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Speaker 1: blown Marxist as a Biden nominee trying to cover up

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Speaker 1: the fact she's a Marxist. We have a federal judge

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Speaker 1: blocking the will of the people, the FBI. They're not

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Speaker 1: turning things around. You're not gonna believe the latest and

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Speaker 1: in the news. And no it's for nothing good. All

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Speaker 1: that and much much more tonight on the world famous

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show with me Jesse the Showgun Kelly. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I gave myself that nickname. But first, before we get

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Speaker 1: to any of that, I'll get to some questions. We'll

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Speaker 1: take some calls. It's gonna be a good night. Our

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Speaker 1: Commander in chief got up and spoke today and before

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Speaker 1: we get to Joe Biden himself. I do want to

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Speaker 1: clarify on something. Joe Biden is in freefall approval numbers wise,

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Speaker 1: and I had somebody asked me earlier today what do

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Speaker 1: I see for the future of the country. And I

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Speaker 1: debated whether or not to actually come on the air

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Speaker 1: It's not really a feel good story. But I mean,

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Speaker 1: we all know I'm not gonna hold back anyway. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna partially defend a school shooter here in

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to defend a school shooter. Chris, don't worry.

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna have a different take. But allow me

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Speaker 1: to elaborate on where I see us going, because it'll

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Speaker 1: it'll tie right into Joe Biden in his mumbling, stumbling,

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Speaker 1: tyrannical self. People ask me how long how long do

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Speaker 1: we have? And the answer the question always is, well,

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Speaker 1: how long do we have before what? And you know

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Speaker 1: what they're saying, how long do we have before it

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Speaker 1: gets real? Real, real bad, real bad? Like people getting

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Speaker 1: hurt loved ones, going to jail for political crime. Stuff

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Speaker 1: like how long do we get there? Calm down. I

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Speaker 1: don't want to freak anybody out. This is just this

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Speaker 1: is just my own personal prediction. I say we have

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Speaker 1: about ten years. And this is why I say we

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Speaker 1: have about ten years. I have a reason and behind this.

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Speaker 1: I'm not saying I'm right. Calm down, Calm down, I'm

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Speaker 1: saying we have about ten years. Because of this, you'll

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Speaker 1: hear from Joe Biden today. It's all about him defending

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Speaker 1: he's a sociopathic piece of crap and all that other.

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Speaker 1: It's all that, But really, what you're going to hear

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Speaker 1: when I play you these Joe Biden cuts, You're going

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Speaker 1: to hear a desperate president whose team is telling him

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Speaker 1: every day, mister president, I don't know if you've seen

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Speaker 1: the approval numbers. This is really bad. They hate all

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Speaker 1: Joe Biden's numbers, all of them. They're all in the

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Speaker 1: toilet on every issue, foreign policy, coronavirus, the economy, on

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Speaker 1: every issue. Joe Biden is nosediving. He is so unpopular.

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Speaker 1: Women have turned on him, you know, how bad you

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Speaker 1: That's death for the Democratic Party. Now what does that mean, Well,

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Speaker 1: we have a midterm election going out. I'm gonna explain

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Speaker 1: up next year. Everyone knows that. I do believe Democrats

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Speaker 1: approval numbers are down. Remember, Joe Biden is not in control.

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Speaker 1: If this was even three or four years ago, Joe Biden,

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Speaker 1: We're doing this, this and this. I mean you. You

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Speaker 1: The people making the decisions for Joe Biden. They don't

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Speaker 1: What I'm telling you is there's nobody, nobody making decisions

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Speaker 1: and it's not a bad opinion if you're a communist.

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Speaker 1: we can take our beating in the mid term. Who cares,

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Speaker 1: I'm doing fine. I'm Steweaton Filet's every night, baby, that's

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Speaker 1: what they're thinking. So let's just assume Joe Biden is

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Speaker 1: But either way, Joe Biden's neutered. No more major laws,

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Speaker 1: it's all executive action. Well, once again, let's go back

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Speaker 1: especially because they'll know he's not going to run in

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Speaker 1: into a meeting and say, hey, Joe Boca Raton's nice

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Speaker 1: So let's set Kamala Harris aside. Who's on the Democrat

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Speaker 1: don't care that that's offensive. We have poll after poll

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Speaker 1: And I walked through everything. You're gonna have to go

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Speaker 1: Republicans will tackle standard Republican base legislative issues. They'll talk

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Speaker 1: I'm a sociopath. But the way these people talk about

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Speaker 1: the bigger story. I've spoken with Scott Kirby, CEO of

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Speaker 1: Listen to how they talk about people. Listen listen to

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Speaker 1: the Jetse Kelly Show. And before I get to your

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Speaker 1: phone calls and emails eight seven seven three seven seven

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Speaker 1: four three seven three, Chris, I want you to play

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Speaker 1: this one more time. And the callousness of these people,

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Speaker 1: It just shows you how truly, truly depraved they are.

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Speaker 1: More people are getting vaccinated, more lives are being saved.

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Speaker 1: Let's be cleared. When you see headlines and reports of

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Speaker 1: mass firings and hundreds of people losing their jobs, look

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Speaker 1: of United Airlines, was here today. United went from fifty

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Speaker 1: nine percent of their employees to ninety nine percent of

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Speaker 1: their employees in less than two months after implementing the requirement.

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Speaker 1: Have these people ever ever ever had any connection to

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Speaker 1: reality in real life? What have I told you always?

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Speaker 1: What are the same? Three characteristics they all share? They

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Speaker 1: all share the same you remember what they are? One

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Speaker 1: no love of country at all, none. Oftentimes they hate

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Speaker 1: the country, but there's no love of country. Two completely

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Speaker 1: disconnected from reality, straight from the university system into Washington

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Speaker 1: in the media. Back to Washington. They don't know what

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Speaker 1: the real world is like. Three they believe they are

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Speaker 1: of a higher class than you and they should rule

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Speaker 1: over you. But let's go back to number two, the disconnected,

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Speaker 1: firm reality thing. I remember this. I remember this at

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Speaker 1: the very beginning of the beginning of coronavirus, and it

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Speaker 1: has not changed ever since. I remember watching all the

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Speaker 1: saying things like, just go home. It's just two weeks, bru.

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Speaker 1: You're on the radio, you're on the TV, or you're

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Speaker 1: a writer. Normal people can't just go two weeks without working.

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Speaker 1: Maybe it's because I'm so new to this. I remember,

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Speaker 1: very frankly, most of my life, I don't work, I

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Speaker 1: don't eat. Just two weeks, just so coldhearted, as if

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Speaker 1: nobody else and nothing else matters, as if people don't

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Speaker 1: live different lives. Oh well just a month, Oh go

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Speaker 1: home for Easter. It's the public health. You're sitting there

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Speaker 1: ordering food delivery, doing your TV show in your boxer shorts.

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Speaker 1: I'm eating top ramen, asking my neighbor to borrow some eggs.

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Speaker 1: What in the world is wrong with these people? They

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Speaker 1: have no connection, they have no care. They're a bunch

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Speaker 1: of freaking monsters. Nine this. Look at all the people

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Speaker 1: we're forced to do this. Man, I'm telling you what, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I tell you it takes a real, real sickness to

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Speaker 1: talk that way about people and their jobs. And I'll

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Speaker 1: tell you something else. I see this from our side

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Speaker 1: a little bit right now, and I just want to

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Speaker 1: our side, a pundits and writers and things like that.

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Speaker 1: I've seen people saying things like, if you get the

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Speaker 1: You're you're a tyrant, you're an idiot. You'll never hear

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Speaker 1: me say that. Am I going to get it? No,

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Speaker 1: No matter what, I'm not getting it do. I wish

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Speaker 1: everybody would have that stance, just to just to thumb

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Speaker 1: their nose at the system. You hat. Of course, obviously

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Speaker 1: that's what I want. I'm not paying your bills. I'm

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Speaker 1: having to decide between getting a vaccine and the kids

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Speaker 1: being able to afford food. So if you find yourself

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Speaker 1: in a pickle, you're never gonna get judgment from me.

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Speaker 1: Believe me. I wish. I wish Atlas would shrug. I

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Speaker 1: wish everyone would say no, I'm not getting it, and

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Speaker 1: we would break the system and the system would back off.

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Speaker 1: That's what I want. But that's what I want. I'm

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Speaker 1: not your king, I'm not your leader. That's that's not

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Speaker 1: up to me, not up to me at all. Oh sweet,

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Speaker 1: I think Patty from Mississippi's on the line. You know

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Speaker 1: what that means, Chris Southern accent, Patty in Mississippi. Go hey, Jesse.

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Speaker 1: First of all, you are devastatingly handsome to get to

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Speaker 1: my point. With all these people getting fired right and left,

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Speaker 1: where the hell are the Republicans getting up there and

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Speaker 1: pointing out the unequal application of this vaccine mandate? Are

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Speaker 1: members of Congress and their staffers, postal workers and illegal

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Speaker 1: aliens a different species of human being and somehow COVID

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Speaker 1: doesn't affect them and so they don't have to get vaccinated.

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Speaker 1: What's up with that? Here's what's up with it, Patty.

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Speaker 1: And it's a great question. Where are they what are

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Speaker 1: they doing? Well, about ninety percent of our politicians are

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Speaker 1: still out there being vaccine salesman. You'll see this all

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Speaker 1: the time from I'm not even I'm not hanging up, Patty,

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Speaker 1: when we'll leave you on the line. The pundits and politicians.

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Speaker 1: How many of them can you see out there that

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Speaker 1: start their sentences every day like this, I'm fully vaccinated,

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Speaker 1: and I think everyone else should get vaccinated. But and

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Speaker 1: then they'll go into some anti mandate thing. They still

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Speaker 1: think the fight we're having his vaccines versus not vaccines

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Speaker 1: instead of full blown communism and liberty. They don't even

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Speaker 1: understand the fight we're fighting. That's why I was so

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Speaker 1: pessimistic about the future of it. And to answer your question,

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Speaker 1: why aren't they speaking out about the Congress not being

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Speaker 1: held to the mandates Because they're all in Congress and

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Speaker 1: those scumbags enjoy it. Does that answer your question, Patty? Well,

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Speaker 1: actually it does, because that's just it. I think the

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Speaker 1: Republicans actually enjoy being in the minority because it frees

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Speaker 1: them from blame and responsibility. Oh, Patty, they're the party

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Speaker 1: of losers. That's why I'm an anti communist. Of course

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Speaker 1: they enjoy it. They love it. It's Look, the best

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Speaker 1: example of this was the Obamacare thing. I'm gonna have

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Speaker 1: of my head. I believe they passed eight Obamacare repeal

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Speaker 1: single one of them. And then boom, we take the

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Speaker 1: House Senate in presidency and they don't repeal Obamacare. That

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Speaker 1: in the minority and whining about spending and taxes and socialism,

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Speaker 1: I love your accents. Still, I'm gonna let you go.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. It's true. Look, there's nothing better. There's nothing

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Speaker 1: better in life, nothing more comfortable in life, but useless

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Speaker 1: than being the guy who's okay being in second place.

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Speaker 1: You knew this kid in school playing dodgeball, the kid

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Speaker 1: who sucked. Oh, I don't even care if we win. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because you're a loser who sucked. Go out there and

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Speaker 1: That sucks, all right. I have a funny story about

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Speaker 1: the time, feeding hard. I promised you here on the

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. I promised you an embarrassing story, and

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Speaker 1: I will tell it here in just the second. But

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Speaker 1: before I forget a couple of things, a couple a

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Speaker 1: couple of housekeeping items. You can call tonight, but not

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Speaker 1: tomorrow night. No phone calls on Friday eight seven seven

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Speaker 1: to Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com. And I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna get to the FDA commissioner former FDA commissioner talking

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Speaker 1: you know, the F word describing gay people, the old

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Speaker 1: the old word for cigarettes. That's right, Chris, that's right.

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Speaker 1: And it reminded me of this story. You know, I

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Speaker 1: but I would highly recommend people do visit it, although

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Speaker 1: I'm sure they have horrible vaccine requirement crap now. But

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Speaker 1: back when we were there, they were it was a

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Speaker 1: bit more sane. It was still a dangerous place, but

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Speaker 1: a bit more sane. Oh brief pause here on my story.

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Speaker 1: When I say dangerous place, do stay away from Northern DC?

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Speaker 1: Northern DC, Yeah, Chris said, why, That's exactly what I

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Speaker 1: going back there applying for my job. I was trying

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Speaker 1: I tried to go back there and fly back there

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Speaker 1: for a visit. Well, I was just shocked at the

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Speaker 1: hotel prices because I didn't fully appreciate how expensive DC

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Speaker 1: was yet, and I couldn't find anything that was under

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Speaker 1: on hotel rooms. I'm just not something I'm gonna do.

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Speaker 1: and even that was expensive. It was like one hundred

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Speaker 1: But I booked the room. I didn't know the area,

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Speaker 1: I didn't know the town. I get off the plane,

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Speaker 1: getting my rental car, and I start driving into Northern DC,

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Speaker 1: and I start it is it is? Oh, you look

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Speaker 1: it up Northern DC, Chris, And the crime stats at

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Speaker 1: Northern DC is a scary place. I pulled into a

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Speaker 1: gas station and the gas station was part of the

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Speaker 1: not bars, but sheet metal pulled down over their storefronts.

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Speaker 1: And there's a whole gang of black dude sitting in

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Speaker 1: about it. So I just pulled my car up to

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Speaker 1: the gas pump. I'm gonna run and get some chips.

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00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:23,800
Speaker 1: You know. A second I pull up to the gas pump,

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Speaker 1: the whole gang gets up off their butts and starts

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Speaker 1: walking towards my car, and I thought, okay, I'm gonna

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00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:33,080
Speaker 1: go ahead and move on here. I drive out and

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00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:35,799
Speaker 1: right as I'm pulling out on the street, there is

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Speaker 1: quite obviously a lady of the night there. Lady of

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Speaker 1: the night, Chris, there is a lady of the night there.

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00:39:42,719 --> 00:39:45,600
Speaker 1: And I'm thinking to myself, were in the world if

645
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Speaker 1: I gotten myself into So I threw in the car

646
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Speaker 1: and we no, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, sped on. I

647
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:56,680
Speaker 1: get to the hotel and they have multiple cops driving

648
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Speaker 1: around the holiday in parking lot on segways and not

649
00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:03,960
Speaker 1: thinking to myself, this is not good. I'm going to

650
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:07,680
Speaker 1: sleep to the sounds of gunfire, said just be careful

651
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:09,120
Speaker 1: when you go to the DC. Anyway, back to what

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Speaker 1: I was saying. DC's fun to visit and they have

653
00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:15,680
Speaker 1: really really cool stuff of museums. Washington Monument is just

654
00:40:15,719 --> 00:40:18,520
Speaker 1: one of those things every Americans should see. In my opinion,

655
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:20,839
Speaker 1: it's awesome. The Washington Monument is awesome, which is part

656
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Speaker 1: of our history. We show up at the Washington Monument

657
00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:26,600
Speaker 1: and I don't know the details on that, someone else

658
00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:28,600
Speaker 1: will know. And the email and let me know. But

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Speaker 1: I don't know the details on the flags around Washington, DC,

660
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Speaker 1: or even if they still have them, because seemed to

661
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:38,920
Speaker 1: change in DC all the time. But circling the Washington

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Speaker 1: Monument are flags, all kinds of flags. I believe it's

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Speaker 1: all fifty American flags, but it maybe international. I don't remember. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to mess up the details on it.

