Speaker 1: We got.
Speaker 2: This.
Speaker 3: Welcome to Thursday Show, Morning Studio. We're gonna do nineties
Speaker 3: TV catchphrases. I saw yesterday was Will Smith's birthday. It's
Speaker 3: fifty six. He's way older than Uncle Phil was when
Speaker 3: Uncle Phil was the old one on the show. Wow,
Speaker 3: that's crazy, way older too, by the way. Uh so
Speaker 3: nineties TV catchphrases. This is from the Fresh Prince. But
Speaker 3: this is the example.
Speaker 4: What's up Jay?
Speaker 3: So that's the handshake. Then we all did that like
Speaker 3: second grade thought cool, So write your answer down. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna play the catch phrase. You just tell me the
Speaker 3: show that it's from.
Speaker 4: Ready, Ready, Newman.
Speaker 3: Pretty easy. If you miss it, you're out. I'm in,
Speaker 3: Hello Newman, Amy Seinfeld, watchbox Seinfeld, Eddie Seinfeld correct.
Speaker 5: Next, pretty easy.
Speaker 3: You just have to get the show. You don't need
Speaker 3: the character. But if you say the character and you're wrong,
Speaker 3: you miss it.
Speaker 4: So let's not do that.
Speaker 6: I'm in for the wind lunchbox put full.
Speaker 3: House correct, Amy, Eddie full House correct correct correct?
Speaker 4: Next, cheese.
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 4: And then we always play it again. Here it is,
Speaker 4: got me cheese? Got me cheese? Well, listen to who's
Speaker 4: saying it. Yeah, cheese. Wow, I'm in for the wind.
Speaker 4: I'm in not for the wind. Crazy, I don't lunchbox.
Speaker 6: I mean, I put family matters, but it doesn't sound
Speaker 6: like Irkle to me.
Speaker 8: Eddie, I have family matters too, but that does not
Speaker 8: sound like Urkle.
Speaker 4: Amy.
Speaker 7: Oh my gosh, it's family matters.
Speaker 4: It gets no more Rkle? Did I do that?
Speaker 7: I need same voice?
Speaker 4: I didn't hear that. Didn't hear it? Next up? Holy crap, man,
Speaker 4: these are getting hard. What is that? Holy crap? Holy crap? Oh,
Speaker 4: the crap. It's definitely not Urkle. I'm in holy crap.
Speaker 4: Humhm yeah, Crazy, I'm blown away that you guys aren't
Speaker 4: getting this Amy? Are you guys? Especially those two? They
Speaker 4: didn't get rkle Holy crap. I don't know if that's
Speaker 4: I didn't say it like that, Holy crap.
Speaker 3: Watch watch your answer Simpsons, Eddie, I have cheers Amy
Speaker 3: family guy. No, that's Frank Barone. Everybody loves Raymond.
Speaker 4: Holy crap. Okay, here now that's the dad. Yeah good,
Speaker 4: you well know what he wins. You have a right
Speaker 4: to be upset with those we should have got there.
Speaker 3: Well you especially, that's the show. You why I love
Speaker 3: that show let's do speed round. Oh, we'll do three
Speaker 3: buzz in. Here we go next, not that there's.
Speaker 9: Anything wrong Lunchbox Seinfeldt Correct two Seinfelds, you got us
Speaker 9: next up, it's more to lunchbox Lunchbox. Power Rangers, Yeah, correct,
Speaker 9: Power Rangers said mighty more from Power Rangers next.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, South Park. Correct. I thought you guys
Speaker 4: would do better.
Speaker 3: Maybe I'm just disappointed in myself for the expectations I
Speaker 3: put on you may gosh, that's tough. That's the most
Speaker 3: young one.
Speaker 4: Go ahead, ready to do it again? That was a That
Speaker 4: must have been season one? Am I nuts? Well? Glad
Speaker 4: everybody's here. We got a good show for you. Sin
Speaker 4: Anon of a sin Bo. There's a question.
Speaker 3: Hello, Bobby Bones. My husband and I have been married
Speaker 3: for about five years. You really want to start a family.
Speaker 3: The problem is, I'm not sure I'm ready. I love
Speaker 3: our life as it is, and I worry about the
Speaker 3: changes introducing a child would bring, especially since most of
Speaker 3: the child care would fall on me. I'm afraid that
Speaker 3: if I tell him how I feel, it could permanently
Speaker 3: damage our relationship. I want to have kids, too, just
Speaker 3: not yet. How do I convince him that waiting would
Speaker 3: be better for everyone signed kindly kidless. Well, I think
Speaker 3: there will be permanent damage if you don't say anything
Speaker 3: about it and let it fester and have a kid
Speaker 3: when you don't want to have a kid, or don't
Speaker 3: talk about it, Like I understand the I don't want
Speaker 3: the initial discomfort of getting in this conversation because it
Speaker 3: will not be comfortable for either of us, but you
Speaker 3: know it's gonna be way way, way, way way more
Speaker 3: uncomfortable is not addressing it and it festering heavy resentment
Speaker 3: one way or the other, either by you just not
Speaker 3: getting pregnant when he thinks you're trying to, or him
Speaker 3: are you getting pregnant when you don't want to.
Speaker 4: So my encouragement.
Speaker 3: Is to go ahead and get the uncomfortable part over,
Speaker 3: which is the we need to talk about this. It's
Speaker 3: not gonna feel good to talk about it, so you
Speaker 3: know it's not feel good, but you got to get
Speaker 3: on the same page. You can compromise, you can decide
Speaker 3: one way or the other, but you have to get
Speaker 3: on the same page because you can't keep withholding your
Speaker 3: thoughts and feelings from him about something so important.
Speaker 4: Yeah, even if they don't agree it's if it's not.
