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Speaker 2: It's Brooklyn Boys Slice tie for episode three, two and beyond.
Speaker 3: Did I get that right?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: This time?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, this time, not last time. How's everything going
Speaker 3: to David Brody? Oh it's going well? Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 6: I had a good day. I had a good day today,
Speaker 6: and a good day yesterday.
Speaker 3: Great. I had a great day yesterday, and today I won.
Speaker 6: I won my first four Pickaball matches, to the point
Speaker 6: where people were giving me the look like, well, you
Speaker 6: won too many games.
Speaker 3: You should get off the court. I was on fire. Wow,
Speaker 3: it was good.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I did well, you're doing well on the course.
Speaker 6: I played above my level. These guys are very good.
Speaker 6: I think they may have been going easy on me.
Speaker 3: They're very good. And I helped my own. So you
Speaker 3: had a good day.
Speaker 6: Yes, here we go, and I'm looking here like a
Speaker 6: lot of us Slice time feedbacks.
Speaker 3: Now, yeah we do. We have, we have pages of these,
Speaker 3: so we got to get through these.
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Speaker 7: Brooklyn boys, listening to your latest slice.
Speaker 8: Time, Brody, you fell asleep.
Speaker 9: This is a geo from Rockland County, Scary talking about
Speaker 9: how much weight he gained.
Speaker 10: He threw in the doctor fat loss and you let
Speaker 10: it slip.
Speaker 7: Hit the jingle, bitch.
Speaker 3: Yes, catch, Yeah, I might have been talking about my
Speaker 3: client as you were in the middle of a sentence.
Speaker 3: You weren't listening to what I was saying.
Speaker 6: Yeah, sometimes I'm more focused on detaining the people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I did you ever listen to what I say?
Speaker 2: You never listened to exactly.
Speaker 8: Hey, Aaron from Saint Louis, what's up?
Speaker 11: Man?
Speaker 8: Who you doing?
Speaker 3: All right? Reggie connection?
Speaker 8: Of course, Reggie here? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 12: Of course I'm following you on Instagram. I'm doctor Basketball
Speaker 12: hell dm Instagram.
Speaker 3: Come on, yep, yep, yep, you're right. Hey, my bad.
Speaker 12: Thank you for requesting the penis poem. Thank you for
Speaker 12: welcoming that as an option.
Speaker 8: My penis as the West.
Speaker 3: All right, she's gonna leave it right there. Thanks, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to leave it right there.
Speaker 13: Come your fellow flu.
Speaker 3: Not a doctor per se? All right, all right, the
Speaker 3: slices can get away with it. You don't have to
Speaker 3: hit the jingle on. Do not hit the jingle on.
Speaker 3: Then that's not guys. All right, all.
Speaker 14: Right, this is here and it will always be Brodie scary.
Speaker 14: Actually it's Asian Mike. Uh.
Speaker 15: I was just trying an impression of him, but I
Speaker 15: was that we haven't heard from for a while, So hey, Chad,
Speaker 15: where are you at?
Speaker 3: He fooled me. It sounded like, oh he's contained.
Speaker 16: Was a Asian Mike from Long Island.
Speaker 15: So yeah, anyway, Uh, scary with your fridge with the
Speaker 15: egg whites.
Speaker 17: Uh.
Speaker 15: When I go BJ's and I look for my milk,
Speaker 15: I always look phones with the lays expiration dates, so
Speaker 15: there would be like another car behind and then I
Speaker 15: would just push the cart in and walk in and
Speaker 15: grab the milk with the later exploration date. That's why
Speaker 15: I would do. You're Brooklyn Moways, what it's your boys?
Speaker 14: And Mic?
Speaker 12: Again?
Speaker 15: So with the dishwasher, I'm Asian, so if you know,
Speaker 15: you know, we Asians, we don't use the dishwasher, so
Speaker 15: we would one of them always wash out dishes first
Speaker 15: and then use the dishwasher as the drying rack. And
Speaker 15: we also use it to stole all the dishes. All right, okay,
Speaker 15: and shout out to Maddy from Brooklyn the Bronx. How
Speaker 15: you doing with you at girl, haven't heard from you
Speaker 15: for a while.
Speaker 6: A lot of like yeah, people hitting on each other occasions.
Speaker 6: I love that he speaks for roughly three billion or
Speaker 6: four billion Asian people in the world.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, no Asians use the dishwasher. Well, well, you
Speaker 3: know his family. It's not customary, but his family is
Speaker 3: almost the entire uh.
Speaker 2: You know, I feel like we should do a third
Speaker 2: version of third podcast a week, Brodie. We could call
Speaker 2: it but the Brooklyn Boys Love Lines and Electric Dedications Party. Sure,
Speaker 2: we just we just do shout outs, you know, we
Speaker 2: just shout people out, like making love connections.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well, you know what, we should do it on
Speaker 6: Patreon though, so we make some extra money.
Speaker 3: We're gonna be connecting people, you know. I wonder if
Speaker 3: two slices I have ever met up got together.
Speaker 6: Two slices walk into a bar. One says brody and scary,
Speaker 6: the other one says, you're right.
Speaker 18: Hey, Brodian's scariest. Joe from California, Hey, he's scary. I
Speaker 18: wish you would hit the jingle for your when you
Speaker 18: try to slip in your doctor for your fat ass program.
Speaker 18: You try to cover up Brody with the next clip
Speaker 18: when you don't agree with him.
Speaker 3: It's right, okay, mm hmmad.
Speaker 19: Jill about the stats. Last time Scary mentioned I muscle
Speaker 19: weighs more than fat, and I've heard that multiple times.
Speaker 19: But I'm thinking, how did that make sense? And maybe
Speaker 19: it's just me being technical, but like, isn't there like
Speaker 19: the classics of like what weighs more a ton of
Speaker 19: feathers or a ton of bricks? As at the end
Speaker 19: of the day, they weigh the same because they both
Speaker 19: weigh a ton, So ten pounds of fat and ten
Speaker 19: pounds of muscle weigh the same amount. I don't really understand.
Speaker 2: Well that may be explain this here, Well, while they
Speaker 2: are the same, while ten pounds of each weigh ten
Speaker 2: pounds of each, it's not a trick.
Speaker 3: It's not a trick question or anything like that. Or
Speaker 3: muscle is more.
Speaker 6: Dense, so so what it looks like muscle in volume
Speaker 6: or what looks like in shape. Let's say a let's
Speaker 6: say give a baseball in your hand, and it's a
Speaker 6: baseball of muscle that's going to weigh more than a
Speaker 6: baseball of fat. Yeah, but they but a but a
Speaker 6: five pound baseball of fat and a five pound baseball
Speaker 6: of muscle is five weight different sizes?
Speaker 3: Correct? Yeah? I think I think if anyone here is.
Speaker 6: Dense, it's it might be uh.
Speaker 20: Hiight JJ from the Deep South here. I was listening
Speaker 20: to the Slice Time and not a comment almost Slicetime,
Speaker 20: but a comment of something I was watching on TV
Speaker 20: at the same time. It was a mattress commercial and
Speaker 20: they said they had organic fabric, organic cotton, and then
Speaker 20: they said organic latex.
Speaker 21: What the fuck do that?
Speaker 20: Does that mean that they don't use pesticides or on
Speaker 20: the latex trees or latex bushes?
Speaker 3: Shit, it's a great point.
Speaker 6: Maybe I guess the chemicals whatever they make. I don't
Speaker 6: even know what the ingredients of latex along.
Speaker 2: I mean, listen, I go to audience, I send my
Speaker 2: clothes to an organic dry cleaners. But that means I
Speaker 2: believe they use less.
Speaker 6: Hot Latex is a milky fluid that comes from rubber
Speaker 6: trees and contains water, rubber, and other organic compounds. Fresh
Speaker 6: latex is sixty percent water. It's latex is made up
Speaker 6: of about thirty five percent polysilperene.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what when you get or or you're
Speaker 2: talking organic in the sense of non edible and about
Speaker 2: non edible things, I'm saying I think it's less harmful ingredients,
Speaker 2: less harmful things in nature were put together.
Speaker 3: There was no pesticides with it. I don't know, but
Speaker 3: it has to do with them.
Speaker 6: If it comes from rubber trees, then the rubber trees
Speaker 6: must be organic.
Speaker 3: Fair enough.
Speaker 6: Also google it, but I googled it, so I listen.
Speaker 6: We're a little smarter now, thank you.
Speaker 3: And you know what are here organic? I'm paying double
Speaker 3: for it, you would, Yeah.
Speaker 22: It's not mass Hi guys, Hillary from Connecticut. No, regarding
Speaker 22: three twenty one ties up ties down, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 22: They're going to get as clean either way. You should
Speaker 22: always empty your dishwasher having washed your hands first. You're
Speaker 22: touching everything. Regarding scraping your dishes, yes, scrape them, do
Speaker 22: not rinse them. The dishwashers are made to detect debris.
Speaker 22: If they don't detect debris, they won't get hot enough and.
Speaker 3: They won't wash long enough.
Speaker 22: So you scrape, you do not rinse.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 6: I don't know if my my level of dishwasher detects
Speaker 6: debris as much as it just spits water out.
Speaker 3: Maybe the better ones does it go hot tour, That's
Speaker 3: what it does and spit on that plate. You tick
Speaker 3: the words right out of my mouth.
Speaker 23: Heypro coom boys, manny here but episode three twenty one.
Speaker 23: I know my audio is shit.
Speaker 16: I'm a middle of driving.
Speaker 23: But the homework this episode, the last homework at least,
Speaker 23: was how much I would pay for a Philly cheestick sandwich.
Speaker 23: I would pay zero, because but if I would make
Speaker 23: it myself, it sounds delicious. Ummm, I don't know, not
Speaker 23: try how much I.
Speaker 3: Would pay for it.
Speaker 6: Well, I don't think you can call up with a
Speaker 6: response of I'm not sure how much I pay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean he's pretty much leaving a talk back
Speaker 2: but not really saying much on that one.
Speaker 3: I just I would.
Speaker 6: I would the has the jury reached a verdict, we
Speaker 6: have your honor, we've decided, Well, we won't have an opinion.
Speaker 3: I would take a side either way.
Speaker 6: Well, awcome, you can go get a Philly sandwich without
Speaker 6: cheese in a kosher establishment.
Speaker 3: You could. You couldn't just.
Speaker 24: Say it, Hey, broken boys, Paul from Jersey, this is
Speaker 24: not about making fun.
Speaker 3: And scary or anything like that.
Speaker 7: It's mainly to give the slices in permission.
Speaker 25: The microphone on the iPhone app tends to disappear from
Speaker 25: time to time.
Speaker 3: When that that.
Speaker 15: Happens, click on the episodees tab for podcast and then
Speaker 15: you'll come back up.
Speaker 16: So MJ NJ. That should solve your problem of your
Speaker 16: microphone disappear.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Paul.
Speaker 2: She's gonna be twenty five d tries in and still
Speaker 2: try and still trying to find out microphone.
Speaker 3: She found them last.
Speaker 26: Week she did, Hey Brooklyn boys, Brody and Scary, Scary
Speaker 26: and Brody. This is Kelsey from Texas. A long time
Speaker 26: no talk back going back to scary calling back in
Speaker 26: the dairy section for egg whites. So, my boyfriend actually
Speaker 26: used to work in the back dairy section of both
Speaker 26: food line and publics when he was in Georgia. He
Speaker 26: said there was only one thing on his mind that
Speaker 26: came to mind whenever he heard somebody do that. Really,
Speaker 26: so he'd still check, but it wasn't necessarily happily anyway. Brody,
Speaker 26: I actually am from like the one you went to
Speaker 26: eat at the restaurant with your cousin over Honkah. So
Speaker 26: my parents every Friday, go to our local steakhouse. They
Speaker 26: know everyone who works there and most of the people
Speaker 26: who eat there. So one night it was really understaffed
Speaker 26: and packed, so one of the managers asked my parents
Speaker 26: if they could help them clear a table. So they decided, hey,
Speaker 26: we'll help them out, and they actually got a comped
Speaker 26: meal alcohol included out of it. Anyway, let you guys
Speaker 26: slice for life.