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Speaker 1: There's a bunch of flags there that's important for our story. Okay,

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Speaker 1: flags there, flags there. My oldest son, believe he was

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Speaker 1: about two at the time. And not only was he two,

668
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:04,560
Speaker 1: he was everybody's known a two year old like this.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you had a two year old like this, Maybe

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Speaker 1: you were a two year old like this one. He

671
00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:12,759
Speaker 1: didn't say words all exactly the way they should be said.

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00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:14,760
Speaker 1: That's just normal kids to learn and how to talk.

673
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:19,279
Speaker 1: He called waffles offles and stuff, just standard, standard, cute

674
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:22,560
Speaker 1: stuff for kids. But when he was that age, he

675
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:28,720
Speaker 1: spoke really, really, really loudly at all times, no volume

676
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:32,640
Speaker 1: control at all. Everything was shouting, I mean everything was shouting.

677
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:38,759
Speaker 1: And he could not pronounce his ells. He could not

678
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:41,920
Speaker 1: pronounce his ells. It was just his mouth didn't work

679
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:43,399
Speaker 1: that way at the time. Don't worry the kids. Fine,

680
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:46,880
Speaker 1: he pronounces his ELL's just fine. Now we show up

681
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Speaker 1: at the Washington Monument, and you know, the wife wants

682
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:51,799
Speaker 1: to do the stuff women want to do. Let's have

683
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:53,799
Speaker 1: a picnic, that kind of thing. So we pack a

684
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:55,680
Speaker 1: bunch of I know, Chris, and that's the way they are.

685
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,839
Speaker 1: So so we pack a bunch of food. We head

686
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Speaker 1: down to the Washington Monument and lay out the blanket.

687
00:42:03,239 --> 00:42:05,719
Speaker 1: Picnic suck. By the way, there's no point. I want

688
00:42:05,719 --> 00:42:08,560
Speaker 1: a chair. Why am I laying on a blanket? Never mind,

689
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:12,280
Speaker 1: We get down on the blanket down at the Washington Monument. Well,

690
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:17,080
Speaker 1: it so happens that there is a gigantic gay parade

691
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:19,239
Speaker 1: of some kind going on. You know, they're always having

692
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Speaker 1: a parade for something. There's always some protest or something.

693
00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:25,120
Speaker 1: There's always one going on. And it turns out there's

694
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Speaker 1: one going on at the Washington Monument at the time.

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00:42:28,719 --> 00:42:33,439
Speaker 1: We're down there having a picnic. Remember my oldest son,

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00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:39,719
Speaker 1: he cannot pronounce his els. Remember the flags that are

697
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Speaker 1: surrounding the Washington Monument. So he stands up while these

698
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:47,399
Speaker 1: people are all around us. They're just trying to eat

699
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:50,120
Speaker 1: a sandwich and enjoy the day and get out of there.

700
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:54,719
Speaker 1: And he stands up as loudly as you can possibly

701
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Speaker 1: imagine and says, Dada, look at all these And he

702
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:04,640
Speaker 1: didn't say flags. He said flags without the l I

703
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:08,760
Speaker 1: have never wanted to crawl into a hole and die

704
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:14,040
Speaker 1: so badly in my entire life. And in fact, in fact,

705
00:43:14,719 --> 00:43:17,239
Speaker 1: that gives me an idea. That gives me an idea

706
00:43:17,239 --> 00:43:19,040
Speaker 1: because it was a heavy first hour of the show,

707
00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:21,560
Speaker 1: and we still have a politician coming up about eighteen

708
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:23,520
Speaker 1: minutes from now, and we got a bunch of Look,

709
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:25,360
Speaker 1: we have a full bloon Marxist to talk about. We

710
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:28,040
Speaker 1: have all this stuff to talk about on top of

711
00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:32,319
Speaker 1: your other phone calls. Anything's fine. Did your kids ever

712
00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:36,160
Speaker 1: embarrass you? And if they did, I want the story tonight.

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Speaker 1: Eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven three.

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00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:41,319
Speaker 1: Don't have to be your kids, could be kids you

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00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:45,399
Speaker 1: were babysitting, could be niece's nephews. Did your kids ever

716
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:49,799
Speaker 1: embarrass you? Eight seven seven three seven seven four three

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00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:52,960
Speaker 1: seven three. I'll take your calls on that now first

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00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:57,080
Speaker 1: and foremost, because I've been promising, remember the rules. Get

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00:43:57,160 --> 00:44:04,840
Speaker 1: to the point, Steve and Oregon go yeah, Hi, And

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00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:08,600
Speaker 1: I know one way we can get all this communist garbage. Well,

721
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:10,319
Speaker 1: all of us who have kind of signs, don't put

722
00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:12,880
Speaker 1: your taxes anymore. If they have no money, what are

723
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:16,560
Speaker 1: they gonna do. That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard

724
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:18,520
Speaker 1: in my life. We're gonna get thrown in jail. Doug

725
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:22,960
Speaker 1: in New Jersey, Doug go hey. They had a commentary

726
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Speaker 1: on that. Doug Stel s a tteo on Google and

727
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Speaker 1: YouTube buflo. It's the picture of the hand over the

728
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Speaker 1: glass caption police admit. He tells you who's responsible for

729
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:34,640
Speaker 1: the Twin Towers, mentions George Bush's name in the back

730
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Speaker 1: of that. As Damiel's blogs he's caught in human trafficking,

731
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Speaker 1: ring forced marriage with her captors, says, get the message

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Speaker 1: some house in secondary school obtaining me as easy as

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Speaker 1: search and click online. I have no idea what you're

734
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:51,520
Speaker 1: talking about. Mike in Idaho, Mike go ahead. Oh shoot,

735
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:53,239
Speaker 1: I might have gone to Mike a little bit early. Mike.

736
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Speaker 1: You there, I've been to Mike a little early. Mike,

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Speaker 1: We'll come back to you. Don't worry. I'm not hanging

738
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Speaker 1: up on you, all right. I'm not hanging up on you. Yeah,

739
00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:05,000
Speaker 1: go ahead, Michael, Yeah, all right, Jesse. So I want

740
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:08,600
Speaker 1: to discuss tactics as kind of the ongoing national divorce

741
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:12,719
Speaker 1: intensified now. I have always believed in the fundamental differences

742
00:45:12,719 --> 00:45:15,759
Speaker 1: between us and the communists. We need to win by

743
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:19,080
Speaker 1: working through the system where they don't. Now. Remember Carol

744
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:21,200
Speaker 1: Ross talking about this a couple of weeks ago, and

745
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:22,759
Speaker 1: I want to agree with her. I mean, that's what

746
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:26,000
Speaker 1: separates us from the communist right. You see, they've promoted

747
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,600
Speaker 1: the idea that the entire system of government is replete

748
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:32,680
Speaker 1: with class warfare and systemic racism and oppression, and therefore

749
00:45:32,719 --> 00:45:36,160
Speaker 1: the entire system must be completely destroyed and remade according

750
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:38,880
Speaker 1: to their vision of the world, equity and whatever garbage

751
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:41,840
Speaker 1: they have. That's how it works. We reform and redeem,

752
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:45,800
Speaker 1: they destroy. But now I hear you talking more about

753
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:50,120
Speaker 1: using their tactics against them, Like we get their advertisers

754
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:52,640
Speaker 1: to cancel them, We follow the Communes into the bathroom,

755
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:55,839
Speaker 1: we call to them from their front lawns, We make

756
00:45:55,880 --> 00:46:00,400
Speaker 1: them uncomfortable in the reality that they've created. And I

757
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:02,600
Speaker 1: gotta tell you that feels great, But I'm a little

758
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:05,120
Speaker 1: bit worried. Jesse, Go ahead, what are you worried about, Buddy?

759
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:09,120
Speaker 1: Go ahead, Okay, So I pumped my fist with pride

760
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:12,080
Speaker 1: after the Justice for January sixth rallies because we did

761
00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:15,279
Speaker 1: not take the bait. Now, these Commies are one successful

762
00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:17,320
Speaker 1: false flag event for ushering and a whole slate of

763
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:19,279
Speaker 1: voting wats that will make it impossible for them to

764
00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:21,839
Speaker 1: ever lose another election. And they know how to poke

765
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:23,680
Speaker 1: at Jesse. They know how to poke a right, They

766
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:26,480
Speaker 1: know how to bait us. They are excellent baiters. I mean,

767
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:31,080
Speaker 1: you might even say that they're Mike, Mike, control yourself, Mike,

768
00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:35,640
Speaker 1: all right, that's actually not a bad call. That's that's

769
00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:37,759
Speaker 1: not Look, he's not a bad point. That's not a

770
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:40,000
Speaker 1: bad point at all. That's not a bad point at all.

771
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:47,640
Speaker 1: Going forward. What I've said, yes, we need to adopt

772
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:51,680
Speaker 1: the communists tactics. We we do some of their tactics.

773
00:46:51,719 --> 00:46:54,240
Speaker 1: We have to. We have to adopt them. They're winning

774
00:46:54,239 --> 00:46:56,760
Speaker 1: and we're losing. Okay, when your enemy is doing things

775
00:46:57,040 --> 00:47:01,359
Speaker 1: that are effective against you, you copy him. But we do.

776
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:03,400
Speaker 1: Mike brings up a good point. We do have to

777
00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:06,120
Speaker 1: do it smartly. It's why I told you about that

778
00:47:06,239 --> 00:47:08,920
Speaker 1: Justice for January sixth rally they were going to have

779
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,000
Speaker 1: in DC. And what did I say. I came on

780
00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:15,399
Speaker 1: the air and said, stay away from Fedfest twenty twenty one.

781
00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:20,160
Speaker 1: That entire thing is gonna be FBI agents and ATF

782
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:24,120
Speaker 1: agents and Homeland Security agents trying to bait you into

783
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:27,839
Speaker 1: saying or doing something stupid so they have an excuse

784
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:33,239
Speaker 1: to go after you. When I say fight like the communists,

785
00:47:33,239 --> 00:47:38,319
Speaker 1: I still mean smartly, smartly at all times. All right,

786
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:41,120
Speaker 1: I'll take your calls eight seven seven three seven seven

787
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:45,920
Speaker 1: four three seven three give me embarrassing stories when as

788
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Speaker 1: a child, your child, someone else's child embarrassed you. First.

789
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:55,440
Speaker 1: They're still trying to pass this bill through Congress. And

790
00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:58,520
Speaker 1: I had a chance to talk to Congressman Brady yesterday

791
00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:01,160
Speaker 1: from Texas, and I asked him a handcap it for me.

792
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:05,399
Speaker 1: This bill could crush our financial system. Here, is it dead?

793
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:07,319
Speaker 1: Please tell me it's dead. And he said, Jesse, I

794
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:10,120
Speaker 1: wish I could tell you it's dead. Nancy Pelosi has

795
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:14,800
Speaker 1: a history of getting these things done. Call Oxford Gold

796
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:19,439
Speaker 1: Group and get gold delivered to your house. Get gold

797
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:22,319
Speaker 1: delivered to your house. They make it cake and they're

798
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:25,160
Speaker 1: so easy to deal with and when you tell Oxford

799
00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:28,440
Speaker 1: Jesse told you to call, they will take extra special

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00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:31,200
Speaker 1: care of you because I know them personally. I sent

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00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:36,000
Speaker 1: my dad there eight three three nine nine gold eight

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00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:40,239
Speaker 1: three three nine nine five gold gets something with some

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Speaker 1: kind of tangible value in your hands Oxford Gold Group

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Speaker 1: eight three three nine nine five gold for gold you

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Speaker 1: can hold miss catch up Jesse Kelly Show dot com.

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00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:05,560
Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show, and it's it's it's

807
00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:07,520
Speaker 1: just to answer your question, Chris, It's not that I'm

808
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Speaker 1: not a Doobie Brothers fan. It's not that I enjoyed

809
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Speaker 1: that song. They're okay. They're just okay. A lot of

810
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:19,960
Speaker 1: those bands, people Revere are okay, right, They're not more

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Speaker 1: than okay. The question, by the way, put out to

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Speaker 1: the masses eight seven seven three seven seven four three

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Speaker 1: seven three was has your kid ever embarrassed you? Or

814
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:32,480
Speaker 1: someone else's kid ever embarrassed you? I just gave you

815
00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:34,759
Speaker 1: my embarrassing story. And remember, I've got more for that

816
00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:37,360
Speaker 1: same child who said that about the flags in the

817
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Speaker 1: gay Pride parade. That's the child who ate the gum

818
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Speaker 1: off the bottom of the table in the pizza restaurant

819
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Speaker 1: slash arcade. You think I don't have stories, man, I've

820
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:51,840
Speaker 1: got stories. I've got scars. I got PTSD Tom and

821
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Speaker 1: Denver go brother Jesse, My wife and I and my

822
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Speaker 1: two sons were on the Asian and MAUI. We're with

823
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Speaker 1: two other families, both with two kids. We're sitting at

824
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Speaker 1: the pool one day. Adults are enjoying and drinks and

825
00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:11,960
Speaker 1: the kids are playing in the pool. And we hear

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Speaker 1: so and say a little at that kid. And I

827
00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:17,799
Speaker 1: looked over and I see my four year old son

828
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Speaker 1: standing at the edge of the pool with a swimsuit

829
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Speaker 1: around his ankles and into the fool. Whose kid is that?

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Speaker 1: Thank you? To thank you? Tom David in California, girl,

831
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Speaker 1: brother Jesse. Every kid has their own movie or movies

832
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Speaker 1: they'd watched all the time. It was besound of music

833
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Speaker 1: from the sixties. Wouldn't you know it? What he took

834
00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:56,360
Speaker 1: away from that movie? He's with my wife in a supermarket.

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Speaker 1: How a supermarket? He stumps up his arm up behind

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Speaker 1: the air, Hi, Hilary, Oh no, no, thank you David.

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Speaker 1: Oh gosh, well we're moving, we're moving. Oh go all right,

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Speaker 1: Jesse and San diego go ahead, all right. First time

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Speaker 1: in the middle of my daughter's sold she was two

840
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Speaker 1: years old. By the way, she's seen Laney with purkers on.

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Speaker 1: She kept walking around saying, look and then Jesse, thanks, thanks, Jesse, gosh,

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Speaker 1: oh that's brutal. Kids are the worst John in Virginia.