Speaker 7: A trivial thing that you can just let fizzle.
Speaker 3: Yep again, I'm telling you, I understand why you don't
Speaker 3: want to say it because it will probably create us
Speaker 3: some friction. And he's like, wait what and it could
Speaker 3: turn into a big fight, But it's not near as
Speaker 3: big as the actual damage that's going to happen if
Speaker 3: you just load it fester and say nothing about it,
Speaker 3: or if you get pregnant when you don't want to,
Speaker 3: or if you secretly keep yourself from getting pregnant when
Speaker 3: he wants to.
Speaker 7: And we could, you know, assume the best here and
Speaker 7: wonder if like he might be like, wow, thank you
Speaker 7: for sharing your feelings with me, Like I didn't know
Speaker 7: you were feeling that way at the moment. So let's
Speaker 7: revisit this in six months.
Speaker 3: Best and worst case scenarios are still better than the
Speaker 3: growing resentment that will happen or the festering of this circumstance.
Speaker 4: Best and worst are better than letting it just go.
Speaker 3: Worst is you can get into a huge fight and
Speaker 3: that takes that probably takes you to a healthier place
Speaker 3: eventually anyway. And best is Amy's like he gives you
Speaker 3: some candy and it's like, Okay.
Speaker 7: No, that's just with anything. Sometimes we get focused on
Speaker 7: the worst part of it all, and it's like, oh,
Speaker 7: but what if it all works out and I'm.
Speaker 3: Here to tell you best and worson's still better than
Speaker 3: what's going to happen if you don't talk about it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's my advice there. It's not actually advice on how
Speaker 3: to feel or.
Speaker 4: What to do. It's you just got to talk about it.
Speaker 3: And this is one of those fundamental issues that you
Speaker 3: got to be on the same page about. You don't
Speaker 3: have to agree be you need to be on the
Speaker 3: same page of understanding how you how you feel? All right,
Speaker 3: good luck. Here's voicemail from Kathy in Colorado.
Speaker 5: I have a Joe pray Amy.
Speaker 4: Why couldn't the Bird.
Speaker 5: Of Prey get a date? He was too awkward?
Speaker 4: Awkward? Oh how hard? End of the age? Awkward?
Speaker 2: Got it?
Speaker 3: Amy's corny coming up in just a few minutes. Let's
Speaker 3: hear from Jason in Las Vegas. Hey, Bobby, morning studio.
Speaker 1: You were wondering why the coach.
Speaker 4: Wanted to meet Amy.
Speaker 3: It's because she's a freaking smoke show.
Speaker 4: No other reason.
Speaker 3: Well, there is the other reason because it's the Texas
Speaker 3: A and M coach, and he's married and he's the
Speaker 3: head coach of Texas A and M, and Amy is
Speaker 3: an Aggie and he was just wanted to know if
Speaker 3: there were other AGNs voice. Yeah, I don't know, but
Speaker 3: we have that interview with coach Elko later today. It'll
Speaker 3: be on twenty five Whistles tomorrow's Pile of Stories.
Speaker 7: A new study suggests that high pitched female voices really
Speaker 7: can make men do crazy things.
Speaker 4: Like you want to stab themselves in the face.
Speaker 7: No, y'all like it. It turns you into a competitive
Speaker 7: mode because you're attracted to the high pitch, so you
Speaker 7: start doing things to show off.
Speaker 4: I think it depends on how hide the pitch.
Speaker 3: If you're saying higher pitch than ours and it's a female,
Speaker 3: like a feminine voice, yes, but if you're talking about
Speaker 3: the nanny, oh gosh, like a shrilly type voice, no,
Speaker 3: I want to stab my ear drums out.
Speaker 10: No.
Speaker 7: I think that just if they're hearing a woman's voice
Speaker 7: go higher, then they may drive faster, make impulse decisions.
Speaker 4: You have to get away reading. I think you're interpeting that.
Speaker 7: No, they trigger a subconscious response in men, making them
Speaker 7: feel more competitive or eager to impress.
Speaker 3: I would say, just a woman being around does all
Speaker 3: of that. Sure, So that would be a higher pitch
Speaker 3: voice than we have. So a woman being around does
Speaker 3: make you, even if you don't realize it, go, I
Speaker 3: really need to.
Speaker 4: Step it up.
Speaker 7: But they say for women, if you want to be
Speaker 7: taken seriously, you need to talk in a lower voice.
Speaker 4: Like the woman who had that company where the would
Speaker 4: test your blood.
Speaker 3: Yes, Elizabeth Holmes, Elizabeth Holmes, so clear you find out.
Speaker 3: I mean it wasn't her real voice, but she was
Speaker 3: told have a deeper voice, so she lived alive where professionally.
Speaker 4: She would always talk.
Speaker 7: Yeah wild did you watch some of that Paris Hilton
Speaker 7: testimony when she was like she would be talking.
Speaker 3: Going to a normal voice, really be like, I am
Speaker 3: Paras Hilton, and these are some things I'd like to say.
Speaker 4: And then after its elvers te god.
Speaker 7: But she wanted to be taken seriously, and.
Speaker 4: I think she's been playing a character to someone else.
Speaker 7: So a game show called Fast Friends is being developed
Speaker 7: by Max. It's going to feature contestants doing puzzles and games,
Speaker 7: answering trivia questions on sets from show Friends and like
Speaker 7: Central Perk type situation, and it's the thirtieth anniversary of
Speaker 7: Friends that they're probably aligning with that.
Speaker 3: It's fine because a lot of people like Friends, but
Speaker 3: also that network owns Friends, so it makes sense inside
Speaker 3: that world as well. We can do a game show
Speaker 3: and get people to still watch it and strain the show.
