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Speaker 1: Looking Jebels Second date Update. It's always awkward when you're
Speaker 1: out on a date and then somebody from your past
Speaker 1: shows up. Oh my god. One time I was out
Speaker 1: on a date and then my old imaginary friend from
Speaker 1: high school showed up, Spaghetti Larry. And then Spaghetti Larry
Speaker 1: started hitting on my date, and he and I got
Speaker 1: into an argument, and before I know it, my date's
Speaker 1: running out of the place, and Spaghetti Larry and I
Speaker 1: are in a fist fight, and then I'm end up
Speaker 1: in handcuffs, dateless at the end of the evening. Damnit, Larry.
Speaker 1: Spaghetti Larry always ruins everything. And Kyle, who's on the
Speaker 1: phone to do a second date update right now, ended
Speaker 1: up running into somebody from his past while he was
Speaker 1: out on a date. Not sure if it was his
Speaker 1: imaginary friend or somebody else, But Kyle, who did you
Speaker 1: run into when you were out on your date? I
Speaker 1: bumped into my ex I was really gonna hope you
Speaker 1: were saying, like your ex teacher or X boss, that's
Speaker 1: worse than getting into a fist fight with your imaginary
Speaker 1: friend on a first date. Yea, So tell us before
Speaker 1: you get into running into your ex. Where'd you meet
Speaker 1: the girl that you went out with? I met her
Speaker 1: on tender though, like, um, I had good vibesmer from
Speaker 1: a Toto. Not to sound pervy, but you know it
Speaker 1: was good. Like you know, we both swiped. We both
Speaker 1: swiped to each other, you know what I'm saying. So
Speaker 1: we met up for a couple of drinks at this
Speaker 1: local bar, and the skull megan, She's great, beautiful. We
Speaker 1: were viving. So then I went to the bar to
Speaker 1: get some drinks, you know, and then right there, roll on, behold,
Speaker 1: I saw my ex Kathy, who I just broke up
Speaker 1: with like a month ago, so still fresh. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: thought this was like an old old X. Yeah. And
Speaker 1: did you guys leave things on good terms or was
Speaker 1: this a bad breakup? Yeah? I was pretty messy, Like
Speaker 1: she's been stalking me, she's been talking to my friends,
Speaker 1: she's been calling my parents seeing like how I'm doing.
Speaker 1: And I've blocked her from my phone. I've blocked her
Speaker 1: off Facebook, and she's still like trying to get in
Speaker 1: my life through other people, and it's just like I'm
Speaker 1: just trying to just cut her off. And I don't know.
Speaker 1: That's what's kind of annoyed me. When I saw it
Speaker 1: at my favorite bar, I'm like, you know, this is
Speaker 1: my bar, like I brought you the first time, like
Speaker 1: he dated, Like, why are you here again? Like yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what happens in breakup. Somebody always gets the bar. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and so this was your bar and she was there
Speaker 1: probably waiting for you. It sounds like, yeah, she probably was.
Speaker 1: So she's all drunk. She comes over to me and
Speaker 1: just starts like bawling and like hugging me and saying
Speaker 1: like we could still make it right and all this,
Speaker 1: And then I'm just like, dude, I'm in a date
Speaker 1: right now. Stop. It's very scruciating. Did the girl that
Speaker 1: you're out on a date with see her talking to you? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I have no idea because I brought it to the
Speaker 1: back where she was starting to make it scene and
Speaker 1: everyone was looking. So I was like, all right, let's
Speaker 1: just talking to back. You know, did you get her
Speaker 1: to leave after you guys went to the back I
Speaker 1: finally calmed it down and I got her out. How long?
Speaker 1: How long did this go on? How long was Megan
Speaker 1: sitting there while you're in the back trying to calm
Speaker 1: down your ex girlfriends in tears? I was trying to
Speaker 1: just get her out, like as soon as possible, but
Speaker 1: I don't know, it almost became like half an hour,
Speaker 1: like twenty minute. Yeah, she's still waiting for you at
Speaker 1: the table when you got back. That's the thing. Like
Speaker 1: when I went back, she was gone, Yeah, if you
Speaker 1: see your date go into the back with another woman,
Speaker 1: chances are you probably leave. Yeah, And that's what pissed
Speaker 1: me off, because like I didn't get a chance to
Speaker 1: explain the situation. So I actually texted her right and
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, we're yet, you know, and she
Speaker 1: texted me back, nice, try I don't play like that. Okay.
Speaker 1: She definitely saw you go back there with your ex,
Speaker 1: probably doesn't even know the whole situation and thought something
Speaker 1: else was going on. Yeah, she probably thought I was
Speaker 1: met on some other chick when I was trying to
Speaker 1: get a drink, and she probably thought, oh, I'm a player,
Speaker 1: Like I'd probably think the same way, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: definitely I would think the same thing of that happened
Speaker 1: to me. Was that the last thing you heard from her?
