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Speaker 1: Then Jebile Show on demand. Oh jeez, Saint Patrick's Day.

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Speaker 1: So it's time for your ridiculous Internet question. It's the

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Speaker 1: Jubile Show, and today's Ridiculous Internet question calls up eight

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Speaker 1: in Saint Patrick's Day, what is your good luck charm

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Speaker 1: or ritual? What's the thing that brings you good luck?

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Speaker 1: Call us up, Jake, what's up? Man? What's your good

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Speaker 1: luck charm? Oh? Man? My good luck charm is. I

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Speaker 1: have a shark tooth necklace that my grandma gave me

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Speaker 1: before she passed away. And like whenever I'm like up

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Speaker 1: for a promotion or I'm about to do something that

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Speaker 1: I'm just challenging to me, I'll like kiss it three

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Speaker 1: times and like without full it seems like, you know,

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Speaker 1: everything that I don't accomplish, it happens for me, Like wow, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I was gonna ask you can I use it next time? Something? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Hell no, no, you can't kiss my My grandma's man.

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Speaker 1: That's fine, that's my thing, that's my things. Yeah, exactly,

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Speaker 1: before you know you'd be like this thing is terrible.

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Speaker 1: All right, thanks for the phone call man. Appreciate you. Oh,

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Speaker 1: thank you so much. Call us up eight to eight

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Speaker 1: three four three one six one eight eight eight three

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Speaker 1: four three one o six one. Victoria, what's your good

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Speaker 1: luck charm? I really had a good luck charm in

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Speaker 1: a while. My grandma used to light candles every night

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Speaker 1: like I have a good luck charm. Was like my

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Speaker 1: bracelet that my dad gave me. She's a little heart.

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Speaker 1: Oh what kind of good luck has it brought you? Yeah? Well,

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Speaker 1: no like for wearing that when you fell skiing this weekend. No, well,

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Speaker 1: kept it on, you know, Now that I think about it,

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Speaker 1: much good calls up eight to eight three four three

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Speaker 1: six one. Anna, what is your good luck charm? Hey, guys,

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Speaker 1: So my good luck charm? Um, I actually got a

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Speaker 1: when I got up there, it was with my friends

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Speaker 1: were in this gift shop and I just saw this keychain.

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Speaker 1: It was really cute. It's not even like that intricate.

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Speaker 1: It just had the little mountain town and a picture

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Speaker 1: so cute. Why not? So I got it, and on

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Speaker 1: And so to this day, I've considered that keychain my

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Speaker 1: Two things we love this little keychain. Definitely a good

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Speaker 1: looking bolt. Number two stopped driving in cars. Yeah, that

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Speaker 1: many almost accidents. Yeah, if your if your keychain is

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Speaker 1: I got the key chain, so you're fine, all right.

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Speaker 1: Remember your phone break happens every single hour on the twenties.

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Speaker 1: Your next one is coming up in just a few minutes. Oh. Also,

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Speaker 1: if you're going out to the bar tonight, here's a

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Speaker 1: a great saint. Patrick's saying the Jewel Show on demand.

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Speaker 1: It's another Jebil phone frame day mornings on. That's one.

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Speaker 1: Hello yeah, little Beal Uh Hello, yal Is Beal. Got

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Speaker 1: looking for Luther or Cody. This is me? What's this in? Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I was looking for a Luthor or Cody.

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Speaker 1: You said your name was me Man, it's a luthor, okay,

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Speaker 1: Luth you live at uh you live at Parma Parma

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Speaker 1: a call kind of Yeah, is up? Got it? So

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Speaker 1: So we had a bit of an issue with you

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Speaker 1: know what's going on with our unit. I don't really

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Speaker 1: know how to push this in a way. Um, there

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Speaker 1: say that, I guess is what I'm saying. Why what

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Speaker 1: I get upset? You guys are trying to help us

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Speaker 1: rascal guy lose? Rascal? Yes, Rascal guy loose, and so

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Speaker 1: we are trying to locate Rascal right now. But maybe uh,

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Speaker 1: if you notice or hear any sands in the walls,

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Speaker 1: could you please contact does Wait a minute, wait a minute?