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Speaker 1: Go John. My mother chose story. This is a New

844
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Speaker 1: York City about nineteen fifty eight. We were waiting at

845
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Speaker 1: My sister was about three years old, and uh, my

846
00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:04,880
Speaker 1: sister says, look at all the blanks in cars. And

847
00:52:05,239 --> 00:52:08,680
Speaker 1: at that time, my sister cling for Nownse but certain

848
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:13,399
Speaker 1: letters and my all these older people looking down at her,

849
00:52:13,600 --> 00:52:17,120
Speaker 1: and my mother corrected, yes, Katrina, there are a lot

850
00:52:17,160 --> 00:52:29,000
Speaker 1: of chucks in cars. Thank you, Thank you. Going next

851
00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:31,719
Speaker 1: to Johnny the truck driver. Thank you for the dartboard,

852
00:52:31,719 --> 00:52:36,839
Speaker 1: my friend, go ahead, Johnny, kill those commies. Jesse, six

853
00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:40,080
Speaker 1: black darts. I got the darts in the dartboard. Thank you, sir.

854
00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:44,799
Speaker 1: You are welcome. My thirty year old daughter invites me

855
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:48,400
Speaker 1: to a restaurant that I frequented many times her thirtieth

856
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:51,000
Speaker 1: birthday party. She tells me it's going to be a

857
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:54,279
Speaker 1: costume party. So I go out and I buy a

858
00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:58,480
Speaker 1: pirate's costume, buy my youngest daughter. I buy my youngest

859
00:52:58,520 --> 00:53:01,520
Speaker 1: daughter a little angel costume, and we show up for

860
00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:04,800
Speaker 1: the party and it's like one hundred and fifty people

861
00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:07,440
Speaker 1: in the place, and me and my little daughter are

862
00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:11,160
Speaker 1: the only ones in costume, staring around wondering what the

863
00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:16,839
Speaker 1: hell is going on? That sucks. Oh, that sucks. I

864
00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:18,719
Speaker 1: hope your daughter did that to you on purpose, though,

865
00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:21,319
Speaker 1: because that's hilarious. And now I'm going to be doing

866
00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:23,040
Speaker 1: that to other people the next time we have a

867
00:53:23,040 --> 00:53:26,520
Speaker 1: neighborhood party, I'm one percent telling everyone it's a costume

868
00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:30,080
Speaker 1: party and it's gonna be the best Mark in New York. Go.

869
00:53:30,280 --> 00:53:35,000
Speaker 1: Brother and my daughter, when she was two and a half,

870
00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:37,440
Speaker 1: she kept pointing at this guy came to order or

871
00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:38,960
Speaker 1: trying to sell us something and calling him an a

872
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:41,880
Speaker 1: hole A hole. Well, her favorite snack is apples, and

873
00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:43,440
Speaker 1: we didn't see the pin on a collar that was

874
00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:49,200
Speaker 1: from the Big Apple until after. Embarrassed me for a second,

875
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:50,600
Speaker 1: but I was glad she was doing it because I

876
00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:57,520
Speaker 1: wasn't gonna buy Thank you Mark. That sucks. Tracy and

877
00:53:57,600 --> 00:54:03,239
Speaker 1: Washington go, Yeah. So my four year old son, he

878
00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:05,239
Speaker 1: was little for his size, so just a little guy.

879
00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:07,880
Speaker 1: We go to a restaurant, just to past food restaurant,

880
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:10,399
Speaker 1: and it's four walls, a bunch of table sitting out

881
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:14,080
Speaker 1: so that it's just one ginormous room. And we're eating,

882
00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:17,040
Speaker 1: and Grandma and I are and we're just visiting, and

883
00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:21,160
Speaker 1: all of a sudden he has this massive belch. Don't

884
00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:23,759
Speaker 1: know how it came out of his little body. All

885
00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:26,120
Speaker 1: of the people in the restaurant turned and looked at

886
00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:29,640
Speaker 1: it echoed off of the walls, and we fell apart, laughing,

887
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:32,520
Speaker 1: tears running down our face. It was the funniest thing ever.

888
00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:35,480
Speaker 1: Don't know where that came from. Oh that's the best.

889
00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:41,160
Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you, Jats, Lana are sorry. My eyes

890
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:46,160
Speaker 1: are going. Lanta in Jersey, go Hi, Olama and Hea,

891
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:48,279
Speaker 1: New Jersey. I was calling about my four year old

892
00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:51,239
Speaker 1: who used to watch Chitty Chitty Bang Bang NonStop and

893
00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:53,919
Speaker 1: what he took away from that movie was he thought

894
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:56,120
Speaker 1: he could fly. So he was in his little tych's

895
00:54:56,200 --> 00:54:59,000
Speaker 1: car on the deck that his father had built, and

896
00:54:59,040 --> 00:55:01,160
Speaker 1: he went down through lights the stairs. I found them

897
00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:04,120
Speaker 1: upside down. I've heard this little yell. I go you okay.

898
00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:06,719
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, I was just doing titty titty bang bang.

899
00:55:06,760 --> 00:55:09,920
Speaker 1: So it wasn't an embarrassing moment, but it was. You

900
00:55:09,960 --> 00:55:12,799
Speaker 1: know what kids will do when they see something like us,

901
00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:15,120
Speaker 1: what they'll do. Thank you for the call, Wanda. I

902
00:55:15,160 --> 00:55:17,400
Speaker 1: will take some more calls. We'll get to you after

903
00:55:17,440 --> 00:55:21,120
Speaker 1: the guests. We have a surprise politician coming on next

904
00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:24,640
Speaker 1: eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven three.

905
00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:28,959
Speaker 1: Embarrassing Stories? Has your kid ever embarrassed you? Eight seven

906
00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:33,160
Speaker 1: seven three seven seven four three seven three, also Biden's nominee.

907
00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:37,719
Speaker 1: She tried to remove a thesis on Carl Marx. I

908
00:55:37,880 --> 00:55:52,320
Speaker 1: wonder why hang on? It is the Jesse Kelly Show,

909
00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:55,960
Speaker 1: and I promised you going into this that we would

910
00:55:55,960 --> 00:55:59,920
Speaker 1: have a surprise politician. Well, surprise, he didn't show up.

911
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:05,160
Speaker 1: So we're gonna get back to your embarrassing kids stories

912
00:56:05,239 --> 00:56:09,439
Speaker 1: in just a moment. Embarrassing things your kids have done

913
00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:12,319
Speaker 1: to you eight seven seven three seven seven four three

914
00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:14,439
Speaker 1: seven three. But I have to go over a couple

915
00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:16,480
Speaker 1: of things really quickly here. One of them is a

916
00:56:16,480 --> 00:56:19,359
Speaker 1: little dark. So hang on the line with your kids

917
00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:21,680
Speaker 1: stories here because one of these is a little dark.

918
00:56:21,719 --> 00:56:23,799
Speaker 1: And I have to say it all right, it has

919
00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:25,760
Speaker 1: to be said. I brought it up before on the show.

920
00:56:28,239 --> 00:56:34,680
Speaker 1: Losing a major war. It is nothing you or I

921
00:56:34,719 --> 00:56:38,440
Speaker 1: have ever experienced. And don't get me wrong, I understand

922
00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:43,319
Speaker 1: we've lost some foreign wars in foreign conflicts. I get

923
00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:46,719
Speaker 1: that about Vietnam, and people will bring up Afghanistan. I

924
00:56:46,880 --> 00:56:52,560
Speaker 1: mean losing a major war on your soil. And I

925
00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:56,160
Speaker 1: could give you a million different examples of what this means.

926
00:56:56,560 --> 00:57:00,759
Speaker 1: You could go to ancient times about you lose a

927
00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:05,200
Speaker 1: war on your soil. They will walk into your capital.

928
00:57:05,760 --> 00:57:10,000
Speaker 1: They will chop off every man's head, every child and

929
00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:13,600
Speaker 1: woman who didn't throw themselves off the city walls will

930
00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:17,160
Speaker 1: then be taken into some form of abhorrent slavery for

931
00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:19,880
Speaker 1: the rest of their lives. That's an ancient version of it,

932
00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:26,040
Speaker 1: a more quote modern civilized version of it. You know

933
00:57:26,080 --> 00:57:27,960
Speaker 1: what bombs? You know what? You know what would be

934
00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:31,360
Speaker 1: like to have bombs dropping on your city? I mean

935
00:57:31,400 --> 00:57:34,680
Speaker 1: try to picture that. Yeah, I mean one explosion, one

936
00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:37,600
Speaker 1: explosion from a terrorist attack goes off in your city.

937
00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:41,520
Speaker 1: It's auful. It's a huge deal, and it should be.

938
00:57:41,520 --> 00:57:44,720
Speaker 1: I'm not saying it shouldn't be, but one explosion goes

939
00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:50,560
Speaker 1: off in your city, that's a big deal. Think about

940
00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:55,320
Speaker 1: a thousand pound bomb a five thousand pound bomb going

941
00:57:55,360 --> 00:58:00,880
Speaker 1: off in your city, that's the end of the world.

942
00:58:01,160 --> 00:58:04,760
Speaker 1: Think about a skyscraper falling down, Think about your home

943
00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:07,680
Speaker 1: having a bomb dropped on I mean, losing a war

944
00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:10,560
Speaker 1: on your home soil. I forget the number, and I

945
00:58:10,560 --> 00:58:13,680
Speaker 1: should have looked this up beforehand, but I believe it

946
00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:19,400
Speaker 1: was twenty percent of France's under thirty male population was

947
00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:22,760
Speaker 1: slaughtered in World War One. Either twenty percent fought or

948
00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:24,360
Speaker 1: twenty percent was lost, but it was. It was a

949
00:58:24,480 --> 00:58:28,200
Speaker 1: huge percentage of the population was gone. Britain, same story, Germany,

950
00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:32,440
Speaker 1: same story. Mass carnage like you could never comprehend, and

951
00:58:32,520 --> 00:58:34,400
Speaker 1: I could never comprehend it. I've never lived through it.

952
00:58:34,520 --> 00:58:36,880
Speaker 1: I only know that the stories I read. I just

953
00:58:36,960 --> 00:58:39,919
Speaker 1: I'm only trying to drive this point home. You don't

954
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:43,200
Speaker 1: want to lose a major war. You don't and because

955
00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:45,840
Speaker 1: we never have, we think we never will. But the

956
00:58:45,920 --> 00:58:49,000
Speaker 1: history of the world says we absolutely will. I'm looking

957
00:58:49,040 --> 00:58:53,240
Speaker 1: at a headline here US nuclear powered submarine struck an

958
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:58,400
Speaker 1: object underwater and the South China Sea on Saturday. This

959
00:58:58,520 --> 00:59:03,520
Speaker 1: is time after time after time, we have naval vessels

960
00:59:03,680 --> 00:59:09,120
Speaker 1: that cost billions running into things as if it's Mikhale's Navy.

961
00:59:09,560 --> 00:59:14,000
Speaker 1: They're they're being lit on fire. We're losing equipment. What

962
00:59:14,240 --> 00:59:17,160
Speaker 1: is going on with the military. I'm going to tell

963
00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:22,320
Speaker 1: you again so everyone understands it. We do not have

964
00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:25,760
Speaker 1: a good military in this country. You think we do

965
00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:29,720
Speaker 1: because you see the fancy equipment. Oh oh, I get it.

966
00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:32,640
Speaker 1: We have the fanciest equipment, the most advanced, no question

967
00:59:32,680 --> 00:59:35,520
Speaker 1: about it. You think we do because you think the

968
00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:38,800
Speaker 1: Navy Seals. Yes, the Navy Seals are the best. There

969
00:59:38,800 --> 00:59:42,080
Speaker 1: are Delta Force best, there are Green Berets, Marine Force

970
00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:44,120
Speaker 1: recomp best, there are I got it, I got best.

971
00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:47,920
Speaker 1: There are yep. I know we have a great frontline.

972
00:59:48,680 --> 00:59:52,480
Speaker 1: I understand we have the most advanced equipment. We do

973
00:59:52,520 --> 00:59:55,280
Speaker 1: not have a good military. We do not have a

974
00:59:55,320 --> 00:59:59,400
Speaker 1: military that is capable of winning a major war. And

975
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:03,760
Speaker 1: if the other evil powers in this world figure it out,

976
01:00:04,120 --> 01:00:07,680
Speaker 1: we are in deep trouble. That takes me clear back

977
01:00:07,720 --> 01:00:10,000
Speaker 1: to what I describe to you at the very beginning

978
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:12,520
Speaker 1: of the show about why I give us ten years

979
01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:15,960
Speaker 1: because Republicans will have all the power after twenty twenty

980
01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:19,720
Speaker 1: four and they won't do a thing about the military.

981
01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:22,919
Speaker 1: It'll be all huh, you know, I respect you, General, Well,

982
01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:26,280
Speaker 1: thank you for your service. General, Instead of pack up

983
01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:30,920
Speaker 1: your stuff, useless loser, You're gone. You're gone, You're gone.

984
01:00:31,280 --> 01:00:34,880
Speaker 1: You've never won a war. You presided over this woke garbage.

985
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:36,880
Speaker 1: You're the one who decided we had to have a

986
01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:40,440
Speaker 1: bunch of transgenders in the military. You're gone, You're fired,

987
01:00:40,440 --> 01:00:43,720
Speaker 1: You're fired, and you're fired. You're all freaking fired. That's

988
01:00:43,760 --> 01:00:47,280
Speaker 1: what it will take. It will take a gigantic cultural

989
01:00:47,400 --> 01:00:51,840
Speaker 1: overhaul of the military, and Republicans simply don't have the

990
01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:55,280
Speaker 1: stones to pull that off. And you know I'm right,

991
01:00:56,680 --> 01:00:59,760
Speaker 1: this is not a small thing. This keeps happening for

992
01:00:59,800 --> 01:01:01,600
Speaker 1: a reason. Do I need to remind you of the

993
01:01:01,640 --> 01:01:05,000
Speaker 1: Obama years? We had a whole bunch of sailors on

994
01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:08,680
Speaker 1: their knees with their hands on their heads, taken down

995
01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:11,480
Speaker 1: by who who wasn't it might had to be Brittain

996
01:01:11,560 --> 01:01:14,640
Speaker 1: or somebody. What juggernaut of a navy could take us down?

997
01:01:15,680 --> 01:01:20,960
Speaker 1: It was Iran. You do not understand how much trouble

998
01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:22,920
Speaker 1: we're in. And the problem is, even if you do,

999
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:26,520
Speaker 1: because you personally probably do, the country won't and the

1000
01:01:26,560 --> 01:01:29,760
Speaker 1: country would never believe you until it's too late. How

1001
01:01:29,760 --> 01:01:32,320
Speaker 1: do I know that? Because it's happened to every single

1002
01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:36,400
Speaker 1: historical power in history, from the Mongols to the Romans,

1003
01:01:36,440 --> 01:01:39,360
Speaker 1: to the Persians, to the Greeks to the you name

1004
01:01:39,760 --> 01:01:44,120
Speaker 1: a historical juggernaut. The Ottomans, they were all invincible, have

1005
01:01:44,360 --> 01:01:47,720
Speaker 1: never been beaten, right up until the point they weren't.