Speaker 1: Just that text? Or did you guys talk more? That
Speaker 1: was it? Like I texted her let me explain, but
Speaker 1: just just a wall of silence. Yeah, I don't blame
Speaker 1: I mean, there's so many red flags there, even if
Speaker 1: you weren't hitting on another person, Like there's a crazy
Speaker 1: X involved even then that explanation. I mean it just
Speaker 1: are you ready to date? Yeah? I've been ready to
Speaker 1: date for the past six months since I was dating Kathy. Okay,
Speaker 1: she's a psychopath, And like that's what I'm calling you, guys,
Speaker 1: because like I want to move on and Megan's awesome,
Speaker 1: and I just want a second chance because like I
Speaker 1: get it, it's the first impression, but like that's not me. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: well we'll play a song, come back, call her and
Speaker 1: get your second date update. All right, awesome, thank you man? Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: hang on rooking jubil in the morning, right in the
Speaker 1: middle of a second date update and if you're just
Speaker 1: joining us. Kyle is on the phone and Kyle basically
Speaker 1: went on a first date with his ex girlfriend because
Speaker 1: he ended up spending more time with her than he
Speaker 1: did with the girl that he actually was out with.
Speaker 1: He met a girl off at tender. Her name is Megan.
Speaker 1: They went out to his favorite bar and who was
Speaker 1: there his ex girlfriend. When he walked to go get
Speaker 1: some drinks, his ex approached him in tears and then
Speaker 1: he had to pull her to the back of the
Speaker 1: bar and have like a half an hour conversation. During
Speaker 1: that time, Megan, the girl that he was out with,
Speaker 1: left and hasn't talked to him since other than a
Speaker 1: text message that just said I don't play like that.
Speaker 1: So we're assuming she saw him talking to his ex
Speaker 1: and doesn't know the full story. He at least wants
Speaker 1: to get her on the phone and tell her, Hey,
Speaker 1: that was my ex girlfriend. That doesn't mean anything, all right, Kyle?
Speaker 1: Are you ready? Yeah, let's go. Kyle. This is going
Speaker 1: to be a really hard sell to get her to
Speaker 1: go out with you again. Hey, I'm a victim in
Speaker 1: all of this, okay, Like I didn't get a chance
Speaker 1: to explain what happened. It's not my fault. This is
Speaker 1: a circumstance that happened beyond my control, and I feel
Speaker 1: like I deserve another chance because, like my ex scared
Speaker 1: her away from me at least at least have met
Speaker 1: delienate you. Not. If I'm gonna screw this date up,
Speaker 1: I want it to be on my own terms, not
Speaker 1: my ex girlfriend's terms. Okay, I'm dialing her phone number
Speaker 1: right now. Here we go. Hello, Hi, is Megan there? Missus?
Speaker 1: She Hey Megan? How are you? This is jew Bil
Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. I don't know
Speaker 1: who that is. You've never heard the radio show before,
Speaker 1: Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It was just like
Speaker 1: a print call. No, it isn't. My name is Jewbil,
Speaker 1: And I host the radio show that I just mentioned.
Speaker 1: It's called Brooke and Jewil in the Morning. Okay, And
Speaker 1: I have a question for you. Is this gonna take
Speaker 1: a really long time? No, it won't take a long time.
Speaker 1: It's actually about somebody that you know, all right, So
Speaker 1: what And the guy that wanted us to call you today,
Speaker 1: his name is Kyle. Do you remember when I'm not
Speaker 1: doing that. I'm not. You don't have anything to do
Speaker 1: with him. Yeah, you don't have to have anything to
Speaker 1: do with him, but we just want to know why
Speaker 1: you're not calling him back. He said that you left
Speaker 1: your date early and then all he heard from you
Speaker 1: was a text message that said you don't play like that.
Speaker 1: So yeah, no, yeah, or no, I got nothing for him,
Speaker 1: I got nothing for you. I got nothing. Can you
Speaker 1: at least give us a little bit so we can
Speaker 1: tell him what the problem is. I mean, he should
Speaker 1: know what the problem is. You were their fifteen minutes
Speaker 1: and he went off to like have a private huddle
Speaker 1: with some drunk girl in the corner, and so I thought, Okay,
Speaker 1: she's easy pickings because she's already wasted. I don't know what.
Speaker 1: And so I'm like, I'm like, I'm out of here
Speaker 1: all this, you know, And I go outside and she
Speaker 1: follows me outside, this this hysterical mess of mass. Scara
Speaker 1: follows me outside, reading of tequila and angry, and she's
Speaker 1: like yeah. She proceeds to tell me that they slept
Speaker 1: together the night before and that he was still in
Speaker 1: love with her, and he was a mess. Okay. I
Speaker 1: was gonna say, you know, when you started talking about
Speaker 1: the girl crying, I was like, gonna explain the story
Speaker 1: that that was his ex girlfriend. But apparently you already
Speaker 1: know all that. Oh no, I know everything about the relationship.
Speaker 1: I know that he cheated on her three months in
Speaker 1: what how do you know? Oh yeah, oh they had
Speaker 1: a pregnancy scare. Why all this? This girl got deep?