Speaker 3: We make money off the show. Still, what else?
Speaker 7: On a related note to that, the couch from Central
Speaker 7: Perk just sold for thirty thousand dollars during an auction.
Speaker 4: That seems really it seems exclusive. I don't know, big.
Speaker 3: Big big things usually don't go for as much unless
Speaker 3: it's like a full dinosaur. But also I wonder how
Speaker 3: many couches there were, because I can't imagine.
Speaker 7: A lot of furniture in them.
Speaker 4: That's a good port.
Speaker 3: I can't imagine it was just one couch the whole time,
Speaker 3: And like Amy said, it's not the only piece of furniture.
Speaker 4: But it still went for a lot.
Speaker 3: Thirty thousand dollars is a lot, but you would think
Speaker 3: a historic shit like I bet for ten grand the machine,
Speaker 3: the cappuccino machine. I mean, all that stuff probably goes
Speaker 3: for a decent amount, like Game of Thrones. They just
Speaker 3: had a humongous act. You guess see that for the chair, No,
Speaker 3: for all the stuff from the show, like a bunch,
Speaker 3: and there were stuff that sold for one hundred thousands
Speaker 3: of dollars because it was really one of them though,
Speaker 3: and it was yeah, beg Game of Thrones.
Speaker 4: Also like nerds, that's me. I like nerds. I don't
Speaker 4: buy any of that though.
Speaker 7: The average American clashes with their in laws once a month.
Speaker 7: And I have the top five things that you can
Speaker 7: argue about.
Speaker 4: With in laws.
Speaker 7: They raise kids, okay at five, parenting decisions, sure for money,
Speaker 7: three disputes about their partner, two lifestyle choices, and the
Speaker 7: number one thing politics.
Speaker 4: Oh interesting.
Speaker 3: I have been married for three years. I love my
Speaker 3: in laws, meaning I have no issue with them.
Speaker 7: You I've never clashed once. No, because for the average
Speaker 7: American it's once a month.
Speaker 4: I hear you.
Speaker 3: They don't live here. That helps, so yeah. So, but
Speaker 3: I also like we want on vacation. We took them
Speaker 3: with us. I love being around them. I think I
Speaker 3: love being around them more than my wife does because
Speaker 3: those are her parents, like she's always had them. I
Speaker 3: think part of us I didn't have parents. I think
Speaker 3: that's cool. But also I just they're just so funny
Speaker 3: and like so cool, and the only that we would
Speaker 3: clash about would be their massive Oklahoma fans and I'm
Speaker 3: a massive Arkansas fans, and team's better about I'm getting
Speaker 3: that fight right now.
Speaker 4: That was Amy's pile of stores. It's time for the
Speaker 4: good news ready.
Speaker 8: Stacey and Christian Blaylock have fostered over eighteen children in
Speaker 8: the past ten years. Well, six years ago they fostered two.
Speaker 8: They were twins, and then they ended up adopting them.
Speaker 8: A few weeks later they found out, oh my gosh,
Speaker 8: they have siblings. They have four siblings. Wins have siblings. Yeah,
Speaker 8: so they're like, let's try to adopt the four siblings. Well,
Speaker 8: the process takes forever and ever, it was eight years
Speaker 8: until finally last Friday they adopted four siblings. So now
Speaker 8: they have all six kids under the same roof. So
Speaker 8: even the twins that they fostered they adopted.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they probably only adopted them because it's like, well,
Speaker 3: we want to adopt them because they're siblings.
Speaker 4: They're twins, and they keep them together and to.
Speaker 3: Find out they're wow, and they have four other so
Speaker 3: they go from two to eight.
Speaker 8: Yes, So Tatum Tremaine are the twins, and then Mia, Ellie, Calli,
Speaker 8: and Xander are the four of the siblings all living together.
Speaker 4: Now, it's a pretty selfless family.
Speaker 7: Pretty awesome, So great for those kids to have each
Speaker 7: other and be together.
Speaker 4: And the fact that they found out that they had
Speaker 4: the word sparing bill and I'm not.
Speaker 3: Doing I mean that, I'm like, shout out to that family.
Speaker 3: Think of that grocery bill. So that's that is so
Speaker 3: crazy and selfless and amazing. That is what it's all about.
Speaker 4: That was telling me something good. All right, here we
Speaker 4: go voicemail from last night morning too.
Speaker 10: I have a question if your significant others in the.
Speaker 1: Car and they're on speakerphone with.
Speaker 7: Somebody, do you engage in the.
Speaker 10: Conversation along with them. I'm just curious because I feel like.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I should talk or interject unless
Speaker 1: the other person knows that I'm in the car or
Speaker 1: wherever I'm at, and the person who calls acknowledges that
Speaker 1: I'm wisdom.
Speaker 4: Let's talk about speakerphone rules in the car, because we
Speaker 4: all do this.
Speaker 3: We have it on bluetooth. You're talking, first of all,
Speaker 3: if someone's in the car with me. I will always say,
Speaker 3: my wife's in the car with me when you pick up,
Speaker 3: be careful what you say. Yeah, that's good, unless I'm
Speaker 3: purposefully letting my wife hear stuff as like an age
Speaker 3: FBI agent, like she's like, listen to this. So but
Speaker 3: mostly it's like, hey, just in case my wife's here.
Speaker 3: If somebody has kids in the car, when I call
Speaker 3: them or their wife.
Speaker 4: You should tell me.
Speaker 3: Secondly, I'm not jumping into any speakerphone call if my
Speaker 3: wife's having one. If she has an acknowledged I'm here,
Speaker 3: I'm not jumping in unless I know the person really well. Right,
Speaker 3: So it's not my conversation to get in unless she says, also,
Speaker 3: Bobby's here, or it's somebody that I know a plus plus,
Speaker 3: like she's talking to Eddie, which, by the way, they
Speaker 3: text videos all the time, TikTok videos. Eddie doesn't take
Speaker 3: a TikTok video for me and ever even respond to it.