1006
01:01:48,560 --> 01:01:50,840
Speaker 1: And then everyone looks around as they pick up the

1007
01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:55,320
Speaker 1: rubble in a day saying how could this happen? I'm

1008
01:01:55,320 --> 01:01:58,240
Speaker 1: not going to be confused. I know exactly how it happened,

1009
01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:01,760
Speaker 1: all right, and barrassing kids stories. That's enough of that

1010
01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:06,160
Speaker 1: for now, Rex in Washington, go boy, it's hard to

1011
01:02:06,160 --> 01:02:09,280
Speaker 1: be funny now, Jess. But so five and a half

1012
01:02:09,400 --> 01:02:11,600
Speaker 1: year old son or five year old son six and

1013
01:02:11,640 --> 01:02:13,440
Speaker 1: a half year old daughter front seed to pick up

1014
01:02:13,520 --> 01:02:16,200
Speaker 1: on her main street and spoken, these two little hoodlums

1015
01:02:16,720 --> 01:02:20,560
Speaker 1: walking down the sidewalk, pitch their super sloopery cups out

1016
01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:23,800
Speaker 1: onto the road, windows down, and somewhere said hey, don't

1017
01:02:23,840 --> 01:02:26,680
Speaker 1: throw your trash on the road. And these two little

1018
01:02:26,760 --> 01:02:29,080
Speaker 1: kids turn around and after you, they didn't say after

1019
01:02:29,240 --> 01:02:33,080
Speaker 1: they said the thing. And my daughter said, did you

1020
01:02:33,160 --> 01:02:35,160
Speaker 1: hear what they said? Dad? And I said, yeah, some

1021
01:02:35,240 --> 01:02:37,600
Speaker 1: people don't talk very good, do they? And she holds

1022
01:02:37,640 --> 01:02:39,400
Speaker 1: up her middle finger and says, yeah, you can say

1023
01:02:39,440 --> 01:02:48,720
Speaker 1: it like this too, Dad. That sucks. Thanks Rex. There's

1024
01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:53,120
Speaker 1: nothing you know, we as parents, I'm just as guilty

1025
01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:55,760
Speaker 1: this as anyone else. We like to imagine they're a

1026
01:02:55,800 --> 01:02:59,320
Speaker 1: lot more innocent than they are. I'm not stupid. I

1027
01:02:59,480 --> 01:03:02,240
Speaker 1: have a twin ye in, an eleven year old, and

1028
01:03:02,320 --> 01:03:04,440
Speaker 1: they know if they speak like that in the house,

1029
01:03:04,480 --> 01:03:07,400
Speaker 1: they're in trouble. You think, I don't know. They're having

1030
01:03:07,440 --> 01:03:10,200
Speaker 1: fun with their friends on the playground, figuring out all

1031
01:03:10,240 --> 01:03:12,680
Speaker 1: the new words they heard in this movie. I'm not

1032
01:03:12,760 --> 01:03:16,600
Speaker 1: an idiot. I was that age once too. Don't don't

1033
01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:19,440
Speaker 1: pee on my foot and tell me it's rained, Joe

1034
01:03:19,480 --> 01:03:24,320
Speaker 1: and San Diego go boss, Hey, speaking of being on

1035
01:03:24,360 --> 01:03:27,240
Speaker 1: your foot and telling you it's rained. My oldest son

1036
01:03:27,440 --> 01:03:29,720
Speaker 1: is thirteen. When he was five and a half, we

1037
01:03:29,760 --> 01:03:32,840
Speaker 1: had moved from the country down to the city before

1038
01:03:32,840 --> 01:03:34,840
Speaker 1: I bought a house out in the country, and I

1039
01:03:34,840 --> 01:03:37,240
Speaker 1: guess they brought some habits with him. I got a

1040
01:03:37,280 --> 01:03:40,919
Speaker 1: behavior report from his teacher at school and it said

1041
01:03:40,960 --> 01:03:45,080
Speaker 1: that he had inappropriately exposed himself. And of course this

1042
01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:49,080
Speaker 1: you know, he conjured all sorts of awful connotations in

1043
01:03:49,120 --> 01:03:51,680
Speaker 1: my mind, criminal ones, and I thought one of the

1044
01:03:51,720 --> 01:03:53,440
Speaker 1: world was going on. So I called the teacher and

1045
01:03:53,520 --> 01:03:57,320
Speaker 1: she said, basically he had peted on the tree. And

1046
01:03:57,560 --> 01:03:59,959
Speaker 1: I mean, it was so difficult because I respected the teacher.

1047
01:04:00,160 --> 01:04:02,080
Speaker 1: I was trying to take her seriously, but it just

1048
01:04:02,120 --> 01:04:05,720
Speaker 1: seemed like, well, we know what mental ailment she was suffering.

1049
01:04:06,160 --> 01:04:08,120
Speaker 1: So I just told her, you know, hey, we live

1050
01:04:08,160 --> 01:04:10,480
Speaker 1: in the country. He thought it was appropriate. I'll explain

1051
01:04:10,520 --> 01:04:15,800
Speaker 1: to him. It's not pretty simple, you know, I respect it. Actually,

1052
01:04:15,840 --> 01:04:17,959
Speaker 1: we're gonna take a lot more these eight seven seven

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Speaker 1: three seven seven four three seven three. We need to

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Speaker 1: pick me up after I just dragged everybody down with

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Speaker 1: the state of our military. I'm going to get to

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Speaker 1: these in a second. Remember my story about those about

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Speaker 1: peeing on the tree. My folks were having a gigantic

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Speaker 1: party with all their friends over on the back porch.

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Speaker 1: I think it actually might have been a church party,

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Speaker 1: but don't quote me on that. I don't remember. I

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Speaker 1: was little, I was four or five, as all these

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Speaker 1: adults over there, and I go up to my dad

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Speaker 1: and tell him I got a pee and my dad says, well,

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Speaker 1: go pee behind the tree, and I went and walked

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Speaker 1: a complete circle around the tree and faced the whole

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Speaker 1: party and dropped my pants to my knees in pete

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Speaker 1: in front of everybody. Kids are just monsters. We're monsters

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Speaker 1: eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven three

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Speaker 1: give me away. A kid embarrassed you? Now, speaking of family,

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Speaker 1: protecting them is a bit important, don't you think, even

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Speaker 1: when they embarrass us. And for months I've been telling

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Speaker 1: you about the non lethal gun Hero twenty twenty dot com.

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Speaker 1: You see, they've engineered a better solution than pepper spraye frankly,

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Speaker 1: a lot more powerful and it's not cumbersome at all.

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Speaker 1: It's just about the size of your cell phone and

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Speaker 1: it it's firing projectiles one hundred miles per hour into

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Speaker 1: somebody's chest where it explodes this chemical pepper ball in

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Speaker 1: their face. And believe me, they're not going to be

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Speaker 1: harassing you anymore. And it only takes a few minutes

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Speaker 1: to learn how to use it. The thing has a

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Speaker 1: laser sight on it. It doesn't even require a concealed

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Speaker 1: carry permit. Go now get one for yourself and your

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Speaker 1: used to code Jesse that'll get you a special discount

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Speaker 1: Hero twenty twenty dot com. Code Jesse that's Hero twenty

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Speaker 1: twenty dot com. And as always, state law restrictions may apply.

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Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly show. Stratton and the Ohio Pennsylvania,

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Speaker 1: the Ohio Pennsylvania from Pennsylvania, the the Illinois President of

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Speaker 1: the Don Harmon State Center, Laura Murphy State Rep. Uh

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Speaker 1: Um Martin Moyland and we got great paper leadershire too, Tim?

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Speaker 1: What worse? Tim? There you go? Tim? Thank you, Thank

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Speaker 1: you pal fl Cio State President and Jeff Isaacs and

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Speaker 1: United Brothers of Carpenters who and Don Finn ib w

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Speaker 1: and uh and Robert Writer reader Reader or E t

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Speaker 1: R Rereaders, ladies and gentlemen, the leader of the free world.

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Speaker 1: You know what, though, I'll tell you what you know

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Speaker 1: what's underrated. I've been hard on Joe Biden. I respect

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01:07:03,400 --> 01:07:07,120
Speaker 1: some of his techniques for forgetting people's names, because I

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Speaker 1: am the master of that. He clearly didn't know poor

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Speaker 1: Tim's name. I don't know who Tim was there? And

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01:07:12,640 --> 01:07:18,440
Speaker 1: we got Tim? Where's Tim? At Hey? Timmy? Thanks buddy.

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Speaker 1: And then when he really really gets confused, I do

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Speaker 1: this all the time. I'm really good with this. I

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01:07:23,240 --> 01:07:24,960
Speaker 1: use this with the wife all the time when she's

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01:07:24,960 --> 01:07:27,320
Speaker 1: asking did you figure this out? Or did you make

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01:07:27,520 --> 01:07:29,919
Speaker 1: did you fix the door? Well? You know, and did

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Speaker 1: she be capitive? And sometimes it works, you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean, let's just say what I'll be all never mind,

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Speaker 1: I'll explain it to you later. Works like a charm.

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Speaker 1: I did love I love this one though. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I thought I've been lectured about being the party of science.

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Speaker 1: I'll get back to your calls in a minute. I've

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01:07:47,560 --> 01:07:50,280
Speaker 1: been lectured about science for so long, which is weird

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01:07:50,320 --> 01:07:53,040
Speaker 1: because I heard the President say this today. We have

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Speaker 1: to beat this sleep. So while I didn't race to

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01:07:57,200 --> 01:08:00,000
Speaker 1: do it right away, that's why I've had to move

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Speaker 1: towards requirements and everyone get vaccinated. Or I had the

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Speaker 1: authority to do that, that wasn't my first instinct. My

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Speaker 1: administration is not requiring treaderal workers to be vaccinated. We've

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Speaker 1: also required federal contractors to be vaccinated. If you have

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Speaker 1: a contract of the federal government, working from the federal government,

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Speaker 1: you have to be vaccinated. We're requiring active duty military

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Speaker 1: to be vaccinated. We're making sure healthcare workers are vaccinated

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Speaker 1: because if you seek care at a healthcare facility, you

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Speaker 1: should have a certainty that the people providing that care

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Speaker 1: are protected from COVID and cannot spread it to you.

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Speaker 1: Vaccinated people can spread coronavirus. And look, that's not some

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Speaker 1: right wing opinion. Everyone knows that. Even the broken corrupted

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Speaker 1: CDC has admitted that. Even Faucci's loser I almost said

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01:08:52,800 --> 01:08:55,880
Speaker 1: a bad word. Even Foucci has said that there's not

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01:08:55,920 --> 01:08:58,559
Speaker 1: a single person out there who says vaccinated people can't

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Speaker 1: spread it. So what are you talking about, mister president?

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Speaker 1: And this this may have been the best line of

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Speaker 1: the day. Talk about missing the point. More people are

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Speaker 1: getting vaccinated, more lines are being saved. Let's be clear.

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Speaker 1: When you see headlines and reports of mass firings and

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01:09:15,800 --> 01:09:19,120
Speaker 1: hundreds of people losing their jobs, look at the bigger story.

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Speaker 1: I've spoken with Scott Kirby, CEO of United Airlines, who

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Speaker 1: was here today. United went from fifty nine percent of

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01:09:26,320 --> 01:09:29,880
Speaker 1: their employees to ninety nine percent of their employees in

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01:09:29,960 --> 01:09:33,080
Speaker 1: less than two months after implementing the requirement because they

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01:09:33,160 --> 01:09:38,720
Speaker 1: fired the other ones. What in the world, what it's

1143
01:09:38,760 --> 01:09:43,160
Speaker 1: like a football coach getting a hundred players in front

1144
01:09:43,200 --> 01:09:46,080
Speaker 1: of him on the team and saying, you know what,

1145
01:09:47,160 --> 01:09:50,920
Speaker 1: everybody who's left handed needs to learn to be right

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01:09:50,960 --> 01:09:55,000
Speaker 1: handed now, and then standing up a month later and

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01:09:55,040 --> 01:09:57,880
Speaker 1: there's only forty players and he says, look, we made it.

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Speaker 1: One hundred percent of the team is right handed. Look

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01:10:00,640 --> 01:10:04,840
Speaker 1: how well we did. Jeez? These people, man, and they

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01:10:04,840 --> 01:10:07,880
Speaker 1: don't just the lack of care you get when you're

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01:10:07,880 --> 01:10:11,320
Speaker 1: in DC long enough for real people. I mean, I'm laughing.

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Speaker 1: That's a real pilot's job at United. That's a stewardess's job.

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01:10:16,760 --> 01:10:19,719
Speaker 1: That's a nurse's job. That's an X ray technician's job.

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01:10:20,040 --> 01:10:23,920
Speaker 1: I have stacks of emails from military guys sitting in

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Speaker 1: front of me right now. Jesse. I'm scared, Jesse. I'm

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01:10:26,120 --> 01:10:28,360
Speaker 1: getting out, Jesse. They're kicking me out. What do I do?

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Speaker 1: These people are monsters? Man. Gosh, all right, that's enough

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01:10:31,920 --> 01:10:35,880
Speaker 1: ugly stuff. Where's your kids? Embarrassed you? Rudy? Oh shoot,

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Speaker 1: I messed up the phone, Rudy. I can't click on

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Speaker 1: your phone. I've somehow messed it up, Rudy and Long

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Speaker 1: Island go, how are you doing? My situation is this?

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Speaker 1: Can you hear me? Okay, got your brother go okay. Good.

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Speaker 1: When my daughter was very small, about two, I used

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Speaker 1: to put in the bed, I put the pacifier in

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01:10:56,000 --> 01:10:58,439
Speaker 1: her mouth and I prow over my shoulders the fall asleep.

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Speaker 1: She would grab one of my skin tags on my

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01:11:00,960 --> 01:11:03,839
Speaker 1: neck and roll around the fingers until she fell asleep.

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Speaker 1: So one night, I'm laying on the cash reading the paper.

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Speaker 1: My wife's got a half stuffing soccer. Moms all drinking

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Speaker 1: coffee in the kitchen, and she says, Danielle, it's time

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Speaker 1: to go to bed. Danielle says, oh good, I get

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01:11:17,720 --> 01:11:27,960
Speaker 1: to play with daddy's balls. Harry am waiting for the

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Speaker 1: coffee cups to come through the paper, and I'm frozen.

