 15: Yo?
Speaker 13: Hello?
Speaker 2: Wait wait, wha wha whoa whoa Wait is this Mac?
Speaker 1: This is Mac?
Speaker 2: This is Mac.
Speaker 1: This is Mac?
Speaker 2: Mac Mac Mac Mac Mac?
Speaker 4: You a chick?
Speaker 14: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh ship, Mac? What's up?
Speaker 8: Pimp?
Speaker 2: What's happening?
Speaker 1: Max says here you're looking to air out some drama
Speaker 1: about a narcissistic ex girlfriend you had, also says YouTube
Speaker 1: shared a sugar daddy shared.
Speaker 2: A sugar daddy, Come on, Mac, talk to him and Mac?
Speaker 2: What's up? Mac? Mac? Mac? Mac? Pimp? Pipping Mac? We
Speaker 2: can't I can't call you pipping Mac. Let's go all right, yo,
Speaker 2: Pippin Mac love it, Pippin Mac man, what the hell
Speaker 2: is going on? Tell me, tell me what's the juicy details?
Speaker 2: What it is?
Speaker 11: Oh my god, let me tell you.
Speaker 1: So we had a sugar daddy.
Speaker 16: We only dated for four months. Let me just say
Speaker 16: that two of those months we had a sugar daddy.
Speaker 16: We found him on seeking arrangement. We literally go once
Speaker 16: a week to his house for like an hour, make
Speaker 16: a thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: And leave mm one thousand dollars each or y'all just
Speaker 2: have to split it and y'all get five hundred.
Speaker 9: Oh eat.
Speaker 2: Oh, so he's baller, he's ballerballer and the deal was
Speaker 2: an all and void because she's a narcissistic bitch. Is
Speaker 2: that what you're trying to tell us?
Speaker 13: Yeah, well so she would.
Speaker 16: So she was trying to like convince me to spend
Speaker 16: that money that we would make on her, even though
Speaker 16: we're both bro g like college students.
Speaker 1: How would she try to convince you to spend the
Speaker 1: money on her?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: What would she ask you to buy? M?
Speaker 2: And shouldn't it work vice versa?
Speaker 13: She would.
Speaker 16: No, it was it was just a one way street.
Speaker 9: It was just all hers.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, what sign is she? She would just be like, oh,
Speaker 2: you know, what are you?
Speaker 1: We're doing the signs?
Speaker 2: What sign is she?
Speaker 16: She's a Virgo?
Speaker 2: Her cancer?
Speaker 16: Non?
Speaker 2: Oh I like you. I like cool. You've seen cool.
Speaker 2: I know y'all don't take no ship. But god, damn,
Speaker 2: but Virgos man, you know that.
Speaker 4: I do know.
Speaker 2: Virgos has always hit a miss for me.
Speaker 1: I know idea. You were so into astrology.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're perfection is at heart, you know.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's having a moment now astrology.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's definitely having a moment. But they supposed
Speaker 2: to go well ago the Capricorn, you know, are to
Speaker 2: be all right, listen, so you don't talk to this
Speaker 2: You don't talk to this girl no more.
Speaker 8: So.
Speaker 6: Oh god.
Speaker 16: We literally broke up at a pit Bull concert, which was.
Speaker 2: Three or five.
Speaker 17: I just do.
Speaker 16: That was my birthday present too, was going to the
Speaker 16: Pitbull concert and she was just not having it.
Speaker 11: You know.
Speaker 16: I was having too much fun with my little fish
Speaker 16: bowl drink that I had, and she was over it.
Speaker 16: And she literally made a huge scene in front of everyone,
Speaker 16: just like hyperventilating, crying, and was like just broke down.
Speaker 13: She threw up because she.
Speaker 16: Was crying so hard.
Speaker 1: What was what was going on with her? Why was
Speaker 1: she crying?
Speaker 16: She was just she's so that I was acting weird
Speaker 16: the entire day. I was just super anxious that we
Speaker 16: weren't going to make it to the concert on time.
Speaker 16: So it was just on edge. I was the one
Speaker 16: that was driving us. We lived about like an hour
Speaker 16: and away from the venue, so I was stressed about time.
Speaker 6: We also had some.
Speaker 16: Drugs on us, so I was worried we were going
Speaker 16: to get caught with them and we're going into the
Speaker 16: venue because I was the one carrying them. Because God
Speaker 16: forbid she did anything.
Speaker 1: So when's the last time that you talked to this person?
Speaker 2: Get this?
Speaker 16: So, my two best friends actually worked with her and
Speaker 16: see her every day, and she we haven't talked for
Speaker 16: I want to say, four months, so about the same
Speaker 16: time that we were like dating, and she's still She
Speaker 16: goes up to my best friends, who she knows are
Speaker 16: my best friends of like ten years, and we'll talk
Speaker 16: shit about me. Well spect them to be on her side.
Speaker 2: Well here is man, let's lay it all down on
Speaker 2: the table. Okay, So you said it's a one way street.
Speaker 2: With her because she don't want to pay for shit,
Speaker 2: because she don't want to pay for shit, but she
Speaker 2: wants you to pay for everything. Right, that's the dilemma, right,
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay. I've been in these situations where it's
Speaker 2: like a one way street. Here's how it is. Soon
Speaker 2: as you cut somebody off, you gotta understand you enabled
Speaker 2: them already. So were you already paying for her with
Speaker 2: certain things until it got to that point? Yeah?
Speaker 16: I was already.
Speaker 2: Well there you go. You're fucking enabled. You're enabled. You're
Speaker 2: enabled her. Now she's spoiled. So now you cut her off.
Speaker 2: Now you are bitch. So you calling because she's narcissistic,
Speaker 2: which is true, but she has to understand like, hey, man,
Speaker 2: if I'm giving you five hundred, pay me back five
Speaker 2: hundred please. But most people don't think like that. They
Speaker 2: just think you already got it, even though they got
Speaker 2: money in they pocket. They don't want to spend their money,
Speaker 2: but they want to spend your money. Here's the thing.
Speaker 2: Leave the bitch alone. Fuck that, Just leave alone. You know,
Speaker 2: you save money that way, you don't have less friends.
Speaker 2: People suck, and we all suck sometimes homo intended and
Speaker 2: there we go, what.
Speaker 1: Do you think about this mac?
Speaker 16: That's why I'm not question.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't talk to her. If she blocked you, cool,
Speaker 2: live your best life, man, go to twenty thousand pit
Speaker 2: Bull concerts. Who gives a shit? At least you know
Speaker 2: you don't got to take an extra motherfucker.
Speaker 1: That's true, exactly. So now, okay, so you've you've moved
Speaker 1: past your relationship with this girl. But let me ask you.
Speaker 1: Are you now as a solopreneur going back out into
Speaker 1: the sugar daddy scene and trying to find another guy
Speaker 1: to pay some bills? Oh?
Speaker 16: I already got one lined up?
Speaker 2: Oh shit?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Oh man, are you giving us your real name? Pippin Mack?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: Okay, cool. I like that. At least people don't know
Speaker 2: who you actually are, because if they do, then they
Speaker 2: know the game. So keep it keep it tight, Pipping back,
Speaker 2: keep it tight.
Speaker 1: Thanks for calling Pipping Mack.
Speaker 2: Oh I like Pipper Mack.
Speaker 1: Yeah she was cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you do you have any friends who do sugar
Speaker 1: sugar baby sugar addy stuff?
Speaker 2: Now that I can tell you, pimp. Anyway, let's go,
Speaker 2: all right.
Speaker 1: What's do Nick? Nick? Is everything? Okay? You're listening to
Speaker 1: very tranquil music. Oh, Nick, Nick, do I favor? I'm
Speaker 1: on the speakerphone right now. Speaker Okay, guys, you take Yeah,
Speaker 1: there we go, There we go. Next says here says here.
Speaker 1: You just moved across the country by yourself. You want
Speaker 1: to know if we ever feel like, you know, resetting
Speaker 1: our lives or just dipping. What made you want to
Speaker 1: move across the country by yourself?
Speaker 17: Nick, Honestly I couldn't. Can you hear me?
Speaker 2: Can he?
Speaker 17: Sorry? Technical difficulties on that part. You know, I lived
Speaker 17: in Texas, was born in Louisiana, and then I lived
Speaker 17: there for like fifteen years. I just wanted to see
Speaker 17: different part of the United States, and I moved to Indiana.
Speaker 17: M it was a mistake.
Speaker 10: It's cold.
Speaker 2: Uh you moved to Indiana? Yeah, hmm, so you move
Speaker 2: so you're down south? Boy, I'm pretty you know you're
Speaker 2: from Texas Louisiana. Yeah, sure, it's somewhat right next to
Speaker 2: each other.
Speaker 17: Lived there for like seven years, and then I moved
Speaker 17: to Houston, m But.
Speaker 1: You're not describing this as a typical just just moving location.
Speaker 1: You're saying out here that you are this is an
Speaker 1: attempt to reset your life. Is that is that correct?
Speaker 9: Okay?
Speaker 17: Yeah, that plays into it.
Speaker 2: I mean, like, but why Indiana.
Speaker 17: Hey, I'm not going to school and I'm.
Speaker 2: Sorry, but why Indiana?
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 17: So, like when I said I moved across the country
Speaker 17: by myself, I kind of I didn't move by myself.
Speaker 17: I moved with my friends who got a job up here.
Speaker 17: And so the thing is, there's no real reason that
Speaker 17: I moved up here specifically. I just wanted to get
Speaker 17: out of Texas.
Speaker 2: M Well, that's good. Yeah, I'm from Miami, dude, you know.
Speaker 2: And I moved from South Florida all the way to
Speaker 2: Los Angeles because me and my ex wasn't seeing eut
Speaker 2: of eye, Me and my family wasn't getting along. But
Speaker 2: I love my family. They love me too. We all together.
Speaker 2: But like you know, I moved out here just the
Speaker 2: better myself. So you're doing the same thing. And the
Speaker 2: transition is always gonna be hard, you know, It's always
Speaker 2: gonna be hard transition into a place that you're familiar
Speaker 2: with to something that you're not familiar with. And it's
Speaker 2: just where's your tribe? You got your friend, Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: one person, but where's your where's your tribe? Mm?
Speaker 8: Hmm.
Speaker 17: Yeah, that's that's that's what I'm saying. Because I've had,
Speaker 17: like most of my friends, I've known for a long time,
Speaker 17: but you know, I already know they're gonna be in
Speaker 17: my life for a while. So I'm gonna try and
Speaker 17: meet some new people, try and make you know, different connections.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, yeah, man, Like you said, you're you're out here,
Speaker 1: the better yourself, I always tell people. So I think that, like,
Speaker 1: the more you can move around, the more colorful of
Speaker 1: your life gets. You know, you're taking on challenge intentionally
Speaker 1: to try to better yourself. I think it's going to do.
Speaker 2: And moving away from a place that's super comfortable is
Speaker 2: the first step. You already did the first steps. You're
Speaker 2: staying in Indiana. I can't tell you what Indiana's like.
Speaker 2: Only you could tell me. You said it's cold. It's
Speaker 2: fucking cold. So it's just like you just you just
Speaker 2: gotta you definitely just gotta, you know, just roll with
Speaker 2: it and either way it go. If you're uncomfortable right now,
Speaker 2: that feeling is going to pass at some point. All
Speaker 2: feelings do, good feelings, bad feelings, They all pass as
Speaker 2: long as you're alive. Well, and you could do what
Speaker 2: you gotta do. What is something that you really want
Speaker 2: to do since you're not going to school.
Speaker 17: Oh that's a good question. So, like what you said
Speaker 17: about like those feelings are gonna pass, I realized that
Speaker 17: at some point, like happiness is just another emotions, but
Speaker 17: like it's not really, it doesn't really, it's not useful
Speaker 17: to focus on that. It's like focusing on being happy
Speaker 17: is the end rather than the means. And I realized
Speaker 17: that a little bit late. But right now I just
Speaker 17: want like a job that's sustainable and then also pursue
Speaker 17: like what I like to do in my free time.
Speaker 2: What is it that you like to do in your
Speaker 2: free time?
Speaker 8: Though?
Speaker 17: I like playing piano, I like music.
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you feel like this move has given you
Speaker 1: a greater opportunity to pursue those things?
Speaker 15: Oh?
Speaker 17: No, I mean there's no fucking musicians in Indiana. I
Speaker 17: mean it helped me get like space kind of get
Speaker 17: it clear head.
Speaker 2: I mean that's good. So what's the next move. Obviously
Speaker 2: you can get a job, and you could save up
Speaker 2: and you could go to the place where you might
Speaker 2: find musicians like that. But in the meantime, do you
Speaker 2: why don't you just try you know, settle with a
Speaker 2: job and take what you're pursuing, what your hobby is seriously,
Speaker 2: because you know, long as you having fun with it,
Speaker 2: you're not gonna have fun with a regular job. But
Speaker 2: everybody got to have a job and do something. That's
Speaker 2: how everything moves, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, what is your what is your gig?
Speaker 2: Did he did?
Speaker 1: Did he say already what he does for? What do
Speaker 1: you do for your gig? Right now?
Speaker 2: He hasn't told us what do you do?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 6: Right now?
Speaker 9: Well?
Speaker 17: I had I just I'm like working entry level jobs.
Speaker 17: I had two jobs. My last day was actually yesterday.
Speaker 17: At one of them, I worked at a grocery store,
Speaker 17: and then right now I work as a cook at
Speaker 17: a restaurant.
Speaker 1: Okay, nice, are you? Are you enjoying those those gigs?
Speaker 4: Are?
Speaker 8: They?
Speaker 1: Are they providing you with with purpose and with you know,
Speaker 1: all the sort of things that you sound like you're
Speaker 1: looking for on this on this adventure out to a
Speaker 1: new place.
Speaker 17: I mean my job not really, It's like it's like
Speaker 17: I said, it's more just for sustainability so I can
Speaker 17: pay my bills and ship and then all the other
Speaker 17: stuff that I really like to do. I want to do.
