WEBVTT - We're Not Paying Your Puppy Bills

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone, Elvis durand Elvis Duran phone tapped.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, I'm dying to hear this phone tap. What's

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<v Speaker 2>it all about?

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<v Speaker 3>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>So Lauri email doesn't said, my boyfriend Dion just bought

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<v Speaker 1>us a puppy name Rocky, and he was sick with pneumonia,

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<v Speaker 1>and we had to pay all these bills out of

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<v Speaker 1>our pocket. And he's such a hot head that he

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<v Speaker 1>would get really mad if you called saying you're from

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<v Speaker 1>the pet company and that we have to pay the

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<v Speaker 1>bills ourselves.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's basically what we're going to do, really, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>So you're playing the part of.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm paying the lady from the pet company calling to

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<v Speaker 1>say you're paying the bills.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, let's see what happens.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, Hi, Ma, I speak to Dion. Talk please, Hi, Dion.

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<v Speaker 2>My name is Melanie Rogers. I'm calling you from the.

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<v Speaker 1>Pando Macknight, okay, and I'm calling in reference to I

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<v Speaker 1>think his name is Rocky, yeah, yeah, and a bill

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<v Speaker 1>of five hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm asking you guys to pay for what was owing

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<v Speaker 3>Hi when he was sick, when I had my medical.

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<v Speaker 1>Bills for him, yeah, which I'm not understanding because you

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<v Speaker 1>bought the dog, you brought.

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<v Speaker 2>Him home and he got sick. Uh no, okay, well,

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<v Speaker 2>then explain, explain the story to me.

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<v Speaker 3>I bought the dog he had pneumonia. Now that before

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<v Speaker 3>I approachased some that he had those symptoms.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, if it was our fault, I could see.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's not our fault that the dog was sick.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm responsible for the puppy, even though you guys give

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<v Speaker 3>it to me sick.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't give you the puppy sick.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I don't know what happened to the puppy

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<v Speaker 1>from when you took it from the place to when

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<v Speaker 1>you got it home.

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<v Speaker 3>You gotta be right, No, I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Not What temperature do you keep your house at?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, tell me you keep my house at.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, is it a temperature where dogs can live?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? The temperature with dogs of question is that.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, our puppies are top notch, top match my ass.

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<v Speaker 3>My dog was sick.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe you fed him something.

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<v Speaker 3>You gotta be kidding me, right, once the.

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<v Speaker 2>Dog was in your care, the dog got sick.

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<v Speaker 3>Such crap.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not crap.

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<v Speaker 3>No dog was sick when he was at the store.

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<v Speaker 3>You gotta be kidding me. There's no record I have

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<v Speaker 3>it says it says like in the warranty and all

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<v Speaker 3>the other written crap, that you guys owe me money

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<v Speaker 3>after if anything happens to them.

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<v Speaker 2>Not in the warranty that I have in front of me.

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<v Speaker 1>I have all the paperwork in front of me, and

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<v Speaker 1>it says nothing about the dog being sick when you

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<v Speaker 1>purchased it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, it's not bull.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, you guys owe me the money and that's it.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't owe you the money. You're not going to

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<v Speaker 2>get the money.

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<v Speaker 3>We mean, I'm not going to get them. I'll get

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<v Speaker 3>the money.

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<v Speaker 2>You won't get the money.

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<v Speaker 3>I will get the money.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't think this has happened before.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, who of the customers?

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<v Speaker 2>We know what we're doing. You guys are.

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<v Speaker 3>Half assed over there. I don't know what the hell

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<v Speaker 3>is your problem.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'm really glad you don't have children, because

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't seem you know how to care for something

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<v Speaker 1>that's living.

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<v Speaker 2>Why are you being rude to me? I'm just telling you.

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<v Speaker 3>Like it is because you're treating me like I'm some

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<v Speaker 3>idiot or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Well you are some idiot. You don't know how to

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<v Speaker 2>take care of a puppy. Did you give the puppy

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<v Speaker 2>a cold bath? Did you feed the puppy?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you put the puppy in an air conditioning puppy genius?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you buy the cheap puppy food?

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<v Speaker 3>No, you know someone expensive puppy food.

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<v Speaker 1>Regardless, we're not paying you the five hundred dollars. This

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<v Speaker 1>is what it comes down to.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, you're paying me the five hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you torture animals as a child?

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<v Speaker 3>To Adam, what kind of question is that?

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<v Speaker 2>I have to get to the bottom of this.

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<v Speaker 3>You need to see it. You're driving me up the

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<v Speaker 3>wall right now.

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<v Speaker 1>If you walked outside barefoot, would you lick your feet afterwards?

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<v Speaker 3>I can't lick my feet? Sorry, have you tried? What

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<v Speaker 3>are you? What are you getting at?

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<v Speaker 2>You wouldn't lick your feet because they're so filthy. He

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<v Speaker 2>shouldn't be licking his feet either.

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<v Speaker 3>What the hell?

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<v Speaker 2>What okay? We're just running around the circles. The point is,

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<v Speaker 2>I've got bills here, I'm coming out of my ass.

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<v Speaker 3>I got bills comeing out of my ass. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know what the hell you're paying.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not paying anything. You're paying the five hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not paying anything.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm not. I'm not paying.

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<v Speaker 2>If you love your animal, what is five hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 3>It's nothing when it comes to an animal. But it's

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<v Speaker 3>your problem. It's your fault.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's your problem.

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<v Speaker 3>You bought the animal and that I'm set. Let's get

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<v Speaker 3>this right. It's your fault, your problem.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the dog's name again, Rocky? I mean, the poor

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<v Speaker 1>dog is gonna have a complex as it is that

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<v Speaker 1>you got a stupid.

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<v Speaker 2>Name for him.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, all right, leave me the hell long. You're

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<v Speaker 3>paying my money and that's it. You have a problem,

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<v Speaker 3>you know. Come to my house, Deane.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen to me. We don't pay bills. You know why

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<v Speaker 2>why you've just been phone tapped.

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<v Speaker 3>You got to me.

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<v Speaker 2>Your lovely girlfriend Laurie wanted us to call you and

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<v Speaker 2>play a phone tap on you. Oh don't worry. We're

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<v Speaker 2>not from the pet company.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh man, was the same. You guys are paying my bills.

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<v Speaker 2>The Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 3>This phone tap was pre recorded with permission granted by

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<v Speaker 3>all participates.

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<v Speaker 1>The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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