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Speaker 1: What is Rascal? Is fair? It is a fair? There's

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Speaker 1: a ferret in our walls, in like our particular unit.

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Speaker 1: That story still to be told. I don't know exactly

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Speaker 1: where he is. Was I usually use him when I

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Speaker 1: know the air conditioning? Yep, it's a fair. Rascal is

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Speaker 1: into the building? Well, because he works real good on

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Speaker 1: the air conditioning. How does a faret work good on

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Speaker 1: air conditioning? Like? I don't even comprehend what you're saying,

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Speaker 1: a faret work on air conditioning? Oh? Well, yea always

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Speaker 1: never worked out air conditioning before. Look, man, I don't

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Speaker 1: know what you're saying. I don't know what's happening, but

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Speaker 1: I'm like a hypercondriact. I need my hypo real well,

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Speaker 1: I don't need really, I mean, I don't know what

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Speaker 1: Whatever you do for work sounds like good doctor driver,

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Speaker 1: contact man around me, fairy clean. I'll give you like

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Speaker 1: an hour if you can't get that ferret out of here,

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Speaker 1: I'm calling the externaty here myself. Well, okay, well, I'm

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Speaker 1: asking Dakota exterminator because, um, you know, ferrets like family

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Speaker 1: to me. Uh, Rascal, you shouldn't bring your family to

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Speaker 1: be in air ducts of strangers? About that? And why

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Speaker 1: the this is on you? Man? Why the would you

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Speaker 1: let a ferret loose? You know, it's a little bit

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Speaker 1: seeing Rascal and it's kind of a scale. He's scout

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Speaker 1: ferret called scout fair. Put a little camera on him,

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Speaker 1: a little run through, the run around the air condition

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Speaker 1: up into each back. So not only is there a ferret,

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Speaker 1: But you're like spine on us and through our air

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Speaker 1: your camera. It's not I will say this, UMLUSA. Don't

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Speaker 1: worry about it too much, because I did seeing Peacock

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Speaker 1: it's Peacock as my other fair. Oh my god, no

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Speaker 1: have multiple ferrets within our ear duck. If Peacock and

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Speaker 1: Rascal go, Mason, I got six more chances. If I

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Speaker 1: whatever they're called, I'm gonna sue you. I will sue you. Well.

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Speaker 1: I've never seen a loyal fair before. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: fun to see a fairt in court with a little

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Speaker 1: I'm hanging up right now, Beale, and I'm gonna make

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Speaker 1: this is actually a phone prank. This is Jewel from

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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you and

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Speaker 1: your roommate. Cody set you up. That's a joke. Oh man,

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Speaker 1: Happy Saint Patrick's Day for your first story of the

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Speaker 1: day Today in the JNN. It is Saint Patrick's Day.

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Speaker 1: And there has been a very very very serious warning

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Speaker 1: just play that for you now. Okay, Hello, SHAMSA McDougall, Hieran.

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Speaker 1: A lot of you fail as we're going to be

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Speaker 1: So it's saying Patrick's Day, and well we always suggest

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Speaker 1: and she's like, let me see a picture of him,

421
00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:37,760
Speaker 1: and you know, showed our picture and see she was like, oh,

422
00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:43,760
Speaker 1: well that's the guy that ghosted me last month. Oh wow, Yeah,

423
00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:46,520
Speaker 1: I have a question for you. Okay, So he doesn't

424
00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:48,800
Speaker 1: know probably that he went on a date with your

425
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,560
Speaker 1: sister and ghosted or did they date for a while

426
00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:52,000
Speaker 1: or did did they go on a couple dates or

427
00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:53,879
Speaker 1: just one date? Do you know? Yeah? I mean it

428
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:56,080
Speaker 1: was multiple dates and they talked enough to make the

429
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:59,639
Speaker 1: ghost thing feel kind of crappy. Do you think he

430
00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:03,920
Speaker 1: said to her the Larry the Eggplant meme too? That's

431
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:07,720
Speaker 1: actually a good question. Um, you know what, I'll text

432
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:11,000
Speaker 1: her right now and I'll ask her. Actually, Okay, I

433
00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:13,800
Speaker 1: wonder if Jared knows if that was your sister. I

434
00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:18,160
Speaker 1: don't know. We should ask him, Okay, because Jenny, Jared

435
00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:19,879
Speaker 1: is on the phone listening. He's been listening this whole time,

436
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:24,680
Speaker 1: and he wants to talk to you. Hi, Jenny, Hi,

437
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:31,000
Speaker 1: I really, I had no idea that Nicole was your sister.