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01:11:31,680 --> 01:11:34,599
Speaker 1: My eyes are wide open like that, and I'm saying,

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Speaker 1: what did she just say? What? Her mother was a

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Speaker 1: special head teacher and she's you know, she knew had

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Speaker 1: a spot abuse, so she knew there was something going

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Speaker 1: on the house. Show me what, Show me what you

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Speaker 1: do to daddy's shoulder and the coffee cups and have

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Speaker 1: the game through the paper. And I was off the

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Speaker 1: you know, I just oh, thanks, Rudy, Oh that sucks.

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01:11:58,800 --> 01:12:06,040
Speaker 1: Run in Colorado, Go Jesse kids were still old enough

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01:12:06,240 --> 01:12:09,120
Speaker 1: or young enough to ride in a shopping cart with

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01:12:09,160 --> 01:12:12,280
Speaker 1: my wife pushing them around a kmart. I'm at the

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01:12:12,320 --> 01:12:15,880
Speaker 1: watch counter getting a battery. From a distance, I hear

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01:12:15,920 --> 01:12:21,160
Speaker 1: him saying, daddy, daddy, and I said, look around, I says,

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Speaker 1: I ain't your daddy. Who's your daddy? And my daughter

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Speaker 1: with the biggest voices the male man, Oh, that's world

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Speaker 1: class sas. What's she doing now, Ron, She's got to

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Speaker 1: be doing something. She's she's the top of the world.

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01:12:41,840 --> 01:12:46,720
Speaker 1: She's living her dream, although she's raising three that are

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Speaker 1: just like her, which heaven, Sam, God does that to us, Ron,

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01:12:51,400 --> 01:12:54,280
Speaker 1: God does that to us. That's what my parents, they've

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01:12:54,320 --> 01:12:57,560
Speaker 1: told me. That's why I have rotten sons, because I

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Speaker 1: I mean, I've been accused of being misbehaved, don't look

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01:13:03,240 --> 01:13:05,679
Speaker 1: at me like that, Chris, of being a smart Alec.

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Speaker 1: And I think all those accusations are wildly, wildly unfounded.

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Speaker 1: All Right, I am gonna finally get next. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: get to this Biden nominee, and I'm gonna get to

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Speaker 1: more of these calls. Way as your kids have embarrassed you.

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Speaker 1: Eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven three,

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Speaker 1: This lady wants to be the head of the Office

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Speaker 1: of the Comptroller of Currency. And remember all those people

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01:13:28,760 --> 01:13:32,439
Speaker 1: who told me they're not communists. Hmmm, hang on to

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01:13:32,520 --> 01:13:39,919
Speaker 1: that for a second. You got to change your evil ways, babe,

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01:13:41,960 --> 01:13:52,280
Speaker 1: you you got to change, babe. And everywhere that says

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Speaker 1: you got me running running. It is the Jesse Kelly Show,

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Speaker 1: Final hour. And yes, we've had some fun while talking

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Speaker 1: about the destruction of America. Tonight we'll take your phone calls.

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Speaker 1: Eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven three.

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Speaker 1: What ways has your kid embarrassed you? These stories have

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01:14:29,960 --> 01:14:32,760
Speaker 1: been pants wedding funny. I still think the funniest one

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01:14:32,840 --> 01:14:36,000
Speaker 1: so far, although there's been some doozies, is the poor

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Speaker 1: guy who let his kid watch The Sound of Music

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01:14:38,280 --> 01:14:41,080
Speaker 1: and he said, Hale Hitler in the grocery store. You'd

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01:14:41,120 --> 01:14:42,840
Speaker 1: have to move, right, you'd have to move to a

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01:14:42,840 --> 01:14:46,120
Speaker 1: different country. You don't think what people would think about you.

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Speaker 1: All right, we'll get back to your calls in a second.

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Speaker 1: Eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven three.

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Speaker 1: I have no idea how to say. This woman's name,

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Speaker 1: sale omar Roa. She is Biden's nominee to head the

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Speaker 1: Office of Comptroller of currency. Do you know what she

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01:15:06,840 --> 01:15:13,479
Speaker 1: deleted off her resume? She wrote a thesis on Karl Marx. Again,

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Speaker 1: I want I want to reiterate before I go into this.

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Speaker 1: This woman is trying to be the head of the

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Speaker 1: Office of the Comptroller of the Currency. She wrote a

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Speaker 1: thesis on Karl Marx. It was titled Karl Marxist Economic

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Speaker 1: Analysis and Theory of Revolution in the Capitol. She bragged

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Speaker 1: about this on her resume. She has since deleted it

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Speaker 1: off of her resume. Now there's another really really fascinating

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01:15:41,720 --> 01:15:45,559
Speaker 1: person about this fascinating thing about this person because I'm

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01:15:45,600 --> 01:15:49,679
Speaker 1: told all the time, Jesse, they aren't communists. Jesse stopped

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Speaker 1: calling them communists. They're not communists. Actually it's mainly the

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Speaker 1: communist and like, we're not communists. You don't even know

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Speaker 1: what it's mean, what it means. Do you know where

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Speaker 1: the nominee for the head of the Office of the

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Speaker 1: Comptrol of the Currency. Do you know her education background?

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Speaker 1: She attended Moscow State University on a Lenin personal academic scholarship.

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Speaker 1: I just want to make sure everybody knows v I

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Speaker 1: Lenin is not the loser with the Beatles who married

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Speaker 1: the woman that broke the band up. Lenin would be

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Speaker 1: the head of the Communist revolution, the v I Lenin

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01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:34,360
Speaker 1: personal academic scholarship. I kid you not. And this person

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01:16:34,560 --> 01:16:38,080
Speaker 1: is trying to achieve a major position of power when

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01:16:38,120 --> 01:16:42,200
Speaker 1: it comes to the dollar and the United States of America.

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01:16:42,560 --> 01:16:45,120
Speaker 1: You still think I'm nuts. You still think I'm nuts.

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01:16:45,120 --> 01:16:48,960
Speaker 1: With all the communists talk and these people, like I

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01:16:49,000 --> 01:16:56,080
Speaker 1: have said, I admire their relentlessness and I admire their ruthlessness.

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01:16:56,120 --> 01:16:58,920
Speaker 1: And this is what I mean by this. They never

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01:16:58,960 --> 01:17:02,360
Speaker 1: ever get to a place where they're comfortable, which sucks

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01:17:02,400 --> 01:17:04,360
Speaker 1: for us because that means we always have to fight. Right.

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01:17:04,400 --> 01:17:06,120
Speaker 1: I want to get to a place when I'm comfortable.

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01:17:06,320 --> 01:17:09,519
Speaker 1: I like being comfortable when I'm done tonight after a

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01:17:09,520 --> 01:17:11,840
Speaker 1: hard day doing radio and TV. You know it's a

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01:17:11,960 --> 01:17:15,479
Speaker 1: very backbreaking job. When I'm done tonight, I want to

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01:17:15,520 --> 01:17:19,040
Speaker 1: go home. I want to eat pizza with halapenos on it.

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Speaker 1: I want to have a beer. I want to sit

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Speaker 1: on my couch and watch World War One documentaries. Yes,

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01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:26,080
Speaker 1: I know I'm a nerd. I want to do nothing.

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01:17:27,000 --> 01:17:32,160
Speaker 1: I love being comfortable. You love being comfortable. They're never comfortable.

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01:17:32,280 --> 01:17:35,680
Speaker 1: Now that means they're always miserable, but they're always advancing.

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Speaker 1: You realize I was encouraging you earlier to move to

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01:17:40,360 --> 01:17:44,439
Speaker 1: a red state for a lot of reasons. But you

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01:17:44,479 --> 01:17:47,880
Speaker 1: know this coronavirus stuff isn't done right. You know it'll

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01:17:47,960 --> 01:17:50,880
Speaker 1: never be done. Let's keep in mind as you listen

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Speaker 1: to the former FDA commissioner, I want you to keep

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Speaker 1: in mind about something. One. Coronavirus is not dangerous to children.

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01:17:58,800 --> 01:18:01,000
Speaker 1: Less than five hundred children have died in two years

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01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:03,840
Speaker 1: in the United States from coronavirus. Coronavirus is dangerous to

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01:18:03,840 --> 01:18:07,479
Speaker 1: obese people. It's dangerous to old people with pre existing conditions.

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Speaker 1: I'm not underselling coronavirus. I understand it's a deadly disease.

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01:18:10,200 --> 01:18:12,680
Speaker 1: It's it's not dangerous to your child who you have

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01:18:12,760 --> 01:18:15,200
Speaker 1: a mask on. It's not dangerous to your child at all.

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01:18:16,040 --> 01:18:21,800
Speaker 1: And yet the vaccine, there's some bad news out there.

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01:18:22,320 --> 01:18:26,720
Speaker 1: We have countries like Denmark and Sweden they're banning it

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01:18:26,840 --> 01:18:30,040
Speaker 1: for people under the age of thirty, banning it. They're

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01:18:30,280 --> 01:18:34,320
Speaker 1: hard inflammation problems, they're women are worried about for till

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01:18:34,560 --> 01:18:37,640
Speaker 1: it's there are issues. Again, I'm not criticized at the

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01:18:37,720 --> 01:18:40,320
Speaker 1: vaccine either. I just want to watch and see. I

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01:18:40,400 --> 01:18:42,920
Speaker 1: want to long term study, meaning I want to see

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01:18:42,920 --> 01:18:45,360
Speaker 1: how y'all who've taken it turn out after three, four

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01:18:45,400 --> 01:18:48,360
Speaker 1: or five years. I do. I want to see what

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01:18:48,400 --> 01:18:52,360
Speaker 1: it happens long term. And yet they're not slowing down

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01:18:52,400 --> 01:18:55,200
Speaker 1: at all. We have data, it's not like we're guessing.

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01:18:55,240 --> 01:18:57,599
Speaker 1: We have data. We know it's not dangerous for kids.

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01:18:57,640 --> 01:19:01,640
Speaker 1: This is something we know, and yet to these nutballs.

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01:19:02,360 --> 01:19:05,920
Speaker 1: The CEO of Fiser affirmed today that that data on

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01:19:06,360 --> 01:19:09,680
Speaker 1: vaccinations for five to eleven year olds will be going

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01:19:09,720 --> 01:19:13,240
Speaker 1: to the FDA within a matter of days. Is that

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01:19:13,280 --> 01:19:16,519
Speaker 1: confirming your schedule of vaccines by Halloween? Yeah? I think

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01:19:16,520 --> 01:19:19,519
Speaker 1: that's still possible. FDA has said that the review is

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01:19:19,560 --> 01:19:21,479
Speaker 1: going to be a matter of weeks, not months. I

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01:19:21,560 --> 01:19:24,280
Speaker 1: interpret that to mean potentially a four week review, maybe

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01:19:24,280 --> 01:19:27,559
Speaker 1: a six week review. So on the low end, it

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01:19:27,560 --> 01:19:29,080
Speaker 1: could take four weeks, and that could give you a

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01:19:29,160 --> 01:19:32,000
Speaker 1: vaccine by Halloween. If it slips a little, could be

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01:19:32,040 --> 01:19:35,840
Speaker 1: mid November. Oh good. So we're not only going to

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01:19:35,880 --> 01:19:38,920
Speaker 1: get a vaccine, because you understand, the second day approve

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01:19:39,000 --> 01:19:42,160
Speaker 1: the vaccine, there will be force vaccination for the blue areas,

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01:19:42,200 --> 01:19:45,320
Speaker 1: there will be force vaccination for your child to go

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01:19:45,360 --> 01:19:47,320
Speaker 1: to school. You know it's coming. If you're in a

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01:19:47,360 --> 01:19:50,519
Speaker 1: blue area, this is coming. That's why I've been trying

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01:19:50,520 --> 01:19:53,080
Speaker 1: to press urgency for you as much as possible. To

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01:19:53,120 --> 01:19:55,200
Speaker 1: get to a red area. They're going to try to

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01:19:55,240 --> 01:19:57,960
Speaker 1: force you to get a vaccine for your child or

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01:19:58,000 --> 01:19:59,679
Speaker 1: you'll have to pour your kid out of school, which

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01:19:59,680 --> 01:20:04,000
Speaker 1: actually you might be a huge blessing. This is insane

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01:20:04,560 --> 01:20:08,160
Speaker 1: and it never stops. These people never stop. They never

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01:20:08,240 --> 01:20:11,240
Speaker 1: take even a brief moment and say that's enough. They

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01:20:11,320 --> 01:20:14,320
Speaker 1: just push and push and push and push and look,

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01:20:14,360 --> 01:20:16,840
Speaker 1: I mean, it is all for the kids, right. Oh,

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01:20:16,960 --> 01:20:22,120
Speaker 1: what's this? This is the new Forbes four hundred richest

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01:20:22,160 --> 01:20:25,759
Speaker 1: People list. And while look at that, the two Maderna

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01:20:25,840 --> 01:20:29,559
Speaker 1: founders are on it. Worth five billion dollars apiece. Now, hey,

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Speaker 1: congratulations guys on a big year. Golly all right, Lisa

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01:20:35,960 --> 01:20:41,000
Speaker 1: in Tennessee, please tell me you have a Tennessee accent. Lisa,

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01:20:41,400 --> 01:20:44,479
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I probably do not, but I've moved here

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01:20:44,560 --> 01:20:50,080
Speaker 1: quite a bit ago. Okay, that's fair, that's fair. Continue one. Okay,

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01:20:50,240 --> 01:20:53,360
Speaker 1: My four year old son, way back when, was studying

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01:20:53,400 --> 01:20:56,720
Speaker 1: shapes and sizes in school and we went to the

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01:20:56,760 --> 01:20:59,600
Speaker 1: park and we're taking a walk and passed us the

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01:20:59,640 --> 01:21:04,360
Speaker 1: oppe it way came larger, heavier lady, and my son

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01:21:04,479 --> 01:21:06,559
Speaker 1: turned to me and said, well, me, I know what

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01:21:06,560 --> 01:21:16,640
Speaker 1: it is. It's round, large, huge lady. I oh. He

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01:21:16,800 --> 01:21:27,680
Speaker 1: wasn't criticizing her. Of course, kids are the worst, all right,

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01:21:28,120 --> 01:21:36,519
Speaker 1: Priscilla and Idaho go. My husband and I moved from

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01:21:36,600 --> 01:21:42,080
Speaker 1: New York City to upstate Connecticut. We had a four

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01:21:42,160 --> 01:21:45,080
Speaker 1: year old in nursery school and I got a call

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01:21:45,120 --> 01:21:48,479
Speaker 1: at the end of the day from the teacher. She said,

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01:21:48,880 --> 01:21:52,439
Speaker 1: we had career day at school today and your son

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01:21:53,000 --> 01:21:57,799
Speaker 1: told us that your daddy, your husband is a bond

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01:21:58,920 --> 01:22:06,000
Speaker 1: bomb bo MB manufacturer. And so I said, no, no, no,

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01:22:06,120 --> 01:22:08,400
Speaker 1: My husband works on Wall Street and he is a

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01:22:08,520 --> 01:22:17,120
Speaker 1: tradery bond salesman. And my husband is Cuban. And you

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01:22:17,200 --> 01:22:24,559
Speaker 1: can imagine what that would have done if we had, well,

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01:22:24,640 --> 01:22:32,759
Speaker 1: you know, in our community. It was unbelievably embarrassing. Told

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01:22:32,800 --> 01:22:40,960
Speaker 1: her the real story, not believing, not believing it. That's

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01:22:41,040 --> 01:22:47,840
Speaker 1: so good, that's my dad's a bomb salesman. Charlene and Tennessee,

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01:22:48,040 --> 01:23:01,559
Speaker 1: go Charlene, Charlene, you're fired. Peter in Jersey Go. Is

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01:23:01,560 --> 01:23:05,840
Speaker 1: this the Peter Peter Go brother? All right? I went

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01:23:05,880 --> 01:23:08,800
Speaker 1: out when my boy was about twelve years old. We

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01:23:08,840 --> 01:23:11,920
Speaker 1: would be walking through the aisles of CV as saw

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01:23:12,080 --> 01:23:15,839
Speaker 1: a little department stores and he would scream out, stop

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01:23:15,960 --> 01:23:20,679
Speaker 1: touching me, stop it stop. Really embarrassing, and he knew

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01:23:20,680 --> 01:23:22,240
Speaker 1: it was a joke, but I would yell it out

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01:23:22,240 --> 01:23:24,479
Speaker 1: and all people would come to the aisle and see

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01:23:24,560 --> 01:23:26,920
Speaker 1: us standing there, and then he would say, way did

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01:23:26,960 --> 01:23:29,880
Speaker 1: we get home? Stop it, don't touch me? And that

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01:23:30,000 --> 01:23:32,519
Speaker 1: was really embarrassing for me. But it was planned. Did

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01:23:32,600 --> 01:23:35,000
Speaker 1: he know it? And we still talk about it today.