Speaker 3: All right, Okay, I think that's pretty fair.
Speaker 6: I have two comments. Number one, could you imagine her
Speaker 6: in a fight with a boyfriend like you never? No, no, no, honey,
Speaker 6: I think you know you're you're being a real poopyhead.
Speaker 6: Second of all, she said her boyfriend worked back dairy
Speaker 6: and he lives in Texas. I could just imagine where
Speaker 6: do you work? I work Bagnary right back Dary?
Speaker 3: What Bagnary?
Speaker 7: Emily from Maryland here.
Speaker 27: This is in response to the Last Lifetime where the
Speaker 27: one guy was saying, if you guys had a promo
Speaker 27: code on like DraftKings or one of those gambling sites
Speaker 27: to be Danny Connections.
Speaker 7: No, it would definitely have to be free dessert.
Speaker 27: I mean, it's the promo code and it's the Brooklyn
Speaker 27: Boys free dessert.
Speaker 3: All the way, agreed Emily.
Speaker 27: From Maryland again in response to the soup suckers. First
Speaker 27: of all, I think that would be the disgusting because
Speaker 27: soup has to be warm or hot, and if it
Speaker 27: was a hard.
Speaker 16: Handy, it would obviously not be.
Speaker 28: And second of all, that made me think of all
Speaker 28: the Willy Wonka and Charlie's talks about. Well, the top
Speaker 28: of the Factory, when Violet is chewing the gum, that's
Speaker 28: like a meal. She has like the soup running down
Speaker 28: her throat and then it's like a full meal.
Speaker 7: I'd be more into that than the soup suckers.
Speaker 2: Well, it exists, Progresso makes it in the can.
Speaker 3: It's super.
Speaker 2: You could stuck on exactly soup. You could stuck on
Speaker 2: this called soup drops. But now I'm hearing that they're
Speaker 2: actually supposed to be cough drops with soup flavored, so
Speaker 2: you're not supposed to just eat them gratuitously.
Speaker 3: I thought you eat them as a snack.
Speaker 2: But I'm now good, I'm being told that it actually
Speaker 2: is supposed to coat your throat.
Speaker 3: If you know what I'm saying, We'll leave it right there.
Speaker 3: We leave it right there.
Speaker 6: You coated your throat, haven't you.
Speaker 29: Yeah, Hey Brooklyn boys, shamie some queen Brody about your
Speaker 29: buddy Jeff with the water bottle. What I think you
Speaker 29: should have done is when you got to the car
Speaker 29: and handed them the water bottle, say here is a Jeff.
Speaker 29: This is on me, thank you for driving. That's all
Speaker 29: because he might not wanted to bring it up because
Speaker 29: then it's like, oh, he's reminding you that he owes
Speaker 29: you money and then he has to pay back the money,
Speaker 29: and you don't want to bring it up because you
Speaker 29: don't want to look like a greedy asshole.
Speaker 7: No, I don't want to answer.
Speaker 29: The other question about Brody's buddy with the water bottle.
Speaker 29: I don't assume people are paying for me unless they've
Speaker 29: made it clear that they're paying.
Speaker 7: I'll give it an example.
Speaker 29: I have a friend who lives in the same building
Speaker 29: as I do, and when we hang out together, if
Speaker 29: we have to uber to the place and back, we
Speaker 29: already made it known that one of us will pay
Speaker 29: for the uber going there and the other will pay
Speaker 29: for the uber back, so we're even I like that.
Speaker 3: That's a great plan. That's easy.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, well, thank you so much for that.
Speaker 2: Or you could just split fair right then and there.
Speaker 2: But then again, you really want to be bothered with that?
Speaker 2: Will you split the fare within the app as you're driving.
Speaker 6: Yes, especially if I paid the first the main part
Speaker 6: of it, I'd love you to split it, thank you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, But if we're going back equal distant to the same,
Speaker 3: it may not be equidistant, and maybe maybe stuck in traffic,
Speaker 3: you could be seven, eight, ten dollars more. It's a
Speaker 3: gamble you have to take. I'm not taking that, Campbell next.
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Speaker 30: has had precepts for a while. Now, I heeart ain't
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Speaker 3: Hey, thank you? That was valuable, By the way, and
Speaker 3: by the way, how is this person even listening right now?
Speaker 2: They're listening on the iHeart Radio app because it's the
Speaker 2: only way they could have They could leave a talk back,
Speaker 2: by the way, I don't, I don't not not defending
Speaker 2: anybody any company, per se. But Scary didn't say the
Speaker 2: iHeart Radio app invented presets or that it's the only
Speaker 2: app with presets. He said, I Heart now has the presets. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and you know our podcast is an iHeart radio podcast.
Speaker 2: So that's why we mentioned it exactly. But I do
Speaker 2: like your cony cut cut cut references.
Speaker 16: It's scary off Brook Come Boys latest episode.
Speaker 31: This is Paul from Jersey scary.
Speaker 16: Are you talking about the soup Suckers?
Speaker 8: You said you're watching that on TV.
Speaker 16: I'll tell you don't watch TV.
Speaker 8: I thought the only DV you watches on Sunday mornings
Speaker 8: after you and Rob and I, you know, have some
Speaker 8: time in debate.
Speaker 3: What the fuck you can't talk about something that you
Speaker 3: don't watch, Just say you start on Teacok TikTok tatchu.
Speaker 3: He's got you there. In all honesty, I did see
Speaker 3: it on TV. I saw it on SNL.
Speaker 2: It was a they were using. It was part of
Speaker 2: a story that they were doing for the weekend update.
Speaker 3: So all right there.
Speaker 6: By the way, speaking of TikTok since last week recorded,
Speaker 6: it's back for seventy four or more days, Yes it is.
Speaker 6: We'll see what happens after that. But by the way,
Speaker 6: if I could just address something real quick, are you
Speaker 6: gonna say scare.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna say congratulations to the six million small businesses.
Speaker 3: Yes, now can go back to doing business and making money.
Speaker 6: I will say, just to blow the lid off the story,
Speaker 6: TikTok voluntarily shut down and then TikTok voluntarily turned itself
Speaker 6: back on.
Speaker 3: Oh well, isn't that convenient.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they shut down like eight hours or six hours
Speaker 6: before the band was supposed to start. And by the way,
Speaker 6: the band wasn't gonna shut TikTok down, so I'm going
Speaker 6: to take it out of the app stores. They voluntarily
Speaker 6: shut down because they were like, oh, yeah, you're gonna blow.
Speaker 3: You can't fire me. I quit. So it was a stunt.
Speaker 3: It was, well, call it what you will. I don't
Speaker 3: want to. I don't get into it. But that's that's
Speaker 3: the tip of it.
Speaker 6: You guys can research more of what really happened here,
Speaker 6: what messages came on the screen. Uh, but they voluntarily
Speaker 6: shut down. Here's glad to have them back. Here's the
Speaker 6: tip of it. Brody here just a tip.
Speaker 19: Boy.
Speaker 3: Once again, thanks for your feedback.
Speaker 2: This companion episode of the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Speaker 6: We may have to do us Slice Time Part two
Speaker 6: again if we keep getting this many a.
Speaker 2: Lot a lot episode again, Episode three twenty two Doing
Speaker 2: the Dump and Dash.
Speaker 9: Brody is scary, never scary, and Brody This is well
Speaker 9: from CT Scary. I'm pretty sure a lot of people
Speaker 9: have already mentioned in the beginning of the episode, you
Speaker 9: said episode three one instead of three twenty two.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my bad.
Speaker 9: As far as SNL, my key cast is the nineties.
Speaker 9: I'm forty one years old.
Speaker 3: That was my cast, but which I also agree with Brody.
Speaker 9: The first cast was the best cast.
Speaker 3: Is magic?
Speaker 9: Without them that we wouldn't be celebrating fifty years of SNL.
Speaker 9: Fair enough, so I agree with both of you.
Speaker 3: All right, thank you so much. Biggy Small's who said
Speaker 3: the first cast is the best cast, wasn't it? And
Speaker 3: the first cast is the best cast?
Speaker 2: Yeah, wasn't that a lyric from a Biggie Small song?
Speaker 2: No that well, the first No that it's fifty cent.
Speaker 2: My left strokes the best, my best stroke. He's got
Speaker 2: the magic stick. Now my left stroke's the best stroke.
Speaker 3: No, something like that. Now, something you give me. If
Speaker 3: you know a Biggie Smissle, it goes like that. I
Speaker 3: don't know if that's what he's says, all right, And
Speaker 3: if you don't know, now you know, maybe that's it.
Speaker 3: Something like that.
Speaker 32: Yeah, always Brodie with Scary Jesse to Virginia as someone
Speaker 32: who has worked in dealerships and been around mechanics my
Speaker 32: entire life, you do not have to take your car
Speaker 32: to the specified dealership.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 32: Thinking that you're getting trained mechanics for your specific brand
Speaker 32: is a load of bs. All they do to get
Speaker 32: that training is sit on a computer for a couple
Speaker 32: of hours, and besides Part two coming up. Half the time,
Speaker 32: those mechanics are jumping around from dealership to dealership anyway
Speaker 32: because they want to follow where the money is, so
Speaker 32: they are certified in pretty much every brand anyway. So
Speaker 32: you're not getting a BMW certified mechanic like you think
Speaker 32: you are, so it's not worth it. You're getting just
Speaker 32: as good of a mechanic at Joe Schmoe down the
Speaker 32: street as you are at the BMW dealership, and you're
Speaker 32: paying half the price, so it' stop being bougie.
Speaker 6: He can't help that.
Speaker 32: The amount of money that you would waste on your
Speaker 32: tires to replace them for every nail. I understand you
Speaker 32: have the tire package, but I guarantee that if you
Speaker 32: take it up there you can say that you're requesting
Speaker 32: a new tire. They are probably throwing a patch on
Speaker 32: that for you and handing it right back to you
Speaker 32: and just not even telling you that because it is
Speaker 32: such a waste to replace it over one nail.
Speaker 7: That is just the waste.
Speaker 3: So I don't want to get a blowout if I'm
Speaker 3: going seventy miles an hour on the highway, you won't.
Speaker 6: That's not what a nail hold does. You never know
Speaker 6: what you could do, but that's actually what happens, and
Speaker 6: tires don't.
Speaker 2: I will say this in my own defense. I need
Speaker 2: the tire package. And for anyone who may just come
Speaker 2: at me, come at me on this. No, I I
Speaker 2: get that. I'm getting the tire package every time because
Speaker 2: I live in pothole ridden fucking Jersey City. Plus my
Speaker 2: car has run flats, which aren't even you know, real tires.
Speaker 2: Once once you once something goes into a run flat tire,
Speaker 2: you need to change it. So so there's a you know,
Speaker 2: and again you may not be listening to this and
Speaker 2: living where you know you may have beautiful paved highways,
Speaker 2: we don't have that luxury here. Our our highways and
Speaker 2: streets look like war torn Iraq.
Speaker 3: That is what our streets look like. It is absolutely disgusting.
Speaker 2: And so unfortunately we go through a lot of tires
Speaker 2: up here, bent rims, all kinds of shit.
Speaker 3: So yeah, so for that, I understand. Now as far
Speaker 3: as the service center goes, it just so happens. I
Speaker 3: made friends with the guy at the service center, So.
Speaker 2: I'm always gonna go to that guy because i know
Speaker 2: that I'm getting my car back. It's gonna be washed,
Speaker 2: it's gonna be gone to the head of the line.
Speaker 2: They even give me the courtesy of delivering the car
Speaker 2: to me, so I don't have to bring the car in.
Speaker 2: They come and bring they they come to me, they
Speaker 2: hand me a loaner, they drive it.
