WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: My Ex Showed Up

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<v Speaker 1>Looking Jebels Second date Update. It's always awkward when you're

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<v Speaker 1>out on a date and then somebody from your past

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<v Speaker 1>shows up. Oh my god. One time I was out

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<v Speaker 1>on a date and then my old imaginary friend from

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<v Speaker 1>high school showed up, Spaghetti Larry. And then Spaghetti Larry

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<v Speaker 1>started hitting on my date, and he and I got

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<v Speaker 1>into an argument, and before I know it, my date's

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<v Speaker 1>running out of the place, and Spaghetti Larry and I

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<v Speaker 1>are in a fist fight, and then I'm end up

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<v Speaker 1>in handcuffs, dateless at the end of the evening. Damnit, Larry.

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<v Speaker 1>Spaghetti Larry always ruins everything. And Kyle, who's on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone to do a second date update right now, ended

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<v Speaker 1>up running into somebody from his past while he was

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<v Speaker 1>out on a date. Not sure if it was his

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<v Speaker 1>imaginary friend or somebody else, But Kyle, who did you

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<v Speaker 1>run into when you were out on your date? I

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<v Speaker 1>bumped into my ex I was really gonna hope you

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<v Speaker 1>were saying, like your ex teacher or X boss, that's

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<v Speaker 1>worse than getting into a fist fight with your imaginary

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<v Speaker 1>friend on a first date. Yea, So tell us before

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<v Speaker 1>you get into running into your ex. Where'd you meet

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<v Speaker 1>the girl that you went out with? I met her

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<v Speaker 1>on tender though, like, um, I had good vibesmer from

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<v Speaker 1>a Toto. Not to sound pervy, but you know it

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<v Speaker 1>was good. Like you know, we both swiped. We both

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<v Speaker 1>swiped to each other, you know what I'm saying. So

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<v Speaker 1>we met up for a couple of drinks at this

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<v Speaker 1>local bar, and the skull megan, She's great, beautiful. We

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<v Speaker 1>were viving. So then I went to the bar to

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<v Speaker 1>get some drinks, you know, and then right there, roll on, behold,

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<v Speaker 1>I saw my ex Kathy, who I just broke up

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<v Speaker 1>with like a month ago, so still fresh. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>thought this was like an old old X. Yeah. And

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<v Speaker 1>did you guys leave things on good terms or was

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<v Speaker 1>this a bad breakup? Yeah? I was pretty messy, Like

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<v Speaker 1>she's been stalking me, she's been talking to my friends,

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<v Speaker 1>she's been calling my parents seeing like how I'm doing.

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<v Speaker 1>And I've blocked her from my phone. I've blocked her

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<v Speaker 1>off Facebook, and she's still like trying to get in

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<v Speaker 1>my life through other people, and it's just like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just trying to just cut her off. And I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what's kind of annoyed me. When I saw it

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<v Speaker 1>at my favorite bar, I'm like, you know, this is

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<v Speaker 1>my bar, like I brought you the first time, like

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<v Speaker 1>he dated, Like, why are you here again? Like yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what happens in breakup. Somebody always gets the bar. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and so this was your bar and she was there

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<v Speaker 1>probably waiting for you. It sounds like, yeah, she probably was.

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<v Speaker 1>So she's all drunk. She comes over to me and

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<v Speaker 1>just starts like bawling and like hugging me and saying

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<v Speaker 1>like we could still make it right and all this,

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<v Speaker 1>And then I'm just like, dude, I'm in a date

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<v Speaker 1>right now. Stop. It's very scruciating. Did the girl that

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<v Speaker 1>you're out on a date with see her talking to you? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I have no idea because I brought it to the

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<v Speaker 1>back where she was starting to make it scene and

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<v Speaker 1>everyone was looking. So I was like, all right, let's

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<v Speaker 1>just talking to back. You know, did you get her

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<v Speaker 1>to leave after you guys went to the back I

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<v Speaker 1>finally calmed it down and I got her out. How long?