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01:23:35,000 --> 01:23:42,719
Speaker 1: He's forty two today television Those Da Gone Kids, Kendall

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01:23:42,840 --> 01:23:48,320
Speaker 1: and Spokane Go Jesse. About nine years ago, we took

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01:23:48,360 --> 01:23:51,479
Speaker 1: my mom out for Mother's Day to an upscale Italian restaurant.

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01:23:51,560 --> 01:23:53,519
Speaker 1: My daughter was about a month old at the time.

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01:23:54,200 --> 01:23:57,160
Speaker 1: As I got close to dessert, I realized something didn't

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01:23:57,200 --> 01:23:59,960
Speaker 1: smell right. I looked down and my daughter at pooh

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01:24:00,200 --> 01:24:02,720
Speaker 1: all over my clothes came out of her diapers all

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01:24:02,720 --> 01:24:05,320
Speaker 1: over me. I had to take my shirt off and

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01:24:05,520 --> 01:24:11,559
Speaker 1: run out of the restaurant with her. Oh gosh, all right,

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01:24:11,600 --> 01:24:13,799
Speaker 1: we're gonna get to your other calls in a second

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01:24:14,040 --> 01:24:17,519
Speaker 1: eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven three.

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01:24:17,600 --> 01:24:20,559
Speaker 1: We have to talk about mafia bosses, and we have

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01:24:20,640 --> 01:24:23,840
Speaker 1: to talk about inflation. I have a real number to

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01:24:23,920 --> 01:24:26,040
Speaker 1: put to the inflation you're feeling. I know you're feeling.

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01:24:26,040 --> 01:24:28,840
Speaker 1: To squeeze. Everyone is, I am. Everyone's feeling it. I

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01:24:28,880 --> 01:24:31,599
Speaker 1: actually have a number for you in man Alive. Does

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01:24:31,640 --> 01:24:33,639
Speaker 1: this bring it home? I will give you all that

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01:24:33,720 --> 01:24:37,519
Speaker 1: in just a second. And in fact, that story reminds

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01:24:37,560 --> 01:24:40,360
Speaker 1: me of a predicament I have coming this Saturday. Hang

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01:24:40,400 --> 01:24:45,679
Speaker 1: on one second. But first, I sleep like a baby now.

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01:24:46,640 --> 01:24:50,439
Speaker 1: And I know people think I'm a homer from my

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01:24:50,520 --> 01:24:53,040
Speaker 1: pillow just because they're a company that actually fights for

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01:24:53,040 --> 01:24:54,960
Speaker 1: the country, and that means so much to me. And

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01:24:55,040 --> 01:24:58,400
Speaker 1: that's obviously partially true. But even if they weren't, even

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01:24:58,680 --> 01:25:02,120
Speaker 1: if they were just non political cool, the my Pillow

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01:25:02,160 --> 01:25:04,559
Speaker 1: products are such quality. That's why they all come with

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01:25:04,600 --> 01:25:07,639
Speaker 1: a sixty day money back guarantee. I have my pillow sheets.

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01:25:07,640 --> 01:25:09,120
Speaker 1: We're gonna get to that in a second. I have

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01:25:09,160 --> 01:25:12,320
Speaker 1: a mattress topper. The wife and I each have the slippers.

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01:25:12,320 --> 01:25:16,599
Speaker 1: She has the pajamas. That it is all so good.

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01:25:17,000 --> 01:25:20,960
Speaker 1: And now they're sheets. They're Giza Dream Sheets. They're buy one,

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01:25:21,080 --> 01:25:24,040
Speaker 1: get one free for a limited time only. Though limited

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01:25:24,040 --> 01:25:27,120
Speaker 1: time only, you have to get them my pillow dot com.

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01:25:27,160 --> 01:25:29,920
Speaker 1: Click on the radio listeners specials and use the promo

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01:25:29,960 --> 01:25:33,960
Speaker 1: code Jesse you get them, buy one, get one free,

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01:25:34,120 --> 01:25:38,479
Speaker 1: or call eight hundred eight four five zero five four four.

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01:25:38,800 --> 01:25:42,160
Speaker 1: That's eight hundred eight four five zero five four four

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01:25:42,360 --> 01:25:45,400
Speaker 1: used to code Jesse Go get Giza Dream Sheets, buy one,

1389
01:25:45,439 --> 01:25:50,679
Speaker 1: get one free. Hang on. You're listening to the Jesse

1390
01:25:50,880 --> 01:26:02,240
Speaker 1: Kelly Show. You're welcome. It is the Jesse Kelly Show.

1391
01:26:02,640 --> 01:26:05,040
Speaker 1: We will get back to your calls in a second.

1392
01:26:05,040 --> 01:26:08,320
Speaker 1: About gosh, the's a bit hilarious embarrassing things your kids

1393
01:26:08,320 --> 01:26:11,960
Speaker 1: have done to you eight seven seven three seven seven

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01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:14,720
Speaker 1: four three seventy three. But let's bring it back home

1395
01:26:14,760 --> 01:26:19,280
Speaker 1: here for a second. I know you're feeling the squeeze.

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01:26:19,439 --> 01:26:22,040
Speaker 1: I know you're feeling it at the gas pump. I

1397
01:26:22,080 --> 01:26:24,960
Speaker 1: know you're feeling it when you're buying food. I see

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01:26:25,000 --> 01:26:29,559
Speaker 1: people complaining about the cost of everything now right now,

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01:26:29,560 --> 01:26:32,120
Speaker 1: do you know what you're spending? And man, I hate

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01:26:32,120 --> 01:26:33,599
Speaker 1: this because this is about to get worse and it's

1401
01:26:33,640 --> 01:26:37,160
Speaker 1: such a debbie downer. But look, it's true. The average

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01:26:37,160 --> 01:26:40,160
Speaker 1: American right now is shelling out an additional one hundred

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01:26:40,160 --> 01:26:44,639
Speaker 1: and seventy five dollars a month for things like food

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01:26:44,960 --> 01:26:49,599
Speaker 1: and fuel and housing. And not a single person predicts

1405
01:26:49,680 --> 01:26:53,439
Speaker 1: that's going to get better. They're all predicting that gets worse.

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01:26:54,000 --> 01:26:56,360
Speaker 1: And you know what really really angers me about that.

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01:26:56,520 --> 01:26:59,000
Speaker 1: This is what angers me about that, the people who

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01:26:59,040 --> 01:27:03,240
Speaker 1: have made that happen. I'm talking about politicians specifically, and

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01:27:03,320 --> 01:27:08,080
Speaker 1: I'm talking about media people because the media, sadly has

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01:27:08,120 --> 01:27:10,759
Speaker 1: a ton of influence in this country. They do. Pundits

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01:27:10,800 --> 01:27:13,439
Speaker 1: actually do matter, radio, TV and all that stuff. And

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01:27:13,439 --> 01:27:15,880
Speaker 1: I know that sounds a little self agrandizing because I don't,

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01:27:16,040 --> 01:27:19,120
Speaker 1: but pundance matter a lot. They do. They influence politicians

1414
01:27:19,160 --> 01:27:22,800
Speaker 1: and political decisions. What makes me so mad about this

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01:27:23,000 --> 01:27:26,000
Speaker 1: extra hundred and seventy five dollars a month is the

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01:27:26,080 --> 01:27:29,639
Speaker 1: people who've caused it to happen to regular working people.

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01:27:30,560 --> 01:27:33,800
Speaker 1: None of them have to feel it. None of them

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01:27:33,840 --> 01:27:36,200
Speaker 1: have to feel it. It's why I was so mad

1419
01:27:36,240 --> 01:27:39,680
Speaker 1: about people on my own side at the beginning of

1420
01:27:39,720 --> 01:27:43,120
Speaker 1: the coronavirus stuff, when they were all pushing lockdowns in

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01:27:43,160 --> 01:27:45,240
Speaker 1: fifteen days to slow the spread, and they're text to

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01:27:45,280 --> 01:27:47,320
Speaker 1: be Jesse, do you want people to die? Why are

1423
01:27:47,360 --> 01:27:50,679
Speaker 1: you against lockdowns? And I would try to explain, bro,

1424
01:27:50,800 --> 01:27:54,600
Speaker 1: have you ever had a job outside of the media.

1425
01:27:54,680 --> 01:27:56,519
Speaker 1: But that's the problem. Most of these people have not

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01:27:58,120 --> 01:28:01,400
Speaker 1: one hundred and seventy five dollars for a lot of

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01:28:01,439 --> 01:28:03,760
Speaker 1: my life. And I'm not ashamed to say this at all,

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01:28:04,080 --> 01:28:07,280
Speaker 1: for a lot of my life. If I was down

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01:28:08,200 --> 01:28:12,080
Speaker 1: one hundred and seventy five dollars every month, man, something's

1430
01:28:12,120 --> 01:28:16,880
Speaker 1: getting cut out of my life. I'm making sacrifices. That's

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01:28:16,920 --> 01:28:20,439
Speaker 1: how real people live. But the problem is these people

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01:28:20,520 --> 01:28:24,479
Speaker 1: in radio, in TV, and the politicians. They all make

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01:28:24,600 --> 01:28:27,559
Speaker 1: enough money. And I'm not begrudging anybody money. Go go

1434
01:28:27,680 --> 01:28:30,040
Speaker 1: make every dime you can. I'm gonna try to myself.

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01:28:30,320 --> 01:28:32,760
Speaker 1: I'm not begrudging anybody money. But they all make so

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01:28:32,840 --> 01:28:35,519
Speaker 1: much money that one hundred and seventy five dollars a

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01:28:35,560 --> 01:28:39,840
Speaker 1: month is simply not something they feel. They can drive

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01:28:39,920 --> 01:28:42,120
Speaker 1: up to a gas pump and see four or five

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01:28:42,200 --> 01:28:44,880
Speaker 1: dollars a gallon and they may gripe about it. Right,

1440
01:28:45,160 --> 01:28:49,240
Speaker 1: I sick of gas prices. They're still filling up now.

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01:28:49,360 --> 01:28:52,680
Speaker 1: I don't know about you. I've had several times in

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01:28:52,760 --> 01:28:56,440
Speaker 1: my life, especially when I was younger, I would adjust

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01:28:56,479 --> 01:29:00,000
Speaker 1: how much gas I got based on how much money

1444
01:29:00,040 --> 01:29:02,519
Speaker 1: money I had. I didn't go up to the gas

1445
01:29:02,520 --> 01:29:04,439
Speaker 1: pump and just put the old pump in there and

1446
01:29:04,479 --> 01:29:06,519
Speaker 1: click it and just stand back and play on your

1447
01:29:06,520 --> 01:29:10,200
Speaker 1: phone until it gets full. I would do the old

1448
01:29:10,240 --> 01:29:13,479
Speaker 1: wallet and bank check. Oh let's see, okay, it's four

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01:29:13,520 --> 01:29:17,479
Speaker 1: dollars a gallon. Oh okay, six seven gallons today, six

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01:29:17,479 --> 01:29:19,200
Speaker 1: seven gallons today. That should be enough to get me

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01:29:19,240 --> 01:29:23,400
Speaker 1: through the next paycheck. That's how real people live. That's

1452
01:29:23,400 --> 01:29:26,240
Speaker 1: how real human beings live, Chris. Everyone knows you live

1453
01:29:26,320 --> 01:29:29,320
Speaker 1: that way. Okay, everybody's well aware that you live that way, Chris.

1454
01:29:29,439 --> 01:29:33,720
Speaker 1: But in all seriousness, the people who caused all this

1455
01:29:34,000 --> 01:29:38,240
Speaker 1: carnage were so callous to this reality the whole time,

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01:29:38,479 --> 01:29:40,400
Speaker 1: and they had to know it was true because I

1457
01:29:40,439 --> 01:29:44,320
Speaker 1: was telling everybody, Oh, just stop the economy, Okay, print

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01:29:44,360 --> 01:29:46,719
Speaker 1: a bunch of money and send out checks. And remember

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01:29:46,800 --> 01:29:49,240
Speaker 1: I was blowing a gasket on the radio and TV.

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01:29:49,520 --> 01:29:53,360
Speaker 1: Are you nuts? This is gonna cause inflation, This is

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01:29:53,360 --> 01:29:56,719
Speaker 1: gonna cause huge supply chain problems. You don't just stop

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01:29:56,760 --> 01:29:59,720
Speaker 1: a twenty trillion dollar economy. And you know what I

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01:29:59,720 --> 01:30:02,760
Speaker 1: got told by every fat cable news host out there.

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01:30:02,880 --> 01:30:06,080
Speaker 1: I got told quippy and selfish Jesse, you want grandma

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Speaker 1: to die? Yes, dork, you're doing your TV show from

1466
01:30:09,320 --> 01:30:11,920
Speaker 1: your boxers in your house and you've never missed a paycheck.

1467
01:30:12,160 --> 01:30:15,519
Speaker 1: Real people can't go two weeks without working. They have

1468
01:30:15,560 --> 01:30:18,439
Speaker 1: to work. People have to work to earn a living.

