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Speaker 1: Cancelation Island by John Cameron Mitchell and Michael Kevidius, a

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Speaker 1: Topic Studios production, recorded in front of a live audience

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Speaker 1: at the Bellhouse, Brooklyn, New York.

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Speaker 2: Hands up, everybody, Carl, Cali, Kirk, guy and body armor.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Karen, I've heard so much about you.

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Speaker 2: Shut up, Caspar, Karen, this is now my island. Keep

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Speaker 2: those hands up, everybody, guys, search for weapons, let's go.

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Speaker 4: Okay, what are you doing?

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Speaker 3: Kirk?

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Speaker 5: Are you all on his side?

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Speaker 3: They've agreed to serve Kay and save us from the lizards.

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Speaker 3: You could be here any minute.

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Speaker 2: You've gotta be kidding me.

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Speaker 6: Carl is k.

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Speaker 4: The hurricane's coming down the stairs.

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Speaker 3: This room will flood. We need to get back down

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Speaker 3: into the bunker.

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Speaker 7: Got damn it?

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Speaker 4: All right, move it. Everybody listen.

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Speaker 5: We can't just leave everybody up there.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, if we can't, like a die on my watch now.

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Speaker 5: No more dead, No.

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Speaker 6: More Dad, Chris, it's trying to get out.

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Speaker 8: Just briefe.

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Speaker 9: You're gonna make it through this.

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Speaker 10: How the fuck do you know that?

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Speaker 3: Well? There's something inside me trying to kill me. I'm

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Speaker 3: still here.

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Speaker 10: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 11: Stage four breast cancer not the issue it looks like

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Speaker 11: you're about to give burn through.

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Speaker 4: What my ass?

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Speaker 9: Oh god, now what is it again?

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Speaker 12: It's a clean towels and the.

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Speaker 3: Hurricane is hit. We're bringing people down here to shelter.

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Speaker 4: I gotta call jonas you won't get through in the storm.

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Speaker 9: Cleina, how are you feeling? I'm about to have a baby.

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Speaker 11: What?

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Speaker 4: And it isn't yours?

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Speaker 10: What?

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Speaker 9: Something is coming out one way or another?

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Speaker 13: Oh, my goddess, is that you?

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Speaker 3: You can't?

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Speaker 6: Are you who I think you are?

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Speaker 12: Lena?

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Speaker 9: Who are you talking to what?

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Speaker 13: I don't understand?

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Speaker 9: No, you're you're coming through in waves.

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Speaker 3: Kirk, help me boil?

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Speaker 4: Why shut up?

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Speaker 2: Just shut up everybody? Yes, sure, yeah, why not? And

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Speaker 2: with the way things are going down, it's gonna get

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Speaker 2: me elected president, sir.

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Speaker 3: This island could be bombed at any moment.

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Speaker 4: Now everyone's too busy killing each other.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so now what.

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Speaker 13: Give me a very honey?

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Speaker 6: I wish you could use words.

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Speaker 9: Are you talking to me, Clema?

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Speaker 13: No, I think I'm talking to my child. What it's

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Speaker 13: sending me images, feelings the mycelium. Yes, it's communicating through

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Speaker 13: the mycelium.

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Speaker 14: It's sending me another It's.

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Speaker 15: A hybrid there's a crypto inside you, Casper.

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Speaker 4: Put that gun away. What the fuck, Casper, it's not

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Speaker 4: your enemy?

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Speaker 3: Why, oh, reptoid element.

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Speaker 4: It's not true.

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Speaker 14: It doesn't have our language yet. It's sending like JPEGs

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Speaker 14: of what it's feeling. Okay, okay, you all need to

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Speaker 14: drink the shake. Then you'll know it's just a baby.

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Speaker 9: You might just speak delirious.

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Speaker 4: No, she's the mother of chaos.

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Speaker 6: Easy, Casper.

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Speaker 4: I've got a gun too, Chris.

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Speaker 14: If you drink, you'll understand. You can't lie when you're

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Speaker 14: in it.

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Speaker 13: It's through.

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Speaker 10: I can't lie on trooms like the ayahuasca.

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Speaker 14: No, it's way beyond that. You're on ayahuasca, but you're

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Speaker 14: in the mycelium.