438
00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:41,680
Speaker 1: That's not my sister. Oh yeah, Nicole is not your sister. No,

439
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:44,720
Speaker 1: n Do you want to go through your list and

440
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:46,280
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, you know, when you come up

441
00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:52,399
Speaker 1: with her name, Well, uh, okay, is Julie? Yes, truly

442
00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:59,360
Speaker 1: as my sister. Yeah. I had no idea. I had

443
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:01,919
Speaker 1: no idea. This is well, this is embarrassing. Why did

444
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:05,560
Speaker 1: you ghost Julie? You know, we had a two or

445
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:10,159
Speaker 1: three dates and it just wasn't really it wasn't really clicking.

446
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:13,000
Speaker 1: And I probably could have handled that whole thing better,

447
00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:16,520
Speaker 1: I think so. I mean, if you're if you're making

448
00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:19,399
Speaker 1: a call for me on the radio. It obviously upset

449
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:21,200
Speaker 1: you to be ghosted, so I don't think you should

450
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:25,200
Speaker 1: be doing that to other people. Yeah, yeah, honestly I don't.

451
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:28,040
Speaker 1: I kind of have like a strong line the ghosting thing.

452
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:32,119
Speaker 1: I feel like we're old tools for that at this point,

453
00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:34,640
Speaker 1: and you've got to treat people the way you want

454
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:38,000
Speaker 1: to be treated. So that's a that's a good point.

455
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:40,280
Speaker 1: I should have done that. I just I didn't handle

456
00:23:40,359 --> 00:23:42,960
Speaker 1: that well at all. Well, it sounds like you have

457
00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:47,520
Speaker 1: a couple of phone calls to make after this. I mean, look,

458
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:49,879
Speaker 1: it's not it's your life, but I would say it

459
00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:52,439
Speaker 1: really doesn't feel good to be ghosted, and people deserve

460
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:56,160
Speaker 1: an explanation. And we're adults, and everybody wants to feel

461
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,640
Speaker 1: wanted and loved, and nobody wants to feel like they're

462
00:23:58,680 --> 00:24:01,639
Speaker 1: not enough and good enough. So I do think it

463
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:05,440
Speaker 1: is important to talk to people. Yeah, to top it off,

464
00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:08,400
Speaker 1: my sister did text me back and she also got

465
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:14,480
Speaker 1: hilarry the eggplant. Yeah, so you're recycling stuff. I just

466
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:21,360
Speaker 1: send that to people. I just yeah, send that. Well,

467
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:24,960
Speaker 1: what's going on? What do you mean? What do you mean? Larry?

468
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:31,000
Speaker 1: The eggplant is hilarious? Do you know what an eggplant means? Yeah,

469
00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:32,720
Speaker 1: I mean it's really funny. I mean, if it was

470
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:36,320
Speaker 1: just a picture of an eggplant, it wouldn't be funny.

471
00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:38,560
Speaker 1: But you know, you put a face on it, and

472
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:42,160
Speaker 1: you give the give the eggplanet names like Larry, which

473
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:45,440
Speaker 1: is a funny name. Uh, And it's a funny name.

474
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:48,080
Speaker 1: I just thought it was really funny. Tons of friends

475
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:53,760
Speaker 1: who just think it's hysterical. I'm really sorry that I

476
00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:57,520
Speaker 1: that I ghosted her and that I sent her Larry

477
00:24:57,600 --> 00:25:00,720
Speaker 1: the Eggplant. And you know, Jen, if I get if

478
00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:03,640
Speaker 1: you give me a second date, I promise I won't

479
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:08,080
Speaker 1: send Larry the Eggplant out anymore. I'll retire. I'll retire Larry.