Speaker 21: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: But so my point is there.
Speaker 2: Are special perks and and advantages to using the dealership.
Speaker 3: But as.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna defend Scary Jones for a second, because Scary
Speaker 6: last week did not mention that his tires were run
Speaker 6: flat tires. Run flat tires once they get a hole
Speaker 6: in them should not be repaired. That's what the Internet says.
Speaker 6: Of course they should be replaced. But I did not
Speaker 6: tell anyone they were run flat tires. You said, they're
Speaker 6: just tires.
Speaker 2: Details, details, details, but anyway, Yes, but I'm using the
Speaker 2: factory BMW for several reasons. There's a lot of scary,
Speaker 2: but I do appreciate and I do acknowledge that the
Speaker 2: people that worked there made it probably just as qualified
Speaker 2: as Manny Mow and Jack.
Speaker 3: All right, now, mo is the problem?
Speaker 30: Mo?
Speaker 3: Like, let's uh, let's think slide. Jack has always been
Speaker 3: a douche.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Manny's a good guy though, solid.
Speaker 32: Jesse from Virginia again, Hey, I understand the girl was
Speaker 32: harassing Brody about the DVDs, but.
Speaker 8: Really scary you had to sit there.
Speaker 32: And say that she was on the spectrum. You really
Speaker 32: think that was the best choice of words to use, Like,
Speaker 32: not trying to be a snowflake about it, but really scary.
Speaker 16: Did you think.
Speaker 8: Before you said that? Like that was really fucked up?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 7: Like, use a better choice of words next time, dude?
Speaker 3: Seriously, fair enough?
Speaker 2: You know what, we don't think that is sometimes the
Speaker 2: beauty of the podcast. We just talk as if we're
Speaker 2: talking to each other at a bar. There's no script,
Speaker 2: you know. Yeah, so yes, it probably was not the
Speaker 2: best choice of words, and yeah, so well not I
Speaker 2: apologize for that.
Speaker 3: The scary is also the.
Speaker 6: Guy who said three twenty one instead of three twenty two. Yeah,
Speaker 6: sometimes he messes up. You got to cut me some
Speaker 6: slack of these things.
Speaker 3: People.
Speaker 6: I have a good friend whose family they have a
Speaker 6: child who's on the spectrum. So I understand the sensitivity
Speaker 6: of people, and I think Scary does too.
Speaker 3: Of course, you guys know our podcast.
Speaker 13: That's not who we are, brody and scary and never
Speaker 13: scary and brody. This is well from CT. I have
Speaker 13: never left a second talkback ever. But god, damn fucking
Speaker 13: h Christ Brodie, what the hell, man, It's just the
Speaker 13: damn bottle of water? Like, how obsessive are you with
Speaker 13: every set? I didn't I gave you a ride. It's
Speaker 13: not even a thought about the damn bottle of water.
Speaker 13: But like, I'm what the fuck, dude, Like, are you
Speaker 13: secretly like that's terrified of going broke?
Speaker 3: Serials question? Honestly? All right? Okay, sure, David Brody. Okay.
Speaker 6: First of all, I may not have maybe made myself
Speaker 6: clear enough in the description of the story. I was
Speaker 6: not concerned about the money. I was concerned that he
Speaker 6: didn't acknowledge it. That was the point of my story.
Speaker 6: The two dollars and thirty cents, whatever it was, it
Speaker 6: was my pleasure to buy the water for him, especially
Speaker 6: since he volunteered to drive. I was just surprised he
Speaker 6: never mentioned it. I thought he'd say, hey, can I
Speaker 6: pay for the one?
Speaker 3: And I'd be like, I got this one?
Speaker 6: And that was me like this, Why will give me
Speaker 6: an opportunity to thank him for driving Brody?
Speaker 3: He wants the respect. He wants you to kiss the ring. No,
Speaker 3: I just want you to not want edison.
Speaker 6: I want everyone in the world to acknowledge when someone
Speaker 6: does something right for you. If you hold a door
Speaker 6: open for somebody, they say thank you. That's how I
Speaker 6: was raised. You say thank you.
Speaker 3: Okay. Can I just give you another example? Sure, pick
Speaker 3: a ball.
Speaker 6: When when you hit a ball and it goes into
Speaker 6: the the the court next to you, which is rare
Speaker 6: where I play because it's fencing between the courts. But
Speaker 6: if the ball goes the other court and you throw
Speaker 6: the ball back to where it came from, the receiving
Speaker 6: person should say thank you.
Speaker 3: Sure. Absolutely.
Speaker 6: Most of the time when I throw the ball back,
Speaker 6: they catch it and go back to playing.
Speaker 3: Wow. I think you should say hey, thanks, thank you
Speaker 3: in order. There. That's it.
Speaker 6: That's all I'm I was raised properly, to say thank you,
Speaker 6: to be courteous, to open doors for people, to open
Speaker 6: doors for women. Uh, you know when I get it
Speaker 6: when you get into a car. So I would like
Speaker 6: him to say, hey, thanks for the water. He would
Speaker 6: you know if I if you brought me the water,
Speaker 6: it would drive. I would like it would be like
Speaker 6: a reflex, like here's what thank you?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know that's all brook The Boys GEO Rockland County.
Speaker 4: Last episode, in regards to Brodie's flat tire, bro go
Speaker 4: to Walmart by a tire repair kit, fix it yourself,
Speaker 4: walk away, fuck them.
Speaker 21: You can buy a plug kid for ten bucks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not that guy. I mean the money and
Speaker 3: cony again.
Speaker 4: I've been plugging tires for years, never had an issue
Speaker 4: with a releak.
Speaker 3: I'll come here, but listen, you save a couple of bucks.
Speaker 7: We don't have Scary's.
Speaker 3: Money over you got that right, Peche is right later, boys,
Speaker 3: I like that guy. I like Zach like him. I
Speaker 3: like him a lot. Yeah, he's got to boys.
Speaker 16: Queen's Dave the sequel here.
Speaker 10: Hey, Brody brother, I don't know how you do it,
Speaker 10: because I completely fucking lost my ship listening to the
Speaker 10: last episode, Scary Jones is no longer fucking bougie. He's
Speaker 10: just completely incompetent to the most basic things of any
Speaker 10: New Yorker. No, it's a fucking tire, bro. Yeah, you
Speaker 10: drive a BMW, but that's the same fucking tires on
Speaker 10: the Toyota Frieze.
Speaker 3: No, it's a run flat. It's a run or something
Speaker 3: or what do you mean?
Speaker 10: Have the most expensive fucking BMW, like an M series,
Speaker 10: which is a performance model. Because I no, Scary, you
Speaker 10: don't know shit about cars. It's the same fucking tire.
Speaker 10: You can go to a corner fucking bodega and the
Speaker 10: bodega cap can change your fucking tires and plug.
Speaker 33: It for you.
Speaker 10: Bro, it's special. Your fucking BMW is not that special.
Speaker 10: I had a bunch of audies and tires fixed at
Speaker 10: any spot that's actually reputable. That's not a fucking dealership
Speaker 10: because they're gonna gouge you for insane prices. It's a markup.
Speaker 10: It's a pit sale.
Speaker 2: They're gonna tell you that.
Speaker 10: Eight hundred dollars higher package for no fucking reason because
Speaker 10: you'll never need it, especially if it's the least I
Speaker 10: used to do private.
Speaker 3: Driving blah blah blah blahright that.
Speaker 10: I put thirty five thousand miles on and.
Speaker 3: Gave it back to keep. Oh no, that's actually that's
Speaker 3: at the end of that one.
Speaker 6: No, in his defense, you didn't say they were run
Speaker 6: flat tires. You just made it look like you had
Speaker 6: tires on your car. Okay, they're run flat tires. And
Speaker 6: I get the tire package every time.
Speaker 2: And if he lived where we lived, he would definitely
Speaker 2: consider it whether you had run flats or not. I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: you're gonna pop into the tire every other fucking day.
Speaker 2: It's crazy around here. Have you ever written on the Deagan?
Speaker 2: Does anybody know what I'm talking about? The Degan or
Speaker 2: the BQ? Disgusting this, but that's for potholes. I'm talking
Speaker 2: about all of it.
Speaker 3: Every construction zones.
Speaker 2: I got six construction zones in a twelve block radius
Speaker 2: from my house area.
Speaker 3: Yeah, anyway, always building some new high rise. It's not
Speaker 3: about It's not about my car. Oh, I've got a
Speaker 3: great car.
Speaker 2: Listen, it's it's a decent car. It's it's a decent car.
Speaker 2: I'm not trying to say it's he's trying to say that.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to treat it extra special that it needs,
Speaker 2: you know, a little bit. I'm trying to be cost
Speaker 2: effective here.
Speaker 3: I can listen.
Speaker 2: I tell you them, I got fucking burned you ago
Speaker 2: by not getting the tire package. Because it's always there's
Speaker 2: always something going on, It's always something happening. I'm just
Speaker 2: gonna be plenty more calls ripping you for this, all right,
Speaker 2: I can't wait, can't wait.
Speaker 34: I scary, and Brodie, oh, this is more than scary.
Speaker 26: Scary.
Speaker 34: I have no mechanics and dealerships and people actually who
Speaker 34: have owned dealerships. It's more trusting your mechanic and having
Speaker 34: there are dealerships and people I know that have had
Speaker 34: BMW's alleys and Volvos, et cetera, all the Jaguarars. And
Speaker 34: I've had to welcome back and back to the dealership
Speaker 34: because the dealership didn't work right. Actually, someone in our
Speaker 34: office right now, and don't be in, Brodie.
Speaker 3: I also I missed that. No, that's the end of
Speaker 3: that one. And don't be that that was it? Well,
Speaker 3: don't be.
Speaker 2: That, don't be that was she trying to say that
Speaker 2: that they always end up back at the dealership because
Speaker 2: everyone else is a shoddy job.
Speaker 6: No, she's saying that dealerships also make mistakes. Look, I've
Speaker 6: had I told you the problems I have with Dodge
Speaker 6: for this podcast many times.
Speaker 2: I gotta say it was nice though, that in the
Speaker 2: middle of the afternoon they sent me an email with
Speaker 2: a video attachment of my car up on the lift
Speaker 2: and the guy, the service guy, was going to each tire.
Speaker 3: He was underneath my car and he was sucker one,
Speaker 3: sucker two, sucker three. No, he was.
Speaker 2: It was showing me the PSI and how everything was
Speaker 2: great and everything looks good.
Speaker 3: He showed me that, he showed me my breaks. He
Speaker 3: did a video for me. He did a video. So
Speaker 3: you know, these are the extra touches. These are the
Speaker 3: extra perks, the extra things you get it. I'll have
Speaker 3: you know that a Dodge.
Speaker 6: They give me the peanut butter crackers with the cheese
Speaker 6: and peanut butter are the orange ones, so you can
Speaker 6: suck it.
Speaker 3: That's when it goes.
Speaker 10: I also used to actually work at Starbucks complete feat
Speaker 10: of topic, by the way, and I actually worked very
Speaker 10: close at the Starbucks you used to work out.
Speaker 3: I was actually a store manager as.
Speaker 10: Well, and that bougie part of Washington Mahassit area. And yeah,
Speaker 10: there's a ship ton of rich people up there. You
Speaker 10: need a lot of famous people pretty often. But people
Speaker 10: are definitely privileged. And you can tell from the moment
Speaker 10: they pull up to the parking lot where they're Bougie
Speaker 10: ass cars.
Speaker 3: Oh, I know exactly the area he's talking about, the
Speaker 3: Gold Coast of Long Island, the north Shore, the north Shore,
Speaker 3: the Peninsulas. Is it the Miracle Mile or something, or
Speaker 3: the shopping mall, the shopping strip, the Miracle Mount. Yep, yep, yep, yep.
Speaker 6: That's the Billy Joe Lone. You're going to cruise Amercle Mile,
Speaker 6: all right?