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Speaker 5: That makes sense, a matrix of spirits. When I had

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Speaker 5: the shake, it didn't do anything.

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Speaker 14: I don't think you drank enough.

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Speaker 4: This is a trap.

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Speaker 10: I'll drink some more, Chris, how about you?

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Speaker 4: What the hell give me some.

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Speaker 6: I'm starving.

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Speaker 4: I'll try it.

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Speaker 9: I will too, because I have no will of my own.

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Speaker 13: Karen.

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Speaker 16: Everyone can hear our thoughts, Karen, we might all be

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Speaker 16: about to die.

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Speaker 4: Well, all right, Casper, are you drinking?

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Speaker 13: You're the one who discovered this.

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Speaker 3: Fine, I'll drink too, But if you're lying Calina, I

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Speaker 3: will kill you. And you're half breed.

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Speaker 4: You touch our baby, I will fuck you up.

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Speaker 14: Kirk, please, Casper, please unchain Chris while she prepares some

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Speaker 14: cups of Joan, thank you, doll.

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Speaker 12: Joining us, Carl.

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Speaker 4: Fuck off. I'm going to bed till the storm is over.

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Speaker 14: Everyone's got some let's drink. Uh, Casper, can you play

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Speaker 14: some nice music while we wait for this to take effect?

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Speaker 3: Did your hybrid request that? Yes, well, here's some music

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Speaker 3: I've been working on. This is nice, Casper. Really, no,

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Speaker 3: it's not.

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Speaker 5: It sounds like bad yoga music. I heard that, Chris.

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Speaker 5: Did I see that out loud?

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Speaker 16: No?

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Speaker 6: You didn't, My god. I can hear you both in

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Speaker 6: my head. Guys, it's working for Chris and CALLI. Can

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Speaker 6: you hear their thoughts?

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Speaker 17: Oh, I can't believe that psycho sordy bitches in charge again.

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Speaker 6: I can hear you, Kyogo. Oh God, I'm sorry, I

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Speaker 6: don't think you are. That's incredible. I can tell she

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Speaker 6: was lying to Oh.

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Speaker 16: I like this.

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Speaker 3: It works.

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Speaker 17: All those years of experience, I was right, I was

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Speaker 17: alone at right.

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Speaker 3: But I can't control it. Everybody's looking at me and

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Speaker 3: hearing everything I have.

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Speaker 18: I'm not alone, actually, Casper, if you didn't have that gun,

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Speaker 18: no one would care about you.

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Speaker 6: Oh that's mean but true. Oh my goodness, this is

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Speaker 6: weird but cool it is, Kelly Kai, Is it working

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Speaker 6: for you?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? But compared to the ayahuasca, it's a little on

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Speaker 5: the nose.

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Speaker 16: God, everything's always gotta be Guy's idea.

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Speaker 5: I can hear you, Karen, Sorry.

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Speaker 3: No, you're not holding No, I can't hear your baby.

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Speaker 3: I mean I can till it's there. But how do

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Speaker 3: we not want to attack us when it's more?

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Speaker 6: It's a baby and it's shy. I hate babies. Tell you?

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Speaker 5: Why am I always wrong when everybody.

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Speaker 6: Else is too? Why is this my nose and not

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Speaker 17: God?

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Speaker 5: And that I couldn't do this when I was a therapist.

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Speaker 5: My patience will know that I hate them?

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Speaker 9: Why am I thinking in English?

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Speaker 6: You still here, bitch? I'm sorry, geeky.

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Speaker 9: Why it's all coming out now?

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Speaker 5: Yes, Claude, you might as well tell them what a

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Speaker 3: You're a homosexual, Cord, I'm not. That is not true. Court,

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Speaker 3: I thought you loved me.

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Speaker 6: I don't lie lying.

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Speaker 4: Hi, guys, why are you all staring at each other? Kai?

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Speaker 4: What's going on here?

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Speaker 10: You're the one who didn't want to drink the shake, Carl.

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Speaker 5: What if they find out I hate people just as much.

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Speaker 6: As lizards do.

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Speaker 3: What if they find out I'm a virgin?

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Speaker 6: What if they find out that turns me on? What

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Speaker 6: if they find out I was tired of being poor?