Speaker 8: Yeah, but we we like, we both like this certain
Speaker 8: account that we follow.
Speaker 3: Anyway, you have to acknowledge the person in the car
Speaker 3: with you. But if you don't acknowledge them, they cannot jump.
Speaker 4: In, right.
Speaker 7: That's speakerphone.
Speaker 3: That's speaker by Eticitt for yeah, because I hate if
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, did you bet on this game and like, oh,
Speaker 3: my wife's in the car, and I'm like, we didn't
Speaker 3: tell me your wife was in the car.
Speaker 4: So I think that's the etiquette. Good on that ever?
Speaker 4: I agree? Yeah, okay, next tip hit it?
Speaker 5: What is up?
Speaker 10: Wanted to call and ask Lunchbox a question. I was
Speaker 10: recently at a rental condo on a beach trip, and
Speaker 10: as we were unpacking all of our.
Speaker 9: Things, we opened.
Speaker 10: The bedside drawer and I found six one hundred dollars bills.
Speaker 10: What would Lunchbox.
Speaker 1: Do in that situation?
Speaker 10: If you're wondering, I did call the rental company and
Speaker 10: we returned the money. Could not hold onto that in
Speaker 10: good conscious watch.
Speaker 4: Bok calld you have done.
Speaker 6: I'd have put that money in my pocket, or I
Speaker 6: would have split it amongst the guests and said, look, guys,
Speaker 6: we got a free night's stay because we just made
Speaker 6: six hundred dollars of our rental back.
Speaker 4: If they also paid for it, Yeah, like, whoever paid
Speaker 4: for you?
Speaker 1: A man?
Speaker 4: You paid? We all split this three ways. You get
Speaker 4: two hundred, you get, you get too ordered, let's go.
Speaker 4: Does it bother you that it's not your money?
Speaker 3: Though?
Speaker 4: And then somebody accidentally left it somewhere?
Speaker 9: And if you accidental leave anyth you would get upset
Speaker 9: if somebody took yours that bother you at all?
Speaker 4: No, Okay, just want to just ask.
Speaker 6: I mean because like when I moved out of like
Speaker 6: the townhouse, when I moved here, then I lived with
Speaker 6: the ray, I left the dishes and the dishwasher and
Speaker 6: moved and didn't no one called me to give them
Speaker 6: my dishes back.
Speaker 4: Those are dishes in a different center. Guess what they
Speaker 4: cost money? Didn't they You got us? Wow, you nailed this,
Speaker 4: Okay exactly. That's like stealing money.
Speaker 3: I would say what I would do is I would
Speaker 3: call and be like, hey to the rental people, somebody
Speaker 3: left thee hundred bucks. Or I'd be like, hey, somebody
Speaker 3: left some money in the side drawer here. Do you
Speaker 3: know how much it is to see if it was
Speaker 3: them who left it or somebody in the past.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and you want to know what they did the
Speaker 6: rental company. Did they put it in their pocket? They
Speaker 6: didn't contact the people that stayed there previously.
Speaker 3: Poston, this is where you find out. You go, how
Speaker 3: we found some money in the side droord you know
Speaker 3: how much it is?
Speaker 9: Because we don't if it's you guys, as we don't
Speaker 9: leave it here And they go, yeah, yeahh we left it.
Speaker 4: We left eighty bucks. No you didn't, Dan got them.
Speaker 4: Then you keep it. I just keep it.
Speaker 6: You're wasting too much leg work and time.
Speaker 3: We have a friend who left his stroller. He took
Speaker 3: his uh this is the debate that we had the
Speaker 3: other day. He went, they went to the park, loaded
Speaker 3: up their baby back into the car seat, drove off,
Speaker 3: left their stroller overnight, went back, the stroller was gone.
Speaker 3: He was like, somebody stole the stroller. I was like,
Speaker 3: I was like, well, I feel like theft, for the
Speaker 3: most part is when you know you're taking something and
Speaker 3: you know where you're taking it from. Somebody just saw
Speaker 3: a stroller by itself in a parking lot. It was like,
Speaker 3: somebody maybe left a stroller. I would I think it's
Speaker 3: a there's a little more to it than somebody stealing
Speaker 3: a stroller. If they sold it right out of the truck,
Speaker 3: that's stealing something just left in a park.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but you would have to assume, oh no, somebody
Speaker 7: left like they're assuming, but you're assuming.
Speaker 3: My point was, he was like, can you believe somebody
Speaker 3: stole my stroller? I was like, I can't believe you
Speaker 3: left a two hundred and fifty dollars stroller and you
Speaker 3: drove off without it.
Speaker 4: And come back.
Speaker 6: They think someone doesn't need anymore, so they were putting
Speaker 6: it somewhere where someone would see it possible, like curbside.
Speaker 3: I said the exact same did, And I said, I
Speaker 3: don't know that for sure, and I wouldn't take it.
Speaker 7: They would eaven knowed. Hey, free stroller, that's true, take
Speaker 7: free to take?
Speaker 3: Yeah, or maybe the note blow off with the winds, right,
Speaker 3: We're just gonna make up scenario. But anyway, my point was,
Speaker 3: that wasn't that I didn't feel like that was Thatt.
Speaker 3: That was somebody who felt like they got lucky as
Speaker 3: somebody had the stroller behind.
Speaker 7: Okay, maybe it's not fat, but it's taking.
Speaker 4: I give me one more.
Speaker 5: I do not want my husband to hear what I
Speaker 5: am about to say. I am like Eddie's wife was.