Speaker 34: Next time Bertie and Scary, but Bertie in a different way.
Speaker 34: I'm gonna have to agree with Bougie Scary on this one.
Speaker 34: The bottle of water, you're being a little petty.
Speaker 8: It's just assumed, even like I'm sure Scary does this
Speaker 8: all the time. One person buys one round, that's a bar.
Speaker 8: Next time another one person buys the next round.
Speaker 34: But that's everybody's drinking.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 34: Have a good day, guys.
Speaker 8: It's Renee from Leicester.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Renee. And yes, that is what everybody drinks.
Speaker 2: That's what you do. You go, you go round for it.
Speaker 6: But I didn't get a bottle of water from him
Speaker 6: when we ended up where we were going, I had
Speaker 6: to buy myself a bottle of water. He didn't. I'll
Speaker 6: get you a bottle this time. That was the night
Speaker 6: we went to Mama's two Pizza. Oh my god, it's
Speaker 6: so friggin good.
Speaker 12: I've done to use a public restroom Reggie here.
Speaker 25: Yeah.
Speaker 12: Gave head to the doorman, give head to the cashier,
Speaker 12: gave head to the waiter, gave hit the waitress. Awkward,
Speaker 12: it was a woman.
Speaker 8: Gave head to butler, gave head to just a.
Speaker 12: Rando sitting in there. I didn't have to go or
Speaker 12: use it any of the times, but just to hang
Speaker 12: out in there.
Speaker 19: You know.
Speaker 3: That's there, all right, we look, that's Reggie's humor, folks.
Speaker 6: All I had to do was pretend I was buying
Speaker 6: in the INFOA.
Speaker 3: Gave to this one, gave head to that one. I
Speaker 3: didn't even have to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 35: It Brody, you told the story you already about Yeah storage,
Speaker 35: you're scary.
Speaker 7: Did you?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 7: Did I tell you the.
Speaker 35: Story about my mother?
Speaker 14: He didn't know.
Speaker 35: You should have asked him, did I tell you about
Speaker 35: the storage unit?
Speaker 21: He should have said yes, he should have said something, told.
Speaker 3: All the storage previously. It's all right again, but you've done.
Speaker 21: This before too, You've retold stories. You gotta.
Speaker 7: I love you guys. Keep track, though, keep track.
Speaker 3: We'll keep track.
Speaker 13: I do.
Speaker 6: I usually cross it off on my notes, but I
Speaker 6: missed it and I don't pay attention.
Speaker 3: So what the hell do I know? Oh?
Speaker 16: Quick one.
Speaker 35: I'm not a fan of the iHeart update. I agree
Speaker 35: with Scary.
Speaker 7: You should do it for.
Speaker 35: The security reasons. You should always have the latest, but
Speaker 35: I don't like the new feature.
Speaker 6: Sorry, okay, not a department.
Speaker 3: It's your opinion. Then you're entitled to. We just provide
Speaker 3: content for the app. Yes we do, and yep, we're
Speaker 3: here to support it in any way we can. Mm hmm.
Speaker 31: Brody and scary Trevor from Kansas, Hey, scary Trump.
Speaker 36: You gotta be fucking kidding me with the patched tire thing.
Speaker 36: My dad's been a mechanic for thirty years. Patching attire
Speaker 36: is totally safe. Quit being a bougie bastard. It's still
Speaker 36: scary and brody though, all right?
Speaker 3: Oh how bad am I? He gave you top billing
Speaker 3: after he ripped you.
Speaker 2: Yeahan Trevor backhanded you in the face.
Speaker 31: What's what is Trevor from kandas so I listened a
Speaker 31: little bit farther, Scary. I've had a lot of tire warranties.
Speaker 31: Never once have they ever replaced the tire because of
Speaker 31: a nail.
Speaker 16: He just fix it.
Speaker 31: You might want to look at your warranty a little
Speaker 31: bit better and make sure you're not getting fucked.
Speaker 3: Man, I'm not.
Speaker 31: I'm a goode.
Speaker 7: Guys Scary and.
Speaker 2: The way all I gotta do is tell my guy, I, uh,
Speaker 2: there's nailing it.
Speaker 3: I want to change They change it. But then again
Speaker 3: it's a run flat continue.
Speaker 6: If he's gonna Scary and Brody, then Trevor from Kansas
Speaker 6: is now Kansas is Trevor.
Speaker 3: Oh really, you're putting the state over a top billing
Speaker 3: over the guy's name. Thank thank you, Kansas is Trevor.
Speaker 33: Reggie here, Brody and Scary give advice.
Speaker 12: So I need some advice other than into a restaurant
Speaker 12: and going up to tables and just taking a bite
Speaker 12: of food straight off their plates like.
Speaker 8: That Sinfeld episode.
Speaker 12: How do you get free food at a restaurant podcast.
Speaker 3: Say, have you ever listened to this Brooklyn Boys podcast?
Speaker 6: Also, maybe if you saved your your sexual favorite instead
Speaker 6: of going to the bathroom, you probably get some free
Speaker 6: food for the other stuff you do.
Speaker 12: Reggie, here, Brody the tire lady helped you out because
Speaker 12: no one nails you except for your wife and he
Speaker 12: every other Thursday, we're using only my hands.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we have to talk about that.
Speaker 8: Just kidding. Brody would never cheat on his wife.
Speaker 12: And as everybody already knows, I'm making men gay.
Speaker 3: So all right, here's another one from her continues.
Speaker 12: Just veered right off the road when I heard Scary
Speaker 12: say he gets a brand new tire because it nails
Speaker 12: in it.
Speaker 16: Here, you shall see.
Speaker 8: What I'm driving on right now.
Speaker 3: Yay, She continues some more.
Speaker 8: Oh my gosh, I think I'm having heart palpitations.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I think you've had you. Sure she's
Speaker 3: not drunk. She can't be, she's driving.
Speaker 6: No, but I liked I like the way the slices. No,
Speaker 6: I would never cheat, that's good.
Speaker 8: Gosh.
Speaker 12: I think I'm having hard palpitations about this tire conversation.
Speaker 8: I know nothing about cars, nothing, but I know not
Speaker 8: to get a new tire. If there's a.
Speaker 2: Nail, I don't think that that is uh out.
Speaker 3: Of the ordinary. I need I need a break. I
Speaker 3: need a break.
Speaker 21: All right, the Brooklyn Boys Podcast.
Speaker 6: We will be right back very remember correctly. Then you
Speaker 6: take your BMW in for service when it ran out,
Speaker 6: it was running low on gas, and when it got
Speaker 6: wet in the rain.
Speaker 3: All the above. Yeah, you have package.
Speaker 2: No, I don't have any of the windshield wipe or
Speaker 2: fluid is is out.
Speaker 3: I gotta take it. I gotta take it in. Oh no, yeah,
Speaker 3: it smells when I fart in the car. You guys
Speaker 3: take a look at that place. Did you buy the
Speaker 3: fart package too? Yes? Of course.
Speaker 6: Always by the way that there was a signful episode
Speaker 6: with the BMW or they couldn't get the stink out
Speaker 6: of the car to remember that.
Speaker 3: Yes, my god, so many great episodes there.
Speaker 7: I b boys.
Speaker 11: It's risk Guff from Brooklyn, just responding to this slice
Speaker 11: time homework about what scam you've done to use the bathroom.
Speaker 11: I don't know if it's a scam, but basically, okay,
Speaker 11: so I have ibs. I always got a fucking you
Speaker 11: know what I'm saying.
Speaker 7: I always gotta go to.
Speaker 11: The bathroom to take an I go into a restaurant,
Speaker 11: I say, can I have a table for two? Sit down,
Speaker 11: fuck around on my phone. Then I'll go to the bathroom.
Speaker 11: Then I'll come back. Then I'll go on my phone,
Speaker 11: pretend like I'm so, I will come out of the
Speaker 11: bathroom and I'll pretend like I'm on my phone, like hey,
Speaker 11: where are you? I don't see you, and then I
Speaker 11: walk out of the restaurant. I've done that so many times.
Speaker 11: It's always worked. But you just have to have like
Speaker 11: you can't be in a rush. You have to have
Speaker 11: a little bit of time to kill because I got
Speaker 11: like I always sit at the table, pretend like I'm
Speaker 11: waiting for someone, and then I'm like, hey, where's your bathroom?
Speaker 11: But anyway, it's always worked, so I love that.
Speaker 7: But it's worked for me.
Speaker 11: And by the way, I like funny part is when
Speaker 11: I would go into a restaurant knowing that I need
Speaker 11: the bathroom like asap, like borderline, I'm gonna ship and
Speaker 11: I'm like sitting at the table, I'm taking my coat
Speaker 11: off and then I'm like, excuse me, where's your bathroom?
Speaker 11: Knowing that like I am having an.
Speaker 7: Emergency you know.
Speaker 11: But anyway, I'm looking forward to hearing other people's slice
Speaker 11: time homework answers.
Speaker 3: By the way, I'm gonna not only when I use that,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna I'm gonna mention that on the Big Show.
Speaker 3: That is brilliant.
Speaker 6: Getting a table She asks for a table for two,
Speaker 6: when she meant I need a table for a number two.
Speaker 3: All right, do you have irritable bowel syndrome?
Speaker 6: How do you have ten minutes to spare before the
Speaker 6: bowl gets more irritable and you gotta go?
Speaker 2: She says, you need, well, maybe some prep time? Maybe
Speaker 2: she she has the leeway, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, there was no There was no prep time.
Speaker 6: When I went to I Needy in restaurant, I had
Speaker 6: no time to sit down and pretend I was ordering.
Speaker 3: I love that so much. Committed RIFK has committed rif
Speaker 3: Thank you so much for that. That's wonderful. I love that.
Speaker 3: Brilliant genius.
Speaker 12: Uh scary yes, okay Skyler from New Jersey here, I
Speaker 12: know that woman's not on the spectrum.
Speaker 8: What yeah, what tell me what you know about autism? Scary?
Speaker 2: Well, my best friend his his daughter's living with autism.
Speaker 2: I've actually done a lot for Autism Speaks, and uh,
Speaker 2: I've posted some events for them over the years.
Speaker 11: And you heard, Okay, just kidding, it's rift. Sorry, I
Speaker 11: don't mean to.
Speaker 3: Was that really pretending that she's Reggie?
Speaker 6: And didn't we have someone pretending to be chat from Omaham?
Speaker 3: Holy shit, I thought it was so.
Speaker 6: Not only are our slices hitting on each other, they're
Speaker 6: not doing slice impressions.
Speaker 7: Reggie, just kidding, it's rift. Sorry, I don't mean to
Speaker 7: send five chalkbacks like everyone else. Yes, you did, scary.
Speaker 11: You're so upset over, Brody, like lying to the Indian
Speaker 11: Place about, you know, needing to use the bathroom. Scary
Speaker 11: Sometimes when you have an emergency you have to go
Speaker 11: to the.
Speaker 7: Bathroom, Like what are you supposed to do?
Speaker 31: You know what I mean?
Speaker 7: So it's okay, Brody, it's okay.
Speaker 3: What you did.
Speaker 7: I approve, scary, Relax, it's fine. It should happen.
Speaker 3: Yes, it did. Yes, almost almost a moment too soon.
Speaker 7: Brody, when you said you had a slow leak in
Speaker 7: your front rear tire.
Speaker 11: I mean, come on, we're just talking about farting and
Speaker 11: pooping and all that bathroom humor.
Speaker 7: You set yourself up for the best joke ever.
Speaker 11: I was dying laughing, and then you didn't even make
Speaker 11: the joke, so I thought that was funny.
Speaker 6: Oh, by the way, I said right reartire. I definitely
Speaker 6: didn't say front rear tire, but I like it you said.