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Speaker 5: What if they find out I'm a murderer? Oh God,

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Speaker 5: they hurt. Don't think about it, Karen, don't think about

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Speaker 5: the murderers.

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Speaker 16: I knew it, Karen.

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Speaker 6: Let it out. Whatever it is, it can't be that bad.

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Speaker 6: Murder sounds pretty bad, right, Joy?

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Speaker 16: You're right.

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Speaker 5: My name is Joy, and I killed two children.

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Speaker 6: Oh, Karen, I don't want to know ing.

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Speaker 4: It's okay.

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Speaker 5: I need to get this off my chest, Okay.

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Speaker 16: In the early nineties, I was joy granted and I

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Speaker 16: founded a boot.

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Speaker 5: Camp for troubled teens.

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Speaker 16: In the Utah Desert.

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Speaker 6: They were the richest of the rich.

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Speaker 16: I hated those brats. The worst were these twins, Igor

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Speaker 16: and Sasha. Their father Oleg was a manure magnate. He

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Speaker 16: was the prime purveyor.

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Speaker 5: Of Russian shit.

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Speaker 4: Hey, what the fuck's going on?

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Speaker 9: You guys, we're listening to Karen's confession?

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Speaker 4: What did she confess?

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Speaker 16: Continued Joy, Igor and Sasha were handsome, blonde, witty. They

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Speaker 16: ruled over the other boys with their proprietary blend of

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Speaker 5: They undermined my authority at every turn. They dressed up

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Speaker 16: And cowl nix and clamdiggers and mocked my syntax.

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Speaker 5: How does that make you feel?

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Speaker 16: They treated me like shit, But somehow I still feel

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Speaker 16: they didn't deserve to die. You see, I sent them

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Speaker 16: on a camping trip alone into the desert, with their

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Speaker 16: canteens filled with kerosene and their lunch boxes full of scorpions.

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Speaker 5: They were found.

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Speaker 16: Five days later, faces swollen like apple sculptures. I buried

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Speaker 16: their organs and said they ran away. Their father sued

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Speaker 16: for negligence and ruined me. I lost my business, my family.

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Speaker 5: I had to change my name and I changed.

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Speaker 6: It to carry out.

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Speaker 5: Don't look at me, forgive me.

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Speaker 6: Don't I have the right to be forgotten?

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Speaker 3: Karen?

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Speaker 6: It's okay, it's not kiddy.

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Speaker 5: We all make mistakes, Karen.

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Speaker 6: My name is joh Well done. Joy, You better know.

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Speaker 3: No, Callina, your baby still hasn't said anything.

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Speaker 6: It's a fetus. For Christ's sake, You've all terrified it

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Speaker 6: into silence.

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Speaker 3: I'm a deverybe mother.

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Speaker 5: It's truevery true.

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Speaker 18: Shut up, everybody, I got something to think.

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Speaker 4: I have been lying to you.

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Speaker 6: It's true that I was a therapist, but what.

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Speaker 18: I didn't tell you is that I am a nasty

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Speaker 18: fucking bitch drunk.

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Speaker 3: In fact, we have two kids.

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Speaker 6: Both born drunk.

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Speaker 18: As they grew, I work them very hard, but always

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Speaker 18: made sure to daytime to neglect them. Then hector said

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Speaker 18: I was about ratcha loka who must get sober. But

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Speaker 18: I disagree it because I come from a long line

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Speaker 18: of pro functional alcoholics.

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Speaker 4: AnyWho.

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Speaker 19: So I did what any mother would do.

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Speaker 18: I dropped my kids, put them in the bag, and

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Speaker 18: sailed entire boat to the island of canceled gringos.

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Speaker 6: Then I act be an example to you. Don't ever

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Speaker 6: give up, be.

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Speaker 18: Yourself and always follow your dreams.

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Speaker 4: Here are you guys talking about me? All right? Give

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Speaker 4: me some of that shake. I'm tired of not knowing

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Speaker 6: Sure, Carl, here you go.

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Speaker 5: This should be interesting.

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Speaker 4: Oh god, it tastes like shit.

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Speaker 13: Keep drinking.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh oh, I can see it.

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Speaker 10: I see it.