Speaker 1: She got deep, dude, she got deep in a short
Speaker 1: amount of time. And because she comes out Okay, here's
Speaker 1: a girl. She comes out all combative, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know, you keep him, you can have him. I
Speaker 1: don't want him. I was like, this is a first date,
Speaker 1: and it sort of felt like, if I'm being honest,
Speaker 1: sort of felt like I was used as a pawn
Speaker 1: in their relationship drama. Oh wait, hold on, like you
Speaker 1: took to that bar knowing that she was there, So
Speaker 1: she was, yeah, that's that's really what it felt like
Speaker 1: to me. So did you, I mean, did you feel
Speaker 1: sorry for her? I mean at first, I was like,
Speaker 1: all right, I'm gonna take my earrings off and this
Speaker 1: is gonna happen, you know, in a real way. And
Speaker 1: then and then she was just so broken and dicceedd
Speaker 1: and and I you know, I started consoling her because
Speaker 1: she was sick with grief. Yeah. And uh, and now
Speaker 1: we're Facebook friends. I guess what. She asked me my
Speaker 1: name and like two seconds later, when I'm I finally
Speaker 1: get an uber. It's like you have a friend request
Speaker 1: and it's like, wow, okay, how long were you talking
Speaker 1: to her? Honestly, like fifteen minutes because like after she
Speaker 1: realized I am not a threat and I was disgusted
Speaker 1: myself with the man, then she needed a hug and
Speaker 1: she started talking about, you know, the sisterhood of women
Speaker 1: and how we're treated so bad. Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: feel I just even hear this story like you're the
Speaker 1: angel that was put into her life to help her
Speaker 1: get over her egg. I spent the entire night consoling
Speaker 1: his exile. I wait for my over. That's pretty good
Speaker 1: first story. Yeah, oh my god. Yeah. I don't know
Speaker 1: if you guys set people up, but if anybody needs it, hey,
Speaker 1: you know well we don't set people up often except
Speaker 1: to tell them that Kyle is actually on the other
Speaker 1: line listening and wants to talk to you right now.
Speaker 1: Ha ha. No, I'm serious. No, I'm serious, Megan, No, man, seriously, Yeah, Megan,
Speaker 1: it's me Kyle. Holy, that really happened. I don't know
Speaker 1: why you're even on a phone right now. Sorry, it
Speaker 1: has happened. I didn't know she confarted you in the
Speaker 1: parking lot. That's insane. That's crazy. Yeah, this whole thing
Speaker 1: is crazy, and you made it even weirder by doing
Speaker 1: all of this stuff instead of just letting it die.
Speaker 1: The reason I want to contact you is because I
Speaker 1: want to explain on my end what happened, and I
Speaker 1: just want to go a second chance. No, not a
Speaker 1: million years, Not in a million years did I ever
Speaker 1: subject myself to that again. And besides, man, I gotta
Speaker 1: be honest. I know everything. I know. I know way
Speaker 1: too much about everything. So with that intel, I could
Speaker 1: confidently tell you there's zero interests. Hey, I don't know
Speaker 1: what she told you, but I'm just saying right now,
Speaker 1: at least thirty percent a stuff she told you is
Speaker 1: not true. At least thirty percent. You're not claiming that
Speaker 1: all of it's not true percentage, Kyle, Well, I mean, dude,
Speaker 1: she's a liar, but I don't know. Sometimes she says
Speaker 1: like some truthful stuff, but she's messed up in the head.
Speaker 1: So I mean, I would not take what she says.
Speaker 1: You guys are for each other. You guys honestly could
Speaker 1: not be more perfect for one another. So I am out.
Speaker 1: I'm out. Pizza. Well, don't say it yet, Megan, I
Speaker 1: haven't even asked you yet. Would you like to go
Speaker 1: out on a second date with Kyle? We will pay
Speaker 1: for it, free date, I know, but hell no, what
Speaker 1: I want to go out with Kyle again? I think
Speaker 1: Megan maybe the smartest woman we ever had a second
Speaker 1: Thank you. If you get women that actually say yes
Speaker 1: to this, then there's a big problem with Come on,
Speaker 1: it's just been a whole, big misunderstanding. I got screwed
Speaker 1: because my ex was at a bar. Like it was
Speaker 1: just a weird situation. It was like a weird I
Speaker 1: had nothing to do with that, Like, I'm a nice guy.
Speaker 1: You know. We were vibing a lot. Yeah. No, we
Speaker 1: were vibing at the beginning, and I spent more time
Speaker 1: vibing with your ex girlfriend over what who you are?
Speaker 1: I mean, Kyle, You've got to just give it up.
Speaker 1: Imagine if the tables were turned and it was her
Speaker 1: ex boyfriend at the bar and this scene went down,
Speaker 1: I would totally understand. I would totally understand. Yeah right, well, Megan,
Speaker 1: thank you for being honest with us and telling us
Speaker 1: what happened. Yeah, no problem. Better luck in the future
Speaker 1: on your dating life. Okay, God willing broken jewel in
Speaker 1: the morning,