Speaker 5: I do not want him to shave his head.
Speaker 7: I am worried.
Speaker 5: I'm not gonna like it, or I'm not going to
Speaker 5: be attracted to him anymore. And so I was wondering
Speaker 5: now that Eddie has shaved his head, because I think
Speaker 5: it looks great. I actually was very surprised, and it's
Speaker 5: kind of making me reconsider allowing my husband to shave
Speaker 5: his head. So I was wanting to know what does
Speaker 5: Eddie's wife think? Does she like it now? Does she
Speaker 5: still think it's weird? Please help me out here.
Speaker 4: Thank you Eddie. You're bald now you shave a bald? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Are we talking normal?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, she loves it. My wife loves my head now.
Speaker 8: She didn't like it before because she said that I
Speaker 8: look like my dad because my dad too had a
Speaker 8: shaved head, And so I don't know.
Speaker 4: All of a sudden she's like, no, you look good
Speaker 4: with that shaved head. Great shape shaped head. It's the
Speaker 4: greatest shaped head I've ever seen. I think, what do
Speaker 4: you mean you have a great shaped head? Are you
Speaker 4: making fun of me? No, it's perfectly bald. It's his
Speaker 4: head is shaped. Wonder I shaved my head once. It
Speaker 4: was terrible.
Speaker 9: I had like a continence coming off the side of it,
Speaker 9: craters and stuff.
Speaker 3: Terrible. You have a lovely shit. I don't know why
Speaker 3: you're talking to me like that.
Speaker 4: All I'm saying you have a perfectly shaped head. I
Speaker 4: mean I like it no more. You could really see it.
Speaker 3: Those pictures you took in Vegas when you had retake
Speaker 3: pictures you act like pop your head looked great.
Speaker 4: Thank you having great head. I mean a lot of
Speaker 4: people are telling me like you should have done that
Speaker 4: a long time ago. It looks great. Thank you. Oh
Speaker 4: your wife does like it now.
Speaker 3: He loves it. All right, Thank you for the call.
Speaker 3: You guys can leave us a voicemail. Ask us a
Speaker 3: question anytime. Eight seven seven seventy seven Bobby eight seven
Speaker 3: seven seventy seven Bobby. In the category of this seems
Speaker 3: like a terrible idea, Munda would like to say a
Speaker 3: little something, and this is a way, he says, if
Speaker 3: you want to speed up your service at a restaurant,
Speaker 3: this is what you should do.
Speaker 4: Go ahead, Ray, Yeah, So my friend does this.
Speaker 2: You just grab out your phone and you put it
Speaker 2: on the stopwatch and you just set it at the
Speaker 2: edge of the table the second you get seated and
Speaker 2: you just hit start and it just stays up the
Speaker 2: whole time, and you're kind of able to see how
Speaker 2: long the app takes when the server first comes over,
Speaker 2: how long do you drinks take the main dish? When
Speaker 2: does it come your check? How long are you waiting
Speaker 2: for that? And it's informative how long everything takes. And
Speaker 2: also my friend said it always speeds up service. He's
Speaker 2: never had a bad meal since he started doing it.
Speaker 7: No way, Yeah, there's bad things in his meal.
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly. This is a like terrible idea.
Speaker 3: Yeah, to put a stopwatch on the table and let
Speaker 3: it run and let.
Speaker 4: Everybody see it.
Speaker 3: Now, if you want to time it secretly to go,
Speaker 3: I wonder how long this is going to take.
Speaker 4: That's on you.
Speaker 3: You can time anything. You can time this segment. You
Speaker 3: can time your order at any restaurant. I have no
Speaker 3: problem with that. But if you want to put on
Speaker 3: the table, you're gonna have to deal with things are
Speaker 3: going to happen that maybe you don't see at your table.
Speaker 8: Do you think the server notices that stop watching it
Speaker 8: on the table knows exactly what it's for.
Speaker 3: Well, if there's just a stop watch on the table
Speaker 3: that started when you sat down.
Speaker 4: Of course this is not good.
Speaker 3: You feel like you're being monitored and timed. This is
Speaker 3: a terrible idea and you're better at restaurants. Sue will
Speaker 3: always ask, will say, hey, like BJ, whatever, he doesn't care.
Speaker 3: I'll say, hey, BJ, how is that Mexican spot for
Speaker 3: drinks you like? Usually it's about ten to fifteen minutes.
Speaker 3: We could probably go quickerf we go to a different spot.
Speaker 3: But he could do that and have that information and
Speaker 3: not put it on the table to make the weight
Speaker 3: staff the servers feel like they're being monitored measured.
Speaker 7: Because also if he's getting that information based on the
Speaker 7: fact that he put it out there and he thinks
Speaker 7: that's making the move faster than that means when y'all go,
Speaker 7: you have to do the same thing or you're not
Speaker 7: gonna get the same time.
Speaker 4: And you're probably gonna get the same spit in your food. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, we actually got the idea from another restaurant because
Speaker 2: they said we only had an hour to eat, and
Speaker 2: so we put our stopwatch right there on the table,
Speaker 2: and that's how we knew we were within the parameters
Speaker 2: of the hour.
Speaker 3: Can someone convince me this is not a terrible idea? No,
Speaker 3: I don't see any win in this, because I would
Speaker 3: be so concerned they're screwing with my food that I
Speaker 3: wouldn't be able.
Speaker 4: To enjoy the food.
Speaker 7: And I can understand when a restaurant has a turnover
Speaker 7: time where they have a reservation coming and they're like, hey, yeah,
Speaker 7: look we can see you, but we need you out
Speaker 7: of here in an hour. So that makes sense if
Speaker 7: you need to tell.