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Speaker 6: See what your child wa what? What does it look like?

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Speaker 10: It's long, so graceful, it's like an oak rack.

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Speaker 19: Oh, it's.

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Speaker 3: It's so beautiful.

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Speaker 9: Oh, Carl, thank you.

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Speaker 3: I love you. Claud he loves me. I do. I

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Speaker 6: You won't hurt me.

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Speaker 5: I've been hurt, baby, I've been hurt so bad by life.

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Speaker 3: I would never hurt you. Let's live on this island,

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Speaker 6: Kalina and I were gonna do that. Oh, Kirk, you

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Speaker 6: would raise a crypto baby with me. Of course, they'll

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Speaker 6: be the Gimckle's daddy.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, Kirk.

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Speaker 5: I hope the chema worked.

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Speaker 19: Oh I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: I didn't mean to interrupt.

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Speaker 10: I love you, Chris, oh, Kellie, thank you, my.

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Speaker 16: God, Clena.

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Speaker 5: The shake is better than any therapy.

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Speaker 4: I love you, Lina, I love you, Kirk.

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Speaker 3: I still love you, Claud.

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Speaker 5: I love all of you. I really do.

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Speaker 7: God.

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Speaker 6: Everyone is so corny, kilco cheer.

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Speaker 5: I didn't like you, know, you were so cynical.

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Speaker 6: I think the word you're looking for is normal.

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Speaker 19: I have hated all of you since the word go

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Speaker 19: I despise everything you all stand for.

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Speaker 15: And my name is not Cocamo or Cocamonga or pool Cocka.

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Speaker 15: It's kill.

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Speaker 10: It means mirror.

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Speaker 6: You want to know how ugly you all are?

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Speaker 19: Love at me?

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Speaker 5: I had no idea you were so full of hate, Kyoko.

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Speaker 6: Well that's rich coming from a murderer.

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Speaker 5: Fuck you, you hypocrites.

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Speaker 6: I'm not a hypocrite.

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Speaker 5: I'm a hypocrite.

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Speaker 4: I'm a hustler. I'm a bad person.

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Speaker 18: I'm sorry, I'm not I'm angry, I'm empty, I'm falling wound.

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Speaker 5: I'm out of my mind. Well I don't know about you, guys,

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Speaker 5: but I'm scared.

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Speaker 10: Oh Chris, Wait, I need more time.

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Speaker 9: To turn this to rhyme. The great story of how

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Speaker 7: Wait, this tilS too long to fit into song, The

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Speaker 7: history of how we.

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Speaker 9: Got it wrong? Oh Shay, can you see?

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Speaker 7: Oh he.

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Speaker 3: Have you heard?

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Speaker 19: I guess I could have chosen.

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Speaker 9: Kind towards.

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Speaker 11: Wait, you're not read of me. My advice is free.

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Speaker 8: Don't write a song you can't sing to a dying girl.

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Speaker 8: I got thanks to say, still hell to play.

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Speaker 19: I'll be the voice you never wanted in your head

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Speaker 19: to day it's me hearing voice.

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Speaker 9: My mom, my son, my wife.

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Speaker 20: They question on my choicees, story of my life, A

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Speaker 7: There life.

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Speaker 9: Don't do what I did. I said, Wait, I need

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Speaker 10: To turn this to rhyme.

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Speaker 8: How we refused to take it all for grant.

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Speaker 11: No, I'm gonna throw up.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, what is that?

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Speaker 9: She just threw up your baby.

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Speaker 2: Kirk, help me get it off the floor.

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Speaker 14: It's covered with it.

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Speaker 17: Was just for starting entail.

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Speaker 9: Okay, I'm coming.

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Speaker 10: Baby. He's making the drone.

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Speaker 9: It's not training.

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Speaker 14: It's crying.

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Speaker 9: What ant we need to swallow?

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Speaker 16: It might?

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Speaker 3: Give it me, Kirk?

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Speaker 6: Is it reading?

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Speaker 12: No, No, it can't be No, it must die. Back off, casser.

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Speaker 15: Jack, Kirk, give me that christ shoulder wound.

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Speaker 4: He's leading a lot.

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Speaker 6: Callie, get the med kit.