Speaker 17: I can focus on that on the side. But the
Speaker 17: first shot, like the grocery store. It's funny you said
Speaker 17: that because I was actually pushing cards And there's that
Speaker 17: one line and one of Denzel's songs. I don't remember
Speaker 17: what it is. It's from Unlocked, like trying to put
Speaker 17: your shopping cards.
Speaker 2: Oh you got that from take it back? Yeah, I
Speaker 2: don't want to push a shopping cart. You know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying. Now, Some jobs most yeah, some jobs are cool,
Speaker 2: some jobs are mediocre, and some jobs are just terrible,
Speaker 2: and some jobs just suck just to be at, you know.
Speaker 5: But yeah, that's that's like.
Speaker 2: But in order to succeed, bro, you gotta, like, you
Speaker 2: gotta roll with that ship, you know. Like, sure, you
Speaker 2: got a ninety five job that you don't ninety two
Speaker 2: to five job that you don't like, you know, but
Speaker 2: whatever it is that you're passionate about, dump your time
Speaker 2: into that too, because if you don't like, this corporation
Speaker 2: we call America is gonna suck the life out of you.
Speaker 1: And it's also like it's never I feel like it's
Speaker 1: never been easier to pursue and like monetize your passion
Speaker 1: than it is right now.
Speaker 2: Because most people don't have the knowledge to do so.
Speaker 1: But everyone has the access because everyone has the phone
Speaker 1: and everyone gets post to TikTok and Instagram.
Speaker 2: And all that shit. Yeah, but getting people to listen
Speaker 2: very high.
Speaker 1: It's very smart.
Speaker 2: But it's all about finding your tribe with people because
Speaker 2: you never know who's in Indiana. You just gotta go
Speaker 2: out there and look like you know how to play
Speaker 2: the piano. Yeah a little, I mean a little.
Speaker 17: I've been playing since middle school, but I like playing piano.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I could tell you ways you could get
Speaker 2: money off of gigs and doing what you do. You
Speaker 2: could just start playing in churches and bars really just yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you're telling us that there's not a
Speaker 1: lot of musicians in Indiana, I almost felt that's a
Speaker 1: good thing. You're gonna dominate the market over there, playing
Speaker 1: in churches and bars.
Speaker 2: And exactly if you could just dominate. They was like, Oh,
Speaker 2: we need a piano player at this church at this
Speaker 2: time on this day. All right, cool. Oh now you
Speaker 2: need to play a funeral, Okay, I could do this. Okay,
Speaker 2: you need to play another church, okay, cool. Oh you
Speaker 2: need to play this bar at night because our pianist
Speaker 2: got sick. Oh I could do that. You just gotta
Speaker 2: fill that gap and then next thing, you know.
Speaker 1: You're the go to guy India.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're the piano man. Then you could take that
Speaker 2: talent and go somewhere else and do the same shit.
Speaker 1: That's true. You do you feel fired up? Right now?
Speaker 1: Do you feel inspire to become the piano man of Indiana?
Speaker 2: And it doesn't have to stop there. I feel very far.
Speaker 17: I mean, all all the things y'all are saying is
Speaker 17: like what I've been thinking about recently, So I appreciate it.
Speaker 2: But the one thing, you know, what you need though,
Speaker 2: The one thing you need is belief on your side.
Speaker 2: You need faith, whatever that basis, whatever you believe in,
Speaker 2: you know, go with that, go with whatever is wherever
Speaker 2: it's telling you to go. You went to Indiana because
Speaker 2: it is what it is. But now you got to
Speaker 2: see what the purpose is. Many everybody has one and
Speaker 2: things happen for a reason.
Speaker 5: Like.
Speaker 17: I and I agree with that, Like nobody can tell
Speaker 17: you what you need to do. As controversial as Kanye
Speaker 17: West is, like he had the mindset, like I watched
Speaker 17: that that documentary and h he has like you could see,
Speaker 17: he believed in himself and he was like nobody could
Speaker 17: tell him he was wrong in his head. And I
Speaker 17: mean we know now, like with his music, how that
Speaker 17: played out.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 1: Listen, Nick, Nick, good luck to you. We hope to
Speaker 1: be seeing you on the charts soon.
Speaker 2: You will be will be confident regardless of what it is.
Speaker 2: Just be confident, your best.
Speaker 1: Take care of Nick. So let me ask you have
Speaker 1: you were you? Were you always a confident guy?
Speaker 8: A while?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh oh it's up, Tim, Tim, the chat is
Speaker 1: and saying that the caller audio.
Speaker 15: Is kind of low.
Speaker 1: Oh what Christine? Can we turn it up a tiny bit?
Speaker 2: Turn shipped up? What's her name?
Speaker 1: Christine?
Speaker 2: Christine? Sorry, Christine, thank you for leting me that.
Speaker 14: Tim, Christine, you have the.
Speaker 8: Problem, Christine.
Speaker 1: That's Tim, he's doing the call screening.
Speaker 2: Oh, Timothy, he's a good guy, good old Tim.
Speaker 1: Yep, Just Tim, Were you confident? Were you always confident?
Speaker 12: Guy?
Speaker 1: Was that something you had to like put active effort
Speaker 1: into building.
Speaker 2: Active effort in the building. But I was already confident
Speaker 2: as it is. When I first started rapping. I was like, yeah, man,
Speaker 2: I'm the motherfucker best. You know what I'm saying? And
Speaker 2: then I just had to prove that ship, and I
Speaker 2: still got to prove that ship to this day.
Speaker 1: Do you feel like people who are so because they're like,
Speaker 1: there's sort of a you're sort of naturally born with
Speaker 1: a level of confidence, right? Do you feel like people
Speaker 1: can uh go from being naturally like pretty shy to
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, yeah, just yeah.
Speaker 2: You just gotta unlock it. No pun intended.
Speaker 1: But other than that, yeah, done there Anything on this
Speaker 1: list look look particularly interesting to you, I think in particular,
Speaker 1: scroll down with Todd to get out of two breakups.
Speaker 2: Oh that's a good one, but Mike, Okay.
Speaker 1: Dex has some irrational fears. That's kind of interesting.
Speaker 2: M Yeah, that one's kind of gangst.
Speaker 1: Which one I talk to? Talk to Dex? Dex just weird?
Speaker 2: Yeah, h Des.
Speaker 13: Okay, I'm sure I'm gonna I'm driving, so let.
Speaker 18: Me pull off the road. Des des Dex appears to
Speaker 18: be a lady. We don't know that we can ask, yeah,
Speaker 18: what if the non binary they could be.
Speaker 2: Dex.
Speaker 1: Are you still driving in your car or are you
Speaker 1: in a place where we can talk to you on
Speaker 1: the phone without minimum interruption?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 13: Give me like thirty seconds.
Speaker 2: Do we even have thirty seconds.
Speaker 1: Maw dex dex. You want to get dex. We'll come
Speaker 1: back to you. We'll come back to you. All right,
Speaker 1: we're gonna come back to driving.
Speaker 2: We're gonna We're.
Speaker 1: Gonna come back to that. Let's talk to Todd.
Speaker 2: Todd. Oh god, damn it.
Speaker 1: Todd, Todd. Are you also in a Are you also
Speaker 1: in a?
Speaker 2: Todd? What are you doing with Todd?
Speaker 6: I'm chilling.
Speaker 2: You're chilling Todd? Sorry, speaker, Okay, what you're doing?
Speaker 12: I was just chilling today, to be honest, I'm just
Speaker 12: shipping on some whiskey, you know, enjoying the night.
Speaker 2: Are you touching yourself top?
Speaker 1: How's your guys this night?
Speaker 2: No, we're good. We're good.
Speaker 10: No no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2: Not okay, okay good. This is the way you sounded like,
Speaker 2: just got some whiskey, chilling.
Speaker 14: I was just oh no, no, I just sat down
Speaker 14: down man.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, you cool? Oh cool. I know that was
Speaker 2: the sus question, but I had to ask.
Speaker 1: Todd. It says here that you recently got out of
Speaker 1: two breakups, one with a pregnant woman. It says that
Speaker 1: you were dating both of them at the same time.
Speaker 1: What's going on? Here Tom.
Speaker 2: Oh, and the baby is not yours. I was about
Speaker 2: to say, is the baby were raised?
Speaker 4: Some?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: What is it? What is it? Marie?
Speaker 2: No, the baby's not yours?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 12: Mary, what baby is not mine?
Speaker 2: You're married?
Speaker 12: No? I am not man?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no.
Speaker 12: The girl's name is married.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, the girl's name is Mary. And you're cheating
Speaker 2: on your girl with this girl? Or is this a
Speaker 2: pimping situations going on? Like and you're smashing a pregnant
Speaker 2: lady like a weird three way like?
Speaker 12: All right, man, I'm willing to admit my fault.
Speaker 2: It's okay, we all haven't.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 12: I was a relationship on and off with this one
Speaker 12: woman named Krystal for like eight years. And I don't know,
Speaker 12: I just it was during the beginning of the pandemic.
Speaker 12: You know, I kind of got selfish. I did itselfish,
Speaker 12: not even kind of.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And.
Speaker 12: I went after this girl that I've known since high school.
Speaker 2: They married and.
Speaker 12: We kicked it off pretty good, you know, I mean
Speaker 12: started off as friends though, you know, I mean I
Speaker 12: we're into the same thing. You know, the flame is burning,
Speaker 12: you know, I did the dog.
Speaker 2: Thing, you know, and you cheated on your girl who
Speaker 2: you've been on and off with for eight years. Yes,
Speaker 2: and that means you guys are currently together right now. No,
Speaker 2: we broke up because you found out or was this.
Speaker 8: What is it?
Speaker 2: Did she find out?
Speaker 13: Oh?
Speaker 1: No, she broke up. No, she broke up with me.
Speaker 12: I broke up with her to be with the lady,
Speaker 12: the pregnant lady.
Speaker 2: And the pregnant lady doesn't want to be with you,
Speaker 2: or she wants to be with you.
Speaker 12: She did want to be with me, you know, if
Speaker 12: we want to be a family.
Speaker 17: But it was just toxic.
Speaker 12: It start off toxic and.
Speaker 2: It's d it very toxic. So here's what I would do.
Speaker 2: Pimp you already. This is a chance for you to
Speaker 2: have a clean slate, you know what I mean. You're
Speaker 2: not dating one and the other one you wasn't supposed
Speaker 2: to be fucking with from the beginning. So one has
Speaker 2: a baby, one doesn't have a baby. Those not your
Speaker 2: two only options, man, they never were. There's multiple options,
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying. One has a baby on
Speaker 2: the way from a man that you possibly don't want
Speaker 2: to deal with, and then you have one that you
Speaker 2: was on and all for eight years and it's off
Speaker 2: right now. It's either you gotta tell yourself, hey, I'm
Speaker 2: in it all the way, or you not. You can't
Speaker 2: play hopscotch with the pussy.
Speaker 8: You can't do it.
Speaker 2: You see that you're in or you out?
Speaker 1: Do you do you have a do you have problems
Speaker 1: committing to things?
Speaker 12: Todd not anymore? You know, I will commit everything right now,
Speaker 12: you know. I mean she kicked me out, you know,
Speaker 12: well I have to kick you out. Yeah, the pregnant
Speaker 12: one kicking out Like I was willing to make it work.
Speaker 2: You know, but what did you do? Come on, we men,
Speaker 2: you can talk to us. Well, actually we're Gecko. We're
Speaker 2: male geck geck guys.
Speaker 12: All right, So it kind of it kind of connects
Speaker 12: to the first woman. So I didn't tell my parents
Speaker 12: about this other other woman at all, you know, and
Speaker 12: now that she's pregnant, but now that I know that
Speaker 12: it's not my child, So I feel like that was
Speaker 12: even like a bigger like not challenged, but I guess,
Speaker 12: like I guess more of a big like I had
Speaker 12: a responsibility that I'm going to be taking off like
Speaker 12: if I were you know, I wanted to be in
Speaker 12: the family, be in a relationship with her.
Speaker 2: Okay, So, Todd, did you think it was your baby
Speaker 2: when you were with her?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 9: At first?
Speaker 12: Yeah, but then I was like one out of three.
Speaker 2: And then it ticks you off that the woman revealed
Speaker 2: that it wasn't your baby, it was somebody else's.
Speaker 12: I knew that it wasn't mine earlier, you know, uh,
Speaker 12: like when I when she told me she was kind
Speaker 12: of thought it was mine, and then Ulcerstown came wasn't mine.
Speaker 12: The timeline didn't match up, you know, and I still said,
Speaker 12: you know, fuck it, I love you.
Speaker 2: And she kicked you out on I'm sorry and she
Speaker 2: kicked you out.
Speaker 10: No, yeah, she did.
Speaker 1: Kick me out. Okay. So so where are you staying
Speaker 1: right now?
Speaker 2: What's that?
Speaker 1: Where are you staying right now? You like you got
Speaker 1: a place you stand with your parents.
Speaker 6: I'm going on the.
Speaker 12: Toxic to be at this time, I'm staying right now
Speaker 12: and a little little town in Phoenix, Arizona.
Speaker 1: Okay, well listen, Todd, I don't know, man, I feel like, uh,
Speaker 1: is now the time for you to like, I don't
Speaker 1: know what's what's what's next for you?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 1: Uh, if if if you're having all these issues in
Speaker 1: your dating and personal life, Like, are you gonna go
Speaker 1: out and try to find, you know, another woman to
Speaker 1: be with or are you going to start to focus
Speaker 1: a little bit more inward here, because I feel like
Speaker 1: that might be the more sustainable solution.
Speaker 12: Oh, I'm definitely working on myself.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 12: Like when she kicked me out, Yeah, she told me
Speaker 12: my stuff was going to be out on the outside.
Speaker 12: I was ready to be like, all right, this is
Speaker 12: this is a new start. I'm ready to take this on.
Speaker 2: Hey, man, listen, gotta be uncomfortable to grow. Man, this
Speaker 2: is a life lesson. When certain things reveal itself, it's
Speaker 2: showing your actions and the consequences of them. So be
Speaker 2: mindful in practice mindfulness next time you do engage with
Speaker 2: a woman. You know what I'm saying. You have a mother?