Speaker 4: That you yes, and you say that to the server.
Speaker 3: Hey, they told us we need to get out of
Speaker 3: this table in one hour, so we're going to time
Speaker 3: ourselves to make sure we're able to leave the table.
Speaker 7: All right. They're gonna be like, wow, too vulnerable.
Speaker 3: The mess have your food where you can't see them,
Speaker 3: You're too vulnerable. Then they have your credit card where
Speaker 3: you can't see them, You're too vulnerable. This is one
Speaker 3: of the worst ideas I've heard.
Speaker 4: And what restaurant brings out the fastest food.
Speaker 2: You guys wouldn't know because you don't do the stop
Speaker 2: watching that.
Speaker 3: You can do that without putting it on the table.
Speaker 3: You literally can time anything you want. You'd be like,
Speaker 3: all right, go and just keep your phone in your
Speaker 3: pocket and they come stop it. Heck, make a note,
Speaker 3: take a journal with you, write it with a pen.
Speaker 3: But no, that's a terrible idea. Just a little placement
Speaker 3: on the table. You're not putting in front of their face.
Speaker 3: If they look down, they see it. They'll see it.
Speaker 3: They're obviously gonna look down because they're serving on the
Speaker 3: table lunchbox. You're the only one I could see this.
Speaker 4: Listen. I kind of like it.
Speaker 6: This guarantees great service, and you are there for a
Speaker 6: great experience. And if they want to give you great service,
Speaker 6: they see the time we're like, hey, I'm under a
Speaker 6: little more pressure, and they up their standards.
Speaker 4: Unless you know, they see the stop box.
Speaker 6: They get lazy, then they get a bad tip, and
Speaker 6: then you can tell them, why, look, how did you
Speaker 6: get your food quick?
Speaker 7: Who is it that y'all know this? They do that
Speaker 7: thing with the money on the table, my dad, Yeah.
Speaker 4: Oh gosh, you need to do that, which is it
Speaker 4: was a terrible idea. You had no problem with it.
Speaker 4: You take the money, you put it on the table.
Speaker 3: Let's just say it's five bucks in ones, and every
Speaker 3: time there's something that doesn't go right, you pick a
Speaker 3: dollar and put it back in your pocket. When once
Speaker 3: you get out of like two or one dollar, they
Speaker 3: don't care anymore. So again you're gonna have mystery stuff
Speaker 3: hapen to your food.
Speaker 8: I remember, oh this, but heats are not hot, and
Speaker 8: he put it back and then take a dollar away.
Speaker 4: That's not good. That's crazy.
Speaker 3: We're gonna play hardy truck bed. I stand by that
Speaker 3: is it? Not just a bad idea, that's a terrible idea.
Speaker 3: Four minute segment. I had to stop watch going good
Speaker 3: job right. Yesterday was apparently one hit wonder day, so
Speaker 3: I saw the stories about it. I don't normally do
Speaker 3: all the days, but I did come up with my
Speaker 3: favorite one hit wonders of all time. Now these are
Speaker 3: me the best one hit wonders according to me.
Speaker 4: Lunchbox.
Speaker 3: If I tell you the song, you try to sing
Speaker 3: it back to me. To me at number five on
Speaker 3: my list, Macy Gray, I try, I.
Speaker 9: Try, arise above it, but I try.
Speaker 4: I try. So you don't know that one? No I
Speaker 4: just did it. No, man, No, you didn't you what
Speaker 4: I try to say?
Speaker 7: Goodbye? Choke, try to walk away and.
Speaker 4: I see I was closed. No, not at all.
Speaker 3: Let's try number four, lunch By, sing it back lou
Speaker 3: Bega mambo number five. I need a little Madga in
Speaker 3: my live.
Speaker 4: I need a little Soreena in my live. Mabo number five.
Speaker 4: He got back around to those books, right, I can
Speaker 4: tell you know it?
Speaker 6: Yeah, you sing, I need a little Vanessa in my life.
Speaker 6: I need a little Michelle in my life.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure all those names are in it, but okay.
Speaker 3: Number three on my list of greatest one hit Wonders
Speaker 3: a song from Mark cohne Lunchbox.
Speaker 4: Can you sing Walking in Memphis?
Speaker 6: I'm walking in Memphis with my head Hell, I walk
Speaker 6: down Beals three, six feet in the sky.
Speaker 3: Okay, I knows it, but he can't get there. He's
Speaker 3: off a bind because he just yells the song. Yeah,
Speaker 3: because it's I'm.
Speaker 9: Wogging in Memphis with my head held.
Speaker 3: My feet six feet off the rail off walking in Memphis.
Speaker 4: You know, you know the reason I know that song?
Speaker 6: Why Because on that wonderful trip to the Diamond Park
Speaker 6: in Arkansas, so happy. You've never been to Beal Street,
Speaker 6: so she made me stop and walk down Bell Street.
Speaker 4: Why she played that song. That's awesome. I thought you
Speaker 4: would have known it for other reasons.
Speaker 7: You want to know the only reason why I know it?
Speaker 7: My sister did a solo lyrical dance to it in
Speaker 7: high school, and she was practiced in our living room
Speaker 7: and she played that song over and over and over.
Speaker 4: Bones.
Speaker 10: How do you know?
Speaker 9: I don't know. I know those great stories and I
Speaker 9: found five dollars.
Speaker 4: Number two, Here we go.
Speaker 3: My favorite one hit Wonders Lunchbatch sing it, no, No,
Speaker 3: tell me it, Daniel Powder Bad Day because.
Speaker 4: I had a bad day.
Speaker 6: Take one down, and I had a bad day.
Speaker 4: That's it. I feel like you got it.