Speaker 37: Episode three twenty one, The Great Dishwasher Debate. You know, folks,
Speaker 37: however you load your dishwasher, it's the right way, because
Speaker 37: it's the right way for you you want. I'm up
Speaker 37: down whatever. Hell, I throw those some bitches in there
Speaker 37: any which way. They're up down. They're laying on top
Speaker 37: of each other. Hey, sometimes the spoon will do as
Speaker 37: it says, it'll spoon each other. Hey, you just throw
Speaker 37: them back in there and wash them again. I got
Speaker 37: a fork laying in the back of the dishwasher.
Speaker 3: I see it.
Speaker 16: It's in there every time I open it.
Speaker 3: I don't care.
Speaker 37: It'll come out soon enough. Hey, folks, however you do it,
Speaker 37: you do you piece and love everybody all right?
Speaker 3: Ted Miowa blind DJ Dan Ted fro Mohowa that's Ted No,
Speaker 3: yeah teed for Iowa ha ha, who know who knows?
Speaker 3: It sounded like our friend DJ Dan No. It sounded like,
Speaker 3: uh he was doing an impression of Chad from Omaha. Interesting.
Speaker 6: So the trucker, Yeah, it must have the same accent
Speaker 6: a little bit.
Speaker 7: It's rifka. I just want to comment on the water bottles,
Speaker 7: all right.
Speaker 2: Is it's like her twelfth twelfth you leave my rift alone.
Speaker 3: She sent me a nice video that I love you.
Speaker 2: Rifka, I love you, But you're trying to compete with
Speaker 2: Jamie from Queen's.
Speaker 3: Here on most talkbacks. Left, that's an episode tribe.
Speaker 11: Let's go Baby Boys, is rifka. I just want to
Speaker 11: comment on the water bottle situation, Brody. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 11: think anyone should ever assume that you're paying for them.
Speaker 11: So even if it was a friend that I was
Speaker 11: getting a water bottle for, I mean a simple thank
Speaker 11: you would be nice.
Speaker 7: And so I'm on your side, Brody. I just feel
Speaker 7: like it's weird that he never mentioned it at all.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 11: So yeah, I don't know, you can't just like be like, hey,
Speaker 11: can you grab me something and then just expect your
Speaker 11: friend to pay for it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but water is just so Water is just so
Speaker 2: like use water like toothpaste. It's like it's what does
Speaker 2: it matter what was in the bottle?
Speaker 3: It I jumped out of the car my jacket of water.
Speaker 3: Grab water. It's just like it's just kind of like
Speaker 3: it's free flowing.
Speaker 6: Is I can't get you to take me to a
Speaker 6: steak dinner. Now you're giving away waters.
Speaker 3: It's not like you bought the guy a fucking rolex.
Speaker 3: You know it's water. He still wouldn't have said thank you.
Speaker 12: I don't know Reggie here, Oh my gosh. I love
Speaker 12: that you guys asked us so many questions. Actually everyone
Speaker 12: is responding with an answer. Why isn't everyone calling in
Speaker 12: like I understand this? They have like seven billion listeners?
Speaker 8: Why am I on here all the time?
Speaker 3: So anyway, you got to search your own soul for
Speaker 3: that one. I don't have the answers.
Speaker 12: What excuses have I used to get out of doing
Speaker 12: something helping my friend clean up at STD's filling my
Speaker 12: New Year's resolution of pleasuring.
Speaker 8: People with my hand in my mouth? Begie watching Chipmunks.
Speaker 6: Were about to jump Shot Watching Chipmunks is watching Chipmunk's
Speaker 6: code for having sex. I feel like there's a nuts
Speaker 6: joke coming up somewhere.
Speaker 16: Hey, scary and brody, brody and scary.
Speaker 38: Yeah, so basically, yeah, scary you should definitely.
Speaker 7: Get it fixed.
Speaker 16: I don't know what your problem is, and you're and you're.
Speaker 38: Not even the mechanics, so basically you're one of those
Speaker 38: rich boys that wants to get everything done for you
Speaker 38: by pain. It's better to get it fixed so you
Speaker 38: don't have to spend your money on that and on
Speaker 38: a BMW.
Speaker 16: You're crazy, bro Those tires are expensive.
Speaker 2: That's why I have the tire package you continue pays
Speaker 2: for itself after two tires three times.
Speaker 38: To continue what I was saying, yeah, I definitely like
Speaker 38: agree with Brody. Thank you fixing a nail basically, like basically, yeah,
Speaker 38: He's definitely right.
Speaker 16: It depends if the nail is larger, like extremely large,
Speaker 16: then yes you should replace a tire, But if it's
Speaker 16: like a small puncture, you shouldn't like replace a tire
Speaker 16: just like that, just let them patch it up. You're
Speaker 16: acting like the world is going to come to an
Speaker 16: end for you. Bid.
Speaker 12: Thank you, Jetski Brian hides joints where my dog previously paid.
Speaker 8: Seriously, you're how clean a random hiding spot is. I'm
Speaker 8: gonna trust Brody's pocket.
Speaker 3: Over that anything, thank you. He likes to take chances though.
Speaker 39: Brody what the fuck. Why do you keep hanging out
Speaker 39: with this pain in the ass Jeff.
Speaker 40: Isn't this the same guy that wouldn't send his food
Speaker 40: back when they fucked up his order? And now this
Speaker 40: guy is not even saying thank you for the water.
Speaker 40: And I know it's just like a bottle of water,
Speaker 40: but it's the point, like just fucking say thank you.
Speaker 39: I would have been like, oh, hey, yeah, Jeff, don't
Speaker 39: worry about the water. I got it, like seriously, and no,
Speaker 39: you're not being patty, But it's like, why do you Yeah,
Speaker 39: I know it's just a bottle of water, but like,
Speaker 39: just had some manners and some common courtesy in ji
Speaker 39: thank you, like by you said thank you for driving
Speaker 39: to the train station and stuff, and scary, that's why
Speaker 39: you get scammed so much, because you just let that
Speaker 39: shit go. And maybe in like bubble fuck Ohio whatever,
Speaker 39: that's okay, but where we live, no, your ass is
Speaker 39: gonna get scammed over and over again. And it's those
Speaker 39: people like Jeff that are always fucking unprepared that you've
Speaker 39: got to stop for water or stop for this, or
Speaker 39: stop for that. And then to add insult to injury,
Speaker 39: he doesn't even fucking.
Speaker 3: Say thank you.
Speaker 39: I cannot stand that I would just stop fucking hanging
Speaker 39: out with him because this.
Speaker 41: Is not making me angry.
Speaker 39: You just shouldn't even hang out with him anymore, Jeff,
Speaker 39: if you're listening, you should just stop hanging out with Brody.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm getting to agree with Victoria.
Speaker 3: Don't hang out with that motherfucker. Why would you hang
Speaker 3: out with him?
Speaker 6: First of all, Victoria, I hear accents the best. It's
Speaker 6: so home for me and scary. Second of all, you
Speaker 6: have a valid point.
Speaker 3: You know what.
Speaker 6: Ye has a lot of wonderful, redeeming qualities, but remembering
Speaker 6: you say thank you sometimes not one of them, but otherwise.
Speaker 42: You saidy Bee boys.
Speaker 33: Christy from Saddlebrook Slice for a Life lots to talk
Speaker 33: about this episode. My iPhone did an automatic upgrade on
Speaker 33: the iHeart app. When I opened it up, I was like,
Speaker 33: what the heck? But I totally agree with MJ from NJ.
Speaker 33: I feel her frustration, I feel her pain. I could
Speaker 33: not find the microphone. It took me the longest time,
Speaker 33: but if you click on episodes, it's.
Speaker 42: Right up there in the right hand corner.
Speaker 33: And Brody, you're right if it ain't broke don't fix it,
Speaker 33: hate the upgrade. Christy again, Just want to let you
Speaker 33: know you guys are number one on my presets, sold
Speaker 33: by one hundred, followed.
Speaker 7: By Sauce on the side.
Speaker 42: But if Walkers and Talkers were still around, which Brody,
Speaker 42: I so wish it was. I would love to know
Speaker 42: your opinion on the spin offs.
Speaker 7: I miss it so much.
Speaker 42: It would be a toss up between Walkers and Talkers
Speaker 42: and Brooklyn Boys as to who would be number one.
Speaker 3: Thanks, Sorry, Scary, I love you. It's okay.
Speaker 6: I don't like Dead City very much. I think the
Speaker 6: Daryl show was very good. The Rick show was very good,
Speaker 6: but the Darrel Show bored me after a while. But
Speaker 6: I love Daryl so much I put up with it.
Speaker 6: And if you never watched The Walking Dead, you don't
Speaker 6: know what the fuck was this. That's why I kept
Speaker 6: it said. Walking Dead was a pop culture phenomenal.
Speaker 3: I know, I know for a lot and a lot
Speaker 3: of peopletill go back and listen to Walkers and Talkers.
Speaker 6: We did a nice, fun podcast.
Speaker 33: Yes, still up there, Christy again regarding SNL how to
Speaker 33: Get My two cents in nineteen seventy five to nineteen
Speaker 33: seventy nine best seasons ever.
Speaker 8: Come on, scary.
Speaker 42: The characters that.
Speaker 33: Came out of those seasons Roseanne, Rosanna, Dana, Emily Lttela,
Speaker 33: the Coneheads, Land Shark, the Bees, the Bees, Samara.
Speaker 7: Watch Crazy, Guys.
Speaker 33: I'll even give you nineteen eighty with Eddie Murphy, buck
Speaker 33: Wet and Dumby Brodie. What you're right about Weekend Update
Speaker 33: is the best thing about us and now these day.
Speaker 3: Okay, thank you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm a man of the people but also a
Speaker 6: man of comedy.
Speaker 7: Hey, Brooklyn boys, this is Maria from Union City.
Speaker 25: I'm listening to the show right now, and I have
Speaker 25: to say I'm with Brody. I am not getting a
Speaker 25: new tire. That's why they have the ability to patch
Speaker 25: up the tires. It's safe and the tires don't blow
Speaker 25: up like you.
Speaker 16: Think they do. All right, love y'all?
Speaker 3: Yep, yep, scary.
Speaker 35: And then you hit Sikah hearing about this, But I
Speaker 35: got to bring up the fourteen dollars one more time
Speaker 35: because no one mentioned this. This reminded me of the
Speaker 35: South Park episode when the locknets months.
Speaker 3: Needed about tree Fitty.
Speaker 21: The chef was yelling, you gave that locknest.
Speaker 14: My son on the tree fitty, How could you fall
Speaker 14: open that?
Speaker 3: Again, I didn't know existed, all right, somebody from somewhere.
Speaker 35: Oh yeah, for Brody, yep, you're surprised that Scary could
Speaker 35: get wrapping paper delivered. Don't you watch the Super Bowl?
Speaker 35: Uber Eats They deliver all different things. They had the
Speaker 35: commercial Uber Eats delivers anything, so thinking you should have
Speaker 35: saw that commercial. Surprised you, Uh, were surprised that he
Speaker 35: could get wrapping paper delivered.
Speaker 3: Surprise.
Speaker 2: Oh oh he's got more to say, yeah.
Speaker 35: Quick one for Scary. You were saying how the hawk
Speaker 35: to a girl should capitalize on her fame, that she
Speaker 35: wasn't doing enough, and so she made the hawk to
Speaker 35: a coin and she's getting sued for it now, yeah,
Speaker 35: that crypto coin.
Speaker 3: So I guess she she did.
Speaker 21: Suber eats, shouldn't.
Speaker 3: People were spitting mad that they lost money to her. Yep.
Speaker 35: Another So you were talking about the McFeeley and the
Speaker 35: weird memes and kids shows that used to be. So
Speaker 35: there's a current show. There's Daniel Tiger and I think
Speaker 35: the mailman his name is mcpheely. So that's a current one.
Speaker 35: So that stuff hasn't gone away.
Speaker 3: It's got more, more to say, more to say. He's busy.
Speaker 35: I know I left too many of these.