Speaker 2: You have do you have a sister?
Speaker 12: You're right, man. You know I doesn't bother me like
Speaker 12: you know this whole time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know it's supposed to bother you. Man, when
Speaker 2: that happens, you just take that opportunity to grow, and
Speaker 2: that way you will never make that mistake again. And
Speaker 2: if you do, you will get burned again.
Speaker 12: I hope all the everyone else listening that's doing it
Speaker 12: making a toxic situation learns from my situation.
Speaker 1: Thank you for sharing, Todd, Thank you, Todd.
Speaker 12: You guys have.
Speaker 2: Off.
Speaker 1: Man, No, no, I thought he I thought we were done.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean he has to say goodbye, like, what
Speaker 2: are you just gonna do? Just hang up?
Speaker 1: Well I started on. Uh, sometimes that I'll do. I
Speaker 1: think that their goodbye will like I'll time it so
Speaker 1: that it goes like right after the good vibe. It's
Speaker 1: something that's that time it wrong.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it was obviously delayed. I would have just
Speaker 2: waited until you say, hey, you guys have a good one.
Speaker 2: We just cut them in off. That's bullshit.
Speaker 1: Well we got the idea of what he was saying.
Speaker 2: No, that's some bullshit. Supposed to be nice to the man.
Speaker 1: Hey, how are you feeling being a guy? I thought
Speaker 1: I would check in with you?
Speaker 2: Huh. I actually like this ship.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I like talking to people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, weird, it's nice. Yeah, it's nice. And it's it's
Speaker 1: always nice to bring another person in here, because sometimes
Speaker 1: you know, am I.
Speaker 2: Doing so much? No?
Speaker 1: No, you're doing great? Sure?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Positive?
Speaker 2: Yeah you're lying to me.
Speaker 1: No, not line to you don't know. I bring in
Speaker 1: guests so that they can lie.
Speaker 2: Are you lying to me?
Speaker 14: No?
Speaker 1: I would never let you.
Speaker 2: Better not be lying to me. I will find you.
Speaker 1: Do you trust me?
Speaker 2: Are you lying to me? Lying?
Speaker 1: Not lying to you?
Speaker 2: Don't trust nobody?
Speaker 1: Do you trust anybody? Denzel Curry doesn't trust anybody? You're lying,
Speaker 1: You're lying. You have people you trusted, of course, right,
Speaker 1: so you're lying to me?
Speaker 2: Oh fuck that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're lying to me. I'm not lying to you.
Speaker 2: But I'm not Denzel. I'm a fucking gecko.
Speaker 1: I'm a I could lie. Okay, you as a gecko?
Speaker 1: Are you lying?
Speaker 2: Noko?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Exactly fucking right, Decho dude. Fuck fuck ship batch fuck yeah,
Speaker 2: fuck stupid ship.
Speaker 1: Fuck AJ?
Speaker 9: Hello?
Speaker 10: Hello, how are you doing?
Speaker 8: A j?
Speaker 2: Why we got so many girls with do names? Is
Speaker 2: A not the only one that noticed this ship?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 2: What the chat look like? Can we see the chat?
Speaker 1: We can look at the chat.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna ask you chat.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, aj Aj, We'll get to you in a second.
Speaker 1: Were having checked with the chat?
Speaker 2: Am I tripping? Or is it so many girls with
Speaker 2: du names?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Didnt we just have a guy named Dex and it
Speaker 2: turned out to be a chick? I swear? Are you
Speaker 2: not bin nary a J? Are you a they? Are you? They?
Speaker 16: I have a baby?
Speaker 1: Damn dude, you have good daydare.
Speaker 2: I had the acts? Fuck a J? What is your
Speaker 2: real name? AJ? Are you a junior? You're not a junior?
Speaker 2: But your name is a J? What it stands for?
Speaker 2: What's your real name is? Oh? My god? So it's
Speaker 2: like both of you guys, Like, what the fuck is
Speaker 2: going on?
Speaker 8: I couldn't you rap?
Speaker 2: Do you rap?
Speaker 17: AJ?
Speaker 1: HEJ says here that you need inspiration with your art.
Speaker 1: You paint, you draw your tattoo, but uh, it says
Speaker 1: you're looking to get back into it now what caused
Speaker 1: you to slide out of it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? AJ, I don't know.
Speaker 16: I work a lot.
Speaker 1: That is a lot.
Speaker 16: I don't have a space to do art. I don't
Speaker 16: think really, I'm trying to make.
Speaker 6: A space for it.
Speaker 2: You don't have a space to do art?
Speaker 3: Yeah, like someone likes sit down and relax and I
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 2: Is everything okay at home? AJ?
Speaker 16: Freaking out? I did not hear that.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry? Is everything okay at home?
Speaker 6: A J?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Dan?
Speaker 2: Why why you can't draw?
Speaker 5: Home?
Speaker 2: AJ? I don't know. I don't got a desk you
Speaker 2: don't have a desk. You don't have a desk, So
Speaker 2: a desk gonna stop you from drawing? AJ?
Speaker 16: Yeah, Oh, I guess I'll let it.
Speaker 2: Said that one more time. I couldn't hear you. I'm sorry.
Speaker 16: I said, I guess I will let it.
Speaker 1: What do you think about that letting it?
Speaker 2: Said?
Speaker 1: She guess? She said, she said she'll let it.
Speaker 2: She'll let it.
Speaker 1: Let let What you said? You said, you're just gonna
Speaker 1: let a desk stop you from drawing? And they said, yes.
Speaker 2: Well, AJ, I'm gonna tell you like this, Why AJ,
Speaker 2: why would you let it? You know how much talent
Speaker 2: you got in that little finger alone, just by drawing.
Speaker 2: You say, you draw, you paint and you use a
Speaker 2: tattoo gun, and you just gonna let it happen. AJ, Listen,
Speaker 2: I draw. I don't tattoo, but I draw my ass off.
Speaker 2: I was drawing before I was making music. That was
Speaker 2: Denzel Curry talking. Now. You can't just let not having
Speaker 2: a desk stop you from drawing. You got so many
Speaker 2: things that you could use as a surface. And if
Speaker 2: you want inspiration, you just gotta experience, just live your life. Learn.
Speaker 1: Do you do you have any ideas for her of
Speaker 1: like some examples of some surfaces she could possibly use
Speaker 1: instead of a desk.
Speaker 2: No, you could use a wall. You could use a
Speaker 2: fucking canvas you could use You could put the canvas
Speaker 2: on the wall and just go hand with it. You know,
Speaker 2: you could go buy a composition book and just drawing
Speaker 2: that shit and just doodle all day. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: You don't have to be Pablo Picasso. You know, there's
Speaker 2: the wall.
Speaker 1: Do you have any books you can use the book to?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: Well, what do you got? You got carpets, hardwood floors.
Speaker 1: If you got carpets, I understand the reservation of the carpets,
Speaker 1: but yeah, the walls, you have hardwood floors? What do
Speaker 1: you what do you floors look like?
Speaker 2: Aj?
Speaker 16: Their carpet is? I live in an apartment. I don't
Speaker 16: think I can like fuck this shit up. It'll be
Speaker 16: pretty bad.
Speaker 2: Okay, you can't fuck up the walls in your apartment,
Speaker 2: but you could fuck up a canvas that you put
Speaker 2: on the wall in your apartment.
Speaker 13: That's true.
Speaker 16: You guys are very balanced. All that you're saying, where
Speaker 16: does the motivation come from?
Speaker 2: Though? You gotta live your life. You just gotta experience, man,
Speaker 2: just live. Sometimes you don't have to make art. You
Speaker 2: could just go out and just live your regular life
Speaker 2: and then something boom is gonna hit you, not like
Speaker 2: a truck or nothing, because I don't want you to die.
Speaker 2: But I'm just saying, inspiration could come from anywhere. You
Speaker 2: get what I'm saying. It could come from the littlest thing,
Speaker 2: you know, So you just gotta go out there, live
Speaker 2: your life, live your best life. Doesn't matter what you do.
Speaker 2: You go to a movie and be like, oh shit,
Speaker 2: now it all makes sense, and then next thing, you know,
Speaker 2: you're like drawing your ass off. You could watch one
Speaker 2: thing and be like, oh shit, man, I could do that.
Speaker 2: It could be completely trash and you could just be like,
Speaker 2: why the fuck did they put that in there? I
Speaker 2: could make something better, and then you just do that.
Speaker 11: No exactly what you think are artists?
Speaker 2: Do call?
Speaker 1: What sorts of things gave you? Okay, so you said
Speaker 1: that you kind of like like fell off of your routine,
Speaker 1: but you at one point did have a routine when
Speaker 1: you did. What sorts of things that you remember from
Speaker 1: that time period were giving you motivation?
Speaker 15: Cool?
Speaker 14: Definitely school.
Speaker 1: What did you say, well, I don't.
Speaker 14: Want to do school.
Speaker 16: It was school that gave me motivation.
Speaker 1: It was school to give you Okay, so you were
Speaker 1: they were like, oh, you have to get this drawing done.
Speaker 1: What did you go to art school? Are we talking
Speaker 1: high school?
Speaker 2: I went to art school. Got kicked out though high school.
Speaker 6: I didn't.
Speaker 5: I dropped out of college.
Speaker 2: Well, college a't for everybody. So it is what it is.
Speaker 2: People would have a degree just to push a shopping
Speaker 2: car at Walmart, like, you know, unless you're going there
Speaker 2: to actually be something like a doctor, lawyer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm dealing with that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like you know, that's cool, but it's like, what
Speaker 2: can you really you know, a degree would get you
Speaker 2: certain places and do certain things if you're doing a
Speaker 2: certain type of thing. Going to the school what you're
Speaker 2: going for. Like if you just like I'm going to
Speaker 2: go to school to be a lawyer, yeah, then go
Speaker 2: to school, like cause you definitely need school to be
Speaker 2: a lawyer. I'm going to school to be a doctor, Like, yeah, like,
Speaker 2: go to school to be a doctor. I'm going to
Speaker 2: school to be an artist. No way I could teach
Speaker 2: you how to express yourself.
Speaker 1: I'm totally with you on the original thing that you
Speaker 1: were saying. Where it's like you got to go out
Speaker 1: into the world or like go to a movie and
Speaker 1: like see shitty art, shitty things, because then you look
Speaker 1: at it and you'll be like, I can do something
Speaker 1: better than that. Exactly, the bar is very low.
Speaker 2: Plus art reflects life and life reflects art. It's just
Speaker 2: an imitation, that's all it is. It works hand in hand.
Speaker 2: Some people look at art like, for instance, what was
Speaker 2: that movie that made that guy want to kill a president?
Speaker 2: It was what Jodie Foster or something. It was it
Speaker 2: Taxi was nod that wasn't maturing a candidate. I think
Speaker 2: it was Taxi or something. I think the movie with
Speaker 2: Robert Downe with Robert done well, fucking Robert de Niro.
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, you know that piece of art made
Speaker 2: some random guy want to kill a fucking president. Like
Speaker 2: it's so weird. But you got ship that just happens
Speaker 2: like that, And then you got movies that like make
Speaker 2: people want to do certain things. You know what I'm saying,
Speaker 2: And you look at that and you're just like, damn,
Speaker 2: that inspired me to do this.
Speaker 1: You know that could be you. You could right now
Speaker 1: put a piece of canvas up against the wall, make
Speaker 1: a Duodle put it on Instagram and have it convinced
Speaker 1: somebody to kill the president.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but don't kill the president because you know they'll
Speaker 2: be knocking at my front door for even planting a
Speaker 2: fucking idea. And I'm well in this case, after I
Speaker 2: get this makeup off of black No, we're not getting
Speaker 2: you in trouble. We're just saying, express yourself.
Speaker 1: Listen, aj express yourself, don't threaten any political figures, and
Speaker 1: draw something right now. You've I can. I can hear
Speaker 1: it in your voice.
Speaker 2: You're thinking it. What's the point of thinking? Just do
Speaker 2: that ship or don't do it right now?
Speaker 1: As soon as we hang up, put a thing against
Speaker 1: the canvas, draw things. Any final words before we go
Speaker 1: a JA.
Speaker 16: Yeah, Lyle, I had to tell you that I had
Speaker 16: to listen to a stream one time when you guys
Speaker 16: were talking about bakers. It was with you had a
Speaker 16: guest on the show.
Speaker 3: And I was literally working out with a bakery job
Speaker 3: and I was like, that's me. I'm literally just a
Speaker 3: fucking baker working by fucking ass off.
Speaker 2: That's art.
Speaker 6: That is art.
Speaker 2: That's fucking art.
Speaker 1: You're making art. You don't even realize it.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm so make that fucking art girl and stop
Speaker 2: bullshitting me.
Speaker 1: Having a night a jab.
Speaker 8: Thank you you guys too.
Speaker 2: Now you can hang up.
Speaker 1: Okay, you know what. Thanks. I'm learning. I'm learning the rhythm.
Speaker 2: Bat I told you. See you gotta wait.
Speaker 1: I gotta wait. I gotta wait because I like, Look,
Speaker 1: I'm not I feel bad and hear the man when
Speaker 1: I can.
Speaker 2: These guys think we're rude if we just hang up?
Speaker 2: Was like, God that those decko those gecko guys for dicks,
Speaker 2: because they hung up on me and I tried to
Speaker 2: think about it.
Speaker 1: You can't please everyone.
Speaker 2: You're right, there's motherfuckers. I don't like me and I
Speaker 2: don't like the ass either.
Speaker 1: Fuck them. Yeah, so look, you can't please that. Like
Speaker 1: so sometimes, Look it is inevitable we're taking I'm taking
Speaker 1: hundreds and hundreds of calls at the whole course of this.
Speaker 1: Some people are gonna get off the phone and they're
Speaker 1: not They're gonna be like kind of disappointed or upset.
Speaker 1: But I accept that. You know, Let's see what we got,
Speaker 1: See what we got.
Speaker 2: We already get. Man, should we go back to decks?
Speaker 2: She's afraid of whales.
Speaker 1: Let's let's go back to deck.