480
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:11,320
Speaker 1: I mean that's sweet talk right there. Jenny, would you

481
00:25:11,359 --> 00:25:13,480
Speaker 1: like to go out with Jared on another date? We'll

482
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:16,840
Speaker 1: pay for it. You know, I'm torn because I had

483
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:19,120
Speaker 1: a nice time, but this what if you just decide

484
00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:21,000
Speaker 1: to go to me later. Honestly, there's a lot of

485
00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:25,119
Speaker 1: red flags happening right now. Hey, I mean, you know

486
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:28,639
Speaker 1: you're you already. No, I don't like your sister, so

487
00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:34,040
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, look at that, Jenny, come on, no

488
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:36,880
Speaker 1: more Larry the Eggplant and he doesn't like your sister.

489
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:40,840
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, Well for the line like that, I guess

490
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:45,000
Speaker 1: they just never need a date to get I love her.

491
00:25:46,359 --> 00:25:50,320
Speaker 1: That is I hard. No, and I'm fucking Larry the

492
00:25:50,359 --> 00:25:58,480
Speaker 1: eggplant type of hard. The Jewels Show on demand jebils

493
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:12,960
Speaker 1: dirty little Secret? Hello, Hey, what's up? This is The

494
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:15,000
Speaker 1: Jewel Show? And you texted us at four one oh

495
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:16,760
Speaker 1: six one and said you have a dirty little secrets.

496
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:21,520
Speaker 1: So now we're calling you back. What's up? Hey, good morning? Yes,

497
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:25,240
Speaker 1: what's up? What's up? Not much? Um? Do you have

498
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:26,960
Speaker 1: time to tell us what your dirty little secret is

499
00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:30,280
Speaker 1: right now? Or are you busy? No? Yeah, I got trome.

500
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:33,520
Speaker 1: I'd love to dude, let's do it. Then do it too? Yeah,

501
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:37,480
Speaker 1: what's your what's your dirty little secret? My dirty little

502
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:43,720
Speaker 1: secret is I have been secretly sneaking into my girlfriend's parents' house,

503
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:47,240
Speaker 1: um beau, because they have an awesome house in a

504
00:26:47,359 --> 00:26:51,480
Speaker 1: really nice pool, and while they're at work in the city,

505
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:54,639
Speaker 1: I've been kind of going there and swimming. They have

506
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:58,800
Speaker 1: like a nice bar area. Um, nobody's found out. I've

507
00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:02,600
Speaker 1: kept it really on a da but can we talk?

508
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:08,200
Speaker 1: The secret sounds funny? Never had anyone over yet. And

509
00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:13,520
Speaker 1: anybody over yet your girlfriend? Now, Um, I actually haven't

510
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:16,480
Speaker 1: told her so some major secrets. Oh well, yeah, so

511
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:19,160
Speaker 1: she has no idea that you've been basically breaking into

512
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:23,440
Speaker 1: her parents' house to hang out. How do you break it? Also?

513
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:27,320
Speaker 1: Why can't you're just asking? There's like I don't know,

514
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:29,399
Speaker 1: like you can get in through the back very easily,

515
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:31,480
Speaker 1: like there's no lock. And then I do have a

516
00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:34,320
Speaker 1: key to like a front anyway, you have a key

517
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:37,679
Speaker 1: or your girlfriend has a key. My girlfriends a key.

518
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:42,000
Speaker 1: Let's clarify. I mean, have you thought about what you're

519
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:43,840
Speaker 1: gonna say if they walk up on you and there

520
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:47,480
Speaker 1: one day when you're not expecting it. Yeah, you know,

521
00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:49,359
Speaker 1: I've been hoping that just is not going to happen.

522
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:55,280
Speaker 1: I mean, but yeah, it is kind of I should

523
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:59,159
Speaker 1: tell somebody and maybe just ask if I can do that.

524
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:04,120
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't want to like you to ask,

525
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:07,679
Speaker 1: you know, just keep doing what you're doing. They show up,

526
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:09,159
Speaker 1: just blame it on her. Just go. She said I

527
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:12,719
Speaker 1: could come over. I don't know. She told me to. Actually, well, honestly,

528
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:17,480
Speaker 1: I don't have a job right now. Um oh my girlfriend,

529
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:19,000
Speaker 1: she I don't know. She makes a lot of money

530
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:22,680
Speaker 1: and I kind of just like go with that, but

531
00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:28,720
Speaker 1: it definitely don't like. Yeah, her parents definitely don't like that.

532
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:30,879
Speaker 1: I don't have them a job right now. I kind

533
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:34,280
Speaker 1: of think I'm like freeloading. That might be a reason why.

534
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:39,280
Speaker 1: So the parents are like your bfriend. Yeah, I mean

535
00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:41,440
Speaker 1: that's a good idea. You sounds like you've got it

536
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:44,480
Speaker 1: made though, Like you don't have to worry. Good You

537
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:48,360
Speaker 1: get to hang out of the people all day. Do

538
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:49,840
Speaker 1: you have to get out of there at a certain

539
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:53,120
Speaker 1: time that you know when they're gonna get back or yeah?

540
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:55,440
Speaker 1: I mean you know, there's been some close calls, Like

541
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:58,640
Speaker 1: one time I fired up the barbecue girl and made

542
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:03,080
Speaker 1: some cheeseburgers. Okay where you know, wherever where our cheeseburgers at.

543
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:06,640
Speaker 1: So I just didn't say anything. I want to be

544
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:11,000
Speaker 1: you too. Seriously, what are you telling your girlfriend you're

545
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:16,720
Speaker 1: doing during the day, come out, you know, a part

546
00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:20,600
Speaker 1: or something. So she's at work and she doesn't even

547
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:23,400
Speaker 1: know that I'm gone, So I get I get home

548
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:28,040
Speaker 1: before she before she gets home. Okay, Yeah, so you're

549
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:32,160
Speaker 1: just playing everyone. Yeah, good for you. Honestly, Seriously, you

550
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:36,040
Speaker 1: have a life that I would aspire for so. Congratulations man,

551
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:38,840
Speaker 1: thank you. Yeah, if you ever need anybody to hang

552
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:41,360
Speaker 1: out with the pool e cheeseburgers with you, I'm in.

553
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:44,840
Speaker 1: Just hit us up. We're all in. Well, I mean,

554
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:47,080
Speaker 1: if you guys are serious and maybe you can have

555
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:50,560
Speaker 1: a party like next week or something. Definitely let's do

556
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:52,520
Speaker 1: it at a time that the parents are out of town.

557
00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:55,200
Speaker 1: I'm not taking risks. I'll put you on hold in

558
00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:57,400
Speaker 1: our producer. Good your information, and we will come over

559
00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:59,840
Speaker 1: and have a pool party with you. All right, thanks

560
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:03,120
Speaker 1: for telling us your little secret. Yeah, the problem I

561
00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:07,280
Speaker 1: see it the Jebel Show on demand, Hello Shamus, Oh

562
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:09,280
Speaker 1: McDougall here and a lot of you failers are going

563
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:11,160
Speaker 1: to be looking to get your shell lately touched by

564
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:13,560
Speaker 1: a beautiful drunken last. I knew better to give you

565
00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:15,920
Speaker 1: advice than a lepro con, So listen up in your

566
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:18,840
Speaker 1: drunken quest for a woman's pot of gold. Refrain from

567
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:21,200
Speaker 1: doing any of the following, no matter how funny you are.

568
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:23,800
Speaker 1: Don't ever start a pickup line with hey, do you

569
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:26,360
Speaker 1: have a little irish in you? It never works. And

570
00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:28,720
Speaker 1: another tip not to use at a bar this weekend.

571
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:30,720
Speaker 1: Never ask a girl if she wants to see your

572
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:33,240
Speaker 1: lucky charm or whisper in her ear about how you're

573
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:36,640
Speaker 1: magically delicious. Basically, the only sure fire away tomorrow is

574
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:38,440
Speaker 1: just by I got lots and lots of green beer.

575
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:41,280
Speaker 1: Until you appear thirty pounds lighter and rich. That may

576
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:43,720
Speaker 1: be your only hope other than that. Have a great

577
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:47,000
Speaker 1: Saint Patrick's Day. All right, that's an important PSA from

578
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,240
Speaker 1: a Lepro console. You gotta listen. It's Saint Patrick's Day

579
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:53,040
Speaker 1: and it's time for good vibes. Only that sounded. I

580
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:55,280
Speaker 1: don't know what that was. I can't do an Irish

581
00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:57,680
Speaker 1: accident right now. But call us up with what you're

582
00:30:57,680 --> 00:30:59,200
Speaker 1: feeling good about. We do it every single week at

583
00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:00,760
Speaker 1: this time on the show. You call up, tell us

584
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:02,200
Speaker 1: what you're feeling good about. But you have to do

585
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:05,200
Speaker 1: it in an interesting way. So today everybody's good vibe

586
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:08,280
Speaker 1: has to be shared in an Irish accent. And who's

587
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:11,120
Speaker 1: happier than the Irish. It's gonna be a struggle for me. Yeah,

588
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:12,880
Speaker 1: it is, call us up eighty eight, three thirty one

589
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,080
Speaker 1: or six one? And who's on the phone now? What

590
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:19,080
Speaker 1: was that? Was horrible too? Tara? What's your good vibe today.

591
00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:23,040
Speaker 1: Hello there, I'm doing quite well. How are you? I'm

592
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:26,120
Speaker 1: pure accents way better than mine. I think the listeners

593
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:28,720
Speaker 1: do way better in Irish accents than I do, or

594
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:31,200
Speaker 1: anybody in this room. It just blows my mind. I'm

595
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:34,160
Speaker 1: not even gonna try Christians, not even everyone's so good

596
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 1: at it. Okay, so now we got you on the

597
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:39,200
Speaker 1: line here. Why did you tell us what you're feeling

598
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:44,600
Speaker 1: good about? Well, I'm feeling quite quite grand today. We've

599
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:46,719
Speaker 1: got Saint Patrick's Day coming up this weekend. It's going

600
00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:50,760
Speaker 1: to be loads of fun and um, what can I say?

601
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:53,840
Speaker 1: My cat as well. Last night we just found out

602
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:55,760
Speaker 1: my cat had kittens. She was hiding from us in

603
00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:58,520
Speaker 1: the closet. And so we've got some Saint Patrick's kittens

604
00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:02,640
Speaker 1: going on today and lovely. So that's my good time

605
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:06,880
Speaker 1: and good vibes for the day, and super excited today

606
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:10,000
Speaker 1: and have a wonderful, wonderful Saint Patrick's week. My friend

607
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:11,960
Speaker 1: loves the party, and what the fun you enjoyed the

608
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:15,760
Speaker 1: little kittens? Give him some whiskey today, all right, I'll

609
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:17,400
Speaker 1: be sorring to do that. I'll go make sure they

610
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:20,400
Speaker 1: all have a shot of jamison with the Milkay, there

611
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,520
Speaker 1: you go. All you have to tell us your good vibe.

612
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:24,320
Speaker 1: But since it's Saint Patrick's day, you have to do

613
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:29,000
Speaker 1: it the most Irish way possible, best rost Irish accent.

614
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:34,480
Speaker 1: Everybody sounds like missed out fire today. Victoria, Victoria, dear,

615
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:42,640
Speaker 1: what's your good vibe? My good vibe? I'm so sorry, Victoria,

616
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:45,480
Speaker 1: I didn't hear. I don't know how to do it

617
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:48,600
Speaker 1: Irish accent. Anyone want to teach you real quick? No,

618
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:52,800
Speaker 1: we just want to watch time. Okay, Well, my good vibe,

619
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:57,680
Speaker 1: it's just Victoria's good vibe is just her going my

620
00:32:57,920 --> 00:33:02,920
Speaker 1: good vibe, my good vibe. Good vibe. Victoria's good vibe

621
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,120
Speaker 1: is being able to just speak in normal English. I

622
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:12,520
Speaker 1: get to go to Mexico. I don't care. I get

623
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:19,760
Speaker 1: it to Mexico, Mexico wedding. Okay, that's a fabulous vibe, Victoria. Yeah,

624
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:33,560
Speaker 1: let's go back to the phones. What's your good vibe today? All,

625
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:36,000
Speaker 1: I've never had to do this before. It's perfect. I

626
00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:45,959
Speaker 1: I I'm trying to think about. Wow, this is challenging.

627
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:54,840
Speaker 1: Um lucky jobes greet clothes. Are you speaking soap refreshing?

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