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<v Speaker 1>How long did this go on? How long was Megan

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<v Speaker 1>sitting there while you're in the back trying to calm

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<v Speaker 1>down your ex girlfriends in tears? I was trying to

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<v Speaker 1>just get her out, like as soon as possible, but

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, it almost became like half an hour,

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<v Speaker 1>like twenty minute. Yeah, she's still waiting for you at

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<v Speaker 1>the table when you got back. That's the thing. Like

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<v Speaker 1>when I went back, she was gone, Yeah, if you

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<v Speaker 1>see your date go into the back with another woman,

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<v Speaker 1>chances are you probably leave. Yeah, And that's what pissed

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<v Speaker 1>me off, because like I didn't get a chance to

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<v Speaker 1>explain the situation. So I actually texted her right and

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, hey, we're yet, you know, and she

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<v Speaker 1>texted me back, nice, try I don't play like that. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>She definitely saw you go back there with your ex,

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<v Speaker 1>probably doesn't even know the whole situation and thought something

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<v Speaker 1>else was going on. Yeah, she probably thought I was

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<v Speaker 1>met on some other chick when I was trying to

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<v Speaker 1>get a drink, and she probably thought, oh, I'm a player,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I'd probably think the same way, you know. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>definitely I would think the same thing of that happened

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<v Speaker 1>to me. Was that the last thing you heard from her?

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<v Speaker 1>Just that text? Or did you guys talk more? That

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<v Speaker 1>was it? Like I texted her let me explain, but

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<v Speaker 1>just just a wall of silence. Yeah, I don't blame

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, there's so many red flags there, even if

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<v Speaker 1>you weren't hitting on another person, Like there's a crazy

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<v Speaker 1>X involved even then that explanation. I mean it just

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<v Speaker 1>are you ready to date? Yeah? I've been ready to

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<v Speaker 1>date for the past six months since I was dating Kathy. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>she's a psychopath, And like that's what I'm calling you, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>because like I want to move on and Megan's awesome,

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<v Speaker 1>and I just want a second chance because like I

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<v Speaker 1>get it, it's the first impression, but like that's not me. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>well we'll play a song, come back, call her and

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<v Speaker 1>get your second date update. All right, awesome, thank you man? Yeah, man,

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<v Speaker 1>hang on rooking jubil in the morning, right in the

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<v Speaker 1>middle of a second date update and if you're just

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<v Speaker 1>joining us. Kyle is on the phone and Kyle basically

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<v Speaker 1>went on a first date with his ex girlfriend because

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<v Speaker 1>he ended up spending more time with her than he

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<v Speaker 1>did with the girl that he actually was out with.

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<v Speaker 1>He met a girl off at tender. Her name is Megan.

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<v Speaker 1>They went out to his favorite bar and who was

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<v Speaker 1>there his ex girlfriend. When he walked to go get

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<v Speaker 1>some drinks, his ex approached him in tears and then

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<v Speaker 1>he had to pull her to the back of the

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<v Speaker 1>bar and have like a half an hour conversation. During

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<v Speaker 1>that time, Megan, the girl that he was out with,

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<v Speaker 1>left and hasn't talked to him since other than a

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<v Speaker 1>text message that just said I don't play like that.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're assuming she saw him talking to his ex

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<v Speaker 1>and doesn't know the full story. He at least wants

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<v Speaker 1>to get her on the phone and tell her, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>that was my ex girlfriend. That doesn't mean anything, all right, Kyle?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you ready? Yeah, let's go. Kyle. This is going

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<v Speaker 1>to be a really hard sell to get her to

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<v Speaker 1>go out with you again. Hey, I'm a victim in

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<v Speaker 1>all of this, okay, Like I didn't get a chance

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<v Speaker 1>to explain what happened. It's not my fault. This is

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<v Speaker 1>a circumstance that happened beyond my control, and I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like I deserve another chance because, like my ex scared

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<v Speaker 1>her away from me at least at least have met

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<v Speaker 1>delienate you. Not. If I'm gonna screw this date up,

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<v Speaker 1>I want it to be on my own terms, not

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<v Speaker 1>my ex girlfriend's terms. Okay, I'm dialing her phone number

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<v Speaker 1>right now. Here we go. Hello, Hi, is Megan there? Missus?