Speaker 2: She's not driving anymore. I'm pretty sure she's not driving it.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, hold on, hold on, wait really quick, real quick,
Speaker 1: quick quick, hold on, hold on deck. Oh wait wait
Speaker 1: hold on? Yeah, Tim? Hell okay, Tim, was there something
Speaker 1: you wanted to tell me?
Speaker 15: Oh no, no, I was just fixing an audio thing
Speaker 15: on my don't don't worry about it.
Speaker 1: All right, let's talk to decks. Let's find out decks.
Speaker 2: Decks.
Speaker 13: I'm still here.
Speaker 1: Are you in a car?
Speaker 13: Yes, but I'm not moving.
Speaker 1: You're in a parked car? Okay? That that that that
Speaker 1: works for us?
Speaker 2: Decks. Are you somewhere safe decks?
Speaker 10: Yes?
Speaker 2: Okay, but how we know that? Yeah? You could be lying?
Speaker 2: But are you lying to me?
Speaker 14: I'm not.
Speaker 2: Hannah.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: Dex. Is your name short for Dexter or is it
Speaker 2: something else?
Speaker 13: I just go by dex. It's not my legal name.
Speaker 2: Then what's your legal name, dex? We're on a first
Speaker 2: name basis. I'm Denzel. He's loud. De Are you Dex?
Speaker 3: I like to believe I am.
Speaker 1: Do you like being Dex?
Speaker 13: I think so.
Speaker 2: Are you afraid of whales?
Speaker 13: DECKX not the whale itself?
Speaker 11: Mm hmm alive?
Speaker 1: Are you afraid are there any other animals that it
Speaker 1: would trouble you to be swallowed alive by them? Or
Speaker 1: just particularly whales?
Speaker 2: Just a whale, I think, just wales. So do you
Speaker 2: have a phobia of wales?
Speaker 13: No, not at all. They're nice creatures. I just don't
Speaker 13: want to be eaten live by like swallowed a whole well,
Speaker 13: live well dex.
Speaker 2: You know, in order to be swallowed alive whole by whale,
Speaker 2: you got to be somewhere where the whales be, and
Speaker 2: that's in the middle of the ocean, and usually we
Speaker 2: just go to beaches and that's just a shore.
Speaker 13: Haven't you ever been well watching?
Speaker 2: Nope? Why would I watch whale?
Speaker 1: You said, haven't you ever been whale watching? Like that's
Speaker 1: a common thing for people to do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I think horses are majestic, But I don't
Speaker 2: watch horses.
Speaker 14: Horses.
Speaker 2: I guess, are you crying.
Speaker 14: Now?
Speaker 13: I'm not crying.
Speaker 2: Are you happy right now?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 13: If I'm being honest, no, But for the sake of conversations, sure.
Speaker 2: Well, don't lie about your emotions. Well, hater, I.
Speaker 13: Love whales as long as they don't eat meat.
Speaker 2: They're not gonna eat you if unless you're not in
Speaker 2: the middle of the ocean and looking like a snack?
Speaker 2: Are you a snack?
Speaker 13: Decks, But don't you want to ride one?
Speaker 2: Why would I want to ride away? If it could fly?
Speaker 13: Can you just imagine it?
Speaker 2: Can you imagine not being swallowed by a well? Because
Speaker 2: that would be the end of your problems.
Speaker 13: It's just there's people that have been fooled by whales.
Speaker 2: But those people who are probably doing something stupid.
Speaker 13: Yeah, well, I mean they're visiting the whales.
Speaker 1: Do you do you have plans to go into the
Speaker 1: ocean anytimes? Anytime at all in the near future, for far.
Speaker 13: Future, deep into the ocean?
Speaker 2: Probably not see then you're not going to get swallowed
Speaker 2: by well.
Speaker 1: Now, do you have any plans to go into the
Speaker 1: forest or into the jungle, or into a farm, or
Speaker 1: into anywhere else where there might be some some presence
Speaker 1: of animals or aliens or aliens, not.
Speaker 13: That I know of, but I don't have a fear
Speaker 13: of other animals.
Speaker 2: Where are you from? Where are you from?
Speaker 13: Decks, California?
Speaker 2: Huh, so you're definitely not going to a forest anytime.
Speaker 1: But there's a lot of beaches in California. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: all you gotta do is stay away from the coast
Speaker 1: and they should be fine. Well, or how do you
Speaker 1: know if you've never been swallowed alive by a whale before,
Speaker 1: how do you know that you don't like it?
Speaker 2: Who would like being swallowed by wet?
Speaker 1: I don't know. But if you've never done it before,
Speaker 1: how do you don't know what the experience is?
Speaker 2: Who will likes being swallowed by.
Speaker 1: I don't know, But if you've never done it before,
Speaker 1: how would you know what the experience is like?
Speaker 2: In the hell?
Speaker 8: Who?
Speaker 2: So you're telling me I can't hate I can hate
Speaker 2: on it easily because I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die
Speaker 2: one day.
Speaker 1: But okay, I know you're gonna die. But like, what
Speaker 1: if it's not What if you know how like like
Speaker 1: people have like the weighted blankets so that they're they
Speaker 1: like feeling like sort.
Speaker 2: Of No, I don't want to be digested.
Speaker 1: That's it kind of feels like like a massage of
Speaker 1: some kind. What if it does feel good?
Speaker 2: Why would I want to What? First off, I don't
Speaker 2: want to be in a whale mouth, blowhole, asshole. I
Speaker 2: don't want to be swallowed by well in no way,
Speaker 2: shape or form.
Speaker 1: Right, Why But I'm just saying you've never but you haven't.
Speaker 2: I've never been. If I'm here, I've never been swallowed
Speaker 2: by way?
Speaker 1: Exactly? How do you know that? It's not? It couldn't.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's fun.
Speaker 2: How do you know this? I don't are you're saying
Speaker 2: what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Maybe have you been swallowed by swallowed?
Speaker 2: Well? Have you been swallowed by whale?
Speaker 13: I'm not yet.
Speaker 2: Okay, God damn it. None of us have been swallowed
Speaker 2: by a well.
Speaker 1: So how do any of us know what it's like?
Speaker 2: Why would I want to be swallowed by whale? That's like, hey, dude,
Speaker 2: do you want to like fucking jump into volcano and
Speaker 2: fucking swimming? It's nice about everybody like that. He's like,
Speaker 2: you're just asking for a horrible death. I don't want
Speaker 2: to be digested period.
Speaker 1: What if there's a way you could do it but
Speaker 1: not die? No, you didn't try it.
Speaker 7: Try it.
Speaker 1: If there was like a someone like crafted a machine
Speaker 1: that you get into it and it it as simulates
Speaker 1: the experience of getting eaten by whale, you can know
Speaker 1: what it's like.
Speaker 2: Why would I want to know what that's like? Because
Speaker 2: I don't know. Why would I be In the first off,
Speaker 2: I'm a fucking gecko. I'm in a fucking forest slash
Speaker 2: jungle ship. Why how the fuck would I want to
Speaker 2: be in the middle of an ocean with a motherfucking
Speaker 2: well trying to swallow me? What the fuck is wrong that?
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna know, Dex. I'm sorry, but your fear
Speaker 2: is pretty fucking rational. I don't want to be eating
Speaker 2: by a fucking well point white period.
Speaker 5: Are you?
Speaker 1: Why are you a guy who's open to unique life experiences.
Speaker 2: I'm open to most things, but eating by well no? Yeah, sorry, sorry, I'm.
Speaker 13: Sorry, Dex. Like, if I could experience it in a safe.
Speaker 1: Environment, if you could experience it a set, if she
Speaker 1: could experience it in a safe environment somehow, and then
Speaker 1: let's say, I know, let's say she does it and
Speaker 1: then she is like, oh, you know what, that Wasn't
Speaker 1: that fucking bad? And then she's cured forever. But you
Speaker 1: just gotta do it once and then you care forever.
Speaker 2: So it's a machine that does it.
Speaker 1: The machine.
Speaker 2: No, I just want to die in my bed asleep
Speaker 2: at ninety nine years old.
Speaker 1: How do you know that? Why do you know that's
Speaker 1: not worse than getting swallowed by well well shit at
Speaker 1: least I'm sleep. How do you know that being asleep
Speaker 1: does it somehow make it more painful? We don't know.
Speaker 2: No, it doesn't, because I'm just gonna keep dreaming. You
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 1: You don't know anything about how.
Speaker 2: If everything just go out black boom, and they'd be like, oh, dude,
Speaker 2: you're dead. Cool, I didn't feel shit. Do I know
Speaker 2: it's painful? Nah? I'll probably just think of sleep aroundsis
Speaker 2: I don't know, Dex.
Speaker 1: How do you want to die?
Speaker 13: Oh, it's a tough one.
Speaker 2: See, there's you go think about death.
Speaker 6: We all do not by will preferably story.
Speaker 1: Well, you wouldn't be around to tell it.
Speaker 2: Sorry.
Speaker 13: I get peacefully when I'm super old and don't want
Speaker 13: to live anymore.
Speaker 1: See she wants to die old?
Speaker 2: Yeah, old as fuck ninety nine?
Speaker 1: Like have fun with that, you know?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I can have fun with that. At least I
Speaker 2: see my kids, my grandkids, I seen everybody. Yeah. I
Speaker 2: don't want to be to the point.
Speaker 1: Where I feel you don't give me, give me an age,
Speaker 1: I said, ninety ninety nine.
Speaker 2: At least look Betty White lived that long. Fuck it.
Speaker 2: I want to see some ship.
Speaker 1: I feel like from ninety to ninety nine. How much
Speaker 1: How much adventuring are you really doing?
Speaker 2: I'm doing a lot of adventuring. I'm just gonna rerumin
Speaker 2: this by my old days seeing all my friends die off,
Speaker 2: and gonna be like, I'm gonna see you, motherfucker, Like
Speaker 2: you know that's gonna be me. That's gonna be like yeah.
Speaker 2: And then as soon as Green Rep would be like,
Speaker 2: all right, come on this, I'm gonna be like about time.
Speaker 1: What about you? Dex give us an age? What do
Speaker 1: you thank you? You're also doing ninety nine?
Speaker 2: I'm not myself like, see I feel her if I
Speaker 2: can't make it to the bathroom, what's the point?
Speaker 1: Okay, listen before me, I have I have one final
Speaker 1: question for but you and the caller.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like, if I got to wear a fucking diaper,
Speaker 2: like I ain't gonna.
Speaker 1: Just sit down, tell me tell me this, tell me this.
Speaker 1: Would you would you rather die right now or live forever?
Speaker 2: See? I got a lot of ship to do right now.
Speaker 2: But living forever sucks because that's a lot of time.
Speaker 2: Because first off, because first off, you're gonna watch all
Speaker 2: your friends die and you didn't ask for eternal youth.
Speaker 2: You ask for eternal life. That means you're oldest, fucking
Speaker 2: decrepit and you can't see everything else you're wishing, you
Speaker 2: would die. So if that's the choice, God forbid, knock
Speaker 2: on wood that I don't die now, but.
Speaker 1: I wout choose to die now in the Gecko suit.
Speaker 2: Not in the Gecko suit.
Speaker 1: You don't right now. You would have to die right now.
Speaker 2: It depends how I die. How am I gonna die?
Speaker 1: There's nothing nothing, no, I mean, you got.
Speaker 2: This, you have seen final destination. It'd be awesome. Ship Like, ah,
Speaker 2: motherfucker died just.
Speaker 1: Now, it would just be kind of like awkward if
Speaker 1: it came down.
Speaker 2: But if we just die right now, everybody like, I'm
Speaker 2: just gonna be like damn, like damn, can't do shit
Speaker 2: about it. Then died together, the three of us. Actually
Speaker 2: you would have been over there. We wouldn't even see
Speaker 2: You would probably be ghosts or something. If anything, I
Speaker 2: want to like, if I was to die, I want
Speaker 2: to come back as a blue ghost like Obi wan Kenobi.
Speaker 2: Like at least let me be a blue ghost or
Speaker 2: some ship and be like, if you strike me down,
Speaker 2: I would become more powerful than you could ever imagine,
Speaker 2: you know, what I'm saying, like, oh, fucking just tear
Speaker 2: up some ship hunt people?
Speaker 1: Did oh you hop people you would want to like
Speaker 1: be a like make bookcases fall down and ship man.
Speaker 2: That's kind of weak. I don't want to be the
Speaker 2: bookcase nigga.
Speaker 9: I don't.
Speaker 2: I just want to be the motherfucker that just hunts people. Dex,
Speaker 2: you feel me? No, okay, fuck you anyway? Oh oh
Speaker 2: oh you feel me? I'm so sorry, Delay, I was
Speaker 2: so sorry there.
Speaker 1: I thought I thought you were vegetable to the delay, Denzel.
Speaker 2: That's everybody, it does. But you hung up on somebody.
Speaker 2: That's all right.
Speaker 1: We both got one. We're even now, we're even, we're
Speaker 1: geck going.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Dex, I didn't mean to say friend. I thought
Speaker 2: you was ignoring me. See she's doing it again.
Speaker 1: You're good, Oh, Dex is or anything else you want
Speaker 1: to say before before we go?
Speaker 13: No, I think that's everything. Hopefully we don't get slawed
Speaker 13: by wells. They're spontaneously combusted right now.
Speaker 2: Oh we don't. No, No, we're not going to do that.
Speaker 2: There's nobody spontaneously combusting right now.
Speaker 1: Hey, having a night, Dex, been a good guys.
Speaker 2: Bye, Let's see what the live talking about. Let's see what.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's check in with the chat.
Speaker 2: Let's check in with the chat. What's up?
Speaker 1: Oh? But god man, damn, we got seventeen hundred folks
Speaker 1: in there. We're chilling, seventeen hundred. Kah.
Speaker 2: I love you guys too, you guys. Fucking yep, fucking awesome.
Speaker 1: Oh, we had some interesting We have some interesting stuff
Speaker 1: in here.
Speaker 2: Now I'm an art piece.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 11: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2: Tell Madonna, I said him.
Speaker 1: Let's see. Someone said, Denzel, I wish you were my dad.