Speaker 16: I could do more. I'm not going to.
Speaker 35: I want to say that maybe if there are too many,
Speaker 35: that you shouldn't give homework. Just an idea, like when
Speaker 35: you give homework, then you get so many people given
Speaker 35: so many opinions about so many things. If there are
Speaker 35: too many because you know, you had to split up
Speaker 35: into two episodes the one time, and I already have
Speaker 35: so many here and I'm not even doing the homework here, so.
Speaker 3: Just he's just free flowing.
Speaker 6: The last four minutes he left a talkback about how
Speaker 6: many talkbacks he left, and then said it's probably because
Speaker 6: of the homework, but he didn't do the homework. He
Speaker 6: just left to talk back about how many talkbacks there are.
Speaker 25: Yeah, love it, hey, Briton Union City again.
Speaker 14: Still listen to.
Speaker 25: The episode and you guys are talking about what line
Speaker 25: do you used to get out of things?
Speaker 7: I always use my kids.
Speaker 25: My kids are still young enough where I have to
Speaker 25: take them to activities or pick them up, or you know,
Speaker 25: a friend is over and someone has to be home,
Speaker 25: so I just say, oh, you know, I got to check.
Speaker 7: The kids' schedules. I know the kid's schedules.
Speaker 16: I don't need to check it, all right.
Speaker 4: See, hey, guys, what's going on?
Speaker 3: Is the little cow boy trucker here one more time?
Speaker 43: You know?
Speaker 3: Twenty six dollars for a flint pirepair.
Speaker 21: No, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 44: That's like paying three dollars for cheese on a burger,
Speaker 44: or paying four hundred and fifty dollars for some uncomfortable
Speaker 44: god damn sneakers.
Speaker 45: But anyway, you know what you need to do is
Speaker 45: go out when you have the damn and look around
Speaker 45: for mom and pop neighborhood tire shop that'll fix your
Speaker 45: tire for under fifteen bucks.
Speaker 16: Maybe I don't know what it's up.
Speaker 3: The prices are up there where you're at.
Speaker 44: But dover here I can find a tire shop that'll
Speaker 44: fix it for five or seven dollars.
Speaker 3: But anyway, you know.
Speaker 46: You gotta have a good doctor, a lawyer, and a
Speaker 46: tire man. That way, when the need comes, you know
Speaker 46: rat where to go. You're not getting screwed, all right,
Speaker 46: all right, guys, take it to the audios.
Speaker 21: Hey, god, me one more around and come back on
Speaker 21: here and clear something up.
Speaker 44: You know, if you got a car like somebody on
Speaker 44: one of those boogie cars like somebody I know, or
Speaker 44: you know, you got a car with those bigger diameter wheels,
Speaker 44: or you got a big old truck with the monster
Speaker 44: tires on there. Don't expect to be getting a flat
Speaker 44: repair for no fire or ten bucks.
Speaker 21: But anyway, you know, twenty six bucks, that's way goddamn
Speaker 21: too much. All right, guys, take it to the audio,
Speaker 21: so bye bye, thank you.
Speaker 3: Way. That whole tire size thing is a scam.
Speaker 6: If you have a nail in your tire and they
Speaker 6: don't take it off the rim, they just take it
Speaker 6: off the car, or they raise the car up and
Speaker 6: put a hole, you know, a patch in the hole.
Speaker 6: How big the diameter is is irrelevant. That is a scam, bony,
Speaker 6: So how big is you tire? Oh, we're gonna charge
Speaker 6: you more, same sized nail, brother, same size hole in
Speaker 6: the tire.
Speaker 3: Scammers.
Speaker 47: Buttery from WV don't remember what episode it was where
Speaker 47: you guys talked about the C word.
Speaker 7: Don't tweet me.
Speaker 47: I'm just gonna say it. Count not a sponsor, but
Speaker 47: if they want, all of a sudden, I'm sure Scary
Speaker 47: would be comfortable with the word.
Speaker 21: If the count com would reach out to him.
Speaker 47: I want to sponsor, y'all. He'll plug anything, even a cunt.
Speaker 3: Not a sponsor, but.
Speaker 21: You know what, he'll plug anything.
Speaker 3: Maybe they could be a Tampax commercial. Let me know
Speaker 3: you guys, remember he once did a commercial for Pampers.
Speaker 3: He doesn't have any kids.
Speaker 21: Kids.
Speaker 3: Hey guys, it's me again.
Speaker 44: You know Brody, I got none listening to your ridiculous
Speaker 44: tire story. There, you know what, I used to love
Speaker 44: the tire business. I spent over twenty years working in
Speaker 44: the tire industry, most of it over at twelve Blue
Speaker 44: Tires in service of the Rio Grand Valley of Texas
Speaker 44: with multiple locations to serve you with all your tire
Speaker 44: and automotive needs anything you need. You know what, when
Speaker 44: you bought your tires over at twelve Bluttle Tires and
Speaker 44: Service along with your tire purchase, you would get free
Speaker 44: tire rotations, rebalancing, and free flat repairs for the life
Speaker 44: of your tires. But let me tell you over there
Speaker 44: where you went, you know, and they did the repair
Speaker 44: on your tire with two holes within the same area
Speaker 44: of the tire. That is a big no no in
Speaker 44: the tire industry.
Speaker 21: That is unsafe.
Speaker 44: If you ask me, she did you a great disservice
Speaker 44: by repairing your tire and letting you know that it was.
Speaker 3: Uh he's back again, and.
Speaker 44: Not letting you know that it was unsafe. And you
Speaker 44: can have an accident do it to a tire failure.
Speaker 3: Uh you know.
Speaker 44: But she kind of shot herself in the foot because
Speaker 44: she sold you the warranty. So now all you gotta
Speaker 44: do is find some way to damage that tire beyond repair.
Speaker 44: Go back over there and get yourself a warranty and
Speaker 44: get yourself a new tyre, and then you'll be nice
Speaker 44: and safe. But you know, yeah, that girl did you
Speaker 44: a great disservice. That's not done in the tire industry. Okay, adios, guys, you.
Speaker 3: Heard the man.
Speaker 6: They were far enough apart that the patches didn't overlap.
Speaker 6: I checked that, because that's the patches overlapped and you.
Speaker 3: Have a problem. That's dicey in my book. But there was.
Speaker 3: They just had to plug them. It's fine.
Speaker 6: I checked, I checked it. I did my research.
Speaker 3: Speaking of plug them, m these people are about to
Speaker 3: plug themselves with and brody, Oh that was a little
Speaker 3: pun before the break. It was it was some people
Speaker 3: got it, others didn't.
Speaker 48: From lawyer, you know, bro, I don't think that's what
Speaker 48: you did to that end, and restaurant is right.
Speaker 21: That was a real prick move.
Speaker 48: And then on top of it, you take the menu
Speaker 48: into the restaurant into the restroom. Why would the guy
Speaker 48: even let you do that?
Speaker 3: Uh? Boy?
Speaker 48: Then George Costanzia do something and then he hit something
Speaker 48: like that in the bookstore and then he had to
Speaker 48: buy the book. In my opinion, the rough thing that
Speaker 48: you should have knowne you should have told the guy,
Speaker 48: you know, on Farry. My wife never answered me, but
Speaker 48: you know, and I gotta get going, and uh you
Speaker 48: should have told him, you know, like maybe giving him
Speaker 48: a tip, you know, put it in the tip yard
Speaker 48: there and tell me, you know, here's a little something
Speaker 48: for your trouble.
Speaker 3: And uh, I'll be back whenever I have a.
Speaker 48: Little a little time, because I really want to travel
Speaker 48: a lotipop things.
Speaker 21: Okay, that's what you should have done.
Speaker 3: Okay, thank you so much.
Speaker 6: What I should have done was handing them back to
Speaker 6: the menu and say I can't eat in any place
Speaker 6: that would allow me to take the menu in the bathroom.
Speaker 3: That would have worked and then walked out, stormed out.
Speaker 2: I still like getting a table for two and then
Speaker 2: pretending to be on your phone and your person didn't
Speaker 2: show up, and then you just storm out of the restaurant.
Speaker 3: I have to use the bathroom. I love that. That wins.
Speaker 3: Hey doctor, I'm here. Yeah, sorry, scary.
Speaker 5: I also have a BMW and I hate taking to mechanic.
Speaker 5: But if you're going to take it somewhere, do not
Speaker 5: take it to the dealer. You're not going to pay
Speaker 5: more anywhere else for his low quality. If you're going
Speaker 5: to take it to mechanic, take it to independent German mechanic.
Speaker 5: And for tires you can take it to discount or whatever.
Speaker 5: It doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: Fair enough, all right, Brody.
Speaker 41: About ten years ago, I had the top of the
Speaker 41: line Maxima.
Speaker 7: At the time and have low profile tires.
Speaker 8: I was frigging getting a fly every other week.
Speaker 3: Thank you, understand my paper.
Speaker 8: I go to the dealership, they give me this tire package.
Speaker 41: It was not a lot of money, maybe one hundred
Speaker 41: and fifty bucks, and I got unlimited tire replacement. So
Speaker 41: every time I got a flat, I would just go
Speaker 41: to the tire place. Canna again with the Maxima, so
Speaker 41: every time I would go to the car repair place,
Speaker 41: they would give me a brand new tire every time.
Speaker 41: I swear I was in there three times a month.
Speaker 41: The old guy was like my best friend and would
Speaker 41: make fun of me every time because he knew I
Speaker 41: would take herbs and puddles, but no charge.
Speaker 3: Yeah you can't. You can't drive like that with low
Speaker 3: profile tires. You know.
Speaker 6: We had a guy who used we used to work
Speaker 6: with at the radio station and he had a low
Speaker 6: profile car and he was from Brooklyn.
Speaker 16: Uh.
Speaker 6: He also did the voices of the voiceover for our
Speaker 6: morning show at some point. You know what I'm talking about, Yes, okay,
Speaker 6: So he had a really nice it was it was
Speaker 6: a souped up like small car.
Speaker 3: You know, people take like.
Speaker 6: Toyota's little uh Hondas and they just spoiler them up.
Speaker 6: He had a nice car he had like he hit
Speaker 6: low profile tires on him And I would say to him, like, oh,
Speaker 6: when do you go to Brooklyn? He go, I can't
Speaker 6: go to Brooklyn's too many potholes. Yeah, So I'm like,
Speaker 6: what do you mean He goes, I have low profile tires. Well,
Speaker 6: then don't buy a cold low profile tires if you
Speaker 6: can't go home for the best pizza in the area.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, you should go get pizza. He's like,
Speaker 3: I can't. I got to ruined my tires.
Speaker 2: The first pan that the first I had had low
Speaker 2: profile tires on it, and.
Speaker 3: So I was, you know, getting it.
Speaker 6: That's the only thing you've ever had in your life
Speaker 6: that we wanted low profile. Everything else is high profile, baby,
Speaker 6: high profile.
Speaker 2: No, but like, no, what she said is earlier that
Speaker 2: that is sums up my experience.
Speaker 6: So you don't have low profile. You're not deliberately hitting
Speaker 6: potholes and curbs like she is. But I got menace,
Speaker 6: but I got runned flat center.
Speaker 49: Hey, Brodian's scary. Scary Brodie is William from Atlanta. Uh,
Speaker 49: you got to point out scary on vacation getting pissed
Speaker 49: off both people in the pool playing. He keeps saying,
Speaker 49: I paid good money to go to this resort. Do
Speaker 49: you think they got in for fucking free? Is it
Speaker 49: like a welfare recipient came in and they're playing ball
Speaker 49: next year and you just don't want them there because
Speaker 49: they're poor. I mean, what the fuck, dude, they paid
Speaker 49: money to the hypocrisy?
Speaker 44: Geez.
Speaker 2: No, But I think if we all paid money, then
Speaker 2: let's all have some decorum and and act act like adults.
Speaker 6: You should have started playing Marco polo and then splashed.