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<v Speaker 1>She Hey Megan? How are you? This is jew Bil

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<v Speaker 1>from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>who that is. You've never heard the radio show before,

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<v Speaker 1>Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It was just like

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<v Speaker 1>a print call. No, it isn't. My name is Jewbil,

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<v Speaker 1>And I host the radio show that I just mentioned.

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<v Speaker 1>It's called Brooke and Jewil in the Morning. Okay, And

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<v Speaker 1>I have a question for you. Is this gonna take

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<v Speaker 1>a really long time? No, it won't take a long time.

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<v Speaker 1>It's actually about somebody that you know, all right, So

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<v Speaker 1>what And the guy that wanted us to call you today,

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<v Speaker 1>his name is Kyle. Do you remember when I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>doing that. I'm not. You don't have anything to do

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<v Speaker 1>with him. Yeah, you don't have to have anything to

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<v Speaker 1>do with him, but we just want to know why

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<v Speaker 1>you're not calling him back. He said that you left

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<v Speaker 1>your date early and then all he heard from you

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<v Speaker 1>was a text message that said you don't play like that.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, no, yeah, or no, I got nothing for him,

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<v Speaker 1>I got nothing for you. I got nothing. Can you

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<v Speaker 1>at least give us a little bit so we can

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<v Speaker 1>tell him what the problem is. I mean, he should

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<v Speaker 1>know what the problem is. You were their fifteen minutes

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<v Speaker 1>and he went off to like have a private huddle

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<v Speaker 1>with some drunk girl in the corner, and so I thought, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>she's easy pickings because she's already wasted. I don't know what.

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<v Speaker 1>And so I'm like, I'm like, I'm out of here

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<v Speaker 1>all this, you know, And I go outside and she

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<v Speaker 1>follows me outside, this this hysterical mess of mass. Scara

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<v Speaker 1>follows me outside, reading of tequila and angry, and she's

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<v Speaker 1>like yeah. She proceeds to tell me that they slept

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<v Speaker 1>together the night before and that he was still in

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<v Speaker 1>love with her, and he was a mess. Okay. I

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<v Speaker 1>was gonna say, you know, when you started talking about

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<v Speaker 1>the girl crying, I was like, gonna explain the story

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<v Speaker 1>that that was his ex girlfriend. But apparently you already

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<v Speaker 1>know all that. Oh no, I know everything about the relationship.

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<v Speaker 1>I know that he cheated on her three months in

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<v Speaker 1>what how do you know? Oh yeah, oh they had

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<v Speaker 1>a pregnancy scare. Why all this? This girl got deep?

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<v Speaker 1>She got deep, dude, she got deep in a short

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<v Speaker 1>amount of time. And because she comes out Okay, here's

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<v Speaker 1>a girl. She comes out all combative, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, you keep him, you can have him. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want him. I was like, this is a first date,

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<v Speaker 1>and it sort of felt like, if I'm being honest,

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<v Speaker 1>sort of felt like I was used as a pawn

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<v Speaker 1>in their relationship drama. Oh wait, hold on, like you

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<v Speaker 1>took to that bar knowing that she was there, So

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<v Speaker 1>she was, yeah, that's that's really what it felt like

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<v Speaker 1>to me. So did you, I mean, did you feel

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<v Speaker 1>sorry for her? I mean at first, I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, I'm gonna take my earrings off and this

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<v Speaker 1>is gonna happen, you know, in a real way. And

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<v Speaker 1>then and then she was just so broken and dicceedd

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<v Speaker 1>and and I you know, I started consoling her because

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<v Speaker 1>she was sick with grief. Yeah. And uh, and now

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<v Speaker 1>we're Facebook friends. I guess what. She asked me my

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<v Speaker 1>name and like two seconds later, when I'm I finally