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Speaker 10: What the fuck?

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Speaker 3: The ground is shaky?

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Speaker 2: The bonny, fuck you clad, the bunny, the fucking island.

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Speaker 9: Blow this set up?

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Speaker 4: Blow off, shut up, Kyoko gets an earthquake.

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Speaker 3: Get out of the bed. The crown is opening up.

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Speaker 15: My father forgets this.

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Speaker 9: My god, something's coming out of that hole.

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Speaker 7: This is this is happening.

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Speaker 12: It's a lizard.

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Speaker 10: It's a lizard.

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Speaker 4: It's a seven foot tall lizard.

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Speaker 11: Is real, it's really don't hurt us, please God?

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Speaker 9: Oh cute a baby.

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Speaker 17: So you're the one who called us here.

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Speaker 12: Adorable?

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Speaker 17: Aw well, hi everybody, sorry about that entrance. You know,

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Speaker 17: triggering a controlled earthquake, while somewhat startling, is just the

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Speaker 17: easiest way for us to get up here. I'm a

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Speaker 17: Josh and I'm what you might call a lizard person,

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Speaker 17: but I'm actually a playwright. Although I do have the

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Speaker 17: survival job, which is advocate prime for human kind.

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Speaker 12: No matter what you've all done wrong, and no matter

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Speaker 12: how many of my lizard brethren want you gone, My

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Speaker 12: job is to make sure human beings are not forgotten.

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Speaker 10: Cool, weird?

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Speaker 12: Yes it is Kelly.

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Speaker 5: How did you know my name?

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Speaker 12: We all know about you, Kelly.

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Speaker 17: So how are you all doing? You seem kind of upset?

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Speaker 9: I mean, the whole world is kind.

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Speaker 17: Of upset if you think about it. So anyway, how

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Speaker 4: Our cast, ladies and gentlemen.

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Speaker 1: Cancelation Island a topic Studios and iHeart Podcasts production written

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Speaker 1: by John Cameron, Mitchell and Michael Cavadillas, Directed by John Cameron, Mitchell,

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Speaker 1: produced by Christy Gressman, starring Holly Hunter as Karen, Josh

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Speaker 1: Pie as Carl, Aaron Marky as kai K, Todd Freeman

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Speaker 1: as Claude Murphy, Taylor Smith as Collina, just As Singleton

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Speaker 1: as Kirk, Mary Testa as Chris, Joe Firestone as Callie,

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Speaker 1: Mia Pack as Kyoko, Joseph Keckler as Cale, Maria, Mercedes

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Speaker 1: Galupo as Carmen, Micah Stock as Casper, Dalmis Garcia as Keki,

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Speaker 1: Michael Cavedias as Jonas, and Josh Nate Davila as Peppo.

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Speaker 1: Veronica Guadalupe as Pepa. Audio producer Vincent Cascion. Executive producers

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Speaker 1: Michael Caviadias, John Cameron Mitchell and for iHeart Podcasts Noel

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Speaker 1: Brown and Nikki Ettore. Composer Lucas Carey. Original song Wait

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Speaker 1: written by Brett Every and John Cameron Mitchell. Additional music

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Speaker 1: by Vincent Cascion. Executive in charge of production Jenny Medusa.

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Speaker 1: Recording produced by Will Stanton, Live production manager Amanda Harris,

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Speaker 1: recorded live in front of an audience by Will Stanton

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Speaker 1: and Sam Torres. Live sound by Max Kaufman. Script supervisor

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Speaker 1: Rachel Cole read Stephen Winter Production Coordinator Nick Boyd, Assistant

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Speaker 1: to the Director, Guthrie McCarty, Vaschon Production assistant, Brandon Harris artwork,

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Speaker 1: Ricardo Dessaigno for Topic Studios Podcasts, Christy Gressman, Adam Cecil,

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Speaker 1: Michelle Lance, post production, Ethan Lyte, Communications, Genie Keatis, Dan

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Speaker 1: Goldberg marketing, Jen Robertson, Mark Chan business and legal affairs,

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Speaker 1: Alex Jiga, Ryan mack, zach Locke, Trevor Paul Production finance,

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Speaker 1: Vince Gonzales, Beatrice Chisholm,