1469
01:30:19,040 --> 01:30:21,640
Speaker 1: But all the people who don't have to work politicians

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01:30:21,640 --> 01:30:23,800
Speaker 1: and media people. And I realize I'm pointing fingers at

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01:30:23,800 --> 01:30:27,000
Speaker 1: myself now. Politicians and media people, they were all the

1472
01:30:27,040 --> 01:30:30,439
Speaker 1: ones pushing all this lockdown madness like they've never been

1473
01:30:30,439 --> 01:30:33,440
Speaker 1: working people in their lives, and it drove me crazy,

1474
01:30:33,680 --> 01:30:36,720
Speaker 1: and it still makes me so stinking mad. Gosh, it

1475
01:30:36,800 --> 01:30:40,439
Speaker 1: makes me mad. Yeah, it's just And I'm not trying

1476
01:30:40,479 --> 01:30:43,000
Speaker 1: to pretend like I'm some caring human being because everyone

1477
01:30:43,040 --> 01:30:46,720
Speaker 1: knows I'm not. Everyone knows I'm a big jerk. But man,

1478
01:30:46,760 --> 01:30:50,200
Speaker 1: you don't care at all about working people, are you? So?

1479
01:30:50,360 --> 01:30:53,400
Speaker 1: Have you so lived your life in this media DC

1480
01:30:54,640 --> 01:30:58,320
Speaker 1: sometimes New York City media bubble that you don't care

1481
01:30:58,360 --> 01:31:01,599
Speaker 1: about working people. See, it might be more understandable because

1482
01:31:01,600 --> 01:31:04,559
Speaker 1: it is a bubble New York City people, though, they

1483
01:31:04,600 --> 01:31:07,000
Speaker 1: walk out of those fancy studios and they see the

1484
01:31:07,040 --> 01:31:09,479
Speaker 1: state of the working man, and they see what people

1485
01:31:09,479 --> 01:31:14,559
Speaker 1: were actually going through. You don't care, or you don't

1486
01:31:14,640 --> 01:31:18,080
Speaker 1: see do you genuinely not care at all? And you

1487
01:31:18,160 --> 01:31:21,160
Speaker 1: still see all these snotty cable news hosts on the

1488
01:31:21,240 --> 01:31:23,400
Speaker 1: left and the right out there. I just wish everyone

1489
01:31:23,400 --> 01:31:26,960
Speaker 1: would get vaccinated. Whether we're not talking about vaccines or

1490
01:31:27,000 --> 01:31:30,920
Speaker 1: not vaccines. Here, we're talking about family businesses staying open.

1491
01:31:31,320 --> 01:31:35,080
Speaker 1: We're talking about people being able to afford gifts for Christmas.

1492
01:31:35,200 --> 01:31:37,760
Speaker 1: In some cases, we're talking about people being able to

1493
01:31:37,840 --> 01:31:43,720
Speaker 1: afford food, life saving medications people need. There are lives

1494
01:31:43,840 --> 01:31:47,080
Speaker 1: on the line with this amount of financial destruction, and

1495
01:31:47,120 --> 01:31:51,360
Speaker 1: the people causing it don't seem to care at all.

1496
01:31:52,120 --> 01:31:54,800
Speaker 1: I mean, I get don't get me wrong. I get

1497
01:31:54,800 --> 01:31:57,519
Speaker 1: the Communists like Biden and all these guys. I get

1498
01:31:57,560 --> 01:32:00,920
Speaker 1: them not caring. They're anti human monsters anyway. I get that.

1499
01:32:00,920 --> 01:32:03,639
Speaker 1: That's the whole communist religion. That's an anti human religion.

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01:32:05,160 --> 01:32:10,120
Speaker 1: I'm talking about people on the right. People You know, people,

1501
01:32:10,160 --> 01:32:14,200
Speaker 1: you watch, people, you listen to, people, you read. How

1502
01:32:14,240 --> 01:32:16,360
Speaker 1: many of these people have you seen say things like

1503
01:32:16,479 --> 01:32:19,800
Speaker 1: I'm fully vaccinated, and I think everyone should get fully vaccinated.

1504
01:32:19,920 --> 01:32:24,200
Speaker 1: But I don't really like the mandates. Dork. You're the

1505
01:32:24,240 --> 01:32:28,280
Speaker 1: one pushing the insanity. We are not in a vaccine

1506
01:32:28,280 --> 01:32:32,000
Speaker 1: problem in this country. We are in a communism problem

1507
01:32:32,080 --> 01:32:35,840
Speaker 1: in this country. And they're winning, and they're winning specifically

1508
01:32:35,880 --> 01:32:43,600
Speaker 1: because of all this vACC mandate coronavirus insanity. Insanity is it?

1509
01:32:43,640 --> 01:32:46,559
Speaker 1: Is it genuinely too much to ask, to ask for

1510
01:32:46,680 --> 01:32:50,200
Speaker 1: our side to have some stones? Am I asking too

1511
01:32:50,320 --> 01:32:53,520
Speaker 1: much at all? Because it feels like I am sometimes.

1512
01:32:53,720 --> 01:32:56,280
Speaker 1: I know you do. But the people who have these

1513
01:32:56,360 --> 01:32:59,720
Speaker 1: huge platforms and all this influence, I hate how they

1514
01:32:59,800 --> 01:33:02,519
Speaker 1: use it. I'll tell you man, I do. All right,

1515
01:33:02,520 --> 01:33:04,400
Speaker 1: we're getting back to some funny kids stories in a

1516
01:33:04,439 --> 01:33:07,599
Speaker 1: second way as your kid has embarrassed you eight seven

1517
01:33:07,680 --> 01:33:10,640
Speaker 1: seven three seven seven four three seven three hang on

1518
01:33:21,040 --> 01:33:24,280
Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly's Show, and yeah, so we're gonna get

1519
01:33:24,320 --> 01:33:26,680
Speaker 1: back to a bunch more phone calls here at just

1520
01:33:26,760 --> 01:33:29,240
Speaker 1: a quick second. One hundred and seventy five dollars a month.

1521
01:33:30,439 --> 01:33:32,800
Speaker 1: That's what inflation is costing people. One hundred and seventy

1522
01:33:32,800 --> 01:33:34,599
Speaker 1: five dollars a month, and is supposed to get worse.

1523
01:33:34,760 --> 01:33:37,080
Speaker 1: How are normalst people supposed to live through that? Man?

1524
01:33:38,040 --> 01:33:41,800
Speaker 1: Not everyone has a cable news job or a politician's job,

1525
01:33:42,000 --> 01:33:44,280
Speaker 1: radio or whatnot. Or they don't sit at home and

1526
01:33:44,320 --> 01:33:46,600
Speaker 1: write for a living. People have to go out and

1527
01:33:46,640 --> 01:33:50,920
Speaker 1: work and they have to make ends meet. One hundred

1528
01:33:50,920 --> 01:33:53,600
Speaker 1: and seventy five dollars a month is real money. I

1529
01:33:53,600 --> 01:33:55,960
Speaker 1: don't know, man, But look, I tried to tell everyone

1530
01:33:56,000 --> 01:33:59,800
Speaker 1: at the beginning. No one wanted to listen. Now we'll see,

1531
01:34:00,680 --> 01:34:06,960
Speaker 1: all right, Gil in New Jersey, go boss, Jesse, Goo,

1532
01:34:07,040 --> 01:34:13,519
Speaker 1: brother Jesse. Here got you? Yeah, Mice, My third son,

1533
01:34:13,640 --> 01:34:15,960
Speaker 1: my youngest son, is autistic. And when he was little,

1534
01:34:16,640 --> 01:34:22,320
Speaker 1: he couldn't pronounced the words fork or clock o'clock. He

1535
01:34:22,520 --> 01:34:25,960
Speaker 1: used for o'clock, he used the other word for a

1536
01:34:26,000 --> 01:34:36,120
Speaker 1: male rooster. Oh oh. And when we were when we

1537
01:34:36,120 --> 01:34:40,559
Speaker 1: were at restaurants, he couldn't say the word fork, he said,

1538
01:34:40,800 --> 01:34:45,599
Speaker 1: he said the other word for street sexual act. Oh oh, oh,

1539
01:34:47,000 --> 01:34:49,360
Speaker 1: that's good. How's he doing now? Kil's he doing? All right?

1540
01:34:51,000 --> 01:34:53,200
Speaker 1: He's twenty one years old and he's working at club

1541
01:34:53,240 --> 01:34:56,400
Speaker 1: met Hey, shoot her. Ain't nothing wrong with that, man,

1542
01:34:56,640 --> 01:35:01,320
Speaker 1: Nothing wrong with that? Pretty girls in my ties yes,

1543
01:35:01,760 --> 01:35:09,639
Speaker 1: good man, good man, Terry Washington, go hey. About twenty

1544
01:35:09,720 --> 01:35:12,400
Speaker 1: years ago, we were in a Walmart with our then

1545
01:35:12,479 --> 01:35:15,200
Speaker 1: two children. The youngest was a daughter of about five

1546
01:35:15,320 --> 01:35:19,200
Speaker 1: or six at the time, very engaging, outgoing, perstable little

1547
01:35:19,240 --> 01:35:22,280
Speaker 1: girl who would go strike up a conversation with anybody.

1548
01:35:22,720 --> 01:35:26,000
Speaker 1: She had been recently learning about things like anatomy. We

1549
01:35:26,040 --> 01:35:29,519
Speaker 1: are standing in line getting our sale checked out, and

1550
01:35:29,680 --> 01:35:31,839
Speaker 1: she's talking to the clerk and then she just decides

1551
01:35:31,880 --> 01:35:35,120
Speaker 1: to blurt out my daddy and my brother both have

1552
01:35:35,160 --> 01:35:38,479
Speaker 1: a penis. The clerk just lost it. Everybody in the

1553
01:35:38,479 --> 01:35:41,360
Speaker 1: line started cracking up, laughing, I'm looking for a rock

1554
01:35:41,439 --> 01:35:46,240
Speaker 1: to high. Oh I'm so sorry, man, Gosh, I would die,

1555
01:35:48,479 --> 01:35:53,799
Speaker 1: Thank you, brother. Gosh kids, Oh man, they are the worst.

1556
01:35:54,280 --> 01:35:58,080
Speaker 1: I guess. I guess. I let a delivery driver in

1557
01:35:58,160 --> 01:36:00,800
Speaker 1: the house once when my mom had just gotten out

1558
01:36:00,800 --> 01:36:03,080
Speaker 1: of the shower. He had it was something, It was

1559
01:36:03,120 --> 01:36:05,479
Speaker 1: a contractor. I think it was. I led him. She

1560
01:36:05,840 --> 01:36:08,160
Speaker 1: to this day is horrified by that. And I had

1561
01:36:08,200 --> 01:36:11,000
Speaker 1: no couth. I still don't have good couth anyway, Gosh,

1562
01:36:11,080 --> 01:36:16,519
Speaker 1: kids are the worst dustin in Tennessee. Go boss hey,

1563
01:36:16,520 --> 01:36:20,280
Speaker 1: thanks for thanking my call. So we're at a resort

1564
01:36:20,520 --> 01:36:23,400
Speaker 1: I've got at the time of three three a half

1565
01:36:23,479 --> 01:36:25,799
Speaker 1: year old boy. He wanted to go in the bathroom

1566
01:36:26,160 --> 01:36:31,680
Speaker 1: by himself, so we stood outside pactful of people belt everywhere. Um.

1567
01:36:31,960 --> 01:36:35,000
Speaker 1: About three minutes later, he comes walking out with a

1568
01:36:35,200 --> 01:36:41,280
Speaker 1: yarn old cake. What's this, daddy? Yeah, So I kind

1569
01:36:41,320 --> 01:36:43,920
Speaker 1: of grabbed his arms and led him back in the

1570
01:36:43,960 --> 01:36:47,280
Speaker 1: bathroom and he pay. We were we were scrubbing hands

1571
01:36:47,400 --> 01:36:51,040
Speaker 1: for about the next ten minutes. He found out what

1572
01:36:51,080 --> 01:36:56,080
Speaker 1: that was? Pretty poor? Yeah, that's top the cake. Sorry, man,

1573
01:36:56,200 --> 01:37:05,120
Speaker 1: that's Ali and Sandy go go Hi. This is Ali,

1574
01:37:05,800 --> 01:37:11,000
Speaker 1: Jessie go Alie is me Hi. So I'll set the

1575
01:37:11,040 --> 01:37:15,879
Speaker 1: context for you. This was a small new charter school

1576
01:37:16,000 --> 01:37:20,520
Speaker 1: the first year, and all the moms and the teachers

1577
01:37:20,560 --> 01:37:24,840
Speaker 1: had bonded over the summer before the school years started

1578
01:37:24,880 --> 01:37:28,040
Speaker 1: by helping fix things in the school painting, and we

1579
01:37:28,080 --> 01:37:30,360
Speaker 1: all knew each other really well. And this was like

1580
01:37:30,439 --> 01:37:36,200
Speaker 1: a highly dominant Christian community, a lot of Christians moms around,

1581
01:37:36,320 --> 01:37:40,120
Speaker 1: and so the first week of school you had to

1582
01:37:40,120 --> 01:37:44,520
Speaker 1: get through uniforms and it was very chaotic time, very inconvenient.

1583
01:37:44,640 --> 01:37:48,479
Speaker 1: She sent the lady, the mom that was in charge

1584
01:37:48,479 --> 01:37:52,080
Speaker 1: of the uniform sent us all to go to this store,

1585
01:37:52,160 --> 01:37:55,840
Speaker 1: which was like two cities away, and I'm driving my son,

1586
01:37:55,960 --> 01:37:59,160
Speaker 1: he's like seven years old, and I yelled at gosh, Kim,

1587
01:37:59,240 --> 01:38:01,599
Speaker 1: is such an it be it because I was lost

1588
01:38:01,760 --> 01:38:04,439
Speaker 1: and it was just crazy that we had to do

1589
01:38:04,479 --> 01:38:08,679
Speaker 1: all this the first week of school. So then picking

1590
01:38:08,760 --> 01:38:11,559
Speaker 1: my son up and it's a drive through and all

1591
01:38:11,600 --> 01:38:14,240
Speaker 1: the teachers are out, and all the moms are out,

1592
01:38:14,439 --> 01:38:17,679
Speaker 1: and they grabbed their kids and they bring the kids

1593
01:38:17,720 --> 01:38:21,240
Speaker 1: to the car for you and my son seven year

1594
01:38:21,240 --> 01:38:25,200
Speaker 1: old teacher walked up to my window and she said,

1595
01:38:25,280 --> 01:38:29,800
Speaker 1: you might want to apologize to miss Kim because Austin

1596
01:38:30,760 --> 01:38:34,160
Speaker 1: in front of at lunchtime, Like lunchtime, all the teachers

1597
01:38:34,200 --> 01:38:38,679
Speaker 1: are around monitoring. She said, your son Austin yelled out.