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<v Speaker 1>get an uber. It's like you have a friend request

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<v Speaker 1>and it's like, wow, okay, how long were you talking

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<v Speaker 1>to her? Honestly, like fifteen minutes because like after she

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<v Speaker 1>realized I am not a threat and I was disgusted

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<v Speaker 1>myself with the man, then she needed a hug and

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<v Speaker 1>she started talking about, you know, the sisterhood of women

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<v Speaker 1>and how we're treated so bad. Oh my god, I

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<v Speaker 1>feel I just even hear this story like you're the

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<v Speaker 1>angel that was put into her life to help her

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<v Speaker 1>get over her egg. I spent the entire night consoling

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<v Speaker 1>his exile. I wait for my over. That's pretty good

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<v Speaker 1>first story. Yeah, oh my god. Yeah. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if you guys set people up, but if anybody needs it, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>you know well we don't set people up often except

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<v Speaker 1>to tell them that Kyle is actually on the other

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<v Speaker 1>line listening and wants to talk to you right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Ha ha. No, I'm serious. No, I'm serious, Megan, No, man, seriously, Yeah, Megan,

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<v Speaker 1>it's me Kyle. Holy, that really happened. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>why you're even on a phone right now. Sorry, it

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<v Speaker 1>has happened. I didn't know she confarted you in the

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<v Speaker 1>parking lot. That's insane. That's crazy. Yeah, this whole thing

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<v Speaker 1>is crazy, and you made it even weirder by doing

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<v Speaker 1>all of this stuff instead of just letting it die.

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<v Speaker 1>The reason I want to contact you is because I

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<v Speaker 1>want to explain on my end what happened, and I

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<v Speaker 1>just want to go a second chance. No, not a

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<v Speaker 1>million years, Not in a million years did I ever

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<v Speaker 1>subject myself to that again. And besides, man, I gotta

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<v Speaker 1>be honest. I know everything. I know. I know way

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<v Speaker 1>too much about everything. So with that intel, I could

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<v Speaker 1>confidently tell you there's zero interests. Hey, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what she told you, but I'm just saying right now,

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<v Speaker 1>at least thirty percent a stuff she told you is

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<v Speaker 1>not true. At least thirty percent. You're not claiming that

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<v Speaker 1>all of it's not true percentage, Kyle, Well, I mean, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>she's a liar, but I don't know. Sometimes she says

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<v Speaker 1>like some truthful stuff, but she's messed up in the head.

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<v Speaker 1>So I mean, I would not take what she says.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys are for each other. You guys honestly could

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<v Speaker 1>not be more perfect for one another. So I am out.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm out. Pizza. Well, don't say it yet, Megan, I

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<v Speaker 1>haven't even asked you yet. Would you like to go

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<v Speaker 1>out on a second date with Kyle? We will pay

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<v Speaker 1>for it, free date, I know, but hell no, what

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<v Speaker 1>I want to go out with Kyle again? I think

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<v Speaker 1>Megan maybe the smartest woman we ever had a second

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. If you get women that actually say yes

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<v Speaker 1>to this, then there's a big problem with Come on,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just been a whole, big misunderstanding. I got screwed

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<v Speaker 1>because my ex was at a bar. Like it was

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<v Speaker 1>just a weird situation. It was like a weird I

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<v Speaker 1>had nothing to do with that, Like, I'm a nice guy.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. We were vibing a lot. Yeah. No, we

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<v Speaker 1>were vibing at the beginning, and I spent more time

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<v Speaker 1>vibing with your ex girlfriend over what who you are?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, Kyle, You've got to just give it up.

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<v Speaker 1>Imagine if the tables were turned and it was her

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<v Speaker 1>ex boyfriend at the bar and this scene went down,

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<v Speaker 1>I would totally understand. I would totally understand. Yeah right, well, Megan,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you for being honest with us and telling us

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<v Speaker 1>what happened. Yeah, no problem. Better luck in the future

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<v Speaker 1>on your dating life. Okay, God willing broken jewel in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning,