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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's launching a unique, once in

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Speaker 1: a lifetime pay per view event, the Toddler Renaissance Games.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh, just imagine three year olds dressed in armor,

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Speaker 1: riding sheep, jousting with giant corn dogs.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, let's do it.

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Speaker 1: You could tune in for just twenty nine ninety nine

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Speaker 1: with Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news

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Speaker 1: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except

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Speaker 1: we've got a laser. Those other Wench whispers just don't.

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Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of Chicago. Seventeen year

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Speaker 1: old kid ordered an uber to take him to the mall,

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Speaker 1: which is odd. Okay, what teenagers still go to the mall?

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Speaker 2: Yes? I think that's all teachers have to go to. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I was at the mall just a couple.

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Speaker 3: Of days ago, and it was pat It's crazy, I

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Speaker 3: know at the malls.

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Speaker 2: The line at Zara is like so bad, you too

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Speaker 2: back to school shopping anyway, he says.

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Speaker 1: The driver seemed agitated, drove verradically and took a longer

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Speaker 1: route than necessary. The kid asked him to take the highway,

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Speaker 1: but the guy took surface roads instead. I hate that

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Speaker 1: and after he got dropped off, he gave the guy

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Speaker 1: a one star review.

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Speaker 3: Okay, well you're seventeen and you were not tipping anyway.

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Speaker 3: You know, you don't know like.

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Speaker 2: A three star.

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Speaker 1: But then he went on his way till the next

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Speaker 1: day when the driver showed back up at his house

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Speaker 1: and threw a brick at his family's window.

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Speaker 2: Smash smash, so mash. Okay, maybe the one star is

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Speaker 2: and he didn't run off either.

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Speaker 1: Instead, he went up to the front door began yelling

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Speaker 1: at the kid's mom and shouting about the one star review.

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Speaker 2: You know, some of those people are on their last straw,

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Speaker 2: so that one star like really ruins it.

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Speaker 3: Can you imagine the confidence to throw the brick first? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Us, and throw the brick afterwards.

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Speaker 1: He then grabbed another brick and threw it at their car,

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Speaker 1: which left a pretty significant dent.

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Speaker 2: The bricks in his pocket. How many loose bricks show

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Speaker 2: in this yard.

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Speaker 3: House.

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Speaker 1: People say they're investigating, but no word on charges yet.

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Speaker 1: Uber says they'll assist however they can and take appropriate

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Speaker 1: action with the driver. I scared this guy's road rage

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Speaker 1: out there. This next laser stories out of Philadelphia. It

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Speaker 1: was the middle of the night and a couple was

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Speaker 1: in the back seat of their range Rover doing what

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Speaker 1: lovebirds do when one of their limbs somehow bumped the

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Speaker 1: SUV's gearstick that cause that caused the vehicle to begin

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Speaker 1: rolling quickly toward the river. It took the pair a

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Speaker 1: few seconds to realize what was happening, since they were

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Speaker 1: so preoccupied.

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Speaker 2: Putting that range But.

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Speaker 1: When they did, they threw the doors open and jumped out.

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Speaker 2: Are they like decent? Well, both of them stood there

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Speaker 2: no clothes.

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Speaker 3: That is awkward, You're like, should we have just stayed

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Speaker 3: in the car?

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Speaker 2: And at one a m.

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Speaker 1: They watch their car tumble over the river's edge and

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Speaker 1: sink into the water.

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Speaker 2: Oh what do you do? Maybe you could say you

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Speaker 2: were swimming skinny dipping the car.

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Speaker 1: The car tried to come up with a lie they

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Speaker 1: could tell the authorities, but seeing as they were without clothes,

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Speaker 1: there really wasn't much to say but the truth.

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Speaker 2: Neither were injured or charged with any crime.

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Speaker 1: As for the car, it's been towed out from the

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Speaker 1: bottom of the river and could.

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Speaker 2: Be actually a great conception story if this works out

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Speaker 2: for them.

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Speaker 3: Or range Rover.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I like this.

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Speaker 1: Next lazer stories out of Fall Fun headquarters. This is

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Speaker 1: meant for Halloween, but also works for that goth friend

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Speaker 1: who just loves the beach. Okay, you know the company Yetti, Yeah, like.

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Speaker 3: The cooler company that charges an extremely amount of money,

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Speaker 3: a huge amount of money.

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Speaker 1: For They teamed up with the bottled water brand Liquid

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Speaker 1: Death for an ice cooler that looks like a casket.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I was thinking it was gonna be

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Speaker 3: one of those old school wooden caskets, but this is

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Speaker 3: a fancy white white casket.

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Speaker 2: Are looking at the picture of it right now. We'll

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Speaker 2: have it up on our in stories at Brooke and Jeffery.

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Speaker 3: The kind were like, the top will open, but the

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Speaker 3: bottom so you don't have to look at the dead

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Speaker 3: person's legs. The dual opening, and that's not the rail

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Speaker 3: where you can carry it.

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Speaker 2: And it is a life sized coffin. Are you serious?

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Speaker 1: Full size? The color, like Brooks said, is bright white.

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Speaker 1: Other than two small logos on the front, it just

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Speaker 1: looks like, you know, the real thing.

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Speaker 2: I can't imagine how heavy this is. Those Yetti coolers

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Speaker 2: are so heavy.

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Speaker 1: But it is insulated in line with the yet triple

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Speaker 1: foam cold cell technology and without ice They say, it's

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Speaker 1: big enough to hold three hundred and seventy eight beers, cool.

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Speaker 3: And a Halloween party, instant mood killer at a regular

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Speaker 3: beach party with six people carrying a comment onto the sand. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: it's not who's trying to get wasted?

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Speaker 2: Are they holdly a copt?

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Speaker 1: The bad news is you'll have to pony up a

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Speaker 1: lot of cash if you want it, because there's only one.

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Speaker 1: They're auctioning it off on Liquid Death's website.

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Speaker 2: The sale ends later today.

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Speaker 1: Last we checked, the top bid was up to thirty

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Speaker 1: eight thousand dollars.

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Speaker 2: Some rich guys.

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Speaker 3: Is a little bit more than a normal yetti cooler coming.

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Speaker 2: But you can't bury yourself in a normal cooler deal.

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Speaker 1: I see keep This next Lazer story is out of Decatur, Georgia.

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Speaker 1: A certain waffle house is so popular it has a

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Speaker 1: six months waiting list to eat even get in.

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Speaker 3: And here's the kicker, a waffle house.

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Speaker 2: Here's the kicker. You can't even order breakfast there?

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Speaker 1: What is going on? That's because this is the first

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Speaker 1: ever working restaurant that's been transformed into a waffle house museum.

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Speaker 2: Do you still have to.

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Speaker 3: Be drunk to go there? Too?

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Speaker 1: The museum. The entire thing has been transformed into exactly

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Speaker 1: what the first nineteen fifty five waffle house looked like,

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Speaker 1: complete with vintage mugs, menus, furnishings, and even prices.

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Speaker 3: That's pretty cool.

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Speaker 2: I'm showing the picture, Brooke. What sticks out to you

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Speaker 2: in the in the pic that I'm shown.

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Speaker 3: The thirty salads and twenty set potatoes that are offered

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Speaker 3: on the wall advertising.

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Speaker 2: No, but it's just cool again.

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Speaker 3: It looks like an old school diner. It's really it's

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Speaker 3: actually clean, actually, you know, which is different than all

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Speaker 3: the waffle.

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Speaker 2: Houses I've been true.

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Speaker 1: And while there's no actual food served, guests can sit

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Speaker 1: at the retro count top or where a staffer's hat

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Speaker 1: and pretend that they're serving up diner dishes, yelling and

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Speaker 1: fighting customers.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a waffle house experience, all right.

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Speaker 3: Anyone want to catch these hands.

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Speaker 1: The museum only offers tours to twenty people a day.

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Speaker 3: Now.

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Speaker 1: They are already booked through the end of the year.

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Speaker 1: So if you act now, maybe next.

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Speaker 2: Year will be your turn to visit museum. Coming with me?

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Speaker 1: I know one guy who already has his ticket and

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Speaker 1: he's bringing his own battery, so that now means Laser

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Speaker 1: Stories has come to an end of the day. He's

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Speaker 1: a special recipe again the same time on Monday.