1598
01:38:38,800 --> 01:38:49,320
Speaker 1: My mom said, you're an idiot. I told her in

1599
01:38:49,360 --> 01:38:52,160
Speaker 1: front of everybody that I said she was an idiot

1600
01:38:53,160 --> 01:38:56,360
Speaker 1: a little Christian school, and the teacher came up to

1601
01:38:56,439 --> 01:38:59,439
Speaker 1: my car and told me that I need to apologize.

1602
01:39:00,320 --> 01:39:04,840
Speaker 1: I didn't even want to walk drive through drive through anymore.

1603
01:39:06,040 --> 01:39:09,120
Speaker 1: You got you gotta send a babysitter to go get

1604
01:39:09,160 --> 01:39:13,519
Speaker 1: your kid. Then that thing, I'll tell you. My shoot,

1605
01:39:13,560 --> 01:39:15,280
Speaker 1: I don't remember if it was my oldest or youngest,

1606
01:39:15,280 --> 01:39:17,000
Speaker 1: so I don't want to mess up the story. We

1607
01:39:17,080 --> 01:39:20,400
Speaker 1: had our kids in a little Christian pre school before

1608
01:39:20,400 --> 01:39:22,760
Speaker 1: they went to kindergartens, a little Christian pre school back

1609
01:39:22,840 --> 01:39:26,280
Speaker 1: up up in the Dallas area, up in Frisco, Texas,

1610
01:39:27,040 --> 01:39:30,400
Speaker 1: and they had to do one of those. They end

1611
01:39:30,479 --> 01:39:33,160
Speaker 1: up being adorable that don't parents don't know what I'm

1612
01:39:33,200 --> 01:39:35,320
Speaker 1: talking about. They had to give them sheets in class

1613
01:39:35,320 --> 01:39:38,519
Speaker 1: of you know, my favorite food is my mom likes this,

1614
01:39:38,840 --> 01:39:41,840
Speaker 1: and my dad likes dad, and my favorite toy is

1615
01:39:41,840 --> 01:39:45,960
Speaker 1: this little things kids do in school, and he gives

1616
01:39:46,000 --> 01:39:49,360
Speaker 1: all these honest answers about about you know, my dad

1617
01:39:49,360 --> 01:39:52,800
Speaker 1: likes guns. I forget what it was. And his mom

1618
01:39:52,920 --> 01:39:59,240
Speaker 1: likes wine. She doesn't even drink much. Fine. Man, the

1619
01:39:59,360 --> 01:40:08,320
Speaker 1: wife was horrified. What Chris, Chris, it's still a joy

1620
01:40:08,360 --> 01:40:11,000
Speaker 1: having kids. Do these people sound like they're unhappy? Bit

1621
01:40:11,040 --> 01:40:14,040
Speaker 1: You've got to have kids. We must go forth and

1622
01:40:14,280 --> 01:40:17,639
Speaker 1: out breathe the communists. Put a ring on that finger

1623
01:40:18,160 --> 01:40:20,439
Speaker 1: of that woman, make her an honest woman, and start

1624
01:40:20,439 --> 01:40:22,959
Speaker 1: cranking out babies. Man, We're in this to save America

1625
01:40:23,040 --> 01:40:28,760
Speaker 1: for Pete's sake. Chris and Colorado go. Yeah, this might

1626
01:40:28,880 --> 01:40:32,760
Speaker 1: change Chris's mind. Yeah. The ten year old had some

1627
01:40:32,800 --> 01:40:35,519
Speaker 1: sort of weird fixation about driving the car, and she'd

1628
01:40:35,600 --> 01:40:38,640
Speaker 1: ask me over and over and over dead, can I drive? No?

1629
01:40:39,160 --> 01:40:41,639
Speaker 1: Can I drive the car? No? Can I drive? No?

1630
01:40:41,960 --> 01:40:45,439
Speaker 1: So finally one day I decided, Okay, you know, I'll

1631
01:40:45,520 --> 01:40:47,200
Speaker 1: let her. I'll let her drive the car. I'll let

1632
01:40:47,200 --> 01:40:48,760
Speaker 1: her back it out of the driveway. So I gave

1633
01:40:48,760 --> 01:40:52,240
Speaker 1: her a tutorial and we talked about very specifically what

1634
01:40:52,320 --> 01:40:56,080
Speaker 1: she needed to do with the break and whatnot, and

1635
01:40:56,640 --> 01:40:59,720
Speaker 1: so we I jumped into the passenger seat, she got

1636
01:40:59,760 --> 01:41:03,080
Speaker 1: into the driver's seat. She was giggling and everyone was

1637
01:41:03,240 --> 01:41:06,839
Speaker 1: having a great time. And started the car up and

1638
01:41:06,920 --> 01:41:11,840
Speaker 1: she started to back it out, and she accidentally put

1639
01:41:11,880 --> 01:41:16,400
Speaker 1: her foot onto the accelerator as we're backing out of

1640
01:41:16,439 --> 01:41:19,200
Speaker 1: the driveway, and she started to accelerate out of the

1641
01:41:19,280 --> 01:41:23,280
Speaker 1: driveway across the street, ran over the ninety year old

1642
01:41:23,320 --> 01:41:27,759
Speaker 1: neighbor's mailbox, and literally I was in the driver's seat

1643
01:41:28,040 --> 01:41:30,400
Speaker 1: reaching across, and the only reason we didn't do more

1644
01:41:30,400 --> 01:41:33,800
Speaker 1: structural damage to the neighbor's house across the street is

1645
01:41:33,840 --> 01:41:36,639
Speaker 1: because I was pushing the brake with my left hand

1646
01:41:37,640 --> 01:41:41,599
Speaker 1: stretching as at the farthest extent that I could from

1647
01:41:41,600 --> 01:41:46,080
Speaker 1: the passenger seat. And finally we got the car stopped,

1648
01:41:46,080 --> 01:41:48,479
Speaker 1: and of course she was crying. I look up above

1649
01:41:48,520 --> 01:41:51,160
Speaker 1: the dash, imagine this, I'm like down there below the

1650
01:41:51,200 --> 01:41:53,240
Speaker 1: steering I look up above the dash, and all the

1651
01:41:54,000 --> 01:41:58,519
Speaker 1: neighbors are just you know, like running down the street.

1652
01:41:58,600 --> 01:42:02,080
Speaker 1: And so we we ruined the mailbox. We got a

1653
01:42:02,080 --> 01:42:04,559
Speaker 1: pretty good down in the car, and but she got

1654
01:42:04,560 --> 01:42:11,720
Speaker 1: to drive. Hey, great, call Chris. Hey, Look they all

1655
01:42:11,800 --> 01:42:13,640
Speaker 1: drive like they even when they're older, at least the

1656
01:42:13,640 --> 01:42:16,000
Speaker 1: women do. That's just the way it is. For some reason,

1657
01:42:16,120 --> 01:42:18,120
Speaker 1: Like the eight ladies don't get mad at me. Eight

1658
01:42:18,240 --> 01:42:21,679
Speaker 1: seven seven three seven seven four three seven three. Y'all

1659
01:42:21,680 --> 01:42:24,760
Speaker 1: can't back up. You can't park, you can't back up.

1660
01:42:24,880 --> 01:42:26,360
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. I don't know whether

1661
01:42:26,400 --> 01:42:29,920
Speaker 1: it's the weaker risks. I don't know if there is

1662
01:42:29,920 --> 01:42:32,800
Speaker 1: a serious depth perception problem when it comes to women.

1663
01:42:33,120 --> 01:42:36,799
Speaker 1: Even decent women drivers can't park to save their lives.

1664
01:42:36,800 --> 01:42:39,680
Speaker 1: They can't. They hit curbs all the time. I think

1665
01:42:39,720 --> 01:42:42,799
Speaker 1: I've met the wife for a week and boom, curbeder car,

1666
01:42:42,920 --> 01:42:45,639
Speaker 1: flat tire. Of course, how can you not see the curb.

1667
01:42:45,680 --> 01:42:48,840
Speaker 1: It's right there. All right, we're gonna get to the

1668
01:42:48,880 --> 01:42:51,280
Speaker 1: rest of your calls and headlines I didn't get to

1669
01:42:51,560 --> 01:42:55,200
Speaker 1: in just a second. But have you switched to pure

1670
01:42:55,200 --> 01:42:58,479
Speaker 1: Talk yet? Switched to pure Talk? Get rid of that

1671
01:42:58,600 --> 01:43:02,479
Speaker 1: stupid expensive wires at the huge company that dogs on

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Speaker 1: Switch you won't regret it. We'll be back. Is he

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Speaker 1: smarter than everyone he knows? Does he think so? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show.

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Speaker 1: And don't think, don't think. We don't have one more

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Speaker 1: tidbit of Joe Biden for you. You see, Joe Biden

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Speaker 1: is in Chicago. Chicago's mayor is Lori Lightfoot. Lori Lightfoot

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Speaker 1: is a woman. Now. I do need to clarify this

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Speaker 1: because it makes actually what he just said even more hilarious.

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Speaker 1: She is a short haired woman who plays for the

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Speaker 1: other team. Is that that fair, Chris? And we allowed

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Speaker 1: to say that. I'm not sure what we're allowed to say.

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Speaker 1: She's a lesbian, all right, there I said, it's just

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Speaker 1: short hair lesbian. So Joe Biden looks at her when

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Speaker 1: he gets introduced today and he says this, thank you,

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Speaker 1: thank you, thank you, mister mayor. Thanks for the passport

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Speaker 1: into town. I tell you, thanks for the passport, mister mayor.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's see if we can't churn through these

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Speaker 1: bad boys before I get the headlines Maryland and Washington.

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Speaker 1: Go okay, all right. So my son is now forty,

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Speaker 1: but when he was about two and a half, we

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Speaker 1: also had a three month old. They're about nineteen months apart.

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Speaker 1: And we got up the Sunday morning to go to church.

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Speaker 1: And the night before we had had a couple of

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Speaker 1: glasses of wine together, my husband and I with a

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Speaker 1: Saturday steak dinner in anyway, so I woke up that morning,

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Speaker 1: we were getting ready for church. Kids were running around,

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Speaker 1: and I said to my husband, you know, I have

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Speaker 1: a tiny bit of a hangover. Get this headache. It's

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Speaker 1: a bummer. So I didn't think anything of it. And

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Speaker 1: so we get the church and I've got the baby

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Speaker 1: in my arms and she's starting to us a little. So,

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Speaker 1: you know, you get up and you go to the

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Speaker 1: back of the church and you stand there and you

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Speaker 1: rock back and forth, and there's other parents there, and

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Speaker 1: of course our son he wanted to come with, so

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Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, come on. So we walk back down

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Speaker 1: the aisle and it's real quiet, and it's like nothing,

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Speaker 1: no sound whatsoever. We're standing back there with three or

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Speaker 1: four other parents, and my son looks up at me

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Speaker 1: and just says, as clear as day, Mommy gotta hangover. God,

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Speaker 1: that's so good. Sharon in New York, go, Sharon, you're up?

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Speaker 1: Go how right? My granddaughter. I went to California visit

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Speaker 1: my daughter. So we're out hanging out, riding around. So

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Speaker 1: we get out of the cloudt Schuster some friends and

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Speaker 1: we've got all the windows open. It's a beautiful evening,

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Speaker 1: Long Beach, California, and the kids in the car and

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Speaker 1: we're saying we're gonna go. We're gonna go get iceba

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Speaker 1: real soon. And all of a sudden, she goes, Mommy,

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Speaker 1: I'm a big girl. Hop hop, I'm a big girl.

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Speaker 1: I go, what honey, And she goes I boom boom.

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Speaker 1: She went in the center console, the center console. That's

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Speaker 1: not the kicker. After a few seconds she goes, hop, hop,

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Speaker 1: how do you flush it? Oh? I'm sorry, bro, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: Oh gosh, All right, Rob and Washington go the me.

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Speaker 1: Mike in Colorado go, brother, So I'm an ex gymnast.

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Speaker 1: My daughter is nine years old that time. She's now

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Speaker 1: at thirty three. I still have not lived this town.

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Speaker 1: We are at the US Women's Olympic Team Championship event

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Speaker 1: in between the seasons when they have the Olympics every

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Speaker 1: four years, it is quite as a pin drop when

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Speaker 1: they compete. My daughter. I'm there with all bunch of moms,

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Speaker 1: a bunch of young girls, three or four males out

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Speaker 1: of fifteen thousand people. My daughter drops an std that

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Speaker 1: within a second a skunk with auditorium. She stands up,

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Speaker 1: puts her hands on her hips, and loud enough for

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Speaker 1: everyone in the entire fifteen thousand seat auditorium to hear.

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Speaker 1: She goes, Daddy, I still have not lived that though.

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Speaker 1: So vicious. That is absolutely vicious. All right, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I have to get to at least a couple headlines

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Speaker 1: I didn't get to. I will get to you all

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Speaker 1: again another time. Clearly you have some stories and we're

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Speaker 1: gonna get to them, but without further ado headlines I

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Speaker 1: didn't get to. Doctors are testing whether estrogen could help

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Speaker 1: men fight COVID nineteen not an accident. There's never been

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Speaker 1: a breakout at an air Force base. Headline Mafia bosses

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Speaker 1: worry for the future as soft millennial mobsters prefer texting

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Speaker 1: to pistol whipping. What does this country come to? Disgraceful

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Speaker 1: headline MSNBC. Warren's parents pushing back are mentally ill and

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Speaker 1: white nationalists. There it is again, there's always that white

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Speaker 1: nationalism coming out. Headline twenty twenties saw the largest spike

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Speaker 1: in homicide rate in a hundred years. Well, look, if

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Speaker 1: you ever said anything positive about black lives matter or

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Speaker 1: did the white people are evil routine and that's the

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Speaker 1: cops fault. Look in the mirror, that's your fault. Japan

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Speaker 1: making preparations for possible Chinese attack on Taiwan. Well, Japan,

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Speaker 1: we know you have plenty of experience over there. Headline.

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Speaker 1: Associated Press roasted for dubious fact check of nsba's letter

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Speaker 1: to Biden likening angry parents to domestic terrorists. That's the

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Speaker 1: National School Boards Association. Just know that they blatantly lied.

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Speaker 1: The AP blatantly lied. You can't trust fact checkers, you

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Speaker 1: can't trust doctors, you can't trust the CDC, you can't

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Speaker 1: trust anything but yourself. We must commit ourselves to thinking

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Speaker 1: for ourselves in the future. Headline federal judge blocks Texas

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Speaker 1: abortion law. Yes, because the communist has been smart enough

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Speaker 1: to put his people in place in every position of

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Speaker 1: power in this country, thus disheartening the right to no end.

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Speaker 1: But remember there are tens of millions of people who

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Speaker 1: think just like you. They love America, they think about

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Speaker 1: their family. We're gonna be okay. The future is gonna

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Speaker 1: be different. It's not gonna be like the past. We'll

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Speaker 1: be all right Tomorrow's asked doctor Jesse Friday Jesse at

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly show dot com. That's all so so