Speaker 2: Dude, how was your dad? I would disown you. Fuck
Speaker 2: you bro. Now I'll just kid it out of love you.
Speaker 1: Someone said they're gonna start saying pimp because of this
Speaker 1: new fella. Can we change the back ground now? I
Speaker 1: like the sky.
Speaker 2: I like the sky, like the beast the sky because
Speaker 2: we're riding high.
Speaker 1: I've always said the best I do the forest, I
Speaker 1: do outer space, but I like that the sky is
Speaker 1: always I feel like where we get the best streams.
Speaker 2: Yes, we do. It's the sky. We're riding high.
Speaker 1: We're riding high in the sky.
Speaker 2: Look at my lips, they're green and dry.
Speaker 1: Your puppet.
Speaker 2: If you like what i'm wrapping. Please reply in the
Speaker 2: group chat as I say, okay, green from my head
Speaker 2: all the way to my ball. Matter matter of fact,
Speaker 2: I got green drawns. Hey, everybody they call me, get go, y'all.
Speaker 2: As a matter of fact, can we get the next call?
Speaker 9: Yes?
Speaker 1: Service?
Speaker 2: Anybody's looking at me. I'm getting all these calls because
Speaker 2: I'm spilling all the tea. I'm looking at you. What
Speaker 2: you're looking at that? I got this whole suit on it,
Speaker 2: and I got a pee. Tell me what you're looking folk,
Speaker 2: Tell me what it is? Therapy music in the background,
Speaker 2: looking like, just see where I'm going with that? See
Speaker 2: my balls are green and fat? Someone record that?
Speaker 1: What do you call that?
Speaker 2: One? Yo? I call that next caller?
Speaker 1: Do you actually have to be you know? I don't know.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say.
Speaker 1: I usually take at least one pee break every you.
Speaker 2: Asked me, did I really have the pee? I don't.
Speaker 2: But guess what my favorite tea is? Green tea. I'll
Speaker 2: bitch like, let's do it all right?
Speaker 1: Interesting, interesting, let's see here, let's see here.
Speaker 2: Oh well, my namemate, Denzel bitches ter real.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmmmmmm, all right, I'm gonna give you. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: give us some options here we have. I'm gonna give
Speaker 1: you three options. Muffin Man wants advice on how to
Speaker 1: be more upfront about saying no to people. Is that
Speaker 1: something you're good at?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, ship?
Speaker 1: Fuck it's muffing Man. Hey, muffin Man, name muffing Man.
Speaker 1: Howdy gets distracting?
Speaker 2: Did you just say howdy?
Speaker 13: Uh?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Sorry? Are you from Texas?
Speaker 14: No? Where are you from Washington State?
Speaker 2: Oh? Ship?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: Fuck yeah dude, ship fuck ship? Yeah totally. Fuck. Are
Speaker 1: you high right now?
Speaker 2: What's that?
Speaker 1: Are you high right now?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 2: Because my ball's alone.
Speaker 1: Do you consider your side? Yeah, we're we're earlier.
Speaker 2: We're fair. Yeah, we're very delayed.
Speaker 1: We're well versed in DELAYEDE delayedge.
Speaker 14: Have you turned the street?
Speaker 1: Muffin man? Do you consider yourself a trustworthy person? Person? Guy?
Speaker 1: Are you a part of what? How do you identify?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 14: Yeah, I'm pretty trustworthy.
Speaker 2: How we know that?
Speaker 14: Yeah, tell me a secret.
Speaker 2: I can't you know why because we're on the live stream.
Speaker 2: Everybody's gonna know the fucking secret. You may could be trustworthy,
Speaker 2: but the secret's out. Dude. Fuck, am I going to
Speaker 2: take what I'm going to say, man, but we're actually
Speaker 2: here to talk to you. So you were having trouble
Speaker 2: about saying no to people.
Speaker 14: Yeah, people ask me to do things and I want
Speaker 14: I just sometimes it's really hard to say no to people.
Speaker 14: I called him last night because I had like a
Speaker 14: more specific question because I was kind of human. I
Speaker 14: normally put geck onto like you know, relax and uh, yeah,
Speaker 14: I just wanted to. I guess gave advice on how
Speaker 14: to be more upfront with telling people like no, I
Speaker 14: can't do something to be To.
Speaker 2: Be honest, you just got to be straight up man,
Speaker 2: no fear, no, and you got to really assess, like
Speaker 2: what have they done for you? I mean, don't be
Speaker 2: like what have they done for you? It's good to
Speaker 2: like help people, but people who take advantage of that.
Speaker 2: So when they ask for too much, then you say no,
Speaker 2: and to be upfront with you, there's no better way
Speaker 2: to say it than to just say it to their face. No,
Speaker 2: I'm doing it right now.
Speaker 1: No, Well, tell us more about I mean, what's underneath
Speaker 1: the fear are you? Are you afraid of how people
Speaker 1: will react to you? Are you uncomfortable in dealing with
Speaker 1: people being upset at you? Like what's underneath this fear
Speaker 1: of saying now?
Speaker 2: Or are you just afraid of not being liked?
Speaker 1: Are you afraid of not being liked?
Speaker 14: It's a bit of both, or it's no, it's well,
Speaker 14: it's like it's not yeah not being like that. I say, yeah, sure,
Speaker 14: But also it's just I have this like, uh, I'd
Speaker 14: like to help people. Like when people ask me to
Speaker 14: do stuff, I always like I wanted, you know, I
Speaker 14: guess to do it. But then as I'm doing it,
Speaker 14: I realized, why the fuck did I say I would
Speaker 14: do this? I should have said no?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: Give me an example of that.
Speaker 2: What is this?
Speaker 1: What is something that you agreed to do that you
Speaker 1: later were like, why didn't I just say no? Why
Speaker 1: did I agree to do this?
Speaker 14: And it's kind of like a specific thing I got
Speaker 14: like a hobby where I make like pool cues and
Speaker 14: like it's you know, it's the art stream.
Speaker 5: People see that.
Speaker 14: And they're like, oh, could you you know, do this,
Speaker 14: you know this little side project thing, you know, help
Speaker 14: me make this, uh this little I don't know, this
Speaker 14: little trinket, And I think like, yeah, I could, I
Speaker 14: could do that, and it's it's like it's almost like
Speaker 14: they asked if I could do something, It's like, yes,
Speaker 14: I can, But then I realized, like, I really don't
Speaker 14: want to do this thing for them?
Speaker 2: Wait, all right, can I ask you something? Yeah? Are
Speaker 2: they paying you for this?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 14: Sometimes I sometimes, like I was saying yesterday, when I call,
Speaker 14: sometimes well like that's I got another question that goes
Speaker 14: along with that, And I'm glad you kind of asked that.
Speaker 14: When people like when people ask like, well, how much
Speaker 14: should I pay you? I never even know what to
Speaker 14: say to that. I don't know what the words is
Speaker 14: to the quality of stuff I do?
Speaker 2: Well, how much are you worth? When it comes down
Speaker 2: to your talents, sir?
Speaker 14: I feel like I'm not very talented, to be honest
Speaker 14: with you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, some bullshit because people are coming to you for
Speaker 2: something exactly. So you're you're talented.
Speaker 1: You have objective proof of your talents. If you were untalented,
Speaker 1: people would not ask you to ever do anything exactly.
Speaker 2: So you should capitalize off that because we do live
Speaker 2: in America. I hate capitalists, but in this situation where
Speaker 2: it's hard to say no, you can't say yes, but
Speaker 2: that yes comes with a fee, and if they don't
Speaker 2: have that, then it's a no, what tell us about the.
Speaker 1: Pol the pool q market. How much does like if
Speaker 1: I wanted to buy a nice puel pool pool queue
Speaker 1: off of Amazon or fucking Dick's Sporting Goods whatever it is,
Speaker 1: what is what does a pool queue go for on
Speaker 1: the market standard?
Speaker 14: Uh, from like a Dick Sporting Goods or you know,
Speaker 14: like a generic one, they go for like thirty thirty
Speaker 14: to fifty bucks. I'd probably say, but they're you know,
Speaker 14: that's a cheap, really really cheap.
Speaker 1: One charge double that charge one hundred dollars.
Speaker 14: Okay, yeah, I mean with the poolque stuff, I charged more, but.
Speaker 1: Like, oh you charge more? Wait okay, wait, so you
Speaker 1: say you charge more, So this is something that you
Speaker 1: have charged people money for it before.
Speaker 14: So yeah, for like the poolsue stuff. Yeah, that's like
Speaker 14: a side hustle thing I do. You know, that's like
Speaker 14: my little small business. It's fun. But then people come
Speaker 14: to me with like other oddball things like this. This
Speaker 14: guy wanted me to make these uh see.
Speaker 10: And see engraved brass little name tag things.
Speaker 14: And it's like he asked like, oh, could you do this?
Speaker 14: And I say, yeah, I can do that because I'm
Speaker 14: capable of doing it. But then once I start working
Speaker 14: on it, I start realizing I can do this, but
Speaker 14: I don't want to do this. I don't like making
Speaker 14: things for other people like I guess just like when
Speaker 14: the hobby turns into like a job, you know, it
Speaker 14: stops being fun. So I don't know how to see.
Speaker 2: Well, what is a thing that makes it fun? It should?
Speaker 2: You should. I think your main thing is you should
Speaker 2: make it fun. Just creating, doesn't matter what it is,
Speaker 2: just create the shit, you know.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 14: I'm starting to feel like this is a stupid question
Speaker 14: now that I'm like saying it out loud.
Speaker 1: No, it's not a stupid question. Not a stupid question.
Speaker 1: Some ass answers, listen, But muffin man, I want we
Speaker 1: want you to know something. You are a You are talented,
Speaker 1: You are worth at least one hundred dollars, if not more.
Speaker 1: And you put love and care and time into everything
Speaker 1: you do, and you deserve to have that love, care
Speaker 1: and time delivered back to you in the form of
Speaker 1: United States currency, or it's something of equal offer. Maybe
Speaker 1: you give cards to like game Stop or something. I
Speaker 1: don't know. If you like games, bed, Bath and Beyond,
Speaker 1: Bath and body works, and gets yourself some soaps. Just
Speaker 1: something something for you, Muffin Man, tell us, now, all right,
Speaker 1: will you agree to start charging people for your talents?
Speaker 1: Although I'm pretty sure there was a part in the
Speaker 1: call where uth fulis that you did, but which contradicts
Speaker 1: sort of everything we've been saying.
Speaker 14: But no, I know, I guess I have like a
Speaker 14: main thing, Like people find out about me through like
Speaker 14: my little side hustle, but then they always come to
Speaker 14: me with like this specialty things. And that's where I
Speaker 14: just it's hard to say no to people because, like one,
Speaker 14: it's like a small business. I'm trying to you know,
Speaker 14: continue it and grow it. But then I get these
Speaker 14: goofy little projects that I don't I don't want to
Speaker 14: be doing.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I'll google little projects, pay the bills.
Speaker 14: You're right, I know, got I know, Muffin Man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a legend and we believe in you.
Speaker 10: Thank you.
Speaker 14: I appreciate hearing that.
Speaker 1: Have a the rest of the night.
Speaker 6: You took.
Speaker 1: You ever play pool?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Not that good at it, but pretty good at it.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm pretty I'm pretty terrible at it.
Speaker 2: I'm a ping pong person.
Speaker 1: You're a ping pong person a ping punk person. Hey good, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm pretty good at that. Not that good at that,
Speaker 1: So you're not good?
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 1: I feel like there's more money in making custom ping
Speaker 1: pong paddles than there is and making pool cues.
Speaker 2: Oh that guy makes pool cues. He does, that's his job.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's what he told us. He's an anonymous
Speaker 1: stranger on the phone. He could be completely fabricated. Every
Speaker 1: single person that we're talking to tonight could be completely
Speaker 1: and utterly fabricating what they're saying. But do we have
Speaker 1: more to gain by accepting them all at face value
Speaker 1: and questioning absolutely nothing, or by questioning absolutely everything. I
Speaker 1: operate under the idea that we have more to gain
Speaker 1: questioning nothing, taking everything at face value. So that's what
Speaker 1: we do.
Speaker 16: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I just talked to a guy who had the same
Speaker 2: birthday as me. Fucking weird, but it's okay.
Speaker 1: Do you like your birthday?
Speaker 2: I love my birthday. We got the best people on
Speaker 2: my birthday.
Speaker 1: Yeah, did you have a did you have a nice birthday?
Speaker 2: Yeah? By Fiasco was born on my birthday. He's born
Speaker 2: on my birthday. The weekends born on my birthday. Conways
Speaker 2: born on my birthday.
Speaker 1: What's the what's the best birthday chicks from?
Speaker 2: I am? I don't know what.
Speaker 1: Him?
Speaker 2: Yeah, one of those chicks is born on my birthday.
Speaker 2: Mahasha Ala is born on my birthday. Who's that the
Speaker 2: guy who's about to pay play Blade now?
Speaker 1: Oh? And he's a like, oh he seems cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: What's what's the best present you ever gott on your birthday?
Speaker 2: I don't know, friends, friends, friends, just gathered around.
Speaker 1: I guess that's sweet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty sweet love. It wasn't a president, that's just present.
Speaker 1: Bionicles, bionicles, bionicles. Did you fuck with bionicles?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: They were like yeah, do they still make bionicles?
Speaker 2: I don't think so. They used to have a game
Speaker 2: on Xbox that was pretty tight too, Remember how you
Speaker 2: use the custom and just changed man asking ship. Okay,
Speaker 2: look we're getting too much out of charl Let's check
Speaker 2: the chat. Let's see what's on the chat? Shut what's
Speaker 2: on the fucking shot?
Speaker 1: Let's see. I'm yo, who did Denzel's face paint? I
Speaker 1: m a oh, he needs another layer of green paint.
Speaker 1: I think I think whoever did it did a pretty
Speaker 1: good job.
Speaker 2: How about it was you? It was this guy?
Speaker 1: I think whoever it was, I think they did good enough.
Speaker 1: Denzel Curry Gecko freestyle.