Speaker 3: Right at them. I mean that the Brooklyn in me
Speaker 3: wanted to do it. You should should.
Speaker 2: Reggie Reggie's back, accepted the football and then throwing it
Speaker 2: go keeping.
Speaker 12: And throwing okay to the callers talking about should they
Speaker 12: listen to the off air show? In my opinion and
Speaker 12: my opinion only, no, oh, because it's nothing like The
Speaker 12: Brooklyn Boys. These are two completely different shows. Yes, they're
Speaker 12: on the same channel. The Brooklyn Boys is not like
Speaker 12: a revamped off air show. It is Greg t talking
Speaker 12: about what he would like to do on a podcast
Speaker 12: on every single episode and none.
Speaker 32: Of it ever happens.
Speaker 12: That's literally like the episodes were his planning session of
Speaker 12: what he could do but was never done exactly, while
Speaker 12: Paul Brink Ronnie plays random music in the background that
Speaker 12: doesn't apply to what's going on.
Speaker 8: That part was hilarious, trust me.
Speaker 2: The rest No, I always said that, Riff, I always said,
Speaker 2: why are we so I have met Reggie? Between the
Speaker 2: two of them, the two are the ours and each
Speaker 2: one leaving.
Speaker 3: Them each you wish you were between the two of them.
Speaker 2: Each one of them leaving twenty five talkbacks this episode.
Speaker 2: I get them confused and I'm sorry, No really, Reggie,
Speaker 2: you know, in all and all, honestly, that is exactly
Speaker 2: why that show came to an end, because I would
Speaker 2: tell Tea every single day, stop doing a planning session
Speaker 2: and just have a podcast of empty promises.
Speaker 3: In fact, bof Ronnie Wed played on his computer, he played.
Speaker 2: On his keyboard, empty promises, empty promises, because that's all
Speaker 2: T would do. It would just he would just think
Speaker 2: out loud and blurt it out onto a podcast, and
Speaker 2: nothing would.
Speaker 3: Ever get done. It was.
Speaker 2: It was very high stress, high anxiety time of my.
Speaker 3: Career those years.
Speaker 2: Every day with those two in that fucking room doing
Speaker 2: that podcast, and we used to do it every day,
Speaker 2: and I was fit to be tied. I was literally
Speaker 2: angry and I want every day I left there wanting
Speaker 2: to quit. I never did, though, I mean until it
Speaker 2: finally just fizzled out.
Speaker 3: But all Greg behind the podcast, the one Greg T
Speaker 3: drove me up a wall.
Speaker 43: Oh, Harry and Brodie does John Michael Michael John from Elmhurst.
Speaker 3: Queens every wee.
Speaker 16: I just had some roast pork lo maine.
Speaker 24: After hearing you say you know so many times on
Speaker 24: the podcast, I just had to try it myself.
Speaker 16: Found a place in the island.
Speaker 7: I had it.
Speaker 16: Everybody love it.
Speaker 50: Any other recommendations you got, because I love Chinese food too.
Speaker 6: Okay, here's what I would say, Stop going to Chinese
Speaker 6: restaurants that don't have roast pork lomaine.
Speaker 3: That's like a staple.
Speaker 6: Yeah, every Chinese restaurant you've ever been to has roast
Speaker 6: pork lomane.
Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty much, the ones the ones that I hey, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's me again, you know me, and that I spent
Speaker 2: so much time working in the automotive industry before I
Speaker 2: decided to drive a truck.
Speaker 44: Once you guys get going and talking about gasoline, tires
Speaker 44: and combustion.
Speaker 21: That stuff like that, you know, you're getting me going.
Speaker 21: Oh yeah, you know, I had come back on here
Speaker 21: and reiterate on the whole flat tire thing.
Speaker 3: You know, you don't scoot it.
Speaker 21: You need not be so boogy.
Speaker 44: It's perfectly fine to repair a tire and continue to
Speaker 44: use it if it's repaired properly. Of course, they got
Speaker 44: to do a good inspection on the tire before they
Speaker 44: repair it.
Speaker 21: You'll still make it the brunch on time.
Speaker 44: And you'll get your eggs benedicting your melon slice and
Speaker 44: all that. Don't need to wear, you know, Orcanization has
Speaker 44: come a long way ever since they started doing it.
Speaker 44: Plus the tire industry wouldn't allow it to be done
Speaker 44: if it so. Rest easy, and don't be treating your
Speaker 44: tires like they were your old torn up underwear. They're
Speaker 44: perfectly good. After repairing once or twice, maybe even three times,
Speaker 44: it's okay, you know.
Speaker 21: As for that whole.
Speaker 44: Tire package steal that you get suckered into every time
Speaker 44: you go and buy a car, that is the biggest scambony.
Speaker 21: Don't you know that they're after your money.
Speaker 44: You pay more interest on the car loan because it
Speaker 44: makes the price of the vehicle they get even if
Speaker 44: you'll make a claim or two and they, you know,
Speaker 44: they get a new tire or you get something free
Speaker 44: here and there.
Speaker 21: The house never loses. You should know this.
Speaker 44: But it's the same as gambling in Vegas. The house
Speaker 44: never loses. Cabby them tour.
Speaker 21: Let the buyer beware.
Speaker 44: Don't let them sucker you into those packages.
Speaker 21: It's only to get more of your money. All right, guys,
Speaker 21: Well take it easy and have a great week. That's
Speaker 21: all I'm gonna do this week.
Speaker 2: I hope appreciate you always.
Speaker 3: Trucker, that's hilarious.
Speaker 16: Open boys, what's going on?
Speaker 24: This is Fern down in Atlanta, just responding to the
Speaker 24: most recent episode regarding the fried chicken and rain. I
Speaker 24: don't know if this was brought up here on the
Speaker 24: Big Show or the other day. Was raining in the
Speaker 24: middle of the night and I woke up and actually
Speaker 24: started laughing as I was waking up because I thought,
Speaker 24: oh man, that rain sounds like fried chicken. And keep
Speaker 24: it up, boys, appreciate what you appreciate you Brooklyn boys.
Speaker 7: What's up.
Speaker 24: It's Fern again with down in Atlanta. Just listening to
Speaker 24: Brody's dumping Dash. I'm in outside sales here and you
Speaker 24: tend to have to find the nicer places to go
Speaker 24: in the restroom.
Speaker 7: Out and about down in the South.
Speaker 24: Can't ever go wrong with a good Chick fil a
Speaker 24: very nice clean bathroom.
Speaker 7: So I feel your Brody.
Speaker 3: When you gotta go, you gotta go. Thank you exactly
Speaker 3: appreciate your feedback.
Speaker 51: Hey, Brooklyn boys, this is Katie from Cleveland. About the
Speaker 51: patch tire incident. So my tire got a flat last fall.
Speaker 51: The person who roadside assistants just filled it with that
Speaker 51: phone or whatever. But I do have to keep putting
Speaker 51: air in it, and when it gets cold, it's like
Speaker 51: every other every couple of days or every other day,
Speaker 51: I have to put air in it. So I'm kind
Speaker 51: of like Brodie. I just want to keep using it
Speaker 51: because the tread on the tire is still good, but
Speaker 51: it does get annoying when it's cold outside of and
Speaker 51: it constantly put air.
Speaker 3: Consider that.
Speaker 12: Oh my gosh, I have a great idea. Sani from
Speaker 12: CT or whatever your name is, You know how you
Speaker 12: were like, hey, you guys, you should do an interview.
Speaker 12: No screw it, Sani from CT, NJ from MJ or
Speaker 12: MJ puturing everybody's names. Oh my god, all of us
Speaker 12: we should start our own podcast together and all we
Speaker 12: talk about is how much we love Brody and Scary.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll take that. We'll be humble about it.
Speaker 43: Too, Scary and Brody, Brody and Scary Scody Dani from CT.
Speaker 43: Can I just say that Caitlin Mark and Luke from
Speaker 43: Bayshore are the definition of a wholesome American family. If
Speaker 43: Slice Time had an award show at the end of
Speaker 43: the year, then the bay Short family would definitely win
Speaker 43: the award for best Family on the BBP.
Speaker 16: Shoulders back and can you to smash it.
Speaker 3: All right? That's very nice of you? Always cordial?
Speaker 14: Yes?
Speaker 19: Or can I sofalo j you here talking about the
Speaker 19: nail and the tires for Rody, I am Rody. You
Speaker 19: and I are so alike when it comes to these
Speaker 19: kind of things. No, you did right, man, I'm telling you,
Speaker 19: Like my wife, she always trust me with these kind
Speaker 19: of situations because of how good I am in these
Speaker 19: and deciding whether it's not it's worth it definitely worth
Speaker 19: spending the extra what thirty twenty twenty dollars or whatever?
Speaker 3: Yeah, for that.
Speaker 19: Definitely Also whether she put the nails in I mean,
Speaker 19: they have security footage in there. You could always ask
Speaker 19: to see because you know they have it for their
Speaker 19: own security, and you can just be like I remember
Speaker 19: you can see like I don't remember seeing one nail
Speaker 19: in there. There weren't two nails last time I checked,
Speaker 19: So I would just so I don't know if they
Speaker 19: would do that to you, especially these big places. But
Speaker 19: Park sofo ju you are again one more time, Brody scary?
Speaker 19: What reason? Plugging tires is fine as long as in
Speaker 19: a location that can be plugged. I have plugged so
Speaker 19: many times for me, my family. It's so easy to do.
Speaker 19: It takes me maybe, you know, three four minutes, and
Speaker 19: I'm round one right now and it's probably been like
Speaker 19: twenty thousand miles and it's totally fine. So plug your
Speaker 19: tires is fine.
Speaker 7: Don't waste your money.
Speaker 3: All this is a moot point because of my run flags.
Speaker 3: But okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 18: Hey, Brody is scary. Joe from California. I was just
Speaker 18: listening to today's Alvis Durant's Best of show on MLK
Speaker 18: Day and they had MJ and MJ. They're talking about
Speaker 18: her accident and she's going on and on, and then
Speaker 18: they went to the correspondent at home, Dave Brody, talking
Speaker 18: about Nate's Pubes and he got into an accident. He
Speaker 18: got side swipe. I thought that was funny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we love playing those best stuff clips. That was yesterday.
Speaker 6: I remember that on the big we're talking about Nate's pubes.
Speaker 6: When did I do that?
Speaker 3: You were in the garage, Oh, when I was in the.
Speaker 18: We're talking about the update for iHeart the app, and
Speaker 18: I don't like it. The buttons are all different and
Speaker 18: they make the play buttons small and in the bottom,
Speaker 18: and then they got this big ass transcript button that
Speaker 18: nobody's gonna transcript eat along with the show and it's
Speaker 18: not the timing is not there anyway, So I don't
Speaker 18: like it.
Speaker 6: Okay again, and I've said this before updates, fuck shut up,
Speaker 6: not this one that I haven't seen any problems with
Speaker 6: it because.
Speaker 3: I don't use it.
Speaker 6: Uh for whatever whatever the transcript thing is, I haven't
Speaker 6: used that, but most apps on my phone.
Speaker 3: I told you I read the reviews first.
Speaker 6: Of the of the update to see if I should
Speaker 6: update because they thank you on the update.
Speaker 12: Hey, y'all, this is cute from all over the map.
Speaker 7: I do have a question. I've been listening to you
Speaker 7: guys in the.
Speaker 10: Big show and now he has been following you for years.
Speaker 20: Years years.
Speaker 12: Anyways, the question that I'm a that I want to
Speaker 12: ask is Greg t is he really an ask?
Speaker 8: Does he really like that?
Speaker 46: Like it?
Speaker 15: Like?
Speaker 8: Does he really want to have sex with a prostitute?
Speaker 10: And is he really that means his wife?
Speaker 19: Is that?
Speaker 30: No?
Speaker 3: And no, I mean to his wife.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 2: You know, the thing about greg T is he loves
Speaker 2: he loves the shock value of things.