Speaker 9: Yeah you don't have it, but I feel like you
Speaker 9: know it to sing it though, use I had a
Speaker 9: bad day.
Speaker 4: Take one down. I had a bad day.
Speaker 3: It's like he gets the first and just wraps it
Speaker 3: at the end of it with the same Okay, so
Speaker 3: you have one left ready.
Speaker 4: I nailed that one though, I said take one down. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I didn't even know what I said that. I'll be
Speaker 4: honest with you. I no melody.
Speaker 3: I didn't know the words or last one. The number
Speaker 3: one one hit, wonder According to me.
Speaker 4: It's gotta be what. Oh it's gotta be.
Speaker 9: It's gotta be you think it's gonna be tumblewamba, Yes
Speaker 9: what I get knocked down, but get off again.
Speaker 4: It's not in my top five. It's a big one.
Speaker 9: But see that one's good for him because he just yells,
Speaker 9: but it's not my personal one, biz Marquee, just a friend?
Speaker 4: Oh you got o? What?
Speaker 9: Wait what it's like? Wait what what? Oh it's not
Speaker 9: But go ahead. You say he's just a friend, got it?
Speaker 9: You say he's just a friend. Oh babe, it's a word.
Speaker 9: Come on, come on, it's a word. Keep on with
Speaker 9: the old baby, you you got what?
Speaker 4: Rest in peace? Biz Markie.
Speaker 1: He died.
Speaker 3: And then he also did like you did music on
Speaker 3: one of those kids shows. I don't know which one.
Speaker 3: It was Scuba, do you know I like played keys
Speaker 3: and saying on a kids shown maybe same street. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it was like a nick show or something. Uh yeah, anyway,
Speaker 3: those are my top five. It's Yo Gabba Gabba. I
Speaker 3: don't know if that's nicker.
Speaker 4: Oh Yo Gabba gabba. Yeah, he would come on, he
Speaker 4: would as he was also a beat bug. Here was
Speaker 4: that guy.
Speaker 8: I'm a little shocked he didn't go tumble one, but yeah,
Speaker 8: a little shocked.
Speaker 4: Probably number six, of course. But there's a lot like
Speaker 4: eagle a cherry safe tonight. Yes that's up there. Oh
Speaker 4: I know that one too, if you have me tomorrow
Speaker 4: private different five?
Speaker 6: Okay, what about Gingham Style?
Speaker 3: No, that doesn't make Top twenty. That was like interesting,
Speaker 3: but not my favorite.
Speaker 4: What does a fox say?
Speaker 3: No, that's terrible. Also, it's not one of my favorites.
Speaker 3: Uh huh, great song, not one of my favorite. I
Speaker 3: did my top five favorites. He let the Dogs Out.
Speaker 4: Not one of my favorites. It's time for the good news.
Speaker 3: Yea.
Speaker 4: His family lost their son to cant or.
Speaker 3: He was young and he really loved the Giants, the
Speaker 3: New York Giants, Eli Manning quarterback Tom Coughlin, who was
Speaker 3: the coach of the Giants. They won two Super Bowls together,
Speaker 3: and they showed up at the house and so they
Speaker 3: surprised the parents of this kid who loved the Giants.
Speaker 3: That's awesome, and they gave them tickets to the upcoming
Speaker 3: Super Bowl in New Orleans. So they wanted to be like, hey,
Speaker 3: we know you went through some stuff. We know you
Speaker 3: love the Giants. By the way, Giants aren't going to
Speaker 3: the Super Bowl. They suck, but they don't play for
Speaker 3: the Giants right now.
Speaker 4: Giants are terrible.
Speaker 3: But they stopped by and gave the family this. And
Speaker 3: Tom Coughlin has a charity that deals with cancer, and
Speaker 3: so it was kind of like a multifaceted thing where
Speaker 3: they were like, we want to be here to support you.
Speaker 3: We have a charity. This charity wants to help you
Speaker 3: through your rough time. And also like Eli Manning come
Speaker 3: into your house.
Speaker 4: Well, that'd be crazy. Whatever happens, damn.
Speaker 7: You know Eli and Peyton they have that Hawaiian bread
Speaker 7: pretzel commercials. You'll see that.
Speaker 4: Of all the things I've seen from them, I've not
Speaker 4: seen that.
Speaker 7: Okay, let me tell you. They're so good at it.
Speaker 7: They make me want that, Like the whole time you're
Speaker 7: telling a story, I'm like, this is amazing. I love this.
Speaker 7: I wonder if he showed up with the Hawaiian little
Speaker 7: pretzel nugget things because they look so good. I want
Speaker 7: to try them.
Speaker 4: I'm Meddilime Manning once he's a monster shoes.
Speaker 7: If he smaller than me.
Speaker 4: They're both pretty mad. I think Eli's six.
Speaker 3: Six oh sixty five six six, and because he stands
Speaker 3: next to other people that are massive all the time,
Speaker 3: you don't realize how big he is. They're both six
Speaker 3: five or six six. But I'm med Eli Manning and
Speaker 3: he came up and shook my hand and I was like,
Speaker 3: you are a big man.
Speaker 4: How big was his hand? I mean I got pretty
Speaker 4: big hands. Oh god, okay, all.
Speaker 3: Right, portionately my hands are quite large and I'm only
Speaker 3: six to one. But anyway, big shout out to Eli
Speaker 3: Manning and Tom Coughlin and the charity that works to
Speaker 3: help a lot of kids that are going through cancer
Speaker 3: and families to support them after their kids have gone
Speaker 3: through it. I always want to shout them out. That
Speaker 3: is what it's all about. That was telling me something good.
Speaker 3: Let's see how many Morning Corny's we can guess figured
Speaker 3: it out. We have ninety seconds. It's ready. Investigative Corny
Speaker 3: starts now.