Speaker 2: They want me to do it again for my little
Speaker 2: twitch friends see a lot of dogs, I'll call my
Speaker 2: bitch friends.
Speaker 1: That was pretty good.
Speaker 2: That was pretty good.
Speaker 1: That was good. That was a good switch up. Let's
Speaker 1: see here.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 1: Someone said, Denzel, don't read this please.
Speaker 2: Oh but they want me to read it. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: read it anyway because my name is and I'm conceited.
Speaker 2: What am I? Steve char Steve I was trying to say,
Speaker 2: Steve Wonder and Ray Charles.
Speaker 1: Denzel, how is being on the show show and now
Speaker 1: being on Gets show?
Speaker 2: I'm not Denzel, I'm a fucking gecko.
Speaker 1: Damn get wrecked. Uh. Someone said, Denzel, send me your
Speaker 1: leftover dukie. Do you have leftover dookie or like I
Speaker 1: feel like you take all?
Speaker 2: I had a leftover dookie? Why would I send it
Speaker 2: to you? Well, you want to just go over there
Speaker 2: and smell my poop?
Speaker 1: See that was good. Say, I thought you were gonna
Speaker 1: hyme something with dookie, but you said you rhymed something
Speaker 1: with you exactly. That's good.
Speaker 2: That's how you gotta do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like you Uh, you subverted my expectations.
Speaker 2: They don't know what the hell is happening.
Speaker 1: Uh, let's see here. What else do they say? Ooh,
Speaker 1: someonetimes whales don't swallow you, they'll spit you out. Uh so.
Speaker 2: I guess they will.
Speaker 1: Let's say, let's look at one more. Someone said they're
Speaker 1: jacking off to this part. We did. We looked at
Speaker 1: one Mole'll take ca kay hm hm hm hm hm hmm.
Speaker 2: Well wait, wait.
Speaker 1: What about waughing?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 1: Hold on?
Speaker 2: If someone just want to spill beingsle.
Speaker 7: Laughing, then wait a minute, wait a minute, mm hmm.
Speaker 6: Hmmm.
Speaker 1: I'm looking around here, suck to Maddie, Maddie, Hello, Maddie.
Speaker 1: It's says here you were eaten by coyotes, almost eating
Speaker 1: by coyotes, almost eating by coyotes. And by the way,
Speaker 1: I know what you're gonna say. You're gonna be like
Speaker 1: if she was eating by coyotes, she wouldn't be here
Speaker 1: right now, lyles are stupid that you said it eating
Speaker 1: by coyotes because obviously it's not possible.
Speaker 2: Now we can follow up Dex's question about being.
Speaker 1: We can but you could, yeah you could, yeah, but
Speaker 1: if you if if you get just a finger though,
Speaker 1: then that still counsels eating. I'm being defensive Maddie.
Speaker 2: Maddie was just chilling with her and the brodies. Next thing,
Speaker 2: what's up? Hold on, let me say something. Soh Maddie
Speaker 2: was about to be eaten by coyotes. So she had
Speaker 2: to call up Denzela loud because we are the gecko brodies.
Speaker 13: Damn exactly.
Speaker 2: And I had to look at you, like, yo, what's up, woady?
Speaker 2: Why don't you tell us the whole story? While smoking
Speaker 2: a stogy is word hell too?
Speaker 3: That's hilarious.
Speaker 2: You high as hell and my lips still dry as hell.
Speaker 2: You know what I like to buy? Whya sail? So
Speaker 2: it's a brand h man.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it was.
Speaker 9: It was a stressful time. It was a stressful time.
Speaker 9: I was foraging in northern Utah, Utah, and I came
Speaker 9: across this like little burrow of baby baby coyote.
Speaker 2: Oh shit.
Speaker 9: Yeah, And so I was like, oh damn, like anybody
Speaker 9: knows the parents are gonna be like a pretty cool
Speaker 9: bye mm hm. So ran for my life.
Speaker 2: So you've seen a bunch of baby cubs and you ran.
Speaker 9: Well, no, I waited a second. I waited a second,
Speaker 9: but then I like heard like barking and howling.
Speaker 2: I'm like, Ship, so you've seen a bunch of baby
Speaker 2: cubs creeping through the fog. You was like, oh, Ship,
Speaker 2: know some big ass dogs.
Speaker 1: Now I'm gonna call the frogs. Oh wait, they're geckos.
Speaker 2: And we go wrestling all like a bunch of grecos.
Speaker 1: We're you on what is you on.
Speaker 2: About to get eaten alive? Well, we just want to
Speaker 2: hear your story on how you survived.
Speaker 1: The twitch chat would like to hear it as well.
Speaker 1: They have formed a hive.
Speaker 2: That's on the cell.
Speaker 1: That's on the cell, he said, the.
Speaker 6: Cell, the cell, like the cellular phone.
Speaker 1: The cell.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: And we're gonna take five. But we're not gonna take five.
Speaker 1: We're gonna listen to the story about how you almost died,
Speaker 1: about how you almost died.
Speaker 2: Let's go, let's do it? Yeah, Ship, fuck do it?
Speaker 9: Okay, okay, okay, all right? Shall shall I begin my tale?
Speaker 13: Told with?
Speaker 1: Can we do? Can we I like to do it? Oh?
Speaker 2: Ship? Keep going?
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 2: Fuck it?
Speaker 9: Told within my apartment. Here we go in northern Utah,
Speaker 9: where I was looking for all kinds of roots and
Speaker 9: grains and shrugs when all of a sudden, on my begandering,
Speaker 9: I came.
Speaker 3: Across these cubs crying.
Speaker 9: Coyotes crying. Shortly I heard the bigger ones, larger ones.
Speaker 8: Oh shit, is that tent?
Speaker 4: I said, Jesus, this might be it. I gotta grab
Speaker 4: my basket and all my other shit because I don't
Speaker 4: want to not today, not at twenty one.
Speaker 9: I'm ready to live on. I want to see some
Speaker 9: more sun. So I turned, I ran as fast as
Speaker 9: I could.
Speaker 4: I thought, oh, maybe I.
Speaker 14: Go up a tree.
Speaker 9: I should m hmm, maybe maybe, probably not. I seen
Speaker 9: on National Geographic that they liked to houp and climb a.
Speaker 16: Lot, so let me.
Speaker 9: Just keep on running. I turn around and I see
Speaker 9: no one behind me, and I said, oh my god.
Speaker 9: They don't want to eat me. They don't want this
Speaker 9: maddy meat.
Speaker 2: So you thought that ten coyotes was creeping behind you,
Speaker 2: but you come to realize they couldn't find you, So
Speaker 2: climb up a tree and climb up you shall. You
Speaker 2: had to talk to two geckos, so you touch the dial.
Speaker 2: You talk to me. I am Denzel, and you talk
Speaker 2: to him. His name is loud. About how you came
Speaker 2: across a few little cubs when you did a little
Speaker 2: hike in the wild.
Speaker 15: Oh my god, I want to tell my kids about
Speaker 15: this yet.
Speaker 2: And that's how we know you do not have a child,
Speaker 2: because if you did, you would not venture out into
Speaker 2: the wild. And if you did, they're gonna be like, hey, mom,
Speaker 2: you're throwing style.
Speaker 1: Man. I gotta say, Maddie, you're really uh, you really
Speaker 1: showed up. Showed up. You're someone's call, she's she's definitely
Speaker 1: if we if they're listen question there's no ranking, but
Speaker 1: if there was, there was, Oh, what is your question, Mattie?
Speaker 9: Mm hmm, what are your guys? That lo's like your
Speaker 9: your top like animation, like like it can be something
Speaker 9: you like, something.
Speaker 2: Like this is the one.
Speaker 1: We tell them tell thee I feel bad because she's
Speaker 1: gonna feel bad. We tell So I was I was well.
Speaker 1: I was talking to Denzel before the stream and I
Speaker 1: was like, is there anything you don't want to talk about?
Speaker 1: And he was like, I hate when people asked me
Speaker 1: questions like like what's your favorite anime?
Speaker 2: And I was just like yo, because I was literally
Speaker 2: just thinking about so like you you you your academia.
Speaker 2: I'd be like no, They're like, come on, man, that
Speaker 2: you know what you academi you know, like.
Speaker 11: You don't answer the question, then.
Speaker 2: You know you watch your cho broke.
Speaker 4: All right, you never see here and all of a
Speaker 4: sudden you're going too bad now you never got.
Speaker 2: You ever seem funny me, bro you mean d you know,
Speaker 2: I mean watching super Ship yet and it should be awesome. Dude,
Speaker 2: I'd be like, wow, you're going like, there's.
Speaker 1: What do you with the typical answer? When when when
Speaker 1: you asked the question?
Speaker 2: I watched all types of cartoons, dude, I watched every
Speaker 2: cartoon ever except for Johnny Test That shit sucks.
Speaker 1: That's the most specific fucking cartoon you could have picked.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there's there's more. There's more that I don't like,
Speaker 2: Like what Fanboy and chumpshum is garbage? Fo that's that's
Speaker 2: that's just terrible? Whoever made that? Fuck you? Is there
Speaker 2: anything else?
Speaker 8: I don't like?
Speaker 2: Ship? They're replacing all the cartoons on Nickelodeon and Cartoon
Speaker 2: Network in Disney.
Speaker 1: I see on Fairly Odd Parents. They keep adding characters.
Speaker 2: It's like a dog.
Speaker 1: There's some girl now who's like Timmy's sister. There's a
Speaker 1: baby fairy. I don't know if you're seeing any of this.
Speaker 2: Oh no, Poof was cool?
Speaker 1: You like Poof?
Speaker 2: I like pool, but that was a that.
Speaker 1: Was a shark jumping moment with her.
Speaker 2: I fucking love poof really fuck yeah, fucking Poof Poof Bro.
Speaker 2: You fucking like poof Broo, but you don't like Poof?
Speaker 2: You don't like Why here Racandamia? What you like poop bro?
Speaker 2: At the proof bro that you like poof?
Speaker 4: Bro?
Speaker 1: Wow, this has only been this is this has only
Speaker 1: been We've only been on the line with Maddie for
Speaker 1: ten minutes. He really, yeah, I feel like I thought
Speaker 1: it was just like twenty minutes.
Speaker 9: Wow.
Speaker 2: No, that's cool. Maddy's been cool, she rhymed to us.
Speaker 2: She tells the whole story. What else is? What else
Speaker 2: you got on your mind? Mad Well?
Speaker 9: I was like, man, mmm, oh, you know, I've just
Speaker 9: been trying to keep it real, just kind of hanging out.
Speaker 9: She's crazy right now? She was absolutely, So, I'm about
Speaker 9: to do shrooms on Sunday and go to the park again,
Speaker 9: you know, to like a National Forest park here in Virginia.
Speaker 1: That's cool. I've never done I've never done psychedelics before.
Speaker 1: I have was that like.
Speaker 16: Fire, It's a spiritual experience.
Speaker 1: I've been wanting to, you know, I'll share it.
Speaker 2: I'll share it, I'll share it. Okay, Well, yeah, when
Speaker 2: I you know, when I did ascid, I did ask
Speaker 2: it like five times in the span of two months.
Speaker 1: The first so you the first time, first time, the first.
Speaker 2: Time I smoked weed, I was like, oh, Ship, this
Speaker 2: is what this feels like. What's acid like? I didn't
Speaker 2: want to go beyond that, Like, I was like, man,
Speaker 2: what's acid like? So I tried ascid, liked it, did
Speaker 2: it four more times, and then after that it was like,
Speaker 2: if you like askeid, you gonna make shrooms. I did shrooms.
Speaker 2: The first time. It was fire. The second time, I
Speaker 2: went to a funeral, worst thing I possibly ever could
Speaker 2: have did.
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on. It was crazy, like.
Speaker 2: The body was breathing and Ship, I was like, whoa.
Speaker 1: Did you know? Did you know that you were gonna
Speaker 1: go to a funeral?
Speaker 8: Dude?
Speaker 2: I was nineteen. I was just like, I mean, I
Speaker 2: knew I was going to a funeral, but I didn't
Speaker 2: think the shit was gonna kick in. As soon as
Speaker 2: I got there, I took him. I took the shit
Speaker 2: with two of my friends and we all going there.
Speaker 2: It's a sad day.
Speaker 1: It's a sad day.
Speaker 2: We go there and shit, like soon as we walk in,
Speaker 2: the bitch the shit the fucking shrooms just kicked in
Speaker 2: and I'm just like, oh fuck, we're at a funeral,
Speaker 2: like like in my head though I couldn't say it
Speaker 2: out loud because it was fucked up, but it was
Speaker 2: just like whoa Like. I was like, damn, I was
Speaker 2: crying as shit. And then I'm like, damn high nobody know.
Speaker 2: I go around a corner. I'm like I never had
Speaker 2: to face some shit like this. But my boy lived
Speaker 2: right around the corner. He knew exactly what to do
Speaker 2: in those type of situations. He was like, man, you
Speaker 2: just gotta calm your mind down. Man, just going there,
Speaker 2: say pay you respect and get out. So I was like,
Speaker 2: all right, cool, I saved my friend's life. He was
Speaker 2: about to get hit by a car that same day.
Speaker 2: That ship was crazy. That was a crazy ass day.
Speaker 1: Did when you were when you were at the funeral
Speaker 1: and you were on ascid, did you come to anything
Speaker 1: it was on shrooms? Well, okay, did you have any like,
Speaker 1: did you come to any epiphanies about death? About anything
Speaker 1: about death?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 15: What?
Speaker 1: What was what was the ephany I was going to
Speaker 1: see my friend again?
Speaker 2: Yeah it was. It was okay, you know, but yeah,
Speaker 2: never again. Never again?
Speaker 1: Though a glarifying experience.
Speaker 2: And there was one time I took shrooms and they
Speaker 2: didn't kick in right then, and I just kept taking them.
Speaker 2: By the time I get a call to go to
Speaker 2: a studio. Soon as I go to the studio, the
Speaker 2: ship kicks ineing and it's just like whoa Like, I'm like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck is going on? And I was like,
Speaker 2: did y'all have somebody in here earlier? They was like, yeah, dude,
Speaker 2: we had a rock band in here. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I feel it.