Speaker 3: He says. He likes to hear things coming out of
Speaker 3: his mouth. He doesn't mean everything.
Speaker 2: He says is he's a car He's a caricature of
Speaker 2: himself in that.
Speaker 3: In that ahead, here's what I say about Greg T.
Speaker 6: I think when he says he wants to have sex
Speaker 6: with a prostitute, I think that's his like mental checklist,
Speaker 6: thinking it would be interesting.
Speaker 3: But I don't think like.
Speaker 6: I don't think he's saying it to like shock people
Speaker 6: like he doesn't mean it. I think in the moment,
Speaker 6: he's thinking it's an idea that's possible.
Speaker 3: He really wants to do it. He won't she done
Speaker 3: his wife, He would never go he would never go
Speaker 3: through with it, right.
Speaker 6: And the fact that he yells at Trisha, like on
Speaker 6: the radio and bits we play where he's yelling at her.
Speaker 3: About a suit or whatever. He's high stress and he's
Speaker 3: he's high tension.
Speaker 6: But I I know few relationships as good as theirs,
Speaker 6: Like he he adores her as well he should because
Speaker 6: the woman is a sick Listen.
Speaker 2: I lived with for four years he was my roommate
Speaker 2: and so I got to know him very well. He
Speaker 2: and and to be quite honest, he he is. He's
Speaker 2: a real one. But he's definitely he knows how to
Speaker 2: entertain and go for the joke.
Speaker 3: Because he does.
Speaker 6: But also I think he I think some of the
Speaker 6: things he says in the moment he thinks they're a
Speaker 6: good idea and then he calls it like then he
Speaker 6: drops it like a week later when he realizes it's not.
Speaker 6: But I think, you know, some people go, well, I mean,
Speaker 6: I shouldn't know. It's probably stupid. It takes him a
Speaker 6: lot longer tog to that point.
Speaker 19: Sorry, or I know that's some talkbacks, But he said,
Speaker 19: scary said, I'm talking to the BMW people.
Speaker 7: I have four BMW's.
Speaker 19: I have never bought a tire package, all right, I
Speaker 19: never pay fan tiebacks.
Speaker 50: I plug my tires if I.
Speaker 2: Get a flat.
Speaker 3: Because you live in so flaw and so I don't know.
Speaker 43: What he's talking about.
Speaker 19: Sorry, leave me out of it.
Speaker 3: You don't leave where you don't live where I live.
Speaker 3: You don't know the roads. I'm sorry. You people cannot
Speaker 3: come bring your fucking for BMW's up here. You see
Speaker 3: how long they last without getting get flat, getting cracked,
Speaker 3: or some bullshit people lopping off your uh side view mirror.
Speaker 3: The roads here aren't the best, and neither of the
Speaker 3: people and the cars and the parallel parkers. You're gonna
Speaker 3: get a lot of love, love taps love.
Speaker 6: You are just a lawn away from yelling and people
Speaker 6: to get off your lawn.
Speaker 19: Dah my god, one listening that he wants to tear
Speaker 19: their hair out with scary.
Speaker 7: You don't need to.
Speaker 16: You're part of the fucking dealership.
Speaker 3: All right, you're out done, goodnight, next jew Here, Nope,
Speaker 3: you're you're done for tonight. No, no, no, well he's done,
Speaker 3: he's done for tonight. He's got an interesting point there,
Speaker 3: play that next one.
Speaker 52: Okay, so jew Here, Yeah, broody, sorry with so many talkbacks,
Speaker 52: but I totally get you with the bottle of water
Speaker 52: in the same way you want the acknowledgements.
Speaker 19: In law had a baby, and we've had two babies
Speaker 19: since they've had only one, and we've always bought them.
Speaker 19: They've they've never bought his dinners, never bought us anything
Speaker 19: for it. And we cooked them dinner and everything and
Speaker 19: give and all that, and then and then and then
Speaker 19: she texts my wife, Hey, can you go pick me
Speaker 19: up some tampons or whatever at the store and or
Speaker 19: pats And my wife's like sure, So she goes to public,
Speaker 19: she picks it up, and she drops it, and she
Speaker 19: goes to see her and drops.
Speaker 16: It off, and she doesn't have what you offer to
Speaker 16: pay for them? You know, what's your husband?
Speaker 53: And I'm just like, what the fuck?
Speaker 19: Like at least offer, like I'll say yes, but I'm
Speaker 19: not like I want to get paid. So then I
Speaker 19: made a boo boo where I actually venmo requested my brother,
Speaker 19: my sister in law's husband for the money. And I
Speaker 19: know it's petty, but for me, it was out of principle, like, hey,
Speaker 19: fucking acknowledge that we paid for your fucking path.
Speaker 16: Yes, so that like you know.
Speaker 19: You've never offered you ship for us, And oh my,
Speaker 19: I got so pissed. And then my wife got said
Speaker 19: to me, it was the whole thing, but she knew
Speaker 19: why I was pissed and she totally understood it.
Speaker 41: I'm with you, So.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sounds like he's the one that with PMS flowed.
Speaker 3: Oh heavy flowed you. I just won the podcast The
Speaker 3: Southern Flow, a Southern flowed, jew Hey, so flow.
Speaker 2: We love you, I really do, and I I agree
Speaker 2: with you on that one because pads.
Speaker 3: I mean, that's expensive.
Speaker 2: But you can differentiate with that between that and a
Speaker 2: bottle of water.
Speaker 54: The bottle of water is petty. The bottle of water
Speaker 54: is it's water. There's water everywhere. How do you run
Speaker 54: out of tampons? That comes every month? You should know
Speaker 54: what's coming. I don't know, but the acknowledgement is what
Speaker 54: he was looking for. Of course, I'm not blaming him,
Speaker 54: and I agree with him on that.
Speaker 12: Right.
Speaker 6: What did you put in the Venmo note? That's what
Speaker 6: I want to know.
Speaker 8: Laura from Connecticut just wanted to say hi to you guys.
Speaker 55: I got the updated version of the new app and
Speaker 55: you are in slot one. Wanted to let you know
Speaker 55: that I wasn't able to leave talkbacks for a little
Speaker 55: while because my mic button was missing, so I didn't
Speaker 55: get to give talkbacks on my.
Speaker 8: Thoughts about some of the episodes.
Speaker 55: Just got it back now with this episode, But my
Speaker 55: other episodes, it would not show a.
Speaker 3: Brady scar Oh is it that person left us? See that?
Speaker 3: You know what that was?
Speaker 6: That was big brother shutting her up for bad mouth
Speaker 6: on the app.
Speaker 3: I guess we'll never know.
Speaker 50: Brody is Scary Scary Brody, It's Richmond Reggie. I'm not
Speaker 50: surprised that Scary doesn't believe in patching his tire. He
Speaker 50: probably would get a whole new car just because light
Speaker 50: came on. Also, need a spruce upday, need some spruce
Speaker 50: on the loose. That's my man from Scary the Day.
Speaker 2: I saw him the other day and it reminded me.
Speaker 2: I I feel like that we should have him back
Speaker 2: on the podcast.
Speaker 3: I think I'll touch face with them.
Speaker 7: Hey, what's the boys?
Speaker 28: Oh so tried?
Speaker 7: Still alive?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 15: So anyway, going back to the last slice time you,
Speaker 15: you guys were talking about social media d ms that
Speaker 15: you can get on Instagram by other slices. I just
Speaker 15: want to let you know that I've when I had
Speaker 15: my social media accounts, I always will always DM you
Speaker 15: on your Instagram. With accounts, I usually would send you
Speaker 15: news that's related to Brooklyn.
Speaker 48: And if you remember, I.
Speaker 15: DM you guys when the pharaohs owned the dome when
Speaker 15: you passed away.
Speaker 16: I do remember that DM that news.
Speaker 15: Also DM drew when one of the partner of man
Speaker 15: owning partners at LMB Spamoni Pardons passed away as well,
Speaker 15: and the last one before I completely turn up all
Speaker 15: my social media accounts, I sent you a DM regarding.
Speaker 3: Joseph regarding Josephine from Lennie's.
Speaker 7: That she flows down. So that was like the news
Speaker 7: I sent you guys.
Speaker 44: So yeah, that was me.
Speaker 15: But now I don't have any social media accounts anymore.
Speaker 16: I turned them all.
Speaker 15: Because it's by two times comsuming.
Speaker 7: All I do now is just make YouTube content and
Speaker 7: just try to get views on YouTube count creating that.
Speaker 3: All right, thank you so much. Well, you know, good luck.
Speaker 2: Without social media, I would already have the shakes. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it took just you talking about it made me a
Speaker 2: little crazy. But uh, you know, listen, we're two different people.
Speaker 2: I cannot live without social media, that's true.
Speaker 15: Yes, what about the one hundred foid cheese steak. Yeah,
Speaker 15: I will probably just try just to experience it. I
Speaker 15: like do like Fagua, and I do like Trustles, but
Speaker 15: I would like to enjoy it not by myself though,
Speaker 15: because like for one hundred foi dollars, I would need
Speaker 15: somebody to join me and experience with me. So what
Speaker 15: do you say, Maddie, from Brooklyn and Bronx and yeah,
Speaker 15: by no means I'm I'm not rich or anything like that,
Speaker 15: you know, like crazy rich agents. I'm a crazy broke Asian.
Speaker 3: That was slick of him, nice, very smooth dude. People
Speaker 3: are pretty.
Speaker 7: Brody, skeary, scary brody at Alex from Philly.
Speaker 17: This is a comment on the tire situation or nothing
Speaker 17: to my uncle had a girl. I just hold life,
Speaker 17: double patch my tires and I've.
Speaker 16: Driven on them forever.
Speaker 17: For Scary to be so worried about a patch tire
Speaker 17: but sitting here signing with his old will drive. He's
Speaker 17: only going to replace one tire and then talk about
Speaker 17: safety is ridiculous.
Speaker 7: Brody is right, all right.
Speaker 3: Last one, Brody. We made it to the end of
Speaker 3: this pile. Woo Hey, guys.
Speaker 53: So I wanted to know if y'all ever heard about
Speaker 53: Thuman's hot Dogs, you know, Thumman's. I was on my
Speaker 53: way to the home depot the other day to you know,
Speaker 53: do some home depoting and heard a commercial about Thumman's
Speaker 53: hot dogs and how good they are yep, And I
Speaker 53: was gonna go get some Thummim's hot dogs. But then
Speaker 53: on the way there, I passed a smash burger and
Speaker 53: I was like, man, I could do some smash burger. Anyways,
Speaker 53: I should really get to the home depot.
Speaker 3: Now did he do that on purpose?
Speaker 2: Because you do know a full disclosure, I'm the spokesperson
Speaker 2: for Thuman's hot Dogs. So how did he know that
Speaker 2: or did he just kind of fall into that trap
Speaker 2: or I mean, but the truth of the matter is
Speaker 2: they've got amazing hot dogs.
Speaker 3: They really do.
Speaker 6: And Brodie, Brodie, I've had, I've I've had many times.
Speaker 6: In fact, we went to the Jets game and they
Speaker 6: had a truck there. We enjoyed the official hot dog
Speaker 6: of MetLife. So anyway, they are Yeah, all right, Wow,
Speaker 6: that was a lot.
Speaker 3: That was a lot. Listen, thank you, thank you. We
Speaker 3: really do appreciate all your feedback. I mean, after all,
Speaker 3: I mean, you make the show. I mean this is yours.
Speaker 3: And thank you for all of the people doing impressions
Speaker 3: of other slices. That was terrific. It confused, scary, couldn't
Speaker 3: tell them apart. Yeah right, they really they got me
Speaker 3: on that, and Kansas is Trevor appreciate it. All right,
Speaker 3: We'll see you a little bit.
Speaker 6: Yeah, a couple of days for the next episode of
Speaker 6: the book, The Boys.
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