Speaker 4: The morning Corny.
Speaker 7: How do you surprise a pumpkin?
Speaker 4: How do you surprise a pumpkin? Patch? Scare Jack O'Lantern
Speaker 4: used cord. I'm boarded. Okay, go Gord, that's what it is.
Speaker 4: Go go go patch.
Speaker 9: You sneak up on it, trick or treat it, you
Speaker 9: stab it, but you read it again?
Speaker 7: How do you surprise a pumpkin?
Speaker 4: Give it again?
Speaker 8: Surprise it, surprise, sneak up, hide a pumpkin.
Speaker 4: I didn't see Jack o'lonnor jack Oh boy, we're not
Speaker 4: gonna know what a gord is that's like a pumpkin. No,
Speaker 4: I know, but I don't ever use that. I don't
Speaker 4: know what it is either. How do we work? What's gorge?
Speaker 4: It's it's it's that's what the gordon they hide behind?
Speaker 4: The gord they gord you Gordon sneak up on them?
Speaker 4: How do you they're gorded by the cops like guards?
Speaker 4: Eye's a pumpkin surprised you catch them off? Gordon got.
Speaker 7: All right, Doug time left hand. So what is it
Speaker 7: called when a tree takes some time.
Speaker 4: Off it leaves? It's leave taking lead, leave of absent,
Speaker 4: leave leaf.
Speaker 7: Okay, where do pumpkin CEOs hold their meetings?
Speaker 4: Gord room? Okay?
Speaker 7: What do you call a sick eagle?
Speaker 4: Gordon?
Speaker 3: Murden, burden bird, flu per, illegal?
Speaker 4: Illegal? Do you call a sick eagle illegal? An ill egle?
Speaker 4: What do you call a sick I'm not going that's hard.
Speaker 4: I can't have gotten that.
Speaker 3: This guy goes on a rampage at a car dealership.
Speaker 3: He smashed seventy five cars. He calls up to about
Speaker 3: one hundred thousand dollars worth of damage. And to me,
Speaker 3: it's not so much the crime, which, by the way,
Speaker 3: the story is from wmu R. It's let's say you
Speaker 3: could do that. Does that sound fun to you? Yes,
Speaker 3: just go and bust out cars? Awesome, Yeah, it does.
Speaker 6: Just take about smashing the windshield with a bat. That'd
Speaker 6: be cool seeing the dents come in the hood, you
Speaker 6: know what I mean, Like, so there's the sun roof
Speaker 6: and you can just see it shatter into the car.
Speaker 3: Man, that is awesome.
Speaker 8: I mean the fact that it's somebody's and you're destroying it,
Speaker 8: that's not good. But if you took that all away
Speaker 8: and they said go to town, that sounds.
Speaker 3: Funny, you guys, Yeah, yeah, yeah, Like there's nothing about
Speaker 3: that that would be fun.
Speaker 4: Really. Yeah. Have you ever hit a window with a bat?
Speaker 4: Actually I have it. I don't think I have either.
Speaker 4: I don't think I happened like, I don't think I have.
Speaker 4: But it sounds awesome. I meant say that.
Speaker 3: Skyler Henson twenty five called them and said, the sooner
Speaker 3: you get here, the less damage they'll be. When police arrived,
Speaker 3: he was smashing windows, windshields and damaging the body of cars. Yeah,
Speaker 3: police say smashed seventy five cars, causing up to ninety
Speaker 3: thousand dollars worth of damage. His bail has been said
Speaker 3: at five thousand dollars. It's almost worked.
Speaker 4: I had to go do it.
Speaker 7: I guess it depends on the season of life. Because
Speaker 7: I did smash Eddie's TV yes with a sledgehammer, and
Speaker 7: that felt real good.
Speaker 3: And so people know I let her do that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: she didn't come to my house do that. We did
Speaker 3: bring it up and let her go to town. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that doesn't sound fun to me. There's a woman she
Speaker 3: starts to get all these calls. Her obituary was actually
Speaker 3: posted online.
Speaker 4: She's alive.
Speaker 3: So her name is Fei Fanero. Her name and picture
Speaker 3: appeared in the paper, which had an option to to
Speaker 3: send flowers to the grieving family. She spotted it when
Speaker 3: a friend said, Hey, are you dead, and she was like, no,
Speaker 3: I'm all good. So she gets on Facebook and writes
Speaker 3: I'm alive. There's been a mistake. She owns a beauty business.
Speaker 3: She thinks the mishap occurred when a post celebrating her
Speaker 3: new business with personal information got mixed up with the
Speaker 3: legacy obituary section and they just put it in the
Speaker 3: wrong section.
Speaker 4: So everybody read it and said, oh, I got our
Speaker 4: friend's dead. That's crazy.
Speaker 3: A site showed the site, which is the newspaper but
Speaker 3: also online. In the online version, showed to pick a
Speaker 3: fee with the caption Faith and Arrow obituary and the
Speaker 3: option to click and send flowers. Hey, that wouldn't be
Speaker 3: a bad prank though, that's from Metro. I don't know
Speaker 3: if you could even prank obituary. What do you mean
Speaker 3: you can't just buy one, I know, a lunchbox, I
Speaker 3: don't know. I don't know, or if they need like
Speaker 3: a death certificate or I don't think we can put
Speaker 3: an obituary there for anybody. I didn't feel like that's
Speaker 3: something you should be able to do.
Speaker 4: I think it is.
Speaker 3: Why don't you make a call because if so, I'm
Speaker 3: in like that would be funny. Yeah, I'm into that prank,
Speaker 3: especially someone who knows I'm gonna keep a secret. Oh,
Speaker 3: all of a sudden texts, I'll find.
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