Speaker 1: I felt what do you what do you mean you felt?
Speaker 2: I just felt that ship like I was so high.
Speaker 2: Like I was like, yo, whoever the fuck was in here?
Speaker 2: I was like, Yo, that ship is crazy right now,
Speaker 2: Like y'all need to y'all need to save this ship.
Speaker 2: I don't know what the fuck going on? Well, bro,
Speaker 2: this shit is wild. I can't do this.
Speaker 1: That's a high compliment that somebody like leaves their energy
Speaker 1: in the studio.
Speaker 2: It didn't even smell sweaty or nothing. I was just
Speaker 2: like I was just like, bro with somebody in here earlier,
Speaker 2: because this ship feel crazy, like felt like I just
Speaker 2: felt like somebody was yelling for thirty minutes and it
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, we just had a band in here.
Speaker 2: It was like a rock band. It was heavy metal.
Speaker 2: I was like, Okay, I understand now, this is wild.
Speaker 2: No hell no, get to.
Speaker 9: Say against the machine video.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no no no. It's a whole different time,
Speaker 2: a whole different time. Maddie.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Maddie, Maddie, Maddie, you've been You've been a
Speaker 1: great call. Thank you so much for for for putting
Speaker 1: yourself out there, for sharing with us. Any any final
Speaker 1: words to say before we go, uh, you know, nothing
Speaker 1: but a.
Speaker 9: Love piece of hair, grease be there for other people.
Speaker 9: Y'all drink a lot of water, staying try to get
Speaker 9: as high as often as possible.
Speaker 1: I don't know, beautiful, I love you, made hey, thank
Speaker 1: you for calling Maddie.
Speaker 9: I love you too.
Speaker 1: Of course, Now you go see so well Okay, she okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna like I'm break down. A really subtle thing
Speaker 1: that happened just there, she said, of course, and so
Speaker 1: but but that was her final line. But sometimes there's
Speaker 1: enough course, and there's something else. Yeah, and you waited
Speaker 1: and I waited and that was it, and that was it.
Speaker 1: I guess it's always, but I guess the the risk
Speaker 1: that you run of waiting.
Speaker 2: We gonna have awkward silence? Then are fucked up?
Speaker 1: Ending Sure, I understand that. Does something happen to the music?
Speaker 15: Oh?
Speaker 2: Ship? What the hell happened later? Is that kind of
Speaker 2: what's her name?
Speaker 1: Christ know?
Speaker 2: You guys are Christine? Is that you Christine? Yeah?
Speaker 1: It's nice, that's what we do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, did y'all drop the music because of that? I
Speaker 2: was just like, I was just telling the story, Ship, like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck? What else?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 19: I just like you bask in the silence a little bit. Yea, man,
Speaker 19: it just made everything awkward. Now I'm like, damn, now
Speaker 19: the music just not there.
Speaker 2: Just throw it off. Tip my hat to your bitch
Speaker 2: ass niggas.
Speaker 1: Anyway, h let's see, let's check out with the chat here. Uh,
Speaker 1: someone see we we're talking about this. Someone brought up
Speaker 1: is this offensive to green people?
Speaker 2: But we are we are, but we're green people right now,
Speaker 2: We're definitely racist.
Speaker 1: But we are green people. So I'm I'm a green
Speaker 1: person right now.
Speaker 2: He just said I'm racist because I said, all geckos
Speaker 2: sell life insurance.
Speaker 1: That's way more racist, was it?
Speaker 2: Car insurance?
Speaker 1: Car insurance?
Speaker 2: Apparently I'm racist.
Speaker 1: I don't gecko sell car insurance.
Speaker 2: Apparently you don't sell car insurance. You don't know what
Speaker 2: the funk I do?
Speaker 1: Do you conscience consurance?
Speaker 2: I would you just interrupted me when I was trying
Speaker 2: just you.
Speaker 1: Were trying to sell bullshit? Go ahead trying.
Speaker 2: You really told me to come on the show because
Speaker 2: you're gonna.
Speaker 1: Sell car Try to sell some conscience.
Speaker 2: Dude, think got fifteen minutes of more? Will sell you
Speaker 2: fifty more on cars?
Speaker 12: Here?
Speaker 1: Get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 2: See there's a guy that thinks I'm a fucking frog.
Speaker 1: Everyone thinks I'm Yeah. Everyone immediately thinks that we're frogs.
Speaker 1: If they don't know any better, they had to think
Speaker 1: I'm a frog that I sell insurance.
Speaker 2: I sell fucking life insurance.
Speaker 1: He's a life insurance car insurance.
Speaker 2: Shut up, I sell insurance. I ensure people that they're gonna.
Speaker 1: You don't sound very You don't sound very confident with you.
Speaker 2: Don't sound very confident therapy man.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to be more fucker.
Speaker 2: I don't have an Australian acts say oh, I know
Speaker 2: I talk like this night and like no, I don't
Speaker 2: talk like that, motherfucker. And I love Australians. Please don't
Speaker 2: hit me.
Speaker 1: Some says calling a gecko a frog is racist. I agree.
Speaker 2: Yeah. See he was like, well you're looking at frog boy,
Speaker 2: You're like, you know they do that? Hey, ain't you
Speaker 2: that frog? When the their possessions. I'm actually a gecko.
Speaker 1: Well actually you you said earlier you're a philanthropist gecko.
Speaker 2: I was a philanthropist gecko. I got fired because I
Speaker 2: was cheap.
Speaker 1: Really, yeah, what do you mean you got fired?
Speaker 2: You got I got fired? Okay, what was the I
Speaker 2: got fired? I sell car insurance. I'm a car insurance.
Speaker 1: Car insurance got go, and I won't drive, yes or
Speaker 1: whatever you say you are.
Speaker 2: They don't give licenses to geckos. Well apparently we could
Speaker 2: represent it.
Speaker 1: I think that's racist.
Speaker 2: That's very racist. See, that's fucked up. I'm a third
Speaker 2: class citizen.
Speaker 1: You're allowed to sell car insurance, but you're not allowed.
Speaker 2: To drive a car. That's crazy up. They want to
Speaker 2: use my face and the wee voice. He was like,
Speaker 2: this is the wee boys you gave you watch your
Speaker 2: break brother, you know.
Speaker 10: What you do.
Speaker 1: M Let's take a call.
Speaker 2: What else is Nick?
Speaker 1: We had some I got seventeen from this freaking calls
Speaker 1: Gabe from uh here here? You want to talk to
Speaker 1: Dean troube.
Speaker 2: But not funny.
Speaker 1: Just question Dean. Dean, Hey, Dean, Hello Dean, it's going on.
Speaker 2: It's good to see you again, Dean.
Speaker 8: How are you doing Dean? Yes, Dean, Laurel.
Speaker 6: Quack yeah, uh.
Speaker 2: Okay, what's happening to do?
Speaker 6: I have a problem, all right, and I think you
Speaker 6: guys might be will to help me out just because.
Speaker 5: It's it's almost related to you guys.
Speaker 6: You know, I am so addicted to playing leap frog,
Speaker 6: all right, and it's causing problems with me and my wife.
Speaker 1: What do you like so much about leap frog?
Speaker 2: I'm not a frog. I know you're not, So why
Speaker 2: are you saying it's related?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 2: Because I'm a gecko? Because I'm green.
Speaker 8: I like it.
Speaker 6: So I'm jumping in the air right and air is
Speaker 6: going right through my balls. It feels wonderful. Word m hm.
Speaker 6: The drafting, you know, very mhm. And I want to
Speaker 6: I want to play leap frog with my Wife's about
Speaker 6: every twenty minutes and she says no.
Speaker 2: You know why why? Because you play leap frog with
Speaker 2: her every night?
Speaker 6: Is that too much to ask for?
Speaker 2: Is it too much to ask for?
Speaker 6: I think it is.
Speaker 2: I think it isn't.
Speaker 6: What about what do you think about? Like two times
Speaker 6: a week or three times a week?
Speaker 2: That depends? Is bleap frog? Uh uh? Metaphor for something?
Speaker 15: No?
Speaker 6: I mean I would consider it as a form of
Speaker 6: relief in a way, but for her maybe not.
Speaker 2: There was her release.
Speaker 6: Well, her release is I guess not playing leap fraud?
Speaker 2: Say no to me?
Speaker 6: No, That's what it seems like. Every time she says no,
Speaker 6: she smiles.
Speaker 8: It's like evil.
Speaker 2: Well, I can't help you in that department, buddy, because
Speaker 2: I'm a gecko.
Speaker 6: Do you have any cousins I could talk to?
Speaker 2: Ah?
Speaker 1: At a certain point, I do wonder it is my
Speaker 1: life easier if instead of every day having to tell
Speaker 1: people but I'm not a frog, every day having to
Speaker 1: deny it, Would my life be easier if when people
Speaker 1: called me a frog I just went yes? Or would
Speaker 1: that be a form of surrender? It's a form of surrender,
Speaker 1: But can surrender sometimes be a positive? I'm actually I'm
Speaker 1: actually offended that he thinks I'm a frog, Like, do
Speaker 1: I look.
Speaker 8: Like a frog?
Speaker 13: I'm not.
Speaker 6: I'm not calling you frogs by saying I lovely frog.
Speaker 1: You just think you just said you said that frogs
Speaker 1: and geckos are cousins.
Speaker 2: You could relate to a frog, chameleon, maybe.
Speaker 5: Frog, both amphibians.
Speaker 2: So you're calling us names.
Speaker 1: Now, can I ask you, Dean, Dean, what are you?
Speaker 2: What are you?
Speaker 8: Dean?
Speaker 2: Are you a frog?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I mean I like to pretend I'm a frog where
Speaker 6: I'm playing any frogs, I would like to be a frog.
Speaker 2: So you're saying no, no. Do you go up to
Speaker 2: a donkey and be like, hey, I'm a horse?
Speaker 5: What you have.
Speaker 2: You don't? I don't play horse, dude, because I'm a donkey.
Speaker 1: Think about just just just I want to just tell
Speaker 1: you this right now, Dean, Really think about when you
Speaker 1: are embodying a frog and you're playing leap frog. Think
Speaker 1: about yourself and that headspace, because I can tell that
Speaker 1: you're really getting into it and that you really identify
Speaker 1: with this identity of being a frog when you are
Speaker 1: in that process, And imagine if somebody called you a gecko, yeah,
Speaker 1: and how that would feel you.
Speaker 2: Feel you don't call a horse a donkey man.
Speaker 6: Yeah, the only thing I can say is I'm sorry.
Speaker 6: I don't understand how you can look through.
Speaker 1: That and maybe, maybe, maybe just one day, we will
Speaker 1: forgive you one day. Thank you for calling Dean, but
Speaker 1: this is not today one day. Hey what now he
Speaker 1: got hung up on See?
Speaker 2: That was justified? That was That was a good one.
Speaker 2: We got the chat, that was what they talk about.
Speaker 1: Let's see here. What does the chat say? I love you,
Speaker 1: ulysses Ka No, lie walking is on my repeat list.
Speaker 1: I played that ship every morning at four a m.
Speaker 2: Okay, we understand the chat. Let's let's get back to
Speaker 2: these cars.
Speaker 1: That was fast.
Speaker 2: Let's see here. Well once relationship advice. She found out
Speaker 2: her boyfriend was previously in the night your relationships before
Speaker 2: they get together, and he recently got her present pregnant.
Speaker 2: That might be a good one, you.
Speaker 1: Think, so, that might be a good one. We got
Speaker 1: Amy fifty two from California has nightmares about Wales. We
Speaker 1: kind of already did the whales thing wal thing.
Speaker 2: We don't need to go back dream interpretations of Wales.
Speaker 2: Wells Fargo.
Speaker 1: Aaron, Hello, what's your life like?
Speaker 11: I'm sorry?
Speaker 6: Give me one.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go, so I do a quick She sounds nervous.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm back.
Speaker 2: Well well, well if it isn't Aaron, yes it's me.
Speaker 2: Well Aaron, how were you guys?
Speaker 3: I didn't expect to actually get through.
Speaker 2: Well you got through, Aaron. We're hearing you having some
Speaker 2: relationship troubles.
Speaker 6: Aaron.
Speaker 2: Why don't you talk to us?
Speaker 3: Oh yes, oh.
Speaker 16: Yes, it's been a wild ride.
Speaker 3: To give you a little context, I started working at
Speaker 3: a new job, and like about a month in his
Speaker 3: dude started like working on our ship again, and she
Speaker 3: followed me around like a lost puppy dog, and we
Speaker 3: kind of got to know each other as friends and
Speaker 3: we actually started getting into a relationship right the whole time.
Speaker 16: In the beginning, he didn't tell.
Speaker 13: Me that he was with a girl for like nine
Speaker 13: years and they were engaged, and so he ended.
Speaker 3: Up like breaking it off with her and going with me,
Speaker 3: and then he was like going back and forth between
Speaker 3: both of us for a time.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 3: He finally decided that he hates her, I guess, and
Speaker 3: he wants to be with me. But now she's pregnant
Speaker 3: with his kids.
Speaker 1: She's pregnant with his kids, and I don't know what
Speaker 1: to do.
Speaker 2: It sounds like you don't need to do anything but
Speaker 2: let this man raise his kid because you guys, you
Speaker 2: don't wanted to get messy. Huh, you don't wanted to
Speaker 2: get messy.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 3: I can hear you now right.
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I was saying you don't wanted to get
Speaker 2: messy because he got another woman pregnant.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like it's already been pretty messy.
Speaker 2: Hmm.
Speaker 1: So he was in a nine year relationship before you
Speaker 1: got I mean Aaron, I mean he was in a
Speaker 1: nine He was in a nine year relationship. Wait, you're
Speaker 1: twenty one?
Speaker 9: M hm?
Speaker 2: How old?
Speaker 1: How old is this guy?
Speaker 3: Sounds like he's in his thirties twenty six.
Speaker 1: Twenty six? Oh okay, because I'm gonna say if he's
Speaker 1: your age, I mean, you know they were he was
Speaker 1: with this girl since he was like fucking ten oh something.
Speaker 1: That maybe my math.
Speaker 2: But this must must be recent.
Speaker 9: Yeah, oh, I would say, just least it yesterday.
Speaker 1: Wait, so if he recently got her pregnant, how long
Speaker 1: have you guys been? Let me let's before we move further,
Speaker 1: we need to get the timeline straight on here.
Speaker 3: What mm hmm.
Speaker 1: When did you start dating him? How many months ago?
Speaker 3: About like seven? But he recently decided that he wanted
Speaker 3: to try and make.
Speaker 6: It work with her.
Speaker 1: Aaron Aaron, Aaron, leave this guy, Leave this guy. I don't,
Speaker 1: I don't. So you were dating him for seven months
Speaker 1: and then he goes and tries to hook up with
Speaker 1: this girl he was in a nine year relationship with.
Speaker 1: And then he goes back to you. He's like, oh,
Speaker 1: that didn't work, let me come back to you.
Speaker 2: And then he gets are pregnant because he didn't wrap
Speaker 2: it up.
Speaker 1: What the fuck's going on here? Get Aaron, you're twenty
Speaker 1: one years old, to get out of there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, live your life. It's not like you're gonna like
Speaker 2: marry this dude. Fuck this dude, fuck him, let him
Speaker 2: raise this kid, let him be a good dad to
Speaker 2: and be a good husband to that lady and have
Speaker 2: him raised the kid.
Speaker 1: But let him do all that boring it. Well, you
Speaker 1: go be twenty one and amazing, go out into the world,
Speaker 1: Go to India, do a meditation for try to India,
Speaker 1: go to go to Greece, fall in love, start go
Speaker 1: to Thailand. Go to Thailand, start a small business selling
Speaker 1: Candles on Instagram.
Speaker 2: Do stuff, do stuff?
Speaker 1: I hate I hate this life of this guy with
Speaker 1: this I hate this guy.
Speaker 2: He's like immagad yay, he's like like in a relationship
Speaker 2: someone that's like nine airs and shit, you're better than that, Aaron,
Speaker 2: and you're twenty one. Live your best life.
Speaker 8: Right now?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess you guys are right. Just kind of
Speaker 3: sucks because we like work together every day.
Speaker 10: What do you do?
Speaker 3: What do you do into my apartment complex?
Speaker 5: Where do you workhouse?
Speaker 1: Warehouse?
Speaker 2: I do?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I do, like manual labor. I guess you'd say.
Speaker 1: Nice respect.
Speaker 2: And let me guess y'all smashed and now you can't
Speaker 2: stop think about it.
Speaker 3: Kind of sort of.
Speaker 9: I guess.
Speaker 1: It happens to the best of us. For sure.
Speaker 3: We just like got super seriously fast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm gonna let you know right now, if
Speaker 2: you get super serious super fast, it's not worth it.
Speaker 2: Most relationships take time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, makes you're right, find of look at it like that.
Speaker 1: Plus, listen, I get it. He's in your apartment complex,
Speaker 1: he works with you. But you don't have to like him.
Speaker 1: You don't have to I mean, regardless, you don't have
Speaker 1: to like anyone you work with, whether or not you
Speaker 1: had sex with them or in a relationship with them
Speaker 1: or anything like that. You know you can minimize contact here.
Speaker 1: You know how much interaction with this guy is necessary
Speaker 1: in order for you to facilitate the necessary duties for
Speaker 1: you to complete your job function.
Speaker 3: Like n my job function.
Speaker 2: Well, you're not gonna quit your job?
Speaker 5: Why not?
Speaker 1: Why do you get a new gig? Huh do you
Speaker 1: want to get a new gig?
Speaker 6: I have been thinking about it.
Speaker 3: It's just like this one pays super well.
Speaker 1: Listen, Aaron, just do anything except be involved with this
Speaker 1: guy in any way, shape or for him. I hate
Speaker 1: everything you've told me about your interaction with him. I
Speaker 1: hate it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you're working with him. Just keep it cordials.
Speaker 2: You're not supposed to be even fucking guys work on
Speaker 2: a job anyway.
Speaker 1: I don't think she did it on the job.
Speaker 2: No, not on a job, but anybody. You're not supposed
Speaker 2: to be dating anybody on the job, so that goes
Speaker 2: against the code of work anyway. So leave that shit alone.
Speaker 1: How do you feel about this call, Aaron?
Speaker 3: I feel like it's kind of made me look at
Speaker 3: it a little differently. Sometimes you just need to hear
Speaker 3: things that you just can't.
Speaker 2: Well, we don't know. We don't really know you, so
Speaker 2: we can't really sugarcoat things and be like, oh, it's
Speaker 2: gonna be okay. You can try to talk to him.
Speaker 2: Don't talk to this dude, no more, man, it's.
Speaker 1: Over anything else you want to say to the people
Speaker 1: before we go in.
Speaker 16: No, well, thank you guys.
Speaker 14: I really appreciate it, of course.
Speaker 2: So now, what what do you want to do?
Speaker 8: Man?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Just like in general, Yeah, how are you feeling?
Speaker 8: Are you?
Speaker 1: Are you down to keep taking calls or getting tired?
Speaker 1: I don't want to keep you forever?
Speaker 2: What do you?
Speaker 4: What are you?
Speaker 1: What are you feeling?
Speaker 2: Let's see, you know what, let's do Uh about three
Speaker 2: more calls?
Speaker 1: More calls? We can do that. So so let's have
Speaker 1: an orgy. No, I'm just reading the chat. I'm just
Speaker 1: saying what they're saying. Let's see what looks interesting here.
Speaker 2: Everybody pretty pretty much have a standard thing.
Speaker 1: Don't tell me how has your experience been as a
Speaker 1: gecko talking to people on the phone thus far? Any
Speaker 1: thoughts about the experience overall of being a gecko and
Speaker 1: talking to people on the phone. As we sort of
Speaker 1: slowly but surely, wind down, reassess, reconvene.
Speaker 2: Yes, I would just say I'm a bad bitch, you
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying. They're gonna be like, what kind
Speaker 2: of why are you calling himself a bad bitch? Maybe
Speaker 2: I'm just a bad bitch.
Speaker 1: Man, Michael, Hey, Hello, how are you doing? Michael?
Speaker 2: Hello? Michael.
Speaker 11: It's I didn't even.
Speaker 15: Read this was a wild Oh my god, I'm so excited.
Speaker 2: Bro, we're here.
Speaker 1: Uh Michael says here, you got a new job in security,
Speaker 1: but you're worried because because you're skinny, and you're worried
Speaker 1: that if something happens, then so please please you are
Speaker 1: you're worried that if something happens, you will not be
Speaker 1: able to handle the situation because of your petite figure.
Speaker 1: Is that Is that an accurate assessment?
Speaker 12: I mean, I.
Speaker 15: Wouldn't use the word fatigue, but you.
Speaker 2: Know, yeah, he didn't call himself with tea. He said
Speaker 2: he was skinny. Okay, listen here man, uh mister man,
Speaker 2: you're gonna make be making money on.
Speaker 1: His job, sir.
Speaker 15: Hell yeah, man, I'm making like four extra dollars from
Speaker 15: my normal weights that I'll make it like my current
Speaker 15: job per hour.
Speaker 5: I'm so excited.
Speaker 6: Bro.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's fucking awesome and I'm happy for you, but
Speaker 2: your your security and your skinny and you probably have
Speaker 2: some concerns about that. Sign up for a multi class.
Speaker 2: They'll teach you how to use all the fucking all
Speaker 2: your limbs to fuck somebody up, just in case you
Speaker 2: need to fuck somebody up. And a wrestling class, you
Speaker 2: know what, the hell yeah, and don't get it.
Speaker 15: I think I think.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're gonna be making money. Just set some money
Speaker 2: aside every month. Just sign up for the unlimited package
Speaker 2: out the local muy Tai gym or a kickboxing gym,
Speaker 2: and then if somebody come at you with the bullshit,
Speaker 2: beat his ass first. Because we don't want nobody to die,
Speaker 2: get some handcuffs. Handcuffs from goddamn cowboys styling you good.
Speaker 2: You don't got to kill nobody. I don't want nobody
Speaker 2: to die, so you're good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you should get a last too.
Speaker 15: I'll just practice my damn roundhouse kicks. I'll practice my
Speaker 15: roundhouse kicks. I'll kick them in the face.
Speaker 1: Is that do they do that in moy ti?
Speaker 2: The round Hell? Yeah, that sh it's awesome.
Speaker 1: Can you roundhouse kick.
Speaker 2: Someone I can question mark kick. Roundhouse kick is a
Speaker 2: question mark kick. Oh man. It's like when you're going up.
Speaker 2: They think it's just gonna be like a regular kick,
Speaker 2: and then you whip it up like that, you whip
Speaker 2: this part of your leg. You whip up, it goes
Speaker 2: into a question mark. It smacks the right and face.
Speaker 1: Goddamn where Well, okay, so you got a security gig.
Speaker 1: What are you securing? What is this? Is this a venue?
Speaker 4: Where?
Speaker 1: What's the what's the venue that we're securing here?
Speaker 15: So I'm working for a security company. It's not like
Speaker 15: any one particular venue, but they get contracts or outdoard
Speaker 15: security for places and they're like post shifts and just
Speaker 15: like if I see a shift that like works in
Speaker 15: my schedule, I'll sign up for it. And basically just
Speaker 15: like checking bags, making sure everyone's like doing the things
Speaker 15: that they should be doing. You know, nothing too crazy,
Speaker 15: is what I've been told.
Speaker 2: But that's a good job. But just in case something
Speaker 2: does get crazy, you gotta know your exits at any
Speaker 2: venue because a lot of crazy shit be happening. So
Speaker 2: know your exits and know your interests, know where to
Speaker 2: direct people just in case because you're the security. You
Speaker 2: know how many times I run into security like Hey,
Speaker 2: where's such and such? And then he'd be like, I
Speaker 2: don't know, man, I just got the gig. I just
Speaker 2: got the gig. So know the venue inside and out,
Speaker 2: whether it's a venue, whether it's a stadium, even the club,
Speaker 2: even the bar where it's just literally the exit in
Speaker 2: the back. Like you just could tell people, Hey, if
Speaker 2: you go into the bathroom, go out that way. If emergency,
Speaker 2: go out this way. At least you know, all right, yeah,
Speaker 2: and practice you'll martial arts skills.
Speaker 9: Who knows?
Speaker 15: Maybe maybe like you come to Atlanta, you know, I
Speaker 15: might do I might do it, Denzel Curry Shiel, although
Speaker 15: I might want that else, so I could just go
Speaker 15: because I mean.
Speaker 2: Listen, man, if you want to work Michelle, cool, but
Speaker 2: you gotta have experience in martial arts. I can't have
Speaker 2: somebody there to protect people. If you can't protect your
Speaker 2: goddamn self. What the fuck is the point of being
Speaker 2: security if you can't protect yourself?
Speaker 1: Wow, do you have any do you have any experience
Speaker 1: with any form of martial arts? Maybe karate camp when
Speaker 1: you were a child, or you know, taekwondop, go crap,
Speaker 1: my god boxing my brother.
Speaker 15: Yeah no, My my brother was always trying to like
Speaker 15: get me to intellect fighting and shit, you know, and
Speaker 15: so like I did, like I did like karate some
Speaker 15: like form of karate when I was like in like
Speaker 15: fifth grade.
Speaker 1: Then that's good if you had to, if you had to,
Speaker 1: if you had to kill, is that within you?
Speaker 17: Oh?
Speaker 15: I you know what, if I was in the situation
Speaker 15: where like there was some shit going down, I feel
Speaker 15: like with enough adrenaline, definitely, I'm like, if I could
Speaker 15: sense what was going on and like some shit was
Speaker 15: like going down, I could kill.
Speaker 2: But that's following your gut and see assessing the situation,
Speaker 2: my friend. And you have to be aware to do that.
Speaker 2: So that's all part of the job of being a security.
Speaker 2: So I would have to say that you have to
Speaker 2: learn all these things, and you could learn that within
Speaker 2: martial arts, because that's all about awareness because if you're
Speaker 2: about to get punched, you have to be aware that
Speaker 2: you're gonna get punched, and you gotta know the distance
Speaker 2: when you're gonna get punched. So there you go. You
Speaker 2: have to do what you have to do in order
Speaker 2: to make sure you're the best security on the job.
Speaker 2: You're reliable and you could be able to be counted
Speaker 2: on in any situation and assess the problem.
Speaker 1: Thank you for calling, Michael.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Michael.
Speaker 15: Hell yeah, man, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2: I guess we're good.
Speaker 1: I'm good, chel, I am done, beautiful.
Speaker 2: I think I've done it. Let me see everybody in
Speaker 2: the group shot. Let me just give it a couple
Speaker 2: of shots. See bitch ass motherfuckers, and we're just gonna
Speaker 2: see what's going on.
Speaker 1: I won't have anything else to say to mister Denzel
Speaker 1: Curry before we sign off.
Speaker 2: Top flight Security of the World. Craig shout out. Skate
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Speaker 2: What's up else? Who else?
Speaker 1: I love you two.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're just gonna give a shout out. Oh damn,
Speaker 2: they're all attacking me. We're just gonna shout out the
Speaker 2: whole chat. Shout out to the whole chat. I am
Speaker 2: decho and this is therapy, Gecko.
Speaker 1: Anything you want to promote or plug or tell the
Speaker 1: people about anything, you're working on any and he melts
Speaker 1: my eyes.
Speaker 2: See your future coming soon. And if you're not a
Speaker 2: Denzel Curry fan, you will be a Denzel Curry fan,
Speaker 2: and if he was a Denzel Curry fan, you just
Speaker 2: left because you thought I was making some bullshit. You're
Speaker 2: gonna be a Denzel Curry fan again. I stand behind
Speaker 2: that this next album's not gonna have any skips, no
Speaker 2: doubt in my mind.
Speaker 1: I love you, Denzil Curry. Thank you very much for
Speaker 1: joining me and becoming a Gecko. It was a pleasure.
Speaker 2: Yes, on the line.
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